/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52943014
>eien
ewwwwwwww
>kilia
okay

>>52943014
I love my cute and dorky bro Skye!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9yooHnZc_c

>>52944696
Skyebro sweating.

Kilia sounds like a grandma...

>noon is 6pm
Kilia...

I might as well rename myself to Raziel on youtube

>>52943014
nice miku pic

>>52945689
>miku

I find the girls

>>52911047
Im not even the skyeschizo, but ive been going around posting '1!'

>>52945879
eri...

>>52945948
skyeschizo is not the skyelight...

>>52945948
>Im not even the skyeschizo
Poor bro doesn't even know he's been infected...

Skyelights explain

>>52947601
We're just a little bit schizo

Lovely stream, AI is great for cooming as well, maybe a Kilia AI soon.

>>52948598
>He doesnt know

>>52948726
Too bad Claude got lobotomized. I'm lazy and can't be arsed figuring something else out.

>>52949155
I'm just using DaVinci, OpenAI isnt that expensive since I don't use it that much

>21 posts
WE ARE SO OVER

>>52949869

Buoys are in for the rudest of rude awakenings. A corpo destroyer.

>>52950710

KILIA Project lel

>>52945948
Newfag...

>>52952336
I... I am becoming Skyeschizo... please help. I don't want to hurt the riiflings...

>>52952970
https://youtube.com/shorts/oNDNmZG_jZE?feature=share

Allow your bro to heal and soothe your soul. You can make it through this!

>>52953212
I sometimes truly fucking hate you. I was actually secretly still kinda feeling it for Skye, just enjoying the stupid crush on non GFE chuuba. Hoped this hiatus would calm everything down, but FUCK, THIS FUCKING SONG.
I was the anon that made this https://files.catbox.moe/es6tvh.mp3
I am also learned that song on the piano for her hobby show and tell, but never posted it because I was scared.
But yeah, that was a joke about turning into Skyeschizo, still, this song reinvigorated my soul.

>>52953630
Im not sure what you did but I'm sure that she would appreciate it

>>52954316
pretty sure she wouldn't
I just cut the song so I could listen to it on repeat. And then posted it here so others can as well.

>>52953630
Yea, I'm sorry, I knew exactly what that song would do and decided to be a little bit evil.

https://twitter.com/kikipadlock/status/1677333501270425602?s=46&t=MVGhl4xSl38_b3Wq60rPCQ
Your response?

>>52955601
Unironically disgusting. Not even the Kiki eww kind, but this is some turbo coomer shit that is legitimately disgusting.

>>52955601
She managed to say this in a pretty unsexy way and I'm not someone who cares enough to shitpost about her

>>52955601
The replies disgust me more. Even if I tolerated the lying pink whore, which I don't, I wouldn't want to share a chatroom with any of those subhumans.

>>52954889
>evil
>made me feel happy
ok, i like your brand of evil

>>52953630
This corpo has cultivated broken men, falling in love unintentionally, and stuck thinking about them unconditionally. Lets see where this road ends.

>>52956733
I love Tanya larp, but I have a long term GF, this is just a silly crush that I'm enjoying on the side.
Not sure where the road will lead for other people though.

>>52958022
Oh, i wish you well and hope you have happy years ahead of you, hopefully she understands your hobby so it wont cause undue stress. But also fuck you, hope you die you filthy girl kisser, hope your dick rots off from all the sinful sex, and that youre forced to wear a prosthetic to remind you of what you used to be. Bitch.

>>52958735
wow, thanks. Also understandable kek
If you want to rage a bit more, here is more info. She watches with me. And she knows about my crush and teases the ever living shit out of me.

>>52959392
This really is a cuck corp, huh.

I think Kiki is starting to worry about what gen 2 will do to her. Keep ramping up your cooming to disgusting levels sweetie, it will only isolate you further.

>>52959550
Except it's he who's doing the cucking in this case. Truly the strongest skyelight...

COOM Project lel

>>52955601
i feel like she should put her lewd comments through chat gpt and ask to make them sexy and not cringe

>>52961008
kek

>>52961279
Kilia...

>>52961279
Pink whore

I AM GOING TO COOM! TO THE CUNNY VTUBERS!

>>52961279
this gave me a laugh thanks anon

>>52961862
Same. If they are lewd too then Eien will be officially revived to me.

>>52961992
trust me eri will get at least one super coomer but keep her on a leash (literally)

>>52961862
I have a feeling 4/5 won’t be lewd at all, aside from maybe slight teasing like Kilia does

>>52962286
I have a feeling 4/5 could suck a golfball through a garden hose

>>52962365
Eri doesn’t want EIEN to be a coomer corpo anymore

Kiki's member stream has more viewers than unique IPs in this thread. You guys are in an echo chamber of your own making. Absolutely grim.

