/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pippa love~!

Missing the first pippa stream in a week has me feeling a bit gay. Going to depression nap until Lia.

The sun is rising soonish. Rabbits and rabbit to bed.

Wemi WUV

Hi everyone, if I may have your attention for a moment.
Alice's head is shaped like a bellend.

That's all.

>>53301981
where is all the futa Alice x Jelly art

>>53301981
someone draw fur-less alice

>>53301981

I want Panko to bully me

>>53301989
Mouth doko?

>>53301525
A picture from my bed just for (you)

>>53302108
Im borrowing it. Ill give it back later.

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

>be me
>gumi
>deep asleep
>start dreaming
>on an island expedition to capture dinosaurs
>there is a small cigarette shop built on the island
>me and the crew get our food and smokes there
>the cashier is a really pretty girl
>Its Rie
>She is acting very slutty and invites me to the back
>Lays down on a big piles of boxes
>pulls down her stockings and panties
>tell me to do whatever i want with her
>whip out muh dick
>gets down on my knees
>start licking and slurping on her pussy
>masturbating furiously
>Rie is moaning and laughing
>Tell me its enough and give it to her already
>give it to her
>its tighter than my own full power hand grip
>Rie puts her hand behind my head and pulls me towards her
>kissy hugging sex without stopping for what seems hours
>about to coom
>Rie tells me to finnish it in her butt
>she stands up and spreads her cheecks open
>Put the tip in
>its even tighter than her cooch
>push it a little deeper
>it hits what i assume is poop
>pull it out slowly
>my tip is covered in shit
>without thinking or saying anything i wipe it on Hime's ass and tight
>"What the fuck man?! Why would you do that?!" Said Rie, while tears are falling off her face
>we look at each other
>say nothing, i just do a quick 1800 and go outside
>Hime follows after me
>grab a pack of smoke and buy it from her
>Go outside to hunt Dinosaurs

Maybe the universe is telling me to watch Hime?

>>53302164
The universe is calling you a whore

This thread will be better.

Sexxo

>>53302164
Tldr

>>53302295
Beautiful.

>>53302372
Poopy buttsex with Hime

>>53302372
He had a dream where he ass-fucked Rie and wiped shit on her ass cheek. Then he bought cigarettes so he could smoke and hunt dinosaurs.

>>53302164
>having a wetdream
>its with Hime

Im sorry about your nightmare

:O

Pippa LOVE

I'm just going to leave this here in the hopes that one of the girls finds it and does a lovely little stream with it.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2240530/BABBDI/

Now that Shiina has surpassed Lia I propose that we replace the Likers with Buttercookies

>>53302702
Goodnight Doremu

I can sense it. Yellow woman will commit another incident.

>>53302793

>>53302702
Goodnight Doremu

Pippa I have good news for you
https://gizmodo.com/scientists-in-japan-have-developed-a-drug-for-growing-t-1850623134

>>53302633
:D

>>53302867
>:D

>>53302633
>:<

It's over

https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1678977449034649600

>>53302761
grim

>>53302834
This terrifies me because there is a disease called fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva that causes soft tissue to be replaced with bone and I can't see this not causing that or forming deposits throughout the body.

>>53302834

Oinky
Oinky
Doinky

What is a gumi's favourite food?
Lemon tart!

>>53302908
:O

>>53302979
I don't see any problem in letting the skeleton win. Think about how much they bear for us, they deserve better.

>>53303029
Shut up slag

Fish the Man. One of the greatest and most funny characters ever thought up. He can play League at sound speed, jong and go bankrupt in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and doesn't know how to handle the females.
Speaking of females, the Phase Connect universe can be classified as Sick Chick Heaven because there's such a massive very sad and menhera women, that it'll make you love the company even more.
And since Valentine's is around the corner (not really) I've been inspired to make a Top 10 list of the most beautiful Phase Connect girls. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen, cause here we go!!!!!!

nini /pcg/

>>53302164
This is why it’s exit only!

>>53303138
naisu

>>53303156
Goodnight Bito

Bitos and Likers are kinda cute :D

>>53303114
Skeleton hands typed this post.

>>53303029
True

I love this Panda

>>53303156
Goodnight bito

>>53302164
>i just do a quick 1800 and go outside
anon does 5x360 and mook walks out of the building

>>53302164
Based

Goodnight /pcg/. I shall be back tomorrow for the Lia zelda stream, and potential (but low chance) Pippa gorilla.

>>53302964
Lumi stop stealing my jokes you fucking whore.
Love you too

>>53303138
Spoiler: Muumi is #1

>>53303397
Morning Nasaposter
>>53303398
Goodnight anon

Please accept my friend request Lumi. I just want to compare Opus Magnum scores. I'll even buy you Halls of Torment.

