/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my wife

Gura cute Gura cute!

Wife soon?

>>53397655
Anon the video was literally posted in these threads

>>53399039
the real treasure of the sea!

I am sexually attracted to Gawr Gura.

>>53399083
what are you talking about? There is no video of Gura masturbating sadly.

I went to a local place to get onigiri so I could jokingly post an image here and they were actually out of stock. I thought it was funny and decided just to get nigiri instead

>>53399062
>NaY
What did the artist mean by this?

>>53399226
No the viral instagram video of someone using a massage gun in the same way Gura described.

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

>>53399062
UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ToT

>>53399252
>meant to write nya but baby therefore can't spell
is my interpretation of it

I love my wife so much!!

ordered my pillow gonna be here tomorrow now just gotta wait for the gura daki

>>53399083
I want to believe that's still one of her personal methods, using the massage gun to vibrate her finger, that she wasn't just talking about eggs and no I will not take my meds

>>53399336
that's why she's sad

>>53399245
man i miss shopping in LA. Went to Marukai and they had every Japanese thing under the sun.
Went back home and now i'm lucky to even find pocky.

>>53399621
>no japs posted gura daki yet
Still gonna be a while it seems

Gura delayed the daki to time up with being done recording and having lots of time to stream.

>>53399700
>Everyone told me LA was terrible and that I would hate it and die
>Spent a week there and I loved it and kind of want to live there now

Bcak after a double shift, what was the threads reaction when Gura hard confirmed in japan?

>>53399700
>>53399979
Did you guys hook up any fembuds?

I'm in love with this silly little womanchild and I love it! Gura!

do you think gura would be disgusted if I goomed on her armpit

>>53399979
I couldn't stand the city before going, and while I would probably go back if it was for another short length of time, I still want nothing to do with the place.

>>53400079
bae confirmed it at like 2AM ET. also it wasnt hard to guess that from her tweet

>>53400079
that it would be nice if she told us herself instead of always having to rely on other people for any kind of update about her.

>>53400452
She did tell us herself. Her tweets about smelling ocean and onigiri are her way of doing that.

>>53400541
she was at home during her recent stream

Does Bae live in Japan now?

>>53400582
This guy made this post >>53345250

>>53400582
prove it, you can't, she could have been in japan I don't actually care, just posting this to complete the argument loop and serve as a good example for >>53400079, this whole chain so far is a very good summary

>>53400705
she mentioned her new setup

Why do I keep getting recommended Gura's member streams?

>>53400705
Actually I made that post, and while I was wrong about her being in Japan yesterday she absolutely was home for her streams. She talked about her fixed setup and even Gura isn't cute enough to ignore physics during the powerwash collab where she wasn't having ping issues. Just like how Bae and Ina just got back, Gura must have traveled after the Myth collab at the beginning of the week

Gura basically told us she'd be going back to Japan by saying she'd be busy + the onigiri tweet.

>>53400935
Also the planned senpai date.

>>53400935
Massive cope. She still never said it and we still had to rely on others to confirm it.

>>53400783
youtube wants you to watch them

>>53400850
I'm not saying you're right or wrong about where she was when she streamed, but you also called people retards and confidently stated that she was home RIGHT NOW as recently as last night. So what I am saying is, you're way too confident in things that you don't really know for a fact one way or the other, and you should just stop being that confident in general, on account of being blatantly wrong.

>>53400993
I can't watch them though since I'm not a member.

>>53400783
I think it's because I look at timestamps often. I never click vod recommendations or watch entire vods.

shes signing the limited merch cards + doing myth 3d stuff

>>53400783
>OOOAAOAAAAA
What happens in member streams?

Gura is mogu moguing on Shion's magic cunny.

ina (has limited merch to sign)
kiara (has limited merch to sign)
bae (has limited merch to sign)
gura (has limited merch to sign)
literally all makes sense
wake up sheeple

>>53401090
Then become a member

>>53401113
They're not going to make her sign cards in Japan. She can do that fine from her own home.

>>53401186
It all makes sense now.. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND THIS ENTIRE TIME?!

>>53401204
They need to keep a close eye on her so she doesn't "Gura Gura" again because that caused dishonor upon Cover Corporation and is wholly unacceptable

>>53401186
theyre all the same person jesus christ, what, I have been enlightened

>>53400998
Except that everything up until that tweet still points to her being home during the streams, which was the main thing I was arguing. The statement of her being home when she sent it yesterday was only based on it being 4 in the morning in Japan, and is not an unreasonable to think it was just a funny daytime thought vs her stealth being in Japan again. Being wrong on a new part of the argument doesn't change everything up to that point, and I will continue to call people that believed she didn't return home between these two trips a retard because she absolutely did.

