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>> No.53419653
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>>53419613
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.53419713

I AM BECOME SEX

>> No.53419736
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>>53419653
Amen.

>> No.53419735

>>53419289
kek

>> No.53419750
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53419750

Зaпoвѣди /MAHC/.
>1. A мoжeтъ нaмъ oбъeдинитьcя co /stars/?
He вклинивaйcя въ paзгoвopы ближнягo cвoeгo.
>2. Peбятa, вы хoтитe кoллaбoвъ cъ Хoлoлaйвъ?
Этo нe нaшe дѣлo.
>3. Peбятa, вы хoтитe кoллaбoвъ cъ Hидзиcaндзи?
Этo нe нaшe дѣлo.
>4. A вы видaли, кaкie y нaшихъ мaльчикoвъ цифpы?
Этo нe нaшe дѣлo.
>5. A вы cлыхaли, чeгo гoвopятъ въ /hlgg/?
He тpaть вpeмя нa ихъ пoгaныя pѣчи.
>6. Лжeцы и зaдиpы ocкopбляютъ вaшихъ бpaтьeвъ!
He тpaть вpeмя нa ихъ пoгaныя pѣчи.
>7. Гeй, y мeня вѣcти oт Хoлoлaйвъ/Hидзиcaндзи!
Pѣчaмъ твoимъ нe мѣcтo вo хpaмѣ cieмъ.
>8. Peбятa, вaмъ нaдoбнo paздѣлить тp-
Bъ cieмъ нѣтъ нyжды.

Зa cимъ блaгocлoвляю и ocвящaю ciй тpeдъ

>> No.53419753
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>>53419613
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>Hololive Meet Altare merch now available for pre-order!
https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_meet2023

>SHINRI’S BIRTHDAY SET IS LIVE (On sale until July 24th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

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>>53419653
amen

>> No.53419787

>>53419653
amen.
yagoo-san CUTE

>> No.53419822

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>> No.53419838
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53419838

Chuu~

>> No.53419842

This game does look pretty cool, I should play it sometime.

>> No.53419847
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53419847

please i need you

>> No.53419854
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>>53419736 (me)
>>53419750
aминь

>> No.53419878
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>>53419653
Amen.
>>53419750
Aминь.

>> No.53419879

>>53419653
amen

>> No.53419931
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>>53419653
Amen, C-men

>> No.53419944

why is he going full OceanGate

>> No.53419951

good night /MANS/, congratulations on being the best thread on /vt/ and 4chan right now
you all have a good night, i love you

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>>53419838
Ugly :(

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>>53419838

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>>53419653
what did you do to the old commandments

>> No.53420090
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>>53419838
PUT SOME STREAMS ON YOU WHORE

>> No.53420132
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>>53419750
aминь

>> No.53420184
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>>53420068
Omega is not our pastor anymore

>> No.53420194

>>53419976
Bettel is the ugliest in stars

>> No.53420282

>>53419838
Ungrateful whore

>> No.53420367

>>53420194
then who's the prettiest?

>> No.53420385
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53420385

>>53419951
you too anon

>> No.53420431

RIP Shinri

>> No.53420511

>>53420367
__(you)___

>> No.53420579

>>53420367
Kaoru

>> No.53420716
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>>53420068
I used the Yagoo image for the last thread's commandments because anons didn't pick up the slack and I thought I might as well get a heeheehaha out of it. I didn't think it would carry onto the next thread kek. I'll use the original picture the next time I post em.

>> No.53420739

>>53420367
not magni that's for sure

>> No.53420803

>>53420739
Tumblr Sexy Men are not sexy though.

>> No.53420844
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I am once again awaiting a drawing of hakka mama with a penis inserted inside of her vagina or anus
thank you for your time

>> No.53420843

>>53420716
make your own shitty rendition of it on MSPaint

>> No.53420951

>>53420716
>That fembettel image
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!!!!!
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>> No.53420984

>>53420511
a-anon...///

>> No.53421028

Magni Donald Dezmond, I miss you so. Come back safe and soon
Vesper Jason Noir, get your head in the game, we're all counting on you.

>> No.53421124
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>> No.53421244

>>53421124
I-Is Jeffrey GFE?