>>53302964
Trust status?

Stream Kyoofu Oorubakku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbArBJtNtV8

>>53302164
I bet bitos would stand in line to lick off the poop of anon's dick

>>53302164
i would have wiped it on her face

Its 6am. Do you know where your Lia is?

Battlebit for phase wars?

>>53303546
I want to hear a full version of Nasa's cover
.

Honestly Lia should feel better

Goodnight /pcg/

Doing Uruka vod official reps and Iori makes me uncomfortable. Idk if it's her grandma voice or her personality but something about her puts me on alert when she says anything

>>53303700
Sleep tight, hostage.

PIPPAS BACK UUUUUUUU

Mornin wagies, did you have your Pippa coffee this morning?

>>53303709
It's her armpits. You're being slowly corrupted. I have been converted by her to the Pit Church

>>53303700
Goodnight Hostage

>Lia had a bad night of brainworms
:(

13 streams in a week.

>>53303700
Good night Hostage. love you

>>53303803
Hopefully she opens up about it today during Zelda. These are comfier streams. Lia LOVE

how is she still alive?

>>53303803
I blame shiina

>>53303890
14, she had the secret genshin + karaoke practice on monday

>>53303935
So we're officially at 2 full streams per day on average. How can we weaponize this ADHD energy?

>>53303728
>>53303756
>>53303906
Oyasumi

>>53303916
She has 3 Stooges Syndrome.

>>53303803
Lia should take her meds

>watching pippa VOD
wtf, how fucking hard is it to find a good dentist?
in Poland i schedule a meeting in few days, go to the dentist, its usually some pretty woman in her late 20ties, early 30ties, shes way too nice, the gabinet is fancy and clean, no need for local anesthehic, she keeps asking random stuff, 10 minutes to fill a cavity, done
i filled like 8 cavities and never had a problem, and its cheap, i pay like 20-50$, maybe 100$ if something bigger per visit
i even remember the post commie dentist when i was a kid, and they were bitchy old women, but all commies are cunts, they still actually did proper job

is burgerland third world?

also fucking catalog spammers, by mistake replied in some weird ass thred with pippa instead of /pcg/ since i noticed her pic and clicked thinking its /pcg/

>>53303752
I didnt even realize she has her pits out

https://www.youtube.com/live/jzQutMTLAkA?feature=share

>>53303890
Got to love her work ethic.

>>53304020
Burgers actually fly to Spain or Thailand to have dental work done. It is what it is, don't question it.

>>53303803
She should of had some Lia time before bed to relax.

>>53303890
Lumi legit treating it as a 9-5 job
that woman needs to be pregante

>>53304020
Ive never had a problem. I lost my night guard and I went in a week after calling and paid 40 for a new one to be made.

>>53303709
Vocal fry. The unease is instinctual.

>>53304054
Is Ao3 srill down? Lia probably wasnt able to

>>53304020
You're ESL, it's understandable.

>>53304020
>is burgerland third world?
Its mainly because insurance companies have systematically colluded with care providers to drive up the prices since they can only take a percentage from the cost of care. Quite literally thanks Obama.

>>53303916
Fish medicine, shush, I'm busy watching

>>53304020
I honestly never had any real problems with the quality of dentists I've been to, but I've always been insured so idunno. You get what you pay for I guess?

>>53304053
Poor burgers do. They also fly there for sex changes.

>>53304020
same here in Romania

>>53304053
Funny because western europeans fly to eastern europe to do their dental work

>>53304093
Lia has 2TB of written porn stored on an external hard drive in case the internet goes down.

Good morning gentlemen, I love Shiina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3vKP50rx4M

>>53304260
Have a good breakfast!

Honestly Lia should take her meds and get some sleep

lumi has ramped up her streaming the past few weeks and yet gumis haven't ramped up their support or donations accordingly. they lack devotion, just taking and taking from their oshi without giving back. baka

>>53304310
Go away lumi

>>53304020
>gabinet

>>53304020
>is burgerland third world?
As an amateur historian this statement is hilariously ironic.
The terms First and Second World came about during the Cold War. The First World was the Western Sphere, liberal democracies with capitalist economies. The Second World was the Soviet/Communist Sphere.
Third World nations were those that really couldn't afford to pick sides because they were too poor and under-developed, but were often exploited by both spheres in return for the promise of wealth and infrastructure.

Post-French Vietnam was a Third World nation which accepted help from both the Soviets and the USA. By the end of the Vietnam War (or 3rd War of Indo-China) it was firmly in the Second World.

