/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ike love!

Mysta love

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

sonny LOVE

okay continuing on... FAGLIRA REALLY

I miss rosemi sama...

>>53047266
Who was the first?
I don’t understand why Nina would push so hard that she’s not coming back if it wasn’t true, vtubers hint at reincarnation all the time when they graduate

Mysta love

they found the sheep fricker

https://www.youtube.com/live/cgIEsEKmq74?feature=share&t=5968

>>53047267
already had lunch no thanks.
I had a spicy mcchicken yesterday and it was delicious, I really recommend it especially with the tomato and pickle add-ons

If you want creative then watch Aia
she's even coming up with an autistic lore arc for her next two outfits

Wife I hope you remember those two names

I miss Ike.

>>53047401
ironmouse

>>53047185
no, i'll never cut onions again cause i'm not paid to do it anymore.
only ones that sucked though was purple onions. other kinds didn't bother me

O(-(

ethyria love

>>53047401
meanwhile coco said in her graduation that she'd never join another company by comparing it to cheating on her lover.
and then a few months later joined another company lmfao.
vtubers are just like that anon, don't be surprised when they reincarnate and don't believe their lies.

>>53047272
At this point I would take anything that isn't game/zatsu/karaoke/handcam/studying-working streams, because that's all I have been seeing.

>>53047401
Probably talking about Ironmouse, but both instances are more people reaching to interpret things as "she's coming immediately back to vtubing"

>>53047271
I guess since my original question was aimed at the "good morning" poster, and that anon used "I" in their response, I thought it was the same person. If it wasn't, that's my bad, but my core point still stands. Whatever the "good morning" Famelira has against Yaminions, it just feels immature the way they keep targeting them in their posts.

>>53047171
Yes?

>>53047440
Source?

Elira says Millie and Enna are her only friends:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLAy-KEDUSg&t=36629

This is actually contradicted by Enna herself, who said that she went over to Elira's house and met her "friend" who introduced her to that shitty rhythm game RPG she was playing.
But this does confirm the clique

>>53047436
playing bear game will cheer him up

>im leaving
>im not coming back
>i will be gone
>i will be a fan and not a collaborator
>i have lots of things outside of streaming lined up
>i do not enjoy streaming as a job anymore
>all of my words, actions, and feelings in the past few months have made it evident that my heart is elsewhere and this is not a sustainable path for me
Anons here: when do you guys think she's coming back?

I think the REAL gender war is on whether maleanons should post cock or femanons should post tits

Reminder that Elira STILL hasn't edited her Lazulight 3D collab that was recorded 6+ months ago.

>>53047526
is this an ntr image

>>53047126
Rosemi is one of the most creative streamers in the branch and you don't watch her.
Just recently she did an MRE stream, a mini ice cream making stream, a book club, made Japanese curry, did a (funny) cooking ASMR, and did an entire ARG as a lead up to her new costume reveal.

>>53045469
i have to agree. 4chan containment breakers, mainly holofags, are all over youtube, twitter and reddit. they make the en community worse and no wonder theres so much misinformation about nijisanji out there
speaking of that, i have a source on false discord and he was talking about how "he heard" some people saying selen wouldn't appear on nina graduation, when the only people talking about that was in vt

>>53047514
It will destroy his throat and he will be unable to stream for the next week.

>>53047510
Elira? Lying? I'm shocked.

>>53047464
close your fucking legs whore

KEK this game is slowly turning him into a commie

>>53047510
It's contradicted by Elira herself, because its a joke, you know how they are laughing, that's called joking.

>>53047510
Pomu....

mrrp?

>>53047540
yuya graduated because she was fucking dying apparently and yet reincarnated a few days later.

>>53047564
False is such a faggot acting like everything he says isn't pulled from fucking /vt/

>>53047510
she meant friends she hasn't fucked yet

>>53047545
We've had 1 femanon (hexling) post (censored) tits and 2 maleanons (rosebuds) post (uncensored) dicks.
The femanons need to post tits to make it even.

>>53047557
Anon please... I was talking about vtubing in general. Of course I know about Rosemi, I mentioned her in my reply here >>53047313

>>53047565
bear game will do that for him, he should stream it!

>>53047485
She a money hungry attention whore, it's fucking baffling that she still has fans

>>53047464
O(-(
o|-<
Why is your head so big

>>53047485
That just sounds like Coco putting it on to please her company dick riding fans, Nina has literally no reason to lie about not coming back other than to make me cry like a bitch

>>53047564
Twitter is infested with them, even more than the threads themselves

new ennaschizo fixation dropped. prepare to hear about it every 5 minutes for the next 3 weeks.

