/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You want your oshis back, /mans/?
Beg for them and I might take mercy upon you.

>>53457982
R

>>53457982
Y

>>53457982
A

>>53457925
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>53457982
P

>>53457982
N

>>53457925
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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just puked guys ama

>>53458052
I love my retarded /mans/faggots who can't spell. Amen

>>53458120
Did you think of Bettel when doing it?

>>53458052
Amen.

>>53458120
Why did you puke

>>53458120
Are you pregante?

what do you like about your oshi?

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1496727230319595522
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1496727230319595522
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1496727230319595522

>>53458455
nowa baby…

missing me boys

>>53458455
>link starts with 14

>>53458455
you know, after the third time it kinda loses its impact

>>53458455
>>53458455
ISREAL...........

Clown frame is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhTHtuNszgU

>>53458455
Ah, so it is because of the butt baby, I hope he becomes a good mother and stops whoring himself out for real this time

>>53458750
He says he's tidy irl. Let's see how this reflects in game

>>53458750
bettel is reddit tier

>>53458820
always has been

>>53457925
Hakka's thong...

>>53458455
Why did they kill Russia?

>>53458797
>Magni
>stop whoring himself out
yeah, and Altare is going to stop going out at 3am

>>53459164
the decadent capitalist west conspired to destroy a true and honest proletariat state

>>53458797
But he needs to whore himself out to provide for the baby

I didn't even realize it was gone.. why?
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1679925535579701251

>>53459298
He talked about the buttbaby

>>53459298
he lost it a couple of times because of backseaters and got snappy at chat. while it was funny in the moment i can understand that he'd rather not have that represent the content he wants to show

>>53459298
Archiveanons?

>Hakkat pulls up and calls you a dirty maricon
What do

my boyfriend is a chumbud and im a femvestie..we bond in that our oshis hate streaming

>>53459363
I appreciate my retarded yet mostly professional jester

>>53459298
The BGM was apparently claimed for some fucking reason

>>53459428
Well at least you're keeping him away from the playground

>>53459401
>a cat is fine too.jpg

>>53459428
>chumbud
disgusting

No fucking way anyone actually thinks Magni is on break for “health reasons” right. Bitch he has an ingrown toenail.

>>53459501
that's not what the notice says

INFESTIES WHERE YOU AT?
MORF COMING BACK FROM VACAY ANY DAY NOW
I BELIEVE IN HIM

>>53459464
You don't know if anon met him on the playground

>>53459501
The real reason is that he made Vesper suck his infected toenail which made him sick, Magni was just suspended for inflicting physical harm on a fellow employee

>>53459501
That's a big deal for burgerland standards, shit should cost like $20,000 please understand

>>53459492
we pretend Gura is our hypothetical daughter

>>53459501
Of all the stupid rrats, that one is still the least stupid to me.

I wish morf was off topic

Leaked picture from Gorira Manager off collab with Axel senpai

>>53459587
Cute but also terrifying to think that she could be someone's offspring

>>53459587
nice! actually insane

>>53459428
do yourself and the world a favor and cosplay as Gura yourself before your boyfriend finds a random girl off the street to do it.

>>53459562

>>53459587
oh no

>>53459501
Kek magmites keep talking about it as if he needs to go under total anesthesia, but it's barely even a proper surgery.

>>53459501
He is having a surgery today (maybe right now), but it would be strange to lock him out of his account for it, so probably just a normal suspension.

>>53459401
You're one to talk, you dick-inhaling, visual kei discord kitten. Does Nomura know you're out here wearing KH4 spoilers?

The Vesoji butthole is the femvestie's birthright

>>53459768
Duh, where else would they come from?

>>53459680
I keep cracking up seeing Magmites talking about it like he might die during the surgery or something. They’re just gonna numb his toe and then do extremely minor surgery on it.

>>53459501
I've had one and that wouldn't even take up enough time for a day off of streaming. It'd take a few hours to do the whole surgery and get home in time to stream

Holy samefag

>>53459587
That doesn't make things any better

>>53459697
If it's suspension, man I wonder what he and Vesper did to get suspended. It can't be being angry at management again because Astel is well known for that and he never got suspended, even after "joking" about bringing a baseball bat to the office.