>>53304296
that's a lot of carbs

>>53304305
Proper sleep and proper eating would help Lia a lot.

>>53304260
Bros I want to marry a woman like Shiina

>>53304310
Gumis are merely casuals. Many such cases.

>>53304366
Same but Lia.
A young trad wife like her would be ideal.

>>53304053
I thought they went to Mexico/SA for that?

>>53304338
Ah, so the US is now a Second World country. Got it.

>>53303803
Probably some late night meeting bullshit

>>53304390
Mmm, Lia in a sun dress over frilly tasteful lingerie pouring you a glass of home made lemonade. Artfags get on it.

>>53304366
grim

>>53304338
In theory it isn’t but to the average American burgerland might aswell be a thirdworld country.

>>53304432
>Lia pours you glass of lemonade
>turns out to be a glass of her pee
Do you drink it or throw it at her?

>>53304472
I only kinda like Lia and I would drink every last drop desu

>>53304472
What's the difference?

>>53304472
drink it obviously. and ask lia for more.
Im not low t.

>>53304472
What's that? I can't hear you, i'm drinking this tall glass of Lia pee.

>>53304472
Pippa and Lia would have the sweetest tasting piss in Phase, no? Probably tastes like soda

>>53304567
Sweet tasting pee is a sign of diabetes.

>>53304567
pippa drinks so much soda she must piss carbonated sugar by now

>>53304567
I would put their pee in a sodastream & carbonate it to make a refreshing sparkling beverage.

>>53304577
Pippa likely has it already but doesn’t know.
Lia is on the road to diabetes

>>53304472
Tell her I'd rather suck it from the source

>>53304366
I just wanna manhandle the brainworms out of her then pat her head and tell her she's doing a good job and to not autisticly worry about shit that doesn't matter.

>>53304346
Buttercookie must grow big and strong.

>>53304597
Has Pippa ever been tested for the beetus or complained of similar early symptoms? Poor circulation or lack of energy?

>>53304472
Pour it in a bottle and save it as a relic of Lia ofcourse.

>>53304366
Same but with Airi. I want to caress her small, soft hands and never let go...

>>53304472
Fucking chug. Lia piss is crucial for the Aryan Horsechariot Riding Warrior build.

>>53304641
I doubt it. Hopefully she goes to a GP and gets a full work up.

>>53304685

>>53304597
There all probably at least pre diabetic. Especially pippa.

>butter cookies & airiheads talking about marrying their oshi.
>likers talking about the best way to serve their oshi's urine.

>>53304720
There are levels to this game

>>53304720
Same thing basically

>>53303018
Dizzy... easy on the Lovebugs

>>53304064
>>53303935
>streams Euro time and burger time
>doesn't reach out to euro chuubas beyond whiskey for collabs like that Swede she raided the other day
My oshi can be a little slow ;_;
>>53303978
Lock her into a studio with no internet and a daily delivery of two cream cheese egg and tuna bagels and unlimited coffee and wait.

>>53304338
the third world is more of being non-alligned than poor. India for example has been ruled by socialists until recently but never sided with the communists because of the war they had with the Chinese over the Kashmir region. Spain and Portugal also decided to stay non-alligned until the 70s when both Salazar and Franco succumbed to old age. Portugal especially had a hate boner to both the US and the Soviets since both actively worked on destabilizing Angola and Mozambique. Given that most of the Soviet union's economy is run by Wall Street in secret anyway, the Cold war was nothing more than a joint-decolonization campaign between Post-Stalin Soviet Union and the American Civil Rights Regime really

>>53304779
I'd let her smoosh me.

>>53304779
Please stop posting kirsche in /pcg/

>>53304720
I mean if I marry Airi, her piss is a given: straight from the tap. No hesitation. I just prefer to talk about the sweet scent of peaches as you hug her tightly, never wanting to let go for fear of her disappearing. Unconsciously closing and then opening your eyes as you let go and realize she's still there, smiling at you. and then you wake up.

WTF
they gave pippa anesthetic so badly it caused necrosis?
wtf, why even put it at the top of the mouth?

this entire VOD is "malpractice general" i swear

>>53304020
Same here in Japan, I've never worried about medical treatment even though I have to admit that national health insurance is hella expensive.
Last year, I've treated my conjunctival lymphoma and that didn't cost at all for me.

>>53304865
And they say romance is dead.

>>53304779
I wanna push Piggy Porkuro into a greased up bathtub and watch her squeel in rage trying to get out

>>53304866
It's not unusual to have a slight surface reaction to a local aesthetic. It's happened to me before.

