/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52966557
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.
>9. WHY AM I FUCKING BAKING THIS THREAD ON MY PHONE
Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>52966557
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>Hololive Meet Altare merch now available for pre-order!
https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_meet2023

>SHINRI’S BIRTHDAY SET IS LIVE (On sale until July 24th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
>3 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>>52965247
Another Almond offcollab. Altare needs to give him another "massage" to set him on the right path. And Shinri too, while we're at it :3

>>52966557
my buddy is in the hospital for testicular torsion
>Hololive Meet Altare merch now available for pre-order!
https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_meet2023

>SHINRI’S BIRTHDAY SET IS LIVE (On sale until July 24th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
>4 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>>52966660
Amen.

>>52966704
>>52966801
>>52966660
everything about this thread is fucked

>>52966660
Amen
Happy anniversary VG

>>52966801
>my buddy is in the hospital for testicular torsion
Aw shit my nuts just retracted back into my body reading that

SHINY SPICY LOVE~

>>52966660
Amen

>>52966875
Even the OP has the wrong songlist url

>Cool story bro
Vesties are so old.

Altnowa LOVE

Admittedly took the longest break from /here/ due to classes and just came back after checking out the Altare / Nowa collab vod.
So were all the rrats about them hating each other just rrats or did they settle their differences so well it made it look convincing that they never hated each other?

>>52967225
>were the rrats rrats?

>>52967225
I am going to piss on you

I write Grounded fics in my head

>>52967225
obviously rrats, nowa needed space and altare gave it to him. they probably did drift apart but i really don't think they ever fought

>>52967139
im so happy Altare has 2 Dilfs to play with now

>>52967139
LOVE

im surprised someone hasnt linked the one watchalong Altare and Vesper did together. yknow the one

I think I might cry when I hear Flayon's voice later

>>52967225
Baseless assumptions that people from Catalog who don't even watch Tempus came up with were false? Shocking stuff.

I miss the times when vtuber covering other vtuber songs. Where's the Raven's Paradigm and Copium karaoke covers?

>>52967305
Yes. Before I left this board was aware and scared of them hating each other or just having beef.
>>52967360
Thanks anon. Chu.

>>52967469
Either falseflaggers /here/ in this thread or the catalog fears spread into /here/ before I left at the time, so I do think my question is valid.

>>52967515
His eyes look so far apart

>>52967225
the collab was pretty awkward and they even dragged bettel in later on so it wasn't just them i still think they hate each other

>>52966904
I'm the one who twisted his nuts

https://www.youtube.com/live/HwHasOJIm1Y?feature=share&t=5095

>>52967562
Truth

>>52967472
Have none of the boys tried to sing Copium during karaoke? I haven't really been keeping up. Would be fun to hear Altare or Axel sing it.

>>52967454
Same, gonna load a pic of him on my tablet too so I can hug him

>>52967562
kys

>>52967533
the rrats spread so much/often that actual tempura were starting to believe it which is a shame. hope thats a lesson for them to actually check facts before believing stupid rumors but yknow its just gonna repeat itself again.

>>52967373
I need Altnowa Tanabata art...

>>52967533
its really not

this movie is kind of fucked

>>52967761
They're shitposting anon.

>>52967923
fuck I clicked the wrong pic

>>52967562
Yeah, they didn’t have nasty hardcore mind blowing sex while repeatedly saying how much they missed each other, they still hate each other

>>52967820
The only issue is tourists coming here for a few hours and taking every post they see here as serious

>>52967966
that's the same image

>>52968091
One of them is png while other is jpg

>>52967562
this desu, unless their RMs release a sex tape video (even then it would be a 50/50 chance) its impossible to say they dont want each other at LEAST dead

i still believe in the altnowa hate sex dream

>>52967726
Only Flay in a twitter audio he deleted, he wanted to sing it in his last karaoke but wanted to ask magni if it was okay first

on one hand i don't like rrats hurting the boys but on the other hand if it stresses someone out i find it hilarious

Waiting for the cover/shareholder mandated altnowa sex that they neither want to engage in

>>52968252
>>52968183
ToT i want the altnowa hatesex turned into passionate hot fucking sextape onegai ToT

I wanna see my oshi Phantom

>>52967923
I love how the thumbnail was on screen for over 5 minutes when they were just talking about food. There was literally zero explanation from Magni at all.

