/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53269565
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>53269565
Watch what? There are no streams?

>>53269616
Amen

>>53269616
Amen

>>53269565
Magmites tongue my anus
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>>53269565
Real songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>>53269616
Amen

meowchi going on a stroll to clear his mind! vespurr would want him to spend his time seeing the beautiful outdoors

hate hate HATE regis altare

>>53269616
nyAmen

would you suck magni's infected toe if it means no yabs for a year

>>53269406
Dude, exactly
Some vesties and magmites are being so optimistic to the point of being unrealistic

>>53269616
Amen.

>>53269719
Cute.....

>>53269727
He'll rape you one day, bro. I'm rooting for you!

>>53269565
That's what's going to happen if he comes back from his not-suspension.

>>53269719
These make me so sad. I hope Vespurr comes back soon

rrats aside i do feel bad for pako

>>53269719
Thick.

>>53269719
i started fuckign tearing up

>>53269702
Thanks nigger I will try to stop jobbing

>>53265045
I’m home now and opened it, nice

>>53269946
nah it's the lazy fuck pastebin anon who needs to update that shit.

Look at them go, this is beautiful

>>53270026
I don't think pastebinanon is around anymore...

>>53269866
>Holy Jihad with Magni against apostates and infidels

TToTT

>>53269614
I may release them from their liminal prison, if you all beg for forgiveness...

>>53270062
you can make a new pastebin

>>53270042
Not bad, but if there were 2 hours in between it would be perfect

>>53270096
I'm too irregular to keep the pastebin updated

>>53270096
nta but i made a new one https://pastebin.com/jPKvpWS1

>>53270096
OP here, I'll make the new pastebin in about 20 minutes. I can see if I can make the next bake as well to keep things smooth, but no promises since I'm an ESTfag

>>53270042
1 hour streams are back?

>>53270191
Nice

>>53270207
>>53270191
Oh nevermind, thank you kindly

>>53270191
are you an axelotl?

>>53270088
Please daddymommy Omega, I beg of you.....

>>53270250
no problem
>>53270258
no...why?

>>53270339
you didn't update the pastebin link

>>53270191
Anon... you put the old pastebin link in the new template..

>>53270380
Lmfao

>>53270380
truly the general of jobbers

>>53270380
>>53270402
https://pastebin.com/k6AeHDBh

>>53269884
did pako even get to watch any of vesper's streams post 2.0? Not that he got to watch many of Sana's either...

>>53270728
yeah he watched altnowa

>>53270661
Ty anon, may your oshi be happy and sated

There are updates on Magni if you all wanna look and stop being faggots about it. No idea of Vesper tho, rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFa01vKaZiw

https://pastebin.com/Fj84WWjf

>>53270826
we know magni is alive already dude, you doxxcunts can’t keep your mouth shut about it

>>53270866
How could you sploink me like this

>>53270775
i hope he is too

>>53270826
Where? I don't see anything

>>53270956
[/sploink'd

>>53270775
Sated…sexually?

>>53270933
I like knowing that he is alive but doxxmites are really reveling in the feeling of superiority

Ummm I ate a THC gummy and fell asleep and when I woke up Vesper was gone
Did I get him in trouble??????? i'm really sorry

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>53271053
how was there any doubt that they were alive lmfao

>>53271109
anon you've been alseep for 4 days?

>>53270042
Shiny Spicy Vanguard love Holostars, they love streaming~

>>53271030
Not what I had in mind but sure

>>53271109
comachama.... youre back......

>>53271109
anon... vesper doesn't like people that partake in the byproduct of the devil's lettuce...

>>53271178

I NEED HIM

>>53271144
I woke up and saw it yesterday but I tried not to think about it
Can I call them and say I'm sorry why is vesper in trouble for my misdeeds
I'm really sorry guys

my rrat Vesper's mother is sick and his family is determining what they should do with her. The option of her living with him and him becoming her caretaker might become a reality. Graduation may be imminent

>>53271248
you fucking stoner look what you did, naked dogeza now!

>>53271178
Quit horsing around

>>53271135
You never know.

>>53271272
okay but what about magni

>>53271320
>"The only reason im still in Holostars is for you guys (magmites) and Vesper"

>>53271320
His toe fell off

>>53271248
it's all your fault but if you lay down and do grounding exercises you will atone for your sins and maybe they will come back

>>53271320
Magni is touching my butt

>>53271358
did you eat it?