>> No.53421282
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>>53419653
amenhamdullilah-hamni-desu
MOLEST ME VESPER NOIR

>> No.53421327

>>53421244
This is peak bfe ToT

>> No.53421345

What the fuck is this cringe. Should I do this with Axmag or Almond?
https://twitter.com/luvrboycupid/status/1679574661363892224

>> No.53421349
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53421349

Ignore the fact the I stole this
Place the tempus boys on here

>> No.53421468

>>53421124
>3 in this Space
How do we save Jeffrey

>> No.53421491

>>53420068
>>53420184
I miss these two...

>> No.53421505

>>53421028
Old MagDonald had a farm...where's my farming week?

>> No.53421547

>>53421345
Oh wait, it's a teen "gay boy". Of course

>> No.53421697

>>53421491
I don't, RPR was annoying the last time he played with Axel. You will get them soon enough though.

>> No.53421838

>>53421349
leader is bottom left

>> No.53421865

>>53420844
which version of hakkamama?

>> No.53421894

>>53421491
Same. I don't get why /mans/ has RPR haters.

>> No.53421918

>>53421838 (me)
right not left fuck

>> No.53422011
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>>53421865
uhh
this one(but thiccer)

>> No.53422049
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>>53421349
I also watched that stream
You can btw use the tierlist website for this and change the setting from tierlist to alignment chart

https://tiermaker.com/create-xy/holostars-15626352

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>>53421349
my take

>> No.53422261

>>53422177
I agree with this

>> No.53422281

>>53422049
>Flay
>Onii-chan
HA HA HA AH AH A HA HA AH AHAHAHAHA

>> No.53422301

>>53422177
jeffriichan sugoi....

>> No.53422350

>>53422177
cute!

>> No.53422465

>>53422177
Only accurate take.

>> No.53422539

>>53422177
>vesper and magni anywhere near reliable
lol

>> No.53422554

>>53421468
Commandments.

>> No.53422701
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If you think about it ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ DIE

>> No.53422712

>>53422539
Magni is reliable when he wants to be, Vesper is a freak of nature and doesn't fit the chart because he'd be too anxious to ask for help but you also can't rely on his menhera ass

>> No.53422939
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>>53422701
Stop thinking.

>> No.53422946

>>53422712
>forgetting Magni relies so much on Vesper
the mask, falseflagger-san! it's fall off!

>> No.53423032

>>53422946
Can you tell me on what he's relied on him? I stopped watching Magni a while ago

>> No.53423122

>>53423032
He often bounced ideas off Vesper, because he wouldn't just say it was a great idea

>> No.53423220
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>>53421349

>> No.53423364

>>53423032
Maguni streams with Surprise Nowa appearances are the best Maguni streams.

>> No.53423404

>>53422281
NTA but he literally is one

>> No.53423419

>>53423364
I miss those so much ;_;

>> No.53423460

>>53423122
T-that's all?

>> No.53423517

>>53423419
And now we have Maguni non-streams with surprise Nowa disappearances.

>> No.53423533

>>53423460
no one watches Magni here

>> No.53423576

>>53423220
>Axel
>Otouto
Why you niggas get this wrong

>> No.53423588

>>53423404
So is Axel

>> No.53423623

>>53423220
how is axel more reliable than altare

>> No.53423691

>>53423623
Altare has crippling depression and bad luck as a debuff

>> No.53423705

>>53423623
well axel hasn't disappeared for a week without any word to my knowledge

>> No.53423728

>>53419976
That doesn't work anymore now that Vesper is hot, anon.

>> No.53423737

>>53423576
Cause I'm 32.
>>53423623
Axel finishes his projects.
Leader doesn't. No VRchat world. No podcast. No nothing.

>> No.53423756

>>53419822
>>53420194
>>53420282
>>53420844
>>53421124
>>53421468
>>53421697
>>53421547
>>53423533
kys

>> No.53423824

Stream Flopium!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ZwtD4iArw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ZwtD4iArw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ZwtD4iArw

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>>53423824
Everytime you call it Flopium Magni's "break" is extended by one day

>> No.53424028

>>53423953
He's actually suspended until copium reaches 1 million views

>> No.53424109

>>53423824
Magni's white girl flow is the origin for his racism

>> No.53424167

>>53423953
Floral shirt pattern
Floral shirt pattern
Floral shirt pattern
Floral shirt pattern
Floral shirt pattern
Floral shirt pattern

>> No.53424362

>>53421349
I love the boys but ALL of them would be needy little shits. You're a fucking woman if you think otherwise.