Neat movie. Not sure why it made Dez think of Vesper while watching it though.

I know they're public but every time I hear Magni's op song somewhere else my brain hurts

if he had a blush you probably couldnt see it anyways because his skin is so orange

>>52968654
morf...?

sex with old men

>>52968944
But you must be the blood sacrifice, do you accept?

Altnowa off collab hugging turning into heavy petting

>>52969007
nta but is that even a question

His hand is on your oshi's ass right now.

>>52969095
there's always someone's hand on my oshis ass

The tanabata tanzaku project that tempura are making for the Tempus boys is really sweet.

I want to hear his voice again...

>>52969007
i'd give him all my bodily fluids with or without his consent anon

>>52969095
Fuck you anon this made me wheeze

imagine the sex

>>52969346
No. I am not a furfag

>>52968440
it was supposed to be an over the top joke but....yeah gimmie

>>52969095
I don't get this reference

So, does Nowa plan on playing anything else other than WoW for the foreseeable future?

>>52969377
imagine the sex

>>52969377
*cums on his glasses*

>>52968654
Maybe for how progressively unhinged Snow Piercer gets.

>>52969182
yeah it's cute, wonder how they're going to deliver it to them though

Your friendly neighborhood writeanon has returned, this time in the afternoon! Have some prompts that I wasn't able to get to last night. Feel free to drop a request and I'll do my best to make it happen!

Bettel and Shinri share a meal!
https://rentry.org/q5xoa

Shinri binds your hands!
https://rentry.org/8wyic

>>52969442
Axel looks like he's gonna eat Magni, Kronos style

>>52969517
Vesper drinking blood from (you) to show you how he can blush.

https://puzzle.aggie.io/e5se__
poozle

>>52969517
Cuuute
Maybe some Shinri and Altare visiting an aquarium :3?

>>52969517
Vesper gets sick one day so Vesties steal his clothes in order to impersonate him and make sure the guild doesn't worry

>>52969517
Thanks writeanon! *chu*

Have you gotten used to vesper’s 2.0 yet?

>>52969095
I think it's more likely another body part is inside his ass in that picture

>>52969899
yeah the WoW stream yesterday conditioned me since he was facing an angle i hated for 5 hours. he's cute and i want to rape him as much as the 1.0

>>52969899
i got used to it day one because i always drew yume scribbles with a big bara vesper no im not grandso

>>52969899
Vesper 1.0 who

>>52969899
Ye, I got used to it by the end of the 2.0 stream desu

>>52969228
The glasses really do make all the difference...

>>52969899
Yep

>>52968315
Did anyone share the audio here? I think i missed it

>>52969611
Jacked Shinrimama...

>>52969723
Based Shintare sister

>no art of giant Vesper with antlers being dominated Altare with bunny ears
guess i'll wait till Grandso opens commissions

>>52969228
Pikmin 4 co-llab SOON, just believe

luv Bettel, luv Shinri, tolerate Hakka, but Flayon ruins VG collabs, simple as.

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>52970348
Where did this image of moose Vesper come from recently? I remember Magni drawing him as a Moose back in his first collab with Mori but it was never a thing /here/ until this past week.