>>53271318
yeah you would've with the announcement or at least from the boys

>>53271358
i wonder if a magmite itt would eat it

>>53270088
I'll take Magni back, but you can keep Vesper.

>>53271356
He has Bettel now too tho

>>53271356
Uh this isn't an actual quote, right?

>>53271320
I like the rotting toe rrat from last thread except I don't think it's rotting/broken off

>>53271412
Bettel isn't that special, more convenient than anything

>>53271290
please i'm not an addict they're mandarin orange flavor
>>53271376
i don't know how this will help but i trust you, thanks anon. i'll keep trying until he's back

>>53271406

>>53271465
>mandarin orange flavor
please pick a better flavor and all tempura will forgive you

Any news? I only care about those 2 and I'm depressed...

>>53271465
who the fuck likes that flavor

>>53271513
>>53271547
is it because it's chinese??
He's going to be graduated
how do i fix this are the grounding exercises enough i didn't realize it was serious

>>53271521
everything you care about dies, keep it up asshole.

what does TSKR mean

>>53271625
It means tisker.

>>53271625
Why don't you use google?

>>53271460
>It feels like we have known each other for ages
Things can change dude

>>53271625
tisker

>>53271625
Chill with the larping every thread

>>53271625
short for taskaru, means "bless/thank you", used often when vtubers moan or sneeze

theres this old woman thats been knocking on my door once per hour the entire day. what do i do

>>53271689
Magni has said that about all of HQ too

>huge artist RTing RM shit

>>53271728
That's me, vesoji. Let me in.

>>53271728
Open the door and tell her you're gonna shoot her if she does it again.

>>53271728
Tell her to send out a tweet explaining where she's been so pako doesn't have to worry.

>>53271728
You sure it's an old woman? Like really sure it's JUST an old woman?

>>53269203
Why the fuck they would be questioning whether renew their contracts or not right after getting new models?

>>53271728
Give her a bible that has every instance of "Jesus" replaced with Bettel

>>53271728
i don't think that's a real woman bro

>>53271843
some old age looking woman with oiled up face and curly hair. she seems kinda crazy

>>53271857
It'll be very infuriating if they don't renew them since is because of them that Tempus didn't get new outfits.

>>53271933
They're both very selfish, so I wouldn't put it past them.

>>53271857
Models take months to make.

>Domon
Axel
>Chibodee
rpr
>Argo
Shinri
>Sai Saichi
Hakka
>George
Altare
>Kyoji
Vesper
>Allenby
Zeta
>Rain
(You)

R8 my cast

>>53271906
Nah dude that's 100% a demon that takes her face off when you open the door, que Dios esté contigo o7

>>53269616
Amen.

>>53271933
i know it’s petty but it would genuinely make me hate them. all that time and money wasted being divas and they don’t even make use of the result

>>53271857
Vesper and Magni are using the new models as a bargaining chip in negotiations.
>"[Cover] put in all that time and money into getting us our new models, so they won't want that investment to immediately go away"

>>53272071
well god damn

You guys are getting angry over rrats that don’t have legs

>becoming an anti over made up schizo rrats
you guys crack me up

>>53272159
all /mans/posters are drama queens at heart, sister

so is the surgery for a toenail or is the nigga just getting his entire toe chopped off

>>53272159
Contract negotiations is the most likely reason.
And if they don't want rrats to spread they shouldn't have disappeared without any explanation.

Post your best rat pictures

>>53271869
>"WHEN the morning was come, all the chief priests and elders of the people took counsel against Bettel to put him to death: And when they had bound him, they led him away, and delivered him to Regis Altare the governor. Then Magni, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders saying "I have sinned in that I have betrayed the innocent blood." And they said, "What is that to us? see thou to that."
And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself." - Matthew 27:1

It happened to the JP branch.

>>53272116
I'd hope that's not their thinking because they'd be gravely mistaken

>>53272260
They had to take the whole leg....

>>53272288

>>53272318
i wanna eat it

>>53272281
No, kid. The timeframe doesn't add up lmfao

>>53272281
>contract negotiations is the most likely reason
Yeah sure. If this was happening at least a month ago

>>53272077
>capturebettel
Yes, I DO want to capture the clown and have him wake up mid plap

>me six months ago: beginning to kind of hate vesper
>me now: vesper is who he is, take it or leave it. however i actually hate magni now

>>53272040
>Models take months to make
Ok but are you telling me that after months of work and money invested they're really just gonna go:
>Do I really wanna keep being a Holostar though?

