/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

Riro makes me very happy!

I love my ghost busting wife.

Riro is cute!

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

I want to sniff Coni's feet

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Honorary members:

【 Ami Amami - 雨海あみ 】(PRISM Project)
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@AmamiAmi
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/itsAmiAmami

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>>53230822
UOOOOOOH i wanna fuck furry yuyu so bad

waiting forever for yuyu while she pisses
holy shit nice OP art

>>53230822
Holy fucking BASED rhyme..
This is definitely one of the best things they made

my gfwife

>>53231075
I still think about this all the time. Rhyme makes the best Yuyu art.

>>53231075
>they
He. It's a guy. His artwork is great, though

>>53230822
Reminder that the MiA author is literally a fat ugly bastard IRL and goes around to western anime cons preaching about lolis and his weird fetishes

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark.. alway rember happy day!!!

>>53230822
fucking based art from rhyme once again

>>53231213
based

>>53231213
I know. He's super based.

>>53231213
A role model to everyone.

>>53231213
He looks like the japanese version of gothic king cobra. Fucking legendary

>>53231213
hes just like me frfr

>>53230822
Fan artists really do god's work.

>Fuyo might have just started tan yourself trend
Based! Who would you wanna see get a tanned model next?

>>53231364
You're a fat ugly bastard?

>>53231213
Based

Poko CUTE
Poko LOVE
Poko LUST

>>53231128
Yuyu draining my ectoplams ToT
god why this girl makes me so horny

>>53231431
not by choice

AAAAAHHH YUKO'S SO FUCKING CUTE I CANT TAKE IT

As weird as it sounds, I'm only comfortable calling Yuko a good girl when she's drunk.

>>53231605
You want to ruin her life

Goodnight only to rakunny bros

>>53231656
I'm too embarrassed to say it normally.

>>53230980
Frog is friend

Holy shit she just fell asleep as soon as she got on bed today. Cute blue baby wife

>>53231213
unironically what I want to be like when I'm older

>>53231707
Goodnight bro. Big week ahead of us, so take it easy

I love my sexy blue imouto wife!

>>53231709
I just like to love bomb her when she's drunk because she reacts better.

Why is she going to sleep at 11:00 PM PST

>>53231709
also she takes it so much more to heart when she's drunk

>>53231803
she's a child

>>53231803
shes a good girl

>>53231467
Who or what is forcing you to be a fat ugly bastard?

>>53231803
She just drank an entire bottle of wine as a tiny halfu girl.

>>53231837
He's a lazy-fuck. I'm impressed that he even types out replies

>>53231803
drank a whole bottle of wine

I know Yuko's a cute, retarded girl without a brain, but wouldn't it be way more hype if she didn't get wasted and decided to pull an all-nighter?

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

>>53231980
She doesn't have energy for that.

>>53231980
Maybe, but she said she wanted to do a chill stream in first place. Maybe some other day she might try to do an endurance stream but I have no idea what she could do for it.

God this blue thing is truly a treasure. No amount of anti-faggotry and stupdiity an stop me. She's the best thing ever, and nothing will stop my belief in that.
Fuck captchas hard hard when youre drunk

>>53232053
captchas are annoying even when not drunk..cute boobro

so she's waking up at 8am tomorrow right? and then streaming until 1pm?

>>53232053
based

>>53232053
So true.

>>53232076
I fucking hate that at this point the captcha has trained me. I know which letters and numbers will and won't show up and even when it's a jumbled mess I can still see what it's supposed to be.

I love my wife Momo

>>53232140
You need Joshi Koukousei Captcha Service in your life

>>53231424

I love Yuko Yurei, man what a downer when they finally go asleep

I'm just confused because she didn't even say goodnight or anything lol

>>53232487
she eepy and cute. its okay.

boof bros rise up

>>53232487
She probably didn't expect to just pass out like that.