>>52970645
Vesper mentioned being drawn as a moose by Magni/qualities he felt he shared with moose during the recent Hunt collab

>>52969899
Vesper 2.0 reveal stream was a sogh of relief, they kept my ojisan and didn't hurt me

>>52970749
Oh, I see, I only caught glimpses of that collab so I missed that part.
Huh, all the way back then and only now is it getting traction

>>52970348
What if i want bunny altare speared on nowa moose cock

>>52970915
You have bad taste

>>52970915
unbased

>>52970915
you have good taste

gavis beetle love and care

>>52970915
based

>>52970426
Don’t be mean. even if it’s true

>>52969899
I'm used to it but I still think he looks too young now

>>52970915
:0 hmm only if he demands a reluctant Vesper to fuck him with his huge cock despite him being worried sick and accidentally giving him a belly bulge during it when Altare orders him to go harder

Can't believe it's been 6 months since VG

hate magni dezmond

>>52971024
NTA but I was hoping he would calm down after a couple of months (he has) but not enough.

vague confusion regarding magni dezmond

Another day of missing my husband

>>52970915
Lying to yourself isn't healthy Vesper.

>>52971686
You know you want it Altare.

Sigh. When will one of the boys nut up and watch Gayniggers in Outer Space

>>52971676
Just a few hours, anon

>>52969233
Siblings love!

>>52970261
https://files.catbox.moe/2ym6wg.mp4

>>52971832
i thought you were fucking around but that shit is a real movie kek

>>52971686
kek

>>52971902
us vestielites were playing the long game..

>>52971650
I'm still waiting for Bettel to calm down

LEADER CUTE, LEADER LOVE~

>>52969421
crippling autism donmai

Nowa fits the background more than ever

>>52971108
Uhhh, yeah based. Miss me with that bug eyed crying bottom altare shit

holy streaming monster...

Man, Axel has been trying to give his best to keep us axelotls well fed. AXEL LOVE

>>52972318
Only Bettel is that type of bottom in Tempus

>>52972322
He saw the people calling him lazy in /mans/ and decided to get serious and own the haterz, huh

>>52972367

>>52972372
And that’s what i like about him

>>52972322
damn this nigga needs some variety in his content. no wonder hes a literal 2view

>>52971968
Tbf, Sana was also autismo maximo when it came to Pokemon, so we when from one autist to another.

bettel = ingo
bettel 2 = emmet
right is this right

>>52972647
ah a gen 5 chad. and yes this is correct

Shinri casually talking about how finds reading about the locations of dead bodies on Mount Everest fascinating..."Oh hey Hakka!".
https://youtu.be/gyKCZ3gq5Z0?t=1962
Classic Shinri.

>>52972726
You don't find it interesting? They use some of the bodies as landmarks because they won't rot away in the cold. Some bodies are more famous than others

How was the movie, vesties?

>>52972823
very confusing but i dont regret watching it. I want to understand what Magni meant when he told Vesper it reminded him of him

>>52972804
that's morbid as fuck.
>Some bodies are more famous than others
something something /#/s joke even when you're dead on everest kek

>>52972804
thats pretty... cool

>>52972726
Tbf I've heard Magni and Altare talk about that too

>>52972726
Anon they literally call it Rainbow Valley because it's so full of corpses in bright jackets, it's fascinating as fuck and sounds like a fantasy setting

>>52972322
That’s my oshi!

>>52972804
>>52972904
I'm not saying it's not interesting? I just think the sudden shift from that morbid topic to "Hey Hakka, come ride my rail system!" is funny.

m catching up with the grandpa wow stream
and I am enjoying it for real
but the 1 hour 30 minutes rant about the burger is... becoming unsettling the longer it goes on...

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1677419201601077248

What's a happy go lucky/really positive vocaloid or anime song that would be good for a slice of life chibi tempus animatic ?
Kind of the same vibes as the animations they've been releasing

>>52973241
Shineba ii no ni

>>52973233
jobber

>>52972013
You don’t ask the star of the show to calm down.

>>52973241
triple baka

>>52973241
https://youtu.be/HmWf-aoF_v8

>>52969644
Vesper sucking your blood! https://rentry.org/3fdev

>>52973233
Well at least he checked more than ten minutes before the collab...

>>52973233
I'm so tired of Bettel always being unprepared

>>52973679
ToT nta but thank you for the food

>>52967322
Me next!

