/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cum

Pippa love~!

Another thread another descent into misery.

catch

stinky

>>52983243

I miss Lia
I just wish I could have her faulty heart and she could have my healthy heart

grim...

Yeah I’m a Liker, a Lumi Liker

>>52983371

phase weekly became mid anyway so I won't be watching either way

Pippa LOVE

I have to renew my license next week. I will opt in to being an organ donor so Lia can have my heart if I am to die anytime soon.

>>52983430
Take care of your card info you silly cunt

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

Am I getting a dose of pipkin today?

I love Shiina!

>>52983450
> die
> your heart gets transplanted into your oshi
> it gets rejected

>>52983642
Hahaha
Maybe

>>52983642
Yes

Airi is cute and sick

Is Pippa streaming tonight??? I don't think I am going to make it.

>>52983430
nothing she does is actually remotely entertaining, so probably for the best

>>52983642
ask again in an hour.

>>52983681
It's true!

>>52983371
>>52983413
With the whole team falling apart Lumi seems like the only member doing well... and not only is she doing well, shes never been stronger! Maybe she does sap others of life force

>>52983510
Shit happens. I got my card number stolen from a gas pump

What's the over under on a Pippa stream tonight?

ピッパ抱きします!

>>52983450
You Lia Likers are cute and are big goslings despite never posting gosling pics

poopa pippkin

1 hour

>>52983911
BALD

>>52983822
Lia Likers and Capipi's are a tier above Goslings. Idk what you would call them.
If anything were to happen to Pippa or Lia, there would legit be a couple suicides.

>>52983689
I'm afraid that panko is descended from saracan raiders rather than being true roman stock

>>52983944
Not happening, sorry /pcg/.

>>52983161
Best phaser to watch for slow brain damage?

>>52984034
wemi

>>52983997
I prefer to be called profoundly retarded and yes I would kill myself if anything was to happen to Pippa.

new Lia schedule dropped

haha lot of health problems in phase connect as of late

>>52983681
! *coofs*

>>52983982
moom stop...

~a little bit of tenma, in your heart~

>>52984068
>having chest pains
>playing horror game with heart rate monitor
LIA STOP TRYING TO KLL MY OSHI YOU DUMB CUNT

Reminder that Panko is Hachikuji

>>52983911

>>52984068
>punkalopi
bros...

>>52984068
>Lia and Lopi
Is this her first Phase collab or am i forgetting one?

>>52984068
>tranny supporter collab

>>52984002
Her toe form is clearly Roman though
just like mine

I would rape, kill & die for Lia.

>>52984068
odds that 2.5 is the thing she's excited for? tenma was pretty excited for hers

>>52984002
>saracan raiders
If you are going to shitpost at least make sure it makes sense

>>52984068
why do they all play the same games

>>52984225
based Lia and Punkalopi gonna work the anti's into a seethe this week.

>>52984218
>>52984225
This is Lia we're talking about, why tf are you surprised?

>>52984068
>lopi
bleh

>>52984223
She's shamelessly stolen viewers from Pippa in the past, that sort of counts as a collab right?

>>52984072
Besides Pippa and Lia, who else has health issues?

Also seems that heart issues are a thing, not sure if this is some kind of gimmick or they're actually sick

>>52984225
I don't think Lia is for you

>>52984068
Lia and Punaklopi will be fun. Her meeting Lia during the offkai tour was wholesome.

I love this Panda

>>52984371
wemi has brain damage

>>52984431
it's kayfabe anon.

>>52984378
what happened to the likers that hated trannies huh

>>52984371
Lumi doesn’t have a heart

>women

>>52984371
Tenma has heart issues

>>52984475
Current Likers will defend anything Lia does. They are truly the most whipped and cucked fanbase.

>>52984475
I'm right here. TTD.

>>52984371
Tenma and I guess Shiina too. Tenma just got back from hiatus from a routine surgery. I suppose you could throw in Uruka and her ongoing battle with voice issues too.

>>52984461
Yeah...

>>52984561
It's a fucking cult and it's weird as fuck.

:DDD

>>52984422
Is her mank-o stank-o?

