/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

RAPE Magni Dezmond
RAPE Noir Vesper

>>53200471
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>53200571
TuT god I wish

it's joever...

>>53200471
Do you think it would make otamatone noises if you punted it

Vesties, why must we suffer so?

>>53200649
VDD

>>53200571
>>53200581
Amen

>>53200471
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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>>53200581
Amen.

>>53200581
amen

>Vesper MIA
>Magni MIA
>Flayon vacation arc
>Bettel back hort
>Altare developing cold

Half of Tempus is dead or dying

>>53200709
having a menhera oshi be like that really

I can't believe some doctor and nurse got to look at bettel's bones and organs and not me...

Regis Altare is best boy.

vesmeowchi

>>53200882
He looks like a ghost....nyo.....

so...what happened now? vesper i understand, because of his temper. but magni?

bettellion scare me, /mans/..

Rape Correct Magni and Vesper

>>53200967
They became the couple from Killing Stalking, give them your best wishes!

>>53200818
>Hakka teeth hort

https://files.catbox.moe/t0j4t4.mp3
audio leak of Vesper Noir RIGHT NOW
he is being corrected by a japanese salary man

>>53200817
Is being a menhera a requirement to be entertaining, I wonder?

>>53201037
serious answers please

What is going on. When vesper and altair finally put their differences aside and started a new relationship, they just gone?

>>53201155
ok
Magni dipped his fry in Vesper's frosty and Vesper became pissed and killed him with his spear. he is now on the run from the cops

>>53201155
Vesper raped Magni and they have to go to marriage counciling

>>53200970
BOO

>>53201179
Vesper went missing so Magni was sent to look for him. They're both in Altare's basement now.

>>53201179
Vesper is cheating with the dude from assassin's creed?

>Magni and Vesper suspended indefinitely
>Axel depressed
>Altare outed as a paedo
>Hakka talking about suicide frequently
>Flayon drunk 24/7
>Bettel [spoiler_______[redacted][/spoiler]
Shinri is Yagoo's only hope...

>>53200822
Some dentist also got to look and feel around the inside of his mouth while he was laying there with his pants open.

>>53201277
altare isn’t a pedo dude. he’s 11 years old.

>>53201218
magni is unforgiveable

>>53200818
>>53201113
>Vesper MIA
>Magni MIA
>Flayon vacation arc
>Bettel back hort
>Altare developing cold
>Hakka teeth hort
>Axel haunted
Is mama the guild's last hope?

>>53201155
Magni and Vesper eloped after the DNA test proved that Magni's buttbaby is Vesper's, not Altare's

>>53201179
vesper's too flaky for altare's taste

>>53201155
they got engaged and are currently planning out the wedding at the vegas sphere

>>53201314
Axel outed him live on stream, bro

>>53201155
Magni experienced a premature birth of his and Vesper's baby

>>53201358
I fucking hope so, I just don't want Papa Pako to go through another fucking child graduation.

>>53201303
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR

so basically, tempus is imploding because it has no core strength to its existence?

>>53201399
it’s normal for kids to like other kids.

So what's the ratt?

tempus is over
/mans/ is over
its all over actually

>>53201470
your father touches you at night and you cry yourself to sleep everytime wishing it'll just stop but it never does

>>53201399
which stream and time stamp?

>>53201470
contract negotiations
Notice now the announcement didn't mention that they were suspended, just that they'd stop for a period of time.

>>53201457
Mama has plenty of core strength. Just look at the abs.

>>53201528
cute tourist

>>53201470
aliens

>>53201528
https://youtu.be/a7IEUSHr820?t=861

>>53201277
>shinri is yagoos only hope but he is the least successful tempus member partly because of his bad model

when is bettel going to stream

>>53200882
please don't die on us vesper

>>53201554
Magni does seem rather belligerent about things like that.

>>53201642
When they get that skeleton out of him

>>53201470
here's your ratt

>>53201642
bettel doesn't stream

>>53201520
n-not that rrat ;-;
>>53201554
But why would contract negotiations stop content?