I remember when some tourists were laughing because of how much or a big deal we were doing of some days of radio silent and just as I was convincing myself that it wasn't anything serious the official announcement happened

>>53459574
>made

Hello it is I, a real Vesoji. Please tell me where the other Vesojis are hiding from the batty females trying to steal our virginity. Thank you God bless!

>>53459943
Under Wayne Manor.

>>53459821
You forget that Magni is a Karen at heart

>>53459546
PLAP PLAPPLAPLAP PLAP PLAPPLAPLAP UWHOOOOOOO SEX WITH MORF SEX WITH MORF SEX WITH MORF SEX WITH MORF SEX WITH MORF SEX WITH MORF SEX WITH MORF SEX WITH MORF

>>53459680
>>53459808
We... we're doing our bestest and trying very hard to cope ok? I had the same surgery in highschool and my mom made me go back to school the same afternoon toenail-less. Sucked but it's really not that big of a deal.

>>53459943
Get thee hence, vile Jezebel

>>53459831
it's kinda cute

>>53459574
you and I both know Vesper willingly sucked on that disgusting toe, probably as a humiliation thing

>>53459428
>chumbud
How old are you and how old is he? You don't have underage girls in your family right?

>>53460066
WHAT? HOW DID YOU KN--er... You must be mistaken, my name is not Jezebel and I am certainly not vile or bearing intentions of non consensual pegging

I want bettel to urinate on me

>>53460131
>>53459934
Please stop acknowledging my post, I thought about it after posting and the mental image made me regret it

i miss flayon

>>53460265
>urinates over you

Vesper worshipping Magni's stinky asian feet

>>53459583
Magni used the company credit card to pay for his surgery and is now in trouble.

>>53460340
But they're both Elysian men, anon. Next you'll say Vesper is a vampire

You want to come back, don't you Dez? Surely you can't live without Holostars...surely you'd never turn your back on your beloved guildmates, right?

>>53459943
my vesoji brother is doing some art shit while i troubleshoot his PC

>>53460308
I'll catch it with my tongue

>>53459562
once did a deep dive into some tumblr chick who married a pedo she fucked at the mall when she was a teenager and i wondered the whole time if hes a chumbud now

>>53459442
Is this finally the end for the shitty old people music?

>>53460446
Your brother sounds like a fine man, anon. I would like to get to know him one on one. :)

>>53460560
he’s a cock sucking faggot and would BTFO you i only replied to get to follow up with this

>>53460198
By Allah you will not move me, I am a paragon of purity and my ass is a fortified bastion.

>>53460615
Kek, amazing

>>53460639
nta but i'll turn your fortified bastion into the next battle of verdun if you keep being so cute

When are we gonna get an update? Next monday?

toe hort?
"idk wtf is going on with vesper" hort?

>>53460639
What a quote. Stealing it thank you

Stand by for my dissertation on the courtship and reproductive habits of Vesties. Only a couple hours til I get fuck off home and rewatch vods

>>53460615

>>53460945
TuT im imagining Vesper calling me this...getting all hot and bothered now

>>53459831
>>53460077
Stop samefagging

The updated models didn't make Magni and Vesper more popular and their egos couldn't take it. They both went off on a rant screaming "Fuck Holostars! It's all this shitty model's fault I'm not getting millions of views on every video!" at their managers when they saw the boosted numbers from the reveals didn't continue to the following streams.

dumb question but do you really need surgery for ingrown toenails? everytime it happens to me i just pull it off with nail clippers. it really cant be bad enough for surgery

>>53460945
>dissertation on the courtship and reproductive habits of Vesties
You're going to stand in silence and nervously check your phone every few minutes to avoid eye contact until everyone leaves?

