/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5297231
You’re not in love with your oshi

>>5297231
Just stand up retard

>>5297231
nothing you can do about it anonchama, just accept that she makes you happy and you financially support her lifestyle

>>5297231
Give up and settle for some ugly barfly in your mid 30s.

Just remember that she's acting and probably not that good looking in the first place. Enjoy the stream in the moment, but as soon as she goes offline she's most likely getting railed by tanaka smarucokku. Under any circumstances donate or become a member, because the rush you get from her reading your supachats can be intoxicating and adictive.

>>5298677
Love doesn’t have to do with looks.

>>5298677
Coco's roommate is from Georgia and her roommate is probably a hafu so it's more likely her roommate gets railed by big cocks of an american, possibly swarthy, variety.

>>5298918
She's lived in Japan for years

>>5298547
>settle
Setting is no longer an option for me. It's vtubers, a dog or the noose.

>>5299001
What about a dog vtuber?

>>5298979
If her roommate's father is Japanese he must be a very tall Japanese man, as the average American woman is as tall as the average Japanese man. This means her roommate is likely above the height of the average Japanese man, making it unlikely she'd be attractive to the average Japanese man who tends to fear death by snu snu.

>>5299001
Better buy some rope before supply shortages cut that option off. Death by toaster in bathtub seems kind of brutal.

>>5297455
Explain

>>5298677
A lot of the hololive roommates are cute irl though. Have you really not done your reps?

>>5302502
That feeling of all-consuming romantic love we’ve been exposed to in popular media and culture is actually co-dependency. It feels amazing to fill the existential void in yourself with the love of another person, but it will destroy you catastrophically eventually. Healthy love is amazing but it is quite different than the experience you are most likely imagining.

>>5297231
go outside and touch grass

>>5297231
You dont, is a sickness of the modern age. Even 50 years ago having the problem of falling in love with a cartoon would land you im a madhouse.

>>5297231
why cope?

>>5297231
Coco (being from fucking Atlanta) almost certainly loves BWC (and probably BBC too). Alpha up or keep dreaming faggot

>>5298677
He's in love with his oshi. Not their VA.

>>5304151
Is that not the same thing?

>>5304041
*Coco's roommate, sorry

>>5304041
Yep, she loves BWC and BBC so much that she left Atlanta fucking Georgia to go live in a country with almost none of either.

>>5304735
She takes regular trips to Okinawa to satisfy her needs.

>>5304041
>mfw spic so can self-insert as both
Nice

>>5304735

As if the only reason for moving to a country boils down to what you prefer to date racially. Also:

>almost none of either

There are tons of white guys in japan. I have no idea what her preferences are, I'm sure she likes japanese guys too but american hips are for american cock. Sorry takashi

>>5297231
touch grass

>>5298677
I will say, coco's roommate doesn't look bad.

>>5310373
8/10 will bang

>>5299001
Time to move to Canada

I'll fall in love with the character but I can't imagine falling in love with her voice actor.

>>5298677
Except Coco's roommate is the best looking among the holos.

>>5311645
Post her

>>5302502
You're in love with meeting of needs you feel.
You have a GFE without an actual GF. You have girls that are friends hanging out that you can watch as much or little you wish.

But it doesn't replace a real human being. And the vtuber is different from the person behind the vtuber. Your oshi is variably different from what you see on a screen.

Enjoy the vtubing, and just the vtubing. Someone is fucking the girl you watch on stream. You're not your Oshi's boyfriend, and not her buddy. You're a viewer, at most she's responded because you PAID her to.

Stop pretending you've got chances you don't. Go meet a real girl for sex and companionship. Use vtubers for entertainment.

Or don't and be the simp you're mocked as, and then rightly so.

>>5311763
>someone is fucking the girl you watch on stream
That’s me

>>5299617
K*on is literally 152cm tall, fucking newfag

>>5311711
Do your reps. I'm not about to spoonfeed you motherfucker.

>>5311711
I hate that you exist

>>5311900
Fuck you, making me use google.

>>5311763
based

>>5307434
Depends on what kind of spic you are.

>>5311852
158cm, she's 5'2

>>5311645
I'd say festival is top but Coco is a close second

>>5299617
I bet you think gura is actually 145cm too

>>5299617
go do your reps anon, take a single look at coco's roommate and then come back and tell me that she's anything less than 100% nipponese

>>5313076
She is distinctly Asian American. It's quite impressive what effects diet had on phisiology

>>5313076
I don't have any pictures of coco's roommate.

