/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Soon!

She sang 6 songs and played around with very complex 3d technology so another 3 day rest

>another thread
FUCK YOU

>>53265139
jesusRyS...

>>53265176
This isn't /uuu/ fuck off

I love IRyS!

rewatching the VOD, and god I can’t get enough of her mannerisms while singing

>>53265569
Yeah I can tell

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>53266145
We're gonna need a bigger hole

I love IRyS, she's a hot cute dork! (it's ok though, the popsicle will cool her down)

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

I love IRyS, she's a chute dork

But what if a twitter space

>>53268326
this picture is missing me straddling the end of the slide, dick out and fully erect

>>53268717
Cheebophiles make me sick.

fucking cheebs is zoophilia

>>53268655
Okay, but do it in the evening pretty please

>>53269024
she'll lick cheesecake off of anywhere, not my fault really

If IRyS ever covers Dandan Chikaku Naru how long will it be till a fan MV full of silly yabai shit in the background comes out?

>>53269594
maybe a cheeb version

>>53270900
I can feel and smell this picture

airisu HIPS

>>53270900
Sexy

>>53270900
I came in less than 20 seconds

>>53271983
I want to stick my weiner in Cheeb's mouth, if you're picking up what I'm putting down

>>53271983
This Cheeb's kind of cute

You know I have always wanted to get a good translation of her songs, but I have looked on the internet and I get... conflicting answers at best.

DOes anyone have a solid source on the lyrics

When is the next watchalong?
Her game streams of late have been shit.

I miss IRyS.

>>53272313
Only Up doesn't do it for you?
Not that I have anything against another watchalong though.

>>53272444
I miss her more

https://twitter.com/HandPlug/status/1678748877233721345

>>53272444
>>53272503
I'm watching the VOD. She's right here with me.

I should be sleeping but I don't want to.

>>53272482
No, it's terrible

>>53272691
>watching the VOD
You know what, I should do that.

>>53272076

Has she watched Fury Road yet? Pretty sure she would really like it.

I wanted her to comission this guy for a wallpaper
and she went and commissioned a whole MV
she loves me

Can you post that one IRyS gif I really like?

>>53273555
blood is going into my penicular region

>>53273608
Hope this helps

>>53273676
Needs helltaker music

>>53273542

>>53274487
finally...

>>53273555
>>53273676
very sex

>>53273555
>>53273676
Oh god I have a thing for silhouette stuff and the "fully covered but eyes are clearly visible" things makes it better
Don't ask me why though because I don't know why but I can speculate
What they >>53274795 said. Thanks

>>53273676
i cannot describe how hard i am

Did you guys know that IRyS a cute?

>>53277090
Gonna need proof

>>53277659
everything about her is cute

>>53277799
I don't know why that image is fucked.

>>53277799
akarys~

>>53277799
There's no proof here

>>53277914
I know. Taking screenshots on YouTube broke and I don't know why.

>>53273555
AHHHHH, it's my wet dream demon!!! (It's like a sleep paralysis demon, but slightly different)
>>53273676
This one goes out to all the guys with amputation fetishes.

>>53277799
i get it!

Why do her tits bounce into place so perfectly every time she resets the thing?
I'm not complaining but who decided that?

>>53279162
I don't know why but it is a weird thing I've seen with some video games or people messing around on model programs. Same for air and other dangly bits
You think it would just appear with no gravityyyy being implimented on it but I guess not

>>53279278(me)
Same for hair, I meant

>>53279348
Nice AssRyS

I want to trick IRyS into letting me park my penis in her vagens

>>53279348

>>53279556
What's the origin of this image?

>>53279556
Look at it just sitting there and taking it like a good little whore... What a slutty dessert..

>>53279651
just a random gif i found

>>53279651
It's just a bunny getting its butt spanked.

I love IRyS

>>53279651
Japanese commercial I think

IRyS is my friend

aaaahh......uUueeeehhh.....irrryyYyss

Posting the first divegrass poll once again, need a few more votes and suggestions. As of now, it seems like Gooseling and Unfinished RPGs are the two players most likely to leave the team
https://forms.gle/8xjSvo3A8skbX8Bz5

Huh, she was up pretty early/late

>>53281081
I don't see a kickball isn't a real sport option anywhere.

