/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53361967
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>53361993
amen

>>53361967
UGLY

>>53361967
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>>53361993
Amen.

>>53362217
sucks off old men for money

For absolutely no reason, I had the thought of getting carried around on Axel's shoulders- like you see older brothers do with their younger siblings at Disney sometimes- and felt so sad that it'd never be real. Do I just want to be tall or something???

I MISS MY WHORE OSHI

>>53362421
You just wanna be doted on by aniki. Honestly me too, but I'd rather be his cat

>>53362435
He doesn't miss you.

>>53362078
maybe you should try baking next time

Graduate Magni Dezmond

Andrew Tate is the definition of All that is Man.

Rape Magni Dezmond

>>53362529
Oh.

>>53362559

>>53362603
No

nowa doko uuuuuuuu

which of tempus will call in or leave a message for fuma this morning?

I didn't have internet for 10 days besides for like 10 min/day. When browsing the board for 10min/day I saw some shit about Vesper/Magni being MIA and that Axel's porn game stream was fun, anything else I missed?

>>53362751
None of them, they all hate holostars jp. Especially axel.

>>53362751
Hakka and Altare, maybe Shinri

>>53362753
Hakka being a filthy scalie.

>>53362753
VG 6 months anniversary

>>53362751
Not Bettel. Most likely Altare/Axel/Hakka. I wish Flayon would, but it’d only happen if he prerecorded before vacation. It would be incredibly funny if it were another everybody-except-Bettel situation.

>>53362751
Nowa and Maguni surprise off-collab with Fuma.

Enter Flayon on the Raccoon telly

>>53362988
He just exposed himself as being in Fuma's membership. Flay....

>>53362898
I find it a little sad when Kobo literally shows more support towards holostars than some Tempus members ever did

>>53362898
if bettel leaves a message i will eat a banana with the peel on

>>53363102
cmon bro

>>53362887
Just like me..
>>53362896
Tnx, one more stream to check up on

>>53363102
to be fair the ID branch is close to the stars JP so it's no brainer.

>>53362704
whore

>>53363371
whore? more like gone

>>53363474
Bites off...

Hakka on the racoon telly

beat and rape gavis bettel

beat and rape magni dezmond

beat and rape noir vesper

I'm sorry for making fun of cuckmites. I now know how you feel.

Never forget

>>53363648
>>53363660
>>53363677

>>53363147
You normally waste the peel?

>>53363707
axelotls continue to amaze me

Only Hakka and Flayon on raccoon telly so far? I was out.

>>53363707
Shitxelotl my beloved.

I miss Vesper and he's not even my oshi

Tempus anniversary vs one infected toe
Who wins

>>53364061
I miss Maguni and Vesper too. I just wish they'd have told us why they were gone. Even something as vague and simple as, due to personal circumstances outside of streaming, they are taking a break for a while. That'd have been enough for me.

>>53364129
maybe only one of them is taking a personal break and the other got suspended

Come back and pay up, whore.

>>53364209
*shoves infected toe in your mouth*

>>53364129
They'll be back next week

>>53364334
Proof?

>Dez and Vesper will be going on a short little break
>short little break
>a while
can someone give a good estimate of time..

>>53364439
6 months, give or take

>>53361993
Amen.

>>53364180
I mean, the thing is, we really don't know because they gave us nothing to work with. That's what's most frustrating.

>>53364439
one week min

>>53364439
This is what's making me anxious the most. That does "a while" mean? A week? A month? Month and a half?

>>53363707
A /MANS/ legend

>>53364439
Well, it seems that nearly a week with no information isn't considered long enough.

>>53364439
More than 2 days, for sure.

>>53364439
Two more weeks.

>>53364439
Axel said that some exciting content will come in 5 days and they might announce that earlier. If it involves Vesper and Magni and they do not plan to get terminated, they have to be back before that. Magni and Vesper could be back before the 18th.

>>53364439
Soon.

