/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53439438
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Graduate Magni Dezmond

Baked from my phone... I didn't mess up anything, right?

>>53439484
Amen

Thinking about Axel...
>>53439484
Amen

Vesper isn't back yet. But he is black.

yonchan blocked my browser. Nowa LOVE!!!!!!!

comebackcomebackcomebackcomebackcomeback

>>53439681
Wtf why is he black

>>53439484
Amen

WHERE THE FUCK IS VESPER

We should get more tattoos guys.
https://twitter.com/ZeitaraArt/status/1679811838274568192?t=BR-g9zrzTd_WMhJXNihouw&s=19
Seriously though I'm so shriveled and pathetic right now this almost made me cry

>>53439438
The playlist is not up to date. Where is kyu-kurarin?

>>53439854
in my stomach. i vored him per his request

>>53439438
MECHABIRB LOVE

>>53439885
imagine being pathetic enough to get a magmite tattoo

hit the first 5 days on my magnoir return tally board

>>53439854
In signing hell according to vesties :^)

Morf hot...

>>53439885
I feel bad for this girl, she loves Magni so much.

>>53439484
Amen.

today is Magni's toe surgery. maybe we will start hearing some news next week?

>>53439885
>If there was a hint I didn’t want to be here I wouldn’t be here
>He’s currently not here

rrat? the magnoir art collab was on impulse and it was cancelled by management the night before. both the boys said enough is enough and now we are here

vesties stop shitting the thread with your retarded rrat and cope posts

>>53440626
>vesties
where they at tho

>>53440110
what does this mean

>googles "Indonesia time now"
>7:13pm
ah

Good morning /MANS/

( . ) ( . )\ /| |
) . ( \/. | Me |
( Y ) / /\ \

>>53440860
Good morning 8head

>>53440970
jobber

>>53439535
Perfect bake, little Hakkito.

>>53440970
Fuck, jobbed the picture. Please forgive me señora, I will post a good drawing of you later

>>53440977

>>53441092
ugly :(

magmites crying while your oshi is liking thirst trap images of girls with big asses. you'll be ogey

>>53441092

test

>>53441180
You spelled axelotl wrong

FLAYON BACK TOMORROW FLAYON BACK TOMORROW FLAYON BACK TOMORROW

>>53441401
He said he'd be back yesterday he needs groping-without-marriage correction

Ok, so as long as they don't announce a termination around 12-2am tomorrow night, then its just a normal suspension and everything is going to be ok

>>53441160

>>53441544
*Morning

Where are you vesper, come out and play

>>53441544
Did they ever announce something like a suspension or termination on a Saturday?

I want my dog to be happy... It really sucks that as a fan you can't help them in any way other than sending money

>>53441744
you could start by not calling him a dog. and axel values menshi gifting and words of support more, so theres your second step

>>53441704
Yes, Vespers first suspension was a little after midnight Friday night/ Saturday morning US time. That's the end of the work day in Japan on Saturday

>>53441744
clipping, timestamping, and fanart help a lot but yeah that's about it

Does anyone have Magnis and Vespers membership vods backed up?

Taking the jester's semen with or without his consent

>>53441899
theres a magschizo that comes around dumping files for his menshi i think. vesper menshi content isnt backed up though

I have a feeling Vesper is not coming back
Magni is 50 / 50, they'll try to keep him even if they have to sweeten the deal because they don't want 2 graduations back to back

>>53442092
i think it’s the other way around

>>53442092
Stop doomposting aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

>>53441401
Tsukihime will never be popular and that's a good thing. Garbage deserves to die in obscurity.