>> No.53424403

I can't believe leader's a racist :(

>> No.53424465

>>53423953
FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM FLOPIUM

>> No.53424579
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>> No.53424596

Graduate Vesper Noir, Magni Deezmond and Banzoin Hakka.

>> No.53424669

At least Shinigami got 300k.
NOWA SHOW YOURSELF YOU LAZY GERIATRIC

>> No.53424678

>>53424596
who tf is Deezmond?

>> No.53424741

>>53424596
Deezmond nutz

>> No.53424799

Give me proof Magni Dezmond is a whore or I will rape you

>> No.53424851

>>53424596
What'd Hakka do?

>> No.53424906

>>53424799
if you watched streams you wouldn't need proof

>> No.53424915

>>53424028
So 3 years? Damn magmites better buy those viewbots if they want to see their oshi again

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>> No.53424953

>>53424678
DEEZMOND NUTS

>> No.53425013

Just noticed this, cute
https://twitter.com/OdencatGames/status/1678964913971027968

>> No.53425116

>>53425013
Always cute when devs notice the people that play their games

>> No.53425148
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>>53425013

>> No.53425206

>>53424939
thats flayon right?

also source?

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>>53424953

>> No.53425247

>>53424851
I just don't like him, I think he's a really badstreamer and somehow make all the collabs in with his sex jokes and screams.

>> No.53425351

>>53425247
But enough about Flayon

>> No.53425416

>>53425247
But enough about Magni

>> No.53425432

>>53425247 (Me)
Dude I'm really sleepy fuck it I can't write

>> No.53425439

>>53425206
https://twitter.com/sexmetalpilot/status/1679716479435177984

>> No.53425474

>>53425206
yeah it is
https://twitter.com/sexmetalpilot/status/1679716479435177984

>> No.53425566

>>53424939
That's a beefy Flayon, hot

>> No.53425575

>>53425247
but enough about Altare

>> No.53425817

https://youtu.be/ewz8W0qtGc0

>> No.53425905

https://youtu.be/nz3wr8EtTS0

>> No.53425913

>>53424939
is this a schindler's list reference

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>>53423824
>>53423953
>>53424028
>>53424465
YEAH UH! COPIUM! HANDS UP BOTTOMS UP! UH COPIUM! YEH!

>> No.53426067

https://youtu.be/1memts1lY44

>> No.53426179

https://youtu.be/1GFT_RKmwMw

>> No.53426183

Graduate Regis Altare

>> No.53426318

https://youtu.be/CqEOCE9f3Y8

>> No.53426511
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I'm not watching clips I refuse

>> No.53426542

>>53425206
They also drew this
https://files.catbox.moe/0ct6ba.jpg

>> No.53426576

>>53425913
I feel like Altare would fit Goeth

>> No.53426625

>>53426511
You don't like Hakka's funny moments?

>> No.53426717

>>53423824
Is why Magni went AWOL? Because all his hard work was met with low views? What did he expect??

>> No.53426797

Hakka Sex

>> No.53426815

>>53426625
I just hate clips and I'd rather catch everything live

>> No.53426909

>>53426717
He should have worked hard to get criticism from literally any other human being before releasing it.

>> No.53426917

You guys watch clips?

>> No.53427108

>>53426917
If it's on my front page and I recognize the clipper

>> No.53427118

>>53426917
Not Tempus clips, they're always too long.

>> No.53427210

hakkawaii

>> No.53427404

Bros I can't sleep, already masturbated what do I do now?

>> No.53427488

>>53426917
Yes, not often but yes.
Often from streams that I wasn't going to watch anyway or if it was particulary a cool moment that I want to watch again. Sometimes clips makes me watch the whole stream because something grabbed my attention.

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>>53427404
do it again, brother

>> No.53427528

>>53427404
Keep refreshing the hololive en twitter page until you fall asleep or cover finally announces the terminations.

>> No.53427548

>>53427404
Instead of trying to fall asleep, try to get as comfortable as you possibly can.