>>53461043
only little pussies do. real men tug that shit out with their bare hands

>>53459501
Magni gave Vesper AIDS

>>53461043
it really depends on the severity. most ingrown toenails cause discomfort and look cosmetically gross. but others can grow in a very bad angle like sideways and start to cut through the toe itself.

>>53460984
How very interesting

>>53460984
raceplayestie....

>>53461043
if it gets infected you do, which can happen if you’re straining it and sweating. nasty shit

Magni did say he was a quitter

>>53461197
He quit the surgery in the middle of it?

idk if I have it in me to love magni knowing he has a fucked up toe...

>>53461298
man you magmites are shallow whores

>>53461315
Chat mirrors the streamer, etc., etc.

>>53461356
>Chat mirrors the streamer
how true is this really?

Is it true they're joining another company?

>>53461386
From what I've seen in this thread, very.

>>53461386
nigga have you seen the vesties?

>>53461390
yes, they're quitting holostars and joining the biggest entertainment agency on the planet your mum

>Canonically Magni was a cold, standoffish virginal smart kid in his younger days before his lover fucked him and got mauled by a dragon
>Is currently a massive slut with a high body count that probably includes corruption beasts
As the original failed rezzing attempt, I wonder how Magmite Prime feels about Magni's descent into debauchery and madness

>>53461386
vesties obviously enjoy massochism and suffering just like their oshi

>>53461386
I started believing it when I saw how many Altventurers have romantic relationship trauma.

>>53461386
I'm a "totally wholesome" Pokemon card and vidya obsessed manchild
>>53461511
And all three girls I've dated cheated on me!

>>53461511
true

>>53461583
>And all three girls I've dated cheated on me!
shinri?

>>53461386
My oshi is a great alchemist, and I am a grand wizard. Just caster things

So if Magni is getting leg-lengthening surgery, did Vesper volunteer to chauffeur him around while recovering?

>>53461511
The fact that Shinri clearly watched Altare the most before debut and he is basically Altare but older really says a lot.

>>53461583
Goddamn, you really met some slags. Sorry anon

>>53461643
That sounds about plausible. Thought it was for an ingrown toenail though. Guess Magni doesn't have anyone close to him to take him home to recover after the surgery.

>>53461511
Almost every Altventurer I’ve seen in this thread has been cheated on or has had some bad relationship in the past and is now disillusioned and actually appreciates Altare being a monogamouschad. Including the male ones, like me.

you guys nearly tempted me to cosplay as vesper. good thing i got a reality check

>>53462034
>koiventurer
>only been in relationships which ended in amicable splits
Either I'm a ridiculous outlier or I need to be afraid of the future

>>53462083
STOP TAKING MEDS STOP TAKING MEDS UOOOHHH THOSE MEDS ARE BULLSHIT YOU WANNA DRESS UP AS A HIKING SCHIZOID VAMPIRE OJISAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTLQ8TuMqf4
aniki love o7

>>53462083
That you're not ugly?

>>53462144
You'll have it the worst, a long but not too long marriage ending in a disastrous divorce

>>53462164
the vampire is the easy part but how do i become an ojisan

>>53462177
I want the boys to quote lords of the lockerroom on stream

>>53462164
Not taking my meds makes me feel closer to nowa when he's away.

tempus mating each other like flatworms!! turning the tempus boys into tempus girls!! only one male remains!!!!

>>53462177
It just occurred to me that Axel's petname is coined after the real Aniki that famous for gachi shitposts

why is Magni on break

>>53462034
I'm getting married to my high school sweetheart and Altare is my oshi.

>>53462434
??? It just means big bro

>>53462494
Because Vesper broke him.

>>53462416
No

>>53462545
You are in horrible danger

>>53462197
how do you know if im ugly or not... are you outside my room..?

>>53462494
He's trapped in my basement, don't tell cover

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>53461356
what does this mean if i watch all of tempus?

>>53462494
I'm not on break, you are.

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1679943321655865352?t=nZ1mwHRckKk1tTAlE05hkg&s=19 Hermanito today

>>53462034
>Vestie
>almost 29 years old, never been in a relationship

Ordering a burger so I can barf while watching clown.
You guys want anything?

