/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gawr cute!
Gura cute!

Sex with a fembud.

my wife

Sex with fembud

NYOOOOOOOOOOM

Guura's best friend is ______.

>>52844950
Gura liked this by the way. It's very important and not enough people are saying it.

>>52845028
her mom

>>52845028
Gawr

ponder

>>52839184
No she's not my type in the slightest. I dislike people who can't pull their weight as far as responsibility and cleanliness goes. I do find her entertaining and someone who's fun to watch though.

>>52845028
Me

>>52843706
the collab spam is because she thinks streams are draining/tiring. I think she has mentioned it before. I know mori has mentioned that streaming is emotionally exhausting. By doing collabs it reduces her stress level for a stream by a ton because 99% of the time the other girl is setting up and doing everything and she can bounce off the other girl or be quiet instead of having to deal with chat and doing everything on her own.
Its literally why she is down for Kiara streams so much, because Kiara does like 99% of the work and is never at a loss for words

>>52845082
good for you

>>52845148
I think she needs to find a new career

come home, chumbie

>>52845080
Stop that

>>52845263
you know where to find Gura's cunny?

>>52845148
I'm pretty sure it's because Kiara actually outright asks more than anyone else and they bonded alot over the past year.

>>52845148
Mori said streaming is emotionally exhausting yet she streams nearly every day.

>>52845263
Ina, you may be flat, but you are not cunny enough for me.
Come back when you look like this

>>52845082
she just needs someone to help her...

>>52845028
Ame

>>52845263
Are you a fembud?

>>52845141
Fat chance fatfuck

Gura is not going to announce when her next stream is at the end of the collab tomorrow, she never does. We will be left in the dark again...

>>52845299
yeah, that's part of the reason why it is Kiara in specific, but in general the collabs, if you aren't the one setting them up, are easier. Notice how few collabs she actually sets up and how she said the brain game and her birthday zatzu were hard for her to do.
>>52845314
mori is literally fueled by alcohol and autism meds. Didn't someone like IRyS or something say they did an off collab with Mori and Mori just had a 3rd of a bottle of jack on her desk she was drinking from the bottle or the desk was covered in old liquor bottles or something?
Gura claims she doesn't take meds beyond that coof med that makes her see ufos

>>52845477
its going to be a members stream

>>52845477
She didn't even announce the kronii collab or that she might be in the jack box collab
At this point if you aren't following the rest of EN, you aren't getting the full gura experience

>>52845621
wait, what jackbox collab?

>>52845621
this but unironically
its worth it to follow other members
you'll appreciate gura more and also enjoy hololive as a whole more

>>52845299
I don't want to say Kiara is using Gura or that they aren't legit friends. But I do think Kiara likes being friends with Gura because it makes her feel special. Like everyone both in hololive and viewers in general love Gura and she is the one who gets to hug her and hang out with her all the time.
Also Kiara mad clingy in general

Reminder that Gura's tail is an erogenous zone and stimulating it WILL make her cum.

>>52845263
Ina its been two years... can you PLEASE finish lobotomy corp?

>>52845671
Kiara has one tomorrow at 5 et with a bunch of EN girls. Only Fauna, Ina and Kronii confimed so far but Kiara said it was a huge group so there's a chance of gura

>>52845513
I need to see that clip about Mori if it exists there's no way someone would say something like that about a fellow talent

I wanna attach myself to Goobi like a male anglerfish does to it's female and suck on her nutrients

>>52845833
nta but I only remember irys talking about seeing a bunch of coffee and other drinks not alcohol

I crave death

Reminder that you should never forgive Amelia for not sniffing Gura's armpit

>>52845680
I appreciate how fucking dogshit Gura is at telling stories more. It's like streaming is a gigantic debuff for Gura and she's 50000x cuter without the pressure.

>>52845680
I meant it unironically too. following everyone in a gen or branch when it's only 10 members isn't that hard. I don't catch every stream but I usually keep track of important things. Shit is gonna be slightly harder once it's 15 but still doable

Gurass

>>52845995
chumbies would never pass up the chance

>>52845966
why do i see so many gura grimace shake memes, has she mentioned it any more than other holos?

>>52846103
Based Gurass poster.

>>52846085
>Shit is gonna be slightly harder once it's 15 but still doable
they spent their EN3 budget on tempiss gen 3

>>52845400
I volunteer

>>52846051
shes not good at telling stories of what she did recently but I enjoy bouncing topics off with her. she's the best in hololive at being entertaining while chatting

>>52845680
This used to be the case for me, but I've been missing Gura too much to actually enjoy hololive as a whole for a while. It's getting better now that she's not 100% gone and ignoring us anymore, but I'm still only really watching a couple others when the mood hits me, and I did used to watch pretty much everyone even if it was often just listening while I did something else. Today I'm thankfully in the mood for it, though I might feel bad for the brrats with how much Bae is enjoying only Up.

>>52845263
i already watch you ina
im not in love with you like i am with gura

>>52845966
same desu preferably by Gura's hand

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>52846482
This. I used to watch almost everyone, but without Gura around I lost interest and dropped most of them.

i wish i knew how to cry haha

>>52845263
If that's home, I'm staying where I am.

>>52846655
I feel like dropped is a little strong, it's more like my heart isn't in it during the sudden silent streaks. In normal circumstances I'm perfectly interested in watching Mori play ff16, or listening to a Kiara supatangent while grinding mmos, or Fauna with Minecraft Mondayswhen it's actually on monday.