>>52961279
Yeah this would've been way more sexy to post Lmao

>>52962286
I would heavily disagree. She can see just how much money GFE brings in, especially lewd GFE. Too tempting to resist. And as retarded as she is, she must have learned her lesson about picking better talents after all the shit.
I expect 3/5 AT LEAST to be heavy GFE and 2 of those to be coomer to some extent.

>>52962449
exclude the cringe emotes and hashtags, add a personal touch and its unironically a good tweet.

>>52962438
Go watch her then. Kiki is irrelevant here

>>52962485
>And as retarded as she is, she must have learned her lesson about picking better talents after all the shit.
lol
lmao

>>52962438
(you)

>>52962429
see >>52955601

Can you guys give me a (you)? I'm not very inspired for today's bet so I'll just beg...

>>52962438
Remember that unique ips only apply to POSTERS and not lurkers that make up 90% of the traffic

>>52963352
Eri wants more talents like Kiki?
Grim

>>52963419
Come on anon, keep your head up.

>>52963419
Only if you tell us about that bet.

>>52963481

i wouldn’t mind a nice responsible corpo thot, knows what she’s doing but also juuuust skims the limits of her contract with grace

>>52963481
Eri LOVES kiki anon, she always has.

>>52963550
nothing much, just who gets the most (You) in a thread wins, only one post allowed
I'm winning 7-3 so far

>>52963419
>>52963716
If itll help, whats up guy? Tough week? Lost someone? I havent been angry all thread, cant have that with half assed bait.

>>52963481
Being a whore and being in a corpo just doesn’t work very well. Especially if you’re like Kiki.
I hope Eri focuses on getting normal streamers who might be GFE instead of whores who do coomer shit for Gen 2. Coomer content attracts the worst possible fans and actively sabotages the talents in your company who aren’t whores. Just imagine how Kilia would feel if Eri hires 5 girls who all tweet about how their “pussy reeks”…

If only i could have been kilia's toilet yesterday night

i don't want (you)s i only want sleep damn always pulling all nighters, gonna die from a blood clot i swear to god
GOOD NIGHT /EIEN/ KILIA LOVE SKYE FUN AF RIIFU GOOD LUCK KIKI EWWW

>>52964398
Raziel...

>>52964398
Good night R*aziel

Kilia's reeking pussy juice heh

>>52964001
Youtubes coomer audience is dumb
Twitches coomer audience is funny and enjoyable

I find the girls fun, and the streams enjoyable

>>52956733
ya, me. i think about Riifu constantly every single day. I ask myself what riifu eould think about the choices i make and try to be kinder because i don't want her to hate me in spirit. i cry whenever i see something romantic and think of what we could've been. i loved her unironically as she did us

How the fuck did Riiflings fall this in love with Riifu in only 2 months?

>>52965793
I don't know but they haven't talked as much in a while now, the love tank is almost running out

>>52966123
You wish pal

accelerate!

>>52965573
Kill yourself.

>>52966273
Old news

https://twitter.com/KiliaKurayami/status/1677387304875204609
the face of EIEN

>>52966420
Why state the obvious

>>52965793
idk, probably just the schizos that forgot there meds did that. I just enjoyed the streams.

riifu would be on 25k subs by now...

>>52966707
Nah, kilia would have surpassed her

>>52966420
I really hope Eri makes good picks for Gen 2 and doesn’t pick a bunch of whores

>>52966707
Kilia got huge boosts from her singing and songwriting, Riifu's only talents are being autistic and making coomer content

>>52966645
but that can't be true. i fell in love with Riifu and im not a schizo

It's "their"

>>52965573
I think of the songs we shared, the laughs we had, and in every vtuber i watch to while away the time, i see her shadow smiling. Lottie is so excited to play fall guys with us, my little hearts already burning with nostalgia.

>>52964512
>>52964514
Sorry, I don't chat on stream or cord, fuck that attentionfag
Thx anyway for the goodnught bye, weird having no Skye to wake up too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRCL36mIMBY
I miss these times... not because of riifu but because eien on its whole seemed to be the best thing to ever happen to vtubing in a while, it truly felt like magic

I find the girls fun, and the streams enjoyable

>>52965573
I miss Gabe more than Riifu

>>52967932
He’s starting to be annoying in chats again

>>52964398
Goodnight anon!

>>52967932
Attentionfag. A likeable one, yet still an attentionfag. Join him in vre.

>>52966311
Fuck is wrong with you rav just go away, honestly.