>>53201668
you don't get it anon. bettel IS the skeleton

>>53201554
That might fall under "a matter of privacy" as it's a matter of corporate privacy. If Altare said "They're in contract negotiations", some upstart agency might try to poach them, which would require a counter-offer from cover. I remember a voice actor on Detective Conan being replaced over their contract getting leaked.

SCHEDULES DOKOOOOOOOOO, (thanks Altare for the early schedule)

>no magni and vesper schedules
lazy whores

>>53201737
Why would you steal a low 4-digit-viewer-andy who wouldn't retain most of his fans?

>>53201627
>https://youtu.be/a7IEUSHr820?t=861
thank you for the only coherent answer on this thread

>>53201737
lmfao

>>53201642
Bettel2 should have got in instead of him
I want a comfy warhammer autist streamer

>>53201853
i miss bettel 2 so much...

>>53201334
Magni faked those results because he knew Vesper couldn’t handle the truth

>>53201632
>he is the least successful tempus member partly because of his bad model
he should have gotten the pako 2.0

I'm doomposting here for the heeheehahas, but I'm just looking forward to Leader's solid schedule this week! Well, as long as he doesn't get sicker and need to postpone. Oops now I'm still doomposting.

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1678528849846435840

I havent watched tempus since the last zomboid streams. Whats this about suicide, contract negotations and no motivation in streams?

>>53201884
bettel said hes coming back soonish, i dont think he specified for what yet

>>53201979
gen 3....

>>53201931
wow so quirky! anons are so much fun when we work together

I don't watch male vtubers but I'm interesting in knowing about the goingongs of HoloPro in general. Did they really just shitcan two of their biggest EN males without explanation?

>>53202017
No.
They're getting married in Hawaii. Give them some privacy.

>>53202017
No
No one knows anything
Fuck off

>>53202067
Sounds nice, thanks for the clarification.

>>53201979
god i hope so...i miss my oshi so much

>>53202017
no magnis pregnant and about to deliver

>>53201979
I can't remember which stream but he mentioned wanting to try for a pikmin 4 collab

Why bettel hates us so much?

>>53201963
Vesper being Vesper

>>53202201
Jerry made him do it

>>53202233
bettel needs that skeleton out immediately. hopefully he can get the operation done faster

>>53202201
Because he will copy everything Magni does

would you?

>>53202276
even getting suspended with Vesper?

>>53202291
What is up with the sliced cucumber eyes?

>>53202291
Squeeze it? Sure.

Fuck it, post the stars JP/EN 1 on 1 collab you want to see.
Axel on Bar Roberu

>>53202201
He is coping with the simultaneous loss of his two lovers please be more understanding

>>53202291
yeah

>>53202291
yes

>>53202291
Leader will keep creating more personas to one day hold a large collab and voice all of them himself.

>>53200471
Where's Vesper and Magni sisters....?

>>53202427
Bettel and gamma

>>53201554
>>53201737
it’s not contract shit, that ship already sailed long ago

>>53202394
Yes. He's going into back hort arc now, enjoy your 2nd job arc and burnout arcs next.

Man, I was expecting Magni to play Pikmin this week...

>>53202427
im still waiting for that axel gamma collab that never happened due to them being busy

>>53202427
Altare, Temma and Uyu

>>53202497
i mean he's eventually going to be the last one left so I can understand why

>>53202505
eating my pussy now go back

I cant think of anything worse than an aniversary stream without Magni and Vesper. Only way it could get worse is if Altare and Dingo play apex

>>53202656 (me)
I jobbed *Altare with Temma or Uyu

>>53202720
Why must you create such evil

>>53202497
I can see this happening frighteningly soon, honestly.

>>53202720
Eh, I have faith in Altare to at least think of something better than that. I doubt they’d celebrate as a duo though. They’d probably include VG somehow if it came to that

I love the doomposting, keep 'em coming!

