/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>it might take me a week specifically to recover from this thing that is totally a fever and not a suspesion
Does anyone actually buy this bullshit?

>>53248646
Nijifags are not exactly the sharpest of the bunch

>>53248646
nijidrones do

>>53248574
>So, what did Luca do to get suspended?
Better question is what will it take for this nigga to get fired instead of suspended

>>53248574
Soo the rats are true? He probably tried to get a better contract but was again told to fuck off and had a fight thus got suspended.

>>53248646
Dude shouldn't have wrote high fever. That could be for so many reasons with various recovery times.

>>53248574
>Luca has a high fever
>Nenechi has a high fever

>>53248730
>Better question is what will it take for this nigga to get fired instead of suspended
Have you seen the women he attracts (like Lia from Phase) anon? He's the perfect manchild that women wish to "fix"

>>53248574
the hooker he got from the street blackmail him

>>53248730
He'll need to stop bringing in money first

>>53249743
Pomu...

>>53248646
nope

>>53248574
>i have a fever and it will last one week
who need doctors when you can control your sickness at will.

>>53248574
Honestly they should just start memeing on the public reasons at this point
>MY GRANDMOTHER HAS CANCER LETS GOOOO!
>Sorry guys I ate bad Mexican food Imma be on the shitter all week
>I got kidnapped by monkeys I'll see you when I see you
>Apologies I failed in my battle with the evil time wizard Arius and am about to be banished to a false space for a week.
>Bros I'm going to Disney World see you fuckers later
>A demon from an isekai portal destroyed my apartment guys I'm currently moving to a new location deemed safe by the Ranker's Association please standby

>>53248730
only if his fangirl or mods dare to reveal his borderline groomer DM to them.
I'm sure that guy at least groom his fangirl in his career

1 week is a long time to recover from a fever, specially if he was already sick before this as the tweet implies.

>>53254858
He's not recovering from a fever. If he even had one to begin with.

>>53253533
Kek I might have to call a niji based if they did that

>>53248574
Based on the post I think he might be sick

>>53248574
Stealth suspensions aren’t something Niji does you stupid holobrony.

>>53257887

Tempus deflection thread

>>53253533
>>53255718
I wish they would do this, just come up with something that feels like a shitpost but is at least legitimate enough that their (likely ESL) manager doesn't bat an eye to it.
>>53257887
>fever
>it's a one week fever guys!
dyrbi?

>>53248574
>I'm sick. Here is exactly how long it will take for me to recover and get back to streaming.
It's not even funny anymore.

>>53257887
Here's your (you). Use it well.

>>53257887
I wish I could post dyrbi but this is just bait

They found out he's the one that impregnated Nina and made her graduate

>>53248646
not anymore, no
in fact Niji livers must be aware of it, they may use it to communicate with fans about suspensions

>>53257950
>>53258181
>>53258735
>>53262171
The zaionists reveal themselves. You guys are still obsessed with NijiEN.

>>53263763
>Management literally reveal they suspended Zaion during a time she was said to be having a break
>Y-y-you're just obsessed! Stealth suspensions aren't real! Honest!

>>53263763
>holobronies
>zaionists
Which is it? Also management literally revealed Zaion was suspended during the period she said she had a break. Stop coping, it's pathetic.

>>53262979
read the qrts lmao
they bought it

>>53249629
Fever for cock.

>>53266310
If only appealing to Twitter paid the bills.

>>53248574
Recovering after a gang fight with Vesper and Magni.

>>53263763
I stopped caring about the waves after Obsydia, and that includes Zaion. Nice try though.

Niji is just a dog ass black company and it is running itself into the ground which is great because all their fans are sisters and doxxing trannies.

>>53248574
he suggested a female only server but didn't tell them it was only so he could invade it later

He needs to post his used tissues, his thermometer and his endoscopy like a real idol. Otherwise I won't believe him. I don't even watch his streams, I just want to gossip.

>might take one week
>people here interpret it as it will take one week
I know literacy rates are falling but damn

>>53268904
What?

>>53268904
>I know literacy rates are falling but damn
>lacks literacy himself
Many such cases. I'm amazed you were even able to navigate into this thread.

>>53268904
It's weird because how he can specifically said that his illness will heal in a week.

>>53257887
>>53263763
I hope they are paying you well intern bro

>>53271069
In what world is any choice of words other than "a few days" sensical when talking about a fever?
That small change and this thread would have page 10'd in an hour as a nothing burger.

>>53276707
>That small change and this thread would have page 10'd in an hour as a nothing burger.
That small change and this thread wouldn't even exist at all. We know they disguise suspensions as breaks/sickness so couple that with Luca being oddly specific and it's no wonder this thread came to be since there's no way of knowing how long you'll have a fever for.

>>53273405
>>53248646
Eh, I don’t watch NijiEN but to be fair, that’s usually how long it takes to fully recover (or close to) from a normal case of influenza (at least it is for me).
Most people would’ve gotten sick at least once or twice a year so it’s not that usual to be able to estimate the length of your recovering period.
It’s not like he made any promise anyway - if it’s going to take longer, he can just inform his fans at that point

>>53273405
"Might take me a week" doesn't mean "it will take me exactly 7 days to recover." It means "I am sick, and it is significant enough I do not expect to be better in a day or two". Yes it is also possible he's been suspended, but pretending that's the only possible explanation for that tweet is abject stupidity

>>53278054
No it isn't, it normally takes 2-3 days. Anything more than that and you're talking hospital visit

>>53278054
>don’t watch NijiEN
>yet defend nijisanji
heh

>>53278054
The thing is ever since that Zaion doc dropped it's now a running gag /here/ to be immediately suspect of any reason a Chuuba is taking time off, especially a niji.

>>53279038
I must be a lot weaker than I thought, then. Usually whenever I’m down with flu, I will be spending the first 2-3 days bedridden and sleeping most of the time (except during lunch / dinner). Will gradually get better afterwards but won’t be fully recovered before 5-7 days or more
Oh well…

>>53273405
He said he might take a week to get better. He might get better tomorrow, he just never specified. It's like saying I can might finish assembling a table in a day, it doesn't mean it will take me an entire day.

>>53248574
Who is the person who has a fever for over a week?
You need to have a trash body immunity for that to happen.

>>53279200
>running gag
>suspect

>>53279200
>running gag
Anon it's not a gag when the possiblity of it being true is non zero

>>53280592
Ask him >>53278054

>>53279335
>I will be spending the first 2-3 days bedridden and sleeping most of the time
is this how unvaccinated people live? holyshit

>>53268324
That's evil

Why is he tweeting? I thought he was suspended...

>>53290157
The management knew their bullshit is already revealed. So they allow Livers to tweet during their suspension.