Feel better Lia it’ll be ok don’t push yourself too hard

I didn't know that Chuck E Cheese is on Uber Eats here. I'm going to order 2 large Barbecue Chicken Pizzas for lunch and dinner later.

https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1679080409609670657

>Uruka bottled spit monstosity
>Lia bottled pee
>Pipap bottled sock sweat
>Airi bottled boob sweat
Sakana why are these not products we can buy?

>>53305075
well i'm going to do my exercise routine now while watching a vod of tenma screaming at something

>>53302964

>>53304953
wait, really?
man, im glad i never take it, hurts a bit, but dunno, i like feeling that they arent cutting me up

am i the only one that just likes my oshi because she is entertaining and not because I want to drink her fluids or have sex?

I mean I would drink lia's fluids if I had to, don't get me wrong.

>>53305197
fake fan

>>53305197
If you don't want to taste your oshi's fluids or smell her rotten smells, then are you even a fan?

>>53305075
I can only ever recall two Shiinaposters: The I Love Shiina poster and the Gluttonous Shiina poster. Idk why i found that interesting and humorous.

>>53305151
I'd wait the 12 month delivery time for those products.

>>53305185
In the mouth it's just like the skin peeling after burning your mouth. It's nothing serious.

>>53305357
Imagine the ecosystem that would form in Urukas spit bottle.

>>53305352
The twist is that both of those posters are Shiina herself

>Start lifting
>T levels rising
>Non-stop erections

>>53305260
Imagine not wanting to suckle on the skid mark in your oshi's panties.

>>53304779
Damn she thicc boi!

>>53305444
You can increase your hormone production if you watch gay porn while you lift.

Phase friend Clear is streaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz1XHqYx51k

>>53304779
If Dizzy keeps going like this her chat will be all niggers by the end of the year.

>>53305529
Bito life hacks

>>53304779
High test post

>>53305552
I'm transracial

>>53305410
Imagine the ecosystem that has already formed in Urukas spit bottle.

>>53305410
Imagine the hiss it would make when you open the top to pour a glass.

>>53302964
Is it gumis or habibis?

Every Phase girl on the right

>>53301962
You know why you don't "get" Panko? Because she never talks about sexual shit if not in a meme way. People calling her a whore are fucking retarded.

>>53304779
VORE ME, MISS PORKURO

>>53305075
I'm pretty sure the combination of Grimace shake in your body and chuck e cheese would create some kind of bioweapon

>>53303546
best panko cover, this song fits her so perfectly

>>53305759
I thought brown girls were more in touch with their sexuality than white girls?

>>53305759
people who call panko a lewdtuber unironically are thread watchers
panko clearly doesn't care about that stuff, she'd rather spit watermelon seeds on her plastic toys

>>53305759
People calling her a whore are just seething antis, it’s interesting how she has managed to garner so many, it’s probably just seething browns and wokes desu.

>>53305914
Plastic sex toys?

>>53305896
this is getting tiring ngl, it's not even fun anymore, you can move on to the next meme

>>53304310
I donate small percentage of my salary to her every month in a single donation. The number of streams or breaks doesn't matter.
Lemon woman reads any comment that fits the context, regardless of sub/follower status. There's little incentive to spam her with donations, unless you have a skill issue with getting your comment read.

>>53305759
It's not even an inherently sexual thing. I watch Panko every now and then and I just...don't get it. I couldn't even tell you what her personality is like.
>People calling her a whore are fucking retarded.
People accuse Panko of being a whore? Lewdtuber, maybe but I haven't seen any clips to back that up.

>>53305075

>>53305983
she reads every comment because chat moves slow

I miss Lia. Its just not the same when she is not around

>>53305759
Panko is uncomplicated so she doesn't feel the need to go beyond memes with that type of thing.
>>53305896
Gumi/Pipi moment.

>>53305955
The fun thing about this is phase has actual brown people but no one ever mentions them.
Erina, Remi, Jelly: brown.

>>53306034
Lia is in heaven now

>>53305983
I buy her merch, and actually work out as a fat fuck to not shame her if I ever show up at a con. She should be happy with just being my oshi to begin with.

>>53306034
the dear leader Lia

>>53306051
Jelly's skin is pretty light going by her handcams. Fairly sure she's not ethnically Malay

>>53306012
it's a bit weird that her chat is that slow when she interacts with it constantly

>>53305955
Never. Black Lives Matter!

>>53306010
That's your problem I guess.
Panko is growing and not stagnating like other "full of personality" talents, so yeah maybe you don't watch her enough is all.

