/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

she doesn't play smash bros. anon, im sorry to break it to you.

>>she showered
>WHOOOOOOOOORE I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATED HER

The musky smell... all down the drain.

>>5323105
Who?

>>5324085
______(You)______

>>5323105
Is that bad?

>>5323105
Bea, go back to the main thread. jfc.

>>5323105
Bea is so cute I want to be her wife

I want to mating press bea until she's stinky again.

father's day is coming up and she needs to spend the day with her children's father

>>5336351
She won’t let him see the kids… this damn kuso bear…

>>5323105
>>5323956
Shower water in the merch store

>>5323105
She didn't shower, she took a bath

>>5323105
OP... that is NOT how you start a /yah/ thread

I think about it often. Her sweaty unwashed cunny marinating on her desk chair. Then when she gets drunk and goes to pee it gets even more aromatic. Mmm it must taste so heavenly. The saltiness and bitterness. Mixed with the sweetness from when she gets a little horny on stream… haa… haa…

>>5336761
all the better to hide from the bear

>>5336761
OP here. This was meant to be a post in the last thread but I messed up somehow and made a thread. I tried to delete it but I couldn’t. It was just meant to be a shitpost and it didn’t get pruned so uhhh stealth yah thread I guess? Sorry gomen

>>5336974
cute dad

Be careful who you called ugly in elementary school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGABakxauJE

>>5323775
so much for being a professional groomer

Remember when she used to be cute and funny? Now she's just a leaf pandering bear

>>5337895
Just block that guy on Twitter it’s not hard

>>5337895
day of the rake soon, fellow stalker

>>5337895
found the thread already, bea? sasuga

>>5337145
reminds me of chima

Will father's day end well or will /yah/ be in flames by the time the stream is over?

what the hell has happened this time

are we going to make a proper thread

>>5338541
Stealth /yah/ helps keeps schizos away

>>5338403
The only way that stream ends is with tears and the only question is who's gonna be the one crying. I'm still holding out hope for an excel spreadsheet/cringe DM review.

>>5338583
>1 hour stream
Not expecting anything that takes time.

>>5338583
I will probably end crying while Bea is just being herself

>>5338541
yes

I think I'm actually falling in love. Maybe it's already too late. The distance between us just amplifies my feelings for her because over the internet you never really know who somebody is, and I can imagine her as being perfect to fill in all the blanks. It hurts to think that she might not even be real, and just a made up personality to entertain, shit she could even despise me if she ever actually acknowledged my existence in the first place. I always try and call out to her in the chat with sweet messages, compliments, and a cute emote, but she doesn't respond. I've never even been in love with a real girl let alone a girl on the internet so my heart never knows how to feel recently because this kind of relationship isn't natural and my body only feels sick when I think about it. God fucking damn it I hate this feeling of hopelessness I got since finding out about her, but I can't live without the butterflies she gives me every time I see her. She's amazing, talented, cool, cute, and we'll never EVER be together. Every stream I tune in to find out more about her, I spam F5 on Twitter in case something new appears, I browse the thread and get super defensive when others criticize her. It's fucked, I'm fucked, I just wanted to have fun watching a vtuber, not get catapulted between heaven and hell every few hours. Go ahead and laugh, call me whatever, turn me into pasta, but I can't even deny at this point that I love Chihiro. No this is not a joke. Beatani already has so many established and dedicated fans I know there's no chance with her, so this just kind of happened. I used to love Bea, but as time went on and I learned more and more, I had a change of heart. They say if your love is real you'd never fall in it again, so I accept it, sad as it is. Even if she isn't real I think that would be fine, maybe even better for me because I'd at least know the truth and just fucking kill myself. I hope this post doesn't negatively impact Beatani in any way but I feel like this had to come out, and I know I'm not the only one feeling this way.

>>5338741
ogey

>>5338741
rumor says chihiro gonna appear next stream

I have a bad feeling

>>5338741
>but I can't even deny at this point that I love Chihiro
This is where I stopped reading

I like Bea because she is a funny and interesting person, the horny posting and menhera attacks are just a bonus, but not the real reason why I enjoy her content and watch her streams.