>>53202720
desu I actually like apex streams. They tend to be half zatsus and the movement is fun to watch

>>53202592
this was farming week. also pikmin 4 isn't out yet

>>53203011
its delicious. thank god there is something to read while we wait for streams. none of those "we don't know so don't assume shit" answers

magni and vesper should be proud of themselves for screwing up the one year anni!

>>53203042
But I said Pikmin, not Pikmin 4. Also, I consider Pikmin a farming game!
https://www.nintendo.com/pikmin-1-2/

>>53203110
Why are you blaming them? They got abducted by alien vipers, I think we can all agree that's out of their control.

https://youtu.be/sfb6tiTVN5Y?t=375

>>53203110
they slammed the car door on their dicks man. be more empathetic

>>53203177
its true i was the alien viper that bit vesper's dick

>>53203177
Vesper was literally wearing a shirt that said "I want to believe" and Magni had pants that said "Probe THIS"

>>53203022
Classic Tempus Apex was like that
Now it's just RPR ranked autism

>>53203228
the notice doesn't say suspension, doomposter.

>>53203264
Magni was too eager to help a homie out and swallowed, landing them both in the hospital.

>>53203228
that was the old vesper

>>53203356
Trust those two goodballs to misunderstand the TSB hype

>>53203262
thlammed*

>>53203228
who is this guy?

>>53203262
Dicks too small for that

>>53201979
Hope he’s there for whatever he’s doing on August 19

>>53203228
i hate this pathetic flake of a man

>i feel bad but not bad enough to change my behavior

>>53203740
>>53203842
go back

https://twitter.com/_artbylove_/status/1678482389335523328
Sage advice from Hakka

>>53203994
we're already back to january of this year what more do you want

>dad just retweeted this
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS!?!?

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Who'd think that seeing such a simple schedule making tweet so early in the morning, a little :3 along with it could ease almost all my worries. He's very honest and truthful about his feelings, so it's weirdly reassuring to see. Thank you Axel, for always looking out for us all even in the little things, yesterday too, I think. But of course, I'll still be sending my own prayers for Magni and Vesper's safe returns, and hope that this guy isn't taking everything on himself- Altare too. It's best to continue looking forwards in times like these, so I'm going to gush about Axel for a little bit!!! I love him! His upbeat attitude, the love he has for everyone- yes, even us axelotls even though we like to bite his ankles, he's kind like that- the willingness he has to help anyone out in a time of need, and of course his hardworking attitude. I hope that he has fun with the streams this week, this guy's been talking about how he's going to do some interesting things, axelotl room review and Troubled Days for one, so I'm excited to see what all he has in store for us. I want him to enjoy himself and I hope that he can! Good luck in everything you do Axel, and I hope that your nights will be much more pleasant and not full of ghosts anymore. Eat well and please always stay happy and healthy!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53204099
He was enjoying the "draw your favorite meme with tempus boys" and asked if anyone had ever made Magni with "you know I had to do it to em"

>>53204099

>>53204099
he wanted to see someone to draw that meme pose

really missing magni

>>53204099
Vesper and Magni are reenacting the Hangover somewhere in Nevada after Vesper drunkenly convinced Magni to LARP Fallout New Vegas

>>53204151
he really fucking loves those meme redraws doesn't he? i remember one of his first ever tweets being about that and he doxxed his pl by sharing redraws of the JP stars

>>53204235
I don’t miss Magni.

>>53204099
He saw the art in the previous /MANS/ thread and tracked him down.

>>53204235
Same. Feels a bit empty. Maybe I am parasocial after all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ZwtD4iArw
copium rrat Vesper and Magni have been overstressing themselves nonstop, and management finally stepped in to say "take a fucking break until you're not about to break, you dumdums" So they're on hiatus until they have a good spa day or shit in the woods or whatever and can bring their A-game to their work.[/squealer]

what are you guys drinking tonight

>>53204473
isn't this worse because it means they've been so bad at communicating with everyone including Altare and Axel that cover is taking dramatic measures like this?