>>53306010
Panko is an angry bratty childish gremlin, let's say a mix of Gura, Shion and Rushia.

maybe i'm crazy but my impression is that panko has a strangely hard line between when she's 'performing as a vtuber' with high energy yelling and trying to be funny and when she's just chilling and chatting

and 100% of her good streams happen in the latter mode

>>53305983
I like Lumi, I just find her streams restrictive in some way.

Panko is a stinky gassy raccoon

>>53306034
Imagine what will happen when she graduates.

>100 bpm sitting heartrate
>120 when excited
>regular heart cramps
>in a young normal weight girl
It's so fucking over, Likers. We couldn't save her.

>>53306187
I managed to catch the end of her last stream and actually thought that the sounds like Gura.

why were the Lia Likers kicked out of /pcg/?

>>53306010
It seems to be an Idolcorp thing, the only places i’ve really seen that rrat being pushed is in antithreads which simultaneously praise Idolcorp girls like Yuko and Poko as being better than her, which they also did here for a while aswell. I don’t really understand why they seem have such a hateboner for Phase and Panko specifically, especially considering the fact that she’s even done several collabs with Idol girls. I guess their fans are just really toxic.

>>53306246
>restrictive in some way.
Elaborate.

>>53306218
Honestly that's what I like about Panko.
She can be high energy or just chilling and you never see this hard switch in other VTubers. That's why I said she reminds me of Rushia in a way, because she does the same exact thing.

>>53306328
For being too based.

>>53306011
Shiina has diabetes now…

>>53306331
Those aren't even actual Idol fans. Just some falseflagging dramafaggots who want another corpo war now that Holo vs Niji is getting too one sided for their taste.

>>53305719
Gumi is the name of the faith habibi is a means of address between the faithful.

>>53306327
she does sound like gura sometimes yeah, but it's just some inflections here and there

>>53306328
Too much ERP

>>53306051
Jelly is as pale as Lia.

>>53306328
>ctl alt f Lia
>40 results
what u mean

>>53306340
I don't even know exactly why it feels like that. Sometimes I feel like I'm walking on eggshells especially after free sperging in Lia's or Pippa's chats.
It's weird because objectively I think Lumi is actually much edgier than Lia or even Pippa.

>>53306462
Higher chance of Lumi calling you out if you post some dumb shit.

>>53306398
Idolfags couldn't organise a root on a brothel with a fistful of fifties. I doubt they are behind it.

>>53306462
The word your looking for is xalabussy

>>53306456
spray bleached. Not real pale skin

>>53306414
Isn't habibi Lebanese?

>>53306462
List some things that you type in Lia or Pippa's chat that you think you wouldn't be able to get away with in Lumi's.

>>53306462
I dont watch Lumi that much, but she strikes me as having forced edge sometimes.
My only frame of reference is when her and Lia played Genshin, I specifically remember this exchange
>Lia was describing some characters
>they were brown and she called them brown
>Lumi was like "the brown people the brown people....WAIT CAN I SAY THAT? TEE HE HE?
>Lia: "..yes? Why wouldn't you be able to call them brown? anyways..."
they then both had edgier talks in the same stream that were natural (I remember one about Childe porn which was funny)

>>53306507
I've seen loads of morons false flagging as Phase fans too, including a tripfag ITT. Same pattern - roaming the board and trying to shit up threads and stir board/corpo wars for drama.

>>53306554
Arabic.
The Lebanese equivalent is "uleh"

>>53306456
She has vitiligo

1 hour until gelatin

why are capipis brown?

>>53306218
I enjoy Panko yelling tho, her reviews or malding streams ate great.

>>53306462
>Pippa
You can discard this comparison. She seldom reads the chat nowadays.

My guess: you are just cringe with zoomer era perception of fun.

>>53306462
Hm maybe I should watch Lumi more

>>53306581
easy. I can type sneed in Lia and Pippa's chat

>>53306675
sneed is pretty cringe tho

i miss Wemi..

>>53306586
Lumi is actually white. Lia isn't that's the reasoning for your brown story.

>>53306331
It's deflection. Yuko is an actual whore who masturbates on stream, and Poko is Walmart Panko and they know, so they feel inferior and feel the need to attack Panko with made up shit.

>>53306581
>Xalabussy
>Sneed
>can spell out Nigger one letter at a time
>can makes 9/11 jokes
>can make epstein jokes
is brap stilled banned?

>>53306741
i wish the actual whore was in phase connect

>>53306398
Not to sure about that, the few times i’ve checked into their threads they’ve just been numberfagging and posting about how much better they are than everyone else. There was also some guy who explicitly talked about how he was going into other threads and antiposting to ”spread the word of Idolcorp” and no one in those threads seemed to mind then. But this was a while ago, maybe they’ve gotten better.
Also no true scotsman fallacy.