>>53462494
Hes tired from back to back, "vacations" that werent vacations

>>53459895
It feels like a temporary, emergency measure to give Cover some time to react properly to whatever this two did to both get suspended at the same time.
My best guess is breaking NDA during their roommate con escapades, I can see Vesper thinking some parts of his contract are bullshit and he's "too old for this" etc. like openly talking about being Vesper for example, that would be more than enough to get him suspended. Perhaps Magni followed his example and will end up with a lighter punishment, Vesper might be actually terminated this time.

>>53462787
Spicy chiggen sammich and waffle fries from chik fil a with their Polynesian sauce ty

>>53462839
>Vesper
>going to a con
cmon catalognigger try harder

>>53462787
Can you please get me a spicy chicken sandwich and some unsalted fries?

>>53462839
vesper couldn't be ass to talk to axel let alone meet up with him in japan and you think he's stable enough to go to a convention?

>>53462779
cmon vestie...even Vesper has you beaten in that regard

>>53462839
Magni leaked EN Gen 3 details to Vesper, who then tried to use it to get clout
Cover put them on ice for a bit while they work to figure out who Magni's source is

>>53462912
>Vesper
>Openly talking about Holostars when he panicked about his folks and accountant knowing what he does for a living
>The schizoid
Roru, niggers really can't stop being niggers

>>53462787
Medium fry please

this is the cutest boy in the world

>>53462985
please don't bully, I have a stutter and it makes it hard to talk to people

>>53462979
>falling for his stupid larp

>>53462912
weren't both magni and ves roommates both at the same con with kronii's roommate to make it even more hilarious not too long ago?

you high or something anon?

I think Bettel would actually win this through a series of unfortunate events that ultimately made it so he could triumph

>>53462989
They would introduce them to EN3 before debut no need for leaks, unless they changed something and they learned about the new girls from Mori or something, that might cause a sperg-out.

>>53463089
I agree, mane-san.

>>53463239
im high on life from the beautiful earth god has gifted us

>>53463012
Would you tell your family if you were to become a Holostar?
If no, what would you tell them you did for a living?

i just want to say i love (You) anon, and i am thankful your parents had sex so you could walk this earth with us
please keep doing what you're doing, you're wonderful

>>53463387
>I am a camgirl
Same thing and less embarrassing

>>53463387
No females in Holostars, Rio doesn't count

>>53463387
Family?

>>53463387
I'm a professional gamer. They would stop asking questions immediately.

>>53459943
I'm right here! Male patterned baldness and everything

catbox jumpscare
https://files.catbox.moe/vlolis.png

>>53463499
what about flayon

Magni please come back, Axel is sad with no one to overlap with

I like Shinri.

>>53463708
I thought that was a double ended ding dong

>>53463708
you morfyumes are something else man

>>53463708
:(

>>53463816
What about Axel

I LACK OBJECT PERMANANCE,
IF GRANDPA DOESN'T COME BACK SOON, I'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT HIM

>>53463690
I'm comin for dat ass

30 MINUTES UNTIL CLOWN

>>53463708
i hate morfags

>>53463952
axel is a dog

>>53464280
But anon all women are dogs

>>53463708
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

>>53464335
all women enjoy the company of dogs but they are not necessarily dogs themselves

>>53463387
Even if I didn't tell anyone, two of my family members would know immediately, since they watch. Everyone else I would tell that I do contract work for a Japanese tech company, but can't talk specifics due to an NDA, which would be boring, true, and very believable given my previous line of work.

>>53464343
which one?

>>53463708
me and my husband and my sister wife

>>53464447
morf

>>53464163
Do you promise to share with the rest of the class?

>>53464466
KEK that picrel would be perfect for an Axel version

>>53464472
Sharing Vesoji ass? Of course

My only small hope that Vesper and Magni weren’t suspended is that Altare retweeted the announcement. Would be a bit weird for him to do that, like celebrating your genmates being in trouble.

