/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

I love Shiina!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

:D

My autistic wife Jelly is so perfect bros

Yeah I'm a Liker, an Airi Liker

This thread will be better.

[Lumi News] she buys used men's shirts online because she likes the smell.

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>Lumi buys used men's shirts off ebay so she can imagine what being with a man smells like
what a loser

>>53520435
>>53520460
Those shirts? Mine.

Based thrift store hunters.
I regularly go to them and charity stores to buy girls wetlook, PVC, PU and other clothing for my sex dolls.
I wash nothing.

>>53520435
doesn't Remi do the same thing...what is wrong with these girls

What will happen during Jelly and Lumi offcollab?

I'm going to start buying new shirts so that I can sell my old ones on ebay

>>53520435
I will mail Lumi cum stained socks so she knows what a man smells like.

>>53520270
>high functioning autist who learned how to harness his power and profit from it.

You could have just said "He's Asian".

I will be with you, from the past, to the present, to the future, it will always be us, and our love.
Wemi love love love love wuv love

>>53520539
that's racist

>>53520494
sexo

>>53520568
with me

Lumi you can't fucking attach more than two stream engines to a boiler you fucking tard.

>>53520564

>Lumi has 2 months worth of clothes
Holy fuck.

>>53520647
To be fair, you need to pause and look to realize that.
Or you could just notice that the power does not improve in a few minutes.

>>53520434
Not if I have anything to say about it

[lumi news] Lumi just puts her old clothes in to the fire, doesn't wash them, spits in front of charity workers

[Lumi news] She has so much clothes she can go 2 or 3 months without doing laundry

>>53520558
very cute

>Lumi is being practical with shopping for clothes
Trust level increasing.

>>53520728
If she considers 1 pair of jeans to last a week, that's like 10 things. Enough shit to fill 2 travel bags at the most.

if i listen to any more of this fucking stream i'm going to magically transmute into a woman. im out

Is it just me or there have been 0 supas/donos since the start of this stream? Does Jelly even have whales?

I like Lia only Lia always Lia!!!!

>>53520728
Of used men's clothes

>>53520802
last factorio collab she got so many supas it started to bother the collab. I think people are trying not to do that again.

The realization stare from Jelly every time she notices something autistic she does is priceless

Hello I'm Lia

>>53520802
jelly doesn't actively bait coomers or goslings so she doesn't get big donos

I think there are bigger giveaways about your autism than the way you dress, Lumi...

>spamming [News] for mundane boring shit 40 posts in
are gumi's trying to fill the void lia likers left? why are the imitating?

Jelly is just like me frfr

>>53520778
She has indoor and outdoor clothes that she changed into every time she goes outside. She has mountains of clothes.

>>53520802
she has one actual whale but others that donate.

>>53520891
[anon news] he is still a massive faggot

>>53520891
[Anon News] He's gay and its terminal. Press F to pay respects.

>>53520891
News posts existed for Phase Connect

[Jelly News] she does not know what communism is

>>53520891
[News]

Lumi Volga German rrat just keeps getting more plausible

>>53520891
[News] femanon is seething at the gills

>>53520958
*before

[News News] It's News

>>53520891
>fill the void lia likers left?
We didn't go anywhere.

>>53520891
why are you so mean today liker? did you miss the gang rape of the femanon who tricked a bunch of likers?

>>53520891
[/pcg/ news] Worst post of the thread contender just dropped

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>53520973
*Khazarian Jewish

I love short hair Lia so much

[Erina News] She is... you know...

>>53520891
[Femanon News] There were only 3 [News] posts itt at the time this was posted. Femanon has severe mental retardation and is a chronic seether

>>53521047
*Udmurtian Kurdish

To be fair, most clothes can be worn multiple times before you even remotely need to wash them.
Obviously if you get something dirty you'd need to wash it, ideally as soon as possible.
But generally speaking you can put up the clothes you wore, say on to a rack, and wear it again during the week for something else, or maybe the week after.
You can easily have a rotation of clothes going.
Underwear exists for a reason - to stop you dirtying the insides of clothes. You wash those regularly.
Outerwear also exists for a reason - to stop you dirtying the surface of your clothes. A simple wipe or hose down if you got dirty (like you fishing or hiking through woods), good to go.
Proper use of both can extend the lifetime of your clothes drastically.

