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53191550 No.53191550 [Reply] [Original]

I, Gawr Gura, stand here today, humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our HoloJP senpais.

We are in the midst of a crisis. Hololive EN is at an all-out war against a far-reaching storm of disturbance and nijification. HoloEN's fandom is badly weakened: a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of management, but also on the collective failure to make hard choices and to prepare for a new, idol age.

Today, I, say to you, that the challenges are real and they are many. They will not be easily met in a short span of time, but know that Hololive EN: they will be met. In reaffirming the greatness of our branch, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of shortcuts. It has not been for the collab beggars, or who seek reddit upvotes. Rather, it has been the gachikois, the CGDCT fans, the enjoyers of idol culture. For us, they toiled in sweatshops, endured the lash of the nijinigger. Time and time again, these fans struggled and sacrificed so that we might live better.

We remain the most powerful group on the Chuuba sphere, our streams no less inventive, and services no less needed than they were last week, or yesterday, or the day before the day after tomorrow. Starting today, we must pull up our pants, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking Hololive EN. Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions, who suggest our support system cannot tolerate too many talents. Their memories are short, for they have forgotten what HoloJP already has done, what cute idols can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose.

And so, to all the people who are waiting for EN3 debut, from the biggest social medias to the image boards where /vt/ was born, know that Hololive EN is a friend to every fan who seeks the future of love and peace. Now we will begin to forcibly graduate unwanted male talents from Hololive Productions, and forge a hard-earned peace in this Idol world. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility. This is the price and the promise of Hololive membership. Hololive EN, in the face of common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words: ASS WE CAN.

Let it be said by our children's children, that when we were tested by beggar attacks, our CCV numbers culled by YouTube, that we did not turn back nor did we falter, and we were carried forth that the great gift of idol culture be delivered and safely to future generations.

Thank you. God bless, and God bless Hololive EN.

>> No.53192502

>>53191550
okay, tranny, let me know when EN's actual problems get solved.

>> No.53192668

>>53191550
I know a way to get rid of this mindset. If all the Hologirls fucking collabed with Holostars already and stopped being prisoners of their fanbases

>> No.53192795

>>53191550
>acting like holojp is some sort of sacred icon when all of their biggest names have done male collabs

Marine, Pekora, suisei, sora...

>> No.53192833

>>53191550
slutty brat

>> No.53192882

too long; didnt read

agree with you though

>> No.53192932

>>53192795
Matuli, laplus, aki, subaru, botan, korone...

>> No.53193086

>>53192795
There is a difference between professional collabs and collabs with male friends on the same corporation they work for

>> No.53193309

>>53193086
I was also including holostars anon.

>> No.53194082

>>53192882
inexorably based

>> No.53194951

>>53193309
Marine, Subaru, Korone and Botan never collabed with Stars

>> No.53196615

>>53194951
huh

>> No.53197202

>>53192795
>>53192932
I hate how fucking twiter retard tourists don't understand what the fuck they're even talking about. Yet choose to shit out drivel masquerading as posts.
People have explained Japanese gachikoi a million times. The entirety of hololive has "collabed with males" during promotional events you're not aware of because you're a clip watching EOP faggot.

>> No.53197308

>>53197202
You posted a wall of text and yet every single thing was wrong.

Yes, people have explained Japanese gachikoi yet you still somehow do not understand it. And you're also wrong about all of those collabs being promotional.

>> No.53199734

>>53194951
Good

>> No.53201910

>>53191550
You know what would improve holo EN? If the biggest vtuber in the world actually streamed.

>> No.53202369

>>53201910
Stop leeching off Gura, the other talents need to pull their weight already. JP has many talents that have huge star power.

>> No.53205937

>>53191550
>Bogura, ze anniversarie iz in a ouique
>Take hiz medz

>> No.53207016

>>53191550
The only reason I read all of that is that I was trying to figure out what speech it's channeling. It's Obama's 2008 DNC speech, isn't it?

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53207238

>>53191550
ASS WE CAN

>> No.53207737
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53207737

>>53205937
>e bought ze jee eff ee
>collab wiz ze male

>> No.53210477

>>53205937
>>53207737
i don't speak french what the fuck does this mean

>> No.53216831

>>53207238
This made me incredibly horny.

>> No.53217170

>>53192795
They were forced by management
Not at all comparable to the EN homo collabers who gleefully cuck their fans

>> No.53219444

>>53191550
Cringe

>> No.53226349

>>53191550
tummy hort

>> No.53229383

>>53210477
>Bogura, the anniversary is in a week
>Take his meds

>He bought the GFE
>Collab with the male

>> No.53231582

Any historians here would mind posting which jp holos have directly collabed with JPStars like Oga and fubuki and/or indirectly like random rust/apex stuff which I believe wasn't exactly a collab but some minor interaction

>> No.53231796

>>53191550
Unrealistic post, typing this would be far too much effort for gura

>> No.53233132

>>53191550
Enjoy your monthly streams anon

>> No.53234325

I miss Billy

>> No.53235214

Yawn.

>> No.53238296

>>53191550
I know a way to get rid of this mindset.

>> No.53238461
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53238461

>>53192502
>tempisstroon calling other people trannies
https://www.youtube.com/live/nlBv4Q5yfjA?feature=share&t=7755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deIu9IyuZRI&t=4875s
>>53192668
Or maybe they just don’t want to interact with your homos?

>> No.53238590

>>53191550
Don't post as my oshi for your retardation you faggot.
If you are going to falseflag at least try to fool someone.

>> No.53238830

>>53238590
Stay mad, falseflagging sister. She will never collab with your homos.

>> No.53241451

>>53191550
ok

>> No.53244526

>>53192795
>>53192932
Retards like you always invalidate your "point" when you throw in a bunch of silly names you know are disingenuous. Because if you stuck to the ones that are genuine, you'd have to go with a group of Holos nobody here defends and then a group that nobody hates but they also don't watch. Everyone knows Sora is a massive Homolover for example, but she has never had fans who support her thinking she will cater to them specifically since she's a mascot character. In fact, she's one of the least popular Holos overall because everyone "likes" her but she can't draw in a more dedicated full fanbase.

>> No.53246961

>>53238461
kek

>> No.53249091

>>53191550
kekkero

>> No.53251821

>>53191550
who?

>> No.53252629

>>53191550
Hey look, it's Gawr "Totally not afraid of her chat and refusing to solo stream for a completely different reason" Gura!

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