>>52973241
I like this artist, has a few upbeat tracks I haven't seen in an amv before https://youtu.be/BNESc4WP7gQ

"I know nothing about the story of Fatal Frame, all I know is take pictures of cute ghosts and then defeat them"
https://youtu.be/gyKCZ3gq5Z0?t=3113
Shinri...

>>52974125
NNNGHHHH

>>52974125
So, he's totally just going to go through them in release order, isn't he?

>>52973241
I think this would fit nicely, especially if its HQ bullying Dingo kek.
https://youtu.be/GNeyqFfXf7k

>>52974125
The kusabi is a really cute ghost

>>52974369
I love wide mouth gremlin Axel

>>52973679
thank you!!

>>52974349
No, he only got perms for Mask of the Lunar Eclipse and Maiden of Black Water, the two available on steam.

>>52974125
>normal people playing fatal frame: https://youtube.com/watch?v=81qxYPVe1w0
>Shinri: Taking pictures of cute ghosts!

>>52974844
don't know about you but i want that schoolgirl to go feral on me with that pose

>>52974434
I love those early animations of gremlin Axel.
https://youtu.be/NL31L39SfUA

>>52973507
Man I completely forgot about this song
Thanks for posting it anon

>>52975390
here take another one that doesnt really fit anons question but i wish the boys would cover regardless https://youtu.be/0cZw8KVx9dI

>>52975821
The soul...it's being injected straight into my veins...

>>52975821
This is like a designated bullet right into my heart

>>52973241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rhxZc2b9MQ

Uuuuuuu

>>52976660

>>52975035
Little did we know back then how accurate this was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP0QiSJ_EPg

>>52976100
>>52976550
im going down memory lane, heres a perfect one for flayon https://youtu.be/5yjtukAQIXo

>>52976735
axmag in a nutshell

>>52974125
I miss the other game you took pictures of a cute ghost

>>52972322
>streamed for less than one and a half hours
He hates us.

>>52976847
Oh this one was quite the deal back then, right?

soo...what music are you listening to /mans/?

>>52966660
Amen.

>>52977915
https://youtu.be/Vclojv7-uBI
dont ask

>>52977915
https://youtu.be/pLQzdlxqB0Q

Regis and Noir

Potential late night Shintare...

>>52977915
https://youtu.be/tSIhB3-_1HA

>>52977915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvSKHYzB82M

>>52977915
https://youtu.be/0v394-c6HA4

>>52978272
What a name lmao

>>52978272
Not on stream tho, I think that's just the degen discord group with vg and magni

>>52978272
Isn't that everyone but Vesper?

>>52978272
the slippery slope sleep schedule gang…

>>52978399

That fic update. Fuck.

>>52978092
i am fairly confident that you are a bettelion

>>52977915
I love the Sega Rally soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyyBZuQ3Mmw

>>52978375
THEY ARE GONNA CORRUPT MY SON REEEEE

>>52978609
your son is the one that corrupts

>>52977915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-O1nz0QIw

>>52977915
I don't even like this song, I just like his version.
https://youtu.be/agtnW_B3gc8

>>52978562
A Vestie, actually, I just have weird taste in music
Magni and Bettel are also my oshi though

Seeing the clouds go by
Giddy to see you again
I can't help but smile

>>52978918
haikuroon....

>>52978918
3 more hours haikuroon, you can do it

>Axel streaming at the same time as the Vanguard anni
he HATES them!!!

>>52978890
no that actually unironically checks out and would have been my second guess
ashnikko fans are a certain kind of menhera

>>52979169
Why did VG choose that timeslot anyway?

>>52979169
He's a good boy, he probably didn't see the waiting room before setting up his own. He'll probably delay it in 90min

>>52979226
My guess is that it was the only time Flayon could make it but my source isn't reliable it's me

>>52979169
Axel is truly the king of overlap

>>52977915
Bleed Me an Ocean by Acid Bath. Can't post a YouTube link for reasons.

