/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

you mean I get to fuck Kronii? sign me up!

He's a great case study for /asp/ on what not to do

>>53256384
hahaha what a retard

>>53256563
/asp/ already has /their/ guy in anyway, and he is the least drama-ridden person in the branch. Maybe they should pick up more retards from there because no one seems to figure out how to act accordingly

>>53256702
Are you referring to Shinri?

>>53256384
I used to think that being a part of Holostars would be fun before EN debuted, but then I saw what kind of people they hired. I don't think I could pretend to like those fags even if it was my job

>>53257011
All of VG have 0 drama so far. The closest is probably Bettel, but it's only by association with Magni

>>53256521
Go back

>>53256384
uhh, I'm out of the loop
what happened?
qrd?

>>53256384
>went from looking like ass to looking like an ass

>>53257262
Vespers and Magni were caught sharing inside info to third parties. Their activities have paused until the internal investigations can fully access the damage. Expect the termination to be announced a bit before the EN3 drop to deflect from the yab. Ame has already announced her vacation, so it must be within the month

>>53256384
>This is how most of you will end up if you join HoloPro
drowning in Kronii pussy? I'm in.

>>53257594
Proof next thread?

>>53257262
get in the loop by tying a noose and hanging yourself qrdbeggar

>>53256384
Wrong, I don't care about "owning" the haters and I just want to do my own thing.

>>53257221
Wasn't Bettel main drama in the beginning when he was having tech issues?

I don't believe they will be suspended or fired because it'd simply be too good to be true.

>>53257743
Shouldn't have went the Mori route, Vesper. Few people can pull off a direct confrontation with /vt/rannies and live to tell the tale. You overestimated yourself

>>53257594
the fuck? lmao
>>53257718
well im just back from a business trip anon not everyone here living from their parents

>>53257262
he didn't take his meds

>>53256384
I want to join Phase Connect

>>53257933
Considering that Lia doxx you dropped, I wouldn't blame you. She's a cutie

>>53256521
BASED

>>53257853
Hope your trip didn't include english lessons anon, I'll get a refund if I were you
>>53257933
Neck yourself tripfag

>>53257780
I wouldn't call it drama if that predicament net him an entire fanbase of cougars and saviorsisters kek

>>53258043
yeah yeah I still got things to learn huh
but I hope ur parents have healthy and long live ahead of them how else are you gonna pay for the internet to tell some rando on the internet to learn English

>>53256384
Tempus got the fastest non-political redesigns in hololive/holostars. That both Magni and Vesper seem to be in a fight with management does seem odd even for the EN branch.

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO Kronii I'm coming for you!

>>53257594
Proof this thread?

>>53258373
You're embarassing yourself, come home.

>>53258327
I'm 36, are they still Cougars or just 'women my age'

>>53257996
Thanks anon, Lia is beatifull

>>53256384
Meds.now.

>>53256384
Why do you think i never even though of posting my candidature? It's not like i'm delusional enought to not see the obvious.

>>53256521
YABA DABA DOOOO

>>53256521
Fpbp

>>53256521
Cringe

I don't know about you, but keeping your head above water would be pretty easy.
>Just focus on collabing with your genmates at the start, hopefully you got good chemistry, if its not a hit, just do your own thing, that works for plenty of others.
>don't even mention who your oshi is, but continue to support your oshi through your private account
>don't entertain collabs with the girl branches, it aint worth the heat, but be more than professional offline, maybe bounce ideas off each other
>Enjoy the easy 3-4view status
It's really that shrimple. Oh and don't chimp out over game perms. There's plenty of shit to grab out there.

>>53256384
My hair isn't that long though

>>53263807
>>Enjoy the easy 3view status
They do that without all those hoops

>>53256521
kek

>>53263807
>don't chimp out over game perms.
i don't understand how anyone can bitch about game perms. how can you be so autistic that you get in a fight with your manager and get suspended for 2 weeks because you can't play a single game? grown ass men throwing a temper tantrum

>>53263807
The only two non flops in the gen were the leaches who collab with Calli and Kronii constantly. So I don't know about you, but if I get in, my mission will be to collab with Gura and make real money. Why would I care if it pisses off her fans? I've seen pictures of chumbuds. They're not up to much.

>>53263807
>Oh and don't chimp out over game perms.
Too late. If I'm not allowed to play my imoutoxonee-sanxprotagonist hentai simulators then I'm fucking out. FUCK YAGOO, FUCK HOLOLIVE AND FUCK YOU.

>>53268409
>You want to play something
>You promise your chat you'll play something
>You can't
I don't understand raging at your manager, but I do understand how frustrating it can be to simply not be allowed to play something because Japan can't fax machine the company that made the game.