>>53520891
We're still here though

>>53520958
>>53520998
No you had it right the first time. PC invented [news] just like we invented vtuber cucking

>>53521078
>Erina is blcak
SEX

They're not even using both sides of the belt

>>53520891
I am always here
Waiting for Lia

>>53521025
>he thinks the post was made by a Lia Liker

>>53520802
never send a superchat before, i click the button, and before i even send it im hit with a 20% tax, so my 20$ turns into 16$ then youtuve takes 30% of the whole amount for another 7$, so it turns into 9$, and then the rest is split between fish and the streamer?

So the streamer gets what, 25% of what i donate?
Thats lame.

>>53521047
jews were liberated in the communist revolution moron and they didn't own land in the empire

>>53521103
*Oirat Kalmyk

Has there been any news on the Pippa, Lia, Lumi + 3 more doing DnD?

Ive been wearing the same set of outfits for almost 10 years now

>>53521225
Use Streamelements, at least it's just Fishman's cut. Downside is that if you whale too much, Phase will know who you are.

[Lumi news] No cap she is not bussing.

>>53521308
Same. I have like 10 days worth of clothes and I've had them all for over 10 years.

>>53521231
>believing made up Amerimutt ancestry stories
yeah bro my ancestors were nobility in Europe too

>>53521225
Is common core to blame for this?

>>53521297
We need to accept its one of those things that they keep bringing up but don't have the follow through to actually do.

Honestly Lia should open every stream immediately with a karaoke song so she can grow more comfortable and keep improving.

Jelly asking about if DF is multiplayer reminded me of that multiplayer "mod" (website that displays the game and different people get control of the game)
I think someone tried to make a proper MP mod for it a while back but gave up because the codebase is fucking terrible and Toady is a shit programmer with no proper programming workflow. I don't blame them for giving up.

>>53521225
Fish takes roughly 50% cut of what remains after processor/website takes its cut. Youtube takes 30%, Twitch 30% or 50% and steamelements takes what paypal does.

I don't know why you're talking about any tax, though.

>>53521486
i did
yeah, the youtube system seems like a scam

>>53521225
Yeah, sure. If you want a streamer to get 100%, the best way is through marriage

>>53521297
>>53521451
What happens first
>Pippa, Lia Lumi + 3 DnD game
>Yabcast Podcast
>Lia CWC2
>Pippa x Kson
>Lia x Airi cheese date
>Your merch arrives

>>53521466
Succession forts count as multiplayer right? I would love to see Jelly and Lumi trading off a fort every week and having autistic breakdowns at what the other one did wrong.

i'm getting pretty sick of the word autistic

>>53521552
None of those have shit on the Fedsmoker video

>>53521527
There is no additional "tax" except what I listed. YT is a middle ground. If you don't care about colored box, just use streamelements.

>>53521629
That's pretty autistic

>>53521078
She farts with that ass?

>>53521629
Why?

>>53521629
ok autist

Why aren't they just making turrets to kill the nests?

>I want to be a wife
Jelly...

>>53521552
I bought the Pippa feet pad and it took a whole year to get to me. Sakana needs rape correction

>>53520891
[Anon news]
Anonymous is such an autistic faggot holy shit.

>>53521552
in order of most likely to least likely
1. merch arrives
2. Lia Airi cheese
3. Pippa x kson
4. dnd game
5. yabcast podcast
6. Lia CWC2

>>53521675
overuse and scope expansion

lumi died to a small worm

>>53521726
Yeah, mine.

>>53521324
>phase will know who are
this is suppose to be bad?

A houswife is literally the most important job in society

>>53521654
>>53521486
>I don't know why you're talking about any tax, though.
im EU, we got VAT, so automatically 20% is taken by ... im not sure even, some kikes somewhere

but yeah, 20% vat is taken on top of the youtube 30% cut, so 50% is taken before fish 50%, so 25% left for streamer mosre or less

>housewife is one of the most important and taxing jobs ever
why do women love to pat themselves on the back so much

>>53521720
I understand.

>>53521841
Because they are tards. You're listening to 2 women who are nowhere near close to even being a housewife talk about it.

>>53521841
society is declining because of the decrease in the number of housewives

>>53521841
>housewife is one of the most important jobs ever
not wrong, homekeeping and raising children is critical to a functional society
shame that the (((government))) didn't like that

[Lumi news] Jelly got a low balled by sakana

>>53521813
Agree. I never realized how much work my Mom did, and how much she sacrificed when I was growing up until I first moved out. I have a lot of respect for women that are housewives.

>>53521813
Yeah but sucking your boss off is so much more rewarding

>panko trying to fit in better at the gen2 collab

>>53521841
Retardchama when no one raises the kids then society breaks down entirely.