>>53364522
im gonna give them a month or even 2 to come back. Haaton are going on 4 months without a stream/word from her seems like it might be a similar situation

>>53364439
We know so little and the info is so vague that is just guessing at this point.
My guess is a week or 2, max 3 depending how severe is the situation. I don't see this going over a month or something crazy like that.

>>53364522
Vesper is waiting until the last Vestie has given up on asking him to do karaoke. Magni is just taking enough time off that he doesn't feel like "I just took a break, but I need a break" So about 2 years each

I just hope they're back before the anniversary.

>>53363707
Beware of people who oshi Australians

>>53364644
If they're not back for the anniversary I hope Altare kills them and streams it

>>53364620
I think her situation is way too special to really compare it to anyone else.

>>53364678
finally some good content. even better if he kills himself after and the dingo that wanted to die for everyone is left alone

>>53364644
Not sure about that but if all goes well and they are back safe I still think they might delay the anniversary stuff a week later or two, depending how much this stuff messed things up internally.

wasnt Magni in charge of the anniversary projects? I cant remember

>>53364644
Yeah, they will be back for the 4th anniversary

cute doomposters, you're so retarded

what happened to your purple vtuber /mans/? Ran away like a dog?

>>53364861
Which one, there's 3.

>>53364861
yeah, thats why we need to put him down like one

>>53363707
What too much vegimite does to a motherfucker.

>>53364861
our dog is orange

>>53364861
R

>>53364899
It's spelled Vegemite you subhuman swine

>>53364861
A

>>53364678
Can he also feed Magni's corpse to the dingo?

>>53364861
P

>>53365013
>Axel finally gets to eat Magni's ass

>>53364129
No doubt in my mind some family shit happened with Vesper and yknow how his autism is regarding privacy. Magni I don’t understand much aside from the surgery and having to recover from that.

>>53365049
Likely that Magni's manager heard that his health got worse and he still wants to be a workaholic, she suspended him, forcing him to focus on chilling and recovering.

>>53365049
Both are probably fine healthwise. I do think Magni and Vesper got into a dispute and management gave them a timeout.

>>53364861
P

>>53364861
O

>>53365218
Yeah, I'm gonna bet his toe or back got bad and he refused to take a break as he has done before when unwell, especially since he already took 2 back to back so he's on forced leave. Not to mention he was reluctant during Ves' suspension to take a break and probably felt the same way this time round too.
Wish I just had anything to go on with Ves...

SHINRI ON RACCOON TELLY

SHINRI ON RACCOON TELLY

Shinri on the raccoon telly

>>53364861
E

>>53364861
P

>>53362435
He job so hard that Cover were forced to sent him and vesper to the signing poster mines. Noticed how Vesper and Magni goods were not sent or updated after 4 months?

>>53365488
I belieb this one hundred percent.

Vesper fell off the wagon, and spent over 2000 US dollars on five guys. And then they went out for burgers after

Why does HQ hate starsJP

>>53365488
kek, lazy whores

>>53365531
god I wish I could rub his big fat belly after he gorges himself on $2000 worth of five guys

saving up my money while theyre gone so i can donate it all to Magni and Vesper when they return!

>>53365615
>Vesper "Fuma is one of my people" Noir

What if Magni has been going through discmite 2.0 but without any discmites? What if his health actually got worse or he hurt his back again and that's actually why he has been doing shorter streams? And he did not want to say anything about that because he does not want any magmite to worry or baby him. If that's what happened, the magmites complaining about the shorter streams are looking kinda like assholes

did Bettel send a video?

>>53365749
definitely, he's going to play it any moment now

>>53365734
im sure theyre wishing they had those 30 minute streams back now

>>53365766
it's me

I am just realizing that Fuma has unshaded ears. He is Bettel's brother...

>>53364678
At least he’ll finally get to hunt humans for sport

>>53365827

>>53365766
this except i hate him

>>53365886
I miss his 3 am twitter spaces...

>>53364861
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>>53365615
Why are you born you disgusting piece of trash? Why'd you learn how to use a computer to type such low tier garbage takes? Why can't you do anything but succeed in life you absolute dogshit of a human being? You should quite literally kill yourself you subhuman cuck. You contribute nothing and you will continue to do so until you expire and become nutrients for the soil you walk on. You might as well get started now but I get the feeling you'll have fail at killing yourself too.