>>53272288

The ink was dry on those contracts months ago.
But I envy everyone here who has never had a job.

>>53272318
Good thing he already has a cane

>>53272297
No one has ever said that Magni and Vesper were smart

MAGNI BOARD WIDE ANTI ARC 2.0 BABY LETS GO

>>53272441
it's just you and your smart fridges

>>53272399
>Do I really wanna keep being a Holostar though?
More like
>Man, I want some more money

>>53272399
It's Vesper and Magni, so yes. They only care about themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/live/wP8FHi-Kmec?feature=share LEADER FRAME UP. ABOUT HALF AN HOUR UNTIL HE RAPES KIDS IN ZELDA

>>53272287
kek

>>53272413
It's kind of amazing, I have a feeling it's just one neet samefag though.

>>53272288

>>53272281
>Contract negotiations is the most likely reason.
No it isn't, you just want that to be the reason because it's less scary than other possibilities. Those contracts should've been signed a month or so ago.

>>53272491
i never wanted to be a kid in a video game so bad until now

If you got into holostars/tempus but didn't like the model you were assigned at all, would you still take the job?

>>53272623
I don't have to look at myself, so I don't care

>>53271728
open the door and a group of suburban gentlemen will rush into your house from around the corner to escort various items of value out of your house

>>53272491
Finally some positive news

the rrat was that aliens abducted magni and vesper you midwits
now get back to talking about REAL shit, like how many trucker dicks vesper has throated

>>53272288

>>53272657
>how many trucker dicks vesper has throated
We had to sent that one off for NASA to tally.

>>53272657
i think he's going through at minimum 10 per day. hes a huge slut especially now with the makeover

>>53272623
id purposely bait out irl information about me that would get fanartists to stylize a compromised design

Why can't I be a cryptid that drags clowns to her rape nest? I just want to make Bettel fertilize my eggs. I might even let him go once my offspring are secure

>>53272623
Just gotta hold out for that first outfit

>>53272623
yeah, I'd use sticky pngs and cover it up

>>53272657
>now get back to talking about REAL shit, like how many trucker dicks vesper has throated
I don't think anyone on this board can count that high

>>53272741
Why would you want such weak offspring?

>>53272623
of course, just gotta make it work
a bad craftsman blames his tools

>>53272741
hello BASED DEPARTMENT???

>>53272787
But your poor mama...

>>53272585
>it's less scary than other possibilities
What scary reasons are you thinking? Like Vesper getting in accident or something?

>>53272741
I want to fuck phantom

>>53272866
uuuu vesper gets in an accident and he's a quadriplegic and completely reliant on me for everything ToT

>>53272866
NDA breach leading to termination would be the worst case scenario. Both of them getting locked out of all of their accounts isn't a good sign.

>>53272945

>>53272623
Only an ungrateful bitch would whine over an ugly model

Vote for the most likely option for what happened to Vesper and Magni:
https://strawpoll.com/B2ZBEza1pgJ

>>53272836
His way of getting out of misfortune is fascinating and my children will need fast reactions and danger sense if they are to survive. It is also fun to hunt and pin down this slippery, panicking little jewel of a man. Of course I'm gonna rape him

>>53272741
Unrelated but I hate these type of fanarts, it feels like: "The Tempus boys can't stand up for themselves so I'll just put a generic hot girl next to them so people at least look at my drawing."

>>53272623
Yes but I'd push for a 2.0 since it's possible

>>53273077
Let's go buttbaby

>>53272623
Yes, absolutely. I'm gonna be make it work, somehow. I'm built different. Better. A shitty model will not stop me. In fact, it will make me stronger.

>>53273077
Magni's toe exploded and Vesper just wants to get out of doing karaoke.

>>53273150
>Generic hot girl
What level of non stream watching niggerdom is this?

>>53272623
If it was really feminine like Bettel's or shota... probably not lol. I just couldn't do it.

>>53273150
take your meds

>>53273214
His toe situation keeps getting more violent with each post

>>53273311
Magni's toe was actually about to cause another war but he needed the help of Vesper to stop it from happening.

LEADER ON TELLY IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES

>>53273259
I know it's phantom but the design is just a woman.

reminder…

>>53272729
Vesper, everyone is worried about you.

>>53273077
Buttbaby sweep indeed

>>53273311
Vesper ripped Magni's toe off with his teeth so Magni is in the ER and Vesper is in jail.