>>53521594
Yeah that's a sort of multiplayer, kind of indirect multiplayer in a sense.
More so than having 2 (or more) people race a single player game together for example.
I always wanted to do one of those.
I'd love to see them do something like that. But I think DF is way too autistic for most of them.

HOWEVER, there is something that is fairly accessible to most of them and would be doable - Minecraft challenge / adventure maps.
There's quite a few of them out there. The Ultrahardcore Minecraft challenge maps by Vechs were a lot of fun.
Your main goal in Vechs' maps was to find all the wool colors and ore blocks to complete a monument. Imagine them doing that either alone or together.
Or even Terraria challenge / adventure maps.
Trying to think of other sort of sandboxy like games that could have custom levels designed for them.

>>53521552
Merch will never arrive

>>53521980
kek

>>53521841
It's true though. Housewives contribute a lot of value indirectly to society. Picrel is pajeet numbers but you get the gist

>>53521629
Woman!

I'm fine with being a househusband if wife can take having to work an 8 to 5 every day with no vacations

>>53521820
VAT is same across all services, though. Or should be.

seiso idol btw

>>53521980
kek

i'm Russian and i feel weird that i can relate to Jelly, why is this country an actual asian shithole

Reminder that Jelly wants to graduate and thinks more about setting down than Lumi. Her society will peer pressure into marriage before 25.

>>53520891
i stopped doing it because it started getting spammed by unfunny newfags

>>53522184
yeah, with me

typical spoiled american vs least realistic sea creature

Post yfw you live in a developed country

Jelly's mindset is wrong. If you get a job offer, it means the people hiring want you, so you have the power at this point to negotiate things like pay or benefits.

>>53521952
Yeah, moving out into even just a small apartment made me realize how much time it takes to keep a place clean, meals cooked, laundry done, etc even for just one person living there, much less multiple kids.

Jesus SEA sounds awful

>>53522184
>Malaysian Chinese
If anything, she's the outlier for wanting to become a mother relatively early on.

>>53522047
>>53521841
Only a house wife who actually does anything.
Not to start pol shit but Steven Crowder drama was crazy to watch, guy gets furious his wife does nothing at home, and media call him some abuser.
My brothers wife is the opposite, she cooks, cleans and even makes him breakfast, meanwhile a wife of a guy i know dosnt cook, dosnt work, dosnt clean and her being a house wife is spending money on food delivery and some other person to clean.
The idea of a house wife made only sense in times people had kids, now that nobody has kids it makes no sense.

why is this retarded child arguing for less pay for herself

>>53522267
Yeah and they choose the next tard that doesn't negotiate,they hire you to copy and paste pre written code not to create a creative project

Jelly....

>>53522321
shes like 21 and never had a real job

Why is neither one of them acknowledging that Jelly is literally working right now and therefore already has a first job

>>53522265

>>53522184
That's wrong!
Jelly is Chinese and in Chinese Korean and Japanese culture having money to support your parents in old age and a career they can brag about is way more important than marriage and settling down!
She talked over and over about her studies being for her parents benefit!
There's a reason Chinese & Korean birth rates are in line with or well below western ones!
Sorry!!

its not just SEA retards, its like that everywhere outside america

>>53522321
Because everyone else in her culture does so retards will always undercut you and your employers are third world retards that don't give a shit about doing a good job or hiring good employees.

>>53522267
She's a woman. Women are statisticly like 3 times less likely than men to try and negotiate their contract and instead just accept the first one they're given according to the US department of Labor.

>Jelly interned for free
is she retarded

>>53522417
it's like that in the poorer areas of America too, poorer workers have less negotiating power in general

>>53522417
This. What surprised me as a third worlder is how many developed countries hemorrhage their most productive people to the USA. Even theoretically top-tier places like Australia, New Zealand or Germany experience brain drain of their very best to the USA.

>>53522484
wait you guys get paid?

>>53522484
At least it wasn't a reverse internship.

>>53522484
t.Lumi

>>53522545
US jobs pay better even if we don't have as strong of labor laws as some European countries.

>>53522399
>want to save Purin
>said she isn't sure if she'd ever marry an American
My heart is lost.

>>53522601
You pay a couple times more just to stay alive.

Jelly I'll wash your underwear for you.
I will be your househusband.

