/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Passionate love making with Shondo

Look at this creature!

Good boy, good boy

Hope the thanks don't take too long, it's 2cengkre streams worth and today's she has to do

erm

I will cry very much when she gets her real 3D model ToT

God I love my incredibly flexible wife.

Anyone else now love Shondo even more after that? Is this what it feels like to renew your marriage vows?

>>53112405
What exactly is that?

>>53112474
Pretty much it's just doing a second marriage ceremony despite already being married

>>53112512
No I mean after what, the stream?

>>53112588
Yeah

>>53112405
No, I hate her now.

>>53112608
Not really I just want to manhandle her more now

>>53110802
Does anyone remember Shondo's zatsus from around the time she started GTA5? If not then I will go watch the vods. Human memory is dogshit, doubly so if you're on meds, I'm willing to believe wifey but only if she didn't say something like "I got it recently." In my opinion if she as much as implied that she bought the game in late 2022-early 2023 she's a pathological liar, it would mean that virtually nothing about her has changed since those ancient D cups days. I would be forced to treat her like just an anime character with a sad backstory not a human being.

>>53112720
G

I would kill myself on command if Shondo demanded it.

>>53113434
I would also kill you if Shondo asked me to.

>>53113503
Same but for you

SPLURT SPLORT
aaahhhh.... nothing feels better than a shondonahole

THIS LUCKY RAT

>>53113434
This but anyone if Shondo demanded it.

>>53113723
I want Shondo to AAAAOM my ears…

baby

I am genuinely unsettled that Shondo is not killing me right now.

>>53113873
Baby time my beloved

shondo is my mommy

Anyone can beat post covid wifey's record but what about healthy wifey? Use the stream countdown as a timer.

>>53114103
I can do at least 2 or 3 minutes easily.

>>53114103
She did that on stream recently. She won.

>>53114169
2-3 minutes? Ayo I can barely do 86 seconds.

>>53114103
Minute and 32 seconds. Could've gone another 10 probably though

>>53114103
Just tried with no prep. Got to two minutes, but felt like I could do another 20-30 seconds if I forced it a bit.
Probably could do more if I took the time to calm down and slow down my heart beat.

>"shondo has so many friends here, Ollie and Nina and us"
What a fucking cuck.

Oli fangirling in chat is cute. I'm glad my wife found great friends.

>>53114103
I'm not sure how long I can go but it's long because I regularly forget to breathe when I concentrate on something

Forest Tree is a numberfag...

nade nade nade~

Forest Tree follows her.....

>>53114381
are you upset by the fact that her friends are on a higher rung than her "husbands"

>>53114570
>and us
Implying we're friends.

>actually types with 1 finger per hand
Cute

>>53114546
he's been in chat before

>>53114607
We are friends, she said so herself fairly recently. You are just retarded.

>>53114627
What is her wpm?

>>53114633
Someone mentioned a retarded username before. Was that his?

>>53114607
>>53114660
You're both retarded

>>53114607
yes, you're "in a relationship" with her but are barely even in the friend category

>>53114682
Wheelchairuser69. How new?

>>53114627
She just said she lied and sometimes she uses other fingers. it's so over this hits worst than the GTA one

>>53114730
Thats not his twitch name though

>>53114730
I don't stalk her family.

Do the nades still go into the activity feed? First time I've felt bad for mods kek.

vagineer mouth

imagine

Wait, she has face tracking too?

I haven't especially liked the needy behavior since the cheater arc

>>53115275
>micro shondo on your cock

this is sex

>>53115072
Why?

>>53114730
You didn't have to flex your sekrit knowledge, let the newfags run some laps.

kek

Shondo HATES Moriko after she called her a cracker on twitter.com

my wife is basedfacing

>>53114766
I see them in chat but I don't know anymore if it's normal or because I have 7tv.

cute

>>53115388
she's baiting it more and it never feels like enough, one person doing anything will have her feeling "I should just settle down with a rich man" because the collective takes the fall for the individual but the individual means nothing when it's positive attention

>>53115578
That happened once.

what is bro waffling about

Reminder to do your reps.