>>52967774
take me back to march...
also she called it

>>52968139
This one in particular hasn't stopped

I don't see any points to type in Kilia's chat anymore

>>52968237
You don't need points, it's free.

>>52968237
You guys should really start sending her maros about that, I'm only casually watching Kilia here and there but it's getting ridiculous at this point

>>52968344
You’d think she’d read a bigger variety of messages with a smaller amount of people in chat because it moves slower but she still just reads the same fucks over and over…

>>52966123
Delusional anon, we're just waiting and killing time. It's gonna be awhile.
>>52965793
She was special anon. I've heard and talked to hundreds of vtubers and seen thousands but she was just different. One of the very few women that actually just... got us. Gave a shit, understood our concerns and issues in life and shared humor and interests and it wasn't just an act like some chuubas do, it was all real. And it helps knowing that it wasn't about money. Like she never needed to stream so many hours and hang out with us for days and days to make ends meet, she WANTED to spend time with us, to have fun and chill together as one big community.
The happiest she ever was, was with us and vice versa.
>tldr - cooming, autism, daddy's girl, gamer, loneliness, very parasocial, female, kind, understanding, fun, didn't need money. All these traits squished together and more.

>>52968425
this takes me back to my time in /infinity/

>>52968425
Well, you already posted it here, It will be addressed next stream,,,
Hi Kilia

>>52968425
>fuckS
its really just Raziel

lol

>>52967774
This brings back so many good memories...

>>52968581
Clearly she’s not trying hard enough

>>52968581
if i was a buoy i would fall in love after this

Why are you so butthurt, just write better shit

>>52968581
Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

>>52968662
she still won’t read your messages in chat

>Wetness test
Remind me what Riifu got kicked out for again

>>52968738
She didn't. She cried "thief" and "abusers" and left on her own

Diablo IV is fucking trash
Kilia is a gift to vtubing
Riifu fags should just leave like their whore did and stop shitting up the thread

>>52968738
my schizo wife didn't like restrictions

>>52968581
I mean she's not wrong, of course fags like raziel get read more he's chatting 30 times a minute

>>52968581
now show what you wrote, fag

>>52968975
I told her that coombaiting for donos in her drunk stream was lame and that her playing favorites was really starting to show

>>52968863
Riifu used to love whores...

>>52969042
Chill out nano

>>52969078
Anon if I was that fag I wouldnt complain about Kilia playing favorites

Can't wait for gen 2 so kilia gets less attention /here/ so she can fly under the radar

>>52969149
If gen 2 turns out to be full of whores Kilia might just leave

>>52969042
>I told her that coombaiting for donos in her drunk stream was lame
I don't know when you sent that maro but she talked about that the stream after

>>52969230
I know, I sent it right after the drunk stream in question

I get read every stream a bunch of times why can't you do the same? I don't even donate most of the time, so the paypig excuse is out of the window

>>52969042
Wait are we pretending that she didn't coombait since the start? Literally her first drunk stream had people wondering why she doesn't have a 18+ alt account

>>52968581
>double exclamation mark
You know she's making fun of you, right autist?

>>52969295
I said coombait for donos. She literally said she'd do lewd shit only if people donated enough. At least she was 'subtle' before

>>52969295
everytime the topic comes up, majority of anons agree that she is faking it and do the seiso and pure act on purpose, and moveyfarm drunk streams

>>52969295
You're retarded honestly

>>52969395
?

Who's behind the Kilia antiing?

>>52969508
cuckchains

>>52969508
skyelight(s)

>>52969508
Eri

>>52969508
riitards

>>52969386
While I agree that she obviously does it intentionally, it does sound like she might try to move away from doing it and isn’t gonna do any drunk streams in the future. I just hope she can stick to that plan

I miss when anons didn't know kilia was /here/, now the thread is full of managers and the sad thing is that kilia listens to complains /here/ when we don't eve reach 40 ips. She has 18k subs
The people here are insignificant and she shouldn't give us much thought

>>52968581
Every chuuba has favourites, whether intentional or not.

>>52969508
does asking her to read messages from other people in chat count as being an anti?

>>52969700
It's the way you go about it

>>52969668
I agree, it's perfectly normal to have favorites, it's a bit disrespectful to let it show that much

>>52969668
most smart ones try to make it less obvious though

>waah why am I not the anime girl's favorite??
Kilia is not there to give you the love your mother didn't. She's there to entertain.

>>52969652
The same thing happened with Riifu, pray the final outcome isn't the same

>>52969788
She shouldn’t be a GFE chuuba then retard

>>52969788
Anons are a bunch of faggots, nothing is new

is it me or Kilia's mic sounds pretty bad tonight?