>>53272866
>Accident
>Getting sick
>Surgery
>Family emergency
>Stolen/lost iphone
>Possible account hacking
I don't know why they wouldn't put this in the announcement when all of these are completely valid and normal reasons to disappear.

Reltare Agis
Syxel Arios
Voir Nesper
Dagni Mezpond
Jinri Shosuiji
Bavis Gettel
Hanzoin Bakka
Mayon x Flachina

>>53273150
Do you somehow...not know what that "generic hot girl" is supposed to represent?

>>53273492
Maybe because it's for different reasons and they're both sensitive

>>53273267
what's wrong with being a shota?

LEADER SOON

>>53273595
more like leader who'n?

>>53273150
What kind of autism do you have to have to care about whoever is subjugating Bettel in fanart? Bettel's entire kayfabe is being pathetic and he always caves in to peer pressure.

>>53273496
gross

>>53273590
I'm just very much not. But I mean, if the design is cool it's a maybe.

>>53273491
Mike Tyson Vesper but instead of an ear its a toe

>>53273622
more like leader swoon

ALTARE ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/wP8FHi-Kmec
https://youtu.be/wP8FHi-Kmec
https://youtu.be/wP8FHi-Kmec

>>53273622
Leader is whorin you out

>>53273564
At the same time? That seems highly unlikely

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8FHi-Kmec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8FHi-Kmec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8FHi-Kmec

>get easiest job in the world playing videogames to manchildren and womenchildren
>magni and vesper still manage to fuck that up
amazing

The most believable rrat I have seen is they leaked shit to someone which would fit why it's both of them and cover hasn't mentioned anything concrete yet while they gather evidence.

>>53273768
leak this dick

Praying he jobs the forest temple and dies.

>>53273815

he sounds so tired

>no hood
What the FUCK
curse the SC that encouraged him to remove it last stream

>woke up at 2 am

>>53273890
altarerippinghisforeskinoff.jpg

HE SHOULD'VE STREAMED IT
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53273923
Altare should van Gogh

Oh shit, inscryption is a baller game. maybe leader WILL play MTG MY DREAM IS NOT DEAD

I wanna fuck up playing an ocarina (not a real instrument) with leader

he's so dumb

>>53270070
Their horns will be trophies on our walls. Inshallah!

USB C CABLES SUCK DICK ANYWAY

>>53274206
Insha'allah, brother
Death to those who insult the Maglord

>>53274247
wtf do you mean? that's the best kind of usb

>>53274247
Who the FUCK said USB C cables suck
do you fuckers want to go back to the dogshit micro USB cables???

>>53274206
>>53274252
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT MAGNI (pbuh)

>>53270728
he watched both the 2.0 reveal stream and make a joke on twitter when he was png on altare's channel for the Hunt showdown stream so i assume pako saw part of that collab at least.

>>53271625
https://youtu.be/ryRRuYkln68

Altare, didn't you get btfo in Zomboid

He's zatsuing more in zelda, nice

>>53274394
He outlasted Vesper, who was supposed to be the most experienced player, in both seasons...

>>53274394
no that was vesper

>>53274394
No, he did good the last round

Is it just me or does Altare's game audio seem way louder than him

>>53273768
Pretty likely given how Offkai and AX just happened. We know Magni was at both. There's no way he didn't get totally shitfaced at Offkai.

doxfag go back

Leader is so cute rn, I love hearing him ramble

>>53274309
Yield! And repent, you satanic heathens, for your heresy ends here! May my Lord Bettel guide my hand true and protect his flock from these sinners!

>>53273768
Yeah that's what I'm going on. Both of them being completely frozen out of their accounts, Cover not giving a reason for their halted activities, the other boys being kept in the dark. It fits. I hope it's something much dumber and more innocent though.

whistling my beloved

>Exclusively listened to vidya music in school
Shit this was me in middle school but with touhou moosic

So that’s why his karaoke lists are bad

>>53274601
Curious how you know what's doxx and what isn't. Really makes you think.

>>53274536
Okay so what about Vesper.
Kinda concerned for Vesper's opsec around Magni. If anyone sees them in public, people know the massive faggot he's with is Vesper.

New rrat: Vesper used the N-word in Discord and Kyo threatened to leak the chats, so Vesper is on break to escape the heat and Magni is out too because he let it happen.