Why do I sometimes get notifications my comment has been liked, but look and nothing has changed?

Please call me a retard.

>>53401651
Maybe someone accidentally liked your comment while scrolling, then unliked it.

>>53401651
Probably unliked it again, because it was accidental. I do that sometimes

>>53401373
but that makes it even more special..

>>53401651
It's odd that people don't use this to troll. Just like and unlike a bunch of comments to spread low-grade misery as people check notifications and find nothing.

>>53401517
while I agree I'd still like to believe this has been one long trip, because that's what, basically a full day of transit from hotel to between airports to home? then just going right back a couple days later? she's gotta be fucking dead

>>53401793
Tell me, have you seen a single Gura Gura card?
I haven't. Because Cover forced her to re-sign the necessary ones so that the mistake could be swept under the rug.

>>53401916
No, but I wish they let her keep them.

>>53401916
Yeah, they must have made her get rid of them. It's sad, because I'm sure people who got them would have been very happy.

>>53401916
Gura thought they were sent out though. They must have quietly trashed them without telling her anything.

I'm hungry.. but I'm lazy and don't wanna eat..

>>53402240
Don't you have onigiri still, Gura?

>>53402240
Do it for Gura.

>>53402240
Gura please...

>>53402240
You don't have mutliple foodstuffs around for this situation? Open a can of soup, even the laziest most depressed person can do that.

>>53400783
Ryanchama

>>53401658
Retard

>>53401864
Saying up all hours of the night is just as bad for her health as having to make those long flights back to back, and honestly if she paid enough for tickets the flights might be long but shouldn't be terrible comfort wise. It's shitty for Cover to make her go back and forth so soon though, and I hope this is the last trip for a while. Not just because we'll get more streams when she's home but also for her health too.

What if Cover simply built a pneumatic tube in the ocean to suck Gura back and forth

>>53401916
>Tell me, have you seen a single Gura Gura card?
How many limited edition cards do you think she signed? I thought the number people speculated last year was 2000 total limited sets sold, but that number could be wrong. She probably signed around 5-10 as Gura Gura, and I would say absolutely 20 max before noticing and sending that tweet. I saved every single signature image I could into a folder from the first limited batch and only ended up with around 65. You would think if someone actually got one they would put the picture online but because of how few there were, if they were sent out it shouldn't be a surprise no images surfaced of them

>>53403009
gura would break it and end up stuck in th emiddle of the ocean with her fatass tail cloging it

>>53403013
Every time I see an image like this I can feel my heart rate increase just from seeing how tiny she is

>>53403031
last year 2000
this year its only 1000

>>53403013
I'M IN

>>53403013
I want to hug her so bad, among other things but I'm a bit afraid of actually breaking her when I do.

I need a fembud in my life.

I need to breed her.

>>53403414
manlet

>>53403543
>finally befriend fembud
>she lives in fucking hong kong
never gonna make bros

>>53403414
smol or fembud?

>>53402475
I only have canned beans

>>53404082
Eat the beans. Gura does that too you're just like her.

>>53404181
alright

do you think gura gets depressed after eating japanese food and coming home to her canned beans and other sad foods

A woman that finds fart jokes funny? That's not an adult. That's a child.

>>53400766
She talked about moving to Japan. That or she got her a new gaming laptop and took her Microphone with her and is using one of there GoXLR's or got another one to take with her. You guys need to think had she left she would have had to be back in Japan in less then a week or just got back and it would cost her more money to do that then to just stay in Japan and then fly back after the recordings are done. Why pay thousands for a ticket every time when its cheaper to stay for a month or 2 in Japan do the work Hololive needs of you and then to pay out the ass to fly out every time.

>>53405337
T u T

>>53405146
staff feeds her good so yeah

>>53405146
No, one thing she said she missed after the first JP trip was the food at home

>>53405146
She should just move to Japan. It would probably fix a lot of her problems

>>53405146
She could get better food at home if she wanted to. It's probably not as "clean" as Japanese food since they don't put sugar and tons of chemicals in it, but still.

>>53405487
>thousands
Anon it's not costing her that much, and she wouldn't have been so upset about the stream cutting out if she was talking about some JP setup.
>talked about moving to Japan
She also said she was homesick after the first trip, she's never going to live in Japan.

I wish Gura would tell us about what delivery she's getting. You know she eats it a lot but she's scared to tell us about it.