>>52979219
kek its funny because besides being generally anxious i dont consider myself that menhera. maybe im worse than i know though..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEIbzMC2uI8

was there any TSB merch at AX? That's all I really want

Are anons doing personal projects for the anniversary? I wasn't able to make it to VG's 6 months so I'm working on my 1st anniversary piece instead

>>52977915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoiSAwCe9Yg

>Shinri and Nowa Baldur's Gate 3 coop series
Imagine..

>>52979569
>I wasn't able to make it
but it hasn't happened yet..

>>52979569
I want to draw something but I haven't started yet. Teehee

>>52979625
I can't or else I'll get more depressed.

>>52979653
I'm not able to finish it in a day is what I meant

https://www.youtube.com/live/JtJdQgUt7Zo?feature=share
collab waiting room is real

>>52979748
Yeah, since last night

I think Hakka's in pain https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1677448879418093572?s=20

>>52977915
https://youtu.be/DeWUMKgwRig

>>52979625
will they fuck each other?

My lil bro is so cute https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1677449074587344897?s=20

>>52979961
I'm pretty sure it's possible (in the game)

love them
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1677449496643469312

>>52980079
>this tweet is from an account you blocked
Who is that?

>>52980079
Cute bros

>>52980133
Altare antichama...

>>52980185
I think the user anon blocked is whoever Altare qrt'd.

>>52980133
idk but i only block numberfags. you can probably see it if you open the tweet

>>52980079
Man I would've joined in if I had known....

>>52980079
Now at least Altare knows about the festival being about his and Nowa's stars

>>52980079
altare… kawaii

>>52980311
Altare knew that already.

>>52979965
>>52980079
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH UEEEEEEEE

>>52980304
You can still join!

>>52980256
Based

>>52980079
My little brothers are both so cute

>>52979949
Her EP makes me excited for Altare's, I know they're going to be completely different but she seemed to happy on release I want to see Altare be as happy

>>52980079
>blocked Bettelhead
kinda funny

>>52980256
Kek Nice

Leader, he laughed at your drowned pig joke!!...eventually.
https://youtu.be/gyKCZ3gq5Z0?t=7828

ALTARE ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/KGYxAB1IYRg
https://youtu.be/KGYxAB1IYRg
https://youtu.be/KGYxAB1IYRg

Daterape on the telly

HAPPY TANABATA DAY!

Damn, that's sweet but he's not going to last 3 hours

altair… vega…

>>52980882
Of course he's not, he's a man not a machine. 5 minutes is more than enough

TANABATA TANABATA TANABATA TANABATA TANABATA TANABATA

>>52980926
Meant to be, written in the stars

>>52980932
I think you forget how stubborn he is.

>>52980932
Huh? 5 minutes is very disappointing. 15 minutes minimum.

Are Kintama bros only ones who did the IQ test? I think Hakka did it too right?

Cute

HE USED US

>draws altventurer slime
cute

>>52981102
I think Hakka also did it

smart boy

>>52981102
Post said IQ scores

>>52980882
Did he say he's playing until the collab?

God, he's being so dumb already...

oh he is not going to get far in this game

Ah good, he's also retarded

How is he both asian and so fucking stupid at the same time

>>52981267
Yeah

I don't think he realises you can fill in the circles.

>>52981213
I have only these on hand

>>52981411
why do you think he’s so fucked up

>>52981433
Now I remember Hakka got 88 kek

>>52979569
Why did you make 3/4s of them whores?

>>52981433
double digit iq...dingo..

Do we have a record on how the boys did on Q?
as in which on tempus clear the most stages and who is last?

>"Draw a gun and shoot the ball?"
>Immediately does it
That's my leader

>>52981515
Magni is definitely the best

>>52981433
>magni
>112
I almost don't believe it

speedrun ikz

ADHD child...

>>52981492
>>52981433

>>52981501
Yeah! It should be 4/4 of them!

i don’t think this is a good game for altare to play

>>52981433
>>52981621
Interesting. Magni and Axel are pretty similar in what they are good/bad at. Hakka is completely different

He's cute and dumb
but I don't get how you solve this one either

"That's too...groundular..."