That reminds me. Seems like the MiA watchalong with Riro will be members only on Coni`s channel.

Dead (alive, I guess) hours theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhvCrSNrXVY

Momo has the best membership badges

>>53232571
they dom't just set up cameras in their bedroom lol, they set up the sleep room then go to bed. She set up her sleep stream and got straight into bed.

>>53232832
She still talked a bit at the beginning.

All the newfags went away now it's only my real bros here.

>>53232920
stinky

>>53232920
no I'm still here

the mother of my children

>>53232920

>>53232959
>posts fuyo
I consider you as my bro!

>>53233030
>fuyobro favoritist
Fuck you, I love all of my jewbros

>>53233020
Please don't post that on twitter she will retweet it and scare normies

>>53233104
she's retweeted worse

who the heck is this comfy panda?

>>53233205
a massive attention whore from what I can see

What if gen3 is full of amazing talents? I am already fucked.

>>53233205
From what I can tell they're a weirdo with a gacha addiction. Hopefully Yuko ignores them and they go away.

>>53233104
so what worse that or futa

i want to wipe Yuyu's butt

>>53233329
Origin were the prototype
E-sekai were the beta version
ENdless is the real fucking deal
EN3 literally isn't even on my radar because there's no way they're outdoing the girls we have now.

>>53232572
Its not, coni said its public now
>>53231803
She always wakes up pretty early

>>53233399
pregante futa, good idea

>>53233463
>EN3 literally isn't even on my radar because there's no way they're outdoing the girls we have now.
you never know, aviel is hard at work combing through 1views to groom as we speak

>>53233529
What the fuck???? Starchamps have to pay for it, but clownfuckers get it for free!?!??!?

>>53233611
Its public for her too as far as im aware

>>53233463
Aviel should do a full AVtuber branch. Something like Emoechi

>>53232053
she's truly a miracle

>>53233684
Would be based but Id still rather jerk off to Japanese cam whores

>>53233611
>>53233669

>>53233788
what if they are japanese camwhores too but without the japanese censorship

>>53232920
Always lurking..

>>53233802
Oh i guess it is..
Very strange to do a members only collab, dont think ive ever seen that before

>>53233841
Some nijis have done that

>>53233822
I could get behind that

>>53233841
Nikki already did one with Pochi and Juna

>>53233828
FUCKING NECK YOURSELF

>>53233020
10/10
post to twitter

>>53233888
Nijisanji releases 3 gens in a year and a half
Idol releases 3 gens in a year and a half
Nijisanji does collab member streams
Idol does collab member streams
WE ARE

>>53233684
Emoechi is a fucking dumpster fire. They should be modeled on Kemomimi Refle and get multiple R18 rigs for different sex acts like those girls.

New biblically accurate Fuyo dropped.

>>53234159
This image made me schizophrenic

>>53234159
I want to frick fuyo hivemind entity!!

>+70 members in just the past hour
member streams are gonna be hardly any different from public streams for the next month, very cool

>>53234239
Imagine the blowjob

>>53234159
this is what I see when I close my eyes

>>53234252
It's been that way for months already.

>>53234159
>My reaction to this monstrosity

>>53234252
Who’s stream are you talking about?

>>53234159
Cute

>>53234342
yuko's, dude keeps gifting memberships

>>53234400
Why would somebody buy membership for someone?

>>53234504
they are retarded

>>53234504
Theoretically it helps Yuko's member base and thus income grow since a certain % will renew after being gifted. Practically, it's an easy way to attention whore after Yuko ignored his cringe, demanding donations.

>>53234563
>after Yuko ignored his cringe
Who’s?

>>53234616
Comfy Panda.

>>53233841
dont forget Lilys collab member stream

Goodniiight idolbros!! Love you all despite being stinky sometimes.. Have nice dreams about your oshis!

>>53234563
>certain %
I wonder what this % is. I don't accept gifts, but sometimes I buy a membership temporarily and then I feel bad canceling it.