>>53257848
Even then Mori is just one schizo post away from a major yab. Every time she tweets she seems on the border of going menhera.

>>53268752
Succubus Affection playthrough when.

>>53257743
I still wonder how it's that difficult for people to understand this. Trying to "own" haters doesn't end up well, it just encourages them to push harder until they finally break through. There's no winning move in that scenario outside of trying to not engage with them.

>>53269266
Does she? Since the lean/ cuckbeat incident I don’t think she’s had any even sort of questionable tweets. All the ones I’ve seen seem to be pretty normal.

>>53256384
Dont care, I will have still fucked your oshi.

>>53256521
I thought that was always the reason anyone in willing to join Holostars, the Holo pussy.
Because we all know they barely get money and fame so why else would it be?

I'm applying to the next Tempus gen to fuck Fauna.

I hope that with this suspension, management thinks of doing something unorthodox. Like replacing the voice actors for the both of them. Kek

>>53256521
as cringe as this is, this has been my suspicion for a while now.
he sounds asian-american to me, possibly 2nd gen chinese or korean, and he doesn't show anything that is worth a serious viewer's time. his random japan trip during the time the EN girls were basically all together smacks of a rabid fan who aimed to get into hololive, just for the opportunity to fuck around, literally. the sweet irony is that he is fucking up, royally.

>>53256521
fpbp
/thread

>>53270538
I wonder what he did in Japan
Any homofags can explain?

>>53256384
Personally I don't want more people from /here/ joining Holostars. The worst thing that can happen is an actual sex pest joining only to get terminated for trying to groom one of the girls and permanently tarnishing the Holostars brand. The chances of that happening are low since Cover isn't as incompetent as Nijisanji when it comes to filtering out bad apples from the get-go.
By the way, you'd have to get used to fujoshis drawing you fucking the other boys in private and it being posted in /MANS/ or /cbdct/.
>>53270626
Most people assumed he just went there to record his Shinigami cover while he was off his meds but other than that we don't really know.

>>53270626
IIRC he forgot his meds because he didn't check to see if he would be allowed to bring them or not. The end result was him having a schizophrenic mental breakdown in Japan.
Also he didn't interact with with Axel despite the two of them both being in Japan, and while it was probably before or after it, he also didn't participate in Tempus's half-year anniversary. He also said things like him having a "low social battery", but that just caused people to meme
>YABA DABBA DOOOOOO
whenever he would later show up to a collab with a Hologirl in it.

>>53270873
>schizophrenic mental breakdown
That magically wore off whenever he got the chance to collab with a girl

>>53256384
i just want to play games and socialize with (You) though
maybe sing a song or come up with a funny video

>>53270978
this. he's horny as fuck, and he's hoping to ride a holoEN girl. i wish more people would realize this.

>>53270099
people like you will be why hololive ought to be even more stringent with their interview process, which could be a plus for them.

>>53271058
>i wish more people would realize this.
I think some do understand it anon. They just rationalize it as
>Vesper? It's okay because we self-insert as him!
Even though they aren't the one streaming or interacting with their oshis. Basically in any other situation they'd be happy being NTR'd.

>>53271058
>People like you will be why hololive ought to be even more stringent with their interview process
You act like any of them will say during the interview that they want to date the Hologirls, there's no way for the interviewers to know that.
I don't give a fuck about the idol culture or the feelings of fans, if i can get Holo pussy i will get it.

>>53271599
hoooo boy.....

>>53270978
Whomst among us can tell Kronii no, though? If Kronii asked me to collab, even if I was seeing spiders climb down the walls--I'd be there.

>>53271599
>I don't give a fuck about the idol culture or the feelings of fans, if i can get Holo pussy i will get it
Unfathomably based. Most of the fags /here/ spout lies like "Of course I wouldn't date the girls! I respect idol culture too much!"

>>53272448
It's always easy to say that.
But once you realize you have a free pass to hit up the girls and some are willing to like Kronii and Ame, you throw that pride out of the window.

>>53256521
Aieeeeeee, noooooooo
YOU CANNOT SAY THAT, SHUT IT DOWN

>>53269003
>>You promise your chat you'll play something
you mean
>make promises that you can't keep knowing full well that cover has the worst perms autisms of all the corpos and then whine like a bitch when you can't get perms in the end

>>53270099
I'm going to join Holostars and show Mori my love and marry her right on the spot.

>>53271599
>there's no way for the interviewers to know that.
kek

>>53272573
you do realize that most people's views of kronii is based on the ribbon right? she has zero ribbon, zero charm, and zero fucks about the fans. vesper is simply aiming to get fellow asian pussy because he couldn't get irl because of his schizo dumbass.