>>53464584
retweet =/= celebrating

>>53464584
its how he's showing his dominance

>>53464584
Altare would definitely celebrate his successful murders (of his coworker's careers)

>>53464640
he didn’t retweet the suspension notice for vesper.

>>53463708
Since Morf has a penis, I'm assuming that fertilization and incubation happens in the bodies of the morfyumes? Or will the two women turn on their oshi after mating and oviposition him, forcing Morf to carry their children and give birth to them?

>>53464690
youre typing a bit too much. do you have an oviposition fetish?

I LOVE TEMPUS, ALL SIX MEMBERS OF THE GUILD

>>53464520
I'd like to be shared as a pet or pegging slave personally

>>53464761
who is the red one

>>53464584
the cope is getting sad, anon, just stop thinking about it until the next announcement. you're losing your mind while not doing anything to help the situation.

Just a reminder that Altare’s manager
>called him while Japanese salaryman drunk to tell him he loves him
>told Altare about his parent’s expectations for his management job
>okayed Altare’s VP for sale without listening because Altare told him he was embarrassed
>told Altare the slime on his Tempantsu pops out in a way that hinted he was wearing them
>PERSONALLY apologized for a mixup between them and higher management that wasted Altare’s time and money
>puts up with Altare being a controlling diva behind the scenes
>now wants Altare to move to Japan

>>53464690
Vesper will carry the eggs. ToT
It can be hard to find a surrogate but apparently he's looking for work these days.

did you submit your room?
will you admit it is your room when he looks at it on stream?

>>53464849
No, I'm too much of a paranoid schizo.

Just a reminder that Vesper was suspended because he wouldn't read the script that Yagoo wrote for him:
>"Y-Yagoo san, can I talk to you.. about t-the script you sent me?"
>"Of course, Vesper! You and me are 'niggas from different families' as your people say"
>"W-We don't s- uh... nevermind.. Anyways... I just don't really feel comfortable saying some of the things you wrote here and I was h-hoping we could rewrite some parts of the script..."
>"Vesper-homie, what parts is you having issues with, cracker?"
>"T-This part right here..."
>Vesper points to the line that says "Listen here, you slant-eyed, godless chink. Two nukes obviously weren't enough for you disgusting degenerates."
>"I'm very disappointed in you, Vesper.... I thought you would love to finally speak freely about us... Perhaps Magni was right, and you really are a 'bitch ass nigger'"
>"I think you should spend some time re-evaluating your position in Holostars. A nice two week vacation, eh?
>"Y-Yes, Yagoo-san..."
>"Address me properly."
>"F-Fo' sho', m-my nigga..."

>>53464849
My apartment is way too boring to submit to these things, the most interesting bit is my figurine cabinet

https://twitter.com/SebbyBerry/status/1679737231299461122?s=20
these faces are funny and scary at the same time kek

>>53464743
No, I'm just curious. I've written oviposition drabbles in /nenmen/ before but was never able to get the mechanics of the act right. Ever since then it's annoyed me that I couldn't write for that kink successfully

Do you think Altare is kind of a cold and hateful person? Like, in general

>>53465028
based off the way he wrangles his chat and calls out rulebreakers? no.

>>53465028
He is a serial killer, what do you think?

>>53465028
He's the only HQ that no one in VG was intimidated by.

>>53464997
I am about to drill a hole in that thing and shove a tenga cup in. ToT

>>53465028
Just a little judgmental, but not cold or hateful at all tbdesu.

>>53465028
I think he rapes and maims people very gently and lovingly

>>53465028
Not at all? If anything he's a little too caring for his own good sometimes.

>>53465028
nah. just very no nonsense

>>53464843
Cute yumes holding down Nowa and force-feeding him hundreds of thousands of infesties-to-be, all slick with Morf semen ToT

>>53464849
i don't want anyone to see my quarters

Imagine Altare getting chubby from all the streaming and lack of activity so you just pinch his stomach

>>53465028
He's the Ted Bundy of Hololive

https://youtu.be/rxG6HaOrF68?t=3114

>>53465366
Vesper please stream again

>>53465028
yes to himself

>>53465096
didn't bettel say he was the only one who initially intimidated him?

