/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

only 14 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

Purin singies
https://youtu.be/rVksj3BTW9A

Squeezable and milkable

screaming sex dog, my beloved

>>53185328
>>53185408
SQUEEZABLE AND MILKABLE POSTER HAS COMMITTED THE CARDINAL SIN OF PUTTING SQUILKERS ON THE DOG
/TSUNX/, LYNCH THIS RITUALPOSTER

>>53185831
Purin did it first

Ember PowerWash Simulator at 12pm
Dizzy The Isle collab w/ Shiina and Lumi at 1pm

Filled with affectionate energy for my beautiful spidermother...

>>53186081
Isn't that the old version of the model when Airi was still the VA?

I think I like Purin

F I L I P I N O
G I R L S

Purin melting my popsicle

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>53186235
I think that's from when PPP tried to pass it off like the VA didn't change

>tfw backreading the philippine general in /trv/

It feels like it's been forever

>>53187426
I was genuinely confused as to where the gun went because I've seen the edit so often.

I'm gonna miss Ami a lot today my week doesn't feel like it starts without her streams on monday

what would Purin think of flans working out for her?
picrel is gross and sweaty ojisan donut click

Rei will return

>>53186250
I know you like Purin

HANABI IS NEVER COMING BACK

https://twitter.com/inukaipurin/status/1678463743079088129?s=20
Voice tweet, still drunk, still singing

>>53190369
She's fucking wasted kek

>>53190017
SHUT UP, I STILL BELIEVE

>>53186614
VORE ME MISS PORKURO
https://youtu.be/cgmoEojF7OE?t=2558

>>53185290
kind of you to post this but don't you dare try to take my ritual from me

>>53191067
Oh wow, it's at Two More Weeks™ already

>>53191067
>>53191221
the closer it approaches the more i feel my prediction will fail

>>53191221
Trust the plan

>>53191284
>>53191339
This is /tsunX/ the meme magic works in mysterious ways

>>53191284
i have wavered several times in how i think it will go. to the point i no longer care what he outcome will be, just the importance of the ritual itself, and a hope that the magic will cause something to happen. i also am 99% sure Ami is here to some degree and with how i have tried and to my knowledge kept the ritual up for every tsunx thread she knows of it by now and would likely do some sort of cheeky nod to it.

>>53191390
I both fear and admire this great power over which we have no true control

>>53191673
It's shocking how fast it has been working in /wool/

>>53185141
>Meru has broke the cycle
>Mio's hiatus is cancelled
We are so back. Mio's back though...

>Ember PowerWash Simulator
https://youtu.be/V--Pokhr-Fk
>Meru Signalis
https://youtu.be/C_ykwtDAXck

>>53192192
Maria next please...

[Ember news]
She's a thirsty little flower

What lewd poses will Ami draw buckos in next?

[Ember news (real)]
She has no idea what she's doing with her life

Imoutowives only want one thing and it's disgusting

>Ember is having a mental breakdown because she mistook a hamburger for a hotdog

>>53193122
I want to see an embarrassed bucko at the beach with his spidermom in the swimsuit she made for him

Not the MBTI...

How far into Signalis is Meru at this point?

It has been zero streams since Ember expressed amusement at disabled people

>I'm used to disappointment
>Or I guess being a disappointment
E-ber...

Do you think Mio actually read this place?

>>53194167
Mio would never come here, don't be silly

>>53193828
A little over halfway.

>>53193551
INTP gang rise up

>Ember has a slight migraine
>I have a slight migraine
WE ARE

>>53193489
>She actually spontaneously burst into tears over this
Yeah that's a woman moment

Divegrass caretaker please invest in a psychic octopus for the team for the next league

Don't worry about not being into them, Meru. Gacha games aren't actually video games.

>>53195149

>Ember starts talking about casinos and gambling
>Meru starts talking about casinos and gambling
Overlap convergence...

Dizzy dinosaur game collab with Shiina and Lumi
https://youtu.be/7cmPQDyXVBs

>>53195323
>Now have five women talking in my ears at once
Brain death has come for me

EMBER'S TUMMY HURTS SHE'S GONNA PUKE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53195206
Stop that

Ember really doesn't sound like she's doing good right now

>>53195524
>>53195688
>Headache
>Nauseous
>Drooling audibly
/tsunX/, diagnosis?

>>53195978
I'm a real doctor and can tell that the only possibility here is prostate cancer. It's terminal

Meru's brain is working hard

I want to rub Ember's tummy to help her feel better

Sweet sheepy singies
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1678493624122880000

>>53195978
Pregnant (food baby)

>Do you like it when I shake my booty in your face?
>You like that, don't you?