>Nina's last liver mentioned before graduating was Pomu
>Zaion's last liver mentioned was Millie and Fulgur
>Yugo's last liver mentioned was Sonny
Are Pomu, Millie, Fulgur and Sonny the four horsemen of the Apocalypse?

>>53047636
Sounds to me like maleanons are just flat out superior to femanons, another case of boys rule girls drool

>>53047401
>>53047440(me)
Also I'd guess she's on a total non-compete for the month that her vods stay up and earn her money so she doesn't want to drum up hype and then have it die out

>>53047498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJwbjsyee2k

>>53047423
Redpill me on Aia
Does she let the slut out on stream
I'll watch if so

>>53047695
you are the only schizo here

>>53047618
I’m gonna squish this car like you wont believe it have a nice day marippet

>>53047510
Damn and I thought you couldn’t get stupider

>>53047618
Nya nya?

>>53047673
yeah she fucking hates you

>>53047564
unrelated but since you spoke of that faggot, i was reading his comment section for the vta graduation and this comment shows how that faggot is so bad if not doing it maliciously. Bit o shame it had like only 3 likes

I love this Rose like you wouldn’t believe!

>Fagelira spamming images
Are they trying to be Rosebuds or something?

>>53047711
Yes I drool now kiss me you toxic ikeman

>>53047673
>Nina has literally no reason to lie about not coming back other than to make me cry like a bitch
same for pikamee, bora, gibara, etc
just don't get too attached to the idea she's gone forever, because she's not. i've been following vtubers since like 2019 and it's very rare for someone to genuinely retire when it's still profitable to continue.

>>53047645
That is what I meant. Danganronpa will destroy his throat and will put him out of commission for another two days at least.

>>53047486
I don't know why you watch vtubers are then whine about them doing what vtubers are meant to do. That's what vtubers fundamentally are, they are streamers they play games, they chat, they occasionally sing if they are into that. If you want something different than that then you shouldn't be looking to vtubers for it. It's like watching a TV show and complaining it isn't a book.

>>53047636
considering how many I have on my phone I'm surprised I haven't accidentally sent one already

>>53047666
Because it feels like my head is about to explode… O(-(

>Selen doesn't cancel her stream and will overlap Pomu's karaoke twice.
if you needed more proof Selen is anti unity and hates NijiEn now

>>53047799
no we don't groom people

>>53047776
I’m not even a honey

>>53047783
The west hates Nijisanji and will believe anything bad about it they don't care about the truth

>>53047618
practice at 20jst marripet
be ready

Sonny onii-chan Love!
Vox Love!

>>53047799
They don't have an argument for the things that people are pointing out about Elira, so they're spamming the thread as a distraction.

>>53047819
None of those explicitly said they’d never be back

>>53047785
I've linked you some irisu syndrome tracks before, but i'm not sure if I ever linked you this one. Either way, im not great with my words, but this track kinda represents how i'm feeling about everything
https://youtu.be/p88-IvZ613U

>>53047821
sorry my eyes still hurt and I read your post wrong

>>53047207
Wish I could hang, bud! I hate life maintenance so much, it always feels overwhelming because of ADHD… I’ll hire neighborhood kids to do chores for me when I have my own place, and buy them presents, pizza and snacks, and let them play games on my PS4 if they’d like a cool uncle as long as they do the chores for me. I had a cool grandpa neighbor like that as a kid in the late 90’s, was so much fun

>>53047327
Selen is next, isn't she?

>>53047879
Why is Elira such a cunt to Selen?

>>53047715
Aia is a /tg/ autist on stream.

>>53047827
Oh. Please take care, no-OG stickman poster. Take it easy if you can.. o|-<

>>53047903
no she already resigned her contract

>>53047813
Why would I want to kiss someone inferior like you? Disgusting, get out of here

>>53047872
>getting mad people don't want to engage in his shitlinging

>>53047564
containment breakers such but it sucks that this is the only site where you can talk about nijien, and it's even worse if you're a fan of indies or smaller corpos
>>53047715
Aia openly thirsts on stream, makes sex jokes (both of the corny variety and "oh my god sorry i was too horny there" type) and doesn't mind talking about sex or boobies or whatever when it comes up. Occasional advice and dating experience talks. But the real answer is no, Aia isn't trying to seduce you sorry. She's cringe, competent and cute

>>53047909
I will now watch your liver.