>>53442092
I'm high on copium and forcing myself to believe that Magni will come back because if he was thinking about quitting he wouldn't have made that mempost about paying his debt. Unless something real fucked up happened with management he will be back but I agree about vesper, missing two planned streams with no communication and wo "suspensions" isn't looking good. Poor pako pako

People woke up really negative today huh

>>53442280
Bad dreams

>>53442217
made to be my onahole

>>53442280
Long day at work for third world wages, no anime oshi, it's SEA doom posting hours

>>53442273
Cover should've at least given us an estimate of when they would return ToT

>>53442280
It's more fun to be negative

>>53442280
It's because I jacked off twice at 2 am

>reading the new axmag smut
>dont like the author, but its all there is
>axel says 'your dirty little puppy' talking about himself
ok fuck this. ive always hated how they write axel but this just broke me. this is just astonishingly stupid

>>53442519
fujoshis and ooc writing name a more iconic combo

>>53442537
images that precede the birth of the bettelion hallwayshitter

>>53442280
This is what you get for driving brotuber enjoyers, fujos and yumes away. Only the doomposters and antis are still around.

>>53442588
doomchads are here to snap everyone back to reality

I love big Hakkamama honkers. Señora Sexysacks. LATAM Lactators. Big Banzoingas.

>>53442655
I would prefer if doomchads snapped half of the population away.

>>53442911
I would prefer big boobies from Hakka's mom

>>53442911
There wouldn't be any fun if doomchads did that because it reduces the amount of collective suffering by half

>>53443014
I would prefer my penis inserted into Hakka’s mom’s vag

>>53443181
We can make Hakka some new siblings. Vamonos nigga

i want to cover gavis bettel in bruises

>>53443492
I don't wanna break him too much, but oh man the cute noises he'd make

>>53443618
gavis bettel is made for breaking

>>53443729
At some point im either gonna make the horny cryptid (me) x Bettel fic or draw. Or commission it but that's kind of embarrassing

I miss WoW Wednesday

your ship sucks each other's dicks

I miss this ojisan

>>53443602
Chupado still lives!

flaytel love! flayon is back, and now bettel would be gone for a while... can i pray for their collab.

>>53442519
Are you me? The smut was fine but it was so OOC I couldn't even finish it and I am so desperate for axmag I'd usually read anything

So... When are Magni and Vesper coming back????

>>53445158
Every time you ask this question the return will be delayed by 1 week

>>53442154
It'll be so fucking depressing if it's the other way around.

I've come to the conclusion that none of it is bait and you're all just that retarded.

>>53442793
Would you like it if someone talked about your mother like this?

wdsmbt

When are Magni and Vesper coming back?

thoughts?

>>53445928
ballin

>>53445928
fuck it, he ball

magni hates us
vesper hates us

>>53445995

Who was the last to collab with Vesper?

>>53446538
me

>>53446538
Me

>>53446538
Me

>>53446538
me

>>53446538
my dick

>>53446538
jeffrey

>>53445411
>Blah blah blah I am a faggot from southeast asia
I hear the muzzies over there don't like your kind, try to stay away from rooftops and anal sex

nigga why the fuck is Magni on a break

we need sims sunday season 2

>>53447297
Lots of fun moments

>>53447297
bring it back or i riot

>>53445065
one comes and the other one goes, a tale as tragic as time

>>53447434
Why is he burning Vesper?!

>>53447455
BITE IT OFF FLAY FLAY

>>53447455
[Insert the quote about the moon dying for the sun or some shit]

>>53447455
ToT

>>53440795
It means one Vestie genuinely believe his oshi is so incompetent he can't write a generic message, sign his fake name once and send it to management to print onto his merch.

>>53447209
he hates us, streaming and tempus

I'm still positive about the situation, we knew they weren't going to be back this week. We just have to wait and see how long it takes, it sad they will miss the anniversary but along as they come back, thats all that really matters

I bet this machiroon was losing his mind reading this tweet
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1679762507764826112

what if reviewbrah joined t3mpus

>>53448011
if Altare starts acting off then I know things are fucked. until then im keeping my indifference on the situation

Brb, restarting the pandemic

>>53448067
I'd fucking die

>>53448067
How does it feel that you could be in the same place as your oshi at any time if you live in the US or Australia

>>53448067
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME I WAS IN ORLANDO!! FUAAAAAAAACK

>>53448326
I don't live on the west coast.
Vesper is safe for now unless he's dead.