>>53274701
That's me in high school and still. I pretty much only listen to soundtracks

>>53273768
>is they leaked shit
they took the tom holland meme too far and leaked things irl instead of just teasing. if this ends up being the real reason i'm going to be so disappointed. even the VG boys are keeping shinri on a leash to avoid leaking anything this close to their anniversary.

The more he talks about his taste in music, the more I think he should send Shinri some Spotify playlists. He'd probably love them.

>>53271320
the cute computer magmite got him

>>53274740
nta but I assume anything I don't know about Magni is a doxx since I have watched every stream

>>53274660
ASTAGHFIRULLAH A THOUSAND COCKS IN YOUR ANCESTORS YOU WESTERN PIG

>>53274740
because he hasn't talked about those things on stream? retard

>>53274811
Very curious. I mean one could assume that any break around a major IRL event means he's attending.

>>53274880
NTA, NTR (not the retard)

>>53274963
another retard

>>53274831
Of course the faggot maglims immediately think of unholy acts. I forgive your crude slander and may BETTEL have mercy on your soul friend, it's never too late at accept our Lord's words!

>>53275051
Kek

>Played for 8 hours
How could you do this to me...

>>53272741
Holy Sex. She looks like a Rule 63 of FalseEyeD. For that reason alone, I would not. The soul-sucking was a contributing factor, though.

>Doesn't like the changes in Inscryption
His bad taste always amaze me.

Are they getting bonked for the same thing or two different things that just happened to coincide?

My schizo thoughts that the human guy in minchi's art is Vesper are shattered because apparently they don't know the details either.

>>53275193
I didn't like it at first but I got used to it

can he get copyright struck for that

you fuckers move too fast for me to properly lurk
how will I ever catch the eventual delivery of Hakka mama getting plowed if I have to search through 6 different threads a day

Incredible motivational speaking from Altare there.

>>53275299
/mans/ is a lot slower than it used to be, newfag problems

>>53275202
We've already established that whatever happened was 100% Magni and Vesper got done in because he's black which automatically makes him guilty in the eyes of authority figures.
>sources cited: my ass

>>53274912
Obviously. I don't think him attending cons is really that much of a doxx, he kinda alluded to going to events when he talked about being invited to comiccon

>>53275061
I do not listen to the words of Shaitan and his servants. Magni (pbuh) is the light in this decadent world.

ALLAH MAGBAR YOU FUCKEN KAFFIR

>>53275299
i'll just save it and if i see you ask for it i'll give the link

>>53275299
Could always hope the drawfriend posts it with easily searchable archive terms or that someone replies with them.

https://twitter.com/kittyplushies15/status/1678774932724142082

>>53275432
I desperately need to get or make a koi plush and punt it

Ohmonah merch in 10 days naruhodo

shilltare strikes again

he watches

>>53275518
Man I have to decide if I wanna get any mag stuff soon.

Glory to Shilltare, Glory to Tempus

>>53275518
I wish they'd put up previews already

>>53275543
kek

I love Mangi but I really wish he would stop hanging out with these cancerous twitch leeches. They're not your friend man, they're just taking advantage of you to get into the Holo box. Wouldn't surprise me if this is all because he told one of them something he shouldn't have.

>>53275355
I'll die with honor so I can drag your soul to hell along with the rest of your filthy brethren. I can hear the bettelgeese sound their horns now, I am ready to join Lord Bettel in God's Kingdom!

Magni Vester...

>>53275543
KEK

>>53275543
i can't stop looking at it now...

>>53275723
>I decide to visit vt for the first time
>this is the first post I see

I want to watch Altare but im scared of becoming parasocial to another boy in Tempus and I know he has it in him to change my brain chemistry...

>>53275719
magni is the leech

>>53275824
Interested?

I desperately want to squeeze Altare

i want guild tempus to trap tim willits in the guild hall and run a train on him until he's left gaping and oozing from every orifice and then the magmites come in

Suck

>>53275824
might i introduce you to the best vtuber?

I love Machina x Flayon and I'm counting down the days until he streams again, so happy the days have gone so fast

>>53275896
his dick?

graduate morf

Enter

the ganondorf account that sends roleplay SCs during the zelda streams is annoying

>>53275829
I'd say do it because it would be nice to have a new recruit, but it is a bit hard to be parasocial with him, specially when he is feeling down or depressed. You should still give him a try tho

>>53275723
wait source on that Bettel pic? It looks baller

Your Lord is a joke. Magslam is right about Jesters and their whorish ways. Josuijsalem shall be our holy city now and forever

>>53275890
kinda
>>53275970
what the fuck

>>53275829
If the love for your oshi is that frail you're a cheating whore and Altare would hate you

I knew Shinri would drop in, he's been talking about wanting to replay this part of Ocarina of Time for months.