>>53270538
Vesper is black

Going for hologirls is fucking stupid even if they're receptive because it's a liability.

If I was a holostar looking to get laid, I'd leverage it to bang girls in other corporations and indies. You'd get way more for way less.

>>53256384
>This is my life as Hololive fan.
>I only watched clips of Hololive.
>I only watched restreams of big holo events or pirate the VODs of them for later use.
>I always have adblock on.
>I never buy merch.
>I don't give likes.
>I don't comment.
>I don't subscribe.
>I will not learn Japanese cultural customs.
I am in Holostars English, and I have already fucked your oshi and I have done it while she was live thanking you for superchats. If you don't believe me, watch the end of Bae's Typing of the Dead stream. That clapping you hear is me slamming my penis into her tight ass.

>>53272965
proof

>>53273055
It's not about any pussy, it's the worth of the pussy.
For example, if you date and marry Gura you are set for life. You'll have all her millionaire money

>>53273181
low IQ, high estrogen

>model goes from vampire autist to chad human
>gets suspended
I'm seeing a pattern here, bros.

>>53273181
Noir = Black

>>53273088
You are the sanest viewer on /vt/ despite people here hating your stance.

>>53256521
based

>>53256521
DELETE THIS

>>53256521
>>53256384
I'm joining, but I am not a menhera and will be fucking Fauna instead.

>>53278786
Sorry anon, she is taken(by me)

>>53278937
I >>53278786 also wrote this post I am replying to

>>53273088
Kinda based ngl

>>53267931
But going through all that makes their jobs virtually stress-free. Can you say the same for HomoEN members when they are being shat on by significant amount of Holofags even outside of /here/? (Including hugboxes like reddit and twitter)

I've had a nightmare before where I got into Holostars and ended up just ghosting and losing my meager popularity. Then when I came back it was super awkward.

So much potential lost.

>>53256384
Meeting the hologirls offline at the JP office/studio would be a great achievement for holofans who are able to join tempus.

>>53256384
This is what happens when you pander to brotubers. You end up a menhera mess

>>53270626
Vesper raped Gura in front of Ame while Yagoo just sat there watching

>>53256521
This bro knows whats up

>>53256521
Fpbp. Vesper took the chance and it was worth the termination.

>>53263807
While I understand not to force issues, if they allow me (the girls) to collab, that's that and if they attack me or the gal,

..!.,

>>53269948
Nah, this is a 2weeks cope.

>>53272448
In the end, all this male seethe is because it wasn't them.

>even more menhera than Vesper
>gets away with it

>>53268409
>>53269003
The thing is he did just cancel the X-Com stream and do something else... the first time. It was the second time it happened for the same game that was the problem and he was suspended. They do have perms for 2K games but for several of them they need to notify 2K a week or two in advance every time they want to play. (the girls have talked about this policy when they wanted to play Civ). Vesper did everything right and notified the perms guy well in advance both times but the perms guy just didn't submit the notice to 2K. I can understand getting frustrated with someone so incompetent at their job that it affects your ability to do your own job, but he should have handled it better. Since then Vesper has mentioned several times that he wont (or can't) ask for game permissions, and that he may not even be able to play games that other members can (he can't play anything that requires perms guy notifying the company).

>>53278786
Me but any of Calli, Kiara, Kronii, Marine, Polka, Chloe or Ollie.

>>53256521
Unfortunately you also have to deal with a tranny loving coworker

>>53270099
I want to join to hang out with Bettel. Been a fan of his for over a decade.

>>53269948
i'd say management is doing their job very well

>>53287135
I already have to deal with this so it makes no difference to me

>>53286936
Of course. No one's going to believe the "w-why would I want to join Tempus? T-there's no way I-I'd want to make money and meet my oshi! I'm not a fag, b-baka..." cope

>>53287288
Me with Axel or Shinri.

>>53258043
>I'll
I'd*
If you're gonna shit on other people's English at least use proper English yourself

>>53256384
Well if I'll have a decent chance of fucking my oshi, why not? Definitely better than 99% of all losers here.

>>53256384
Well if I'll have a decent chance of fucking my oshi, why not? Definitely better than 99% of all losers here.

>>53297650
>>53302016
Keep dreaming, faggots.

>>53256384
If I joined a corpo I'd be cancelled and graduated within a week.

>>53257329
>Vesper's remodel is Vesper after mewing for 5 years and getting old-Irys gene therapy
brutal

>>53256521
Fpbp

>>53256521
clockeks...

>>53256384
He looks like that doctor from Oshi no Ko in this pic

>>53286993
Still cant believe he got away with making fun of his model on his PL.
Vesper wasnt much better though by RT'ing it.