>>53448326
Terrible

>>53448346
he was in cali https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1679691696504700928?s=20

>>53448326
I don't think my oshi lives where I am, otherwise I think I'd know from their talk alone

>>53448326
ive had yume fantasies of vesper approaching me to ask where an item is at, guiding him to it, quietly thanking him for all of the joy hes brought into my life, and then leave work unprompted to go and scream in my car

>>53448326
if i was just working a regular ass shift and suddenly got approached by banzoin hakka i think id do the ultimate yab of my entire fucking life

please please help me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVlHfSbU0lk

>>53448590
Anon...I hope it wouldn't land you in jail

Where IS Flay?
Wait. Mags and Vesp kidnapped Flay and ran off didn't they.

well im glad Altare took 2.0 Vesper's virginity before this occurred

>>53448590
Be very specific.

>>53448651
he's right here

>>53448346
You didn't pass him, you passed me.

>>53448681
sorry i shouldve elaborated. i'd probably do something really retarded like "holy shit you sound just like Banzoin Hakka of Holostars English Tempus!" before directing him to the fucking lube aisle or something

>>53448520
I've had yume fantasies about off-meds Nowa finding out I work with a 3 letter agency and beating me to death for being a glowie.
The agency has nothing to do with law enforcement.

>>53448778
HUD

>>53448634
>shinigami at 300k
vesties are very loyal because i cannot listen to that cover t. vestie

>>53448778
>spoiler
i fucking hope you aren't a fed. Especially one with the ATF

>>53448821
if only magmites had that much commitment

>>53448821
I'm axelotl and I like it a lot, listened to it probably more than 20 times.

>>53448778
I don't care if you're the FDA or EPA, you're still getting aggressively investigated and restructured at bare minimum.

>>53448859
He should have gone with the beta version. Escape from the City is cool at least

>>53448677
They got too into the Tanabata lore. They cannot meet again until next year, so Vesper is too scared to stream again until then, lest they accidentally end up in a one-on-one stream together.

How many Zelda games has Altare finished on stream?

tempus boys would never visit my country... i just know...

>>53448928
Please aggressively investigate and restructure me Nowa and then start streaming again.

>>53448859
you couldn’t pay me to stream flopium

>>53449043
But you can always visit their countries!

>>53449192
the smartest anon in this thread

>>53449192
>>53449227
Elysium is a digital world though. Fucking how

>>53448821
Machiroon here, I love the cover. Given Vesper's range, the song choice very well-thought.

>>53449253
jack in bro

>>53449253

how would you ferment bettel?

>>53449310

>>53449227
Awww, thank you!

>>53439484
Amen.

>>53449310

>>53449439
How does one jack into a person?

>>53439512
>>53439983
>>53440036
>>53440110
>>53440363
>>53440626
>>53441544
>>53442092
>>53445158
>>53445263
>>53445731
>>53446196
>>53447209
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>>53448326
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>>53449129
Kill yourself

>>53449560
Thanks Axel!

>>53449699
i was gonna say piss on you but i feel bad so have actual pineapple smoothie magmite while you wait for magni to come back

magni is getting his infected toe removed RIGHT NOW

>>53449550
average vesoji

>>53447042
Answer the question.

>>53449797
Thank you, Magni's surgeon. Can you also remove his dick and put it on his nose while you are at it? Would be funny.

>>53450037
based prankster

>>53449797
why is he not streaming it? why does he hate us?

realizing that if my oshi quits he'll just be in twitch and my outdated phone will never be able to watch him there and i'll never be able to support him wherever he goes
see you on anniv, /mans/. i'll touch grass until/unless he returns earlier

>>53449621
all me btw

>>53450148
why don't you change your phone?