>>53365856
Man is winning hard right now..

I have so much free time these days now that 2/3 of the tempus boys I must always watch are on break. It's strange.

>>53365883
I have some interesting reading material for a curious Vestie.

>>53366122
are you a magvestellion by any chance?

>>53366107
vesper stop your self loathing and explain yourself

But seriously why is Fuma so cute

>>53366144
No. I like all the boys though.

>>53366128
share!

>>53366122
i usually just watch hq but i have more time to check out vg which has been nice

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1679163779974840320

Why does axel hate his senpais?

>>53366244
nihongo wakarimasen

antnation, your genuine honest reaction?

why does axel masturbate his senpais

>>53366194
Yeah, thinking about doing that too.

>>53366258
Have you picked up a scent, my sister? He can't be far away...

Just spent the last couple days without internet. There haven't been any new developments since Leader and dingo making vague statements about the missing whores right?

I usually skip these axel apex japanese collabs with people I don't really know, mostly because of the language barrier than anything.
At least it seems this one will be somewhat entertaining even though I don't know the girl at all, but from the schedule it seems that they will try to speak a bit more of english on this stream.

>>53366258
Thank you Allah for this new source of protein

>>53366244
>>53366107

>>53366264
Oga sex

WDHMBT

>>53366318
Hakka/Shinri reiterated that they know next to nothing and to simply keep your chin up and don’t menhera

>>53366376
Oh God, Axel's gonna go the JohnnySomali route

>>53366376
gangbang

Vesper & Magni still MIA?

DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmPWOu-j20A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmPWOu-j20A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmPWOu-j20A

DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/pmPWOu-j20A
https://youtu.be/pmPWOu-j20A
https://youtu.be/pmPWOu-j20A

>>53366374
Very true omaesan

>Japanese
>Apex

>>53366445
yes but im close to finding them dw

>>53366445
the rapist orcs that kidnapped them havent let them go yet

Ahhhh- I want to watch Axel but I'm particularly sleepy tonight, and he's using a softer voice which isn't helping.

>>53366639
>tonight
The day has just started bruh

>>53366382
Thanks anon. I figured there wasn't much new info yet, but wanted to make sure I hadn't missed anything.

>>53366678
There is more than one timezone.

>>53366678
Oh Americans

I MISS FLAYON FUCK I NEED TO HEAR HIM AGAIN PLEASE FLAY JUST A VOICE TWEET OR SOMETHING FUCK ME

Have any hq boys showed up on fuma's stream?

>>53367271
nope, I think video from Bettel is more likely than anything from HQ right now with the current situation

you know, i think bettel is way more shy than i thought... he really doesn't want to do something new. but he is improving himself though

>>53367271
They hate starsJP

>>53367447
He asked Hakka if it would be culturally insensitive or appropriative to fill a pinata with dog treats and whack it on stream. He’s autistically considerate and fears stepping on the toes of his JP employer and superiors.

>>53367332
Why would that have any bearing on Altare or Axel sending in a video? It's pre-recorded, and it's not like Fuma's fans are going to be mad at them for the other two going MIA.

>>53367506
Altare LOVES starsJP, but HATES totsumachi

>>53367566
Kinda hot

>>53367566
No wonder his fans are the ones who made sensitivity readers mandatory in every project

>using stars senpais as bait to tribalfag
everytime

Top 3 wow

>>53367506
>>53366107

Wondering if I should buy an anime impulse ticket for the chance some of the boys might have a meet and greet

If he's called Vesper Noir, why isn't he black?

>>53367566
More like he asked the only spic of the group if it's racist to put a pinata in your taco stream, but spin it whichever way you want kek

>>53368032
It always happens.
There's 13 of them but you always see 3 or 4 show up to their stuff but no one says anything then. So to me the whole "They don't care, that's why they didnt show up" is just bait to me at this point. So is the best just to ignore it.