>> No.53427761
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I miss them

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gonna dream of milking /mans/ anons goodnight

>> No.53427797 [SPOILER] 
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53427797

>Vesper returns
>His voice is different
>Oi Oi Minna
>Plays all the autismo games
>Takes a break every 20 minutes to take Methylpenidate
>Somehow has in depth knowledge of cancer

>> No.53427903

>>53425247
but enough about Axel

>> No.53428054

>>53425247
But enough about Irys.

>> No.53428092

>>53426717
i don’t think he cares about number that much since the fortnite spam

>> No.53428239

>>53428092
He specifically played debuff games at the start to filter his audience. Hard to think he ever cared about numbers that much

>> No.53428247

>>53426917
How do these Tempus clip channels not even have ten thousand subscribers yet?

>> No.53428411

>>53427548
How do I do that?

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>>53426917
Only HoloJP and StarsJP because I'm not an idiot who pretends to know Japanese.

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>>53425817
God I wish this was animated. I could already see Flayon freaking out at Hakka keeling over laughing and Altare then picking him by the collar telling him WE'RE IDOLS. Meanwhile Shinri and Magni are too focused trying to beat the map, with Magni gesturing wildly as he BADDA-BINGs BADDA-BOOMs

>> No.53428573

>>53427797
Nigga 2...

>> No.53428599

This is a really good thread. But don’t tell anyone I said that.

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>>53428599
don't jinx it, anon

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>>53428599
Should've spoilered it. Now everyone knows.

>> No.53428801
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53428801

i love axel

>> No.53428846
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53428846

i love axel

>> No.53428923
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53428923

I love Axel

>> No.53429416
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53429416

I love Axel more!

>> No.53429507 [SPOILER] 
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magni loves axel

>> No.53429885

>>53423824
vesper's shinigami hit 300K btw

>> No.53430260
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>>53427797
I don't like your rrat, come here you!

>> No.53431463

>flay has a jet lag
didn't he just move within a continent?

>> No.53431627

>>53431463
Yeah? NA spans 4 time zones

>> No.53432006

>>53431463
Japan. The VGs need their taste of the nippon arc

>> No.53432027

>>53431627
yeah but I thought it wouldn't be a big deal because of only 4 hours difference.

>> No.53432099

>>53432027
it can still fuck you up a bit for a couple of days, especially if your sleep schedule was shit before you moved(which of course it was, he's a streamer)

>> No.53432172

>>53432099
aha it makes sense then :0 thanks!

>> No.53432229

Is it gay if I want to fuck that twink Flayon's tight bussy?

>> No.53432239

DAD LEFT TO GET MILK AND NEVER CAME BACK

>> No.53432245

I LOVE MEN
fuck women

>> No.53432292

>>53432245
>fuck women
Yeah, that's the plan

>> No.53432305

>>53432245
I do in fact love men platonically while wanting to fuck women

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>>53432245
>>53432292
>>53432305
Based.

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>>53432292
>>53432305
BASED BASED BASED CUM IN DA HOE AND NIGERUNDAYO

>> No.53432498
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53432498

(˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1679752096638279680

>> No.53432549

I MISS MAGNI STREAMS
I MISS VESPER STREAMS

>> No.53432773

>>53432498
Imagine being his airport security, finding a dildo in his bag, taking him to the back rooms and asking him to perform with the dildo there to make sure it's not a bomb...

>> No.53432805

>>53432773
No I will not imagine thank you

>> No.53432820
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53432820

I wish to hug Axel

>> No.53432851

I don’t miss Magni.
I don’t miss Vesper.

>> No.53432942

That's it. New cover studio is getting a pipe bomb every day till I get answers.

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>>53432942
That's generous but what are they supposed to do with all those pipe bombs?

>> No.53433000

>>53432942
Both of them will resume streaming some time next week :)

>> No.53433004

>>53432498
Jeezaz, there are women who pack less shit than him

>> No.53433048

>>53433004
Trainshitxolotl still packs more shit than any of them

>> No.53433064

rape machina x flayon

>> No.53433110

hug machina x flayon

>> No.53433123

>>53433000
>:)
Please give proof why you are so sure

>> No.53433128

rape and then hug machina x flayon

>> No.53433165

raped and then hugged by machina x flayon

>> No.53433183

>>53433123
my dad works at holostars

>> No.53433207

>>53433165
machina x flayon could not rape anything i could fling that brat across the room without breaking a sweat

>> No.53433229

Hypothetically. How would you feel if you found out a hologirl used to draw stars porn before she joined?