BLUE MOOOOOOM! YOU WEREN'T HARSH ENOUGH WITH HIM!
YOUR SON STILL IS FUCKING DUMB!

...

altare…

Come on Leader, you have te be a little less obvious that you're doing it on purpose

I mean that's right but he's so impatient lmfao

My little brother is so fucking stupid.

he's going to talk a lot about balls huh

Himbo's are gods greatest gift to earth

Kek. Clever

>>52981957
I agree but Altare is not a himbo

>>52981957
himbos are big, altare is a twink so he doesn't qualify

>>52981957
is… altare a himbo?

>>52982006
No he's too ottermode

>>52982006
No he's just stupid and cute

Didn't this level take Shinri like 20 minutes

>>52982006
No, he's a little boy.

Oh shit, Altare might have done that faster than Magni

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Y'know, I really do adore how much this guy puts into his cover work. Or well, I don't know if the song he vague tweets about is up for a next cover, or just something he wishes to do for fun/sing in the next karaoke, but! I think it's admirable how hard he tries and how many attempts he takes. That guy, he's always like that! Has trouble reminding himself to take care of his throat properly afterwards too, so I was glad that Axel decided to take a rest yesterday. I'm positive that he can hit the notes in that song though!!! Maybe if not the first practice session, then the next, or onwards! It's good training, I guess, and pushes him to try and learn more ways to use his voice, so I think his dedication is just amazing!!! I adore Axel so much man, sometimes I'll just look particularly hard at the photos I have of his on the back of my phone and my heart just explodes a little. I really do wish this guy the world. Axel works hard enough to deserve it after all! And it's how he shows his love for us, well working hard and bullying us- that menace! He just cares a real lot and it shows in what he does, so I hope that this guy has nothing but happiness and love in his life. Good luck in everything you do Axel! And I hope that you're always happy and healthy!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>52982114
Yup. Shinri kept drawing his wedges on the left edge instead of drawing them in the middle. I have no fucking idea why.

hearing altare say fuck just feels wrong

BRO JUST CUSSED? IS IT OVER?

Is anyone autistic enough to look through everyone's vod, check the last level they all got to and how long into the vod that is?

Altare somehow talks about dick and balls more than Axel

kek

wait, maybe he’s starting to cook

>>52982194
They didn't do stuff in the same order. Some of the boys started with the IQ test.

I'm always baffled when people are surprised Altare swears. He does it all the time.

>>52982167
>>52982177
he swore more around debut

>>52982194
I know Axel did only the IQ test, Magni did the test and got further than Bettel in the levels

>>52982194
I might be that autistic but some boys have the advantage of doing the IQ one first so it would still be inaccurate

come on altare show us why your mom paid for SAT study lessons

>>52981998
I think all body sizes are welcome in the himbo category.

He gets bested by the seesaw every time

>>52982144
AXEL LOVE!! I hope he rests well and eats good food!

>>52982160
Yeah, that was painful to watch. It took him a long time to figure out the density thing as well.

HE HATES IT

>>52982394
I think himbo is specifically like a gentle giant kind of character but also stupid

>>52982394
Bimbo incorporates a specific cheesecake body type. Himbos should be beefcake imo.

if Altare isn't killing, his heart isn't in it

>30 minutes in
>he already wants to quit

Vesper is actually smarter than Altare after all, Wau!

>>52967225
Don't believe the shills trying to pretend everything was always fine.
Obviously there was some kind of fallout between Altnowa during the Japan menhera arc and a little after, but everything has gone back to normal now.

>>52982515
>2 and a half hours until the collab still

>>52982428
Yeah! That guy's been having a bit of a rough time with sleeping for the past few days, so I hope he was able to sleep well this time. And you can take this, chu~!!!

>>52982411
I wonder why this is especially difficult for him to understand kek

>>52966660
Amen, brother!
>>52966801
>my buddy is in the hospital for testicular torsion
Sorry to hear that.

My captcha is a palindrome. Also, why the fuck isn't the word palindrome a palindrome?

