/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

im not gonna hanabi ok

Meru Love!

SEXOOOO
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1679628274249482241

Only 11 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>53396078
Pigtails erotic..

I miss my boyfriend.

Squeezable and milkable

UUUOOOOHHHHH I'M GONNA SQUEEEEEEZE

>>53396078
I've never been so invested in a poll (pigtails)

EAT THE BUGS

>>53396211
>>53396214
>>53396273
IM HANABIENG SEDUCED

>>53396413

I spent the entirety of Ami's stream edging and I still haven't cum...

>>53396543
too much BBL, anon...

>>53396516
How about this then?

>>53396211
>>53396214
>>53396273
The zord is REAALLLL

>>53393112
10/10 would wotagei to madonna again

>>53396614
I'll allow it

asmr might be delayed 15 minutes so ami can masturbate again

/tsunX/, I have a dilemma; I have accidentally ended up with TWO (2) girlfriends.

God that pudgy Ami from the end of the last thread always gets me, perfect art for a perfect girl

>>53397050
Oof, yeah, I can see how that'd be difficult for you to manage. Here, let me take them off your hands...

>>53397161
Addendum: I now have TWO (2) girlfriends and ONE (1) boyfriend (female).

>>53397050
We don't take kindly to you 'round these parts since the incidents, King. You'll leave if you know what's best for your bunghole.

https://files.catbox.moe/0zhrvh.mp3

>>53397088
Happy to be of service.

>>53397323
I now understand the appeal of JOI

>>53397323

>>53397323
I'm losing it...

buckos are slightly less horny than usual today

I need to go find my butt onahole...

Did the anon who said he'd be interested in caretaking the divegrass team end up getting around to applying?

>>53397715
What do you have and would you recommend it?

>>53398049
Controversial opinion, but I really like the various butt fleshlights. But I know a lot of people don't care for them. I have like two dozen toys but still find myself using them fairly often. If you want good pussy though, the venus real is always highly recommended. Can't really go wrong with it.

>>53398142
All the anal onaholes I've tried are way more textured than I'd like, so I'll look into those, thanks. And I already have some Venus Reals. Soft > Very Soft, btw.

>>53398302
That's my problem with most butt onaholes too. The fleshlight butt toys are probably the closest to real butt that I've felt. The super detailed entrances are also very erotic.

>>53397342
You did a wonderful job, anon. I'm already so degenerate that I usually go for bigger sizes and WG garbage, but you scored a full 10 regardless of my terrible taste

What's going on in this threa-

>>53398433
I'm probably going to draw more chubby Ami with actual sex this time, but I might not have anything to show for a few days or so. I never got around to finishing the Ami ass pic either.

Ami is live with some nighttime ASMR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcX6sHvC6Qw

ami ate three lisas and is now doing asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcX6sHvC6Qw

>>53397863
Couldn’t figure out who/where too. I’m retarded sorry

>>53399107
I'm afraid it involves Discord
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_5

>Out of breath because she was literally running around her house getting everything ready

so many ami mlems.........

[Ami news]
She still hasn't decided what to eat tomorrow

man I could listen to Ami talk like this for hours, no rp, nothing specific to do just her talking and my heart melts for her

>>53394848
Pretty fuckin far.
There was a post of her tied up full frontal naked with crab claws on her hands. She had a speach balloon saying "no I'm not a crab" then off screen someone saying "tonight you are"
She liked it.

>>53399348
Just giving away opsec today but I’m stuck on mobile till Sunday. When is the deadline?

>>53398380
NTA
But do you guys find it a pain to use those? Like you gotta warm em up, bust out the lube, then clean up after. It's a lot easier to just jack off with my hand into a tissue and fall asleep.