>>53047846
All thanks to the imbeciles in NijiEN staff who made some of the most dumbass decisions I've ever seen from any vtuber company.

>>53047900
bud...?

Aggie?

>>53047599
I always find it funny how there's a handful of schizos obsessed with Elira on this board when she's as inoffensive as you can possibly get as a vtuber. Never causes or joins any kind of drama or anything one could even consider to be a "yab," just plays games and chats with her fans and has fun every stream. It's really hilarious how someone like that can mindbreak an anon into obsessing over everything she does, desperately trying to make some insignificant comment or action a big deal. To the point that they even target her over people she's friends with because there's nothing they can say about her as a person.

>>53047825
This femanon is an actual slut...

Is this Elira anti a new schizo or am I forgetting my /nijiEN/ lore?

>>53047937
watch your own damn organ, I'll put whatever I want in mine

>>53047934
>openly thirsts on stream
>isn't trying to seduce you
Based, exactly what I was looking for

>>53047846
This is true except replace Nijisanji with vtubers. One of my retarded normie friends spent years loudly mentioning how much he hates vtubers any time they came up and now he's practically obsessed with them except it's all BVTM knockoff shit and constantly linking drama and cringe compilations and shit

>>53047988
They're not the same but there was still an Eliraschizo back in the day from that time she collabed with that Sykkuno guy.

>>53047988
Nah they changing targets

>>53047836
What's wrong with you LMAO?!
You act like nijien don't overlap with each others all the time
We have 30+ livers, kys

Buds, when is Rosemi returning to Zelda? I know a lot of people hate Zelda streams but I think they're comfy.

>>53047836
>now

>>53047540
Anons are reaching but theres a lot of shitposters looking for the new drama bait. If Mom comes back it’ll be a long time off and when she’s got more mental fortitude and physical health. If she doesn’t, I just hope she finds what makes her feel happy and fulfilled

>>53048064
Rosemi is a numberfag. The Zelda streams weren't doing numbers for her, so she dropped it.

(Yu)

>>53047618
Nya!

>>53048064
I think she'd rather play ToTK off stream, she's already mentioned doing a bunch of shrines in her free time so I doubt she's gonna stream it any more. Terraria and GTAV will probably be her focus for the near future

>>53048002
over fictional characters, both male and female, mind you. Aia actually says some outlandish shit from time to time that would make ennaschizo seethe, but since no one watches her she's relatively safe (a fact that she likes)
be careful though that you don't get feminized by her 65% female fanbase

Hey tourists.
Here's an image you might like.
Cheers.

>>53048134
your car is sideways

>>53048055
no you fuck off faggot it's a special karaoke to honor Nina.

>>53048121
Mount and blade… Love Live zatsu…

>>53047988
you have much to learn

>>53047540
After she gets into a routine of grass touching and therapy visits and figures out how to make content without working herself to the bone

>>53048177
>3d feet
gross.

>>53048165
>that would make ennaschizo seethe
You can get him to seethe over anything so this isn't saying much desu

>>53048238
No wonder no one likes bomudachi

>>53048205
Stop spamming retard

>>53048080
Nina was right calling Selen out on being antiunity yesterday...

>>53048262
>figures out how to make content without working herself to the bone

>>53047946
What? He was a nice old man who’s kids and grandkids didn’t live with him. Maybe times have changed but back then you could trust your neighbors not to be monsters for the most part and just be people. I guess it’s also different in the digital age vs the analog to digital age times, back when cellphones were bricks that only businessmen owned…

>>53048205
Keep posting Elira fanart

i'm desperate for an aia and elira collab

>>53048334
I feel like I understand you a lot better, that's all

Were Fagelira always this insufferable?

We need more vtubers with cunny alt models

>>53048369
>Finana knows that I'm horny for her
Nice

>>53048244
It’s just more lame bait because nothing really sticks with Rosemi-sama being as good s vtuber as she is.

>>53048321
You're absolutely right, your oshi is in the danger zone

I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I want him to always be himself how can anyone be so precious to me just thinking about him causes me to become dizzy and it's like I'm floating on a cloud ah it's truly a miracle of the universe that we live on this earth at the exact time I love you so much ahhhh thank you so much for being born and a part of my life I love you more than you'll ever know

>>53048359
That sounds like it could be fun. Elira doesn't collab too much usually though and doesn't usually instigate them either so it can take a while especially for a one on one.

>>53047940
even before that it was already a thing

Sonny...?