>Lopi no showed the tranny thing
>Lopi no showed the wonder AI shit show after watching what happened to Shiina and Lia
why am I supposed to be upset?

>>52984475
Ever seen that greentext of the guy who came out as trans to his friend and his friend immediately fucked him in the ass and proposed to him which stopped his transition? Likers are that friend.

>>52984649
'O.

>>52984475

>>52984388
Punkalopi threw Pippa under the bus during the hogleg mostly peaceful protest.

>>52984680
Lopi is just a flake

>>52984680
You're supposed to be obsessed with trannies. You are supposed to be constantly be paranoid about trannies and despise anyone who might even be neutral about trannies. Trannies should be the only thing you EVER think about.

>>52984649
>who remembers

>>52983371
>lumi liker
>not a lumi truster

>>52984371
>Also seems that heart issues are a thing, not sure if this is some kind of gimmick or they're actually sick

Those who have heart problems might be due to being sedentary for so long. I can tell from experience, that can bite you in the ass even if you're not obese

>>52984698
This is literally me when I'm eepy

>>52984775
things that never happened.

>>52984783
Lopi doxxed herself for the first time for Lia

>>52984371
uruka has gigantism

>>52984823
I Trust Lumi more than I trust myself

>>52984475
i hope all trannies, without exception, commit aliven't
t. liker

>>52984867
but only on her booba and dumpy, rest is perfectly normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MphWs5tmjqI

>>52984775
She stood up for pippa though....

Lopi must not be that bad is she still associates with Phase Connect and is a friend of Pippa ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>52984899
Prepare for your downfall.
>Heh, I've already fallen
You're going to fall even further

Who is Phase Connect's best wife & why is it Kaneko Lumi?

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>52984371
>>52984371
Tenma and Shiina but they're getting better. Wemi lives on the edge of death at all times. Airi seems to get sick often.

I love Airi, as a whore.

>>52985016
I made this post.

>>52985022
No pipteeth

>>52984862
I was watching Punkalopi stream when a chat bought it up and she brapped herself trying to distance herself from it. Immediately dropped & anti'd

Ember is very healthy.

>>52984865
she did a full face dox on twitter way before that.

>>52984475
Some of them believe trans ideology is gay/bi erasure and I kind of see their argument.
Gender dysphoria is automatically assumed to be something that needs to be "fixed" with medical intervention, even though there are tons of studies showing many gay/bi people had a short phase with gender dysphoria and didn't come out believe they were trans in the end.

>>52984867
Uruka has testicular elephantitis

>>52985145
That's gay. Stop being gay. It's gross.

>>52985016
I made this post.

Shiina quit being so in your own head you lovable retard

>>52985145
Finland illegalized it after professional independent studies showed that castrating people who might be a little confused and destroy their bodies with experimental pharmaceutical products may not be the best thing for their mental health

>>52984371
panko has dwarfism and tourettes

>>52984475
Got reality checked a bit too often. Now they keep mostly quiet about it.

Why are there so many tranny lovers in here. Likers & pee-pees on vacation?

>>52985134
Ember swallows big macs like tic tacs

>>52985348
>studies
Common sense could have told them that for free.

>>52985433
I'm busy making sure this brat streams tonight.

Who is more likely to kill you from heartbreak and why is it Tenma?

P.S. don't die on us pls I will become a macho man for you so I can show you before you leave us

>Lia had the thread melting down out of concern
>now has poltards melting down because of a collab partner
Lia holds too much power. How did she get so powerful?

>>52984519
>>52984633
>>52985037

so what's Shiina's first language? she seemed hesitant to talk about it. She also said somethimg about ESL, but I didn't catch it. She not American??

>>52984475
I hate trannies but accept that Lia doesn't

>>52985518
nuliker...

>>52985554
half jap

>>52985433
I do not care enough about trannies to go on a crusade against people who don't affect me.

>>52985518
she's Lia!

>>52985518
We've had lopi melties before when her 'trans rights? yes trans rights" clip gets posted.

>>52985591
No she's a full chink.

>>52985554
Mando

Today I will watch airi...maybe

>>52983997
Because they give off serious little sister energy (yes, even Lia).

The loss of a girlfriend is one thing, the loss of a beloved family member is another.