I'll try to watch Bettel but... if he somehow ties to make the stream all chaotic for the bit.. euugh

>>53465486
Nope. Bettel said Magni.

>>53465028
Not really. I agree that he’s pretty no nonsense and will call people out for being dumbasses, and is maybe a little judgmental? But he seems to give his heart to the people he loves to an absurd degree.

>>53465486
he did a long time ago but he changed his story

>>53465674
At this point anything that comes out of Bettel's mouth is just lip service

whatever got magnoir now got bettel too nooooooooo

>>53465028
Not hateful per se. Maybe I'm projecting my own experiences, but I suspect that he's more judgmental than he wants to believe he is, which can actually be worse if you don't have a leash on it.

JESTER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhTHtuNszgU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhTHtuNszgU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhTHtuNszgU

>>53464791
The resident semen demon

something about bettel's voice when he yells makes me so irritated

>>53464827
goddamn I need to become a manager. I will Yozora the shit out of Axel.

>>53464849
Axel wouldn't get my room.

>>53464584
His CSGO thumbnail included shinri bettel hakka and Flayon but not Magni and Vesper

>>53466112
Axel....

>>53466112
didnt have Axel either...he hates HQ...

>>53466090
Do you live in a Dali painting?

>>53465941
flora..............SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEXRAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE FLAYON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I MISS YOU I MISS YOU I MISS YOU I MISS YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WONT YOU GET PREGNANT ILL FIND YOU ILL FIND YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLAYON FLAYON FLAYON PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX THE DEMON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53466112
do you mean deceit? the six player max game?

>>53466112
Axel is graduating…

god i hate machitroons

>>53465986
did he fall in the load is funny trope?

>>53466150
Its filled with stacks of tabletop gaming stuff. Board games and boxes of miniatures. Seems like a room to show off to Vesper or Bettel2.

>>53466112
Surely including them while they are gone, depicting himself shooting them in the head would not have been misinterpreted by fags here at all, no sir

>>53466224
Bettel loves loud=funny

>>53465941
what happened to irys

>Bettel is the kind of neighbor that calls HOA when you don't mown the lawn

>>53465986
There's an immensely neurotic quality to the tone of his voice, even when he's not playing it up, and it gets worse when he's yelling.

>>53466425
The worst kind of people

Bettel sounds like someone doing a bad jerma impression

>bettel streams
>thread immediately goes to shit

>>53466425
what's HOA?

>>53466650
home owner association

>>53466152
Thinking about succuboi flay-flay lying down on my bed, his head hanging off the edge of the mattress and his mouth open for my cock. He'd stick out his tongue with the cute giggle he always makes as I prepare to use his throat as my personal onahole

>>53466650
scammers that tell you what you can and cannot do with your own house

>>53466675
This sounds like some kind of dystopian nightmare world
I'm glad they don't exist where I live

>>53466615

hay better than directly ignore them

>>53465304
I was not super horny today but now I'm thinking about forcibly ovipositioning Nowa's throat. ToT

>>53465486
>>53465559
He said that he was intimidated by Altare the most in his first CSGO stream. I was trying to get a timestamp for it but gave up because phoneposting is retarded. Neither statement contradicts the other so I'm not sure why anons are being anal about it.

>>53466763
he'd probably like it vestie

Which is worse, Bettel's voices or Altare's voices?

>tfw Bettel the Birthday Clown will never break down your bedroom door while holding an axe screaming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANON" at the top of his lungs before he dismembers you and wears your face as a mask

>>53466834
>bettel
>strong enough to break down a door
kek

>>53466696
based

MAGUNI DOKO
D O K O

>>53466820
altare without doubt, at least bettel can sound better if he tries it

>>53466881
that's why I said he'd never do it

>>53466755

How come sometimes Bettel's mouth stops working?

