/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5302141
it actually didn't sound that bad. the main problem will be preserving the dishes falling over to explain what she's reacting to.

Gura cute Gura cute!

what word is gura thinking of

gura's grape

>don't ask questions

what are the implications of this?

Gawr "Girls don't have an Adam's apple" Gura
based

I'm so fucking proud of her. She's come so far.

>>5302231
I wanna eat Gura's grape.

GURA'S GRAPE

Are we not bumping now or does it have to be in the comment instead of title to do that

Schedule doko

>>5302330
beer bottles

I never want to let this shark go.

I love you Gura

>>5302330
死

>>5302330
Her desk is a fucking mess and she needs a personal maid.
I volunteer.

>>5302424
thought it was just cunny that did that

>>5302314
larynx?

I love these singing streams so much, even (sometimes especially) the flubs.
Does she understand how her voice makes us feel?

>>5302424
Replying to myself here, but yeah we can't bump. This one will die quickly

gura pls...

Gura it's called a larynx.

nice job OP lolol

That grape spam in chat.

>>5302482
She's already hired Aqua

These are some blessed guhuhu's

>>5302330
>>5302482
Don't make me write out a five paragraph sperg post about how bad I want to take care of Gura for the rest of my life.

>>5302591
Everything Gura does is blessed.

>>5302562
Clearly Aqua needs to be fired if Gura's still knocking around dishes on her desk.

I want to be Gura's grape

Vod wont be able to save this grape spam huh. Sad

>>5302500
>>5302529
Well if I want to be more specific its the Thyroid Cartilage.

Thanks for ruining her singing, chat

the last time we had an autosaged /ggg/, it got 11 posts.

>>5302366
Does she even know how based that is in the moment if saying it?

>>5302508
>Does she understand how her voice makes us feel?
Every time the "Gura" voice falters and you hear Her, i get butterflies.

>>5302751
It was worth it because she was laughing.

>>5302641
I didn't say she's actually done work yet, she's just been hired. She's way too autistic to even gather the courage to enter Gura's place.

>>5302366
Accidentally(?) based

>>5300065
without getting too deep into the archive reps
>anon tries to get dante's VA to send a birthday message to gura
>$1k later, another anon decides to get vergil's VA for a followup
>apparently a discord shitter also went to get virgil and sent in a script of bad memes
>vergil anon's clip was initially rejected by cover because discord got there first but they eventually accepted it, unknown as to whether or not the discord one is still getting passed along
so its possibly going to be scuffed, but if all goes well, here's a rough on our scripts, mind apparently both of the VAs have decided to do a little tweak on them so we haven't seen the finished products

>Dante
>Hey there little Sharky! Some deadweights told me it's your special day. Hope you got some cake for the occasion. Or maybe some pizza. Anyway, I wanted to swing around and let you know that I think you've got what it takes to be a 3rd-rate demon hunter. Hell, maybe even a 2nd rater if you try hard enough. Have a crazy special birthday Gura, enjoy your day with those girls you love so much. Let's get this party started! HOOCHA

>Vergil
>Foolishness, Dante, foolishness! The power to wish Gawr Gura a Happy Birthday is rightfully mine. May you continue to be motivated in your endeavors, little shark. And Dante - don't let the door hit you on your way out, dear brother.

>>5302949
Now that's a cover I can get behind.

>>5302794
Here’s your (You):
>>5302299

NOW YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE

>>5302997
I love the new headpat emote so much

>>5303087
She truly has the best mama

>>5302997
Where do people get the high quality emotes?

>>5303047
Butt in your hand and just Squish. That. Cat.

>>5303012
>door bit
Oh God, how did I miss this.

that dropout is in the actual youtube video, isn't it? fuck my life.

>>5303112
STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE OF GURAS BUTT IM TIRED OF SEEING IT

>>5303012
Quick note about the Discord one Cover got is that it isn't the script >We dug up, that one is for some compilation thing that Discord is making.

>>5303240
PLEASE KEEP POSTING IT, IT MAKES ME ROCK HARD

GuraMM

Broose

You broke her CHAT

>>5303240
Okay, here's a different image of Gura's butt

>>5303240
ding ding ding dingg

titanium
i beg you
believer
devil trigger
toxic
royals
rocks
rockefeller street
skyfall
toxic
price tag
it will rain
devil trigger

>>5303386
Did anyone clip Skyfall?