>>53274741
Guilt by association: they both are the closest to each other in tempus, so if Magni leaked something and Vesper knew about it and encouraged it, he would be held just as liable as Magni. And with all the info we know about Vesper, this seems the most possible situation.

>>53275972
>tanlines
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

this is the 2nd one i spotted, it's gonna be a long week if nobody says anything

>>53276101
>nobody says anything
Altare and Axel both said something and its that not even the boys know so stop asking

>>53276101
Axel and Altare already talk about this, but they almost don't know what happend

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I wish him nothing but better sleep in the coming days, there's so much going on and so much to do- we probably don't even know the full extent of Axel's responsibilities. Man!!! This guy always takes on so many projects and works just to maybe help others free up some time, but mostly because he really wants to do more and more for us axelotls and the tempura! Axel's amazing like that, always striving towards the future!!! I hope he's always having fun with those projects of his, even if sometimes there's bumps, it's satisfying to finally work over them and to improve from it! Ah, it's kind of a head empty praise Axel kind of day I suppose. But I honestly do just adore this guy, I don't know! Oh-! I am excited for the fishing game today! I hope it'll do good for this guy too, these types of games are always relaxing, I think! But anyway, I'll always be praying for Axel's continued health and luck towards his goals. I hope that he always has fun no matter what! Stay happy and healthy Axel!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love how Altare talks to Shinri, he is like an excited little kid. Hope they can ramble about the game together some day

Jobbing

>>53276101
Same guy was in prechat yesterday going "can't wait for magni and vesper to graduate" or some shit. Cringe.

I'm trying to play a videogame but everything reminds me of him...

>>53276101
this dude just spammed this shit. I saw him before in prechat of Altare’s mc stream. Ignore him

>>53272292
Didn't one of them just outright get terminated without explanation? I know Kira got a graduation but that was all prepped.

>>53276298
I hate this post explicitly because I was watching Fear and Hunger meme videos for no particular reason just 10 minutes ago.

>>53276298
Even getting raped by ugly bastards for free ?

Kek owari da

>>53276298
oh my god a F&H tempus edition mod would be fucking legendary

>>53272623
Yes. I'll even embrace whatever meme is given to me.

THE ALTARE PIECE IS REAL (I can't find the altare one piece edit fuck)

How do i do tribute for my oshi if i am female?

>>53276169
>>53276227
>We don't know much/ we don't know anything actually/ things will be fine probably

>>53276298
WAIT WAIT WAIT...I'M NOT THE ONLY F&H FAG HERE? HOLY SHIT

I think Shinri and Altare would have the best time with this. Shinri because lore, Altare because he likes games that give him kicks in the dick. There's even a no cocks patch, management please please please enable perms for this and Termina

It's cute how Altare is always carrying an Altventurer on him

>>53276521
So what's the truth anonchama?
Surely you know with your infinite insider knowledge

>>53276468
Piss

>>53275829
Join us

>>53276468
put his acrylic standee up your vagina

>>53276383
i hope they get permissions for that game

>>53276468
Tribute AMVs are old-school but it's not like you can't do them with some video editing. Make sure you have the rainbow filter too

>>53276054
its super baller https://twitter.com/NonsenseManna/status/1677755543895539712
We make examples our of people like you, heretic! And actually Josuijisalem belongs to the Jeffbrews but only for now because once the day Lord Bettel resurrects your people and all nonbelievers will tastes hellfire for eternity! Have fun burning with your cousinwives fucker!

>>53276560
That was almost exactly what Axel said, tourist.

>>53276468
I would assume by becoming breeding stock.

>>53276468
If it's Magni, do it with piss. The others...squirt watery frosting on them.

>>53274755
Close, Kyo and Magni were throwing around "nigga" in voice chat, and Vesper hard-R'd to try to fit in. They're all suspended.