>>53400054
I don't believe signups for the VTL5 itself have actually started yet so you should have plenty of time

>>53400243
You don't really need to warm them up. Your dick will do that just fine after a minute or two. They're also not too annoying to clean generally. I mean, just using your hand is always going to take less effort, but using a toy feels great so sometimes it's worth it.

bucko instrumentality project can't come soon enough, for all parties involved

The tongue rigging makes Ami look like a cat that got interrupted while cleaning itself

Ami is klutzier than usual today

>>53400787
She's flustered after all of the lewdposting

>Do you guys mind if I slurp close to your ear?

sloppy spidor......

excuse me i couldnt help but notice the posters in this thread have yet to sing praises of my current girlfriend and future wife Miori Celesta

okay what model of onahole does everyone imagine Ami's ovopositor to most resemble?

>>53401395
Sorry anon, I was busy having sexual intercourse with her

The urge to horny post but also not wanting to make the thread weird.

>>53401854
the thread is already weird go for it

>>53401854
the other buckos were literally talking about anal onaholes anon, but i know better than to underestimate you, so post it under spoiler text.

>>53400362
Yeah it seems like good for an afternoon session.
If I'm just trying to go to sleep hand gets the job done.

Pumping anon's cock with his fav onahole while he watches his oshi.

>>53401440
I'm gonna buy an ovipositor off Etsy and have it lay eggs in my ass and pretend it's Ami.

>I don't think I can get any closer...

She's in my brain

Wow, Ami is literally having sexo with her Buckos right now.

ami's inside of me

Ami is so hot wtf

The amount of sexual tension I am missing this week it’s out Ami must be insane from the posts I have seen.

>Dizzy in my ribcage
>Ami in my brain
I am a bug condo

hey whats going on in this thre-
WHAT THE FUCK

>>53403173
She definitely has this thread open during streams

Ami rubbing her clit atm

>>53403496
Join us, anon. It's fun.

>>53403496
>Shima OP
>/tsunx/ is unbearably horny
Many such cases!

Please don't read my horny posts, Ami. It's embarrassing...

>>53403138
Not gay if you don't physically touch his cock

the fabled ami tummy rumbles...

>You guys always try to make my heart beat faster by saying "Ami cute", but I'm impervious to "Ami cute" now because you say it every time I go to the bathroom

>>53403658
how are you going to make it up to her anon

>>53403764
But what if I want to touch it?

>>53403658
Hey spider girls gotta get off too

>>53403787
Cucko's slowly conditioning Ami to pee on command

>>53403787
>Chat proceeds to fluster Ami by talking about her tummy instead

>>53403837
Remember what mom says about BL

>>53403943
That was a typo but it's actually pretty funny

>>53403943
On me

>>53403788
The day we get that recording is the day thousands of Buckos die in ecstasy

My favorite part about the ASMR streams is the post-stream embarrassed tweet(s)

remember when Buckos weren't decreasing the quality of the thread? I remember. They're worse than any Kallin scat poster and they make me miss those schizos.
I'm beginning to hate them.

breadschizoing didn't work out, huh?

I miss Ami...

I need to become an Ami member because I am the 1 motherfucker commenting who isn't and it stands out. I do not appear committed. If it was possible I'd probably get lynched by the mob for my arrogance.

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

God, what I wouldn't give to have Ami's big flabby ass on my face after she gets done streaming in her hot and humid streaming room. I want to feel the full weight of her body press down on me as my nose is buried between her stuffy cheeks and rubbing against her slightly damp butthole, all while the warmth of her buttcheeks envelops my face like melted marshmallows pulled right off the fire. I want Ami to see my dick spurt out thick ropes of hot, virile semen all over myself as the taste and scent of her perfectly plump butt overstimulates my senses and turns my brain into mush.

I miss Ami...

I love this spidergirl so much and want to make her feel as happy and safe as she makes me feel...

[picrel] Things I want to do with my mother, who is also a spider.

>>53404282
You're just now beginning to hate them? They were never good posters.

>>53404706
I still can't believe she gave up the fuck so easily. All they had to do was ask.

You know very goddamn well what she meant by this.

Death to those who insult Ami-chan.

>>53405525
Poor Tonya

>>53401631
I posted this

>>53404706
Photoshop

>>53396764
I love this LOUD dog
https://youtu.be/WwGc_M83r1s?t=3799

>>53404363
ive never anti posted a single talent before. i just want buckos to stop hornyposting. this is my first offense. i broke.