>>5338938
Live SEX tonight NTR tanoshimi

>>5339211
Agreed! BEA LOVE

>>5339211
I love Beatani!

>>5339211
she managed to finish one game now, she's getting better I think.

When are we going to send Beatani anonymous love letters?

>>5339996
I'm waiting for this but I don't want her to read them

>>5339950
Hey, she finished ao oni too I think. Two games!

When is Beatani going to sleep?

>>5339211
This can't be said enough, sometimes I feel like the kuso bear thinks that we only watch her because we want to see her self destruction

>>5340010
on stream*

>>5340010
They'd be anonymous, nothing to fear.

>>5340041
Yeah, she really can't understand that some people just like her for who she is. This is the internet, we're all weirdos here.

at least put /yah/ in thread name you faggot OP

>>5323775
I thought the dirty ones were the yu gi oh players

>>5340041
This.
I'm worried that she think that we see her as some zoo exhibit.
I just want to play minecraft with her and dads and chill

>>5340494
someone please make the cube server already, I'm begging.

>>5340443
The op fucked up with his posting and wanted to make this in the /yah/ thread. Now that the thread's gone. dads are treating it as a stealth /yah/ instead of letting it fall into the void.

>>5340494
I hate Minecraft and I'm not gonna pretend I don't just to please her but at the same time if she enjoys it I hope she has fun playing with other dads and/or streaming it.

I love bea, because of her I want to have a real daughter

>>5340899
me too
with bea

>>5340443
Give dad a break, he is doing his best.

>>5340930
no, he is cringe and deserves the pichu treatment

>>5340921
can I have a daughter with your future daughter

>>5339211
Bea is good.

>>5341065
no she is mine too

>>5341053
God yes please

>>5341104
good...

>>5341104
Good...

>>5323105
>>5311071
Bea
I hate bea
Fucking shit bear
Terrible daughter
Gachikai daughter
She should take a vacation to Aokigahara to hang around
Shit bear

if replacement timestamp anon is her
just remove the links and only add the timestamps
that should unfilter your comment and make it visible since it’s still not showing up for me

>>5340648
Where were you anon? We literally have one. Anyone from /vt/ can join, even Bea!

>>5341104
Good...

>>5341065
Bea's dad becoming Bea's son in law!

>>5341104
This image still turns me on.

>>5340041
Negative opinions will always have more weight than the positive ones. You can receive plenty of genuine love by your fans, but you will most likely think more about those weird comments about how much they want to smell your stinky panties and drink your pee, because you are a fucking weirdo and you will enjoy it too.
Shitposting is fun and the bear is a fucking pro doing it, but it can easily give her the wrong impression about why we like her, and that's not a good thing at all

At the end of the day the only one who can help Bea is Bea herself, she needs to keep growing as a vtuber and as a person. The only thing that we can do for her is keep supporting her, and of course calling her out on her bullshit if she throws a new menhera attack

>>5341245
I want /yah/craft, not /vt/craft

>>5340041
I once mentioned she probably dismisses genuine opinions about her as a person because she things we either talk about the moving vtuber avatar and not her real self, or because she thinks we are kimo ota.

I only watch Bea because I want to have sex with her

>>5341504
This

I know it was just a joke but here's my love letter. I really love this bear.

I have fear of missing out on live streams. Moreso than with anyone else I ever watched. I feel like it is just extra special to be there. I know I am acting a bit menhera but I just want to make memories with my daughter while I can.

>>5341928
DM it. trust me.

>>5341928
>hearth
blew it

>>5341928
now nut on it and take a picture to show true love

>>5342103
I knew someone was going to point it out, well fuck me...

>>5341622
To be fair, that's probably right in a sense, because we only see what she chooses to show us. But I'm pretty sure that in this past couple of months she has been pretty honest about herself (even if she hasn't been aware of doing it), so I'll keep saying how much I like her. But I'm just a kimo ota, I'm sorry.

>>5341839
Bea, we know

>>5342203
Would've kept quiet but it was right at the end.