>>53450148
you watch streams on a phone? that's insanity

Please subscwibe to the reliable and convenient cell-carrier, Astelecom. We provide better service than our lazy, useless, unreliable competitors Vesperizon and Magcast.
Apply now! We never break our promises unlike SOME carriers.

>>53450247
carry deez nuts

I miss the vesojis…I miss the losing the game guy spending 100 USD every zatsu and I miss the marine biologist being cute in general…

>>53449764
The smoothie is delicious. I have baked a cupcake for you

>>53450406
We're still here, you just can't see us.

>>53450517
>you just can't see us.
Why? Are you dead and ghosts?

>>53450406
im saving my money to give both him and Magni nice juicy supas when they come back ToT

>>53450587
vampires

>>53450587
Sorta. I'm an autist hiding behind a computer screen.

vesojis what are you doing to deal with this absence. my menhera femvestie brain cannot take it any longer

>>53449907
Laugh my ass off because I am not a faggot offended by obvious shitposts

>>53450517
cena's a vestie?

>>53450757
...wouldn't be the first takovestie to exist

>>53450641
Working on my own content like always. Vesper is the kind of person who would feel really bad if he thought we stopped functioning because he was gone, even if it isn't really his fault.

>>53450757
Who?

>>53450148
you do know that you don't need to buy an iphone, yes?

i like milkshake!

>>53449797
Is he actually gonna get surgery?

>>53450941
I don't know how to make sound posts fuck

>>53451002
*slrrrppp*

>>53451029
I have no idea how I didn't immediately understand what you meant.

>>53451036
Enjoy your milkshake

>>53451002
hey me too

>>53450517
You all don't exist. None of you are real. All the vocaroos are AI generated. Every reply is a robot. This was a place meant to contain me, and all of you are here to sell the fiction so I won't breach containment.

>>53451036
ah, tastes like prion disease

>>53451106
*cums on you*

>>53450900
man i need a vesoji friend to keep me grounded to reality during these times. you people sound like you have your shit together

i've never tasted cum..

>>53451109

>>53451191
its pretty salty and not worth having in your mouth

>>53451191
You don't need to start any time soon

>>53451191
I have tasted my own

>>53451106
The proof that the vocaroos are real is how uniquely autistic they are.

>>53451191
Only whores know what it tastes like, stay pure

>>53451225
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53451265
Wtf

>>53451237
Why are you such a slut and/or a weirdo

>>53451191
it's not pleasant at best and gag inducing at worst

>>53451191
neither have i

>>53451265
based recycler

>>53451312
im a vestie its part of the entry requirements

>>53450757
Fuck you for making me laugh in public.

>>53451347
Vesties are cum guzzlers...

>>53451265
this art style is disgusting

>>53451387
Vestie meetup at the truckstops ikz

>>53450466
thank you magmite chu

>>53451387
just like their oshi

Vesper actually cut off his own dick to avoid doing karaoke. average AVPD stuff

what if he pulls out mid stroke and says "this pussy trash" and leaves after he knocks over your flatscreen tv. wyd

W-Whose the father...?

>>53451156
>you people sound like you have your shit together
More like I've assembled a mostly functional person out of random scrap parts. As you would expect, there are some bugs to work out.

>>53451688
text him later asking him if he want me to host next time and cash app him $200

>>53451584
As long as he put it in ice box, he could reattach it back I think

>>53451759
Bugs you say?

>>53451191
If you're a man, taste your own. If you're a woman, you can get it easily.

>>53451872
will it still be functional though?

>>53451695
This is still one of the worse images I've ever seen

Vesper come home....

>>53451970
Vesper seems to not enjoy being a slave to his own sexual urges. he would probably hope it isnt functional anymore

>>53451996
Best fanart I've ever seen

>>53451996
im eating an entire box of cheezits in honor of my nigga Vesper. he would be proud

>>53451688
classic closeted gay move

>>53451996
This is why Altnowa will never work

Makes me happy that Vesper is such an old menhera mess that his fans will never be happy because he will inevitably do something to fuck up the golden opportunity he got with Holostars

>>53451996
who put him on a diet plan??????