>>52985454
Gotta maintain that absolute dumptruck of an ass
https://youtu.be/IDKiz98nq78?t=1426

>>52985554
Mom and grandparents are ethnically Chinese, grew up partially in Canada and the second language was French because of French language school up there. She's mentioned it on stream before. She went to visit her grandpa for the grave cleaning holiday recently.

>>52985518
idk Lopi is fine in my book. again: Lopi must not be that bad is she still associates with Phase Connect and is a friend of Pippa.

>>52985661
NOOOOOOO PUTT PUTT

Phase friend Amelia Watson is teaching us about anatomy today

>still no waiting room

>>52985560
She is grossed out by them (understandable) but she is a cali whitish college girl so the conditioning is hard to break. I'm helping her tap in to her inner sneed.

>>52985811
fuck off

>>52985661
This reminds me of the time my kid sister walked in on me flapping when I was young. I nearly had a heart attack when she asked what I was doing

>>52985811
>phase friend tourist was a new ip in both threads
kill yourself

If you could say one thing to your oshi that’s she’s guaranteed to hear what would it be?

jelly please eat my geoduck

>>52985661
God, I want to feed this brat great food filled with proper nutrients and vitamins so she finally stops being a feeble weak girl so fucking much...

>>52985433
sorry, I've been using this last week to be productive instead of shitposting.

>>52985661
This is is me when I give Wemi candy from my van.

>>52985746
thank you, my dude

>>52985853
It's not looking good bros. I keep refreshing her twitter every 5 seconds but nada

>>52985948
I would tell Lia that she needs to go to a god damned cardiologist.

>>52985935
By any chance do you watch Pippa now?

>>52985948
Please marry me Pippa

>>52985974
you sick fuck

>>52985811
Sounds cool I'll check it out

>>52986017
Chest pains are not necessarily heart-related. She should go see a regular doctor to determine her actual issue.

>>52985853
Honestly, I want to go to bed early.

>>52985974
gotta make sure she sleeps more than 3hrs a day too.

>>52985935
What's flapping ESL anon?

>>52985948
I love you Pippa.

>>52986022
No. Also aside from being my sister she was like 6 at the time. It was very much not a doujin situation.

>>52984068
7 of the 8 look good. The only one I'm w/e about is password game. strong Lia week otherwise.

>>52985948
wemi please please please post your sweaty boxers on twitter... i need it so bad please post it quick... my vision is going black wemi oh god

>>52985948
Please turn me into compost for your weed and rat infested disaster of a garden Pippa let me be the dirt beneath your feet pipipipipi

>>52986022
who?

>>52986236
That's very romantic

>>52985948
I don't speak moonrunes

>>52985370
yeah she's Italian

>>52984649

Does Uruka have Marfan syndrome?

>>52984068
lia and punaklopi should be fun
i was worried they would collab valorant or something

>>52985965
More like geoducklet

>>52984649
JERRY JERRY JERRY

>>52986398
needs drool

>>52986398
YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND

>>52986343

Panko should graduate

>>52986514

>>52984649
I want to nibble on her cute little fangs as she squirms, unable to get away from me because she knows she needs it

>>52985105
got a receipt?

>>52985433
I hate transsexualism, I just don't see the point in getting work up over it on vt. I'll save that for real life.

>>52986577
>forgot to click on spoiler
I am going to kill myself. Bye guys.

>>52985948
please collab with albino again

>less than 30 minutes

YOU
HAVE
DAMAGED
MY
HEART
OH
YEAH

(sorry Lia)

>>52986661
bye

It's Friday night, do you seriously have no plans besides watching vtubers...?

>>52986621
That's a great face but the pit and shoulder is a little creepy looking

>>52986661
Death before dishonor
You were a good shitposter anon

>>52986671
that spelunky stream was kino

>>52985454
That's so fucking hot.

>>52986597
This but instead of jelly it's Wemi and instead of nibbling it's brushing her teeth.

>>52986758
Does jerking off to vtubers count?

>>52986689
it's over

[Pippa Status]

Lia covering Heart Challenger was a secret message

>>52986758
I took a night ride earlier (much like Ryan Gosling in the motion picture (Drive).