>>53306741
>Yuko is an actual whore who masturbates on stream
Never watched her but surely this is an exaggeration, right?

>>53306675
Sneed is fucking cringe /qa/ shit

>>53306793
Nope she did it on a members stream

>>53306731
nah it's because Lia hasn't had her brain rotted by /pol/
she is pure white american teen princess

>>53306428
No you’re thinking of the bitos.

>>53306793
Nope. It happened.

>>53306839
It did in her member asmr stream

>>53306462
Xalabussy says no fun allowed!

>>53306302
I feel like the heart rate monitor thing did not work properly
when she was scared it almost didnt go up at all
same with doing jumping jacks

Who’s leaving Phase first Lia or Lumi?

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>53306897
Yes it seemed really scuffed. Do we know whether Lia is flat irl? That might affect it.

>>53306949
considering Lia has been here since day 1 and Lumi is a mercenary who has been here 14th longest, smart money is Lia outlasts her

>>53306728
Me too

>>53306793
>>53306817
I listened to the audio when the vod was leaked. She definitely stimulated herself during a racy moment towards the end of the stream, but I don't think she was actually diddling herself for the audience.
The rrat is that she thought she knew what she was doing during a lewd moment and found that she was just as horny as the audience. If true, she was definitely masturbated after the stream

>>53306663
I wasn't comparing chat interaction, obviously Lumi can interact more with the slower chat which is great. However, I can make reasonably overt racist / sexist / homophobic jokes without worrying about getting swept up.
I also know that this is only something that has happened in the last 9 months or so. I was banned from her chat twice in the early days for a lot less.

>>53306995
>, she was definitely masturbated after the stream
yeah, by me

>>53306995
Fuck me, I need to spellcheck myself better.

>>53306980
Lia is the flattest documented girl in Phase. Iirc Yuri hit Lia with a Ric Flair chop last year when they met and she said it connected flat and made a gun shot noise

>>53306794
janny opinions need not to apply

>>53306980
Lia is super flat

>>53306462
its literally just Xalamon powertripping. I don't even know why the girls are keeping that faggot around. I'm glad Pippa's big enough to tell him to fuck off

>>53306779
phase connect needs to grow, we don't want EIEN like whores to ruin the company

>>53307044
Just don't spam low quality retarded meme shit, it's that easy

>>53306949
When Lumi leaves she will burn Phase to the ground behind her.
Not out of any ill will or anything, just because it is as natural to her as drinking water or breathing.

>>53306794
>>53306714
>got told to provide one single word that can be typed in Pippa or Lia's chat that isn't allowed in Lumis
>provide it
>NOOO NOT THAT ONE

>>53307087
did I stutter?

>>53306995
I don't actually have a problem with Yuko, I think she is talented & she is Pippa's friend. I'm just not a fan of the ERP and some of her fans are worse than pankophiles.

>>53304896
Hi Iori

>>53306949
literally any stream could be Lia's last. Same for Pippa. That's why for me all of their streams are must see and can't be wasted.

>>53306949
Sakana will leave first.

Tenma will become the new Phase-Connect CEO, and will run it like a Yakuza - inevitably bringing her at odds with VShojo's Kson.

This conflict will eventually resolve in an epic collab where the two get absolutely shitfaced on stream and walk away as friends.

>>53306462
Because you get called retarded if you don't read the mood.

>>53307087
Aren't you supposed to be ERPing in jannycord right now?

>>53306949
Fishman. One of those boxes in the warehouse will fall on top of him and kill him

>>53307085
EIEN was made by the coombait. It was the extreme menhera and genuinely evil behavior that brought them down.

>>53306462
Lumi will call you out and shame you by name if you are an autist that cant read between the lines of her "bantz".

>>53306897
They all have delays. Jumping jacks caused it to go up to 144 with 30-40 seconds delay. Tho, I agree, she didn't have it attached properly, values sometime stuck for 10+ seconds when she moved too fast.

>>53307160
She has called me retarded for many reasons. I love it.

>>53307195

>>53306793
Look up the audio if you’re curious, she almost came on stream while grinding on a plushy that was supposed to represent her chat without any panties on, i’m not sure if she didn’t even film herself irl dressed up as her model while she did it.

>>53307081
Jannies are not supposed to shit up the chat more than the punters.

>>53306793
Yeah and its rumors like those what ruin chuuba/chat intimacy

>>53307043
I didn’t know Yuri was lesbian?

people as young as Lia should not have resting heart rates of 120.