>>53451970
You can reattach arms and still use them so I'd assume so

>>53452153
This is why vesmachi will never work either, strawberry tea is the way to go, Hakka is the perfect fat fuck for Nowa.

>>53451996
holy fucking kek
Vesper is the architect king

>>53452258
Ugly stare

So
How's your tempus cosplay going?

#gainweightforves

>>53452278
but hakka is skinny like stick

>>53452343
I've thought about it real hard for at least 8 months

>>53452390
>Anon doesn't know

wish you were here!

the only fat gay vesoji I know personally isn’t even a yume, I find this hilarious somehow

>>53452343
Those mannequins are nightmare-inducing. There's only one con where I live and I sincerely doubt there's anyone that would even recognize a vtuber, much less specifically a Tempus cosplay.

>>53452258
>INTJs
>Believing there's any scientific validity to MBTIs.
Okay. t. INTJ

>>53452343
i don't cosplay but these wigs are really cool

rrat: Magni, being a bit of a menhera, is afraid that while he is gone people will forget about him and move on. So he has been egosearching daily, even /here/, to decide if he should even come back.
Love you, Magni, please come back soon

>>53452343
im black with black facial features

>>53452420
how fat are we talking about? dude is into the roadhog body type

>>53452467
and?

>>53452467
Just cosplay as Black Vesper

>>53452469
able to exercise quite a bit but really fat, strongfat with a lot of emphasis on fat

>>53452467
Why should that stop you? Cosplaying is for fun despite idiots trying to make it otherwise
>t. racistmite

>>53452409
cute oc
cute couple

>>53452467
You can cosplay Vesper

>>53452253
altare is the guild's personal liposuction surgeon and if you get slightly fat he gets the fat out of you by force

>>53452467
pretty sure i've seen a black shinri and black flayon cosplay

>>53452467
I cosplayed as Rin Kagamine and L Lawliet despite being black. just be confident

>>53452467
coward

>>53452467
cosplay anyway, the costume quality itself matters more than your face

>>53452409
UEUEUEUEUEUE I FEEL WARM

>>53452253
longflayon is cute

since there's no streams and i'm not gonna watch pizzaman separating spices like an autist i'm gonna hallucinate a HQ collab stream

>>53452409
i miss my gay uncles

>>53452467
Yeah and I'm ugly as fuck but I still cosplay cute girls

>>53452409
COME BAAAAACK

>>53452409
Never come back whores

>>53452343
I want to try cosplaying Flayon at some point but waxing my legs sounds painful and I'm afraid of getting a boner I can't hide at all in public

>>53452711
Try Nairs. If you know you know :)

>>53452343
The wigs look sticky

>>53452467
I miss when black people would cosplay as characters that they obviously don't look very much like, and it didn't have to be a statement about anything other than the size of their own balls.

why are machiroons and vesties such perverts

>>53452711
if you've got it, flaunt it

Flay's collab with Koe is today right?

>>53452409
This doesn’t even make sense. They had multiple planned streams and don’t even say anything and they just decide ok let’s go on vacation.

>>53452711
Anon, there should be cups or dance belts. That's what football players/male ballerinas put their junk in so it's not just worming out.

>>53452467
Cosplay Oga cosplay Oga cosplay Oga cosplay Oga cosplay Oga cosplay Oga cosplay Oga cosplay Oga cosplay Oga cosplay Oga cosplay Oga cosplay Oga

>>53452753
remember when people used to just do shit for fun and when people took shit too seriously they were appropriately made fun of? miss those times.