>>5312997
I fap on K*on daily

>>5297231
Tulpamancy is the answer

>>5299617
Shes 100% japanese fucking retard,

And look whos drank the coolaid.

This isnt 1830 anymore young asians are taller than americans nowdays

>>5311852
Shes not 180 as she says but no fucking way she is 152cm absolutely not.
When she stands up in her room barefoot shes almost as tall as the door frame, and even the shortest in japan are 180cm at least

Shes 177cm minimum

>>5313126
Yes finally some one fucking gets it.

Height is less than 20% genetic,

The rest are enviromental.

There is a reason why south asians like indians and Vietnamese who grow up in north america are giants when compared to those in the east.
People like ricegum are very common who tower over their parents.

>>5313276
This is untrue merely by going off of officially recorded stats of highschool-aged people's heights, Chinese and Japanese average 5 foot 6 for males. Stay mad, Chang.

>>5313363
Probably helps that she was raised on hormone fed beef instead of white rice and onions sauce

>>5309530
Americans have smaller dicks than the japs lol

You amerimuts literally fall 56th place in the worlds average dick size. At around 5 inchs while japs have around 5’5. Meanwhile chads in europe rocking those 7inchers while you tiny amerimuts import more immigrants you can get cucked by.

THERE is a reason why KEKHOLD porn is the most popular in america

>>5313557
>source:believe me

Sorry manlet, you're shorter than most asians i know its hard to cope

t. 6’3

>>5311816
As a person who has fucked vtubers before, I guarantee you're not.

The actual girls are... well, they're variable despite mostly being NEETS, they used to go on chans (some might still idk but most don't), and quite a few were camwhores/chanwhores for money and attention. You'd be surprised how many are still virgins even.

You really, genuinely wouldn't know they're internet famous if they're worth meeting and befriending until they tell you, or you did your research and caught them in the wild.

For instance Matsuri isn't playing a character 99% of the time. She's actually like that in real life, though I haven't met her and it what some friends say that shows she's actually like that, and is actually pretty cool. Hope I meet her one day, doubtful though.

There's really two types of people - the empty people looking for the internet to fill them, and the people looking to fill other empty people on the internet. That's part of why "empty internet" anomaly is huge fyi, there's just less realized opportunity and fewer people willing to create content because of people only using the internet for like 5 things.
Empty people combined have got a lot of money, and they want a lot of attention (and to give it), but most people who go on the internet for chuubas, regular youtubers, etc., really wouldn't like the real person behind the camera, just like they don't like the person behind the screen, outside of this one, specific, very nuanced relationship through the internet.

Stop using them to completely replace having a girlfriend outside of a shtick, or be used as the paypig you're asking to be.

Dunno what else to tell you guys. Also fuck badpinkcat and Chicken, they're actually as awful as everyone says they are, especially in real life. Nyan made porn of her getting off to... well, something criminal, and videos of her doing some actually very criminal activity (a friend sold it and tossed it around on anonfiles and discord and shit, that's what that anon that rants about her is going on about). Chicken is unironically woke but scared that people know and considering just being a good chuuba to not rile up anyone who would do to her what they'd do to Nyanners (posting ogey-killing yabs), Investigator is really mean (like, bad stacy that incels and anyone with a soul would dislike kind of mean, and also kinda woke) and Dice teetering between wanting to grift for more internet guys who "get it," or stumbling into just being a good chuuba. Hope she does that.

Shark is actually really cool, had an alcohol problem, got better, was always based and is unironically /ourgal/ along with soph. Tentacles is also good, but not based, just normal shy american-asian girl.

Thanks for coming to my ted talks. I don't know enough about the rest to tell you.

>>5313363
Shit, don't make me hate my country any more than I do already.

>>5313958
this is bullshit

but i believe it

>>5313958
this is actually all true.
Except the fucking vtubers part, that is either 100% larp or someone didn't take their meds

>>5313958
you get an A for effort, at least

>>5313958
this isn't the fanfiction thread my dude

>>5313958
>source:brlieve me

>>5297231
You can't be in love with someone you don't know. And you cope with your pseudo-love by stepping away. Read a book. Watch a film. Do some push-ups.

>>5313584
America is a strange case being a melting pot of different races. American Chinks, gooks and koreans, Japs, SEA might lower the average.