BEEP

Gura was absolutely amazing tonight.

Gura's cake bakery stream

>>5303418
not really how it works. there's no urgency to clipping things that you would say "did" anyone clip it. people are recording.

>>5303386
Bless you anon

>>5303418
Did anyone clip this anon asking for a clip?

>>5303421
true, even though some songs were a bit scuffed due to her usual nervousness

This was a fantastic Karaoke.

BONK

DONnnnnnnnnnn.....

GURA BROKE HER BRAIN ON THE TABLE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If I could get a link to Titanium and Toxic I would be forever grateful

BONK

>>5303533
As it usually is.

What are you going to wear to Gura's birthday party? I hope you shower.

>>5303441
It's a shame the artist fucked up her vagina. It makes the clothed version objectively better
https://files.catbox.moe/tdgqig.png

>>5303608
I will shower and I will be tastefully nude.

She's so amazing I can't handle it.

when gura is singing i close the chat and imagine she's singing directly to me

>>5303735
based. i'm gonna try this

>>5303608
I shower every day, stinky.

>>5303608
t shirt and underwear

I miss shark already

>>5303571
wait for few hours and literally search on yt: "gawr gura unarchived karaoke" and set filters to over 20 minutes long and upload date today

So was the gift the emotes or is there something else I missed?

Would Gura appreciate you guys sexualizing her like this

>>5303608
Nothing. Gotta celebrate the Atlantis way.

>>5303608
Oversized hoodie, like Gura's, but not hers

>>5303869
>So was the gift the emotes or is there something else I missed?
Today's gift was emotes for members. She has more planned on the 20th for everybody.

Work is destroying me and yet her singing for an hour and a half completely rejuvenates me body and mind. I love Gura so much.

Sharkbutt… :_GuraMM:

>>5303869
Yes the gift was the emotes, or if you prefer, the ability to pat gura on the head. Which is a greatest gift *I* have ever received, if i do say so myself.

I miss Gura...

>>5303885
Here's your (You)
Yes, Gura knows she is Cute and Funny

>>5303885
What, you think Gura doesn't know she's sexy?

>>5303971
I also miss Gura but currently the overwhelming feeling of love for Gura is overshadowing it.

>>5303885
yes she likes it

>>5303971
same desu

>>5303012
Nice

>>5302347
Now I have a question for you guys, should I stay up late for farm shark or wake up early for birthday cake decoration

>>5303885
She asks us to collect her sweat with jars.

What a fantastic night! I'm in awe on just how good this week has been so far, I cant wait until Gura's birthday!

She had fun during the stream! I think im going to be smiling from it for the rest of the night

>>5303885
god i wish i could show gura the loads i've blown to her

>>5304099
You will watch both.

>>5304099
sleep earlier might be the best option

>>5304099
I would say prioritize farm shark unless you're willing to tank your sleep schedule to see both.

>>5304180

>>5304180

>>5304099
What kind of faggot question is that. You watch both motherfucker.

mmm guraaaa

>>5304210

>>5303932
Me too, I actually missed some of the streams this week due to overtime.
Gura is a miracle

>>5304168
timings are bit weird for me farm shark starts at 1:30 am and cake starts at 5:30 am

So I kind of expected it given her line skip/alteration in Live Again, but Gura purposely skipped the "I'm in love with being Queen" line from the bridge of Royals.

oh so this is where the thread is. I like the idea of autosaging it from the start, should have done this ages ago

>>5304249

>>5304263
what was the skip in Live Again?

>>5304249
Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>5304357

>>5304303
She either skips "We're immortalized forever in the songs that we write" or changes it to "Callie is immortalized in the songs that she writes"

>>5304392
gooruhhh... write a song and sing live again again with the line intact....

>>5304264
Where the hell do you live?

>>5304392
She is immortalized in my heart

>>5304452
unless you're immortal, no she isn't

>>5304479
Don't get technical with my love anon.

she's so cool and talented and she's so kind to us. i love her so much.

Was the karaoke good?

>Gura was a super quiet kid in school
she's just like me.........

>>5304264
>>5304436
lol this nigga live between timezones

>>5304535
It was amazing. She knocked it out of the park and I loved every second of it, especially when she did Rockefeller Street at increasingly fast speeds.

>>5304535
It was good. She seemed a little nervous and her tummy made noises, though.

>>5304535
A lot of new songs. She does a variety list again as usual.