>>53307081
not even a matter of being big.
Lia doesn't have a lot of power, but she has enough to tell him to fuck off and stay gone.

Who would win?
Gumis (trained by Lumi)
Likers (trained by Sam Hyde for 3 days and fueled by Lia's piss)

>>53307385
Her heart was racing because she saw me in chat. My bad, it's out of my control.

>>53306949
Lia will leave by dying.
Lumi will leave by turning vtubing into a smoldering discredited ruin like movement based arena shooters.

>>53307385
People? Probably not. It's pretty normal for vtubers though.

>>53306462
i also feel restricted in what i can say in her chat but i'm not quite sure why, i'll try to chat again next time to see if i'm imagining things

Which Phase member got the best butt?

>17 talents
>0 graduation

>>53307459
Gumis are fucking soft beaten down dogs. Lumi & Xal would have to beat them into the line and threaten to shoot any deserters. Likers are berserkers high on hallucinogenic Lia piss.

>>53307588
Panko

>only watch Lia and sometimes Pippa
>only know who Xalamon is because of this thread
this nigga doesn't mater to me at all and Im tired of you fagots rambling on about him. It's been almost a year.

>>53307551
>talk about the game she is playing
>call her shit
>???
How hard is it?

>>53307588
Pippa

>>53307459
A single Liker under Liapiss effects could murder 10 people with his bare hands.

>>53307601
Lmao no I will ass fuck that xalabussy 7 ways to Sunday. He is literally irrelevant.

>>53307081
It’s because he’s Lumi’s nepo hire, she’s got a thing for discord groomers/doxfags/power abusing jannies for some reason, the entirety of gen1 and Panko hate him and has told him to fuck off multiple times. If you want an actual reason to hate Lumi beyond the memes her opening the door for and propping up faggots like him is a very good reason.

>>53307459
lia likers would win today with no training
gumis are soft
no fanbase has kissed the ring more

>>53307635
Maybe if he stops being a faggot then maybe >we would stop caring about him. No one talks about Smugdoka or Unluckycat. You know why? Because they are not annoying

>>53306949
Let's see
>health and mental issues
Lumi will outlast any girl in Phase.
Lia, I think, has seasonal depression on top of her other problems.
>compliance to the contract
If this were Ninji, Lia would be long dead.
>age
Lia has a potential to outlive anyone in Phase.
Lumi is a corner case. Lemon women can procrastinate on settling down for a long time. Otherwise, she'll graduate in 2-3 years, top. Before that, she'll return to the normal number of hours streamed while getting "another master's degree". No way she'll embrace her 30th birthday without a prospective husband.

>>53307588
Ember

>>53307551
It's hard to put your finger on why. It's a bit like when you find a new chuuba and after you lurk for a bit you dip your toe into the chat to feel out the vibe.

>>53307087
Fuck off back to your discord circlejerk faggot.

>>53307588
Shiina

>>53307635
if you only watch Gen1, you quite literally would have no idea Xalabussy exists.
They won, he lost. Well, I guess Gen2 and Invaders lost too, but again the heart and soul of Phase is Gen1 and he has no influence over them.

>>53307588
Wemi

My only real criticism with Phase Connect is that they are trying too hard to be Vshojo lite

>>53307588
Jelly. I like em chunky.

>>53307635
It's literally all Discordfags. The last time I remember reading him in chat was 3 weeks ago.
Same with the Panko schizos. If you're not camping Discord you have no frame of reference for what they're talking about.

>>53307768
>the heart of Phase is riddled with cardiac and health issues

>>53307588
Probably Shiina or Ember

>>53307855
Have a (you) for the road.

>>53307855
Is this a dramafag?

Did they ever release more info on the Gen1 trading card game?

20 minutes to peanut butter jelly time.

>>53307588
Shiina’s bubble butt ofcourse

Jelly doko

>>53307907
I want my Lia foil card. I will get it PSA Gem Mint 10 rated and then wear it as an earing.

>>53307873
People talking about him here make it seem like he shits up the chat every stream

>>53307873
I never see him in discord? I only see him in Lumi's chat maybe once in embers, but I tuned out when I saw him there.

>>53307951
>>53307761
>>53307898
dont mean to break immersion, but Lia is an ass/thigh girl and she made literally no mention of a bubble butt when she would have.

Can any body make the Panko model white while keeping her hand brown?

>>53302164
This is still much more normal than the shit I dream about.

>>53307957
She said at the end of the jigging stream that she was cancelling today. Plants vs. Zombies is tomorrow.