>>52969761
>>52969729
I agree, you can have unintentional favourites, but you should stop yourself when you notice you give them too much attention. Not everyone can be favourite but most people who watch chuubas crave for affection or attention, so jealousy etc

>>52969788
come back to the Konoha Sasuke, Sakura misses you

>>52969788
any vtuber that does gfe deserves to be called out for having blatant favorites. it sort of defeats the whole purpose

>>52969788
Retard

>>52969833
It does for some reason, i wonder if she fucked with the mic settings

Maybe you're just not good enough of a chatter. Which says a lot considering how incredibly low the bar is

>>52969930
>GFE chuubas are for (You)!
>w-wait no not like that!!

It's so funny to see the anti-GFE homobeggars still thinking Kilia panders to them

I remember when i used to complain about the attention kiliaposter got but you faggots shielded him every time. what happened now? Are you new kilia watchers or something

>>52970134
most of the attention was Kilia pushing gay relationships with other buoys was it not?

>>52970042
I'm beginning to think this is correct. She's read a few of my messages, and I'm not either of the people who are regularly complained about

Be a good chatter and tell Kilia to uninstall this trash and play the real masterpiece, Diablo 2

Kilia close the thread while you're streaming

>>52970225
She read my lame post 1 time today and I'm content, now I'm just watching the stream without commenting because i don't know anything about diablo.
Anons need to do better and stop crying anonymously

Now that the thread is dead I'm going to

>>52969594
I know you're baiting but can you stop blaming us for everything.

>>52970042
I realized this early on so when she doesn't read my shit comments I remind myself that it doesn't matter.

Kilia unironically has only ever read one of my chat posts since she started. I've watched and actively engaged with 70% of her streams. I'm not a t6 or grey. What the actual fuck am I doing wrong? It must be intentional. I don't coom. I joke around with the current joke and banter. I ask questions to give her something interesting to talk about. I keep them as short as I can. It's making me paranoid af.

>>52968738
>Kicked
Riitard...

>>52969042
Kiliaposter....

>>52970790
Are you sure you're not shadow banned? That seems strange.

>>52970790
Short and uninteresting comments get ignored

>>52968581
The maro was a trap because everyone knows vtubers have favorites too. Kilia should have just ignored that one and tried harder on stream to not make it obvious. Instead the response comes off as disingenuous if its even true, since for all I know you could have written it up yourself

>>52965573
I still think about that final Portal stream.
>Find an oshi who deserves you
and other things she said.

>>52961862
Please let there be a hag

>>52970790
The most ironic thing I've noticed is vtubers never seem to read the comments I actually hope they see, and somehow end up reading all the ones I make which are half asked or low effort. It drives me crazy.

>>52970697
Its true though

>>52970790
It's okay anon she ignored all of my comments too back when I typed

>>52970790
You shouldn’t have posted this anon. The other buoys will call you an anti or a riitard.

>>52970931
Too retarded to know how to check but I see my comments on the chat window overlay thing. I'm probably just too boring and have shit timing. Kiki read a bunch of mine but I was one of the only ones asking nerdy questions. Dropped her now because eww. Skye and Riifu were normal. It's only Kilia that despises me.

>Kilia will be big one day

>>52971061
Welcome back Mioposter

>>52971512
Hi

>>52971061
this this this. i want a hag that is fully aware of the power she holds and claims my dick as her property. i want her to be sweet and console me while also teasing me for loving old women. Eri please

>>52969216
i don’t think Eri would do that, she knows she wants at least one to keep the paypiggies though

>>52970790
Are you shadowbanned on Youtube? Do your messages show up on the stream overlay?

>>52971061
me too mio, me too...

>>52971061
Fucking this, I'm tired of zoomers. Give me actual hags

>>52970790
>keep them short
Kilia has a tendacy to read longer messages actually

My always getting read buoy privilege is going to be even bigger when i have the oldest member badge

I wonder if the ASMR sloth applied. Seems like an opportunity for her and a model upgrade

>>52971882
>Do your messages show up on the stream overlay?
Yes. I've never used discord or twitter so it's not like she's seen shit I've posted to then hate me. My name has never been mentioned /here/. She knows nothing about me so I'm going to write it off as bad luck or I'll go schizo.

bet eri will post another Gen 2 teaser today with a color and personality type.
interaction on the Audition post has stagnated, and I wonder if they’re getting the 600+ auditions like they did for gen 1, and having seen Kilia and Skye shill Gen 2 Auditions makes me think the auditions aren’t super quality.