>>53521841
>being a housewife is a super important job
>meanwhile women don't want to do said job and would rather be in the wage cage with the men
crazy
but I also get that being a housewife is basically financially impossible in 2023 because the longnose tribe destroyed the middle class

I'm gonna do it bros
I'll become Jelly's puppy husband

Jelly my salary can support you being a stay at home mom making music with a very comfortable lifestyle please marry me

>>53522545
it's not just western workers that do that, anyone with a half decent business idea takes it to the states instead of doing it in their own country

>Jelly would make me a house husband if she were rich
There's still hope

>>53522380
>Asking people for money (subathon/donothon) counts as a job these days.
If that's all it takes these days there a fuckton of people with jobs where I live they even get to stay outside all day

[Jelly news] She is into femdom and wants houseband.

>women feeling bad for men
Only their colored ersatz children

>>53522545
High positions in the US tend to pay way more than most western countries, but quality of life for low and medium (to some degree) earners are relatively equal with a few notable exceptions like healthcare/crime/whatever.

Jelly please marry me and become rich

Women are fucking scary man...

JELLY I COOK, CLEAN, DO LAUNDRY, AM GREAT WITH KIDS, AND PLAY FACOTORIO

>>53522545
>>53522601
US tech corps pay obscene amounts of money just to keep their IT people from going over to the competition. Every tech giant could easily drop 80% of the staff and still work just as fine.

AIEEEEE DIE YELLOW WOMAN SO I CAN MARRY JERRY

Having a wife that earns enough money for me to be a stay-at-home Dad is a dream.

so i can marry jelly, i just have to kill lumi... that's the best trade deal i've ever seen in my life

Your parents are Christian, Lumi. You would never.

Jelly please turn me into a no good house husband who just plays factorio all day while I wait for stuff to cook or laundry to be done

Phase interns are being exploited says Lumi

None of you degenerate fat fuck losers have a chance

Lol
Lmao

>>53522661
Food is cheap. Clothes are cheap. Healthcare is pricey but if a company is bringing you into the country to work then they probably have health insurance as a benefit. The only thing that's exceptionally pricey is housing because we're in an artificial bubble they refuse to let burst. Things are only expensive if you live in over-regulated shit holes like LA.

>>53522916
shut up lemon woman i'm coming for you

>>53522916
I'm not fat. I am a degenerate and a loser, though.

Sakana....

>>53522916
yeah except me

If you wanna be a house husband you have to be good looking, be romantic, and give her good orgasms

>>53522916
This

>>53522916
I'm gonna kill you lemon woman

>>53522916
I'll have you know that I am a degenerate skinny fuck loser.

>>53522399
She doesn’t want to leave her family behind more than she wants to leave SEA, it’s unfortunate but it is what it is.

>>53522926
I can get a full meal for a less than 3 dollars where I live

>2$ an hour
So she's from Malaysia then.

>>53522771
That's why when the economy started seriously sputtering earlier this year a bunch of them immediately laid off like 20% of their staff to cut costs and maintain their net profits. Its all hired bloat to spite their competitors.

>>53522916
>chance with some rando malay
roru

>>53520435
>>53520460
She only says that to make herself more available to you losers.

>>53523018
Still more than minimal wage in Russia if you work for a month i'm gonna kms

>>53523065
She looks Chinese

>>53522417
Unpaid work is illegal in most civilized countries.

>>53519726
>you don't understand, I don't speak english *drives off*

>>53523012
And food is so cheap and plentiful in the US our homeless people are fat.

Lumi is a professional liar.

>>53523018
How new

Kiara mistook Kobo for Japanese

>>53523134
It is. But employers find creative ways around it.

>>53522916
I make more money without a stupid fucking degree than Lumi with hers, and no student loan debt.

>>53523101
Learn to code.

>>53523157
The only woman in the world who will say she loves me...

How does the name "Lumi" sound French ?!

Some guy thought I was Korean because my eyes are small

>>53523018
It's actually lower here by about 1cent. Currently its 1.99 dollars

>>53522617
given that girl's luck
>about to get on board
>premonition that something is about to happen
>decide not to get on that plane
>bird crashes into the engine as its gaining altitude
>causes the plane to fall out of the air and start leaking fuel
>decide you'll go by boat instead even though it's a little more expensive
>rough seas immediately
>captain calls to abandon ship
>forced to go back to the Philippines and just live with Purin and her shitty brothers

>>53523156
That's because you give them free food

>>53523134
Have you heard of a reverse internship?

>>53523210
i suck at math

finland mentioned

>>53523215
Lumiere? She's a lucifiend after all

i hate collabs
listening to more than one woman at a time makes me want to blow my fucking brains out

>>53523243
Nobody said US is civilized country.