>>53283087
Shitposting box, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBgFX_2oIU4
im sorry IRyS... theres no way im gonna be able to resist being a whore for this

>>53283328
Reine's so fucking lucky Pochi's her mama

>>53282369
Baseball manga and Splatoon

>>53284909
Think she's trying to find new sci fis to watch too, I would find her some but i'm too busy with korean/chinese comic brainrot

capturing Flare and forcing my dick between her thighs for a thighjob while IRyS forces her to hold a bow and arrow and laughing with her weird little guinea pig laugh

i'd like IRyS to do an entire country album

I'd like IRyS to do an entire JOI video

I'd like IRyS to--

>>53286148

>>53286074
video? whats the point if its not live

>>53286325
SEX

I'd like IRyS to show me her vagina

>>53286074
I need a full countdown where she says RyS after every number

So was the whole Hozuki IRyS thing debunked?

>>53286835
Nope

>>53286835
she has my last name now

What does Hozuki even mean?

Did any of the JP or ID Talents talked about going to Disneyland with IRyS? It must be Haachama?

>>53287348
It was actually

>>53287348
>It must be Haachama
Doubt it, Disney are really cautious about letting people spread ashes on the rides

>>53286835
It's not her 'real' name 'yet', because it was never officially revealed. Also last time anyone asked about it in chat she basically said that whole thing with her name was scrapped.
So her name could literally be anything or nothing, because that original L O R E plan is dead.

I love IRyS, she's a squirting cute dork! (It's ok though, I got her wet too)

>>53287941
>So her name could literally be anything or nothing, because that original L O R E plan is dead.
Kiara is so based for revealing that Omega moved on.

Her name is IRyS Johnson

IRyS Von Hololive

IRyS Marie

>>53281081
>Gooseling.. most likely to leave the team
it's over...

smoke break...

Mumei wants to watch Ancient Aliens with IRyS

>>53289133
Offstream I'm guessing

>>53289182
she's been doing watchalongs and was talking about other girls it'd be fun to watch with, IRyS was the first one that she mentioned

>>53289133
Are hoocucks really so boring?

if you think about it, IRyS could actually be an alien girl

>>53289438
alienussy

oh no...

>>53289702
Ah... a new one
Wait what the hell!?
Where is it taking m-

>>53289133
I think we can come up with something better than Ancient Aliens, what about Mars Attacks?

hey

>>53290690
she specifically wants to see how IRyS would react to all the stupid fucking shit they say in ancient aliens

>>53290794
hello

>>53290976

HELLO

>>53291278
hi

>New cover only 50k after 24hrs
Guys what happened?

heeeeelllllllooooooooooo

>>53292256

The guyrys peeking emote always reminds me of this

>>53292376

>>53290801
I'd love for there to be more MoomRyS (IRyS is my one and only, and Mumei is like the best friend that isn't actually a route) (or Mumei is like my little sister, while IRyS is like my little sister *wink wink* ;) )
But, I'm not sure if IRyS would realize that what they are saying is crazy...

I want a MumRyS collab where Mumei will do IRyS impressions but she's naked

>>53293375
ASMR collab where it's a challenge that IRyS has to make Mumei as red as possible.

>>53289438
probably, she is way to perfect for a human

>>53293463
off-collab*

>>53293582
handcam*

>>53293463
hopefully not involving blood

>>53293739
why not?

Don don don don don don don

>>53295272

>>53295311
What is this dance move called?

>>53295311
They should have appointed ChickenRyS and KingKongRyS for unit song

>>53295431
it's called chicken dance into E. Honda hand slaps

>>53295512
that sounds like a... zero to dork true combo

>>53286325
The way LoliRyS's gap phases in and out of existence is mesmerizing.

>>53292401

If Cheebs had a nemesis who/what would it be? (Aside from the concept of exercise, I mean.)