>>5323105
>EOP infested vtuber
kawai sonna my condolences

>>5342203
Hey look anon maybe you meant hearth as in your household. Your whole family loves beatani too!

I LOVE THIS BEAR AND HOPE ONE DAY WE CAN TABUN MAYBE BE FRIENDS
SAME GOES FOR YOU DADS, YOU ARE ALL TOO CUTE TO BE LEFT ALONE IN THIS WORLD

>>5342285
It can't be helped, the JOPs didn't give her attention so she came here.

>>5342395
We were her second choice...

>>5342498
This happens often in life sadly

>>5342498
to think if she'd been successful enough with the JOP crowd we would've never met her...

>>5342498
Who cares, the most important thing is that we met Bea

>>5342572
If she was successful with the jop crowd she would've been a slay the spire streamer.

I want to be Bea's friend...

>>5342629
Are we still pretending that she liked that shitty game? She only played it because her PC was garbage

>>5342629
she'd probably just rotate between all the roguelike deck builders until she burns out and retired
>>5342654
yeah...

>>5342672
or tabun maybe it is (You) who hate it?

>>5342672
Dadchama... no need to project.

>>5342716
I want to Bea to play roguelike deck builders so i can backseat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT SHE'LL SHOW US

>>5342964
gigachad backseater saving everyone's sanity

I want her to play a game she sucks at so she gets frustrated, stops the game, and takes out her anger on the viewers.

>>5343063
I wish she would take her anger out on me...

>Bathed
>Baiting Chihiroposting
>Short stream
She's coming.

>>5343063
Doesn't seem hard to achieve

>>5343410
go back to your whorehouse chihiro, you dirty skank

>>5343410
CHIHIRO LOVE
CHISATO LOVE
I WANT TO HUG MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS

>>5343410
>Chihiro constantly confused at the terminologies and english
>Wonders why Bea wants to fuck some "Kid"
>Why is the chat spamming "I want to fuck Chihiro"

>>5343410
She's coming alright

>>5343634
>>Why is the chat spamming "I want to fuck Chihiro"
It's okay she doesn't know English tabun

>>5343410
I BELIEB

>>5342285
look at ken sama here preserving japanese culture how brave

I hope that Bea finds this thread after waking up...

>>5342316
Word

>>5340730
Same. Minecraft hate, but beatani&/yah/ love

>>5343943
she won't...

>>5343943
just DM her the thread number EZ PZ

>>5343943
She made it

>>5341197
Does it work now?

If she hasn't told you she wants to see your vtuber debut, she doesn't really care about you.

>>5344014
She's not the only itoddler in /yah/.

>>5343943
Fact: Bea is singlehandedly responsible for 50% of the posts in this thread

>>5343943
I hope that Bea had a good sleep

>>5344119
Who else is retarded enough to accidently make a new thread because they hit return and didn't realise they were on the main board? Only a bear.

>>5344224
I wouldn't suspect her of using the word "pruned" >>5336974

Are Troopas welcome here?

If Bea gets a new chair, she should cut the old one up and sell squares of the fabric. Higher prices for the sections that are closer to the average cunny resting place. Maybe a contest winner can get the one directly below ground zero stapled to a letter or something.

>>5344415
all dads are welcome
Bea is worldwide

Bea. Please, for the love of god do NOT read the cringe horny post I sent you during tanabata stream. I was high and I'm sorry. I think I might die of embarrassment if I hear you start reading it.

>>5344415
Sure, I would encourage you to watch her stream in 2 hours as well.

>>5341928
fuck it, let's do it

>>5344450
Oh no nono you are getting read

>>5344450
t. a masochist dad

>>5344415
If you're going to fuck her remember that makes you a furry

>>5344450
>he didn't hornypost so that it would get read

>>5344490
What the fuck are those Ls anon

>>5344415
would troopas count as kemoshota? do japanese furries have a term for scalies?
>>5344450
>shitty bait
she'll probably read it anyways though

>>5344539
There's nothing wrong with his Ls.

>>5344088
That's a good thing. Getting too close to a chuuba ends badly 99% of the time.
Best to enjoy from a healthy distance!
I understand the desire, though, not shitting on anyone. She is very cute and funny after all

>>5344539
Also about >>5341928 "t"s , both of you need to learn to write properly.