>>53404363
for some reason seeing this post made me want to strangle you as ive never posted about yuuna like that ever. i want you to kill yourself for implying i ever would.

that was too harsh but i still think implying im some kind of known schizo is too far asshole

>>53407135
https://youtu.be/qAJi6tek7oQ?t=3640

>>53407886
>Thinks hornyposting constitutes "decreasing the quality of the thread"
If you'd ever seen this place at the points where things actually got bad then you would've suffered a fatal brain aneurysm on the spot. This is literally just people enjoying themselves.

>>53408466
Nice try, but it's Youtube.COM
Not clicking your IP grabber

>>53409296
Schizochama, Youtube actually shortens links like that...

>>53409296
Femboys can make your oshi do all sorts of things they'd never do with (You). Search your heart, you know it to be true.

>>53409220
Remember that guy that actually wants to eat Lisa?

Rei will return

>>53409712
yes but he wants to do it lovingly and with consent so it's fine

>>53409220
If he wants I can bring back up how to MinMax ami streams

>>53409712
Stuff like that isn't what I'm talking about. Hornyposting is almost always harmless regardless of how weird and degenerate it may get, it's never even come remotely close to outright ruining multiple threads in a row like some of the local schizos have in the past (and the handful of times when the local schizos have leaked out and started harassing the talents are even worse than that).

>>53411712
So I'm like, what's the deal with schizos!

i thought the cover was today and got excited :(

Maria...

Everyday this spider makes me more and more into designing and constructing buildings

[Sad news]

>>53412956
Me and my little sister are sorry

>>53413371
Her little Jelly brain couldn't take it anymore and finally overheated to mush...

>>53411712
Those were flans. Do flans still exist? I started watching chuubas again and I noticed Purin dropped in viewer count.

>>53413919
Was it worth it anon? Was her life really worth making your little sister moan “big brother don’t stop”.

lurk moar tourist

https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna
Bread has been live for a while now

>>53416253
I read some of the archives. Did Purin really finally slip up and say boyfriend instead of brother?

They're getting married, actually.

https://twitter.com/niniyuuna/status/1679694779968536576?s=20
Please help Yuuna with her twitter engagement!

I shot a big load to Purin’s CPR Tutorial last night

>>53417618
not until she follows her schedule for one week

>>53416500
me btw

>>53417618
Hey I accidentally went to a cult meeting too!

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1679673623240667136
Lisa just can't win

>>53395970
You made a mistake with Mio, now your ass belong to me Shima

>>53417618
>yuuna can put her own boobs on her mouth
Jesus Christ imagine them

>>53419837
i've seen this irl it is the hottest thing on the planet

she can't keep getting away with it

>>53416151
Honestly, yes

>>53421387
I’m begging anon just one shitty green text even.

Ami makes me feel things

>>53422374
I'm bad at writing so just imagine a grown man being sexually harassed by his little sister until he reciprocates

https://twitter.com/ILLUSION_staff/status/1679660799185555456
How is Mio handling the news?

>>53429133
Probably devastated

>>53429133
>Artificial Academy 3 is officially actually never ever
why fucking live

I’ve started sending her love maros every day. Have I finally lost it?

People without Mio membership unironically miss out

impregnate shima

https://twitter.com/mioricelesta/status/1679762263329361920

>>53434194
procreative sex with shima
put a baby into a shima's bellly
fertilize a shima's egg

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>53404282
don't worry eventually Ember will bring back the guanoposting with some camping story about pooping in the woods

>>53438207
https://youtu.be/n53g9Aqmm0A?t=667

>>53411712
Ohhh like Panda Schizo.
Did that guy khs?

This is going to be the most Jelly stream of all time

>>53434464
Yeah, by me

https://www.twitch.tv/tsukimibdohrnii
tsukimi b dohrnii

>>53438963
Jelly and her autism simulators are a fun little niche for her and I'm glad she's having fun

>>53439179
Did she always stream around this time or is this a recent thing?