>>53115578
Are your intentionally ignoring the shadowchama stream where she said that she wants to stream when she has those feelings because she knows that most of her husbands really love her

>>53115578
This is a parrot
Remember to ignore parrots

>>53115737
pay attention though, it's not the only time she "real talks" about our relationship
yet the burden on us just becomes greater by the day while she stops interacting half as much as she used to

>>53115789
you forgot has made a child with her

>>53115829
>i'll be asleep half the time those happen
Go on without me bros she's going to think I don't love her

>>53115899
does parroting mean something different to ESLs or something

>>53116016
Cute

>>53115965
He's either a schizo or referring to the dramatuber that uses a parrot as an avatar

>>53115904
see this >>53115829
She said at the start of either the grocery shopping one or the one before that she was starting to worry about silly stuff again, I'm guessing that's why she wanted to stream.

>chat so fast it literally broke
kek

>>53115965
The anti is a parrot.
see >>52913312

Princess carrying wife after a VR marathon

>>53116173
nobody thinks your post is intelligent enough to start using a different name for antis

Stop drinking codeine you dumb brat

>>53116313
fuck off fleece

>>53115163
ANON RUN AWAY SHE IS GOING FOR YOUR cOcK

>>53116313
>me earlier
>well it's not really good if she's doing it to sleep but hopefully it doesn't start impacting streams
>ooh I'm achy I'm gonna sip lean before stream
I'm not gonna concernfag I'm not gonna concernfag I'm not gonna concernfag

>>53116347
I'm not that faggot, I'm just a concernfag

>>53116347
is this where we start pretending again that weed and opiates are the same because your least favorite chatter concerned over both

Why would you take codeine for DOMS

>>53116423
He's ok with weed apparently.

>>53116491
I really REALLY do not want to concern but if you're reaching for the opiates for every ache you have as well as to sleep...

>>53116491
i take codeine for zakus and gelgoogs

>>53116538
same way he's eventually okay with everything she does after the initial resistance, he's not immune to the yes wifey syadouHappynod

>>53110802
Whore

vtuber fans are always dooming that their oshi is going to get addicted to drugs but it never actually happens

>donation catchup
l sleep

what is the problem with her weeding I don't get it

Shondo should go full dude weed ayyy lmao and smoke bong hits every stream just to piss off the concernfags

I want to shake Shondo around

>>53116726
She sould also not get her cancer treated, that will show us.

>>53116726
you still have no better defense for the opiate abuse but to equivocate it to weed, I really do not give a shit about her doing edibles and it would be much preferable she use those to aid her sleep

Chibi Shondo has SBS...

Worst case she gets addicted and has to go off them cold turkey and we get a week of no streams and uuuuuuu sorrry ii ffaillled uuuuuuuu sorry for cancel uuuuuuu

>>53116722
there is none, literally like 3 people ever gave her shit for this and she'll never develop a dependency when she has to go through her brother for it and it makes her feel bad to be unproductive as a result of it

syadouPoint

>>53116807
Cope Pharms dicksucker, just because one is being suppressed by companies so sell other drugs doesn't make it magically worse

Fuck I want boiled eggs now

I want to violence this little gremlin

>>53116940
she gave us permission to use it with nefarious proposes. what will you do ?

>>53116983
Reading comprehension doko?

>>53116983
are you seriously equating weed and codeine in terms of adverse side effects?
while throwing around buzzwords that arent relevant to the conversation?

>>53117033
Make her point at her panties

>>53116562
>>53116423
>>53116397
>>53116907
Did none of (You) realize that she has at most 10 more years? She's aware of this fact, she lives for her family and (You). Obviously wifey also has intrusive suicidal thoughts regularly hence the yolo just kill me mentality.

God damn, this girl is cute

I didn't realize a throwaway post about Shondo taking codeine would lead to this sperging again, my bad

>>53116983
try to read faggot, I'm saying the weed is fine and it's absolutely bizarre for anons to excuse opiates which are actually addictive

>>53116920
lol

Note to self: need to buy a pack of herbal cigs to look cool for Shondo

>>53115899
the one making videos about /vt/ threads on youtube?

shonpee

where can I listen to the schnidoo theme?