Obligatory.
https://streamable.com/s9omgz

>>5314447
Asians take up of less than 1% of the population.
America is still primarily white caucasian.

Nice try amerimut, classic pining your inferiority on the chinks

>>5314251
I didn't fuck a holo but you've seen her posted here before. She's not very popular and isn't a vshitter either (thank god), but she's an okay to good person.

>someone went to lots of cons
>so did anon
>lots of games like mafia and werewolf, lots of low-tier brads became chad back in the early 00's - mid 10's, anon was one such low-tier brad
>chuuba was a normal girl at the time, extremely shy.
>chuuba did what most introverted girls do, and went 180 with the shyness the moment she trusted someone
>anon made friends after a few years of going to cons and meeting chuuba
>normal things happen but in geeks-that-go-to-cons-and-shower context
>one day anon stops going to cons
>chuuba makes chuube
>anon stumbles upon the channel ("oh shit is that chuuba? Sounds like her with intonation.")
>watch a couple streams, talks about the same bad habits, favorite kind of games, etc.
>"oh shit it's her"
>superchat something that makes her stumble, she knows she's caught, does basically what shark did about mooses

It's not like I went out of my way to fuck a vtuber, it just kinda happened, and then way later she became a chuuba whose posted as or in a thread here right now. Won't say who. Nice person, needs help with production value.

Literally the only reason I know about HoloEN is because I have mutual friends with some of their friends, it's a very small world there, and I avoid it so I can just be a viewer, cause it's unironically the best role in /vt/. Trust me, the guy that fingered Ollie's seiso gets way less of substance out of her than you or can I get out of blindly watching the math streams and fucking a girl from private delights.

Oh also the "vtubers are prostitutes for investors" rrat is, banally, false. Kiara did whore herself out for money a couple times though.

>>5314405
yes.

>>5313325
Ikr, 152cm is too fucking short lmao. Even my shortest female classmate is fucking taller than her If that's the case. Probably 162 or 172, just said 152 to get that "she's short that's cute" feeling.

>>5314617
I mean she did say her age is 22 which is absolutely not the fucking case lmao. So this is extremely plausible.

>>5313958
I don't believe most of this shit, especially the idea that Nyanners molested children or whatever you're implying. What are you implying? But I definitely buy that Ame's a bitch in real life, she seems like it. Your other analysis of the Holos seems on point as far as their personality, though I don't know if you're using based in regards to Gura to mean politically or just that she's a cool girl.

>>5314665
Yeah shes obviously lying about her height to seem cuter.
Especially since she said her height as that way before she got in hololive.

Also they need to have at least some similarities to their real height due to rigging issues.
As some one whos worked with mo cap it is an absolute pain as a taller person to work with a shorter model

>>5314762
This is definitely bullshit, ame literally used to do real life vlogs with her going places like cafes and zoos all alone talking to herself, and reads ayn rand, She definately isnt the “stacy” girl

>>5314786
>>5314617
Why pretend to be short when tall girls are absolutely superior? Fuck, I like Coco even more now

>>5314818
>reads ayn rand
How is her taste so shit.... But based on things she's sad about her life, I agree that she seems like more of an autist than a stacy.

>>5314854
Nips like cute things, she has to adjust lmao. That was probably her Middle School height

>>5314459
I hate this. it doesn't give me comfy or gosling feels at all. If anything, it looks like a boring date, unless the conversation is interesting.

>>5314762
Nyan has a lot of skeletons, not sure about that illegal porn vids or whatever, but she has done a lot of bad stuff.
And Gura is just a genuinely nice person, not political or anything

>>5314762
>I don't believe most of this shit, especially the idea that Nyanners molested children
I never said that, don't say I said that. I hereby disclaim that, in case of any retard taking this as defamation.
>What are you implying?
The rrat on her is real, and she's done some really awful shit, on camera and mic, for the sake of doing it and doing it on camera and mic. I'm not involved, but she's poison. Don't believe me if you feel like it, I'm some faggot on the internet, of course I must be lying to you.

I mean that Shark is/was a lurker here back when chans were really secret clubs only posted on like fox 11. Her politics are "I really, truly, completely don't give a fuck, especially because I do know about the redpill" and yes, I mean based as in a cool person who just keeps her vtubing about vtubing. She doesn't try to larp as Japanese, she doesn't pretend she's what she's not, but she's still a good chuuba, that is just there to be a chuuba. She deserves her success.