>>53276671
>Thinking Magni wouldn't use the hard r
>Roru

>>53276057
you should check out our streamer live right now if you're looking for some chill time while he's playing ocarina of time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8FHi-Kmec

>>53276468
Have one of the acrylic stands have its head poke out from the front pocket

this game is so wonky

Hakka on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4bNWcg8iho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4bNWcg8iho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4bNWcg8iho

>>53276615
Don't forget default to put the (misheard) lyrics on the video in default white Helvetica text that fades or slides in way too slow, complete with your own commentary in parentheses, preferably about ships that have no basis in canon. Use every Windows Movie Maker transition you can, with no particular rhyme or reason.

hakka on the telly I'm lazy

damn he got rekt

Owari da

>>53275970
My oshi....

Is a ceiling a wall?

>>53275970
>zero suspensions
>stays in his lane

>>53276922
Easy to do that when you're a lazy bitch that doesn't stream

>>53276915
all a matter of perspective

>>53276862

>>53276468
post yourself masturbating to their models

>>53275829
Altare loves working for HoloPro way more than everyone else in Tempus, barring MAYBE Hakka. He'd never do anything to jeopardize his job there.

So what the fuck is going on?

>>53277025
sucking trucker dick

>>53276915
Walls are generally assumed to be vertical by definition.
>>53276958
Not when gravity is a factor. A wall is parallel to gravity; a ceiling is perpendicular to gravity. This has structural ramifications that can't be ignored.

>>53276989
>famous last words

>>53277025
You were suspended for not sending Yagoo his monthly dick pics, Vesper

>>53277012
You say that and yet he's relentless with his managers.

>>53277066
And yet his manager calls him to tell him he loves him. They like it.

>>53276534
Anon...it's not 2019 anymore, it's (relatively) popular now
Which is such a weird feel considering how filtering the gameplay is

>>53277066
He knows how hard to push

>>53277048
gravity is merely a suggestion

>>53277012
Unironically believe if Altare got terminated he would kill himself. Not only does he talk about Tempus being his everything, other boys have too lmfao

>>53277025
the answer is clear

Pako has accepted the name Pakopako sensei. He cannot escape.

Cute pako

>>53277066
>his manager calls him to tell him he loves him
proof?

>>53277238
Always knew he was a pervert!

>It's okay pako pako, you can call me tartar
Leader, you're gonna make this old man cry, he's on a fragile moment

>>53277245
this is just plot points in their buddy cop love drama in order

Pakopako and Tartar ToT

>>53276468
put a printout of their model on top of a pad during your period

>>53277280
Valentine's Day karaoke

>>53277025
Considering Magni's popoffs in his early streams like Sonic Heroes I think he might have anger issues like Vesper, and if they both got set aside I think they may have gotten into a fight. I don't think anything too serious will happen but I do think management had to step in.

>>53277319
That's why he needs affectionate nicknames more than ever.

>>53277245
results are in and it was clearly a murder suicide pact

>typical mr. spicy

>>53277319
I kinda want to call him Reggie.

>>53277319
leader should have gotten the 2.0 he woukd have been the best son ever..

>>53277528
altare edit when

>>53277528
Ask him in chat if we can call him Reggie, use your milestone

does anyone else in tempus have an absent mama so pako can take over? I feel so bad for the man

>>53277360
Magni definitely dropped a hard R retard on Vesper

>>53277540
every one of them could have gotten the pako update except for vesper.

Altare calling that malding is a joke. He doesn't know what mald is

>>53277608
Why do you want him to abort another child?

I've played this game a bunch of times but I can't remember where the damn compass is

>>53277740
don't you get it after the elevator drops and you end up in that spinning room? i remember it being useless because you've explored most of the map by the time you get it.

>>53277769
Surely it isn't that late, maybe it's in the checkerboard ceiling trap room?

I can't really picture anyone in Tempus making effective use of a pako model, honestly. The only other members who seriously needed it were Altare and Magni, but they just aren't mentally built for it.

>>53277540
Yeah, it's too bad. Altare would have loved having such a supportive parent.

>>53277245
Can't believe there wasn't even a single vote for the murder-suicide theory Then again, that scenario fits altnowa more than magnoir.

>>53277852
shinri can

>>53277528
Our bodies are (not) ready

WHICH PURAH ALTARE

Is a Pako design something like the One Ring?

>>53277915
Shinri's model is fine, though. Or am I missing something?

kek damn Altare

who was his genshin waifu? kokomi?

>>53278022
needs jiggle physics

>>53278022
aside from magni and vesper, shinri is the only one who has complained about their model

>>53277999
Pako's a heavy hitter AND watches streams, only he and Senzaki do that really. So they're a rare breed

I still think of this moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV820OYmJNM