I cant believe that I want to go the VOD and save a clip of that entire section of Poko being embarrassed with praise. Why the fuck this brat turned out to be so cute...

>>53235202
I have kept membering after getting gifted so at least it worked on one.

>>53233841
They both wanted to do MiA members watchalong without knowing the other wanted to do one also so they just decided to do a collab.

>>53235202
If I had to hazard a guess, 10%. Whatever it is, it's enough for Twitch to push their version of gifted memberships to a kind of disgusting degree.

>>53235202
about 1%, if they wanted a membership they would have have bought one already. Now the fan base suffers because greys are either retarded children or retarded 3rd worlders who'll insist Yuko speak their language over and over and do the "mummy voice" So say goodbye to chilled member zatsus or chilled zatsus at all, because some retard stole his garndparents credit card..

>>53235487
gifted memberships are good when chat isn't full of shorts zoomers. I wouldn't mind if people gifted to Fuyo for example.

Ah, thank you Coni...

>>53234308
your browser's meme social media account found out what cunny was yesterday

>>53234563
I imagine it helps viewership too

I think catalog bait shitposting has helped Yuko gain members more than gifteds lmao

>>53235780
There is no such thing as bad publicity.

After some deliberation, I've come to the conclusion that all of Endless is good and cute

>>53235384
Doubt it's that high. It's worth it for twitch because it's another way to tempt whales to spend (and do so directly through twitch). Conversions don't really matter too much in the whole equation.

>>53235864
How sure are you about that?

>>53235064
Night fuyobro

>>53235884
does twitch have member-only streams?

>>53236029
it does but sub only streams are rare as fuck in my experience

>>53235948
I haven't caught every stream by all of the girls but everything I've seen so far has been good. So with my supreme authority I declare Endless to be total cuties and Good

>>53236061
I don't know if I can trust you.

>>53236086
You don't have to. Just watch streams for yourself and you'll come to the same conclusion

>>53236151
I have been watching streams, but I am not smart enough to come to any conclusion.

>>53235864
Endless is the best EN gen that ever debuted.

at the beach with me wife

does katta not post a regular schedule every week or something? how do i know when my mafia boss is going live

momo

>>53236331
sex

Dead hours
JP pink baby playing Electone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJoVvmXRefA

>>53236240
>how do i know when my mafia boss is going live
anon....

>>53236451
based lunaposter

>>53236240
I think it's been like 2 months or more when she last regularly posted schedules.
Nowadays she just makes 10 waiting rooms all at the same time and doesn't go live.

>>53236451
https://files.catbox.moe/eswg8f.webm

does Momo have a reference sheet?

>>53236451
She's really kept at it, good for her honestly

>>53236577
Only Coni has one.

>>53236451
cute pink baby
ours is cuter though

>>53236654
God it's been long time since I last saw this dudes art.

>>53236654
f-full?

>>53236778
https://litter.catbox.moe/uohre4.png

dead hours theme https://youtube.com/watch?v=wACf53vRlAk

just realized Momo doesn't have ears

>>53237001
she has cute little saya hair swoops she doesn't need ears

Bittersweet dead thread hours. The Final Doompost
https://youtu.be/hdfmf11Wtbo

>>53236829
>uohre4

>>53237201
shame it's a litter

Oh shit, Momo was in Mio's stream!
And now I'm noticing how similar they are.

>>53237369
Hololive Mio?

>>53237369
she's going to member every gfe chuuba in the western scene to make sure there are no cheating husdumbos

>>53237455
Miori Celesta

>>53237485
Only thing I know about her is that she played cuck simulator which is pretty based.

>>53237462
At first I thought she was just membering her genmates for support, but since she membered Miori I guess she really could be throwing her web around to catch cheaters. Probably already got a spreadsheet ready as well.
Korean GFE chuubas are scary.