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my sexy, sweaty stinky spidermother and how badly I crave her...

>>53427434
>a grown man being sexually harassed by his little sister until he reciprocates

>>53439179
>Wanted to be a parasitologist
Neat

>>53427434
just write something instead of blueballing the sheeples

>>53439292
Her Friday or weekend streams are usually at a different time.

https://www.twitch.tv/shabeltonya
Catto KR Fall Guys with viewers

>Back to going to sleep when Ami makes her ohamiya tweet
Fuck

oh god i fucked up
i just spent several hours masturbating to new h-game
and now mio is 2 hours away from teasing my dick again
my ochinchin will be in tatters

>>53440642
It's over for you

Even though I haven't even been with Mio for 1 year she already gives me so much love and remembers who I am, I don't deserve this woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qQobwUEpUo
it's schizo time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qQobwUEpUo
wawa

>>53442693
>>53442701
The screenshots I've seen of this game make Opus Magnum look like Candy Crush

>It's gonna be simple
>There's no risk of me losing my cool
dyrbi

>>53442993
Plants vs Zombies had her slamming her desk yesterday so I hope this game really pulls her brain out her ears

>You're not dumb!
>I don't think anybody is dumb, nobody in the world can be truly stupid
>Well, unless you were born with a mental deficiency, that's a bit unsaveable

I'm already confused

>The demo puzzle took me 30 minutes
This is gonna be a long one

>thank you for correcting me
>chat barely reacts
Jelly's game choice has very much filtered her community, I see.

The way she's talking and lecturing is making me feel like I'm back in school

>>53445129
To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to watch Jelly Hoshiumi. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of logic puzzles most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

>playing for 20 min
>we might finish the tutorial in an hour

I kind of get it how it works but explaining it is probably harder than reading the tutorial and manual yourself

Jerryhime-sama's brain is so big...

>Pretty cool, right?
She's such a cutie

Mio soon!
I'm so excited!

>This is where the real fun begins!

This is Jelly's game. It was made for her.

>I'm going to build up to a PDF reading stream
Oh god

>>53442993
>>53442701
>>53442693
Does Jelly know about TIS-100?

>>53448285
>TIS-100
I think she was talking with chat about Shenzhen I/O just a few minutes ago, so I assume she knows all the Zachtronics games. Also Jesus that game looks like the UI is a complete afterthought, it reminds of some ancient AIX mainframe consoles I've seen at work.

Jelly's voice get more cartoony the more braincells she burns.

>turn on Jelly stream
>listen while she talks and does the easy puzzles
>game gets too difficult for my retard brain
>zone out until Jelly starts crying
>start paying attention again
It's that simple.

how do i avoid falling sincerely in love with mio please it is urgent

>>53448680
I'm sorry, anon, it's literally impossible

>>53448680
>avoid falling sincerely in love with mio
lol
lmao

If Jelly's PC had actually crashed just now I don't think she would ever recover

Man Miori cares so much about her ASMR and you can reliably count on her chat, even in members, to do their best to shit it up with their jokes

>I don't get it!
>I don geddit!
>Idongeddi!

I really want to fuck Jelly while she struggles to figure out puzzles to see if it would make her perform better or worse

>>53448435
>AIX mainframe consoles I've seen at work.
Anon, that's exactly what the game is supposed to simulate. It even comes with a PDF manual describing each code instruction and syntax

bathing with my gf Mio is the definition of heaven

[Shocking news]
The Signal State may dethrone Baba Is You as Jelly's favourite game ever

Jelly...

Serious question what are the ex Tsun girls made out of? It's so impossible to watch pretty much any of them without sincerly falling for them....
I'm so happy they exist

i wanna lick every drop of sweat from Mio's body holy shit

>>53450522
They're 100% real human beings

Jelly sounds like she's about to have a stroke

Mio is gone, no more Mio until sunday, but at least she's gonna stream the whole day on sunday

>Sandbox mode you can make music in
It is so fucking over for Jelly

>IT'S SO BIG, THE RACK!