>>53048452
no soul copypasta

>>53048205
This one is cute.
I loved her Vesperia run.

>>53048477
he's on the opposite side of the bench kadet

I'm surprised you made it this far too

>>53048457
disaster band was really good. aia is good with all the lazulight girls in different ways
aia said her and elira has been talking more so maybe something would happen, an episode of hot takes with these two motormouths would be gold

>>53048238
>Milk SCs with Nina's deadbody
Pomu really has no shame

>>53048369
I'm glad finana is the way she is, her antics helped me from completely breaking down yesterday

>>53048452
>doesn't even mention any identifying traits
Failure of love

>>53048486
but I wrote it myself

>>53047934
Didn’t she also say she went to nude beaches as well

>>53048457
People who collab infrequently are the best. You don't have to completely forego collabing of course but making it a rarity shows you understand that people are coming to the stream to see you, not someone else. It's not about unicorn shit, it's about showing appreciation for your audience, who should be the reason you're streaming in the first place.

>>53048565
to the victor of the "dead dying channel" war goes the spoils

>>53048565
you're saying this when Selen constantly milks SCs with pityparties. The self-awareness is zero

>>53048588
>identifying traits
that's the point

>>53048588
>I want him to always be himself
It's obviously a mystake. No one else would say something weird like this.

>>53048661
>spotted the threadwatcher

>>53048615
I think she went to one? not exactly sure. Aia did say admit to having sex in a hot tub though

>>53048649
>doxxsister still mad after all this time
here's a (You), it'll numb the pain for a while

>>53048728
nope, nowhere near menhara

I love Pomu Rainpuff of Nijisanji EN's first wave Lazulight.
I hope she has a wonderful day.

Aia is a cute girl (HUGE SLUT)
Finana is a huge slut (CUTE GIRL)

>>53048728
That's a Briskadet. I can tell because I'm a mentally ill Mystake and I don't talk like that.

>>53048662
Yeah well identify my balls

>>53048759
If she wasn't lying about her rice purity she's had all kinds of sex

>>53048750
cope and seethe

>>53048810
never watched sonny and never will

it always bother me how so many people only go to a streamer when they graduate. you can bet not even 5% of those 50k watched Nina before. I will be really made when my oshi graduates from nijien because shes one of the less popular and ill have to see a bunch of imbeciles actng like they ever watched or cared about her

>>53047889
Listening now! Wanted to give it some space for when it was less noisy around, leaf blowers are all done.

>>53048798
I hope she follows Nina and graduates. Give the new waves some room, boomer.

For the newfags. The sisters are not your friend
1) Literally created a dox-site which doxxes all the Nijis and discusses their dox. That's actually their main discussion platform where most of them hang out. Nijisanji tried to shut the website down but failed. Half the time when they talk about their oshi they're talking about his dox. The reason Fulgur never took off for example is because the sisters think his dox is uglier than Vox's dox.

2) Outright hatred for any male-oriented content or any female vtubers who pander to a male audience. This is the reason GFE content is effectively banned from the branch while BFE content is promoted and encouraged. GFE is considered the worst thing ever, high treason. The people who want it must be evil incels, and the girls doing it are pickme bitches. But Vox rape ASMR, that's just good content, he is their boyfriend after all.

3) Encourage the females to ditch their audiences and become orbiters of the males instead. Ship them with the males, encourage cross-gender flirting and offcollabs. When one of the female livers takes the bait and burns their male audience the sisters applaud this because "those fans shouldn't be in Nijisanji". They are constantly at war with "unicorns".

4) /soc/posting, blogposting, offtopic posting. Have no understanding of 4chan culture. Cancerous twitter whores. Turn people into "thread celebrities" and namefag them constantly.

5) Push the guys into gay situations and encourage gay stuff even when the guys are clearly not comfortable with it. Spam gay fujo art everywhere. Write 200 page fanfiction about gay fujo ships.

>>53048828
Post proof then, Nijifag

>>53048848
Then a Quilldren.

>>53048801
angelfeesh love
>>53048826
aia offhandedly said "people still believe that?" during the 300k celebration so she most likely exaggerated to some extent.

>>53048860
Not everybody watches every single stream, much less watch them live.

>>53048886
>>53048889
You guys should kiss

>>53048886
well said

>>53048886
Thanks for using a Ziaon image so I immediately know your post isn't worth reading

>>53048565
Guess who's the dying channel now, Nina?
LMAO

>>53047836
>now
Lol, you still talking about Selen "NijiEN members are my competition" Tatsuki? Just because she has fallen in love with Pomu doesn't change how she views the majority and NijiEN as a whole.