>>53237725
Now I am afraid of talking in any other chat.
Do you think she will find me if I use alt account?

>>53237725
can't wait for the "threatening with cutting your dick off for cheating on me" RP ASMR

>>53237725
jokes on her I'm going to start supporting all the girls she members

>>53237782
>RP
Yeah RP..

>>53237840
Anon please I can only get so hard

Anybody got that artwork of Yuko laying on her side against a wisp with all her hair sprawled out? Or maybe the artist’s tweet containing it? Need a full res copy of it

I have a new favourite song but there's no karaoke of it
are they expensive to commission...

>>53237993
I have it as my background, but all my folders are fucked up and can't find it.

>>53238082
con you post it? I might have it but I'm too retarded to understand the description lol

>>53237993
Found it.

>>53238082
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop\WallPaper
should have the path in the registry, if recent-ish w10
Windows also stores a render of it in appdata but that won't be og quality

>>53238152
this is so pretty wtf

>>53238152
Bless you boo bro, I really needed this for something important

>>53238201 (me)
slowpoke.jpg
>>53238152
naisu, that art is really gorgeous

>>53238260
>>53238306
This dude doesn't even post much art.
https://twitter.com/toraifu

what are you up to anon-san
which streams are you looking forward to

>>53239202
Just playing vidya.
Fuyo's

>>53239202
practicing guitar while waiting for my ghostwife to wake up

>>53239202
Working out listening to her karaoke.. And looking forward to the Coni streams as always

>>53239202
I bought a NS to play MK8 with Poko so I would say that's the stream I'm looking forward the most

when were you when your pp hard?

i was sat at home drinking kefir when momo strim

'perhaps my foot your face'

'yes'

>>53239594
Momo are you drunk?

>>53239594
>kefir
yum

My sleeping Daughterwife is cute. That is all.

is katta vtuber or vtweeter?

>>53239802
she's a vtwat

don't forget to gaze 20 feet away for 20 seconds every 20 minutes

>EN1 fixed my antisemitism
>EN2 fixed my hatred for koreans
Are niggers next? Maybe gypsies?

uohhh, iOS added notification modes
I can turn yt notifs back on generally but limit them while at work

>>53240164
>iOS
how's the PC going anon?

>>53240204
I haven't used my thinkpad in a few days
I recently found one of my old ssds with gentoo on it tho, maybe I'll try to remember the key and start using it again

I will never understand how zoomers can use mobile for anything other than calls and texts.

>>53240446
Lol boomer

>nobody sent memes to poko and riro
I hate you guys.

>>53240476
there's still time and I'm not a meme machine that prints memes on command

>>53240476
Is this funny enough?
https://files.catbox.moe/k8evh5.mp4

>>53240491
you should post this with a dancing riro kek

>>53240491
No.

>>53240511
This one makes me laugh every time.
https://files.catbox.moe/8jqego.mp4

phoneposting is cozy
I'm mid-early-late-twenties
>>53240476
there's a couple dozen on the hashtag at least

>>53240446
if you have a decent phone you can do a lot of stuff, i don't understand how people can still use voice calls

>>53240476
can't today but I'll try and cook something up before the deadline

>>53240632
I have samsung galaxy s3 I can do all kinds of things, but it's not comfortable. Having a miniscule screen and no dual monitor is just shit.

>>53240446
ngl it’s so fucking nice to be able to use my phone for stuff like reading instead of carrying around a book.

>>53240713
Reading I can understand if the UI is good still would prefer a slightly larger screen.

>>53240695
I don't think that's had security updates in half a dozen years
people might be maintaining LineageOS for it though

>>53240824
They gonna steal me and my moms texts?

Poko if you read these threads be more careful about saying things that could get you doxxed.

>>53241218
She's not here

I love kattarina!

>>53241241
Then there was no harm in my post.

>>53241241
Sure thing, Poko.