>Apex Syrios
I sleep....

>>53368304
>he doesn't know

rrat: Magni revealed to Yagoo that Vesper Noir is actually black. Magni was suspended for Racism, and Vesper is being investigated pending termination for being black

rrat: ________________:D__________________________________

>>53368032
/stars/ is our aunties. Faggots fuck off from our aunties.

>>53368328
You both are saying the same thing.

Just tuned into Axel and they're talking in english

>>53368761
We are Temma?

rrat: GOOD MORNING SISTERS I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH NOIR VESPER. There is nothing you can do or say to stop me. The noises he makes are somehow more pitiful than clown's and it's gotten even worse with the new model.

Axel missed all his shots on someone that was giving him his back and died for it kek

>>53368328
This is some reverse psychology, right? You have a fetish for Bettel being a racist, don't you?

>>53368761
anon i have to break it to you but not everyone in /stars/ are aunties. you are right about faggots fucking off though

Top 3 again

Vesper's old mama seems to be back on Twitter, what if the break is related to the new model?

>>53369080
What if she is the one who killed Vesper?

>>53369080
uh oh

>>53369080
oh shit she is theres a new like. how interesting

>>53369080
SHE ATE VESPER

>>53367566
The same guy who said he's too pale to rap in karaoke practice with Magni. He's autistic

>>53369210
that was funniest thing i've heard in my life kek

>>53369080
Lol

>>53369210
In all fairness, he is. I don't know if there's a paler boy in all of vtubing.

I just noticed he didn't even tweet the stream, who the fuck is mikodayo

I want to suck Axel's ears

>>53369080
>vesper hates his old model so much he threatens the japanese artist to leave the internet or he will cause trouble
>she leaves
>he uses her absence to get cover to give him a new model
>she finally returns when pako finds out vesper is an unhinged retarded psycho and helps her out
>they tell cover and vesper is immediately put on leave while an internal investigation is conducted
>magni also because he's a dumb bitch who helped vesper come up with the plan

>>53369080
>I was only gone for a while and now you replaced me with prettier artist?
>Mama, I can explain. It's not what you think it is.
>I'm gonna throw the absolute rage towards Cover HQ that not even Mizuryu Kei thought about!
>*proceeds to KyoAni Cover

>>53369210
I knew once I saw how he writes the letter y. Also I get "suburban American white kid who got to binge cartoons and sugary ass cereal that was also a bit touched in the head" vibes from him.

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/Onnqu0QXO8Q
https://youtu.be/Onnqu0QXO8Q
https://youtu.be/Onnqu0QXO8Q

>>53369813
>how he writes the letter y.
...do americans write differently?

>>53369408
Vesper

>>53369862
nobody writes Y with 3 strokes

>vesper admits/mane finds out what smoking the oregano pipe to relax means
>suspended
>magni jumps in like a retard to defend his own stress use
>suspended
>cover unwilling to admit talents overworked/suffering menhera and forced on break (black company vibes)
>equally unwilling to cite disciplinary action due to activities of questionable legality

Magni and Vesper are on a break because they are planning on buying a house to live together in

>>53370029
haha... yeah... w-who writes Y with three strokes, that's stupid... I totally don't do that...

hakka is dying...

>>53369862
Anon, I'm also a burger. I certainly don't write the letter y by making a v and then drawing the stem from the right to connect at the bend

>>53369434
Remember VSaikyo? He's the coach of the champion team.

>>53370129
whatever gets the job done, brother

>>53370250
Please...

noir vespe

>>53370129
Bettel stop posting here unless you like reading detailed descriptions of you getting rapemurdered

>>53370250
ToT

>>53370284
Is there anyone in holostars who canonically does not have a flat ass?

>>53370363
of course not, they're anime men. it's illegal for them to have an ass

>>53370418
flayon said he has nice one

>>53370446
he's lying, he's flat

>>53370418
My law breaking oshi!

I genuinely don't understand what the appeal is to man ass.