>>52972217
I wonder if she still sells tit pics

>>52972217
Who?

>>52971835
Eri here, Kiki needs a friend or four anon.

>>52972217
eien really could use someone who knows how to do asmr.

>>52972285
That was hot, I remember that. gave her word and then straight up just received 50 or 100 dollars and posted tits right to the thread. I respect it.

>>52972334
reps, she’s literally self posted itt before

Do any of you know deadly premonitions? I was wondering if Skye would enjoy that game. Its kinda old, but also in that perfect retarded charm that would send her in the laughing fits every half an hour. Not sure how she would handle the gameplay, but then again, I think she prefers games because of the story, not the gameplay.

>>52972217
she’s really not a great streamer but maybe EIEN would be a good opportunity for her. She’s also technically in FlaVR

>>52972360
Hi Eri, yes Kiki does need a friend to rub their cunnies together

>>52972430
Please elaborate. I am always in need of tits.

>>52972285
She does if you dm her

>>52972961
Why lie?

>>52972280
Last time they were also posting each silhouette with like a short description so of course they’ll do it again this time, they already started anyway. Throughout tthe whole month of gen 1 auditions, they were tweeting a lot of stuff about auditions so it’s similar again this time. Skye was supposed to do an audition tip stream but now Kilia is gonna do it since she’s on break. Kilia also said she has some audition tips shorts lined up.

>>52972476
I think this would be a decent suggestion, although she'd definitely pull up a guide for the game. I would wait until she comes back though. For all we know, she might change her kind of content when she returns

What are the chances of getting into EIEN as someone who can't sing well? I have other creative skills which are good enough to land me freelance jobs, but I just can't sing…

>>52972476
That stupid upbeat whistle has been playing in my head for years

Has anyone who auditioned for eien gotten replies yet?

>>52973264
I think Eri said she wants talents who are willing to sing even if they can't do it well

>>52973264
Riifu (god bless her soul) wasn't a singer. You'll do fine, femanon

>>52973264
I think its fine. I don't think everyone needs to be able to sing. Sure it helps especially since I assume there will be a collab song for gen 2 like there was for gen 1, but as long as you're able to bring something unique or interesting that you excel in, which helps you stand out, I think it should be fine. As a viewer I care more about consistency and holding my interest. All you have to do is not be boring and I'll watch.

>>52973264
Assuming you are a girl, you dont need to sing well.
99% of vtubers sing like shit.

>>52973057
I haven't played 1 in years, but as far as I remember, the only parts that would potentially need a guide are some of the final boss battles. Everything else is pretty straightforward. So just warn her to open the guide only when she actually gets to those boss battles (since seeing them for the first time is the best part).
We will see when she comes back, but it is one I'm 100% recommending.

>>52973333
fuck... I completely forgot about it and now its stuck in my head again. Truly a curse that never leaves you. I remember playing 2 and when York whistled it, I legit got 'nam flashbacks.

>>52973264
As long as you can emphasise those other skills while applying, you should still have a shot at it. But you should know that singing is something that's taken as a matter of course in this industry most of the time, so you should be prepared to do your reps and learn, even on stream. SOVL karaoke is something that Ame, for example, was pretty known for back in the day.

>>52973264
singing is more of a merit then a deal breaker. the most important is your persona on stream and being entertaing. And as >>52973388 said. Riifu got in to Museia (that was suppose to be singing focused) even though she was shit at it.
So try your luck, and see.

>>52973264
Consider this: The journey of improving your singing in itself will be interesting to watch. Think of how much people will look forward to your first cover, and then eventually your first original song, if thats something you are considering.

>>52973264
Eri specifically mentioned they want people who like to sing. They don't care if you're good or not, just that you like to sing and are ok with doing it in front of others.

>>52970790
lmao unironically me. I stopped watching her because of that. It sucks being there since the fucking start and suddenly she just starts ignoring me for no reason.
Last time I checked she was only reading gray names who knows why.

>>52973264
Really emphasize your good points, and for me personally, I really don't care if a chuuba can sing. If you are entertaining, nobody in their right mind would pass you over for someone that is boring, but can sing.That being said, there is almost a 100% chance that gen 2 will debut with a song, so get ready to autistically brute force learning your part.

>>52973616
Its because they want to turn greys into members. Members are already considered hooked, so there's less incentive to pay as much attention to or acknowledge them. Just toss in the occasional member stream and its Gucci. Its like how companies will offer deals and incentives for new customers to buy their service while existing customers get to pay increased fees after their initial sign up grace period comes to an end.

>>52969042
So faggots like this are the reason she privated that stream. Nice to know.
Kilia really needs to start ignoring marshmallows telling her what to do.