>>5314818
Yeah, and despite being an autistic emcel she's still exactly what I said she was. She still hates her viewers and herself a little for not being able to be a full stacy. She's a disgruntled becky/failed stacy if you want to split hairs. Pink just wants to be AZKi but successful and not in Hololive, very different to be indifferent versus genuinely hating your fans.

HoloEN made 1 right pick, 1 okay pick, 1 meh pick (pink), a bad pick, and really fucking awful pick (chicken). Absolutely indisputable, but you're free to be wrong.

>>5310373
I haven't masturbated to a real woman in years, but I still think her roommate is hotter than the character appearance wise

>>5314459
Can some one please tell me the source for the original version, cant find shit

>>5297231
Masturbation

>>5315316
The entirety hololive and nijisanji was a mistake.

Eliene was and will always be the heart of vtubing.

You holo newfags have no idea

>>5297231
Embrace it anon.

>>5312997
Technically choco is the top.
But most people wont beable to find pictures of her.

Choco is also the only actual autist in hololive.

Only retards think aqua is autistic. The symptoms have nothing to do with social anxeity

>>5315316
Even if I don't believe most of what you say, I enjoy your posting style. It makes your claims sound authoritative. I wish you would specify your pinkcat allegations, though. It would be more fun.

>>5314952
Ame is a hard core libertarian, bioshock is also probably her favorite game

>>5315621
Agree with this. I did my reps for the other stuff, but never really cared about pink cat. Reading spoon fed info is about the right amount of effort for that. >>5315316

>>5312997
Festival puts on a lot of filters though, go to her tiktok, there's a video there with no filters (if you can endure going there)

>>5315517
Good taste, but I disagree about Holo. Niji is correct because they actually broadcast the fucking drama like it's a good thing.
Based/Correct Tier:
>Dragon
>Chammers
>Rabbit
>Squirrel
>Witch doctor
>Captain
>BestCat(purple)
>Shark
Excellent tier
>Gorilla
>Alcoholic (JP)
>Knight Cup
>Sociopath
>Onion
>Lolicon Otaku/Ugly Bastard (but cute)
>Inverted Harem
>Banpire
Great tier
>Duck
>Shrine Maiden Fox
>Demon GFD
>Elf1
>Inverted Harem
>Russia's wet dream
>Cutting Board Tsundere
Okay Tier
>Inkase you didn't know I stream too
>Babu babu the intonation
>Clown
>dog (might be in great tier, still split)
>Friendzone (extremely successful, but something's off I dunno, I need to watch more and readjust)
>Lunartic
meh tier
>Actual Idol (it's getting forced to the point of not funny/rrat fuel)
>Mori but not successful
>Rapist
>Robot (feels like she might deserve higher, I'll go watch more)
>Ayame (absent)
Own language/region doesn't like them tier
>Towa...
>Ollie (yubigate + ranting about IDs shitposting in chat instead of being a vtuber about it)
IDebuffmyself tier
>knife
>fat rrat
Actually bad tier
>Chicken
>Rapist is close to getting there, depends on how real the rrat is (lookin kinda true ngl)

>>5316126
The LARPING in this thread is going hard.

>>5316126
how does Nenechi fit into this?

>>5315611
I have on many occasions tries to find chocos roomate but I've so far came up with bunk. I blame my terrible moon rune usage.

Your dumb as fuck

>>5297231
lots of tender loving medication

>>5304351
It's the difference between falling in love with character Chel and falling in love with the lady on "The View" who voiced her.

>>5318692
Fix your spelling first faggot, before you spout something retarded.

>>5315637
I might watch HoloEN for the first time because of this thread

>>5316126
Tell me about the chicken girl

>>5312997
>>5316022
Alright, I didn't wanna sound like some newfag who doesn't do his reps, but I'm not gonna know every single chuuba by some cute nickname that refers to some aspect of their character.

Who the fuck is Festival?

>>5324551
fucking cancer

>>5324618
>fucking cancer
Is that referring to me, or is that another nickname you're giving to the chuuba in question?

>>5324652
newfag-chama I'll spoonfeed you just this once
Festival = Matsuri. It's a direct translation of her name. Same way you could call Miko Blossom and it would technically be correct, since Sakura = Cherry Blossom.
As for cancer, it could refer to both you and Mori depending on context.

>>5302777
your standards are really low

>>5324722
Oh, fair enough. I can see why someone would say she's the best looking.

Dozo yoroshiku onegaishimasu, anon.