>>5304535
It was aight, not her best but Devil Trigger and Toxic were pretty good. Got new emotes though, and they're all great.

>>5304611
>her tummy made noises, though.
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>5304535
A great time, as usual

>>5304535
It was better than good. It was gurate

what if Gura ate before streams and just ended the stream when she gets tired

>>5304535
Tons of fun and we got new emotes! I loved it!

>>5304535
I like when the shark sings and do not particularly care what she sings so yes.

>>5303966
I consider Gura's Devil Trigger also as a gift

What did OP do to autosage the thread, anyway?

>>5304535
BANG BANG BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER/10

>>5304806
cute and funny in the OP autosages, mods HATE cunny

>>5304535
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?

Well good night /ggg/
And remember

>>5304875
Based mods

>>5304785
That was pretty hype.

>>5304959
>remember
Always.

>>5304959
Oh I'm smiling. I had a blast with her karaoke. And good night bud.

>>5304959
Gura just did a karaoke and I'm about to watch a movie with Ahme, there's no need to remind me today

I prefer members over public karaoke but it was fun

>>5304875
Cunny will not be silenced

>>5304959
goodnight buddy

>>5304654
That’s what I suspected she was doing for the first several months. Relatively short…like Gura.

>>5304875
The literal words, or the image? Coulda sworn I've lewd images in OP before

Oh yea, posting Guraoke MEGA here too:
https://mega.nz/folder/RrhhQCQD#PmL5J4wDQUgRV1Mg7k0fng

>>5304909
I bet this was really cute

>>5305109
what ever happened to that tree

>>5305111
tank u. U u U

avocado

Devil Trigger is the only good song.

>>5305223

>>5305366
no

>>5304827
you also posted in the Ame thread
fuck you

tell me about gura's toenails

>>5305423
Pretty sure she talked about how you should clean under your toenails before so they're probably pretty nice.

>>5305423
blue

>>5305366
It's fun for sure but not a good karaoke song because it's bgm and has way too much downtime. MGR songs would be better for karaoke if we are talking videogames

>>5305423
They're ingrown

>>5305491
the only reason the downtime was bad was because she wasn't talking and doing shit during it.

>>5305577
nooo

>>5305615
That's what she does in members, not in public. Which is also why I prefer members karaoke. Less nervousness and perfectionism

Two more days until the original song announcement

>>5305491
RUUULLLEES OF NATUUURRRE
It Has to Be This Way best song tho

>>5305615
She was vibing to the track

>>5305808
I was too

Cute Gura tummy

>>5305491
Here's to hoping konami gives gura the a-ok to play anything in the metal gear franchise

>>5306162
Monkey's paw curls:
Gura gets permission to stream the new Metal Gear Pachinko machine for one stream as a sponsor deal.

2 relaxing streams tomorrow hell yeah

>>5302330
She tipped over her Shrimp jar and is covered by Goom

How much would you pay to pinch her cheek? $1000 for me.

>>5306162
I don't trust Konami with fucking anything. They pushed Kojima out while he was making them a record-shattering videogame. They axed Kojima's entire studio and banked their financial future on gambling parlor legislation that turned out to be much less of a windfall than they expected because it only allowed for gambling machines in casino resorts. That corporation doesn't know its ass from its elbow anymore.

>>5306400
how much would you pay to blow raspberries on her tummy?

>a magic genie approaches you, and offers you a deal
>gawr gura will be your wife as a real, materialized being
>BUT
>she will also be given to the other member shrimps
>other guras can be captured by right of combat
would you accept?

>>5306545
my soul probably

>>5306568
Any chance is better than no chance

>>5306545
the bank says i have $111,161.02 ready to withdraw, so $111,161.02.

>>5306568
Yes, I don't see the downside. There would only be a few others that try to go all psycho, but they sure as hell wont be able to find me.

>>5306345
Gura has an icing piper and a lot of different tips for it.

>>5306568
Sounds fun, it would be like a fighting game of gawr guras. Or better yet like pokemon, guramon if you will.

>>5306123
soft tummy

>>5306753
Is her cake firm or soft and mushy?

>>5306400
>>5306545
>how much would you pay
Every last ounce of trust, affection, and dedication I can muster for the rest of my life.

>>5306509
Sauce on pic?

>>5306948
based

>>5306962
https://twitter.com/paulozadias/status/1326275304369872896
Got you covered Anon.