I want to tickle her now

tickling shondo until she cums

>>53117407
search through the art tag you'll find it eventually

>>53117507
Tickling Shondo while she's on edibles until she pisses herself and you continue to have fun with her barely conscious body.

>>53117542
i thought you couldnt do that anymore on twitter because rate limit

>>53117574
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23sliceofshadow%20MrBucket&src=typed_query&f=top

>>53117574
The "rate limit" hasn't been a thing for like a week now, it was just the site ddosing itself. They also made it so you can look at tweets logged out again.

>>53117569
>Tickling Shondo while she's on edibles until she pisses herself
this is god tier
>>53117574
rate limits gone it wasn't a feature it was a bug they were trying to cover up

>>53117621
thanks
>>53117633
>>53117675
ive been scared of browing the art tag for nothing then, thanks for the update

>>53116940

>>53118093
oh there we go

>"more than half of my life as a hikineet"
22 confirmed

Hagdo...

And she just said it

>>53118191
>in one more year

Is 21 also the big birthday in UK?

>>53118297
yes but for no reason

>in her 20s
She really wants to seem as young as possible huh

this gremlin is so cute

pretty surprising she ISNT a teen pregnancy result

>>53118423
Yeah, if you did the math she claimed that she was 20 in the depression ASMR where she introduced herself as Ellie. When did that ASMR came out again? 2-3 years ago?

you guys are retards

Fucked up to think that her cat probably had a better birthday party than a few if not most people that watch her

>>53118550
She was born in 2000 stop being naive.

I'm like 90% sure I remembered her jokingly alluding to the fact around her last bday that she would be drinking age in the US

>>53118569
tbf it sounds like otis will have had a better one than her

Do you really want to speculate again if she is born in 2001 or 2003, it doesn't fucking matter

>>53118579
>she's 23 and thinks MGS1 is ancient boomer garbage

>>53118569
Otis lives a better life than most people

nothing ever goes right I do just think she should have delegated to a company that can handle shipping better, what the hell will happen next merch drop when 3,000 people are buying huge bundles that will be hard to store

>>53118724
Yes? I was also born 2000 and think that any pre 2010 game is ancient.

>>53118765
But then she couldn't personally handle all of it

>>53118748
>otis thinks hes a people

>>53118569
He deserves it.

Just got back from my daily bug infestation duty AHHHHH
How has Shondo been? Is her tracking working properly?

>>53118790
I know she's a control freak

Who is Kim Jong Un's oshi?

>>53118812
Cute wrinkly pigeon

>>53118823
Haachama

>>53118860
Is that where she disappeared to? Kim kidnapped his oshi?

>>53118813
>spoiler
Anon? Are you okay?

>his country doesn't hoard cheese

>>53118899
No no I am not ok but I will not bore you with the whole story I just want to watch shondo

>>53119056
based EDF anon

>>53119056
Well we just hit the reading donation for 2 hours section so you have the time to share

>>53119056
If you don't have cats or fish, I can recommend pyrethrum based insecticides.

I know she doesn't meant it but still
>I didn't expect to become so big so I'm not gonna waste all stream thanking 5 bit donations
>I am gonna spend half the stream giving fireneko 2000 kisses

dont violate the no cheating policy or shondo will force you to work your days off in the cheese mines

DICK PICS ON STREAM

How many dick pics do the mods get per week?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear lord, she just mentioned it. Ahh, that was funny.

MY FUCKING SIIIIIDES.

What have we done

Mods....

I MISSED IT. WHAT HAPPENED?

>>53119548
something beautiful

/shon/ bros we made it.

>>53119576
Shondo flashed her tits to me.

>>53119576
Mods are gay

Sorry mods. not

>>53119609
She really laughed at a stupid thread meme someone fell for

now we need people to send their bussy like that guy in /lig/

>>53119650
The 5D chess move was that guy pretending to fall for a /shon/ meme just to create this moment.