>>53047836
Yes this is Nijisanji and it's absolutely fucking stupid to expect people to drop everything to mourn one member, forced unity is worse than no unity at all
She set her boundaries and wants to function intependently, even Nina respected that

https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1677759733397069824
looks hot. i wanna taste kaichou's burning asshole later

>>53048942
Sorry, not a /soc/posting faggot

>>53048895
I watch Ike from time to time, I feel like quilldren and I are on the same wavelength tho

>>53048972
why add veggies in there
just ruins the whole dish

>>53048886
Cool story bro

>>53048965
>even Nina respected that
Nina called her out and shamed her

>>53048881
Wow really?
I also think she's very funny and cute.
Her personality is absolutely adorable and her voice is like a gift from the heavens.
Truly Pomu Rainpuff is the most lovely woman on the planet.

>Oh shit, the Enna hateposting's not working!
>Oh shit, the Elira hateposting's not working!
>Oh shit, the Pomu vs Nina hateposting's not working!
>Fuck fuck fuck deploy the Selen hateposting!
When is this faggot's dad coming home so we don't have to put up with his desperate loneliness?

>>53048886
If sisters judged male vtubers by how their dox looks then [REDACTED] wouldn't have been the most popular member of the branch.

>>53048991
Oh, a Yamonion?

>>53049040
nade nade

Would you like a liver who mainly uploads edited content on Youtube?

>>53048965
>drop everything
I highly doubt everyone was sitting in a Discord call queue waiting for their turn. They were assuredly working on some of their other work/projects while they waited. If anything, it served as a good day off for them to catch up on backend work and get some rest in.

okay but why did uki and shoto have sex on nina's graduation day

>>53049078
mainly? probably not. frequently? yes

>>53049068
Mysta is the most popular member of the branch?

>>53049070
nope, tho I better understand their love for shu.

>>53049106
Because Shoto is a pretty cool guy.

>>53049078
They're called "live"r not poster

>>53049128
I'm running out of males with insane fanbases, are you a Yuguy?

Can we talk about something important now?
I still can't believe how slutty Rosemi's John Wick watchalong thumbnail was!!! ToT UOOOOH UOOOH!!! BRATTY ROSE NEEDS CORRECTION! ToT UOOOH UOOOOOH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeCpVvMJ01U
selen starting!!!!!!!!!!

>>53049007
Why not add veggies in everything you fat fuck

>>53049264
veggies don't make you skinny, are you retarded?

>>53049007
apparently that's what the dish calls for though. learn to eat your veggies anon

>>53049317
I'm so hungry

>>53049197
nope! I think it's better to not share so other anons can project and reply with fanart of their oshi's.

>>53048886
Calling you guys incels really hurts you guys, doesn't it? I always see you bitching about it out of nowhere. We finally found a word that causes you extreme pain.

>>53049106
why did vox let two homos pack his asshole full of cum

I want to cummy all over Pomu's tummy

I keep seeing this narrative that GFE is hated by "sisters" while BFE is lauded but whereas I saw nothing but sympathy from women towards Rushia after her incident Vox continues to get shit on like crazy for "encouraging parasocialism".

Wife really enjoys killing people

>>53049317
>raw carrots

instead of hating sisters we need to be more dedicated and creative like them
i need my 200 page pomu fanfic

>In case I'm getting shit on I might make a custom lobby so I can at least pretend to be good
>you know with my fragile ego and all
>you know what maybe my ego is too big and I deserve to get beat down and all HAHAHAHAHA

I love Selen and her fragile ego

>>53049361
A very respectable decision from a member of a very respectable fanbase.

>>53049415
raw carrots are good with ranch dressing ...

>>53049128
Comfydant.

>>53049415
RAW CARROTS ROCK I JUST ATE 12 BABY CARROTS

>>53049218
She has been implying for months now that she's getting a swimsuit. And huge knockers...

>>53049078
I think a liver who does less frequent but more special content would be interesting. it's also easier on my schedule. if they're not live frequently, I'd want some alternate for audience interaction like viewer submissions or aftertalk zatsus

>>53049422
This. Best art and fanfiction/doujins comes from sisters. Male fanbase just bitches and does nothing.

>>53049384
Low test Pomie.
I want to cum inside of Pomu and drown her womb in it as an expression of our love for each other.
Our 3 children and 1 adopted son (Jack) will be the proof of our love for future generations.