>> No.53433237

>>53433000
Thanks for the update Bettel

>> No.53433254

>>53433229
I would not give a single shit

>> No.53433258

>>53433229
I don't feel anything for the girls

>> No.53433288

>>53433229
I hate women

>> No.53433343

>>53433229
I wouldn't care, I don't watch w*men.

>> No.53433355

>>53433229
this is /mans/ we do not have any concerns about the hologirls

>> No.53433382

>>53433229
I'd call her a fag.

>> No.53433417

>>53433229
absolute indifference

>> No.53433470
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>>53433229
Doesn't matter. I like Calliope Mori anyway.

>> No.53433499

I can't wait to see 3d maglord twerk!

>> No.53433505

>>53433207
NO I AM A SUPER BOTTOM SO FLAY CAN RAPE ME

>> No.53433536

>>53433229
>Hypothetically

>> No.53433547
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>>53433229
I still think Ame is cool

>> No.53433553

>>53433229
Depends, are you Bae or Irys?

>> No.53433563

>>53433470
Of all the ones that come to mind, Mori?
Iofi, Ollie, Ame, Bae are all more likely to have either made or consumed Stars lewds at some point

>> No.53433576

>>53433470
Wait, Calli drew this?

>> No.53433610

>>53433207
Another victim of the shounen model illusion

>> No.53433786

>>53433610
what did he mean by this?

>> No.53433829
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>>53433786

>> No.53433864

>>53433576
that IS Calli. Put on your glasses boy.

>> No.53433874

>>53433610
I'm telling you, Flayon and Altare are in cahoots. Flayon ensures Altare has a steady supply of unwitting victims that think they'll be the ones doing the raping.

>> No.53434006

>>53433874
He isn't doing a very good job in that case, his facade only works if you know nothing about him

>> No.53434013

>>53433829
not real i dont believe you

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>>53433874
>Flayon ensures Altare has a steady supply of unwitting victims that think they'll be the ones doing the raping.
Well shit guess I'm fired then

>> No.53434208

>>53433610
>>53433874
>>53434006
Where the fuck do you get this idea from?
I could easily beat the shit out of Altare and Flayon at the same time

>> No.53434283

I wish I was Axel's lil bro

>> No.53434331

>>53434208
Show us the proof big boy

>> No.53434354

I wish I was Vesper's little niece

>> No.53434356

I wish I was Axel's lil sis

>> No.53434390

>>53434331
I am like 5 foot 5 inches tall and yet could without a doubt obliterate the two of them

>> No.53434394

I wish I was Hakka's stepdad

>> No.53434409

>>53423824
makes me so sad that this song would actually be good if the chorus wasn't such a wet flap.

>> No.53434436

>>53434390
All I see is manlet rage

>> No.53434475

>>53434436
FUCK YOU IM A BIG BOY

>> No.53434543

I wish I was Jerry

>> No.53434661

>>53433229
HoloBased.

>> No.53434879

>>53433229
it depends on how good her art is and if she cares more about stars than anything else.

>> No.53434887

It must suck to get your projects axed. No wonder why Magni does not want to do creative streams anymore.

>> No.53434932

>>53433229
Don't care, I still love girls
t. lesbian holopro watcher

>> No.53435371
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53435371

Vesper

>> No.53435531

>>53434887
Stars really are the NijiEN of the Hololive Production word

>> No.53435571

>>53434932
>femoid+faggot
I’m gonna throw up

>> No.53435645

>>53435531
Stars are not the only branch to get their projects axed left and right, nijifag
Even the most subscribed holos had to really fight to get their projects finally approved

>> No.53435745

>>53434887
Too bad that didn't give him any empathy to not ruin his "friends" plans

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>>53435371
Vesper

>> No.53435906

>>53434887
It seems like he is trying to imitate kson's success without putting in any effort because he knows that magmite will move to his roommate once he graduates. It is noticeable that his content has dropped and he keeps complaining about how tired he is since he reactivated his roommate.