>>53240746
This is basically why ereaders became a thing. The size of a book and with specific screen tech that gives insane battery life. If you're bored read how e-ink works, it's neat.

>>53241218
I hate concernfags.

>>53241292
I got a kobo specifically for doujinshi
the colour contrast is so absurdly great

>>53236451
Damn, she ended right as I clicked on the link. Those Electone streams are supposed to be on Sundays I thought.

>>53241218
did she say something in particular during her stream? I didn't notice anything

>>53240045
I need more of this
Poko makes me so damn hard

>>53241468
there's a lingerie version
I forget the catbox

>>53241415
Yeah that's the only reason I'm expressing concern. I ain't alluding but it was something way too specific.

>>53241415
I guess he is concerned someone will go to every coffee shop when she is working.

>>53241509
or someone will look for girls with a creeper hoodie

I like Momo. Good job. Momo!
Have a nice day, Momo.

>>53241546
Momo >w<

>>53241542
Smartest fandit.

>>53241542
Or someone will go through the Steam friends lists of every single American user with the name Baba Yaga looking for Swedes.

As a guy who got spectacularly filtered by the (understandably justified) korean hate, bad rigging, and fake loli voice on her debut, sell me on the Momo of now

>>53241768
Who do you watch currently?

>>53241768
Just fucking leave we don't want people like you here.

>>53241768
why? just stay with the ones you already like

>>53241241
She's literally replied to me in one of these threads before

>>53241793
Yuko, Poko, Coni, and Riro

>>53241768
All you had to do was watch her debut 2.0 retard

>>53241768
From the lowest lows of the debut to the highest highs now, I think Momo has the most severe improvement over a month I have seen.

>>53241826
Because I didn’t give her a chance after watching her debut, and seeing her win so many over has made me interested to see if it’s possible for me to be won over too

>>53241837
Top 10 things that never happened, really you may be Poko replying to me...

>>53241886
The amount of money and gifted subs she got was crazy. She easily made the most out of her genmates.

Poko here. Thanks for all the great feedback and support from you guys!

Idiots replying to obvious threadshitter..

>>53241974
I’m not a threadshitter, I genuinely want to hear what you guys have to say

>>53241886
Momo has definitely suffered the most from a hectic irl schedule and awkward living situation preventing her from streaming consistently

>>53241918
katta should graduate and marry one of her fans

>>53242028
And let me guess you know just the fan for the job.

>>53241951
I knew she was gonna be a top earner by her third stream

>>53242041
i'm not a fan of her tho

>>53241951
Begging has always been a way of earning good money. Question is whether you're a low enough person to do it.

Not a threadshitter btw.

>>53242095
The difference between earning money for the job you do or begging is a matter of perspective here.

>>53242164
A banner saying give me $200 and I'll slam this purple shake is begging in my book.

>>53242194
If you are offering a service are you really begging?

>>53242194
She's providing something in return. Your book is gay fujoshit.

>seething jealous femanon

>>53242243
>If you pay two bums to fight they're simply providing entertainment and aren't just desperate.

>prime time in indonesia
kek

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

>>53242346
We're all driven to desperation under capitalism, retardchama

>>53242495
What a stupid post.

>>53242527
What a non-argument

>>53242691
You started it by throwing around buzzwords and making baseless statements.

>Two gay nerds fighting in the thread
Ok cool, but any streams?

>>53242796
Fuyo in 4 hours and Katta might stream at some point before that.

>>53242796
I almost posted this when momo asked for songs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-xC3tRUZn1M

My laptop is old as shit but still able to play Maplestory despite it taking a while to get running.

>>53242918
All these years and I still haven't found a better loli.

>>53243065
Kizu was so fun, I only got around to watching it recently despite being hyped before its release

>>53243039
maplestory is ancient, how much fatter could they have made it?
(actually I thought it was a browser game this whole time...)

Guys, please post good shit in this tag. Looking at it now, the stream is going to be a disaster.