>Excited for Lia return
>Lia has unfortunate news about her health and doesn't have much time left
>Excited for Pippa reutn
>...
This was supposed o be a triumphet day

>>52986514

>>52986892
Finally. It had to be done.

>>52986570
So it was YOU this whole time!

>>52986758
Yeah I'm going to go workout soon, hopefully while listening to Pippa

>>52983243

>>52986689
I'm just assuming she is going to take the rest of the week off and return tuesday.

>>52986758
Oh I have a plan alright.
I am about to go to sleep and dream about vtubers.
Lucid dreams.
I think you can tell what is going to happen, if you get me.
I'm gonna plough the fuck out of the field so I can gather all my crops to feed my family with Lia in the countryside.
Our farm nestled around a small mountain range with a waterfall that has a little cave behind it that we always travel to to make love in.
See you tomorrow.

Is shiina horny today? Her voice sounds a little huskier than usual.

>>52986968
nice catch
>>52983314
you'll get 'em next time

>>52987051
its not easy keeping up the voice for 6-12 hours.

>>52986758
I'm waiting on my cinnamon rolls to proof and bottling kombucha after Pippa and Airi are both done.

>>52986824
Shes never coming back...

>>52986760
the booba weight probably stretched out her armpit skin, hence the folds

>>52987051
Does someone have the menstrual chart?

>>52986868
I'm gonna do this if Pippa doesn't show.

Odds Pippa is going to cancel tonight because of Shiina's birthday stream?

>>52987060

>>52987051
i know i am

>>52987238
based, put on some synthwave too

>>52985948
Can you say my name on stream, it would amke me happy...

>>52987260
Hopefully/10

>>52987260
they need to stop this nonesense.
the company is too big to be canceling stream becuase of boring birthday overlap.

birthday streams are shit, anyways. it's kudoboards and fanbase masturbation.

>>52984475
Dislike trannies, but Lia doesn't and that's fine. I don't know shit about who lopi is, is she a tranny or something?

>>52986758
Trying to put baby to sleep (she won't), fold laundry, change air filters.

>>52987260
pretty low, a short stream into raiding her birthday stream would be a better idea than that

>>52987260
95% of Pippas audience doesn't watch other vtubers.

Pippa will not be streaming tonight

>>52987300
>>52987238
we drive bros

>>52985948
Lumi stop eating salads you prudish bitch and fucking vore me. Just this one time I need you to eat and digest me so I can feel your stomach acids dissolve me into warm sludge. I want to slide down your gullet and slosh around in your belly before your body absorbs me and converts me into boob flesh. Please Lumi, imagine how great it will feel to skimp on your diet and have me inside you. Imagine waking up from your food induced coma and discovering that your boobs have grown three sizes. You deserve better than eating rabbit food and I'm more than happy to help you indulge. We can schedule a time and place to meet so please open your DMs on Twitter if that interests you.

>>52987360
>Lopi was asked to do a vtuber tranny marathon
>initially agreed
>then no showed and never appeared
>still associates and is willing to do business with Phase Connect talents
she is fine in my book

>>52987360
she's the stereotypical tatted up degenerate leftist

>>52987260
She wasn’t gonna stream tonight anyway.

>>52987468
Again, must not be that stereotypical if she if friends with Pippa and Phase Connect.

>>52986767
genuinely some of the funniest shit ive ever seen

>>52987446
we also jong

>>52987525
>friends
no there's only oppurtunists here

>It's 15 minutes till 9pm and Pippa still hasn't put up a waiting room or made a post anywhere.

Its over, she's cancelling.

>>52987451
Holy fucking based

>>52986758
I now hope to dream again aboout this lonely post-apocalyptic metropolis with grass growing over abandoned buildings and subways. Animals roamed the streets too. I felt at peace when I was there.

>>52987596
pippa is taking a break, stop being so dramatic

Well with no Pippa, any Phase Friends?

did she fall asleep?

>>52987596
She's coping with permanent teeth problems. Leave her be.

>>52987694
Phase Friend Femanon is seething right now.