>>53405774
Trust me it cost me and Gura the same to fly to Japan and that is from LA so trust me when I say it's more. If she is having to fly out that much I just really hope that she gets reimbursed for the fights she paid for since it's her work needing her.

>>53405146
no Gura doesn't eat horribly, she probably just buys the overpriced bento at the grocery which isn't half bad just expensive as ass

I wish Gura would tell us if her cunny is shaved, bald or hairy. That will end this endless debate over here once and for all.

>>53406141
Kiara wanted to wax Gura so what does that tell you?

I wish gura would stream

hey

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura has beans in her butt

>>53406141
What debate? She's bald, she already told us so.
>>53406195
Fuck off hairfag.

>>53406002
ESLchama...

if Gura showed me her pussy and it had hair I wouldn't since I'm bald

>>53406347
M RT

>>53406337
Gura does NOT have a prostate

>>53406347
M

>>53406347
M

>>53406232
she probably streamed a couple times today

>>53406350
Timestamp?

>>53406347
M

>>53406350
>She's bald, she already told us so.
not a hairfag, but when did she say that?

>>53406578
Newfag.

>>53406347
M

>>53406347
M

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>53406347
M

>>53406347
M

>>53407002
why is she like this

>>53407417
autism, but I love that about her

If Gura wasn't bald down there would you make her wax or shave?

>>53407694
Laser removal

>>53407694
Neither, I would leave her with a bushy pucci.

>>53407598
CUTE
need more of this

>>53407598
what are they doing

>>53408224
She is too shy to do that. The only one who gets to see her down there is her gynaecologist

>>53407694
sex until hair is removed

>>53408392
being autistic

>>53408823
I will simply learn how to do it to a professional level and perform it for her

>>53406347
M

>>53408392
forming a pact that shall bind their eternal souls

how tight is gura pussy?

>>53409347
approximately 1,086 bar

PANKO MANKO

>>53409458
wrong thread

>>53409347
less than panko manko

>>53399979
It's only small areas of larger cities in the westcoast thst are major crime dumps. The thing I hate about living here is the cost. Buying a home is out of the question and my rent is 3k a month.

>>53408823
If it took her this long to visit a regular doctor, I imagine she's too afraid to go to a gynaecologist

>>53407694
I'd prefer that but if she didn't want to I wouldn't really mind either way.

>>53409347
Gorilla grip

>>53409915
cute feet

>>53409745
Her mother probably made her go visit one at least a few times

>>53409915
Has anyone drawn Gura totally as a beetle? Since she seems to like it so much

>>53406629
At some point a while ago she said something about how the only hair she has in on her head. I wasn't able to find a timestamp, but I do remember it.

>>53407694
I would certainly encourage it. And I'm pretty sure she'd want to do it anyways if she wasn't already. I bet she likes being smooth.

>>53411060

>>53410426
Hmm makes sense

Anything cool happening?

I miss Gura's karaoke

>>53410852
do you remember what stream it was? It might be in my timestamps folder, but it's gonna take a while if I only look for the word "hair"

Shark cute!

>>53408392
training to kick your ass

>>53412112
it's a 2020 superchat reading when she was in full lorefag mode. not really relevant to reality

>chumbud complains on /pcg/ about our "panda girl" being SPAMMED here
>come to /ggg/
>there's only 1 post and a half in the whole thread, most likely done by the anti who targeted her

Why are you so bothered? She's adorable, you better give her a chance instead of complaining. And she's a chumbud too, stop being so fucking anal about irrelevant stuff.

>>53412313
Oh yeah? Whats her chumbie level?

>>53412313
Anon, the guy that posted it here is probably the same guy that's shitting up /pcg/.

>>53412313
I only watch Gura. You have to be retarded to waste your time on non naked female streamers.

>>53412313
weird falseflag

>>53412313
>shitposter comes to /ggg/ to post about panda girl
>shitposter comes to /pcg/ falseflagging as a chumbud complaining about /pcg/ spamming the panda girl in /ggg/
>You are here

>>53412376
She's been streaming for a year and she's gonna celebrate it in 2 days. As far as I know she membered Gura with her chuuba account when she first came back in December, I wouldn't know about her personal one.

>>53412313
we can't control what 2 retards do
try to not blame entire threads on things

>>53412529
Wait, I just realized that poster wasn't a new ip so it might be:
>shitposter comes to /ggg/ to post about panda girl
>shitposter comes to /pcg/ falseflagging as a chumbud complaining about /pcg/ spamming the panda girl in /ggg/
>shitposter goes back to /ggg/ to talk about his own posts /pcg/
>You are here

I miss Guurra

>>53406347
M

>>53412247
https://youtu.be/xo3z5bEYTE8?t=5947
this?