>>53243248
see >>53240488

>>53243248
Meme reviews are always terrible. It's better if it is an embarrassing train wreck than it to just be boring though, so I will submit God awful memes.

>wake up next to wife
>she's still sleeping
>give her a headpat and go back to sleep
>...a feeling I'll never have
Yeah the loneliness is creeping back in again.
Boo morning bros I wanau fucking die

>>53243248
I got a couple which might be suitable
I'll post them soon(tm)

>>53243247
To this day I'm still floored that of all the mmos and gacha out there Maplestory of all things got the Evangelion collab and long after its peak relevancy

>>53243346
Just let go and stop caring.

Yuko has been sleepstreaming this whole time??
I only skimmed the start of the bread

cute, sleeping vtubers is an underserved market

>>53243383
wow that's pretty dope

Good morning, jewbros! I hope you all got plenty of rest!

Katta live
https://www.youtube.com/live/WNdRFloyZvM?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/WNdRFloyZvM?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/WNdRFloyZvM?feature=share

non retarded link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNdRFloyZvM

>katta has ran out of money

AVIEL GIVE ME HAGS!

>>53242451
Life is good.

Did Katta say her car insurance is 2.5k/year? That's fucking insane.

>>53244371
why is this censored

>>53244387
jewland is pretty fucked in terms of cost of living

>>53244387
Jesus, that's car payment territory

>>53244371
Imagine the SEA chat for an idol hag.

>>53244430
Still paying 5x the price that I pay for full coverage is crazy.

>>53244434
my car cost less than 8 months of her insurance w

>>53244491
maybe no hags is a good thing after all....

>>53244539
I'm paying off a Mazda for about $4k a year. I have a 4Runner I bought for less than 6 months of her insurance payment. I fucking love that truck.

>>53244491
I forget how sea tards have mommy issues.

>>53244586
Why would you even buy that kind of car? Do you live in a desert?
Americans are so weird.

>>53244586
>4runner
Just bought a 2023 one. They'll probably be the last good ones before the overhaul fucks them over.

new cars scare me, are they self-wrenchable?

>>53244630
(3rd gen) 4Runner will take you home no matter where you are. They're fairly simple while still being somewhat modern. I can change my own fucking oil without putting a jack underneath of it, which is super sweet.
>>53244658
I hope it lasts 20-30 years like the old ones regularly do

>>53244692
Nothing these days are.

wow that is uh, quite the borderlands artstyle

>>53244692
New cars are a fucking pain-in-the-ass to wrench on. So much brittle plastic shit everywhere

>>53244630
Not him, but I got mines cause I don't like normal cars and I live in the countryside. Shit gets muddy.

>>53244692
4runners are ancient in terms of how they're built. They don't have much tech in them and are easy to work on yourself.

Headpat Riro!

>>53244815
that's good to hear
if I have any brand loyalty it's for yota

Poko LOVE

>>53244846
nade nade nade nade~

I am fond of Riro

>>53245019
I am as well!

Rakunny my beloved 2: Electric Boogaloo

I am also fond of Riro

you guys ever have asshole cramps?

Good morning

>katta expects her fans to know her period cycle
based?

>>53245317
ever since the Yuko period chart was posted here a long time ago Katta has just always told people when her period was

>>53245317
tbdesu i don't care when her periods are i will just fuck her daily anyway.

>>53237827
Are you a Frogchamp?
https://www.youtube.com/@AmamiAmi

isn't consuming blood verboten...

>>53245469
Don't bongs eat blood pudding all the time?

>>53245469
She isn't Jewish.

>>53245466
I'm not gonna member but I'll try to tune in to random streams

>>53245469
uhhh no...

>>53245554
>he's gonna miss out on dates with ami
ngmi

>>53245550
e-eh?? I thought that was Origin's gimmick

also she sounds jewish
t. has only met two jews

wow what a faggot donation, good think Katta was gone during it.
kill yourself

>>53245663
Fucking cringe.

hey you
go die

>>53245663

>>53245711
>>53245663
has to be a newfaggot, most of my jewbros are well behaved, right?