Scuff kino

10ma on the telly

>>52987699
ripp the pipp

>>52987774
Can I get a link though? I want to hit on her as a grey name

>>52987694
Phase Friends Shiina/Lumi/Deerotic are live and Phase friend AI ri is on in 10 minutes

>>52987849
Oh thanks I love phase friend kaneko lumi

>>52985948
I love you (platonically) For real though I would thank her for the effort she puts into vtubing and to place her health first

trying to think of cringe story to submit to Lia for her stream next week

>>52987694
Iori is reading kudoboard
Parot4chan is streaming left4dead

>>52987845
Here you go https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

When I get back to college I'll find a small pretty Korean girl. One we fuck I'll play Shiina ASMR on my headphones

I spent 70 minutes writing one maro for Lia's collab. I have to wake up in 2 hours for my 20 hour shift what am i doing with my fucking life man

Did you all forget Pippa is literally half dead from getting a tooth pulled?

>>52987694
why is she brown is playing tf2

>>52988066
Literally who? I’m watching Yellow Whore right now.

>>52988056
You only sleep for 4 hours? Are you doing NavySEAL training or what?

>>52988056
Lia doesn't have much time, so a maro to her is worth it because she might be gone soon.

>>52988056
Your sacrifice is not in vain anon

>>52988066
Today was always a maybe, but I still have hope

>>52987599
Holy shit that real!??

>>52988130
Pippa aka the girl who literally got Yellow Whore her job in Phase Connect

>>52988066
man I just want to hear her voice

>>52988066
Imagine what would happen if i pull my dick out of her! Better leave it inside her warm cooch

I'm addicted to (you)s. I will do literally anything for more (you)s. Please don't feed my addiction, I already have enough of Lia for me to fall into despair once more.

It's so fucking over

>>52988217
I want to hear her lisp

>>52988066
Its a fucking tooth being pulled, not open heart surgery. And people are asking where she is because she said she would be back tonight.

>52988246
Okay

>>52988246
:3

>>52988217
I know how you feel...

>>52988212
Wow what complete revisionist history. Lumi is the one who got Pippa her job at Phase, in fact Phase wouldn't even exist without Lumi.

>>52988232
Anon the bacteria is too strong for you. Please reconsider

>>52988066
My sympathies, she should take another week off

>>52985348
That can't be right? Surely an European country will have to follow all the rules of the European Union or be fined for it? Euro countries have no autonomy on these issues, right?

[Lumi news] Sometimes she gets a pain in her finger from schlicking too much

>>52988279
she said she would be back tonight *at the earliest*

>>52988212
Doesn’t ring a bell, can you keep things on topic please

>>52987986
>>52987845
Lmfao I thought you were gonna share gura cosplay seething femanon she's live too

This isn't as bad as the 2 weeks in October but boy is my schizophrenia flaring up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elh0GZrwHkI

>>52987694
Phase Friend Shiina is streaming all day... She's talking with Tenma and Uruka is in chat right now.

>>52988323
[Lumi News fact check] True

>>52988323
and still has a quarter of the subs

>>52988212
Don't take shitty anti bait

Do you guys like small corpo vtubers only or small youtubers too?

>>52988390
That's a really cute picture

>>52987596
yeah she got suspended for the camalot shit

>>52988217
I'm doing VOD reps.
The first Tarkov/Sleepy stream seems pretty kino

twitch.tv/pippa

>>52988459
I like (You)

>>52988279
She said maybe. Nothing solid.

uuuuuuu I miss Pippa

>9pm
>No Pippa tweet or waiting room
It's so over bros

>>52988066
To be fair, she'd be fully dead if she doesn't get it pulled. Mouth infections are nasty business.

>>52988459
>phase
>small

>>52988279
anybody with a brain would have read her tweet and not expected anything tonight

>>52988363
Yes but if she's cancelling then taking 2 seconds to make a post to tell her fans on twitter would be common courtesy.

>>52988565
she already said shes not streaming

[Sad News]
Tenma blew up in upper orbit like the Challenger

>>52988390
Do you have one poking her breasts or panties?

I still can't believe the ants consumed Pippa...

Airi is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8jjtap_VAs

>>52986758

just watch airi

>>52988602
thats what the "short hiatus" in her name is for

>>52988475
I made a few more.