Fucking disgusting Asian behavior.

>> No.53435940

>>53423737
Axel’s vocal lessons? His cover with Shien? Collab with Gamma? There’s tons of stuff he’s promised and never delivered

>> No.53435943

>>53435906
magni joining vshojo? kinda cooldesu

>> No.53435967

Why has management still learned nothing? The amount of times they cancel projects only to approve them later after the talents fought for it and it actually going pretty well that you wonder why they even cancelled them in the first place? Please trust your talents more come on

>> No.53435974

>>53435943
Retard.

>> No.53436001
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53436001

>>53435806
Vesper

>> No.53436050

>>53435906
Did warn you guys months ago that his content will drop but you fujos just keep on denying.

>> No.53436087

>>53433229
Why would this make someone anything other than based?

>> No.53436089
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I messed up and didn't go to the shrine. I threw up at home instead, sorry.

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>>53436089
An ill omen indeed.

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>>53436089
Take care dude. Hope you feel better soon

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>>53436101
C'mon man.

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>>53436089
...I am scared Hope you feel better soon

>> No.53436169

>>53435906
No they won’t.

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>>53436089
Take care of yourself axelotl.

>> No.53436240

>>53432942
Kaczynskichama?!

>> No.53436248

>>53436089
Social anxiety? Just wear a cap and look down, lol

>> No.53436300

>>53436089
Reading this without any context makes me feel like I'm reading shitty ai dungeon dialog

>> No.53436302
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>>53435943
>v S H O J O
>retardchama
To be fair, Magni is a fucking slutwhore cunt disposable dutchwife anyway. He might be a good fit for Vshonen assuming Kson sucks their CEO's dick enough to make that branch

>> No.53436315

>>53436089
Just try not to shit yourself this time, ok?

>> No.53436372

hi mans why is vesper MIA again? did something happen or is he just being a schizoid? i haven't been watching him lately so idk

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Oh leader...

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>>53436372

>> No.53436398

>>53436372
We don't know any more than you do. They made some extremely vague statements and won't elaborate.

>> No.53436420

>>53436372
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1678333533650325506

No, they refuse to elaborate and no information was given by the boys.

>> No.53436423

>>53436372
Magni delivered a baby who's father is still unknown and Vesper was there to support him.

>> No.53436426

>>53436398
what statements? i just thought maybe he said something on stream beforehand or sumn

>> No.53436453
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>>53436372
Don't know, some say that he is in a chamber with his manager and being forced to finish signing the birthday goods.

>> No.53436459

>>53436420
thanku anon i hope everything resolves itself soon :(

>> No.53436487

When is the anniversary exactly? At least for Altare and Magni since Axel and Nowa debuted a day later

>> No.53436506

I can't believe I still haven't received my acrylic Magni stand and now he looks different and might stop being Magni altogether

>> No.53436513

>>53436487
22nd

>> No.53436541
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53436541

We supposed to be receiving the birthday merch, I bet this is the reason why they are being forced to go hiatus.

>> No.53436545

>>53436513
22 and 23 then? thank you, I wasn't sure.

>> No.53436573

>>53436541
That makes no sense but sure, let's go with that logic. Why is Magni gone too?

>> No.53436593

>>53436573
burnt out + really fucking tired + toe surgery

>> No.53436597
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HE DID IT~!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14fvzONgOuU

>> No.53436598

>>53436541
>Duplicated foil-stamped autograph

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>>53436573
Probably this too

>> No.53436631

>>53436598
>and "message"
Fucking vesper must have autism to put different messages on the post cards.

>> No.53436660

>>53436372
>schizoid
No anon. It's full blown schizophrenia again.

>> No.53436669

>>53435943
They aren’t popular enough to get poached by vshojo and vshojo is basically fucked anyway

>> No.53436724

>>53436631
Would he also change his autograph to make sure every postcard gets a unique autograph?
>Fuck, I ran out of ideas on how to make my autograph a little different.
>I guess I will run off to the forest so I can avoid this work.
>https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1678333533650325506

>> No.53436764

>>53436541
Weird cope, that doesn't explain the stopping of activities. There were already talents who did stream/twitter space of them signing merchs before, basically just a free talk with extra steps. But whatever makes you sleep at night I guess

>> No.53436806

>>53436724
That’s what they get for hiring a vampire

>> No.53436844

>>53436597
Comfy setup

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>>53436724
>Manager: Vesper, how many times do we have to tell you that you do not have to give every postcard super unique messages and autographs...
>Manager: You also didn't have to do the karaoke... Please come back

>> No.53436903

What could be the most sensible reason for them both to go on hiatus, besides either of them getting pregnant?