>>53193122
I want Ami to draw us showing our butts

>>53196286
>Please rub my tummy
See, she's asking for it

>Ember hates Snorlax because it reminds her of her ex-bestie who got a boyfriend and starting talking shit about her

>>53193719
>Tfw all three
Man sheeple are never gonna beat the menhera allegations

>>53196564
Buckos are just asking for it now

E-ber is dying...

>Meru just wants to be a housewife

Meru, if you're reading this please marry me.

>Ember's on the trashy reality TV show talk now
Please not again I still haven't mentally recovered from Dizzy's stream

Meru's really recovered amazingly from the drunk stream, it's only been about three days but it feels as if the whole ordeal never even happened at all. She's really come a long way.

[Ember news]
She throwed up

>Not now! NOT NOW! UUUUWWWAAAAAAGGGHHH!
Meru RAPE

>>53198546
>keeps going
That's my girl

>>53198546
Yeah, on me

>Ember is planning out an imaginary reality vtuber streamer house plot
Please... I barely survived Dizzy...

Remember to follow /tsunX/ friend DashDucks!
https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks

>>53198977
Dashducks is full of WHORES unlike my oshi and certified /tsunX/ friend https://www.twitch.tv/ourchickenlife

>I feel like I'm about to drool between every sentence
I want to kiss Ember's mouth right now

>Ember's chat literally paying her to fuck off
SAD

>>53199214
>I hate to see her go, but I love to watch her leave
Understandable

>"Take some Pepto Bismol"
>Only if you give it to me in pancake form

Ember really is falling into the parasocialism hole, isn't she?

Ember wiped her drool on me, later nerds

>I didn't eat yet today.
>Ugh why am I so tired?

>>53199442
n-no...

>>53199442
Funny since the last powerwashing stream I caught she was trying to deny it kek

E-ber's a little out of it today

>>53197742
Sorry bud, the position of Meru's oniichanhusband is already taken (by me)

Can't wait for Ember to lasso my dick

>>53199442
I feel like the moment you start teasing your chat and putting yourself zoomed in in the middle of the screen is when you start toeing the line. Not sure why that specifically, it's just a baseless feeling.

>>53200416
You're absolutely right

>>53197742
>he lacks the critical information
rumao

Ember is acting oddly white girl wasted for an Asian chick right now.

[Ember news]
She wants to top Airi

>>53200513
It's over, she now hates us and has decided to kill herself in a fryer

>>53200651
I blame the west coast and their demons. Shes been possessed my the white girl spirit (Cali edition)

>>53193489
I can't take it any more, I have to ask. Why are Ember's tits so rectangular?

Where's she shoving the hamster?

>>53200926
How does one exorcise the vile white valley girl demon?

[Good news]

>the drool is coming
AND SO AM I

>>53200926
She's Texan though

Lazy cuddling and scritching with the cute spidercat, getting behind her ears until she's purring, I miss her...

>Kraft Dinner is too much work for Meru
I think I found out why you're always tired.

>I don't wanna go...
Yup, we got her boys

>>53201236
Shes visited the unclean land more than once correct me if I'm wrong I don't really remember

>>53201306
She's basically been living off of cereal and chocolates for the better part of a month, girl needs a personal chef

Sometimes these girls say things that make me so frustrated that I can't just reach through my screen and give them a hug

Ember...

>>53201097
Canadian Coffee

>I don't want to leave
>you guys bring me clarity
It has now been an hour since Ember threw up and said she might have to leave, it's safe to say she has entered the symbiotic zone (copyright Amiya Aranha 2022)

I don't remember her ever having a moment like this as Kallin

[Meru News]
She did it.

>>53201131
[Update]
Food acquired

>Dizzy is a constantly shivering chihuahua wearing a single sock
Interesting way to describe her Ember

>I want to be cremated so you can turn me into a necklace and carry me around everywhere
>Or you can use me to make pastry or pasta and vore me
What level of parasocialism is this?

>I'm not gross
>Anytime I get an itch I... nevermind
Wdsmbt

>>53190617
I hope that dude at least made a different account to watch.

Rate the stream?

>>53202846
Ember's basically my girlfriend now/10

Meru is now Twitcasting
https://twitcasting.tv/matsuromeru

>Ember opening up and obviously starting to get attached to chat
>Meru transitions directly from ending stream to a twitcast from her bed
It's a parasocial kind of day

>>53194167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp4_aKVU578

>>53202846
EMBER IS FUCKING CUTE/10
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1678533723841544198

>>53201881
Probably because she was waging more than she streamed but yeah, that was a wild last few minutes.