>>53452253
No one will ever put him in a diet plan

>>53452783
I've seen a quite few art pieces of them on vacation. I hope Vesper's break wasn't anything negative on a personal level or the art's gonna feel tasteless

>>53452711
Waxing is not that painful, although if you have very bushy legs you could try shaving with a razor a few weeks before so it's less of a hassle
>>53452815
He already diets wdym

>>53452821
If they were dying for a short vacation they wouldnt have scheduled streams to begin with

>>53452821
Tasteless how? It's nice art. If it was something bad, the art makes a good light of a bad situation

>>53452783
>>53452821
I know it doesn't make sense and it wasn't done with bad intentions, I am just coping anon.

>>53448067
god....being in proximity to Flayon......lucky......

>>53452995
Some Machiroon smelled his air draft and you didn't. Work hard so you too can one day cross paths with him

>>53452776
He's still on vacation I think. Might be tomorrow

>>53452409
how much mating press sex do you think has happened between these two

>>53453108
None. They need to be careful because Magni's carrying a buttbaby

>>53452776
It should be around 4pm est, no idea if it'll happen though

>>53453052
I will, maybe he will go somewhere not-sunny one day...

>>53453098
he got home last night

>>53453098
He's back home tho?
And it was on Koe's schedule so he had to have made sure the time is okay for Flay

>>53453052
Nta I hate myself everyday I can't smell his hair in the morning and kiss his forehead gently while I go to make us breakfast, it fuels my lifting and my drive for more power.

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>>53452878
thanks for the tips, anons!

>>53453198
>>53453234
nta but even if he's home doesn't mean his vacation is over

oh nyo!(ﾟωﾟ)

>>53452711
use a removal cream for the legs and stuff. if you wanna face wax it kinda sucks but just do it like, a week before and you'll be fine.
Just compress it down there, and if you DO enlarge you'll just get that signature Flay-bulge

>>53452711
>waxing my legs sounds painful
Use nair or shave. But most importantly, don't remove the hair from your ass or the backs of your thighs. You will likely get ingrown hairs.

lazy azz nigguz that hate tempus holostars and streaming

Shaking hands with Magni Dezmond
shaking all the hands
so many hands

>>53449409
a simple mrs.wages Bread and Butter mix I think

>>53453308
>[Press Release]
Notice Regarding the Graduation of Holostars TEMPUS Members Noir Vesper and Magni Dezmond

>>53448590
If I was ever sure someone was certainly Flayon, I would just call him a pervert, not even give eye contact

Anyone else glad that their oshi loves Holostars and streaming?

>>53453478
Bullshit you wouldn't

>>53453556
I would
idc being flashy or weird in public. I wanna get in his brain. what's he gonna do about it?

>>53453525
I am very glad that he loves holostars and streaming

>>53453348
I just realized that this doesn't sound nearly as bad as it is. I mean hundreds of little red bumps that hurt whenever you sit on anything. Also, the hair between your ass cheeks works wonders at muffling farts. If there's no hair, your now perfectly smooth ass cheeks are like two tiny little hands clapping really fast, loud, and hard, like someone bet you no one told you life was gonna be this way.

>>53453525
Always glad my instinct drove me away from the lazy ones very early on

what emotion does this face convey?

>>53453715
knot

>>53453715
he's coming

>>53453715
He is surprised to see my cool hat

I'm jealous
https://twitter.com/TsukikoIchinose/status/1679865420378001411

>>53452815
Fat

>>53453873
god i cant wait till these drop

>>53453873
The color of Altare's hoodie is so nice

>>53453650
He would probably look at you weird and go away angry. Or say "whats your problem" and walk away, I don't think it would "get in his brain".

>>53453873
I'm getting all the hoodies, I don't care anymore

>>53453873
I wanna see someone wear it before I get em... Tsukiko pls

I was so confused why there was a lot of arguments in the thread until I noticed I joined a rando tempus catalog thread

>>53453947
I mean, I would say it jokingly, not in a serious accusatory tone

>>53453873
gotta say, delaying the online sale was smart because each time I see someone share theirs, I always add one more item to my buy list

>>53453873
i need that ojisan t shirt more than life itself

>>53453525
Yes!