>>52982488
>>52982496
Well what's the term for skinny dumb boys?

>>52982707
Boys

is it just me or is altare a little…. you know

>>52982707
stupid

>>52982707
Those are just boys.

I actually feel like he's not doing too bad?

lol ohmonah in chat

>>52982735
>>52982752
>>52982759
Naruhodo. I love boys.

>>52982833
same

>>52982806
Yeah, he's actually doing fine...for Altare, anyway.

>>52982858
this image with the blurred vesper 1.0 suddenly holds a very sad meaning

>>52982806
He's better than Shinri and Bettel so far but not even close to Magni.
Haven't seen the others though

>>52982932
The prophecy...

>>52982707
I don't think there's a unique word specifically for that combination. It's just a dumb twink.

He forgets he can draw more than one line when he starts

>>52982939
I don't think anyone would expect him to do better than Magni though? Altare is dumb, and puzzles are like the only type of game Magni is actually good at.

This is my first time watching this game and the music is making me angry

i think magni dezmond should graduate from life

i think magni dezmond should graduate to be my wife

licking magni dezmonds deet

>>52983344
>deet
FEET
FEET
FEET

>>52983344
but his ingrown toenail…

Time traveling to September 1993 to call repeatedly Vesper a retarded nigger on Usenet. (Affectionate)

45 minutes in and he's malding

>>52983423
*his dngrown doenail

>>52983423
grinding on magni dezmonds post-surgery foot as punishment and making him catch my cum pooled in the hole left by his missing toenail

>>52983160
He should have done the IQ test instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEVQ_Ti6uL8

This annoys me because he's so close but too dumb to realize what he's got wrong

he was closer before....

>>52983519
Time traveling to a few minutes before I posted this to proofread it a little harder.

>>52983595
this is how you get an infection

>>52983423
Axel's Magni feet picture is gonna skyrocket in value even if there is blood on it

Speaking of Axel, he does his best to not overlap special events. Looks at Magni

AH COPIUM

"The real question is 'do I put Alex in the container or put the container into Alex?'"

Bettel having his anime rival arc.

>>52983964
He's a good boy!

<- dumb hoe

>>52984064
only up announcer rp

>>52983964
What special event did magni overlap?

>>52983964
Holy shit, how long are you going to hold that grudge? You mention it like every day.

Just so you know
An hour in to Q
>Shinri
was at stage 9
>Bettel
was at stage 9
>Magni
having done the IQ test, was at stage 25
>Hakka
was at stage 16
>Vesper
was at stage 16
>Altare
is at stage 17

>>52984183
Pushed a Sonic stream to overlap Axel's usual slot on the day that Axel premiered a cover. The reason? To have more time to play with Bettels

>>52984201
axelolts are the biggest grudgeposters
i remembered whenthey were malding over vesper for weeks during the jp arc

>>52984273
very cool, thanks

>>52984201
People whine about every other overlap as well, why can't they whine about that one?

>>52984273
okay I shan't be calling him a dumb hoe anymore

creampie?

altare is a CHEATER

>>52984273
Magni cracked

>>52984277
It's just a cover though, Hakka's covers sometimes get overlapped too, I would understand if it was an original

KEK

>>52984273
Thanks for bothering lol

>>52984373
i thought he wrote murder inside the cube

>>52984291
It's likely just one single axelotl doing it tbfh

>>52984201
I'm just disappointed in him. I still hold a grudge for Bettel doing a guerilla public karaoke to overlap with Magni's sponsored stream

>>52984342
Because it's this same faggot >>52984277 bitching about the same thing every day.

>>52984473
lol
lmao even

>>52984273
>Magni
How does he do it

>>52984456
It more the fact that Magni overlapped Axel on Axel's usual timeslot for it

kek altare is great

KEK
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1677467871126106112

>>52984273
magni is a genius, what the hell

>>52984353
He still is, the rest of Tempus is just dumber.

>>52984564
Doing the IQ test helps a lot, a lot of overlap

>>52984571
those 2 niggas change timezones all the time who cares