>>5344088
Or you didn't go and mention you will stream

>>5344415
A refugee, huh? Started off like you, now I have crippling anxiety over a bear every moment of my life. You'll fit right in.

>>5344415
If they couldn't survive there they sure as fuck won't survive here, but sure.

comunicado oficial

>>5341928
>>5342110

sorry really nice letter dad

>>5344903
kek

>>5344903
MAN COME ON

>>5344903
KEK

Dads...

>>5344903
I legit can't tell if this is shopped or real and that worries me.

>>5344903
what the fuck

>>5344903
Holy fucking shit. I hope she sees this

>>5344903
That's a weird kind of petri dish there

>>5344903
yeah I'm thinking based

Can't stand her manipulative assholery. For someone who claims to hate their bio dad, she sure takes great lengths to replicate bio dad. Fuck bear.
I want to put this bear down.

>>5341928

>>5345109
Bear paws

>>5344903
why the fuck is it brown? you ok dad?

>>5344415
Yeah but don't push for a collab
Sorry about your turtle drama bro

>>5345109
this is a pretty cute and funny post

>>5345109
Didnt know Bea is playing dragon quest right now while taking breaks from pachinko

>>5344903
you need more zinc

>>5345183
>turtle drama
wait, what did I miss? is turtle no longer based?

>>5345355
Don't go to any koopa threads, especially if you are a hardcore gosling. Absolute shitshow

>>5345183
>Yeah but don't push for a collab
From what I can tell they want fewer collabs, not more kek.

>>5345355
tl;dr >>5340970

>>5344903
The joke is on you, anon, cum does not come off screens.

>>5345422
Kek tru

>>5345411
Gonna be us someday tabun maybe

>>5345429
This WILL happen with Bea and dads will mass suicide

Bea is very bushy

>>5345429
jesas christ kwappi...

>>5345436
do you know from experience

>>5345530
suicide is for cowards, we must burn embassies and factories in fanatical suicide attacks

>>5345530
Long live Chihiro! Keep the horny bear in the hills!

Has bea ever been in your dream, dads?

>>5345429
jesas, I hope this is not part of the koppa poster's prophecy.

>>5345714
Yes

>>5345530
Bea is love... she wouldn't... wait a minute, I am her dad not boyfriend - why would I care ?

>>5345714
No but she's the first thing I think of when I wake up.

>>5344539
>>5344615
They are both common in my country

>>5345725
This will happen with Bea. Prepare yourself to let go, anon.

>>5345617
I know someone else who thought it was funny to jerk off onto his screen. He had cum stains on his monitor forever.

>>5345714
Not directly but I had a dream where I was trying to explain Beatani to my grandmother

>>5345714
ye, it was a comfy game session but for some reason we were playing a nondescript shoot game

>>5345530
We all need to make a pact that if one of us ever fucks the bear and initiates the final yab, we're going all out and releasing the sex tape.

>>5345714
A couple of times, I replied to her tweets and she ignored me

Where would you take Beatani for a date?

>>5345714
yeah, I had one in which on a wall it was written that he used us, it was a strange dream because she speaks through messages written on a wall.

>>5345971
Home date

>>5345971
I'd go to explore abandoned buildings with her. Unironically. It sounds pretty fucking cool.

>>5345922
if one of us fuck the bear, everyone else must fuck the bear too.

>>5345971
Anon, I'm already married to someone else

>>5345826
I want Bea to get deflowered as soon as possible, ideally by me, but I'm fine with anyone because she deserves some happiness.

>>5345971
straight back into her apartment and spend the night drinking, shitposting, and playing vidya together

>>5345429
Fuck I hope none of her fans come here.

>>5345429
How do people get laid so easily??

>>5345714
Yes but I forgot the dream as soon as I woke up, the only thing I remembered was the certainty that Beatani was in it.

>>5345971
I'd take Beatani to the morgue to watch an autopsy.

>>5345714
Yes but, with her roomate.

Can someone post that gyaru bea that she showed during fashion review

>>5346084
1. Be a woman

>>5346022
Bea bukkake!