>>53049396
almost like it's shitposting and should never be taken seriously!

I wanted to talk about taking Koto-chan to a love hotel but it looks like you guys are busy.

selen clearly doesnt care about anyone but her self

>>53049396
Gender war bullshit is all they have. Nobody bites their bait otherwise.

>>53049423
/haha/ is two blocks down

>>53049514
based, there's no reason to actually care about anyone but yourself

>>53049514
>yugo_younoticedthat.png

>>53049440
>>53049479
the only people who I've seen enjoy raw carrots were white

>>53049507
If anything I think BFE-doers are hated the most. They get called sex pests and groomers. They are anathema to male fans who defend GFE with their lives. I see far more men despise "fujos" (a catch-all term for female fans of males) then female fans despise males.

Jesus christ how many times has wife's son gotten sick

>>53047889
Phantomo, that Irys track was really beautiful and melancholic. I understand the pain. Here’s mine in return:
https://youtu.be/ViAYWNpNwZo

>>53049486
Do you watch Ren?
You should watch Ren.

slow day for baitposters huh

>>53049440
Raw carrot strips are good in sandwiches

>>53049543
actual psychopath behavior

>>53049540
pluck you...

>friends vs friends
>playing by herself
selen...

Stop fighting.

always be your own best friend

>>53049495
Same but Kotoka, Meloco, Scarle and Aia

>>53049560
I don't see your point

>>53049540
yeah and /nijien/ is right here

Youtube being really funny right now. Youtube is really stupid. Since there so many people that come into Nina's live graduation. Youtube thought Nina getting popular and start blasting Nina's shorts everywhere.

>game called Friends vs Friends
>Selen doing it solo
a year ago this would have been a collab

Making fun of Selen can be funny but I wish anons would stop bullying dragoons…

>>53049608
>released vp of her being your imouto
giwtwm

>>53049672
They deserve it considering they shit on the entire branch constantly

>>53049494
I'm starting up my drawing reps
i want to try fanfiction but i need to read some first to get a feel

>>53049648
One last hehe from our hag

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAHAHA I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAANNNNND HAHAHAHA WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAHAHAHAHA
WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAANNNNN HAHA I SWEAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAHAHA I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAANNNNND HAHAHAHA WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAHAHAHAHA
WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAANNNNN HAHA I SWEAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53049568
>irys
That aside, i'll listen to it when I get home, im out eating with my family right now

>>53049560
Yeah because raw carrots on banh mi isn’t a thing

>>53049704
I can't take this seriously

>>53049672
>Making fun of Selen can be funny
Kill yourself

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

I wish I didn't watch the graduation stream, I can't see Selen the same way anymore fuck

>doesn't instantly get matched with 3 other people in 5 seconds
>wow this game is dead
stupid bitch not every game has 34782934 million concurrent players like your dumb esports games

if I got into nijien and wanted to do a collab with somebody where I teach them how to program a small simple game like asteroids, wordle, arkanoid etc who do you think would be up for it?

>>53049514
Based
Much more real than those hypocrites who post "nijien is a Big family" on twitter

>>53049750
Nah, Selen actually deserves it sometimes

>>53049422
Do you really want to test my 8 years of /r/dirtypenpals reps

>>53049741
I didn't mean for my comment to sound mean or dismissive. I apologize.

>>53049755
God I hate Thompson

>>53049761
How?

>>53049761
I appreciated it, now I know I'm not the only one who has a terrible habit of laughing nervously during sad moments.

>>53049788
vesper

>>53049792
Then don't cry when people shit on the others Nijis in retaliation

>>53049690
>entire branch is shit
>"No you can't shit on them!"

>>53049798
yes hit me with it
we need to create to keep the hopes of our girls alive

>>53049851
Ok

my balls itch

>>53049860
And behavior like this is exactly why we bully dragoons. Now pull your pants down.

>>53049860
You can just don't throw a hissy fit when we shit on your cunt of an oshi back

I'm still in disbelief that Nina is just gone... bros, I need a hug ;-;

>>53049881
*lick lick*

>>53049881
dunk them in hot water and soak for 3 hours

>>53049913
cmere

>>53049765
To be fair anon that does mean the game is dead.
I play Gundam Evo and it takes awhile to queue into a game.
Then the next game has mostly the same players. Because the playerbase is very small

Gay Luigi...

selen vs gay luigi

Solo Selen OPs should be banned because only shitstirrers make OPs with only Selen in them

>>53049708
Sorry, I’m running on 7 hours of sleep in 2 days, sometimes I type phonetically if I get really tired! Have a great dinner!