I can't get over the fact that Magni and Vesper tried to get the N-word pass from Kaneko Kyo

>>53453913
kek wtf is going on

>>53454024
But Kyo is white

>>53454051
I know, that's what I can't get over

>>53453264
He also said he'd stream later today if he could help it
Also
>Vacation over
How explicit do you want him to be anon?
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1679509759798697985

>>53453873
The blue on leader's hoodie looks a lot better in this lighting, same goes for the green vesper t-shirt. Fuck, I don't have enough money for this man

>>53453993
Dummy magmite

>>53454051
wait
really?
huh

>>53453993
Ah, John... I hope you found a wife who won't cheat on you

>>53453873
this girl has all the official merch, and a tempus itabag too
how rich

>>53454210
shes able to travel around the country and cosplay too. i really dont understand how she has all the time and resources to do so

>>53454040
leader streams too early for me to actually know alot about him so i dont know where the fatphobic altare meme came from. its funny though because of gap moe (i have abandoned all violence and love fat people.)

Is Altare a shapeshifting slime? Is that why he's so many different animals? Buntare, Snailtare, Ducktare, all just Slimetare playing Ditto?

>>53454277
Can he also shapeshift into his guildmembers? Is the Vesper we had in the hunt collab actually Altare pretending to be Vesper? Has Vesper been missing for far longer and Magni found out right before the magnoir collab that the Vesper he has been interacting with recently is actually not Vesper? And that's how they both went MIA???

>>53454277
I like this lore theory...

machinight!

>>53454413
Finally a rrat I can get behind

>>53454244
The fatphobic thing came from an early mario kart with viewers stream. There was a player who stayed in the lobby for two games or something, and he was insulting them and included "fat" among the insults

>>53454244
>love fat people
cringe

>>53454244
that's such a cute altare

"I'm gonna be real with you... Magni and Vesper are no longer friends."

miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa miss nowa

>>53454584
Mom and dad fighting... No wonder Axel has been getting nightmares

>>53454584
Damn you Woolie

>>53454244
you fool, being fat will make vesper come home

Just a reminder that Altare’s manager
>called him while Japanese salaryman drunk to tell him he loves him
>told Altare about his parent’s expectations for his management job
>okayed Altare’s VP for sale without listening because Altare told him he was embarrassed
>told Altare the slime on his Tempantsu pops out in a way that hinted he was wearing them
>PERSONALLY apologized for a mixup between them and higher management that wasted Altare’s time and money
>puts up with Altare being a controlling diva behind the scenes
>now wants Altare to move to Japan

>>53454439
Sleep flaytight~

>>53454705
Completely and utterly brainwashed

>>53454705
I need fanart of them

>>53454705
me if I was his manager

>>53454693
No wonder vesties are landwhales, keep eating so he comes home sooner!

>>53454693
it would pretty pretty funny if vesties did a thing where they show a timelapse of their weight gain until Vesper comes back. we can see how much weight and gorgeous rolls they develop over time haha

>>53453677
*brrap brrap brrap brrap

Is Noir back yet?

is Noir black yet?

It's been 4 days since the announcement tweet. Where the fuck are those 2 whores

>>53454967
I do. And I'm tired. I want to see him on my screen, not in my dreams only.

>>53452636
>i'm not gonna watch pizzaman separating spices like an autist
Weak.

>>53455077
sucking off STD ridden ojisans

>>53454705
Altare's manager is so based.

>>53454705
what did altare do to him to make him like this

>>53454705
I love Altare so much, I understand how his manager feels.

>>53455165
Same thing he did to the cultare
he cute

>>53455165
The rizz of lizard people

>>53455165
the same thing he did to me t.altyumedan

>>53454705
his manager seems really sweet

>>53453677
Does that mean most twinks that get their butt waxed also fart super loud? That's hot.

>>53455318
He wants him to go to japan, he wants him DEAD