>>52972217
I don't think she would get in. She's a pretty good singer and ASMRist, which is exactly what EIEN needs but I don't think they would like her much. She doesn't have good numbers and judging by her content quality, her videos are probably trash.

>>52973824
fuck off coomer

>>52973264
Eri said you don’t need to be the best at singing but you should at least be comfortable with it because they’re gonna make you sing so don’t join if you’re uncomfortable with it. Eri also said that for those who don’t think they can sing - you’d be surprised by the wonders that mixers can do. Like the others said, Riifu couldn’t sing but with the power of mixers, she still sounded decent on her cover and museia’s original song. But with her live karaoke, you could see that she was.. not decent.

>>52973772
Well too bad for her cuz being ignored made me leave membership and her streams.
She is trying too hard. Just be fucking normal and read whatever comments you see first when looking at chat, not ignoring the ones who are old viewers.

>>52973824
literal pornrot brain

>>52971061
Man I'm trying so hard to get in as a hag but I fear my hag energy isn't strong enough. What are some good tips to increase my hag levels?

>>52974166
start smoking

>>52974046
Have you ever streamed before? It’s actually difficult to read every message that pops so she can only read so much while also focusing on the game she’s playing.

>>52973824
Is there a drunk stream that wasn't privated?

>>52974278
She unprivated the first one

>>52974046
I have also noticed that if I disappear for a while and not show up to any streams, I get noticed more. Probably has something to do with familiarity bias. In the same way a stinky person may not realize they smell so bad because their sense of smell has essentially gotten used to and stopped processing those smells, the streamer is likely to notice you more when you aren't always there chatting, and only pop up every now and then so that you stand out. Thats how it's been for me, at least. Its tough because I really like typing in chat and it is pretty disheartening when it feels like you're being ignored on purpose.

>>52973824
Anon I think you'd be better off watching VShojo

>>52974378
>>52974067
>EIEN against coomers
I won't ask who hurt you, because I know, but it still doesn't feel right

>>52974442
More like why do you want to turn every talents into coomer content? Kilia is the only one not doing it, and that doesn't sit right with you? You absolutely need to jerk off to anything you watch?

>>52974378
>>52974067
>>52973873
How many times are you gonna samefag reply like a retard?

>>52973347
>>52973388
>>52973427
>>52973437
>>52973460
>>52973536
>>52973555
>>52973588
>>52973672
>>52973926
Thank you guys for your insight and advice! It's good to know that top tier singing skills aren't necessary, and I'm very willing to try and improve at it. Hopefully I'll get in and be able to do some SOVL chicken screeching for you guys; I'll do my best!

>>52974166
Here is the secret:
Use 8 year old phrases like "yeet" unironically. AND have confidence that you are cool because you use them.

>>52974592
Glad it gave you some confidence. Good luck with your audition. Also get the fuck out and never come back, for your own good.

>>52974242
Also this. Also also sometimes there is chat lag, and by the time I see the message on the screen chat, its either pushed to the top by others' messages, or is not relevant to what is being currently said. There's so many reasons why someone doesn't get their chat read that they really shouldn't let it bother them so much because 99% of the time its not intentional. Accusing the streamer of ignoring you will only add to their stress and stuff. I think that happened to Skye actually.

>>52974592
Good luck, and we hope for the best anon

If Kilia started an alt twitter and became a shameless whore tweeting about her pussy and posting schlicking audio starting next week would you still support her?

To any femanon applying
SCRAPE YOUR PL
SCRAPE YOUR PL
SCRAPE YOUR PL

>>52974782
Hi Skye. I miss you!

>>52974242
I did stream actually, to around 70 viewers like 4 years ago. Regardless, its not hard to just look at chat and read the first comment you see.
Its pretty clear to everyone hear that she selects the comments she reads, so of course some of us chatters feel ignored.

>>52974372
>Its tough because I really like typing in chat and it is pretty disheartening when it feels like you're being ignored on purpose.

Its the same for me. I like interacting with her so I used to be in her chat a lot. But then after I became a member she just started ignoring me. I think it was around the time she was playing RE4. Honestly I dunno why she ignored me but I dont even try to figure out the reason anymore, seeing as I am not the only one it happened to.

>>52974592
No problem. Many of us are cynical degenerates but in all honesty we want to have a good time watching chuubas, and we want the chuuba to succeed, since a happy chuuba makes us happy too. There are truths to many of the criticisms here but its also important to keep in perspective that its easy for the rage to flow through more easily on an anonymous board. I hope you succeed.