>>52988698
fuck you

>>52988602
She's busy sucking my cock right now go touch grass incel

let her rest, losing 3 teeth is traumatic, esp as a girl, she probably feels like a monster

>>52988698
FUUUUUUUUUUCK SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

>>52988602
genuine retardation

Everything is going to be okay. What's one more day

Can the containment breaker ask Airi to come here and see our posgs about her?

Shiina seems very fertile for a hag.

>>52988267
I want to hear it so bad.

>>52988766
she already did before so what difference does it make

>>52988754
i bet it's easy since she doesnt have teeth

>>52988805
>one more
lmao

>tfw withdraw

someone post the ESL king soundpost, please. thanks

Airi is dead
Long live AI-ri

>>52988807
Do not lead the wolf here, she doesn't deserve that.

>>52988631
Yes actually.

>>52988807
Kill yourself

>>52988805
Its only one more day of misery is how I've gotten through most of my life~!

>>52988805
4
Shes not streaming until Tuseday

>>52988698
SKUB HATE

>>52988636
Airi...

>>52988741
as long as you aren't pinching bito cheeks

>>52988904
at the earliest

i love skub

I MISS PIPPA

>>52988893
Thank you

>>52988904
anti post
this is an anti post
fuck you

AI ri...

>>52988698
Skub LOVE!

>>52988770
>>52988745
>>52988905
Kill yourselves, skub is great.

>>52988981
You call it an anti post because you can't accept the truth

why dont harines just go watch one of the many phase friends they love so much

>Airi is having to use her vacation days to be sick

>>52989033
there is no such thing as phase friends, only pippa orbiters

RIP APOLLO TENMA

Would you still love Pippa if she had no tooth at all?

>>52988599
When you see this look, you know you're fucked.

It's been a year now. Pippa has still shown no sign of life. Should I kill myself?

>>52989033
I am watching Phase Friend The Almighty Loli and his niggerindian friend Shota right now.

>overworks until sick
>can't work because sick
>average amount of work stays the same
airi...

>>52989111
easier to get the sucky sucky from her

>>52988698
Why does everyone get so bent out of shape over skub? It's just skub.

>>52989111
GUMJOB GUMJOB WOOOOO

>>52989167
AHHHHH MICHI TITS

>>52989111
I would happily chew all her food and feed her like a baby bird.

>>52988390
Oh sweet let me check it ou- Tenma’s gone, don’t care

Consider lemon: https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Fuck it, we jong.

Well I just hope she’s getting well rested and drinking some good soup or something idk

Pippa you annoy the shit out of me with some of your shenanigans but also PIPPA LOVE

>>52989111
Then I would get her dentures and she would have all of the teeth.

>>52989033
Phase Friend Lumi is great tonight but if you had a soul you'd know nothing hits as hard as your oshi after a long break.

>>52984068
I don't watch Lopi besides clips, but she seems pretty fun and high energy.

>>52989215
I'm tired of seeing her. She streams too much for me to care.

>>52989229

>>52989209
based

>>52989071
>3 sick days a year.
Poor Pon...

>Airi gets the lowest amount of sick days the company can legally give her
>they still call her when she's out sick

>>52988506
I love that when the link gets posted no matter what 10 to 20 people join her chat lol

>Tfw we're getting more activity from gura than real Pippa
Grim

>>52989263
She doesn't stream enough.

>>52989199
What about them?

>>52989302
>real Pippa
What did he mean by this

>>52989308
I like them

jesus christ you needy fucks can't go half a week without the rabbit

I like Lumi more and more each day

oh you poor poor pipnigs, can't say I feel sorry for you, this is karma for all your misdeeds

She's going to take the whole week off.

>>52989366
SHE DID THIS TO US

>>52989355
Understandable.

>>52989384
this is how I felt during the arcs of the last few months

How exactly did Lia get away with calling jew's "tightwads?"

>>52988824
Bruh, hag doesn't mean she's menopausic, it barely means a few years older than what you expect.

>>52989366
I kicked my addiction back in May, if these anons can’t beat the withdrawals they’re ngmi

pippa trust levels?