>>53298535
the negacheeb

>>53298535

>>53298535

>>53290794
>>53290976
>>53291065
>>53291278
>>53291563
>>53292256
i dont come for a day and this happens wtf

Anybody have that pic of Irys giving Guyrys head in a car with Guyrys smiling and blushing? You can't see Irys blowing him but it's really obvious what she's doing.

>>53298900
Come back in two days and it'll be an animated gif.

>>53299348
Yeah, gimme a few...

>>53299348
Oof, nope. The one I have is different, but I'll keep scrolling just in case.

>>53299348
yeah

Who will be crowned noodle queen?

>>53289438
No horns, not IRyS throw this art into the trash

>>53268655
those days are long gone she does not need it anymore

>>53272165
it is basically about a girl that got over her childhood first love but sill in denial

>>53279162
her rigger

>>53292078
it is her own fault. she left her channel to die since 2.0 became a thing because she has better stuff to do now

kimoi

>>53300486
the inflation caught cheebs...

>>53292078
We're still busy streaming idol.

>>53300409
I'm not sure if this is a slope or if the image is crooked.

dropping in to say your oshi is pretty hot

>>53292078
>>53300586
IRyS if you are here! Change your title to english, zoom the thumbnail just a little bit so it focus on your beautiful face and shill it again on twitter or ask your manager to post it on reddit. This cover is really good but the presentation is confusing for people who don't know japanese. Love you by the way

>>53301811
stop saviourfagging her music career it's so boring

>>53301916
You are boring and fuck off this thread

>>53301932
Nah I'm not boring if I don't want to see the same conversation for the 50th time

>>53301970
Good heavens, would you look at that! I love IRyS, she's a cute cork

>>53301970
Why are you here anyway? IRyS is a vsinger and thats just how it goes. If you don't like her to sing more then go watch other company. You aren't welcome here

>>53286325
>the subtle silhouette of puff
That's it. That's how erections are made.

+1 follow https://twitter.com/39raigarage

>>53292078
It's not a viral meme song.
Quality sadly does not really matter for views - it's all about being at the right place at the right time to cash in on the algorithm pushing you.

>>53302215
She's really getting groomed by Furea

>>53302215
That's the illustrator Fu-tan always commissions for big events like concerts....

I love IRyS! She's a cute fork.

HAHA YOU FOOL! You always posted the spork image, but not once did you ever think to go for the most obvious cutlery!

>>53302326
Do you mean 3d stuff?

>>53301811
Not a bad take. You forgot the red arrows

>>53302646
Dude, spork>fork all day

>>53302836
based snow peak appreciator

>>53302768
Red arrows will only confuse the viewers more. The only person that uses Red arrows are people who doesn't know youtube and using it as a crutch.

>>53279348
Christ...

>>53302836
It's not about which utensil is better, it's about finding any word that sounds similar to 'dork' and poorly photoshopping IRyS onto it! And I got fork first.

Anyway, I love IRyS, she's an uber cute dork! (It's ok though, her extreme cuteness is a wonderful positive quality)

>>53303183
Believe me, I have poorly photoshopped my fair share.

Example: I love IRyS, she's a cute hork

>>53303183
Sometimes I even leave the dork part alone.

(I love IRyS, she's a Groot dork)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY2tm_4411U

>>53303419
like every time I see flare she's wearing a new outfit

>>53286835
She said that she knows her censored name but they also told her that it doesn't matter now, they dropped that idea.

>>53303553
Must be nice.

>>53302276
Yes but also she doesn't know anything about shilling or building hype. She was quiet af about her actual anniversary for some reason too and then suddenly decided to drop a cover at the end of it. Ideally she would have streamed a lot more the week prior and actually teased the cover a few times. We hate on cover for how they release her music but the fact is she's just as bad herself

>>53303553
thats the blue journey outfit

>>53303668
you can't hype people for something they don't care about

>>53303553
Most JPs, including Flare, don't have very many outfits either.
For L2Ds she has her default, a kimono, and a casual clothes version. This is the special 3D she got for the Blue Journey project.
I think Mori has the most L2Ds out of anyone in the company now?

>>53303419
Will she sing Kokoro Odoru again today? I hope she does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLvq4ZSIoms

>>53303701
You can. The trick is to not tell them what it is so they don't KNOW if they care about it.