>>53370446
His mama says otherwise

>>53370499
>Vesper gets suspended after magnoir off collab
>Vesper goes on break following a planned magnoir collab
The mag ass is dangerous

i'm not hakkito and do not watch his stream so much but i love hakka's laughing, i like his songs the most, when i hear him laughing i can't help smiling...

>>53370504
the same appeal women ass has

>>53370522
bro literally has a more noticeable bulge than ass

Ah... dirty and stinky Hakka room...

>>53370566
Get hakkito'd nigger

>>53370566
hi momi love your hentai posts

I forgot how bad hakka was at games

>>53370959
little brother charm point

>>53362988
>>53363037
Just woke up. What happened? What did he do and say to expose that?

>>53369080
She heard of the new model, found and murdered Vesper in cold blood then Magni went on to seek revenge and he's still out looking for her while she comes back to pretend like all is well.

>>53370959
I forgot, did he explain why he is bad at games? has he acknowledged that at all?

>>53371157
watch the vod
https://youtu.be/iQQLIkTJMKU

>>53371183
>explain why he is bad at games
What do you mean? Isn't being bad at games the default until you've practiced?

dude hakka is sexy today

>>53371183
...Huh? Anon. Why are people ever bad at anything?

>>53371183
Busy working to feed his family.

>>53369957
Vesper is the darkest member of Tempus dude. It's in the name.

>>53371257
The donkey kong and super mario playthrough say otherwise, but being able to understand mechanics and adapt yourself to the game is a skill on its own

UOOOOOOOHHHH SEEEEEX

>>53370544
That's what Flayon meant when he wrote "the Mag**** is just too good"...it all adds up...

>>53371440
sex doko

>>53370250
wtf source

>>53363037
why it bad??

>>53371440
Anon please take your meds

>>53369080
Uh oh

>>53371597
Who says it's bad? Good for the fanfic writers and consoomers in the thread ;)

I love Hakka's positive-responsible-extrovert-but eldest brother personality...

>>53371605
Hakka said it on stream baka

>>53369080
C'mon anon, at least make a rrat with this than just naming 2 unrelated things

they're on leave because magni leaked en gen 3 info to vesper who then leaked it to twitch indies

>>53370250
Hakka's never gonna live this down lol

>>53370250
source is mmmofffinnn

the furries.. they keep multiplying..

>>53371821
i hope not, bro deserves it for being horny

his brain is getting fried by this puzzle

he's so dumb

he finally did it...

Bro...

do latinos buy a water at the truck?

MY BABYYYYYYYY
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1679509759798697985
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1679509759798697985
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1679509759798697985

Graduate Vesper Noir and Magni Deezmond

>>53373086
Yes, they should graduate school already and come back.

Graduate me please, I'm so tired of my thesis

>>53373037
YIPEEEE

>>53373037
Are you a machiroon who coddles him and concernfags repeatedly in chat?

>>53373197
Heh, it anything they're going all in with school

I miss Bettel two

nigga come back already

Hakka's got strange tastes

i cant watch streams right now, hows hakka doing with undertale? would it be too mean to recommend him any touhou game?

>>53373400
NOT ON A BLUE BOARD ANON

>>53373402
He's doing okay-ish, he's enjoying the characters but is jobbing the gameplay a bit. Touhou would definitely be too much for him

>>53373400
Twink hakka impaled on lizard dick ToT

>>53373400
oh my god

>>53373402
he's having problems with the overworld puzzles, he just got to L3 in hotland and having fun

>>53373261
BRO my timezone sucks so i usually watch his vod i don't have any time to be concernfags bitch what the fuck?

>>53373400
https://files.catbox.moe/63x1lc.JPG

Hakka's a scalie...

>>53373613
Huh. Why did you and post it and link it…

https://files.catbox.moe/0jcmr3.jpg
guys I found Vesper

the first day hakka cried so badly

>>53373519
>>53373543
well thats nice to hear, undertale is a pretty chill game overall as long as you dont go for a genocide route

>>53373368
He's camping, your please will go unnoticed

>>53373685
???? how old is he

>>53373586
You just got fished anon. It's kind of funny considering some of the other boys' concernfags are even worse

a nice lady gave me a ride home from the gym and my husband is coming back...maybe life isn't so hopeless after all

>>53373613
This is not news. It's the same guy that's obsessed with Godzilla.