>>53412804
I'm a chumbud too maybe? Of course I wouldn't be a fucking new IP. If I wasn't I wouldn't even bother to check the thread.

>>53413044
Yes.

>>53413044
>I'm not bald stop it
Powerful soundpost material.

Stinky fembuds.

>>53412658
what's her name?

>>53413100
Why would you need to specify that you came to /ggg/ if you were already here? Your post reads like you're trying to convince yourself that's the reason.

>>53413044
Oh man, that awkward laughing she does every like every other word. I don't miss it, but it makes me nostalgic at the same time.

>>53413530
Because I was in /pcg/ at that moment? Holy shit are you brain damaged or what

I'm just thinking of Gura.

>>53412247
yeah, it's just kayfabe
I know that strays into le cartoon shark argument territory but as far as appearance goes she's obviously gonna say that because her live2d clearly does not have hairy legs or anything

>>53413717
>Not browsing multiple threads at the same time
low skill

>>53413784
I'm old please understand

>>53413752
She's still bald, anti.

oh no no no, bush buds what's this?
https://litter.catbox.moe/aandqj.png

>>53414146
don't expose my wife like that

>>53414146
dinner

>>53414146
I need it! Just a taste, miss, please...

>>53414146
gura manko

are we still cool?

>>53414332
p... m....

>>53414332
>manko
>rude japanese slang meaning cunt
Don't call it a cunt. That's rude.

I want Gura to cover an inabakumori song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5hScSFkib4

>>53414146

>>53414146
Great, what am I supposed to do with this diamond hard erection?
You had better take responsibility.

>>53415903
This should help

>>53415903
Goom to shark tail

>>53415978
Oh wow, I remember making this when I was first figuring out stable diffusion. Funny how the monstrosity generations are usually the most memorable.

>>53415978

>>53416230
ai art is currently good for 2 things: funny monstrosities and mass producing porn.

Gura about to make some more shark juice
https://litter.catbox.moe/0ju8ld.jpeg

>>53415043
ye

>>53416402
I need it

>>53416402
Wow her pants seem pretty tight.

>>53414146
UOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

Gura only has eyes for me. Sorry guys.

>>53416402

she'll stream this weekend right?

>>53417268
Possible, but not too likely since she's still in Japan.

>>53417000
That reminds me, I'm amazed Gura still isn't able to remember the difference between uvula and vulva. Is she dyslexic?

>>53417410
Anon... she's joking...

>>53417466
Is she? That's what I thought at first too, but this is Gura we're talking about...

>>53417466
Anon, I...

>>53417617
Anon... can't tell when his oshi is joking...

is there an actual gura onahole

>>53417650
Anon...can't tell when her oshi is serious...

>>53417711
yes its name is gura

>>53417711
if only

>>53417711
The king of /ggg/ hasn't been around lately.

shower shark
https://files.catbox.moe/rl4bgg.png

>>53415508
Me too Aqua me too...

I will never forgive Gura for not dancing to treasure box but letting some man do it in her model.

>>53418047

>>53417711
This should get you pretty close.
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/sujiman-kupa-lolinco-virgo

>>53418047
>He unironically masturbated to a 3D live.
>He masturbated to a man.
All on you bud. Kek

squish

>>53417882
booba too big

Thinking of grooming a fembud.

>>53418310
no

WIFE TWEET

>>53418315
Go for it anon. Fembuds exist for chumbuds to practice on for the real thing.

WIFEEEEEE

>>53418392
yes

WIIIIIIIFE

>>53417878
we've lost so many ritual posters this year...

Gura on lunch break

I think she's saying she wants to smell us.

Stinky

>making a big deal out of reply tweets

>>53418586
every drop of Gura activity is a big deal, especially at this point

>>53418586
>t. Stinky

I can't believe this bitch though we'd be happy to hear her say that she washed her fucking hoodie what a fucking bitch I WANTED TO SMELL THAT

SHE MET LAPLUS

>>53418586
Bro are you serious? What are you even doing here?

>>53418586
based newfag

>>53418712

>>53418047
Proof which thread?

>disney La+ like
She met Lapu before Shion...

she really likes this outfit

Gura, Shion and Laplus need to do an offcollab together

>>53418712
The cunny singularity will happen.

>>53419000
My penis would not survive

>>53418730
>>53418767
it's actually frowned upon in the japanese community to reply to reply tweets and make a fuss over them

Why do you instantly jump to conclusion that she met La+ just becsuse of one twitter like?