All these whores, becoming the last IRyStocrat is getting easier by the day.

>>53303806
You're not a whore if it's with a JP. Them's the rules.

>>53303818
That sounds like whore cope to me.

you flare fags are starting to get pretty annoying

>>53303838
ken-sama cope

>>53303858
Whatever you say, whore, I will be the last IRyStocrat standing.

>>53303838
Nope.
It's the inverse.
>>53303856
JP's are always welcome in /HiRyS/
(except Towa)

>>53303856
I've probably watched Flare more than anyone else in this thread and she's pretty boring

>>53303885
she's alright and I think her and IRyS are cute but that's no reason for you to start linking her streams here

>>53303954
It wasn't me that linked it.
I wouldn't have clicked on it otherwise though, and IRyS isn't streaming.

>>53303856
I'd rather talk about Holos IRyS likes during dead hours than go through the same boring old bait loops about HoW UNSuCcEsSfULl IRyS is and how """it's all her own fault""".

Will you nerds shutup you keep making me think something happened

>>53303988
you realize that "Holos IRyS likes" includes ENs right? you want people like the timerys schizo or baerysfags to start posting here during dead hours too?

>>53303988
with that logic we should start talking about Mori here too

>>53304040
can't talk about them because they're "EN whores"

>>53304040
They link their streams too and get btfo each time

>>53304040
>>53304057
>includes ENs right
Sure, I have no problem talking about them. Other than Mori most of the time they stream around the same slots IRyS does though, so there's very little opportunity to.

>>53304079
i don't even remember the last time one of them did, the only one that might have done that recently is a sapling

>>53304040
>ENs that IRyS likes stream when IRyS streams -> talking about them is distracting
>JPs that IRyS likes stream when IRyS does not streams -> talking about them is great
Not hard

>"EN whores" anon is here
Eww no wonder it smells like shit. Go back to /#/

>>53304133
guess that means that when those ENs stream on IRyS' days off it's free game then

SEA hours truly are the worst

Stream Idol btw

STREAM IDOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpbpwXAEJl4

>>53304210
This is actually considerably better than it usually is. Almost peaceful.

>>53304210
At least the Cuck Schizo is sleeping or nursing a ban right now

>>53304256
it's early morning in Brazil

>>53304266
Hasn't stopped him from posting this late/early before

>>53304040
>flare is an autistic eroge otaku and 30 year old virgin
>ENs are turbo sluts
Not hard

>>53304395
either of those statements are true

>>53304395
>flare virgin
kek

>>53304395
Flare is like the biggest dyke in all of Hololive anon...

>>53304395
Obsessing over virginity is such a fucking stupid concept. There is zero difference between a penis and a dildo or her hands, if she has sexual pleasure from being inserted she is no longer a virgin.

>>53304471
>There is zero difference between a penis and a dildo or her hands
that's a very virgin thing to say

I need some new shoes, what kind of shoes does IRyS think are cool on guys?

>>53304494
Buy clogs, bitches love clogs

>>53304494
get some foam runners

everytime i open this thread there is nothing but negativity, either shitting on the others or IRyS herself

>>53304596
People come here to shit on others when they get laughed out of their main thread
Lot of numberfags here apparently

>>53304596
it's a combination of the cuck schizo the en schizo and an autist who likes to argue with everyone

>>53304596
Excuse me, but is my cubed pork (who I love very much) negativity?

>>53289438
Probably. Her cuteness is out of this world.

Oh yeah
How was the TOTAL RECALL watchalong?
Was too busy that day

>>53305743
Already forgotten it.
It was alright though.

>>53305743
she liked it more than robocop

Besides the Necromancer has any other holo ever sold ring for merch before ?

How would you guys feel if somehow company lines were ignored and there was a massive event in which every heterochromatic vtuber did a massive collab?

>>53305855
I'd feel annoyed at you for even considering such a hypothetical.
All I want from IRyS is a solo concert. One day at least.