>>5306568
If Guts can kill 100 men to protect Casca, then I'm prepared to attempt to kill as many shrimps as will come to take my Gura. I'm not saying I'll succeed, but I will give it my all or die.

>>5307054
>>5306568
Is this going to be the next Highlander movie

>>5307107
There can be only cun.

>there's no good sharks
why do all these movies hate sharks

>>5307054
>>5307107
I was thinking more of this, personally:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1WWDBTda2Y

>>5306568
ok, but give us all devil trigger to make it more interesting.

>>5307152
Propaganda is a powerful force.

>oya oya~ What's this cute little shrimp doing all alone out here?

god I hope Mori either talks Gura into keeping the devil trigger ability at chargen or finds a way to give it to her after the campaign starts.

>>5307288
She just needs to take Castigation, which is actually in the Hunter corebook and gives access to Demonic Rituals. No need to try to make the jank one she took before work.

>>5306736
>>5307054
>>5307107
>oh no! the genie tricked you!
>each gura is actually a shard of the original
>each gura is drawn to each other to rejoin as Gura Prime
>your gura cannot hide from other gura
>your gura can sniff out other gura no matter the distance
>capturing a gura makes your gura a tiny percent cuter and funnier
>your gura will always nag you to make her whole

>>5307423
so you're saying my Gura is permanently frustrated, and will permanently frustrate me? perfect

>>5307423
I'd watch that anime

>>5306948
You and me both

>>5307423
Welp... I guess I better start loading my guns.
Time to go hunting.

>>5307423
You cant just change the rules anon! If it's only a piece of the original then it isn't Gura. That's like saying I'll clone my car except for the engine, the doors, the wheels, etc.

>>5305111
thanks. i always download lytexx's torrent as well as any /vt/-released mega or magnet archives as backup sources. sometimes it matters!

What does the MM in :_GuraMM: stand for?

>>5307707
mmmmm i dunno

>>5307707
My Mistress

>>5307707
mawr mura

>>5307707
mm, shrimp is.... delicious......

>>5307423
Isaac, make us whole again

>>5307375
>Family Vestment: The Lucifuge manifests a physical change reflecting his demonic heritage, such as wings, claws/fangs, armored flesh, or other alterations.
Yup, that's a devil trigger

in case you have a local VOD archive and want to download chat logs to expand it, this might be useful. this new one is definitely better than the one i posted here: >5283589

https://pastebin.com/WQEBEBLa

unfortunately, i accidentally destroyed the chat log from tonight's karaoke stream and it's gone forever (ง ื▿ ื)ว . i plan to routinely archive chat logs with my live recordings in the future, but i need to do more work to integrate that into my normal recording workflow and don't expect to have that in production until next week.

>>5307839
oishi... nom..... 'choking sound'... nom....

>>5307375
>>5307923
We'll have to see about that. From the sound of things Calli's taking a pretty hard turn toward the Ashwood Abbey. Chad's frat party from Ina's tutorial was 100% a Bacchanal.

>>5308169
i noticed that someone else has been doing transcriptions of her recently, which is a relief because i haven't had time to do any for a while.

>>5307423
If she's a shard but still identical like >>5307542 mentioned, then I'm grabbing my cast-iron Shrimpslayer and donning the Bersharker Armor to obliterate the foul creatures that come for us after sundown.

the shrimps are fighting again... I don't like it...

>>5308490
let them fight

>>5308102
Why? Chat's garbage anyway.

>>5308556
it's extremely helpful for finding timestamps because chat is constantly reacting to what she's saying. i mainly read chat logs through grep.

>>5308490
Speaking of which I'm surprised there wasn't more complaining when the 'gift' turned out to just be emotes. I guess people are saving their anti-posting for after her birthday stream when there isn't even a teaser for an original song.

>>5308589
if she needs more time, she needs more time. god knows the world doesn't need another ai kotoba iii.

>>5308589
>just emotes

>>5308589
She wasn't really hyping it up like crazy, also the emotes are top tier.

>>5308638
Considering how long she's been talking about doing covers and originals and how many times she's mentioned deadlines I think it's reasonable to start getting frustrated with how little she's actually accomplished. Especially if rrats are true and a lot of those 'deadlines' are just her working on non-Hololive projects.

>>5308589
I think most of her members have realized not to hype up anything she says too much. I had no real expectations for what the gift was going to be and the emotes are cute. I am excited to see what she has planned for her birthday though