>FAT SHARK BUTT
>FAT SHARK TAIL
>FRAGRANT SHARK SCENT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53419154

>>53419000
in the shower

>>53419181
The same happened for the Okayu date. She liked Okayu and Korone tweets on the morning of the date

>>53419341
She's also liked Shion art a few times the past couple of days. As far as we know they haven't met yet. Hopefully soon, though,

>>53419154
here's my reaction to that information

>>53419181
It makes my penis hard

>>53419434
Talking on discord is just as good for our purposes. Imagine the cross language discord sex.

Cute Council likes

https://twitter.com/_magui3/status/1679558254102458368
Gura horny for council

>>53418712
Sorry I was the one that took this picture.

https://twitter.com/_magui3/status/1679558254102458368
She just liked this. Gura must be watching the relay while masturbating.

It's funny how Irys has basically just become part of Council

>>53419691
It's better that way. Cover making her do things alone is fucking retarded

Can we get another global pandemic so Gura will stream

Hm, I see why Gura liked this

>>53419757
True. I always felt bad her she's just by herself. Didn't they imply at one point there would be more added to project Hope? Or was that wild speculation?

>>53419884
gura is peeping on the girls while they change into their mocap suits

>>53420051
They aren't in Japan.

Does this mean it's okay to goom to Council and la+ tonight? She didn't give any Gura goom perms.

Gura loves booba and so do I.

>>53419203
you didn't know?

>>53420208
You can't goom until Gura comes and unlocks your chastity belt.

>>53420340
That's what the goom perms are for.

>>53420340
Excuse you, I'm the keyholder in my and Gura's relationship

>>53420340
The Empress protects!

>>53421115
Don't kid yourself, your tiny keyhole is made for Gura's big meaty shark keys

realistically speaking. I have a better chance with Gura than any of you in this thread.

>>53421493
True, I'm going for fembuds anyway.

I'm liking this true unity arc (holo idols)

>>53421493
You wish.

>>53421550
Go for them on discord none of the ones here want anything to do with you.

>>53421493
no you don't, i do

>>53421493
All of you say this, but its never true.

>>53422040
Because it's actually me!

>>53422040
It's true if you believe it to be true.

>>53421620
Are you a fembud?

>>53422194
Gura is my loving wife.
Wow, it really worked! Thanks anon!

>>53422583
UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ToT

Gura is ugly.

Gura is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

>>53422865
Absolute worst post ever made across every single /ggg/ thread.
Congratulations, you managed to make the absolute worst most vile post ever written down in this threads entire history.
Are you proud about your actions?

Random thought here. If Gura is part shark and anime girl. Does that mean her urethra and anus are just there for sexual pleasure?!?! Becuz sharks do the pee pee poo poo through their skin. Does that also mean she constantly smell like shit? Does that mean she's by far the most disgusting anime character of all time? Cuz she would be 8k years old and would have ate and shit God knows how many times through her skin. When she did that Wii Fit thing, did she piss through her skin instead of sweating? Does this mean she cools her body off by pissing herself? Does this mean Gura needs to clarify wtf is going on? Or am I over thinking or smth.

gura is a shark

>>53423661

>>53423107
shes got a big noggin and bad teeth

>>53423547
time to put you in your place, you smug brat!

>>53423726
Gura's teeth are perfect and I want them dug deeply into my flesh

>>53423805
same desu

Gura met La+

July 14th is shark awareness day
be aware of shark

>>53423972
Proof?

What are the parts of Gura's body you find the sexiest?

gura met me

>>53424216
Her vocal chords, and her brain.

Gura met my penis

>>53424216
In order from sexiest to not quite as sexy but still very sexy
Face
Cunny
Chest
Butt
Feet

>>53424216
Tummy, tail, thighs, forehead

>>53424216
her hands and her feet
and her nose

>>53424420
Oh yeah, place tail between cunny and chest

>>53424476
Based forehead artisan.

>>53424216
Yes

>>53424216
The part names Gura

>>53424216
Gills
Face
Tail
Thighs
that part where the pubic region joins with the belly
etc.

do you think gura plays with her nibbles while masturbationg

>>53424889

fat

shark

tail

>>53425134

Gura is a harlot. T u T

CoPE are selling plushies they should have sold last year. I guess the dino Gura really fucked with cover hard and that is why everything is plushies now

need this
https://files.catbox.moe/cxozyx.png

>>53423805
Her twitter likes

>>53425615
Plushies are the most desirable merch.

>>53425615
No one is beating Dino Gura's selling