>> No.53436911

>>53436764
>that doesn't explain the stopping of activities
Well, based on my experiences, it happened to other Hololive talents before.

>> No.53436941

>>53436903
They both went into a months long xiaolin monk meditative retreat to give thanks for the new models hololive gave them.

>> No.53436944

>>53436903
I wouldn't call it a hiatus because if they did, Twitter would mention it. My only guess is whatever they were cooking, Magni needed more time to focus on the anniversary and he stepped away from his account so as to not give anything away. He let the other boys handle the teasing.

And those plans involve Vesper somehow someway.

>> No.53436960

>>53436911
Which?

>> No.53436981

>>53436724
For Magni I guess he wants to change the invitation card design >>53436606
>This design is too simple I want to redesign it
>Forgets about it and went to an anime convention
>Manager: Where is the design change you wanted?
>https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1678333533650325506

>> No.53436991

>>53436944
i like this one better
>>53436941

>> No.53436993

>after magnis last collab with that clique nijinigger vesper hops on their discord call
>they discuss trade secrets
>manesan finds out about possible leaking of company information
>they are put on lockdown

>> No.53436997

>>53436960
Mori, Coco and Lamy.

>> No.53437020

>>53436993
in that case Cover Corp twitter should've tweeted it but they didn't

>> No.53437026

>>53436903
Contract negotiations

>> No.53437029

i miss vesper's japan arc

>> No.53437033

>>53436911
>based on my experiences
Your experiences? Like your own reality shared with no one else?

>> No.53437072

magni and vesper and niggers and they should be terminated for continuously disappointing fans

>> No.53437078

Whatever the reasons are for their "break", I hope it's for a good reason. I am worried that if it was for a bullshit reason it would ruin their motivation to continue or give effort, especially Vesper's...

>> No.53437079

>>53437020
I’m just shitposting, there’s a lot of holes in that theory (like who on earth snitched to manechan)

>> No.53437101

>>53436997
Well if we're talking holo EN/JP girls then their limited merch have way more stock compared to stars/ID...

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>>53437033
No, I even got Coco's custom signed postcard with me to prove it, she mentioned it on stream that she literally forced to stop streaming just to get the goods done.

>> No.53437173

>>53437146
Vesper's merch doesn't have a custom signature or message

>> No.53437189
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53437189

I miss Magni so much it's embarrassing how much I miss an internet anime boy please come back I'll never complain about your 1 and a half hour streams ever again please if there's no new updates about the situation next week I'm going to lose it

>> No.53437198

>>53437173
He does. Refer to here >>53436541

>> No.53437264

>>53437198
>duplicated

>> No.53437281

>>53437198
>duplicated foil-stamped autograph and message
Nowhere there does say it's a handwritten autograph and message.
It's printed, they do not need Vesper for that.

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>>53437264
Look closely

>> No.53437321

>>53437198
>>53437287
what the fuck, how many people ordered the complete set?

>> No.53437328

>>53437287
Yeah, a generic one that they stamp on the card

>> No.53437356

>>53437189
stay strong magmite

>> No.53437389

>>53437356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw8N81RN1dE

>> No.53437394

>>53437328
Might be unique message with printed signature

>> No.53437423

>>53437189
Rewatch VODs

>> No.53437437

>>53437287
holy retard

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>>53437437

>> No.53437653

>>53437394
The wording is identical to Magni and Axel’s birthday sets. Its just an ordinary printed message and signature like any other holopro merch. The rrat in this direction that I would potentially believe is that Vesper hasn’t handed in the template yet due to being menhera about what to say to the fans. Magni’s bday had the debut AWOO meme on it that hit kinda cringe after the fulfilment period took so long and he’d moved on from it.