>>53373817
Vesper is coming back????

>>53373835
who?

>>53372761
If the truck is a consistent presence as he says, then it must be a viable business model. I don't know how life works in Zeenoghcooney, but in America, they would. You can pick some Latinos up from a Home Depot (not a joke) and bring them to a property that you're working on to labor in the blistering sun. The property might not have running water or air conditioning, and is often too far out of walking distance to a store. A truck that drives by to sell water like an ice cream truck makes total sense.

>>53373835
vesper is BLACK, not BACK, grandpa

>>53373835
who the fuck is that? i only gosling for flay

SPIDER DANCE LET'S GO

This is going to be my first time watching him fight a boss, let's go!

>>53373817
Who is your husband?

If you save a spider cookie or donut and eat it during the muffet fight, it immediately moves to the spare ending
I saw aruran do it

>>53373957
Magni

>>53373981
He is coming back? When?

my oshi

>>53373957
>>53373876
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1679509759798697985 a suspicious amount of good things have been happening to me today

Hakka... I love you

>>53374020
Ngl I really hate morf. I hate everything roach related.

>>53374013
Tuesday night, streaming on wednesday

>>53373980
That's not exactly news considering how much people played the game anon

>>53374071
Why are you posting vesper?

>>53374024
You've probably used up 7 years of your luck. Always stop and look first before you cross the street!

>>53374059
>I really hate morf
How could anyone hate this lovable little guy?

>>53374024
Same, I got invited to eat out right after I saw his tweet
>but I have more sweetness incoming
This line is making me really excited, I wonder if he has something planned for us

>>53374060
And how the fuck do you know this?

>He read Stingy as Stingy
One of the ESL of all time.

>>53374020
he's my oshi too!

>>53374123
nta but UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE GET EXTERMINATED GET EXTERMINATED GET EXTERMINATED

>>53374218
Ugh... why did you make him redder? Disgusting

haka's smile... hehehe...

>>53374218

He doesn't realize that his mic is desynced with the game audio, which means he's whistling and humming out of time with the songs. Somebody tell him he has to set up a slight audio delay in OBS. Flay or Shinri will know how.

>>53374107
i spent an hour walking on the freeway, you're more than likely correct
>>53374148
i hope he has a little skit or something, but i really want to hear about his travels

Easy win for Banzoin Hakka

>>53374218
I actually searched youtube if there were any vids of roaches eating semen lolol

Didn't someone ask for Axel with slave tattoo a while ago? Here you go
https://twitter.com/Potamikouu/status/1679490272793870338

>>53374218

why is VG full of monsterfuckers?

>>53371529
https://twitter.com/mmmofffinnn/status/1679485258897698816?t=UKt7S-j32pHOkwbnpBvKkg&s=19

>>53374470
Half of HQ is too tbf

>>53374470
everyone in tempus is

>>53370250
Do you think he did it on purpose to get lewd fanart? He did retweeted a fake doujin cover they did of him.

>>53374421
Turkish pornstars won't post on YouTube silly

>>53374470
They're all degenerates just like mr fr fr

>>53374539
Leader is a gutfucker not a monsterfucker

>>53374422
UUUUUOOOOOHHHHH SEEEEEEEEXXX I NEED TO BURY MY FACE IN HIS CHEST

>>53374470
It gets lonely vanguarding in the wilderness. Xenokunians are monsterfuckers by default though.

>>53374559
Reminds me of the kirin and the cowkini

>>53374422
Hot.

>>53370363
>>53370418

>>53374470
Bettel is not a monsterfucker by choice

>>53374422
12 Years an Axelotl

>>53374733
There's nothing there

>>53374759
GOD DAMN PHANTOM LOOKS LIKE THAT?

