/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53254893
soon...

I love Koyori!

Last thread status: Ended with Fat Fuck

love my daughter

samurais just werent meant to be ninjas...

Pokobee love!

:)

>>53255258
I tuned out for a bit, has she reached the secret final form again yet?

>>53255130
Is she single?

It's 2034, everyone graduated long ago. You moved on and managed to make a life for yourself but still sometimes like to look back to it for nostalgia sake. While moving to a bigger house with your wife and your soon-to-be kid you stumble upon a familiar box, H**oX St**f is barely readable on it. Smiling you open it up and see some of the merch you considered the most valuable is still in there. A small custom music box catches your eyes and suddenly you're hit with a wave of sadness, as the memories come flooding back. Your heart skips a bit, you turn the key...
What song would it be?

>>53255499
she did once and got nin nin'd and its been nothing but pon since then
shes not even bad, shes just scared of genchan so she keeps backing up and letting him recover while her block fulls up and gets her killed

>>53255792
Anon, don't use mp4s for your "audio" files. It makes it take forever to load and can cause sound stuttering.

>>53255792
>hey look your mommy used to be in that!
>no way for real?
>yeah here lets listen to her while we get dinner ready

HoloX is the best gen and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>53255801
Best of luck to Gozaru then, she'll slowly but surely get the fight down.

>>53256528
THERE WE GO!
PHASE 2!
IKZ PON SAMURAI!

>>53256979
nm she blocked lightning instead of jumping and got one shot...

what happens when gozaru wins?
does she go yataaaa pokobee kun?

>>53257170
She says yosh, and moves onto another challenge.

>>53257170
>>53257246
Gozaru is a stern and infallible samurai. She can't be this hyper

So close...

maybe wolves are really weak in this world...

Only way to get her in the bathtub

>>53259907
Is this her signature? I couldn’t tell what any of it was during the studio tour…

>>53259907
hey its chloes mascot!

>>53260143

YA


TTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YATAAAA POKOBEEE KUN!

Kazama Iroha degozaru.

She did it! She did it!

Good job Gozaruuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

good eroha

>>53262596
Good copyjoshu. Good idea to please Iroha so she takes away ~him~

>>53262811
He's not going anywhere

>>53263506
fat fuck

>>53265071
Yea me

>>53267121
Get off my Eroha!

Sub-creatures! Pokobee the Tanuki, Pokobee the Destroyer, tanuki-shin, the Traveler has come! Choose and perish!

>>53268183
Nah, she said she likes how fluffy and soft I am

X

>>53254990
>10000x8320

>>53277055
FAT FUCK

Post One Pixel Pokobee

seeing people post their Pokobees on twitter makes me sad
I want my Pokobee too...

Get in a jar, Pokobee!

>>53280176
mine is!

>>53279334

sniff

Anons, I still don't have any idea what slippers to buy as someone who loves HoloX.
captcha: D4KWAO

>>53293395
Orca slippers, Inu, done

>>53293971
Where from?

>>53295472
I don't know, that's up to your personal preference. Out of all of the HoloX related thing, that is the best thing I could think of

Iroha!

Too long for a sound clip, but I feel I needed to make it anyway.
https://streamable.com/g38vzb

>>53297163
Quality meme. Only could've been better if you cut at some point during the kill to that one Gozaru animation.

>>53297163
Based

>>53297385
I considered it, but I wanted to preserve her victory screams as well, and that wouldn't merge well with the animation.

Today I talked about HoloX with friends for the first time via voice (as opposed to text). I've discovered my brain doesn't want to pronounce their names properly (pronouncing laplus and "lap las" as opposed to "la plus" and "eye ro ha" as opposed to "ear ro ha"). I have no clue why my brain doesn't want to cooperate with their names.

>>53298209
Anglo moment.

>>53298209
>La+
Brat
>Iroha
Er-ro-ha
>Lui
Luilui
>Chloe
Stinky orca
>Kokoro
Joshus (they claim to be Kokoro)
>Pokobee
Fat fuck

[Breaking News] Pon Samurai pons again
https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1679045834900672514

>>53298284
Still not as AIDS as HoloX apparently being pronounced as "Hollocks." Shit makes no fucking sense. If you're gonna use the English alphabet, Cover, we're gonna play by English rules. If you capitalize the X, it's intended to be read separately.

I'm not pronouncing it wrong! You're pronouncing it wrong!

>>53301338
How do you manage this?

>>53301361
Eh, JP pronounce it as horoksu, so I assume that's the canon pronunciation. Otherwise roku (6) pun wouldn't work. Ingrish might as well be its own dialect.