>>5345971
walk in the old industrial area that was converted into a park.

>>5345971
Walk in the park in the evening so that I can warm her up with my arm.

>>5345554
I just skimmed through her manifesto and it makes it much worse, kwappi why...?
>>5346084
she has a horde of goslings to pick from
and now that I think about it, so does beatani...

>>5345971
Bowling, izakaya, movies, love hotel.

>>5346063
Too late.

>>5345971
As she's in Tokyo, start off at the Ichigaya Fish Center, and then catch a band in Shibuya, there's like 10 shows every night there.

>>5324085
The retarded bear thing with no viewers that tells her discord to come here and shill

>>5345530
For some reason I can't stop thinking that 90% of dads would want to get to bea with ulterior motives like having somene to fuck with and that's it- They would've thought the same with any other girl
this is why a dad getting with bea would make me mad. A random jap guy would make me jealous but I would live and get over with it, not get angry and crushed as with dads.

>>5345429
That is how choosing western w*men as oshi ends. I'm glad Bea is unable to form any social relationships and will stream until she dies in about a year when she kills herself, because she won't get her serotonin from streaming cuz she have a depression, but she won't want to abbandon us, so in her autistic mind suicide will be her only valid option

To any refugees in this thread, she's streaming in one bong and 30 bings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcUVM-DALNo

>>5346340
the feeling of competition makes it worse.
t. projection chad

>>5346340
Not surprising, everyone in this thread is an asshole so I'd bump that feeling up to 100%

>>5346340
I would be so fucking smug in the chat

I'd only be fine with a dad fucking Bea if he were to do everything in his power to make her happy
It'd still hurt as hell, but at least I could accept it

>>5346340
Even remote kid?

>>5346340
I wouldn't mind if she had a boyfriend, but the koppa thing was the worst way to do it.

>>5346402
That's why I'm building a case on every dad here, so if/when that time comes then everyone involved will burn.

>>5323105
because she's having sex with me

>>5346340
>Never have any intention nor desire of personally interacting with any chuuba
>Still end up feeling odd inside when they inevitably do something distasteful
Annoying feelings.

>>5346340
Wouldn't a random jap guy be worse? Those fuccbois just want a walking onahole. Dads want the entire Beatani experience.

>>5346569
will look for abea and throw acid in her face Indian style

>>5345429
this will happen with hanabi and beatani will do it just to spite us

>>5346565
I think I could cope if it made her happy
the only thing that would turn me away is her trying to hide it should the relationship ever be exposed
>>5346664
it really do be like that...

>>5346501
>hello bea what's up xddd lmao

>>5346685
We need to find our daughter a proper husband

>>5346565
I'm already in DM's with her everyday and it's looking like she doesn't mind meeting up for the week I'm in Tokyo. Wouldn't say no to a hotel to get this thing over with either.

How do I fight this urge to become a member and drop my entire paycheck on her? I've been watching vtubers for 2 years now and not once have simped. I don't want to become a paypig but she's too cute

Bea should come to America, I will make her happy

>>5345971
I would take her to an aquarium or a museum.

>>5346685
>Those fuccbois just want a walking onahole. Dads want the entire Beatani experience.
That is the entire Beatani experience? Bea is just a spongy ragdoll for dads to thrust their frustration and societal discontent on.

>>5346664
Jealousy at other people's happiness, even if you lack the romantic feelings, it can't be helped.

>>5346685
Ideally it wouldn't be a fuccboi. The thing is, after the "competition" and hornyposting by dads, it seems it's them who are very desperate and want a walking onahole. And I wouldn't be surprised if they acted that way with other vtubers before. Hell, it could even be a rich dad and it would feel shitty to think he paid he way to her.

>>5346783
Just remember that she would just spend it all on funny water and eroguro doujin.

It's simple. It's fine to have a boyfriend, just don't talk about him and no one will run off.
Bea... enjoy the dicking onegai

>>5346783
Beatani likes to bully greys.

I WANT TO MAKE BEA HAPPY. Fuck.