>>5297231
Let me help you out
Look at her stream from 3 months ago where she announces she’s starting memberships
Do you recognize the shirt? It’s this one
https://www.adidas.com/us/pride-linear-tee-gender-neutral/GK8521.html
You have no chance unless you’re a woman or someone who looks like Kiryu Kazuma (doesn’t actually exist, just an idealization to cope with her sexuality)

>>5297231
Easy: Just wait a couple weeks till she stops existing.

>>5298677
>>5302777
>>5324901
>>5311711
Off yourselves doxxfag filths

>>5327602
Touch grass

>>5327602
Dilate

>>5297231
Become an anti.

>>5325009
Most japanese have retarded names, fantasy japanese names are especially retarded.
Watame is Cotton-eye Horn+Roll of fabric.

>>5328568
English names are similar, just with meanings abstracted out from other languages/lost over time.
Stuff like the surnames "Black" and "Smith" both coming from "Blacksmith"

>>5329069
I've only met one man with the last name being "Green" in english. That's not the case in Japanese.

>>5329861
I know several people with Fish themed surnames, Salmon, Fish, Sturgeon, Cod etc. It probably sounds ludicrous to the nips. when you introduce yourself as Mr Fish

>>5329985
Dah hell do you live

>>5315323
Correct

>>5330178
Scotland

>>5297231
uncover all her reincarnations as bare minimum

>>5330269
Huh, I didn't think anyone here in Scotland watched Vtubers

>>5314251
you would be astonished how many literally who vtubers with a hundred subscribers are out there; I'm passing acquaintances with two or three myself.

>>5330632
You'd be surprised lad, there's a few of us. There was a (very) small meetup in Cumbernauld last month. Literally 3 folk lel.

>>5330269
That explains it.

>>5297231
(Sorry for eventual cringe, just wanted to give a serious answer)
I understand what you feel, I'm the same these days even so is actually strange as a sensation to me. I don't know if I should write this to be honest...but I'll not say who.
I have to say that I already know that I'll never meet her and there will never be a chance if I was ever to meet her, this is something I already rationalized - and all the idol/vtuber culture thing. Also I have a "negative perception" of anything related love/crush/that-kind-of-relationship, to complicate things furthermore there is that I don't seek for a romantic relationship. It just doesn't make sense to me that I potentially love her but at the same time I can't help with it. (No I don't mean in any way a sexual relationship).

>>5330763
Just forgot this, yeah I mean her irl too.

>>5311645
Excuse me, is that “make-up” competition? Even in that case Miko is still better

>>5303154
>>5311763
cringe faggotry

>>5297231
Murder-suicide

>>5313958
This is awesome

>>5298882
18+ site.

>>5302777 <- checked
It's all angles.

>>5304351
Art is not the artist. Anyone who tells you different is on something.

>>5313958
>people only using the internet for like 5 things.
entertainment
masturbation
social interaction
business
???

>>5316126
How is Clown, someone who has gone through two companies, just okay?

>>5313958
dude wtf are you talking about

>>5313958
>being a good chuuba to not rile up anyone
>>5315316
>really fucking awful pick (chicken)
I don't see the problem.

>>5332668
It'd okay anon yoy may not have felt real love yet but one day when you start loving yourself you'll find the one

>>5327602
They make money out of us for being our true lonely selves its righteous that we have a peak around the veil and see who controls the puppet that fools so many into giving them money

>>5313958
>>5314600
This is all shit literally anyone with passing roommate knowledge gained through osmosis, not even searching it out specifically could have shat out to try and pass themselves off as an "insider". You're worse than the faggots pretending to be nintendo direct leakers.

>>5336047
You're an edgy sophmore or a failed author. Stop skipping your online classes or commit to a project.

>>5312997
Festival is all smoke and mirrors

>>5314617
Shes 155cm, she posted her weight and BMI, i know BMI is shit but still. She weighed 52.8kg and had a BMI of 22. To get that she would have to be 155cm

>>5346532
Fun size. I coom expeditiously.

>>5316126
where is FAQ

>>5316126
>>Rapist
Mikochi?

>>5297231
to deal with the cope you need a rope

>>5355428
You can't lasso a vtuber they're a picture!

>>5355575
anon you are supposed to be the one using

>>5355620
Are you insinuating that I am too inept to use a lasso and would need to hire someone to do it for me?

>>5355711
anon plz

>>5324551
Newfagchama... please... your reps.