>>53202846
It's so over for her/10

Meru's voice is really perfect for just softly speaking straight into your ears

MUSIC REVIEW TIME
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

It's good that Meru is aware that most of her negative thoughts are completely irrational

>>53204598
>Lisa is sweating
Good news already

Sheeple are overstepping, calling Lisa cute when it's not her birthday anymore is over the line

thinking about my spider mom's soft squishy cuddly belly and how much i wanna rest my head on it and blow rasberries into it to make her giggle. I miss and love my spider momma so much

Only in a vtuber chat would the viewers (sheeple) get concerned when the streamer mentions drinking water and tell the streamer to not drink too much water.

>>53205516
I wish I was kinetic sand so that Ami would put me in her bellybutton only for me to get trapped in there

>Lisa gets brain fog when it's too hot
She just like me

>>53204960
I feel like the Twitcasts are good for her mental health, she can just put all her thoughts and feelings out there without any worries

>Random noises
>"Oh this is super sick!"
Sasuga Lisa

>Rocky Mountain oysters

Lisa hooked up to my homemade squilking machine

>WE GO GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>GAINS GAINS GAINS GAINS GAINS
>PROTEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>53207383
You are now remembering that Meru didn't know that cows and bulls were the same species until just over a year ago

Slugma's maros are officially open
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1678550655672410112

>>53111853
>Schizos take many form, some of them will first act as fans, then schizo marshmallow their oshi, then gaslight her to make her think they are their best friends just to become more malicious and schizo
That's was mindnumbingly specific and has never happened before. Unless you're talking about yourself, schizo.

Yuuna finally made a semi-accurate schedule

Eepy sheepy...

>>53209811
She'll still miss streams, I'm sure of it.

Meru was exceptionally cute today

>Lisa hears VGM
>Can't help talking about Nier and Drakengard
Love this dorky sheep, her Nier singing is heavenly

ONE (1) HOUR

>Girlboss tag on Twitch
>refers to herself as a girlboss constantly on Youtube, Twitch and Twitter
Lisa is cringe as fuck, can't believe I ever liked her.

Okay fess up. Which one of you is the leaker for Lisa's 3D

>>53212580
Gaslit and gatekept

>>53212580
Lisa is cringe as fuck, it makes me like her even more

what does: Ami, Lisa & Meru think of watching other girls who are not them?

>>53214020
Meru said she tries to not be too jealous

>>53214151
what about if it’s tsun girls? I don’t wanna cheat on my oshis

>>53214020
Ami says it's ok but you know she thinks it's not ok
only Ami

>>53214191
This is the Tsun girl viewing experience, you'll have to get used to it

>>53214020
Why you not ask if Mio is jealous

>>53205525
Water poisoning is real if you drink too much in a short period of time

5 MINUTES

>>53214885
because everyone knows the answer

I can't believe I'm actually seeing Mio today, this is like a dream

>Yuuna already in chat

Gentlemen, we are so fucking back
https://youtu.be/zMv5b3RVmfo
https://youtu.be/zMv5b3RVmfo
https://youtu.be/zMv5b3RVmfo

damn raining gifteds in mio stream

hey tsunx, how are you doing today?
>>53150625
>>53150741
https://files.catbox.moe/ubg293.png

>>53216073
Better now

w-was that a MALE ON STREAM

Mio (and Mio's Mios)!

>>53216331
yeah, me

>>53216073

>>53216347
mio's disgustingly big mios dangling over my face again (i watch her streams by laying down and holding my laptop over my head to simulate being in her lap)

would you lick the sweat off Mio’s tits?

>>53216073

[Mio news]
She has officially dropped out

I dont know if I should be happy about this

My girlfriend's body is failing...

[Bad? News]
Mio can't drink on her current meds

>>53216526
It was actively fucking up her health, at this point her dropping out was objectively a good thing no matter how you look at it

>>53216467
do you even have to ask? I WOULD POLISH HER TITS

I missed listening to Mio's problems

>streaming 6 times a week

>I will be streaming at least six times a week
>AT LEAST six times a week
God damn

How is this woman dying before reaching 25....

>>53216901
workaholic and severe alcoholism!

Is it selfish to feel happy about her dropping out?

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

>10:20PM Raki Kazuki Ch.【PixelLink】welcome back miori !!!!
How are they connected?

UUUUUWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MMISSSED MIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I forgot how much I missed those bazongas swinging around on my monitor

Collab with Yuuna soon? Not sure I heard that right.

>>53216972
No because it was not working out regardless and she was going to just have a toilet paper worth piece of paper

>>53217239
Not sure if she was talking about Yuuna or Raki.

>>53217123
Watch Raki debut, she oshi mio hard

MOMO NO GET OUT OF HERE
IT'S NOT SAFE

>>53217123
Raki is the cute raccoon with that heavy metal cover in her debut who oshis Mio iirc

>>53217321
>10:24PM Momo Otako Ch. idol-EN
ㅎㅎ감사합니당 <333 you're so sweet ahhh ;;
This one too. Based taste. Seems like KR chuubing is on the rise, too.

has anyone bought mio's mousepad?

>>53217472
I usually skip debuts and scrub through them later to read the info off screen and then promptly forget most of it anyway and maybe check for karaoke and get a vocal impression. So I must have missed the Mio oshi part.

>>53217449
>Momo was the voreposter and debuted as an octopus chuuba just to get vored by Mio
I don't care if it's true or not, I choose to believe it

>mio buying 300 shot glasses for the price of 1000
my beautiful intelligent businesswoman girlfriend

>>53217548
I have. It's pretty good quality imo. Granted it's the only titty mousepad I own, so I don't have anything else to compare it to.

>>53217643
Buy high, sell low! That's bidnis baby!

>>53217643
What a steal!

>>53217643
She's onto that /biz/ hustle.

>I know I seemed dead, I just hate Twitter
>I have been doing a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff

>>53185141
mio and lisa sound way too similar

>>53217875
well twitter IS a shithole

>>53217643
how much does she sell them for?

>>53217993
very cheap

>>53214020
Imagine worrying about this, talking about it, or giving anyone you're watching a reason to think about it. Incredibly cringe.

>>53217622
>I've been consuming a lot of content creators
Mio herself is a voreposter apparently

Mio will end her career by opening her own agency

>>53217548
yes, it's really cute

god i can never watch mio for more than 20 minutes, i have to masturbate again...

bread (truth)
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>53217912
wat

I don't like this outfit, it makes me way too horny

>>53218166
> a menhera trying to manage a bunch of other menhera
Yea that will be career ending lol

>>53218271
>>53218284
Mio is not for sexual

>>53218309
no see its like math, menhera is like negative numbers so if you multiply a menhera by a menhera you get a well-rounded company

>ergonomic mouse
I kind of want one too to be honest, what do (You) use?

>>53218412
i am easily entertained by shiny lights so i have a shiny lights mouse

>>53217912
Yeah, especially when Lisa starts speaking Korean

>>53218412
I use the cheapest one I can find on a store close by

>>53218412
I bought one but it's hard to get used to it, I dropped it for my g502 in less than a week

>>53218309
Just need to hire a talent manager

>>53218387
But then if you multiple that positive number to another negative number, it turns into a bigger negative number.

[Shocking news]
Yuuna is NOT hungry

>>53217244
I guess so but I still feel a bit guilty for being happy about it. I'll get over it I suppose.

>>53218575
But does her tummy hort?

Jesas Mio has a lot of shit she's working on
>THREE (3) originals

>I don't want you to stay up until 2am or 3am
h-haha yeah Mio I'd never do that, especially not as we speak

>3 back to back 12 hour streams
Am I hearing that right? Damn

>>53218387
But if they're both women, how do you make them multiply?

>>53219099
you push their unmentionable parts, you know like how girls have place like boys have but without the dangly bit right? so you push those parts together

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1678595005596803078
Ridiculous the type of things that make me hard nowadays

>People tell me to mix full time, I can't
>Have you seen what I charge? It's $10
MIO PLEASE

>>53219309
She's STILL this retarded?

TEN BUCKS TO MIX AUDIO
WOMAN YOU ARE SO
I HATE YOU ARE SO STUPID
PLEASE MIO I LOVE YOU

STOP BEING HUMBLE
YOU MIX GREAT ENOUGH TO CHARGE BETTER FOR IT
GET MONEY STUPID BITCH

minimum wage employees make more in a single hour than mio makes doing full song mixes BY HER OWN DESIGN

>>53219309
>>53219341
she did it for free!

>mixing is hard
That's why you charge more NNNNNNNRGH

>>53219429
Huh? It's $10 for a full song? I thought it's $10 per specific section or something.