>>53466804
that's what I remember because he said axel felt comfortable because he reminded him of CoD lobbies kek

>>53466931
ded

>>53466989
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
don't say that

>>53466963
He's practicing ventriloquism

>>53466425
I almost got in a fight with the HOA bitch earlier this week. I'm normally a pretty chill person but I was kinda fucked up over the hiatus and she left a note on my door about some shit that is not on my property and not my fault.
Sorry for the blogpost I just hate my HOA and I want to channel Nowa's tard rage and beat this whore to death.

bro has accomplished nothing like usual

>>53466972
Oh, he was definitely very comfortable in CoD lobbies

>>53467032
holy kek anon

>Bettel's an east coaster
grim

>>53467032
my oshi...

And then it starts working again. Curious

>>53467047
That's our clown

>>53467078
don't worry he's moving to live with magni so they can off colab after the anniversary

>>53467078
How did you not know that by now?

>>53467078
West Coast Worst Coast

>>53467032
Why the fuck are you in one?

>>53467032
Based I hate those sort of people

I kind of want to be a doxxventurer... leader please...

jobber

>>53467032
who is your oshi anon

>>53467249
be a pissventurer instead!

>>53467249
there’s barely anything online to even doxx him with and he doesn’t use his RM. you’re out of luck.

>>53467249
why do you want to?

>>53467183
I'm not. I rent because I'm not going to be here that long. Even if I were to stay, there is NOTHING in this metro area that isn't HOA.
>>53467288
nigger who do you think

You can really tell when he's pretending to be retarded...

>>53467420
my oshi...

>>53467249
Ask somewhere else and you might get some replies, not here though.

>>53467420
sasuga vestie

Bettel HATES Axel

>>53467353
It just feels more intimate idk...

>>53462777
I'm glad his visit to the dentist went well, Hakka love!

>>53465366
Like Miyabi? ToT chubby leaders…

why is Magni on break

>>53467596
He hates you specifically

>>53467596
buttpregnancy with his buttbuddy, buttVesper buttNoir

>what the shrimp?

>>53467596
Because I hate you, anon.
My husband and I are trying to raise our newly born buttbaby after a traumatic b-section birth. Give us some fucking space.

>>53464743
Most oviposition is actually yuri, prove me wrong

Now I’m thinking of Altare facesitting his manechan, thanks mans

How have none of them done their taxes, wasn't that due in April?

Magni and Vesper are on the run for tax evasion

I just realized that after Hakka retweeted that video there is a non-zero chance he has humped his gator plushie

Bettel laughing at car accidents compilation abridged (2 hours of content)

Post the Bettel 9/11 pic

>>53467952
I would watch that

>>53467930
Shinri please

Ah, the 'tenants just moved out' landlord experience

>>53467952
Save it for the Pippa collab.

Every day Bettel hates his audience a little bit more

>>53468059
>Spoiler
My phase oshi... Anyway good thing he can clean. The evil lair I drag him off to in order to steal his seed will need some maintenance from time to time

This conversation harms me.

>>53468054
My grandparents told my dad to rent out their house when they had to go to the old folks home and ahahahaha this description is 100% correct

People always nod approvingly when I say "I'll never become a landlord" but then they get all cranky when I finish the statement "because 95% of tenants are fucking disgusting pigs"

His parents divorced when he was in HS? Oh boy

https://www.youtube.com/live/WlXrjARL7A4
Archive anons? I don't think this vod is going to survive.

>>53468419
AAAAIEEEEEEEE

>>53468419
UUUOOHHH

>>53468419
COVER IT UP SLUT

>>53468419
Axel's collab rubbed his yabe off on Jeffrey...

how long until the first Jefferey x Vesper porn is drawn

>>53468419
Thanks Doc

>>53468512
By shouting your hypotheticals into this lawless land, you have willed the most nefarious of sparks onto the kindle that is a bored shitposting artist's mind. It will be your fault and no saint in Heaven will take your side when you reach the pearly gates.

The Jeffrey bit is being beaten to death lately

sexy little rat man

>>53468760
>bit
Anon, he's the tempus shrink. Not some bit, okay?