Iroha!

Lui-Ayame offcollab happening now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TLts0e6rvY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TLts0e6rvY
Oni and Bird offcollab

Ayame's laugh is too powerful

>>53301361
Might want to let them know that "yes my dark" makes no sense and should be "yes my darkness" instead while you're at it. I remember some ENs even quoting it like that early on before they were used to how it is, their brains just automatically corrected it.

>My oshi offcollabing with the one I hate the most
>Try to watch
>Hear the oni's voice
>Close the stream
Sorry Lui, hate won this time

>juice
>calpis
is this even considered juice
>calpis WATER
fucking what

>>53303960
I was in the same boat as you originally, but then I realize they actually both work. "Yes My Darkness" just sounds better.

>>53303966
Do not false flag with my oshi!

>>53304177
I'm literally crossplaying her for next month's Comiket. I just hate the oni ever since THAT christmas and will never forgive her
>https://www.cos-onsen.com/phone/product/11889

>>53304236
Lui-nee and Ayame are close friends who hang out together every single week. Do not hate on the hawk's friends.

OtsuOnikan

how can you hate lui's cute friend yammers? the giggles man, the fucking giggles

>>53306353
It's like 5 years of scandals and not streaming, you'd have to be a retard to forgive her just because she does a moneygrabbing stream once a month and giggles about it

>>53306493
I hate all of Koyo's gigastacy friends man

>>53306493
get your drama out of here faggot

>>53306493
I'm not giving her any of my money, so I don't see what's to be upset about.

https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1679106618032812033
putting that ku100 to use finally, putting aside the members video

>>53308095
That art in the background. Holy fuck.

>>53258371
Another alternative is IROKURO TEETEE~

>>53308825

>>53308988
https://youtu.be/1st_gfQH5gU?t=1380

>>53309132

>>53309149

>>53309210
see: latter

>>53309244
yet Chloe only says I love you to Iroha.

>>53309279
They're good friends. Of course she would say that. She'd say the same thing to Koyori if Koyo would actually collab with people.

>>53308095
https://twitter.com/wagahaida_L/status/1679110254548914176
and that explains why it took so long

>>53309319
Yet she only graduates with Iroha. Chloe says it to Lui but good thing she gave up on her. Sorry but Chloe doesn't feel that way about Koyo.

>>53309401
You can say whatever you want, but the fact of the matter is that they're just friends. Chloe has explicitly said they're friends and has made no comments saying that she has changed that. Gozaru hasn't said anything of the kind either. She's too busy ogling shotas.

>>53309460
Sorry but actions speak much louder than words bro.

Irokuro graduates
Koyokuro splits

The difference is clear with no competition.

>>53309519
>Irokuro graduates
Seems like good friends to me.

My favorite ship is AnAnon

>>53309570
>doesn't know what it means.
If words means so much to you, Chloe said it loud and clear

I only just now found out Lui-nee has a Starting Voice on the store and it's (optionally) in English. I am very happy.

https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1679042744386486273
https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1679040405407670272
While you were arguing hypotheticals, they were doing """recording""" at the same exact timeslot. Coincidence? I don't think so. IroKuro teetee.

>>53310058
A lot of holos have the English one. Also she hasn't market it all that much which means she's not very proud of it

>>53310163
Based and redpilled. Now they are on their way home to have hot sex.

>>53310179
I listened to Okayu's. Her English is an absolute wreck. The issue is that they try to talk English at a borderline conversational pace. Lui isn't skipping any words like she would ordinarily do when speaking English. I can still absolutely understand her compared to Okayu, but I can tell pronouncing things is uncomfortable for her. Plus they use larger words, which she's not used to.

Lui...
Lui, please...
That one physically hurt...

>>53310899
Blame the shit translators who write these scripts
suppies

>>53311008
Don't mistake my post for being opposed to puns. Over half of the appeal is that surge of internal pain you feel whenever you hear one. That one hit different.

>>53310334
Eigo sounds are difficult for japs since there's no word that end with a consonant so they try to read it correctly, then their brain wants to put a vowel but I they know the language even a little bit the refrain themselves from doing it and they keep stumbling over and over
>>53310899
Oh shit... It got pretty cold despite being July kek

>>53311111
I like puns aswell but yes-tification makes me roll my eyes too hard btw, I love suppies. some of the others are ultra cringe tho what did they translate lui’s greeting as?