>>53305855
as long as there's no males it's fine

>>53305844
I remember Choco and Lamy both had rings, pretty sure there were more of them too.
I don't really want an IRyS ring though, I'd never use it. Merch that looks subtle or you can use is always the best, like DeskmatRyS or the laundry bags Ina had.

>>53305941
Didn't Lamy have a ring that had her name on the inside so it'd press into your skin and leave an indent with it on your finger or was that someone else?

>>53305855
Rin Penrose and IRyS for a splatoon collab.Also no males

>>53305977
Nah, Lamy's didn't have anything like that as far as I know

>>53305923
>>53305980
Jeez, obv no males.

I'm actually in the middle of watching Rin fail to name the 50 states. My youtube feed started pushing her hard a couple weeks ago. I guess she's making record growth. Seems likable and funny enough.

>>53305844
Friend

>>53305977
that was ru-chan i think

>>53306099
Man, how much of a joke fandead turned out to be will never stop being funny.
IRyS is not like that, right? She'll never betray us like that, right?

>>53306915
I don't know about you but she'll never betray me.

>>53306915
IRyS doesn't lean heavily into super parasocial GFE in the first place, so no, there's no chance of that.

>>53290794

>>53307387
>Irys
>not GFE
???

>>53306086
All of Gamers had rings sold through Namco's arcade chain.

>>53307420
She doesn't though? She has her GFE streams, but even then they are more tongue in cheek and comedic than anything. Usually she's not really doing that.
Rushia was a pure GFE-tuber, she regularly talked about loving her Listeners and expertly made them dependent on her. Fuck, she had spreadsheets with all her bigger gachis birthdays, anniversaries, donation frequency and so on, and would private message people on Twitter fairly regularly for anything from personalized happy birthday message videos to asking them where they'd been if she noticed someone slipping and losing touch with her. You can't really compare a couple Valentine's Day and "date" skits to that.

new cheeb game update when

>Irys

>>53307656
That finger flipping image is never going to get old, is it?

>>53305844
It's class ring not wedding ring

>>53307615
NTA
She's not super GFE true, but it's not true to assume there won't be a shitshow should IRyS get a similar yab.

today/tomorrow

>>53307886
That goes for any holo though

>>53308013
It has to be IRyS because he hates her

>>53307886
That comes with the territory, it's just a part of the profession.
Some absolutely have it worse than others though.

The more parasocial you get with your viewers the harder it hits them when they feel betrayed. It's a balancing act.
When you straight up groom your fanbase into swearing off IRL romance and try to tie them to you as your soulmates shit is obviously going to hit the fan when they find out you've been dating another famous content creator behind the scenes the entire time.

>>53308246
>swearing off IRL romance
Remember when one of her gachis sent her an aka about how he met someone at a Fandead fan-meet and they fell in love and Rushia got a full blown menhera attack over it and took a 2 week break because the "betrayal" was too much for her to bear?

bros I have developed the biggest crush on this dumb sheltered slut. Obviously it's all fake but I still only want good things for her.

Don't worry bros I haven't and never will spend money on vtubers but her voice makes me cum.

>>53308390
Thank god IRyS is not that menhera. I wouldn't want her disappearing all of the time because of the one person that makes their wife their personality and can't shut up about them in superchats, or the person that somehow managed to successfully reproduce and has kids.

is it me, or did she seem on edge during the anniversary when chat misleadingly told IRyS that her limited merch sold out completely?

>>53308732
it's just you

anyone know the measurements for irys ring i want to know if i can put it around my penis

Her eyes are so attractive, damn....

>>53308776
unless you're SEA that's probably a no go

FemRyStocrat is real?
https://twitter.com/ruuna_070/status/1678752392001781761

>>53308776
No but you can cum into a condom, put the ring in it, tie it together, and then let it sit in the sun for a while to ferment and then pretend IRyS is giving it to you after coming home from an eventful night out and making you bite open the condom and suck out the sperm with your wedding ring in it

>>53308920
this bitch is ugly

>>53308934
Sapling, go back to your own thread

>>53308920
yeah I'm in her dm's

STUDIO 3D?!?

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1679115573450645511 wife report

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1679115573450645511

>>53309100
>>53309104
3D soon! Excitement!