>> No.53437792

>>53423737
I'm still waiting for my JP homework voice scenario

>> No.53437905

I've spent so much money on fan merch this month I don't know if I'm going to afford ohmonah and the anni merch... and I want to buy 2 sets at least

>> No.53438007

>>53437905
Sell your body.

>> No.53438050

>>53437534
Anon do you really think they hand-wrote each letters by themselves

>> No.53438139

>>53437905
stop buying shit you won't care about in 5 months tops

>> No.53438184

>>53438050
Anon just because you don't put any effort into your life doesn't mean others do the same in theirs

>> No.53438232

Axel punchline anon here. I've just received word from a friend that Axel's hunt for the punchline continued in her dream last night. Amazing.

>> No.53438311

>>53438050
Why not? I remember seeing a mori tweet saying that she was signing shit for 4 hours and she was only a 1/6 done with everything or something crazy like that. I don't think the boys really have to sign that many stuff anyway, i am sure they could get it done in a day or 2 if they really try hard.

>> No.53438326

>>53438184
Holy retard

>> No.53438328

>>53438050
Let her cook anon it's funnier reading all the different versions of cope lmao

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Elope rrat has more legs than stuck signing shit, dead hours are for horny posting not retarded rrats

>> No.53438584

>>53438139
for real, i regret buying merch so much. the shit from birthday sets i can use or upcycle at least, but the fucking keychains and stands i have no idea what to do with. gonna keep them in my drawer to collect dust forever i guess

>> No.53438602
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>>53437534
Just checked the store link and from this picture it clearly says
>duplicated foil-stamped autograph and message
So no, they are not gonna do it by hands for each postcard. Also if he IS gonna do it by hand anyway, still doesn't explain why Vesper himself can't just tweet the reason instead of making the management put out that statement that did more harm than good

>> No.53438613

Hey faggots. Hakkamama's big pechugonas.

>> No.53438661
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53438661

dead hours is Morf LeRosh hours :3

>> No.53438675

>>53437905
I've been budgeting to get Vesper's ohmonah hoodie and bag, but if he graduates I'm just gonna use that money to buy booze and get shit faced instead

>> No.53438697

you’re wasting precious moments of your life you’ll never get back entertaining an anons ridiculous rrat

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>>53437189
If he was going on an actual vacation, I would be completely unbothered not seeing him for a couple weeks. But this ominous uncertainty without knowing if/when he'll be back is a different story.

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>>53438675
same wtf im gonna go on an alcoholic bender

>> No.53438755

>>53438697
Naw, I'm thinking about hakkamama's honkers. Would you like to think about LATAM tits with me?

>> No.53438766

>>53437905
>2 sets of Ohmonah and anni
Maybe just buy 1?

>> No.53438772

>>53438755
kek
life well spent

>> No.53438818

>>53438697
I already precious moments fapping to cuckshit, don't tell me what to do

>> No.53438821

>>53438602
Even if it's not hands signed, it's a unique message, right?

>> No.53438832

>>53438697
I'm already wasting it watching skibidi toilet

>> No.53438843

>>53438755
are latam tits that great? asking as someone from there

>> No.53438873

>>53438843
They are great if it's from Hakka's mother

>> No.53438874

I’m thinking of Altare honkers

>> No.53438888

>>53438050
Hololive does this (See >>53437146), I am not sure about Holostars.

>> No.53438931

>>53438050
in the case of axel and magni, the messages are the same but they are handwritten.
same situation with the guild cards.

>> No.53438932

>>53438874
>Altare
>Honkers
Nigguh where

>> No.53438938

Ayyy, we got the exoprimal perms. Hakka really wanted to play that one

>> No.53438987

>>53438931 (me)
to clarify, the notes are handwritten but printed on

>> No.53438991

>>53438938
>Wonder what's it about
>It's essentially Halo but with Dinosaurs
>Get excited so I check the steam store
>It's 60 dollars
I hate this.

>> No.53439089

Now that I think about it, doesn't Bettel sound like Plankton?

>> No.53439092

>>53438991
Just get it on gamepass don't waste money

>> No.53439099

>>53438719
I mean he seems to be physically fine Magmite

>> No.53439130

>>53439099
he is fine but he hates us and streaming and tempus and will never post again as magni

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