>/MANS/ would rather talk about a literal who than Bettel's stream

>likes watching easy things
Ah, no wonder he likes magni

>>53468826
The 9th tempus member is not a literal who. Know your place newfaggot

Hope is toe surgery goes ok

>>53468760
Nah it's still funny

>>53468887
im starting to forget his voice..the way he moves..his laugh..

He's gonna seal himself in a room with no exit...

regis

He needs a bigger home for this lol

>>53461454
>Is currently a massive slut with a high body count that probably includes corruption beasts
Unironically I have a headcanon that Magni only does this to keep himself distracted from his own feelings. He doesn't want to think about his past, the lover he lost or his previous guild, or even his failed attempts at playing God, so he just loses himself in pleasure. Since joining the guild tho he's shaken off that, 'don't you dare touch me' attitude just a bit, meaning he's finally opened his heart back up. Also I want him to cry the second he tries fucking one of his guildmates, it's Axel, duh, and can feel how much love Axel has for him.

>>53467930
>gator plushie
AGHHHH SEX SEX SEX THIS LITTLE HORNY TWINK AGHHHHHHHH SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I would like to have fun with Gavis Bettel. Some of it will even be nonsexual!

>>53468291
>95% of tenants are fucking disgusting pigs
I've known this for many years, but am somehow always surprised when they move out and there's mountains of trash and rotting food, mysterious stains, shit filled toilets, broken doors, exposed wiring, and at least one hole the walls. I guess I just don't want to believe it.

I have never been to an Ikea, sounds like some gay swedish plot

Hakka talks way too much about diarrhea and wiping his ass with socks for me to sexualize him.

>>53468512
Jeffrey is a professional and would not take advantage of his most vulnerable and pathetic patient like that.

>>53468826
Mans don't watch Holostars, they sometimes watch Vesper but they'll rather watch a holo/female-collab partner over any other member.

>>53469300
oh shit you actually delivered

>>53469216
I never understood why people do that. I've lived in rented places my entire life (until now) and my parents went through the extra effort to make sure we made the place completely spotless after we got furniture moved out, if we didn't we'd get fined by the landlord.

ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP

GET SHOCKED GET SHOCKED GET SHOCKED

>>53469369
nigga this is a HQ thread

>>53469282
That literally never happens, the only time I recall him talking in detail about shit is the sock story.

>>53469300

>>53469300
/mans/' divine light has been severed and we will look upon this moment as the turning point towards our deserved punishment

>>53469282
>>53469426
I hope he thinks about telling that story on stream everyday and dies of cringe because of it. Nasty ass

>>53469216
Two things could be true at once. I believe landlords should get the rope. At the same time, I could have bought a place out here and rented it out after I move, but I do not want to deal with minorities.

>>53469300
Taking out my disgust at seeing this picture onto the jester

>>53469300

>gatekeeping juice

>>53469575
There is a reason why my folks will not rent to Section 8 tenants. Govt gives us the rent every month but the cunts will never treat their living space with respect

>>53469426
I clicked on his Minecraft Dungeons stream the other day while it was live and he was instantly talking about how fast food gave him diarrhea but he kept eating it because it was good.

>>53469615
I'm not too fond of juice

>>53469300

>>53469711
>Saying that a food made him and that move on sick is the same as him talking in detail about shit

This game bothers me, you can't mix colors

>>53469895
just like real life...

>does more work on the house
>Loses progress
Sasuga dumbfuck

There is something endearing about how Bettel does a terrible unfunny bit and he keeps glancing at chat for affirmation

He's giving up on a ezpz streamer game

The paint fumes are getting to him

bettel is practicing for the jerma house flipper collab[sploiker/]

Fuck, his NPC settings are coming back someone rape the sentience back into him

Shipping him to a nigger filled country is a bit much,Bettelion.

To the spreadsheets with you!

>>53470231
>[sploiker/]
come on you weren't even trying

>>53470231
He already missed the big house flipper invitational
it's over
also bettel is jerma

>>53470375
sploiker is a thread classic