>>53374759
Bettel thinks Xenomorphs are hot, he's absolutely a monsterfucker by choice

>>53371183
Hakka only played in his childhood, later he had to focus on studying and working as the breadwinner of his house or at least to help his mother with the bills.

I need Flay back

>>53374759
FalseEyeDoubleD

I forgot sans cucked asgore

>>53374837
soon

>>53374855
I'll rape you (with my old rusty music sheet stand) after I rape Bettel (with my vagina)

Hakka needs to harass burgerpants more

Is hakka on a pacifist or neutral route? I doubt he'll be able to finish pacifist run this stream

Hakka no

>>53375191
No kill N route

>>53374470
There are canonically no girls in Elysium so your choices are:
>your guildmates
>your guildmate's mascots
>Magni's clones
>monsters
>or if you're stupid enough, Omega
And no, even the NPCs walking around are all males. You can thank Altare for murdering every vagina-haver in Elysium.

>>53375191
If it's a virgin file, you can't get True Pacifist so Hakka is in Neutral Pacifist.

>>53375319
>>53375281
But I got the true ending on my first file?
Where does this idea come from that you can't get the true ending on your first playthrough when you absolutely can

>>53375376
To get the true ending you have to go on all the dates, and most players don't go back and do them until after they beat flowey

>>53370363

>>53374792
Can't tell if you're joking but that's an ass

oh wait, i just realised. hakka has no chat rules.

>>53375440
Okay then he can still get true pacifist in this playthrough

>>53375303
>no girls in Elysium
then how do they make babies?

>>53375544
Grim...

>>53375544
Thank you for doing this very important research

I want to be Hakka's older white girlfriend that his mom doesn't trust. ToT

>>53375544
oga truly has the dumpy...

>>53374792

>>53375664
Horny vestie bonk

I didn't realize I had hakka's stream on the bluetooth speakers, and now my whole family heard that Temmie needs mons for colleg

>>53375880
Kek nice job retard

>>53375880
at least they didn't hear his spider rant

>>53375971
please stop posting sad magmites and vesties it keeps making me laugh

>>53375971
I snuggle da vestie. He is fuzzy and cute.

>>53375971
can a vestie girl love a magmite boy

Oy vey close one hakka

Vestea was supposed to represent Vesper's manager/handler, and his continued sexual aggression towards it led to horrible cuts on his penos. He'll be in the hosprital until he can stream without ugly crying
Magni was the one cosplaying as vestea. Thoughts and prayers with his family

>>53376223
>So, as a joke

>>53375596
mpreg
elysium is in the omegaverse

>>53375765
No I want to have an uncomfortable conversation where I explain I don't speak Spanish despite taking multiple years in HS and having every opportunity to learn. Everything she hears will only make her despise me more. It doesn't help that we're nearly the same age.
Then I will go into her son's filthy room and shut the door while she's forced to listen to Hakka begging the white devil to fuck him.

>>53376287
You're gonna give her flashbacks to Bettel I see

>>53375564
Did Hakka did the Alphys Date yet after Undyne's?

my opinion
alpha - altare, flayon, axel, hakka, shinri
beta - bettel, X
omega - yagoo, magni, vesper

>>53376287
>we're nearly the same age.

kinda interesting
just unsubcribed to some small corpo vtubers and suddenly my feed is full of hololive and holostars again
What does youtube mean by that?

>>53376341
Goddamnit now I can't stop thinking about Hakka having a hardcore bleached fetish.
>>53376472
vesties be old

>Vesper is gone and vesties move on to lust on younger dudes

>>53376415
who is x?

>>53376689
My ex

>>53376689
This boy. Flay before the R-TRUS

i'm uncomfortable with the fact there's a 50 year old woman here

>>53376791
dw that will be us soon enough.

>>53376791
R

>>53376824
nta but i have 26 years to be that old

>>53376824
damn you right

>>53376415
hakka gives me more beta vibes

>>53376854
i have 24 to go but it adds up faster and faster.

>>53376854
I am 26 years old
If you want we could be 50 years old together

>>53377039
you mean SEX!?