>>52974847
Also ban him

>>52974782
Don't worry Skye, you're doing great

>>52974856
This is the second time now I've been accused here of being Skye. What the fuck.

>>52974592
In case you are not just another attention whore tranny we get here, then good luck to you.
Singing to me is like a vtubers least relevant skill, as long as they can entertain people in other ways. Will Eri pick you though? Who knows.

>>52975093
Skye you dummy, that's because you are!

>>52975093
maybe you're NotSkye?

Watchalong with Kilia?

>>52975141
>>52975148
I honestly don't know how to feel about being a male Skye. Does that mean I'm bro tier or less manly and more effeminate in how I see things?

>>52975393
yes

>>52975393
It inverts it all, you're our girlfriend (male) now

>>52974592
Good luck anon!

>>52975433
>>52975468
Okay I laughed

>>52974782
>I think that happened to Skye actually.
You know whats fucking funny? I got ignored by Killia but in the few times I watched Skye she would read 99% of my comments. I didnt even like her.

>>52975782
Oh yea, she might go on tangents, but she will try to read any messages she missed during it after the fact.

>>52975782
The longer and more cringe your message, the more likely she was to read it

>>52975782
Thinking about what Skye (male) said, I honestly thing this is one of the reasons she got stressed out. The preassure to read every message, to respond to everyone and to keep entertaining people while playing the game at the same time can be incredibly mentally taxing. Especially since her last week was full of streams and some lasted 7+ hours. Wouldn't be surprised if that was the reason she took a break.
Especially with the fanbase that goes ballistic if their messages aren't read.

>>52975167
I would share half my salary with her. As long as theres no rude awakening.

>>52976174
Skye(male) here. I can imagine, if I was streaming, how tough it would be trying to get both immersed in a game like FF16, and try to keep chat entertained. I honestly think I would have a very rough time and it would end up draining me very quickly. I would just get frustrated because not only would I not be able to enjoy 16 to the fullest, but I would also feel bad thinking Im letting chat down too. I'm introverted, so thats a big part of it. I tend to really enjoy doing stuff myself on my own time at my own pace. I've thought about streaming but this in particular feels like it would prevent me from doing it well.

Kilia is giving really good GFE feigning interest in this soulless nuBlizzard trash.

Btw I just saw that Kiki had a membership stream today
https://gofile.io/d/eKBd9g
have fun eww enjoyers

I love Kilia

>>52974592
With all these femanons posting I'm getting excited about gen 2. I hope one of you makes it

>>52977837
Based. Not gonna download it.

>>52977837
Keep that trash away from here

>>52977837
Anything cum worthy happened in here? I won't download otherwise

>>52973264
I love you femanon. Try your best! Ganbatte!

>>52978025
No idea, I don't watch Kiki, I just post her membership content

>>52973343
They already sent out emails for the 2nd round, got mine a while back

>>52978082
>not sea hours
Nice. Also good luck

>>52977837
based, won't watch as always

>>52978082
maybe not the best idea to post this. maybe they only sent out a few and you just outed yourself as being /here/
auditions are still open for quite a while

>>52977837
1:21:20

>>52978303
Elaborate

>>52978337
L I S T E N
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>>52978366
I'm lazy...

>>52978082
If you're okay with me asking, about how long did they wait to send the 2nd round email?

>>52978423
I have already spoonfed you, I will not make you chew and swallow as well.

>>52978479
But mom...okay I'll listen, fuck

>>52978366
>...Kiki Lockheart that you know and love. But wait, what about the vtubing part?
so?

>>52978303
R E T A R D
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>>52978082
bummed, i never got anything but i’m super passionate about joining, good luck fellow femanon!

>>52977837
>13 downloads for a normal members stream
Are you telling me there are poorfags kichains in here who unironically watch kiki?

>>52978719
Didn't eri say that they will send you an email to let you know if they are interested in you or some shit

>>52978862
yeah, i never got one. but i haven’t gotten a rejection either, maybe they’ll send it en masse at the end. i’m really hoping, i’ve been wanting it for quite some time and I know I’d be a great fit.

>>52978862
My OCD makes me download everything. I’ve never watched a vod I’ve downloaded from here

>>52978303
>Know what we might as well record naked. Fuck this shirt.
>Okay we're recording naked.
>real voice
>Fuck me. fuck me. Fuck me hard.
>kayfabe voice returns
Interesting...

>>52978082
yeah ive given up. i wanted to join but this is the 20th audition ive failed period

>>52979637
Interesting, I've always wondered about the type of people downloading these vods

>>52979874
Why do you think you keep failing?