>>53204473
huge squealer

>>53204571
water and water

>>53204473
>Vesper
>stressing himself
over what

>>53204473
If only.

>>53204473
Yeah, doing a casual 1-2 hour drawing stream together was just too overwhelming for the menhera duo

>>53204473
god I fucking hope it's something stupid as shit like that imagine the grudge

>>53200581
Amen.

How you coping tho? ; ;

>>53204473
They should’ve took a break before getting their updated models then. It’s retarded to take one after getting their new models and the hype starts dwindling

>>53204473
poor babes, having to draw on stream is too hard

>>53204645
existing

>>53204116
precious axelotl prime, rabu you and axel forever

>>53204840
these pussies just keep getting better and better

>>53204840
woah i like the cleaned up style on this one

>>53204574
For Vesper, yes. For Magni, he's been nonstop living double life alongside his rm without breaks

>>53204746
Magni's been going full steam on content creation and is running two channels when just one would be a full time job so it's understandable if he's burnt out.

>>53204714
pacing to sewerslvt and letting the melancholy vibes/fantasies wash over

>>53204916
the idiot needs to stop running them at the same time

>>53204916
maybe he should only run one then

>>53204473
Not even close. Vesper has already been on three breaks and why not just announce a vacation like flay

>>53204840
CUTEEEEE

ANIKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt4qxcyln68

>>53205084
Because he's an autistic retard who said he wouldn't do that

>>53205137
18+ patch or no balls

UWAAAAAA ANIKIIIIII T^T

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1678543720281505796

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1678543720281505796

>>53205048
If he's forced to choose, the one he'd choose would be obvious. At least I think that's why his streams have felt phoned in for a while now. I hope he'll just figure out how to pace himself.

>>53205198
why even instlal the patch if you can't show the goods on stream

>>53205239
The thrill of the chase

>>53204916
Considering his networking opportunities and freedom of what he can do and say with his roommate I highly doubt he’s going to stop anytime soon. He already barely separates the two especially when talking about personal things so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s trying to siphon his holo fans into there.

>>53205137
this nigga better have the patch

>>53205239
Because you still get to see them.

>>53205221
>>53205223
>no time listed for Deceit
g-guys...?

>>53205221
>>53205223
axelmind

>>53205221
>>53205223
cute pic

>>53205283
He probably forgot to enable the layer

>>53205221
>>53205223
Cute dingo

Did Axel and rpr have a fight?

>>53205330
yeah for two whole weeks

>>53205221
>>53205223
whos mikodayo?

>>53205330
yeah
for me

>>53205377
Which was really impressive that Axel was able to stream normally while in the middle of a bloody fist fight

>>53205261
Why join hololive in the first place then LOL Hololive has networking opprotunities too and it seems like he tried to take advantage of that in the early days.

>>53205330
rpr hasn't been streaming with his model recently, he's focused on proplayers because they're all in Europe/UK. He's also holding off vtubing until his new model comes out later this month.

>>53201457
You lose two of the three funniest guys in your branch and you'll put all the pressure on the surviving one.

>>53205261
then he should leave hololive

>>53200882
move aside gramps you're old history now
flaynyaxel

>>53205495
>two of the three funniest guys in your branch
roru
rumao

>>53204840
Please make merch one day

>>53205551
the numbers dont lie

Honestly my takeaway from this entire thing has been that Flayon should graduate

The next Tempus gen will have to guys with deep voices and surprisingly Indonesian sounding accents

>>53204473
do you thinking shitting in the woods would make that big of a difference?

new rrat: Vesper and Magni left and will be gone until late August. This is because they're preparing to murder Gavis Bettel on August 19, 2023. Vesper is the one who sent that superchat.

>>53205459
He got shit on for the collab spam arc and decided it meant that his fans don't want him to collab at all outside Tempus.