>>5346783
>how do I fight the urge
you don't, or at least I couldn't...
happy to have bea be my first though

>>5346783
Just remind yourself that she wouldn't want you to become a paypig

>>5346783
You can't stop it. I've unironically lost my SC and membership virginities to her, hell I've even gone all in on her with tier 3 membership. And she's the only one as well.

>>5346914
this is the one of the main reasons why I started giving money to her though...

Reminder that Beatani is already married to food dad chama.

If Bea turned out to be a gross and ugly girl would you think different about her?

>>5345851
This post sounds very ominous for some reason.

>>5346781
Bear claws but the English is getting more convincing.

>>5347011
Nope. Just means we have something in common, sans gender.

>>5346914
Reverse psychology doesn't work on me.
I am proudly grey until the very end

>>5347011
I would be surprised if she wasn't

>>5347011
she needs to be at least uglycute

>>5346994
It's okay if she has a husband, I can be the wife.

>>5346084
>dont be ugly
>go outside
>talk to people

>>5347011
But bea is a cute polar bear girl.

>>5347011
Nah.

>>5347011
where do you think you are?

>>5346569
I would accept it. He needs some good news in his life.

>>5347011
filters out more people, which would be rad

>>5347011
Most asians girls are ugly so not really, my expectations are already low.

>>5347011
My biggest crush was a solid 5/10, maybe a 6. The only thing that would turn me away would be manly features.

Can we get a proper /yah/ thread before stream time dads?

>>5346084
pay

>>5347011
The adjective is homely, anon. Gross and homely.

>>5347203
Yeah in a bit

>>5347203
ok, what will you drink to watch the stream?

>>5347240
>homely
Jesas, how old are you?

>>5346928
>tier 3 membership
at first I thought "why would you do that?" then I remembered i'm a balon too kek.

I have thought a couple of times of becoming an oil balon, but I prefer to send her a donation from time to time so she can get the full cut

Also if I were an oil balon I'd feel always awkward whenever she notices my existence: "is she being kind with me just because I am in her T3 list?"

>>5347203
Tabun maybe

>>5347011
Cute, until proven bitch. I'm not some shameless ugly woman who believes they are entitled to the creme of the crop

>>5347011
I would bet that she isn't all that beautiful objectively, but when you love someone's personality enough they become attractive to you unless they are literally Quasimodo.

>>5347011
I’m attracted to what’s inside

>>5347011
It'd be different if I had just met her, but it's too late, I've already fallen in love.

>>5347331
Very wise and based

>>5347011
As long a she has a passable body I can put a bag over her head.

>>5347011
I'd definitely still give her a chance, going for only 7/10 and up is how you become a bitter faggot
being so ugly that it's a complete turn off is as rare as being a perfect mega cutie

>>5347393
You're attracted to my cock?

>>5347313
What is 'irregular diary'?

>>5347203
Why can't we just use this one?

>>5345429
who gives a fuck lmao

http://poal.me/7x8t7u

Curious to see how much power this Bear has over us.

>>5347387
This.But in the end, she becomes beautiful in your eyes.

>>5347313
>>5347331
Let's not lie to ourselves and pretend T3 membership is actual oil balon. Real oil balon is the $$ supas coming in regularly and anyone who watches the streams know who deserves that title.

Poor and stupid dads away.

>>5347380
>I

>>5347496
only in ars

>>5347464
little blogposts. They are pretty rare.

>>5345530
I'd be glad that my daughter is finally losing her virginity

>>5347496
holy shit. all these groomed dads lol

>>5347464
very rare blogposts, certainly not worth getting the T3 just for them alone

>>5347464
Occasional blogposts, in general related to topics that have been discussed publicly.

>>5347541
I'm not THE oil balon, but I've definitely put a few coins in the tip jar.

>>5347297
Old enough to have manners, young man

>>5347455
rekt

you guys are weird

>>5347585
Actually interacting with /vt/ goes a long way.

>>5323105
>she showered
it's ok I won't shower to keep her smell on me

>>5345952
That isn't a dream, anon. It's reality

>>5347681
Thank you for your contribution dads. All the welfare homeless dads appreciate you funding the crowdsourcd menahara japanese christmas cake our aching souls needed.