>>53522916
By this time next year I will be married to Lumi, watch me.

>>53523293
you might be a woman

boring thread

>>53523215
her real name is french, she said her mom named her some larpy fancy french name

>>53523090
I still want to know if the fat guy was just following that gura cosplayer around or if he's her boyfriend because he's in just about every photo of her

>>53523293
I would never watch Lumi if she didn't collab

>>53523243
It's called a coding bootcamp now.

>>53523090
>>53523347
How do you even get this fat how many calories do you need to eat a day

>>53523347
From what she said it sounded like he was just an orbiter.

>>53523389
Everything American has sugar in it

>>53523347
I don't think they know each other but just ended up hanging out as a group. The fat guy posts here and she's a streamer.

>>53523389
have to assume its genetics at my worst I was 295lbs and didn't look like that

>>53523342
Genevieve?

>house wife is the least motivating job
what kind of roastie cope is this? (not saying jelly is a roastie, just that she's spouting roastie cope she's accepted uncritically)

>>53523389
Keep in mind he appears to be like 6 feet tall too so he'd need to be consuming like 7 bigmacs a day to maintain that girth.

>>53523472
possibly

>>53523389
I think it's soda all day

>>53523437
I think they're all here

>>53523389
by eating take out and delivery instead of cooking real food for yourself

>>53523493
She's only saying that because she doesn't have any children yet.

>>53523493
It's unironically true these days. Women are expected to work, but society is not pro-natal enough to compensate housewives for the opportunity cost of raising children.

>>53523493
The default that all women believe according to Phase girls is children are miserable and impossible to love

>>53523493
zero monetary gain or external approval and admiration.

>>53523493
Being a trad housewife in an asian country is way more suffocating than in western ones so I can see that.

That squeak laugh lumi does when she's genuinely having fun and not just humouring stinky anons and their bad jokes is cute. Lumi is so much better/less fake in collabs it's not even funny. She also clearly enjoys herself a lot more.

>>53523374
Based

>>53523570
>Women are expected to work
*Women expect other women to work.

>>53523493
You do so little as a housewife you're supposed to also do other things on the side like socialisation or knitting.

>>53521980

i refuse to believe that slaving for goldberg shekelstein and groveling for pennies is a worse job than caring and nurturing a loving family

>>53523433
its strange honestly
>government subsidies food if you put high fructose corn syrup in it
>its even in some of the bread
>government realizes it causes obesity and diabetes
>spends billions to control children's weight
>while also subsidizing food companies that put high fructose corn syrup in everything

I love this Panda

>>53521720
THIS

>>53523675
>>its even in some of the bread
wtf

Uruka, your eggs...

>>53523511
Lucie
on unrelated note her last name is Fer

>>53523571
Panko and Lumi both love children. They also share another trait.

>>53523507
eh idk i'm 6ft and i still have some fat left from when i was a fat teen, i don't work out tho

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

>>53523700
Her body is begging for a child.

>>53523675
everything makes perfect sense if you just realize that the american government is nothing more than the world's largest grift, with near infinite layers of (even sometimes opposing) grift operating inside it

>>53523719
they're niggers

>>53521980

>>53523284
ok that makes sense

>>53523695
yeah there's certain brands of bread that contain that shit

>>53523700
What a dumb whore

>>53523695
subways bread is legally considered a cake because of the sugar

>>53523700
slut connect let's fucking gooo ?

>>53523615
I don't know where you live, but in the urban Western world, not having both spouses working is seen as financially irresponsible in general. You'll get weird looks from a lot of people if you say you want to live on one income as a family.

>>53523733
The concept of lobbying is completely dystopian to anyone not in the US.

>>53523789
That sounds like bullshit.

Jelly doesn't think about corruption, that's for white people. Open borders today

>>53523493
I didn't mention it but the name of the professor ended in -berg so it's obviously a jew.

Don't worry though, since no one gives israeli women shit for having 3 kids and raising them while daddy works in tel aviv subverting the USA.

>>53523657
Women follow high status men's opinions and men who think like you aren't high status.

Lmao, Lumi grew in some expensive suburbs.

>>53523700

>>53523733
At least they have guns.
They're never gonna use them but it makes for a neat collectible.

>>53523700
She struggles with her libido but doesn't realize it's because she has a higher level of testosterone than most women, rather than her need to be bred.

>>53523807
That's not at all the sentiment where I live in the Midwest.