GET MONEY STUPID WHORE
PLEASE STUPID WHORE
PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEES I AM BEGGING YOU TO GET MONEY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Maybe some levels of stupid can't actually be cured...we should just embrace her

"i'll charge more when i get better" she said, lying

>I only started charging last year
>I've been mixing for 6 years now
You can't make this up.

Didn't she mix what people seem to agree was two of the best Elira's covers? Mio, please...

I can't remember, was Mio's playback always turned off? I just woke up and thought about catching up to the stream when I get to work, but oh well.

Ooooooooh this bratty little undercharging music nerd makes me so mad, I want to lay her over my lap while I spank some sense into her chubby little ass

>>53219701
She has great mixing skills, probably due to the exact perfectionist autism that she thinks makes her bad at it

>>53219726
I'm pretty sure it was.

>>53219701
>>53219606
She's mostly get paid by uhhhhhh.... exposure

>>53219763
based

We're reaching levels of impostor syndrome that I didn't think were possible.
>>53219726
Yeah, it's always been that way.

I love my slow gf!

NO
GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND YOU DAMN BRATTY CHILD I JUST GOT HER BACK

NO SHIMA NOT MY GIRLFRIEND TOO

>>53219933
>>53219959

>>53219309
she's so dumb

>>53220004
Shima when I get my hands on you I'm going to fill you with so much cum you will DIE

>>53220004
Shima please, if you get Mio to be one of your concubines, at least make sure she doesn't do it for free, I beg you

>>53219309
She's so cute and stupid, I love her

At this point she really just need to be somehow convinced to just audition a big corpo

>>53220117
she's well beyond being convinced to do that

>>53219267
You just know she'd leave some drool there too when she was biting...

>Mio will take a two week vacation at the end of August where she will NOT do any work
dyrbi

>vacation, with no work at all
do you believe?

>>53220252
checking inventory and managing lingering merch orders arent work surely!

>>53220252
>>53220268
i want to believe...

>>53219267
Brain Eater anyone?
No?
Just me?

>>53220316
don't give her ideas

>>53220252
>>53220268
What a perfect opportunity to post my monstrosity again

Schedule!

>>53220609
Thought that read "Autistic Karaoke" for a second.

>>53220609
>onsen ASMR
gonna cum again

>non zero chance i might miss the members only
FUCK

>>53221012
I'll bust a second nut just for you anon

>I want to do merch again

>I remember being in middle school and-
this single line gave me shellshock

>>53221012
Lucky you. I have a 100% of missing most or all of it since I'm going to a music festival this weekend.

>>53221134
One must imagine Miosyphus happy...

>>53221134
I told you the merch arc never ends!

>>53221210
I know she was talking about Uncharted but I hate the fact that you reminded me Skyrim came out while I was in high school and it's been more than 10 years since then.

[Mio news]
She was not a coder at EA for two years

>>53221560
literally no proof of this

Mio is slightly more autistic than usual today

>>53221210
Sometimes I remember that Mio's only about a year older than Purin is and it fucks me up

>Mio making an AI voice of herself
Well that's a new one

>>53222207
I can't wait for the inevitable AI Cupid cover

>new objects to test in ASMR

>>53222624

>I'll probably use white hair Mio in the onsen

>STD
Mio?

>>53220609
>onsen bath edition
I fucking hate youtube for not allowing me to member from my shithole...

>>53223136
get a VPN

How we fix her imposter syndrome?

>>53223220
I cant pay for it anyway, because visa and mastercard blocked in my country lol

Creamster...

>>53223280
You should worry more about staying off the grid to avoid getting sent to die in ukraine ivan

>>53223280
4th world country?

>>53223389
I'm not worried about it anon, funny thing is my life got better after whole thing, but offtopic

Lisa's spats

>>53223525
Crypto and proxy from kazhakistan or something.
You can easily spend money on international circuit fron russia no problem

Monkey man still based

IT'S BACK

Reminder that your Spidermama wants you to look at her like a woman.

>we have a lot of snacks that are good

>>53224229
Sucking the milky thread right out of those delicious heavy silkers...

No Bras
No Masters

>Yuuna singing Cupid
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>I want to do a 1.0 revamp with super more-heavy assets and stuff

1.0 with Mio sex, get it done revamped as soon as you can

>a potion belt, with a microphone... maybe not a microphone
Tomo....

need Mio paizuri

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1678616974270537729

>Did you watch this?
>No, but I read it
>Did you read that?
>No, but I watched it
This brat....

Need Panty & Stocking style Mio art

>>53225627
She's so beautiful...

New thread
>>53226143
>>53226143
>>53226143