>>5347831
She sat in the shower for hours trying to wash the shame off, but all the scrubbing in the world couldn't change what happened to her.

Remember, emote kids are honourary greys.

>>5347892
Emote Kids look like THAT?

>>5347892
Perhaps emote kids were the true chads this whole time.

That guy who made the Suisei video is in the chat.

Dadthers day will be the final stream
she will thank us and disappear
she will sing all of the songs in the doc while thinking about us, but she wont appear on stream again

>>5347963
The what?

Bros...
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/bear-shot-dead-japan-after-rampage-through-military-base-airport-n1271273

>>5344903
holy fr*ck so based put me on the screenshot xD

>>5346783
She broke my superchat virginity. Before that point I bought merch at most

>>5344903
holy shit
kek but also fuck you

>>5347963
Tell her to permaban him. Zhangs are trying to shitpost using her ever since her chink rant

>>5348005
>>5318826

>>5348008
n-no... please just be a funny headline...

>>5347969
Fuck off, I don't want that

>>5348008
Post dead bear head.
Get fucked bear

>>5344903
>worms in his cum
oh no no no

>>she showered
>WHOOOOOOOOORE I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATED HER

>>5348041
I want to eat Korone's ass.

>>5344903
If you would be so gracious as to bless mine, king.

>>5348126
Let's post them in the /yah/ later with an anchor post

>>5348008
Based

>>5348041
I'd do unholy things to a Beatani dakimakura.

>>5348224
Artdads, where is our daki?

That guy who made the Suisei video is in the chat.

>>5348041
Cute cat!

>>5348188
How is it that the last actual man with any guts or vision in Japan was such a faggot?

>>5348262
Did you copy/paste my post anon?

>>5348005
>>5318826

>hour long stream
>it's going to just be her struggling to read her goodbye letter
>she completely vanishes after the stream

>>5348041
Now I want to impregnate the doog, but I couldn't do that to Bea, she would maul me.

>>5347963
>>5348262

>>5348314
fuck you lazy bitch cute and funny clipper , hope you go kys
this just makes bea look bad
go shitpost with another oshi trash

>>5348316
Stop it

>>5348262
He's going to clip Beatani when she does the same thing at the end of the stream.

>>5348314
stalker-chama?

>>5323105
Based

>>5342285
You will never be Japanese

Pull up her dress and it smells like woman, so nice.

Oh fuck autoposting to wrong thread, okay, my script wont fuck me up next time...
Okay... haaa...

I WANT TO FUCK BEAR SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BEA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER TASTY CUTE SMALL CUNNY I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER CUTE SMALL BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK BEA I WANT TO FUCK BEA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK CHISATO I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER BEAR PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE BEATANI I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK BEATANI I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT BEAR HELP ME FUCK BEATANI SO HORNY FOR BEA ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING HER BOYFRIEND AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK BEA I WANT TO FUCK BEA

>>5348316
>>5348422
>several days later a tweet appears
>it's a tearful voice clip of her saying how much she truly appreciated her fans
>it ends with her apologizing for not being able to stay away
>never tweets again

>>5348571
>>5348582

>>5348126

>>5348602
>You can hear the voice of a man in the background just right before the end of the clip

>>5348634
I admit defeat. I lose to the cock once again.

>>5348571
All the korokke really does go straight to her ass, doesn't it?

>>5348634
>>5348126
>>5341928
what's with the letters?

>>5348695
Showing our love anonymously

>>5348695
>being this illiterate
I refuse to believe

>>5348653
>it's me

>>5348619
I have a bunch of hornypastas, thank you, /jp/

Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Bea. Seriously. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching the Drive, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Bea to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Beatani, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.

>>5348689
If I married her she'd have a fat ass and rockin' tits in no time.

>>5348571
Is this your love letter to Beatani?

>>5348778
gime me the wangy one

>>5348008
Old news.
>>5281024

>>5348787
Bea is best when she's snappable as a twig.

What is remote kid? What is homeless dad? What is listener-chan?