>>53050006
gay Bowser
coincidence?

I miss Nina's feet

>>53049560
how'd you guess.....

>>53050054
Gay Luigi is from Hotel Mario I think. Gay Bowser is from Mario 64.

>>53050019
Selen is a part of nijien, kys

>>53050081
my childhood of watching my white classmates down bags of raw baby carrots for lunch

>>53048394
Oh! Thank you, Quildren.
One of the reasons I want to have kids too is to give them a wonderful childhood and see them grow into awesome people without losing touch with their inner child, that sense of wonder you had when you’d stay up all night waiting for a field trip, or explore the woods or the park, or go to arcades. I want to be a good parent because it was really lonely growing up and I don’t want my own kids to feel that, or other’s kids for that matter.

>>53050111
To everyone's chagrin...

>>53049992
if you can find a game in a less than a minute the game is by definition alive

Kotoka should be allowed to use every model in the company due to her shapeshifting powers.

Selen is obliterating this guy with sheer FPS talent. She really is the best at FPS games.

Who in NijiEN for this feel?

SELEN IS FUCKING THIS GUY RN

selen is never happier than when she wins

>>53050247
All she had to sacrifice was her personality and relationships with her coworkers

>>53050147
an excellent snack

>>53050255
Ike and Vox. I mean me. I mean Vox.

>>53050255
elira and pomu and selen and rosemi and reimu and fulgur and aia and meloco

SHe's not even that good fuck her

>>53050255
mori ougai's daughter, mari mori

>>53050241
honestly. she should be able to stream as yugo, zaion, and nina

Gay Luigi is SEETHING

>>53050330
me when I pity your mom at the brothel

>>53050255
(Me) and (You) on the right
CNsister on the left

>>53050255
Contextually this would refer to samurai style pederasty.
So Elira.

>>53050330
t. gay luigi

>>53050241
that would be kino. And use 3Ds as well.

>>53049993
Please post more slutty bikini Rosemi she's so fucking hot.

>>53050358
She has to touch them first. Nobody would touch Zaion.

That was some lame ass flirting

>>53050296
>laugh at Holo because of the "forced" friendship
>cries when Selen is honest with her co-worker relationships
???

>>53049860
I don't believe for a second that this is an actual dragoon.

>>53050437
this anon is jaded...

>>52980828
>>52981014
>>52981036
alright I saw this post earlier and finally got to this part on stream, Nina wasn't as smart as you said and what I assumed. She created account for nijisanji but didn't end up using it and kept using old account with changed name, that's a pretty big security risk still. What I thought she did based on that post and what every corpo vtuber should be doing is make corpo steam account and use that to play but buy games on private account and use the steam family share feature to make your private game library available on corpo account

>>53050454
You aren't wrong

>>53050445
>"forced"
So you're claiming Holo friendship isn't forced? Way to out yourself Holobrony.

Vox was right...

>>53050437
>>53050514
I can't even keep track of these schizo narratives anymore. Who are we supposed to be mad at this time?

>>53050445
If you love Hololive so much why don't you marry it?

>>53050255
Everyone in this stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4q_PzlswfY
Also part 2 when?

>>53049993
>both kanada-jin
>wearing america bikinis
what
.

>>53050484
>buy games on private account and use the steam family share feature to make your private game library available on corpo account
I would imagine nijisanji would be autistic about playing the game on the account you bought

>>53050514
>said the guy who wants fake friendship on the branch
Nice irony, retard

>>53050445
>>53050514
Very real

>>53050569
Which is what family share does.

>>53050553
What narratives, there's streams going on.

>>53050294
Selen is never happy.................................................................................

https://twitter.com/S888403/status/1677666324624080897?s=20

nijien for this feel?

>>53049792
>only sometimes
lmao

>>53050445
be professional and don't air your dirty laundry/imply shit. It's that easy and Selen fails at it. I am sure half the branch doesn't super care for Nina either but they put on a proper face and did what needed to be done.

>>53050294
most people are happy when they win

>>53050655
Alban

>>53050596
no I meant forcing them to use the actual account they bought it on

>>53050419

wife... why do you keep fucking up

>>53050688
I don't think they'd do that. They understand opsec.

>>53050563
sonny voice acting death during childbirth NEVER

>>53050426
i thought it was a picture with them

During the Lazusydia days Selen was quite well liked ITT, I wonder if one day Fagoons will realize it's their own bad behavior that led to this outcome

>>53050111
Hopefully that won't be the case for much longer

>>53050734
Good.