>>53205614
you don't have the right numbers

>>53205637
No, but Vesper might

>>53205459
Probably thought he could get Holostars EN to be the next Luxiem but the growth is slower than expected. Tempus is 100-200K subs behind ILUNA despite debuting basically the same time.

>>53205495
>Thinking Vesper is funny

Bettel is buttering up his chat

>>53205668
…what didn’t magni get shit on for by his “fans”

>>53205668
I thought it was because it was mainly on twitch which a good amount of people don't like watching streams on?

>>53201277
>Bettel [spoiler_______[redacted][/spoiler]
I-is Bettel ok?

these tribalfags are getting uppity..

>>53205720
Who cares about subs. Live viewers and money earned is what’s important

>>53205532
Honestly, you probably have a higher chance of this taking off than Vesmachi

>>53205798
depends, did you even bother reading the spoiler?

>>53204840
I love you too! And thank you for always cheering up the thread with your little guys. A big kiss for you, CHU~!!! This catxel is very cute, and I love him.

>>53205651
I remember when Magni told Vesper about his intrusive thought during one of the VG boys debuts, where he considered typing "commit sudoku" in the chat.
Vesper and Magni are ride or die. They're going to kill Gavis Bettel (in minecraft)

can someone save me from the bad vgsisters with their holier than thou attitude right now. they aren't subtle

I love these retards https://twitter.com/mifflue/status/1678472356426313728?s=20

>>53205872
>vgsisters
>not tourists
I know you're dumb, but please

>>53205789
The problem was more that the streams just weren't very entertaining

>>53205852
I still wonder which boy he wanted to comment that to. Never believe magmites who try to gaslight you into thinking Magni is a good person who cares about others

>>53205897
6 Months in Review was one of my favourite streams

>>53205930
im not talking about here bro. everyone here is a retard I just don't need that shit in every corner of tempus

What the fuck is happening with Tempus, Shinri is streaming on his PL with a PNG model? I thought they weren't allowed to vtube on side accounts?

>>53206015
The full VG streams are really good, crazy that it took so long for them to start being a thing

>>53205735
>check hololyzer
>"hello babies"

>>53205979
Flayon
I am Magni Dezmond.

retard

>>53205831
I just had the scenario of those two bonding over eroge, getting turned on, and helping each other out as a joke I might have brainrot

>>53205930
anon there are definitely some tribalfag vgsisters itt. you can call them tourists but they've always been here.

>>53205979
He was still having his identity crisis over Bettel since they hadn’t become BFFs yet so I think it was him

>>53206106
anti vg is code for anti tempus

>>53206073
i will anti bettel. i thought he was based, but seems he's just another baby roleplayer

shinri added to the naughty list after vesper, magni, and bettel

>>53206031
>im not talking about here
Then don't talk you piece of shit

>>53206081
No_____
I am Magni Dezmond

>>53205618
is he in japan?

>>53206106
we have tribalfags on both sides, just like numberniggers and collab beggars. HQfags and VGsisters should argue about who has the biggest gaping hole in tempus instead

>>53206234
>t.

>>53206311
Flayon's hole is gaped the most

>>53206321
KEK

>>53206311
you're right, i hope all tribalfags die immediately.

If anyone else did this you guys would be mad

>>53206321
kek

>>53206420
Welcome to /vt/

>>53206420
what

>>53206420
did what?

>>53206234
Didn't realize what you meant until I saw who was streaming on Twitch...

>>53200881
Amen

>>53206362
is flyon in japan?

>>53206420
Jeffrey would never do this

>>53206507
no, he's in my bed right now

>>53206507
who?

>>53206507
*flygon

>>53206420
The only people who are going to notice this are people who want him to do it.

>>53206507
He's in this thread

>>53200818
>Altare developing covid
Fixed that for you

>>53206507
flygon is in hoenn, you dingus

Ha-ha
Not that big a deal now!

>>53200649
What's he done now?

>>53205223
>>53205221
I hope my room pic is in the review, I sent it in a few days after everyone else.