This hole was made for Jelly.

thighjob by meru

>How do I make this longer!?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53432278
Depends on who it is

>The flirty nerdy girl treating you like a child/boy-toy while lusting over all the 'bad boys' (actual men) on screen.
You'd think this would be a big red flag for nerds but they're madly in love in stead.

>>53452354
Lisa enjoying a nice relaxing Peggle stream with absolutely nothing going wrong!

>>53454709
She doesn't know I'm a bad boy (real)

>>53455921
I'm so bad I don't turn off all the lights in my house when I go to bed, beat that you little square

>>53457041
Yeah? Well I've watched Amiya Aranha since she debuted without developing homosexual tendencies!

>>53440242
It'll take me forever to make an actually good greentext so I'll just give crumbs for now, she called me a pedo in a weirdly endearing away in her efforts to seduce me

>>53459255
>she called me a pedo in a weirdly endearing away in her efforts to seduce me
Anon how old is your sister?

I love Mio
I miss Mio...
Mio hates (me)...

>>53459121
>t. the strongest bucko

why is ami so excited about this game?

Ami is live and playing Gimmick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMz1Rc1lwjA

>>53459312
I will not specify, but it's not an illegal difference

>>53459381
You don't need to develop tendencies that already exist

>>53459744
there's an integrated vibrator feature
hence, special edition

>>53459744
It's a cult classic that came out late in the nes lifecycle. The cart goes for well over $1000USD.
It's a good little game.

>Ami speedruns reading names
>Heart still flutters when she reads mine
>This isn't even remotely representative of how truly over it is for me.

>Ami willed the release of the special edition into existence
/tsunX/ meme magic extends to the talents themselves

>Unreasonably expensive
Yeah

For some reason this game gives me the vibe of a retro-styled modern game more than an actual retro game

I see the re-release kept that authentic retro game feel by having the game randomly crash

>I thought the worm might have special juice inside of him

>Worm's special juice
>Like amitoxin
wigndsmbt

>>53461614
Futami...

>>53461712

>>53461844

>filthy rewinders
based

https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1679939770372456448
>-my shoe size is so small most shoe brands do not have my size
I wanna toss Jelly so bad. Just pick her up and javelin her.

>Enemies can follow you through screen transitions
T E C H N O L O G Y

>>53462130
>Stinky savestater

>>53462188
Hmmm

>>53462188
Jelly triggers my cute aggression pretty bad, I wanna pick her up and bearhug her and giggle like a retard while she struggles and whines and kicks her useless little legs

>Drops a tortoise into the ocean
Ami..................

>HE'S SO CUTE I WANNA HURT HIM

[Ami news]
She has remembered that today is chot day

>>53462439
Imagine Holding Lisa under one arm and Jelly under the other and just squeezing them tight as they call you a weirdo freak and try to break free

>>53463009
Who'd be stronger?

Ami is getting outsmarted by the advanced artificial intelligence of the Nintendo Entertainment System

Shima the cumdump

I want to press my face into Ami's sweaty belly

>>53463263
Lisa if she'd had a full breakfast, otherwise Jelly because she can bite with her little fangs

>>53463462
yeah, mine

>>53463687
>Lisa if she'd had a full breakfast
So Jelly is stronger 100% of the time then

Must suppress cat jealousy...

DAYS SINCE I'VE BEEN JEALOUS OF A TSUNGIRL'S CAT:

FUCKING

ZERO.

>>53464166
make her graduate from cumdump to toilet

>>53462367
stink mode engaged

gamer

Ami is urinating right now

>>53464854
yeah, on that one piss anon who forgot to charge his phone but asked me to pass along this message on his behalf.

>I ordered...
>ACHOO
>...A burger
Love this dork

That was a meaty sneeze

I'll fight the chatter who said antlions aren't cute, they're just fat little babies

No Mio today for my broke ass

>Yes, I do talk about food a lot. Sorry if that's annoying, I just love food

ami likes food

>>53465527
Yeah, me

>>53465251
idk anon

>>53466105
Exactly, just look at the little guy

>The Pokémon that best represents me is Jigglypuff
>Because Jigglypuff's like... a little shit, ya know?
RARE unprompted Ami swear!