Id dm a mod a joke image if I liked any of them

I wonder if the Indian who sent Inis a dick pic also sent one to one of Shondo's mods.

>>53119101
>Staying at family's place for summer, they are old and need help during the hotter months (UK, and old parents, so they refuse to install an AC unit)
>See a bug in the kitchen
>Kill it
>Problem gets worse
>A week goes by, I have not stopped killing the bugs, my brother and father have joined the effort, mother actively complains about us doing this, we are defiling her natural kitchen peace
>Today, we managed to kill 50+ bugs in about an hour, I counted, it was 40 yesterday
>Bug spray for the places we can't get to by hand alone?
>Mother shouts at us for trying, saying we'd poison ourselves with the spray, and confiscates it because it would "get on all the surfaces which I use to cook" which is a reasonable suggestion IF SHE NEVER CLEANED THEM
>There are 5 left, possibly more, we found most of them in the pantry, walking all over our food and breeding in places we cannot easily reach.

My father and I are recording down the numbers we kill, hoping to dear god they start to fall.

If Shondo gets a bug-themed model I think I might mentally distort. I look at small brown marks on the wall and check to see if they move even though I know they won't. Is this what Shondo has to go through with her schizo affective disorder? Having to double check her reality to see if it's real? I feel like I'll go insane at this rate. I feel sorry for her.

>>53119703
either i'm stupid or i'm not active on discord, but i've never seen a mod in the chat.

>>53119703
I like Dawn, Omen and still like Ty.

>>53119703
I like the one that became a mod solely to make gambas

I was gonna say something about the oiler being the only one to get the hand heart but I think her tracking is just fucking up

>>53119773
EDF EDF
thank you for your service

>>53119773
I like how you are tracking your bug kill count, please post the final number when its over

Inis was sent her first dickpic yesterday because lig told someone she likes it, she posted the DMs in her discord.

Remember that means that when you make up clearly false rrats here someone believes it

>>53119773
>Mother shouts at us for trying
shout back at her, or if you respect her simply clean the surfaces afterwards and you can continue your crusade, either way, good luck and god speed
>>53119894
English defense force?

>>53119784
Ty became much more tolerable after he left lol.

>>53120087
we already got that phase/kiwifag forum to believe shondo actually showed her hymen on video
it kind of takes the wind out of making obviously false statements

>>53119773
Your efforts will almost certainly be pointless. Getting every single bug is impossible, and a single one will birth hundreds more. The only real way to get rid of them is to address the source of the problem (what kind of bugs they are, what are they feeding on and such) and possibly fumigation.

>>53120087
Retards will retard

>>53120150
>tfw shondo will never show her hymen on video
why live?

>>53120095
earth defence force
its a game where you kill big bugs you would love it

nobody mentioned anything about that oiler with the new TTS loli model immediately using their debut to start schmoozing shondo

Jesas why is the chat so full of tourists today, that's like 5 questions about her age or voice

>>53120087
did she post the dick though

>>53120273
New people from the 3D debut, I guess?

>>53120273
she's being boosted from yesterday's special event, some 200-300 extra viewers than usual from the momentum

I love seeing her hands move

>>53120284
No, she just said it was small

>>53120268
who cares?

>>53120268
Do you know how many people have tried to get close to her just to debut and try to leech off her? It literally never goes anywhere, just see that former mod.

I can't find when I posted the first screenshot, but have this from my logs.

>>53120268
Lisa just makes me depressed I'd rather not even talk about them let alone shit on them

>>53120337
its fucking over for that guy

She literally confirmed its her 20th birthday coming up. No ambiguity left.

>>53120337
Oof, I bet she would not have talked about it if the pp was good looking

>>53120382
kek

>>53120268
Shondo is very aware of what's happening

>>53120382
Clearly a troll with an alt. Funny tho.

>>53120382
i really want to see if my post is in the image he included because i think it is

>>53120419
>She literally confirmed its her 20th birthday coming up
Just like how she confirmed it in 2020? At one point she was a college dropout as well.