>>52980054
NTA but agencies claim they don’t care about PL numbers when they clearly do, that’s been my experience. I can’t help that I was buried in the bazillion of people in twitch and that it’s shit for discoverability no matter how consistent and uploading other forms of content i do. I’m a great streamer, I know I’m not shit and entertaining, streaming is just extremely over saturated.
I’ll try for Gen 3 if I don’t get in, but who knows.

>>52980204
I'll save you

>>52980622
Even if he's a dude?

>>52980662
Especially if he’s a dude

>>52980204
what are your numbers like?

>>52980662
I WILL suck his cock

The battle of the femanons...

>>52980697
>>52980736
Even if he's not a dude(female)?

>>52980662
Eri clearly said they're not looking for male applicants. If he applied despite knowing that OR because he wasnt aware, he's stupid as fuck and it makes sense nobody is recruiting him.

I wonder if this is the same one that’s been posting in /asp/

>>52980829
/asp/ is just vtube academy to build porfolio to apply at some point

If there's any actual femanon here trying to get in, you better be cool with lewd shit and GFE. Otherwise don't even apply.

>>52980204
Kilia, Skye, and Kiki were all 1views

>>52981855
Eri clearly said they don’t have to be lewd and it’s all up to their own boundaries like we see with the current girls

If there's any actual femanon here trying to get in, you better have a cool personality and not simply be a shameless coomer/GFE streamer. Otherwise don't even apply.

>>52980204
If you are 1view then nobody will help you grow. You gotta either luck out with some real skills, or do all the marketing work yourself, shilling your channel everywhere. Playing popular games that just released also helps, at least it did for me.

If there's any actual femanon here trying to get in, you better have a critical condition irl to trigger the saviorfag within me. Otherwise don't even apply.

If there's any actual femanon here trying to get in, you better be mentally prepared to have me anti you for no reason and regardless of what you do. Otherwise don't even apply.

>>52980054
probably because of my actions /here/ and because i'm not a great streamer. I have experience with singing but... well. I'm not as great as many.

If there's any actual femanon in here trying to get in, you better have a big ass, otherwise don't even apply.

>>52982305
i've done lewd content and gfe and have a critical condition, so...

>>52982450
>probably because of my actions /here/
Eh? Are you mel

>>52982524
No

>>52982510
you have a foot in the door already then

We'll die soon! New thread in 18 hours!

Before the thread dies, a reminder that Kiki is a whore

>>52982510
Stay away. You’ll only drag down Kilia you whore

Good night /eien/

>>52982510
IM GONNA GOSLING

>>52979874
Remember that a lot of popular hololive streamers failed auditions even 5 times before they eventually got in.
Sounds like you need to work on your CV and how you present yourself in the applications.

>>52982510
My saviourfag instincts...
They're .... AAAAAHHHHHH

>>52982510
kek

It would be cool to have more /here/ chuubas there but I still doubt actual females post here.
If you are female and manage to get in, at least you will get the Riifu treatment and have the thread obsessing over you.

>>52983170
>and have the thread obsessing over you
Not a good thing

>>52983293
Worked for someone I could mention on vt

>>52983170
Only Riifu got that treatment for a reason, because she was Riifu

>>52983293
It was for Riifu and she loved it. She was doing great, her dumbass not reading contracts was something else.

99% of the people that say they have a “critical condition” have something like chronic tummy hort. It’s so pathetic

>>52983791
To be fair anon. Chronic pain fucking sucks.
Even if its not terminal. Pain that doesn't ever go away is extremely bad for attitude and morale and it just hurts.

>>52983791
As long as I can convince myself I'm literally saving her life, good enough for me
Bonus point if she's mentally unstable

i just hope that the new girl's chronic condition doesnt end up being obesity. yikes

>>52983962
Just find a cute homeless woman and save them for real. That would be leagues better than deluding yourself into thinking you’re saving the life of some chuuba who hops in a discord call with her bf right after ending stream and laughs about how many donos she just baited…

>>52984095
Truly homeless women that aren't 60 or older don't exist anon.
Womens shelters outnumber mens 9 to 1 and men will "save" homeless women

>>52983875
And then there's vtubers like Kiara who have chronic pain yet work harder than their entire branch

>>52984484
And that's why they need our love.
They are fighting an endless and losing battle and yet they try hard anyway every day.

>>52984484
Exactly. That type of shit is used far too often as an excuse to just put in the bare minimum effort and be lazy. Don’t be a vtuber if the pain is soooo bad it stops you from sitting in front of a computer, talking and playing fucking video games. You’re better off just lying in bed all day and wasting away.

>>52983791
nta but i'm partially paralyzed

>>52984990
Bro...

>>52984990
Wheelchairanon...