>>5348634
SEEEEEEXXX!!! AUUUUUGGHHHHHHH!!!! SEEEEEEXXXXXXX!!!!!!

Sorry guys, no stream. She came to visit me and tried to groom some girl on the way home.
https://www.wate.com/news/bear-euthanized-after-sleeping-teen-attacked-in-great-smoky-mountains-national-park/

>>5344903
Just caught up... wtf.

>>5348840
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Bea. That perfect, curvy body. Those breasts that fit in your hand just right. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Bea pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

>>5348934
The only thing snapping is the elastic on her waistband. Enough girl Bea, I want woman Bea.

>>5348937
(you), (you), and (you)

>>5349000
>too much to fucking bear
heh

>>5348736
I didn't know you dads watched other cute and funny vtubers

Groomed Status:

Does Beatani say nigger when she's practicing English off stream? I like to imagine it's her favorite English word.

>>5349067
Too horny to post

>>5349163
While these percentages look impressive, the amount of votes is too low to be representative.

>>5349163
>>5349279
should put the poll in the op if the proper /yah/ is made

I haven't showered since tuesdays... tabun... maybe

>>5349369
go wash your balls in the sink

>>5349369
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF

Please God, just let me fuck Beatani once and you can put nigger cum in everything I eat for the rest of my life, it would be worth it.

>>5349369
What is wrong with you people? Ok, I understand maybe skipping washing your hair because it takes so long to dry, but it's literally just a few minutes to hop in and hop out. Not that difficult no matter how lazy you are. Or do you sit depressed all day and not move too?

>>5347011
Anon, we already know she's gross

>>5349569
Ask Bea that on Twitter.

>>5349569
I mean I actually like showering, a nice hot shower at the end of the day is lovely

>>5349369
unless you are east asian you must absolutely reek, go and scrub you fucking crusty ass

>>5344903
wtf bro

Noreps dad, are you still hanging in there? Can you see alternate timelines yet?

>>5349569
Too much to do, so I skip showering.

>>5344903
I can't believe someone finished his reps on my letter, I feel so filthy now. I'm gonna suicide.

>Retard made a sage /yah/
It's pointless. Just make a normal one.

this is my love letter
>ran out of ink midway trough

>>5349940
This is why she needs a PO box.

>>5349940
Dads, your exif rotation reps

>>5350005
blame hiroshimoot, I rotated it the right way

>>5349940
Dad, I can't read this shit

>>5350062
>he can't read cursive

>>5349940
I don't think she'll be able to read cursive, bro.

>>5350117
then she should do her reps

this is my love letter
>ran out of ink midway trough

>>5350117
Probably for the better.

>>5350117
She doesn't need to read it, just rub it on her unwashed cunny and mail it back.

>>5348792
No, too much to writer. I should send this to her

>>5350176
nani?

>>5350176
The fuck are you doing?

>>5350176
>>5349940
?

>>5349940 I did not post this >>5350176
I am scare

>>5350176
Stop being cringe.

>>5349940
>>5350176
Anonchama...

>>5350176
Alzheimers dad...

>>5350176

>>5350040
Clearly you didn't do it right, since it was still deleted by the automatic exif data removal

>>5350307
I swear it was not me, was it?
no.. .it can't be me...
but maybe???
tabun

>>5350176
are you ok?

proper /yah/
>>5350364
>>5350364
>>5350364

>>5350274
kusobear...

>>5350359

OMG LESS THAN 20 MINTUES!!! STILL TIME TO DO YOUR REPS DADS!!!

this is my love letter
>ran out of ink midway trough

>>5350481
And a legend was born.

this is my love letter
>ran out of ink midway trough

Just got home. What's the story with the glasses? Did she make them or was it a gift?

>>5347011
I already know she's gross, and being gross is most of what makes ugly people ugly anyway unless they're deformed or something.

>>5350364
>>5350364
>>5350364
/yah/
>>5350364
>>5350364
>>5350364

Bear is so fucking terrible I hate bear. I hope bear fucking dies of artery burst. Fuck you bear.
Goddam hate you. Manipulative piece of shit.

I find this unbearable

>>5356753
>>5356753
go to sleep bea