>>53120382

>>53120389
honestly one of the less obnoxious whales by a long shot aside from the bizarre efforts to get closer to shondo
at least they were doing reps and not only relying on money

>>53120268
She knows, other people hate tried the same strategy

>>53120439
It honestly just makes me sad, because you can tell she doesn't want to just tell him to fuck off and answers them when they ask about "vtuber advice" but also everyone can see why he became a chuuba in the first place

>>53120452

Oh nice, almost done already

>>53120548
Have*

>>53120581
dang i didnt make the cut im not a good enough shitposter

>>53120581
>that last post
My fucking sides

>>53120581
the deletion of alt account and its consequences have been a blessing for the /shon/do race

so i sent the dick pic but when i asked for the hymen vods they asked me to bleach my asshole and post pics
should i?

>>53120737
>he doesn't know
Guess you didn't send enough dick pics yet.

>>53120793
>bleach my asshole
Try another mod the one I got my pictures from didn't make me do that

>>53120737
>he's not in Shondo's secret tier 4 mastadon

>>53120811
dont fucking do this to me

>>53120581
I am there, this is my greatest accomplishment. I made it.

>>53120793
another one only asked me to put a sharpie in my pooper.

>>53120793
The fact that you haven't already outs you as non husband

>>53120872
We get it you're cool Ray.

>>53120860
I was joking, but it wouldn't surprise me if she had an account completely removed from any previous identities just to scream into the void, to vent.

I'm gonna shit myself if one of the critters get teen pregnant

>>53120986
I will make you shit yourself.

>>53120986
By me.

>>53120838
Was it the mod that sends you their dick pic in response or the one that asks for a picture of your mom?

>>53120986
>critters getting pregnant
I wonder how Shondo will feel when the oldest critter gets a real husband.

>>53120978
yeah I was searching like mad for about three weeks before I gave up, I think the fact she followed neppie alt on old chama kinda says all that needs to be said
but still, she might have a new vent space and I will go schizo to find it again.

>>53121088
I don't think that shadow really cares about the critters, i only heard her complain about them

>>53120948
can confirm, had an amazing conversation with him, very cool guy

grrrrr I feel so pathetic because I can only get Shonshon to read my chats when I shitpost

>>53120948

>>53121160
she basically said she would start being schizo on chama again but I really doubt it, she made a whole new account that should have fewer followers to replace chama and it's even more sanitized than normal

>>53121160
I stalk 30 alt accounts of some schizo husbands and they also haven't found any account, i wouldn't worry that much

>>53121200
>gives them gifts
>buys them games
>told the older one that she would take her to Paris
Yeah, she doesn't care at all.

>>53121286
at least your chat messages probably make her laugh more than anyone you big baby

>>53121314
That's what I do. Maybe we all do that, and that's why no one has found anything yet.

>>53121314
>>53121160
She doesn't have one, she tweets too much on syadou to have a Ribbon 3.0

>>53121088
I hope forest tree gets a girlfriend so shondo can be inconsolable on stream
>b-b-b-but he never showed interest in girls
>he's just a little boy to me
>no no I didn't think he was gay but he like only hung out with his friends!

>>53121314
So, you have been adding reads to those tweets? Thanks Anon

Shondo's new alt is her just beaming her thoughts directly into my head

>>53121200
>>53121330
She's just not as close to them as other family members

>>53121403
Shondo should play the coffin of andy and leyley. That would be a kino stream

>>53121349
They don't though, I lowkey bully her and she defends herself. That's our dynamic.

>>53121488
did alice's stream of that get archived I heard it was pretty amazing

>>53121349
Those are my messages actually, thanks

>>53121523
No, but there's a clip of her having to get up and pace around because she was getting too into it

>>53121330
I didn't mean to imply that she doesnt care about them

>>53121498
Okay you're not who I thought you were >>531215340 he is

When does the sexy model come back?

>>53121575
What am I supposed to see?

>>53121575
>>53121615
fuck im retarded I meant him >>53121534

>>53121587
its on screen right now?

>>53121488
I want to say I saw her in someone else's chat saying she wanted to play that game when it gets fully released or something, can't wait

>>53121639
Maybe she watched Alice playing it.