>>53312667
>suppies
The hell even is that?
>translate lui's greeting
picrel

>>53312742
That’s not bad! are these transcripts in the shop descriptions or are do you get them after you buy? I wanna check out the others
>konyappi

>>53313736
The transcripts are with the package you buy. I don't mind posting bits from them since the actual good stuff is the audio. If anything, the bits of transcript will encourage people to pay for the pack.

When is Chloe releasing a plush of her mascot?

>>53265071
The scene after this is 18+ with bestiality tag

>>53283592
it's interesting how laplus here is not looking at Iroha but to the camera, showing that she is trying to accurately portrait the headpat for the audience in-character instead of their irl heights. What a nice detail.

https://twitter.com/nyan_1209/status/1679087254931902465
HOLY KINO!

ばかばっか over 1M!

>>53314077
holy legs

>>53313951
18+ Guro. Iroha dissects the fat fuck.

>>53301361
>Still not as AIDS as HoloX apparently being pronounced as "Hollocks."
I still pronounce it like that, just with one less L. HoloEX sounds like a car model

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdq5E9ETKsg
I'll leave this one here

>>53316752
I still can't believe they canned the orange one and gave us some unwashed orca instead.

>>53316822
>the orange one
Nene?!

What an innocent look. Time to wash it all away and hose her down!

>>53318971
Why did she have to have saggy tits?!

Post your coolest Pokobees.

>>53319040
Natural is best

>>53319863
Agree. The problem is I'm a hag guy and this zoomer is making me confused!

>>53319957
fellow haggot, it’s okay to love both brother. sex woman is a sex woman no matter the age

>>53320096
I can say she's my guilty pleasure, and mostly for how much erotic the design is kek

>>53319834
I wish I saved the picture from twitter I saw last night, it was the Pokobee plush wearing sunglasses and a green bikini

>>53319957
She is already hag in the making. You can see glimpses of wisdom and certain melancholy behind all this facade.

>>53320316
She doesn't want kids...

>>53320343
She just doesn't know yet. Watch her become crazy cat lady in a few years.

>>53320298
Holy shit that sounds pretty cool!
>>53320374
I hope she does redeem herself. Maybe she's just young and wants to have some fun first

>>53320298
You mean this one? Already had it saved.

>>53320811
That's the exact one I saw, lol

>>53320811
Ok. This guy is now DJPoko while >>53319834 gets demoted to DJPoko1

>>53320343
She’s perfect… I love hags but I’m in the same camp as her. Would rather spend the rest of my years having fun with my partner

>>53321045
>having fun with my partner
You can still do it. But if by fun you mean dicking her till you can't breathe anymore then no

>>53321160
Lol I’m not a complete coomer. I’d wanna travel, move to a foreign country, maybe start a business. Kids just really impede on those kinds of things, in my experience

>>53321350
>Kids just really impede on those kinds of things
They do but is more of a trade. Yes you have to sacrifice a lot of stuff, unless you're filthy rich then it's a non-issue, but the amount of joy that having a mini (You) in this world that will be around after you're long gone it's a very powerful thing that I can't see myself wanting to let go

HoloX girls in highschool
>Gozaru
The incredibly athletic one but pretty average at everything else that everyone has a crush on
>Lui
The nerd, always getting her stuff done in time and sometimes getting bullied by the jocks to make their homerwork too, hoping one day to be considered on equal footing. It never happens
>Sakamata
That one kid with ADHD that basically acts as the class clown to get validation
>Koyori
The teacher's pet, pretty briliant and loved by her for this but most likely eats lunch alone
>Wagahai
The school shooter

>>53321605
You’re right. Seeing somebody you love learn and grow must be an incredible experience but I find myself getting the same serotonin hits from seeing my friends and family achieve things. I doubt it’s the same but I just don’t have that want in me right now. Maybe some day with the right person

>>53322432
>Maybe some day with the right person
That's the bare minimum of course. Never settle for someone that you're not sure about just to have kids

I want to go on a date with Lui-nee, discover we're compatible, marry her, and then spend our lives supporting each other in pursuit of our dreams. If possible, I'd like to have a family, but if she wants to focus on her jobs, I won't hold it against her.

>>53323854
She needs to be saved, by me

>>53325318
>spoiler
die

>>53325467
You can't stop me. I'm basically her type. Just need to move to Japan and find her

>>53325580
Not only do I check every box she's ever mentioned when it comes to romantic partners, I also have a plethora of other traits she'd adore, along with just the right flaws. We'd have the most mature, healthy, supportive relationship imaginable.

Toot toot!

>>53326181
Just watch me steal her without breaking a sweat

>>53326399

>>53326422
I missed you so much!