>>53309104
wtf are they doing

>>53309104
She really is a pokemon....

>>53309100
>>53309104
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>>53307615
>she had spreadsheets with all her bigger gachis birthdays, anniversaries, donation frequency and so on, and would private message people on Twitter fairly regularly for anything from personalized happy birthday message videos to asking them where they'd been if she noticed someone slipping and losing touch with her
Jesas, I had no idea it went that far.

>>53302215
>>53309043
>>53309104
Probably just a coincidence because he posted Flare illustrations earlier but a man can dream right?
https://twitter.com/39raigarage/status/1679095446390870017

>>53309487
didnt it get cancelled?

>>53309160
Recording SFMs.

>>53309487
unfortunately, it's a solo mini live. It's in Flare's tweet

>>53309487 (me)
>>53309623
Yeah actually I'm retarded and didn't read the tweet before posting and flare is streaming today so it wouldn't make sense. My bad

>>53309104
>>53309160
https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1679119221446279172
A couple of holomems were also at the studio

>>53309760
sus

>>53309760
ID2 3d showcase

asmr joi featuring IRyS's secret 3d micro bikini outfit frame soon!

Have you guys ever found a girl with similar personality to IRyS irl ? I want to find one.

>>53310219
she reminds me of my last girlfriend a bit

>>53309760
Probably HoloSummer related.

>>53310219
No, I wouldn't be watching vtubers if I weren't a nearly 30 year old virgin.

>>53310219
Nah.
But the last time I physically touched a girl's skin was when I was around 8 years old and my grandma's neighbor's child handed me some cherries she plucked from a tree in their garden. I am now 31.

>>53310219
Yeah lots

>>53310380
>>53310509
the vast majority of relationships you can have when you're like sub 30 y/o suck ass anyway, the girl just uses you to check the 'have a partner' box and dips the second you insinuate you're not just there to use them too
thats my experience anyway

>>53310219
Maybe one, pon, kinda dumb, loves soda, sweets, and sugary drinks, sings really well, but has a very bad relationship with her father

>>53310628
you're just projecting

>>53310628
that's why you develop good filter/shit test earlier on

>>53310708
Learn what words mean before using them

>>53310760
projecting your personal experience onto everything else

>>53310745
"Are you just here to fuck me?"
FAIL.

>>53310219
the otaku-ish that obsess with things and talk cutely about it side? I've seen a few. The dorky clingy ojou-sama side though, that's hard to find

>>53310708
maybe but i dont think most 20 somethings would disagree with the idea that dating in that age range is filled with lots of superficiality

>>53310919
i'd say dating in your teens is superficial and people start to get serious in their 20s but that totally depends on the person

>>53309104
Where is this "Studio IRyS" of which you speak?

cheeb cheeb

Hi-RyS, its AI-RyS!
this is all ai is good for

>>53312113
you could use AI to give her a flat chest and a big ass but instead you do this

>>53312113
too small

>>53303755
I hope IRyS gets to do more Karaoke offcollabs at some point
Those are almost always some of the absolute best streams

>>53312224
>>53312255
The duality of IRyStocrats

>>53311798

>>53312224
This. It's IRyS' own wish to become the little girl.

>>53312475
that's more like it

>>53312475
I don't get it either. The perfect IRyS is small in both respects.

>>53312728
nobody asked for a small ass

>>53312475
don't listen to those fags bigger is better

A FitRyS is good too

I love my Nephilim wife

>>53312755
Pretty sure I did.

>>53312755
>>53312224
>>53312113
the objective body proportion importance tier list is
high hip:waist ratio > long legs > (big gap) ass > chest

>>53313049
Hey Kronie, I think you got the wrong thread. ∞ is two pages down.

>>53313102
what kind of kronie thinks tits are the least important of the four

>>53312728
should be flatter

>>53313216
I wanna lick a Nephilim brat

>>53313216
I tried.

>>53313369
can you please use 'IRyS swimming' as a prompt and post the results

>>53313414
I did not generate that one, bub. (This one either.)

>>53313369
reminds me that picrel is one of the few ai ones i saved from way back