>>53206652
it's also in sinnoh DP only

>>53206420
no i wouldn't and never have

>>53206731
the worst crime of them all, existing

>>53206643
Altare is Dr fauci?

>>53206739
fuck flygon is in so many places, how can we ever find out which one :/

Magni schizo are you still in his membership? I'm about to get billed today but the desire to cancel it is overwhelming.

what did he mean by this

>>53205674
He doesn't have his 66% chance and didn't factor Kurt Angle into the mix

what will you do when Vesper and Magni graduate

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1678551797974138880

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1678551797974138880

>>53206923
He means I mean GOOD MORNYAN CHUUUU (っ˘з(˘˘ ) UWAAAA, WOBBLES A LITTLE BIT so dizzy o(><;)○ I-I-I hope you are having a great day ////// sorry, I am so clumsy (｡T ω T｡). But HMPH. it's not like I like you or anything B-B-Baka (￣//ヘ//￣)

>>53206998
I'm going to abandon Holostars for good and never look back.

>>53206953
commit seppuku traitor

>>53206998
Laugh

>>53207012
Thanks for clarifying

>>53207002
>>53207004
the only 2 good anons itt

>>53206507
no he's here

>>53207002
>>53207004
Oh he's playing the game Flayon and Shinri recommended to him

>>53206998
I'm going to anti so hard

>>53206998
cry and follow them to whatever new avenues they pursue, knowing that it will never be the same and that my attempts at recapturing the magic of early tempus will forever be futile.

>>53207111
A Short Hike? Great game.

>>53206998
Keep watching Axel.

>>53201632
It's not his model. He's not unhinged enough. Vesper works as the old man chuuba because he's fucking unhinged. Shinri is super safe and to a lot of people safe means boring and uninteresting.

>>53207055

What a good boy

>>53206998
rejoice

>>53207055
stop being a retard

>>53207166
>He's not unhinged enough.
He is of course, he just hides it too well.

>pako is tweeting about traveling
bros...?

>>53206851
Yes, I’m still a member but it’s definitely more worth it to cancel, it’s not like he’s going to start posting shit while he’s mia. You can just member again when he comes back whenever that may be.

>>53207092
ty!

>>53207236
>pako is going to rescue our boys from the alien vipers
Everyone, kneel.

>>53206851
im gonna stay membered until I get the 12 month badge. after that im canceling if theyre not back by then

Early Tempus was beautiful kino. Remember when a thread was so fast during any of the boys' streams? Even dead hours where fast as fuck. Every day a new meme was created, constant lore talk, Tempus streams were an event.
When did it all go so wrong? Was it the Mori-Vesper collab? Axel-Ollie-Vesper? Altare and girl_dm? Vesperonii? Was it the Japan arc? The outside collab spams? The VG collab ban being lifted earlier?

>>53207349
the suspension.

>>53207349
when (you) decided to post this

>>53205605
not of the cats but yeah i will
>>53205532
finally axel's brocon side can shine without fear of some fat old fuck poaching his little guy with niche VN references

>>53207349
It was the Japan arc and Vesper’s suspension.

>>53207349
VG and Vesper killed it

>>53207349
kill yourself

w-what is dad doing?

>>53206998
After Sana's graduation I said I would give vtubing one more chance with tempus specifically Vesper, so if he graduates i'll just stop watching vtubers and finally be free

>>53207002
>>53207004
Why does Minecraft have a little mark - is it cooking something?

>>53206998
I dropped tempus when Vesper was suspended
I will dropped then again if vesper and his best friend never come back
nothing of value will be lost

>>53207236
proof

>hides one bait post
>half the thread is hidden
too many biters

>>53207012
Thanks anon
I was a little lost but that clears things up

>>53207420
soaking in momi's juices, are you fucking blind?

>>53207395 (me)
sorry i forgot oniichan is big bro, guess i'll fix that in my catbox

>>53206998
I am sure it wont happen but if it did, I would just hold such a massive grudge agaisnt them because it would mean that: The Japan arc/when they lost their unity, vesper fucking up big collabs because he was hort, their new outfits being held back because the 2 of them had to get a prettier model first, pako finally being a papa again after losing a child and their big anniversary plans was for fucking nothing.