Why is Tenma a midget

>>53308044
no, she cancelled yesterday. today is member stream in 20 minutes

>>53308016
Whenever I do see him, he just says a few things and tries to joke/banter. Like he'll pop in for a bit and that's it

>>53308072
Oh right.
Fucking timezones.

>>53302164
I never had sex but when i have wetdreams i can feel my dick inside the wet soft hot vagina of a woman. How is that possible?

>>53308121
The mind is a powerful thing

didn't Lia Likers summon him to the Lia channel on discord a couple weeks ago, and when he got there they started spam calling him Xalabussy?

My energy drink got frozen solid because i put it in the freezer. Would it thaw out faster if i put it in the microwave?

>>53308039
Don't white wash my Nubian qween.

>>53308016
He only pops when Lumi needs help, either cause she asked or because she is being retarded. Might comment on the gameplay if the game actually interest him.

>pay wall

Grim

>>53308145
idk I'm not on discord.
i'n only on pcg and the lia from phase connect thread

>>53308048
Gypsy curse. Pretty common for Canadians.

>>53307385
Heart rate monitors of those types are unreliable. You can wave your hand in front of them to increase the rate, thats what a lot of people in my gym class in high school did to cheat.

>>53308121
Do you have a mom or sister living with you?

>>53308145
yes. and he ended up banning a bunch of them iirc

>>53308145
Dunno. That would be pretty kino though.

>>53308259
I live with my grandpa...

>>53308279
What a double faggot.

>>53308079
It’s more the fact that he powerabuses a shitton and is a easily offended faggot, and doesn’t like ”4chan lingo”, which he also tried to force on the entire company through Lumi and fishman, which is why gen1 hates him.

>>53308310
I have some bad news for you anon....

>>53301903
welcome to /vt/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvac1vpCJMQ&ab_channel=MahdeenSky

>>53308332
Isn't he sleeping with the boss?

>>53308332
I doubt anyone besides pippa would care about banning 4 Chan lingo. Maybe they'd be pissed about pippa crying on stream over it though

>>53308279
Xalabussy is a protected class

>>53308163
Pour hot water on it

>>53301903
What do you get if you make a contract with this Lumi? Is it safer than working with Kyubey?

So why is there a lia general and why is it surviving this long?

>>53308310
Oh no…

>>53308332
Henri, the Vedal general is around the corner

>>53308501
It's not a general. Seems like Likers just want an additional thread to talk about Lia

Airi...

>>53308533
Why are you defending Xalafag?

http://poal.me/gbc1ul

>>53308501
it's kinda comfy especially during prime time hours. after Lia ended, they even made a booty call to a Bito and had him show up.

>>53308501
Because I post in there regularly

>>53308501
It's an experiment to see if the first ever natural non-anti thread split could happen.

>>53308547
What about her?

>>53308470
you get coffee

>>53308501
if Lia has a general, will TWAIN caretaker the Lia team?

i'm jellowing

>>53308332
>through Lumi and fishman, which is why gen1 hates him.
Then why would them keep him around?

>>53308536
that's pretty much what a general is...

I finished Michiruing

I'm angry. This bitch is only missing 3 teeth? As someone with horrific dental hygiene stemming from depression, I've looked up to her as an example. She's only missing three fucking teeth. Hit me up when you're missing 21 teeth, Pippa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19aFU_WKQ2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19aFU_WKQ2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19aFU_WKQ2w
AWAWAWAWAWAWAWA

>>53308720
the word general makes it sound like a thread split, which it's not. Likers were posting in both.
it's just a Lia from Phase Connect thread. might last 300 posts, maybe 20 posts and dies and then respawns again some day.

>>53308746
The absolute state of capipis…

What prompted the Xalamon timeloop

>>53308678
...sex...

>>53308746
She's missing 3 teeth, but her remaining teeth are supposedly in horrible shape and will probably need to be pulled at some point.

Is it true Lia’s new secret toggle is a nose?

>>53308746
>I've looked up to her as an example.
Why would you look up to someone as an example for their explicitly negative traits?

>>53308847
you dont want to know

>>53308847
nope
it's a freddy fazbear womb tattoo

Pippa necrosis reveal at 300k?

Ummmmm can Lia really post this on her twitter? Isn't this against company rules?

>>53308829
Most of my teeth still need to be pulled. I'm waiting on my insurance to be willing to pay for it.
>>53308852
Because she has a respectable amount of success in an industry in which I hope to properly get into. She shows me even with a horrible mouth, crushing depression, and suicidal levels of safe hatred, you can still make something of yourself. She was raised just like me too, down in the south.

>>53308808
Likers

>>53308820