>>53523814
https://www.newfoodmagazine.com/article/121322/subways-cake/#:~:text=In%20the%20end%2C%20however%2C%20the,was%20obvious%20by%20the%20scent.
Isreal.
Companies get shat on regularly by the courts for doing stuff like this.
Same reason some "sausage links" are not called that at all, so you have bangers or hot dogs and other names.
Same reason Olive Oil has a protected status as well.

>>53523826
They follow the media

>>53523210
If they were hiring. Second month of looking. Send over 150 offers. Only 6 responded and all with no

>>53523840
saved, thanks!

>>53523962
wait why is olive oil protected?

Jelly is a money grubber.

what have (you) done to advance your career lately?
studying to retake Sec+ so i can get a new (better paying) job

>>53523910
That's like the Ukraine of the USSR

>>53524048
That's hot.

>>53524019
Start with tech support or any other position in IT. If you get 6 months of any IT work experience under your belt, you'll have much better chances.

I'm supposed to be gaming with some friends but the two women playing an autism game is too interesting

>>53524067
i graduated last month and negotiated a more than doubled pay as i did (i was working as a student)

>>53523910
The Midwest is about as relevant as Belgium.

>>53524067
Doing devops courses to have a chance to find a job since my last internship was devops

>>53524067
I'm working on my electrician cert, I don't want to be made redundant by ai in a decade like you coders will be.

>>53524067
sec+ is pretty easy anon

God gen alpha humor is horrible. We used to get good stuff like Team Fabulous 2 instead of this TikTok type shit.

>>53524107
Thanks i will start sending my resume to them

>>53524067
Got an internship and about to start final year of my bachelors. Still kinda just want to work in a warehouse or at the docks though.

>>53524178
luckily im in a gov job, so ive got at least 30 years before they get around to it

>>53524025
I think it was because a bunch of companies tried to make fake olive oil or some shit, or mixed shit.
So some group of food producers got together to make some official mark to say "yeah, this is the real good shit".
Fairly common in the food industry surprisingly. All those little marks on food you casually read sometimes and don't really take notice of, probably some protected status mark / recognition of quality / etc.

>>53524129
They're not that interesting, anon

>>53524198
And a happy shoop da woop girugamesh winrar to you too.
Things have always been alternating between crass shit weird shit and dumb shit with decent stuff in between and mixed in.
Also gen alpha isn't old enough to stream yet.

>>53524178
You think blue collars are safe from automation somehow?

No one is more than one advancement in AI away from being SOL.

>>53524082
>>53524138
I'll take the Midwest where I can afford a house with property, two cars, a boat, all my hobbies, and are surrounded by friendly people over spending my whole income on an apartment in some coastal city, crammed in with a bunch of other people who hate me.

>>53524251
Good for you. Having a job with really small chance to be layoff is great

>>53524338
Good for you.

>>53524263
Yeah, a lot of oils are trash. Kirkland is actually good, or was last I checked.

sleepy's indecent tits

>>53524067
Just got acceprted into law school. Honestly, my willpower has been destroyed by family tragedies the past few years, so idk if it will work out. Worst comes to worst, I'll probably get an MBA and start a business instead.

>>53524326
Robotics is much more difficult, especially in constantly changing terrain

>>53521980

>>53524326
Not safe, just much safer, will require robotics/cyberenetics to develop to an extent that is not even on the horizon yet

>>53524415
Start a cleaning company and sell it once you graduate.

>>53524178
Physical tinkering jobs will last the longest. Fixing the most diversely fucked up electrician garbage jobs is something AI can't handle.

Enjoy being a tradesman for at least another generation.

Jelly should really fix how her overlay shows everyone who gets a gift sub. It could get really distracting once she has a few more whales on board

>>53524464

>>53524338
No one's saying it's a bad place, it's obviously better for raising a healthy family

>>53524415
Do not worry anon. Set yourself small goals that you can finish. They will help you keep motivation since they will be realistic. Also do not try to compare yourself to others. Its the worst thing. If you really feel a need to conpare always look at past you so you can notice how far you went

>>53524178
Funny how it's always the once who don't actually work on AI (actually just machine learning) who think it's going to replace all the jobs anytime soon. Shit's still in its infancy.

>>53524250
>>53524131
>>53524067
>>53524107
What sites are you applying with? I sorta just gave up after constant failed applications to internships. Have a cs degree and no job experience. All of this cs talk is almost making me want to try again.

yfw no sickly big tiddy korean hag gf

>>53524067
Nothing. I just don't have the focus to see anything through, have never been without a panic attack a week and don't want to go on meds. Will probably just kill myself on new years eve. Go out with dignity instead of becoming dependent on something else.