>>53207461
it's still the first day, tourists are circle jerking thinking about magni and vesper

https://twitter.com/nynna_N/status/1678497583885348872

>>53207461
have sex

>>53207461
yeah why would anybody want to talk about the two most popular members suddenly getting suspended? must be bait

>>53207349
Japan arc and Vesper's suspension. Things weren't the same after. VG debuting early was also the result because Vesper ghosting and Magni recovering from his back injury meant that Altare and Axel had to hard carry. Shiny Spicy...

>>53207395
Cute ToT
I await the merch

>>53207431
Never understood what that mark means, for a long time I thought it was for collabs, but I've seen it in zatsus too

FUNNY CLOWN MAN ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL2TCw4iUbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL2TCw4iUbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL2TCw4iUbs

JESTER ON THE TELLY

HE'S DOXXING HIMSELF AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE

So they're not allowed to use Vtube Studio on their RM accounts but animated PNG models are okay...something changed recently. Is it all of Holo?

>>53207431
>>53207647
I figured it was to fill up space on the entries too small to cover the whole row.

>>53207722
Its not even animated

I assume no one will adress the big elephant in the room besides maybe axel (since altare already did). I do hope no one bothers the other VG boys about it though like Altare said, they probably know even less anyway.

>>53207395
oh no my favorite dynamic...

>>53207572
I know that all of this is to lighten the mood, but Magni is too much of a little bitch to go do all the crazy stuff Vesper would do kek

>>53207395
Axel would definitely make Flayon call him oniichan in bed Please stop indulging me I might actually fall for this ship...

>>53207753
i mean maybe they will if people ask, but it's not something to be pressed.

>>53207808
Vesper won't even do a karaoke

>>53207722
The twitter thing too, why was it exactly 6 months, HQ never stopped using theirs

>>53207753
I don't really trust the teenage girls in the bettelion to respect that, or even be aware of it

hi

>>53207753
Bettel could be pressed to talk about it given he is the closest to Magni according to some ppl, but he'll only talk about it if he wants to

Bettel broke my chat too

>>53207896
what are these men doing in your bedroom?

Youtube sucks

Bettel is talking to himself...

>>53207247
>>53207322
Alright. Thanks for letting me know.

>bettel talking to himself in an empty pink room
liminal space jester kino

Bettel's so cute when he gets flustered. It's interesting to see how much he depends on banter with his audience to keep his momentum.

>>53207985
unless there's a platform better than twitch. youtube reigns supreme

Did susan sit on the servers?

>>53207166
Shinri is a very, very different type of streamer from Vesper - their appeal is not similar at all beyond the "dad" energy. He's much more like an older Altare than a Vesper.

>>53208078
susan shat on the servers. the janitors had to clean the shit off

BIG UPS LIQUID RICHARD

He's a druggie?

>>53208122
Ayo ToT She should teach Tempus a thing or 2

>>53207424
An anon who suffers like pako papa…

>>53208094
He's what Vesper was supposed to be, as in what he was for the first 2 months.

>>53205232
I kind of want him to rip the bandaid off than stay in this limbo of will he or won't he

>>53207349
Just say you don't care about the boys except when there's a girl you want to fuck on the screen with them.

>>53207743
Reactive then. I didn't think any virtual/model streaming would be allowed. Monetized too.

Guys the joke is that Jay R is 7 millimeters tall

>>53208272
oh that's the joke

>>53208249
do your reps newfag

>>53208249
It's been pretty clear that as long as you do your commitments Cover doesn't give a shit.
They also don't give a shit if you stream on another account if you are on an official break or vacation either.

>>53208207
I hate w*men and I never want to touch a w*man let alone fuck them, I wish Tempus had stayed unicorn friendly and never collabed with any f*ids. I was strictly against the pink lean bitch collab and I believed it to be the beginning of the end.