Ami confirming my brat theory

>>53466394
Reminder that Jigglypuff's Japanese name is Purin

>Ami is the Jigglypuff tsun
Ami's Purin, Airi's Purin, Purin's Purin!?! Are there anymore Purins I should know about?

>>53466500
Are there anymore Purins I should know about?

That's a first, someone commissioning a poem for a chuuba.

>That's never happened before?
>Yeah yeah yeah, I've definitely heard people say that.

Baby Ami scootering to school in the morning
Cute!

[Burger time]
Burger time

Ami is paying a deliveryperson right now

>>53467391
you really dont think ami just asks them to leave the food at the door?

>>53467494
Ami likes to thank the deliveryman (me) personally (sexually)

>>53467494
i'm gonna be honest with you anonymous poster #53467494 i don't order delivery food and am not up to date with the latest societal expectations around it.

[Good news]
Ami is eating.

The sound of my spidermother eating makes my head fuzzy, she's so happy, Yuuna help me

>my belly is so happy
god, im gunna cum

>>53467666
You are tempted by the sounds of a woman eating and you turn to the patron saint of architects to save you? Such foolishness is only contemptible.

>>53467766
He doesn't want to be saved. He wants to be pulled deeper.

Ami wants to share a milkshake with me, later nerds

>I feel like I've been talking about eating you for the past five days, but you shouldn't be so delicious

>>53468134
yeah, me

>I could eat more...
I love her

>All that effort to get into the secret entrance
>It's not actually a secret entrance
Ami...

>>53399036
reminder that ami can eat three lisas

Is Meru smarter than (You)? Time to find out!
https://youtu.be/hSuswl2lhQg

time to kidnap and rape meru :3

Supple Meru lips...

IS MERU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADE POSTMATE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSuswl2lhQg

[Meru news]
She's dumm

>Left ear only audio
>This
Good start to the "smart" stream

>>53468461
Overthinking is like that

>>53462401
I thought the zoomers all got vaxxed for this.

gamor spidor

>>53464777
Look at her go! Also, checked

>>53466500
The one that Amelia Watson stole from Nabi

>>53469387
The vax for chicken pox is just getting chicken pox as a kid

>>53469545
>Since its introduction in 1995, the varicella vaccine has resulted in a decrease in the number of cases and complications from the disease.[4] It protects about 70–90 percent of people from disease with a greater benefit for severe disease.[8] Routine immunization of children is recommended in many countries.[11]

Ami is entering her food coma

Poking and prodding Ami's stuffed belly..

psst psssssst psssst pssst psst pssssssst pssssssst psssst psst psssssst

>>53469836
Gently rubbing and massaging Ami's stuffed belly and then giving it a cheeky little smack

[Ami news]
She'll be taking a FOUR (4) day break in August

>>53469997
The resulting sheeple/bucko war that goes on in this thread thanks to the break will be stupid and I'll make sure to avoid the thread.

>>53469997
Ami's gonna fucking die.

>>53469997
>four days with no Ami streams

>>53469997
>I'm gonna eat like a freakin' piggy

>>53470150
>four days with no buckos...

>>53470097
damn, that's gunna be stupid they should have sex with each other instead

>>53468905
meru has a wet grippy cooch

>>53470271
G O A T
P U S S Y

>Ami dreamed about hornyposting in chat for buckos

>>53469997
4? Why not 9 or more?

>>53470232
Reminder that while Ami has taken a staunch anti bucko love position, she has remained silent on the bucko x sheeple question, therefore approving by omission

>>53470586
If Ami's not getting paid I'm not interested. Sorry sheeple, you'll have to find someone else.

Meru is an intellectual

>>53470586
I'm 90% sure she timed out someone in chat for asking about bucko x sheeple

Meru instant loss

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

New thread
>>53471291
>>53471291
>>53471291

>>53469997
She'll need the recovery time after >>53396123.