>>53524569
People like elon and other high level guys who work with ai you don't even have access to say differently.

Jellys the kind of person that would do that firework and rug trick in The Sims to murder an entire party at once.

>>53524627
Airi...still is recovering!

>>53524067
I got accepted as a backend SE into an extremely autistic and competitive team. Hopefully, I'll survive for a year here.

>>53524067
Never had a career, only work.

>>53524585
i just asked professors that i'd appropriately brownnosed and one of em pointed me to a spot

>>53523826
women don't actually care about your status, they care about your self-confidence and grit. It's just a coincidence that men with high status also have great self-confidence and grit.

>>53524693
*cums in you

>>53524693
begone foul creature

>>53524585
I was just applying to everything on various sites and stuff somewhat advertised through my uni and then got rejected by some place and they told me to email some other places and then I got my internship ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

>>53524557
Thanks anon.
>Also do not try to compare yourself to others. Its the worst thing.
Yeah, I'll try. It's hard because I was an honors student so everyone I know is a doctor or working at a big accounting firm (though weirdly, no lawyers). But I have to remind myself that might not necessarily be the path for me and that's okay.

Sorry Lumi...I love you and all...you're amazing...and did I mention I love you?
But...Shondo is streaming for 10 hours today...I'm sorry Lumi but there can only be one...

>>53524067
I want to start some education but I still don't know what exactly. Nothing fancy. A real job to end my NEET life and maybe get a gf.

>>53524750
Apologies, you're right. Men who're confident don't think the way that anon does, hence women don't.

>>53524067
>advance
I'm already a Senior, but I am looking to replace my line manger in 3 months.

btw i know you guys are jellowing but tenma is watching some funny zoomer mind poison

>>53524693

>>53524631
>Will probably just kill myself
Been running on this for more than a decade now. If you are not preparing to do it right now they you probably never will. It is my "insurance"

>>53524898
extremely jewish post

Gen 2 collab in 10 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L4RpRLCHBI

>>53524823
Become a stage hand until you figure things out. You can easily move into being only in the warehouse from there if you aren't retarded and in the meantime you'll learn how to be less unfit.

>>53524455
>>53524479
For the past decades, the key issue holding robots back was just how shit robot AI was. You could build android bodies even in year 1995, but there was no software to make them practical.

Now, AI is advancing in leaps, and every single megacorp under the sun is pouring billions into making it advance faster.

I wouldn't bet on that AI roadblock existing for much longer.

>>53524821
You're fool anon, a schizophrenic NEET loli has a limit to her capabilities and reach, do you really believe the yellow woman has such limitations?
Well that's fine i'm not here to lecture your decisions, I just hope you're already prepared with moving off grid.

>oh noooo AI will replace us
ChatGPT has literally only text interface. All fancy production derivatives using it are just prompted dialogs:
"paragraphs of prompts"
"My client wants to know a condensed meaning of this article"
"reply" > sent to the client.

Isn't so high-level and on-hand approach that it's laughable to think it'll replace any thinking job any time soon.

>>53525009
OVERLAP CONNECT

>>53524750
women do care about status because despite my higher than average wage they look down on me because of my profession.

>>53524750
LMS stands for Looks Money Status, from most important to least.

>>53524998
Post physique.

>>53524821
Oh damn, thanks for telling

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>53525017
I am a little retarded but that's actually a good idea, thank anon.

she's literally me frfr

>>53525018
So what's the ETA on my robot wife

>>53525049
the more you use chatgpt the more you realize it's lobotomized and we have no idea what they've got hidden away in their tech-basement

>>53525009
>17 talents
>20 streams
fishman stooooooop

>7 minutes till the collab
Shut it down, Lumi

Why does Lumi keep pestering Jelly to gay marry her, why does she want to keep her nubile caramel body to herself. Thieving whore

What in the genuine fuck is Tenma watching?

>>53525148
Tenma is also in the middle of a skibbidi toilet gorilla

It must be nice to be an Idol fan and have a competent CEO.

>>53525021
I can trust Shondo to not betray me far more than I can trust Lumi. I know I will eventually be betrayed no matter what but I can put more faith in Shondo. Lumi does not inspire the same confidence.