Stop talking about RM stuff you fuckers, honestly kill yourself

>>53208094
he's more of a faggot than altare, I didn't think that was possible

>>53208185
what they wanted nowa to be, more like. nowa can’t keep up a kayfabe to save his life though

>>53208365
that's cause vesper and shinri are actually gay

>>53202017
Apparently nobody knows except for Bettel who was the last person seen with both of them and he's not sharing.

>>53208387
Well yeah, that's why I said what he was for the first 2 months or so. He was this mature, responsible, father figure, everyone's grandpa even. Then he revealed himself to be the biggest menhera in the whole company.

>>53208450
>Nobody except for Bettel
Where did you get this from lol

>>53202594
>Zetaxel Collab on the backburner
>Gammaxel Collab on the backburner
>Square Enix streams take high priority

>>53202678

I'm enjoying all the tourists lying to other tourists

>>53208553
I'm enjoying watching the tribals pray for rain.

>>53207752
>>53207815
sometimes it feels like god is punking me by reminding me how decent and plausible literally any other ship but mine is, i will never jump ship but the temptation is there big opportunity for axel and flay to arm wrestle their way into full fledged leglocking and chomping play-fights, flay taunting axel into actual raw aggression, like a little brother would...

New rrat: Vesper is being held hostage by an actual, physical stalker who made him schedule that tweet to cancel his zatsu and let him join the Altare collab but nothing else. That same person now has their grips on Magni as well

>>53208336
go back

I can't believe Gavis Bettel Me too'd Vesper AND Magni at the same time. #Believe all Jesters

>>53203228
Stop posting indies here

>>53208589
nice pinata, but why does it have a face?

>>53208619
he's a lying whore that was asking for it

>>53201694
MATING PRESS AND BREED

I think Vesper really snapped Magni's back in hakf this time...

>>53208450
Because he was the only one of the three to survive the accident right threadreaderchama?

>>53207349
suspension and JP arc easley most of the male fans get filtered because sister's toxicity and catalong shitpost along side the felt of disapoinment
also release VG when when everyone was expecting EN3 pissed people off more than /mans/ want to admit

>vesper and magni go missing
>bettel conveniently starts moving arc
getting john wayne gacy vibes from all this

>Tiddy videos
Bettel no...

>>53208589
They both like playing sports, they could develop homoerotic feelings while sparring, they would relief themselves with porn in the background just like in my bl manga....

>>53208656
he has a transformation fetish

Guys
Sisters
Bros
What if it's finally happening
Vesper's biggest dream from early on
TEMPUS STREAMER HOUSE (with live in therapist)

MEANWHILE, ON BIZARRO /MANS/...

>>53208813
the pinata has a transformation fetish?

>>53208833
>live in therapist
What, Jerry?

>>53208841
I can't believe Altare and Axel eloped.

>>53208868
>Jerry
The only therapist they can afford is Axel's cat...

>>53204099
>Car crashed
>Both were wasted
>Now in hospital jail
Kino

>>53208841
I LOVE BIZARRO POSTERS

>>53208868
its jeffrey, you fucking idiot. jerry is the thing living inside bettel

>>53208841
GRADUATE JEFFEREY NOW

>>53208841
I can't believe all the boys would ghost Magni and Vesper like this, leaving just the two of them to stream the anniversary!

>>53208841
Shiny Spicy suspended.... kinda saw it coming ngl

>>53207349
Tourist-tard, it was fujos breaking the dead hours rule causing people to leave. Surprisingly not everyone wants to read about gay porn

>>53204571

>>53207753
What did Altare have to say? Anything illuminating or just "no one knows, don't ask"?

>>53208859
yes check it out it's a horse now

>>53208841
finally a /mans/ thread without tourists

>>53208841
Altare is so fucking lucky all the time, how is this possible? He even got a new car as a gift from his dad

>>53209019
SHOOT IT

>>53209019
how hungry?