>>53121733
possible

>>53121286
>>53121349
>>53121498
At least you're not this autistic faggot, imagine being mocked by wifey in Nina's chat. lmao

she knows every word lol

>>53121970
You don't?

>>53121970
it's adorable

>>53121970
>>53122003
It's not even a good catchy song.

>>53122052
Take that back

>>53122052
go back

>>53121970
i love watching her swing from side to side while singing

>>53122090
remember, autism was a misdiagnosis
clearly

>>53122122
She has so many mental illnesses that most psychiatrists can't diagnose her.

>>53122122
Enjoying yourself isn't autism

>>53122161
no but swaying all the time and having hyperfixations might be

>>53122161
Yeah, the brrrrrr sounds are.

>>53122161
>"don't mind the weird hand movement "
>"i move them when i'm exited"
okay

>>53122190
>and having hyperfixations
That's just the ADHD
t. have ADHD

Red Guy >>>>>> Yellow Guy >>>>>>>>>>> Bird Guy

>>53122290
Based

shondo at this angle rocking back and forth reminds me of that desolate hope game from the fnaf guy before he did fnaf
strange thing to think I know

>>53122443
Damn Shondo looks like THIS

>>53122443
desolate hope is giga kino with the worst ending

>part about everyone having a soulmate
>shobdo disappears off screen

>>53122540
It's shover. she hates us. this was a message.

I'M A /v/ USER, I'M A SHITPOSTER TYPE GUY

>>53122540
she was there on my screen, shes mine

>>53122569
Superior version

I can't hear this one the same anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

I know it's just her hands resting on the desk but it's funny to think she is always stanced with her arms shrugged and hands out

>inside my mind there is a digital wife

I wonder how many times she's watched these

>>53122586
>>53122618
>>53110802
>>53122569
husbandcucks don't forget that you need to be at least 6'4" to touch her otherwise she calls the police lmao
btw she's like 5'10" in real life

>>53122828
Yes

>>53122852

Man it's easy to see where Shondo gets her weirdness from

>>53122982
its the schizo

this is the inner working of shondo's thoughts and why she has to eat while watching tv

>>53123183
Naruhodo

>>53122852
that doesnt look anything like her
try harder kiwi nerd you wont get the hymen vod

I like the way some dude posted a random photo not of anyone in particular and antis since think it's her
>>53122948
parrot is not gonna catch on anon

Ahhhh she's acting way too cute when she sings. Like a kid standing way too close to the TV with her favorite show on.

>>53123249
Which is ironic since as an actual kid she was too "embarrassed" to watch cartoons. Shondo ages in reverse.

>>53121382
dangerous pose if there was some tube-like structures that were pixelated between those fingers.

whenever she sings the drowning in oil song all I can think about is this
https://files.catbox.moe/p1qgja.mp3

>>53123406
kek

Man I remember how the teaser for DHMIS2 ended up being completely wrong because they redid the entire plot which is why it took so long

>>53123572
The actual show turned out much better than the pilot.

>>53123599
Yeah, I remember when people made theories saying it was about the 2016 election or whatever and by the time it came out a whole new president was in office kek

>>53117407
have a wav
https://files.catbox.moe/jowyxd.wav

The assistant kinda sounds like Shadowmama

>>53124090
>>53124090
>>53124090

>>53124266
what animal are we making her for the card

>>53124287
obvious choice is a sphinx cat right?

>>53124179
i was thinking that too

shondo being constantly reminded of aging

She's so easily entertained

the next episode is the best one

any bakers?

>>53124742
I liked the transport episode best.

>>53124758
Still plenty of time.

>>53124758
Only page 9

I just came back. What was that about a collab?

>>53124928
Civ collab next week

>>53124928
She's going to collab with nina and i for a hot threesome video.

>>53124968
We already knew that, or did something change?
>>53124986
stfu Inis

shondo's icky musk

my secret bath cam is going to get so much naked otis footage

>>53125052
I'm so jealous.

>>53125018
No, nothing changed she was just saying how she was thinking about next week schedule and brought up the collab next week.

>>53125224
Oh, okay. Thank you!

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