I can't believe Lumi hates Gen 2 I will now anti her. (Tenma, Jelly and Iori are fine though)

>>53525171
skibbidi toilet

>>53525078
your focus on money is evidence alone that you have no understanding of women and behave in a way that they find unattractive
>>53525083
LMS is bullshit, maybe if you actually interacted with real humans you'd realize that money and status are correlation and not causation

>>53525018
Don't huff that futurism propaganda too hard, anon

this thing tenma's watching kind of sucks

>>53525204
I'm talking about YOUR betrayal anon and it's consequences delivered by either girl.

>>53525148
I will put a bag of coffee in my cart and then not buy it multiple times a day for months if sakana ends the autism collab early.

>>53525204
Shondo has already betrayed her fans more than Lumi ever will...

>>53525203
I think you meant to say "rich CEO"

I have never cared for gen2, and will not be watching their collab.

>>53525235
Women want to be taken to nice places and have the freedom to enjoy life without worrying about money. Not much unlike anybody but women are able to bargain for it with their looks.

>>53525203
feel free to fuck off

>>53525171
GMOD/TF2 era SFM animation adopted for tiktok zoomers.

>>53525256
Are you already pre-seething because you can sense the mass produced androids that are coming for your minimum wage job?

>>53525171
All I know they got a shitton of views for whatever reason.

>>53525104
You're welcome. I only left it because I had to move but it's legitimately got zero requirements. I just signed up and they eventually told me to come in. Not even an informal interview.
Way way way better than the stereotypical autism/low education jobs. Retail & fast food are shockingly competitive nowadays.
Also. Security for events is a related job that also lets you eventually get somewhere more comfy.
My high school dropout friend eventually ended up running logistics in a data center.
Good luck.

I like 3 members of Gen2.

>>53525116
If you are okay with having her always online and connected to the power grid with a cable, then soon, brother. Custom version next year top, mass production maybe in 3-5 years depending on investment and interest.

>>53525283
Sakana is a millionaire tho.

>>53524746
grim, I didn't network the slightest. Only myself to thank for that, though.
>>53524770
Welp, shotgun approach it is.

>one of lumi's go-to insult is mong(rel)
based

Will Panko be okay today?

>>53525203
>>53525283
Thank you, Christianity, for funding my merch drops with your donations.

>>53525235
I'm not sure you realize the kind of women lazy trust fund kids have access to

>>53525364
Which 3 anon?? Don't keep us in suspense.

>>53525410
mong is mongoloid

>>53525410
Takes me right back to my childhood in Scotland where everyone was calling each other mongs (being stupid)

IT'S PANKO TIME FEATURING PHASE ALIAS

>>53525410
it's mong(oloid)

>>53525288
you ever seen some confident prick who abuses his gf and she lives in basically poverty and is totally dedicated to him despite well-adjusted handsome men hitting on her? shit happens all the damn time

>>53525444
also based, also nice trips

>>53525235

>>53525266
I don't believe Lumi cares about her devoted followers the way Shondo does. I would gladly be killed by Shondo. I yearn for it. It would bind us everlasting. Even long after my name is weathered from the gravestone I would still be connected with her as a victim of her love.

>>53525273
I have forgiven Shondo for her transgressions. There really wasn't anything else I could do. The alternative was a life without Shondo and it was far worse than accepting what happened.

>>53525495
thank you I made them myself

hwpasx

>>53525329
Yes anon, your alchemist scrying both frightens and astounds me. Luckily, I have the power of the spirits, embodied in these beads, to protect me

>>53524753
>>53524757
*hiss*
>>53524922
*kiss*

>>53525301
Worse, for Gen Alpha. Their brainrotting has begun.

>>53525589
*piss*

>>53525442
Panko, Airi, and Shiina

>>53525548
alchemists don't scry. you're thinking of diviners

>>53525639

you will watch the alias collab, right anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L4RpRLCHBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L4RpRLCHBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L4RpRLCHBI

Looks jiggable

>late
bros they hate us...

>>53525673
I'M TRYING

>>53525673
collabs suck, and collabs with more than 3 people suck harder
i will watch miichan instead

>>53525444
>>53525478
IN MY HEART I AM A MONGOLOID

Nigger

>>53525703
Try harder.

>>53525639
those are my favorite 3 too

>>53525644
Sorry /tg/anon

>wolftits forgot to hit live
kek great start

>>53525674
No, colours are too uniform. Maybe after some color contrast editing.

airiheads
your wife is really cute
that is all

>>53525728
Tenma sucks even harder

>>53525543
hapa sex?

>>53525754
hello nasa