>>53245711
I hope Aviel bans him from everywhere.

>>53245711
Yikes.

>>53245753
probably just a faggot thread shitter trying to be "funny"

Katta is waiting.

>>53245711
Anon.....

>Spooky games marathon
>Poko x Nikki tetris
>Coni x Roca Devour
>Momo zoo stream
>Poko puzzle game
incredibly stacked day
>Coni creatividad stream

>>53245577
wait... maybe momo only has 1 tier of membership so we can afford to go member her harem

Im going to keep containment breaking, im the super villain of this thread :)

+10 for katta

>>53245825
You will just get banned.

>>53245818
Katta is live right now and Yuko is continuing her 24 hour stream as well

>>53245825
we're used to the discord groups containment breaking, you're not a super villain you're just another goon

Katta's esl is gone from debut, how can you watch this without the esl?

I didn't know the term "super villain" was synonymous with "retard"

>>53245818
You forgot Riro's laptop funeral

I think Fuyo should be able to have kissy gay sex with any member of Endless she wants to

>>53245801
that's worth $1,500...
paying up the $1k is a steal

>>53245825
>>53245889
hi Sithis, go back to BBC posting on Kiwi please

>>53245937
t. every member of endless

>>53245933
Laptop-kun worked his hardest. At least his pain is over now.

Have you been getting happier, more confident, healthier, and stronger for Poko?

>>53246065
Being healthily in shape but not quite jacked for Poko!

>>53246065
Nope still want to die like I have been these past 10 years.

I'm really very super much into girls eating

>>53246065
I will put my big flappy belly guts on her back as i rail her from behind with my thick 15cm ojisan cock

Katta cute

>>53246172
>15cm

>>53246172
anon... Poko is a self admitted size queen

wouldn't all the car batteries be dead by now

>>53246220
>>53246270
So? 15cm is bigger than avarage

>>53246149
based and same

>>53246065
I am not toned or aesthetically muscular but I pick up bales of hay daily and can easily handle lifting goats, do you think that is the kind of strong she is looking for?

>>53246276
yes in like 95% of cases but its possible for a battery to last like 5 years without dying
that being said they are in a place that has cold winters so there is zero chance that batter would work

>>53246340
you seem knowledgable
do you know that one chemical method to restore a neglected battery?
I have a fancy 750cca battery I let die

>Wake up
>Read thread
>>53245711
Someone tie that dude's balls into a pretzel knot.

>>53246300
You gotta be 19cm or larger to give it to Poko

>>53246432
there are ways but its literally never worth it to restore a battery yourself, always just buy a new one.
You are gonna spend 1/2 the price of the batter fixing it plus your time and it would only ever be like max 70% as strong as it used to be.

>>53246300
Don't mind them, Poko is and would be happy as long as you weren't one of those that said you would share her.

>>53246531
alrighty, ty

>>53246591
Poko is small and hasn't seen a thingy thangy in person, as long as you're not the micropeen maro poster you're fine.

>>53246662

Strange memories on this nervous morning in /jidf/. Six months later? A year? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era—the kind of peak that never comes again. YouTube in the early twenties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run… but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.…

>>53246748
>YouTube in the early twenties was a very special time and place to be a part of.
No it wasn't, you fucking zoomer.

>>53246811
anon.... its a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas quote

not to numberfag but
2view streams feel extra cozy, even without chatting... or maybe it's just katta

>>53246898
Katta's chat is slow even when shes a 3 view because not only are people here too gay to chat a lot of the time, people are scared of Katta so they just quietly watch

>>53246811
zoomer... your boomer reps...

katta MUST be impregnated

That feeling when you didnt impregnate your bread
>>53247062
>>53247062
>>53247062