>>53325580
>>53326181
you chumps have nothing on me since i was the one who betrayed her in her past. it’ll be easy pickings for me

>>53326882

>>53326882
Wouldn't it be more difficult or you went through extensive plastic surgeries?

wagahai
wagacri

>>53326969
I already know her weaknesses. It’ll be like kindling an old flame. Nothing personal, luitomos

>>53327172
I'm not completely sure that's how it works but be my guest. Once she'll be pissed off from rejecting you I can swoop in and woo her even more easily ;)

>>53327367 (me)
Though props for pic. I don't know if it was intentional but it works on so many levels! Grats on you!

>>53327430
It was intentional kek I was gonna push the joke ever further with some clips of matsuri and lui flirting but I can’t even pretend to hurt lui. She’s too sweet

I'm going to listen to my hypothetical thought experiment daughter's heartbeat soon. I hope she uses the KU100 a bunch, it's such a captivating way to make content.

>>53327827
>I hope she uses the KU100 a bunch
Considering how much tje thing costs I hope she does! Have fun Plusmate!
>>53327720
Well, let's say that it's difficult for Festival to not flirt during collabs kek

koyoyoyoyoyo

xXx

>>53327827
I got really sad when I saw it's member's only. I'm too tight on money right now to afford another membership.

>>53340140

poe

>>53343257
ger

Iroha offcollab with senchou
https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1679343678098395137

>>53352091
Senchou is going to corrupt my cute samurai...

https://youtu.be/yjZAL5UqQdE
GOZARU
CUTE

Lui Love

>>53352300
Iroha is physically incapable to be corrupted even if she wanted to.

Marine just wants to get closer to Pokobee

Me in the middle

>>53355398
Jesus Christ, those pixels.

>>53356819
The picture is still a WIP from the artist, it's turning out well so far

Orca's going to be playing the Atelier Marie remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqsg3cs0L28

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJiAjjiVmd4
SHADOW CORRIDOR HATE

>>53360009
Didn't she beat it already?

Iroha!

Would I get lynched if I said I wanted to hear Lui-nee do some sort of rap type song after hearing her sing ラヴィ?

>>53361176
She's really good at talking fast, that part is pretty sexy too!

>>53359570
Starting

>>53360009
Starting

>>53355383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7abUavHxw
kek

>>53362035
What's so special about him that makes women fight for his attention? It's just some fat tanuki.

>>53362455
He's good food in emergency situations.

>>53362455
>fat tanuki
the cutest, fattest tanuki

>>53362455
Marine is big on Rilakkuma and that's mostly why she loves him so much. Here is because is down for everything as long as it's fun

>>53362582
>as long as it's fun
Crushing through border checkpoint with a truckload of cocaine while being shot at by mexicans AND americans at the time is a very odd definition of "fun".

KOYOYO~!

>>53362722
It can also be "funny"

the ever elusive Luitomozain

>>53362822
That could be my room. Too bad I'm missing a lot of stuff...
>CAPTCHA: XAN4X

>>53362035
it should've been me... IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME STUPID FAT FUCK

Sorry
Pokobee is mine

>>53362975
>LuiHDR2

>>53362975

>-_-
Is Lui going back to the rice fields?

Pokobee requires diet correction!

>>53363227
But raw eggplants are dietetic

>>53363278
Any food can be fattening if you eat too much of it.

>>53363308
i'm gonna stop drinking water cause i've already had too much of it then. pass the bottle

>>53363308
I believe that before getting fat from eating raw veggies you'll probably die from a stomach rupture. This idiot has clearly been snacking on something else kek

>>53363410
You can get fat off water too (hypothetically).

>>53363428
Did you know? People are far more likely to die of overhydration than dehydration?

Roboco...
https://youtu.be/LWjI-kN96Uc

We have been blessed by more Luinglish.

>>53363659
I vote we lynch Roboco.

Fat fuck living the dream

>>53364006
She subdued Pokobee. We should invite her for a glass of mayonnaise.

>>53364205
She didn't subdue him. He just decided to take a nap.

>>53364238
Yeah, on Senchou's massive tits!

>>53364317
... Senchou isn't in that short, anon.

I hope you all realize that if Senchou wins, Pokobee will no longer be allowed in /holoX/ as he will be property of /ahoy/.

>>53364333
She picked him up then

>>53364394
Pokobee bad
Pirate bad
Simples as

Wagahai's revenge utawaku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjJ9APUWMvQ

Jouya Repaint love

Senchou's time is over.