>>53050702
Because he need some stern dick in his job

>>53050255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O215inrg3JY

Who in NijiEN for this one?

>>53050663
Ah yes because Luxiem never did anything like that or worse right?
>"Covid, sure"

>>53050655
me and vanta (he's on the bottom)

>>53050786
RENT L FREE

Wife didn't even notice it's been 6 hours. It was a lot of fun.

>>53050786
Buy your own Walking Talking Seanigger! Pull his string, he has six unique phrases he'll spout endlessly!

>>53050783
Pomu and Nina unironically. Millie x Every talents ironically.

>>53050786
>>53049690

>>53050753
Post like is the reason why /Haha/ hates /nijien/

>>53050783
Vox and Ike

>>53050688
why would they care it's not like they can return the games

>>53050877
Was thinking Nina and Pomu too

Wife will play it again! Zatsu time.

>>53050735
No, she touches them to unlock the ability to transform into them, and then she takes a picture of herself to transform. Like the movie Jumper, but in reverse.

You guys are really bored really feels like it’s just 2 people shit flinging each other

Will Enna kill herself today?

>>53050864
>cant refute my argument
>start to project
Every single time
>>53050888
Maybe don't shit on Selen every day?

>>53050890
So just like Selen with nijiEN

>>53050666
yeah but for selen winning is better than sex

>>53050786
I looove whataboutisms

>>53050319
Vox...

>>53050746
I don't know why they want Selen in Holo so much, they realize she collabs with men all the time right? She would just be another Mori, and they hate Mori.

Did Selen actually say anything worth hearing or is it just schizos over interpreting everything?

>>53050945
Maybe don't shit on the entire branch every day?

>>53050942
Not now dragoon

They are still here huh

>>53050996
>>53050939
It's this. Just a couple of discordfags who really want to drive a wedge between Selen and the rest of the fanbase, and they've been hard at work on it for over a year.

>>53050996
she said she'll fuck me next year at AX if I buy a ticket

>Elira image spam stops
>Shitposting ramps up
Hmm

>>53051010
see >>53049851

>>53050996
Nah it's another fake ass war

>>53050993
they like Mori now that she does ASMR and puts her breasts in thumbnails
They like Towa and she collabs with men, and Korone got only 400 dislikes during her street fighter training arc

>>53050942
I would laugh

Sex with Peto

>>53051080
Nobody was shitting on Selen until you mentally ill Fagoons started Holobegging and attacking the rest of the branch.

>>53051058
Selen already "set boundaries" between herself and the rest of the fanbase

>>53051128
Mori has done ASMR for years WTF, that's not something new at all.

>>53050996
just your daily scheduled ape hooting

>>53051058
Selen's already been doing that herself

This image never failed to make me laugh
It's like a cult
Thank God Selen would never do something like this

>>53050996
Here is the QRD anon:
>Selen is a huge autist who has massive difficulty connecting to people who don't share her esports hobbies, as a result, she's not very comfortable around the rest of the branch and mostly does things alone
>Schizos among the dragoons cope with this by saying that this is in fact a good thing because the rest of the branch sucks and that Selen doesn't really count as part of niji in the first place (because the rest of niji sucks)
>Schizos among the fans of the rest of the niji livers spread deranged rrats about Selen hating the rest of the branch because she doesn't talk to them
>This turns into a self-fueling cycle of schizo vs schizo hatred, and because this shithole board attracts so many schizos, you're not allowed to talk about Selen on this board anymore
It's yet another case of the severely mentally ill ruining stuff for everyone else and more evidence for why they should be quarantined away from the rest of society

>Idiots in thread: SELEN IS SO MAD AND HATES EVERYONE AND SHE'S GOING TO LEAVE NIJISANJI AND I'M GOING TO KILL HER AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>Selen on stream right now: happy

>>53051185
offtopic but I have seen like a clip of it and how come they are allowed to show their actual hands without gloves? That's so fucked.

>>53051164
>memoryholing what happened on the late Ethyria era

https://twitter.com/ShibeDraws/status/1677761291979464705

Can't we all just get along?

>>53050996
I'd say don't make the same mistake as me by watching it, she's still very entertaining and I'll keep watching her esp on collabs but it ruined her image for me irreparably, there's this element of being able to relate and empathize with livers that just can't happen anymore because her whole online persona feels completely fabricated and all her emotions and feelings by extension, nothing about her feels genuine anymore to me.