Anima sounds pretty good for an SAO song

Wagahai's unveiling is a live2D update, it's a lot more fluid with some model additions as well

I'm too slow on getting pictures for all of the updates.

>>53366683
Am I dumb for not being able to tell any difference in the base model?

>>53366683
wagahai basically has the 3.0 live2d

>>53366911
It's not as stiff as it was before, that option to toggle the neck shackle with the inner outfit wasn't a thing before
>>53366913
It looks so good

>>53366956
>option to toggle the neck shackle
What are the lore implications about this?

>>53366956
Oh fucking no. It isn't that thing where the mascot will mimic the exact eye and mouth movements of the main model, is it? That looks so fucking weird, awful, and makes zero sense. I absolutely fucking hate it.

>>53366989
No lore, just variety at this point ever since she finally got the unshackled version of her outfit
>>53367272
Karasu has already mimicked eye movements from before, I just wanted to include him. He doesn't talk along with the avatar like how Pokobee or Kokoro does

>>53367368
>unshackled version
We're doomed. She's not limited anymore...

https://www.youtube.com/live/4yPgueM5brM
Hawk singing! Get the fuck in!

Wagahai putting those lyrics to rest, jesus

>>53369992
Just tuned in. Why is she cosplaying Suisei?

>>53370684
That's just her outfit for giving blowjobs.

>>53370865
Suisei has a dedicated outfit for giving blowjobs?

>>53370907

>>53370954
Blowkobee.

Pretty based KazaMarine collab definetely the best collab out of everyone in holox.

>>53370684
It the Blue Journey outfit. NOT her casual outfit that will 100% happen. Otherwise I'll blame Koyo

nice of her ending it on aien jihen
...but i miss dark breath

Wagahai's revenge is successful, finishing off with Aien Jihen

>>53338279
People are spamming membership gifts right now, if you're here

Aaaaaaannnnnnd I've fell in love once again... Goddamit Lui!

bye bye lapu...

Bye bye Wagahai, rough timestamp for all of the new features
https://youtu.be/KjJ9APUWMvQ?t=1996

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53375293
Armpit window

Mama loves the changes
https://twitter.com/mishima_kurone/status/1679523957563875328

>>53375481
This outfit is not all that special but she's still incredibly cute in it...

holoxheads!

>>53375836
Finally! A good Lui feet pic!

>>53375823
It's the blue journey outfit, right? I really like the design of it.

>>53376020
Yes, it's the BJ outfit. It is a pretty cute one and I hope she uses it instead of the NY one from now on, since the old one apparently wasn't her cup of tea

>>53376255
>BJ

>>53376531
Yes, I'm still calling it that

Good news, everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7R4GJ0vkPs

Lui eigo!!!!!

>>53379885
Am I looking far too deep into this or is this her indirectly admitting that she isn't a virgin?

>>53380477
of course shes...

>>53380477
You're looking too into it.

>>53380721
Thanks for the confirmation. Chloe's a nice girl, so I wouldn't want her to be wasted like that.

>>53380477
>virginity for girls ir rare
>thinks it's worthless. it is
Sakamata lost it at 14 like the good fleshlight she is

>>53381002

>>53381252
Come on! There's no way in hell she's stilla a virgin!

>>53381002
>Spelling error
Your argument is invalidated and you should kill yourself. Every girl in hololive is pure as they are saving themselves for marriage (with me(lesbian doesn't count)).

>>53381762
JESAS that escalated quickly

Poko

I'll use Pokobee as sponge and wash the stinky orca until there's no smell and mushroom anymore!

>>53384320
Pokobee is in Marine's possession, have fun wrangling him off her.

>>53384320
GET HER!

Owari da...

>>53389363
>Owari da
Īe.

>>53389497
終わった

I am a pretty big fan of this Iroha lady, not sure if any of you have heard of her

>>53391937
Who?

Iroha!

>>53392640
Iroha!!

>>53392787
Iroha!!!

>>53392787

>>53392941
Iroha!!!!

>>53393288
Iroha!!!!!

>>53393339
Iroha!!!!!!

>>53393471
Iroha!!!!!!!

I'm traveling right now, so I won't be able to make the new thread on time at this rate. If no one else makes the thread, I can make the new one in about 2 hours.

>>53393566
Iroha!!!!!!!!

KOYOYO~!

>>53393586
Take your time. We just need to end it with Koyo. If /pkb/ comes up we have to remove it

>>53393784
I'll see if I can manage to make it on time, I might be able to phonepost if I can find a connection.

Always end with Koyo.

>>53381762
>doesn't count.
there wasn't any, anyway.

Always end with Koyo!