>>52846817
I used to not be able to cry when I was severely depressed, even if I really wanted to. There was just this pressure and pain in my face when I tried, but nothing ever came out. It was awful.

>>52846622
Gurandma...

I added nutmeg to my hot chococate and it's good. I'm currently adding a little instant coffee, cardamom, cinnamon, and nutmeg, is there anything else that would be good in it?

Gura cute Gura cute!

I just got home from LA and im scared to open tweetdeck now, is it gonna fuck my daily tweet limit?

Fear the fish!

>>52847005
I haven't hit my limit yet, but I also don't really browse art tags often or anything and only follow a few people, Gura included. I think you're safe if you're not a heavy user.

>>52844950
Those are some obscene hips. T o T

I really need Gura to suffocate me with her thighs and cunny.

>>52847014
why? shes smaller than an Indonesian child

I need to sniff a fembud's pee stained panties.

>>52847005
Elon killed tweetdeck unless you wanna fork over money

>>52846482
you can blame antis (many of which are "chumbuds") and the handling of the branch for killing her motivation then
hopefully I think EN may be healing...not getting my hopes up yet though

>>52847298
I hate this fembud shit. Can't you obsess over Gura like a normal person?

>>52847090
I mean just by following all the holos and keeping Gura's art tag open I feel I have to be close on the daily limit each day. I also just opened tweetdeck and saw that I need to sign in again and all my fucking tabs are gone despite them saying that wouldn't happen. Great

>>52847230
she's so tiny...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpMwbcajQgg&t=8854s

>I get close to Gura and asking "So what're we do next? So what we're doing next." And then Gura was just like *shrugging squeak*, and then I hug. Ok lets hug. Let's let's let's hug. Let's hug. Yeah. [...]
>She's just so adorable. It's like what I said, she talk last. She talk last. She just, and- and she was so cute. She was so cute. Like extremely cute, that why, like, I want to hug her. So badly. So I just kept... trying to get close with her. Like hugging her, or maybe like, patpat her. She's just so cute. I just can't- I just can't take it. I feel like I want to yeet her somehow. So small and so cute ... Yeah, smaller than Kobo. She was like smaller than Kobo. So I just like- [...]
>I think Anya and Kobo have the same, like 50/50, height. I don't know is it, mmm. I think like 50/50 with Laplus I guess.

>>52847302
I like how they kept an option to "opt out of the new tweetdeck" and when you hit it literally nothing happens. Fucking hell man

>>52847308
I'm not willing to touch the anti part with a ten foot pole because while you could mean actual antis causing trouble for everyone in general, I feel like this is going to descend into another stupid fingerpointing blamefest amongus, but I do agree with the handling of the branch thing. We'll see.
>>52847471
That's a holdover from the 'old' new tweetdeck. Within the past few days they straight up removed the option, and you had to force it back via console or tbe no longer supported better tweetdeck chrome addon thing. Then they 'fixed' that, they just never removed the bit that says you can opt out, which is now a lie.

Man, I miss being able to just go on twitter without logging in to grab new fanarts. Pixiv is just ass sometimes

>>52847324
seems pretty harmless compared to the doomerfags and antis

>>52847324
The issue is that it's next to impossible to get with Gura since there is only one of her and many of us. On the other hand, there are quite a few fembuds, so my chances are higher here.

I'm kinda concerned for Gura being this small. Is this normal or is she really a midget?

>>52847626
No need to be concerned. Some girls are just built to be onaholes. T o T

>>52847599
The issue is that it's off-topic. Go talk about wanting to fuck them on twitter or discord.

>>52847626
probably just combination of genetics, malnutrition (eating anxiety) and other holomem playing it up

>>52847722
I don't use those platforms though, and I need to vent about how horny I am for fembuds somewhere...

>>52847727
They aren't playing it up. She really is small. Maybe not exactly as small as her official height but it's below 150cm for certain as we've seen from many pieces of evidence over the years.

>>52847575
I was able to import my columns but most didn't even make it over. I see you can still put a profiles likes option up, any way to look at new followers or is that completely gone?

>>52847791
Activity tab is dead, and there's no way to get notifications or the sound beep so the reasons people actually like it are completely and utterly useless.

>>52847727
She must have been bullied so much in school because of her size. This poor woman child. I can save her and give Gura all the love she deserved.

>>52847791
I think it's gone, but I'll admit I didn't look very hard. After they said you'll need to pay for a checkmark to keep using it in 30 days (27 now, I think?) I just gave up, it won't be of any use to me after that.

https://youtu.be/I_i63FCRs5k?t=6850
Omg way to kill her motivation man. This needs to be posted in every /ggg/ thread.

>>52847585
Pixiv is only slightly better. You can't get the cunny without logging in

>>52847324
we can go on a date too fembud

>>52847843
>there's no way to get notifications or the sound beep
I can understand why this frustrates people but it doesn't change much to me. I always just kept TD open on another tab and would notice when she started liking stuff being it obviously moves.
>>52847863
losing that feature really fucking sucks, and while I know her following doesn't change much it's annoying to track down people when it does.

>>52847911

>>52847762
There is not a single female fan here who is going to date you bro. They're either gay for Gura or they're exclusively for Gura, you have nothing to do with that equation.

Now that the dust has settled, what do you think happened with gura in may and june ?

freeeeensssssssss

>>52848031
I'm not giving up on you fembud

>>52848031
There is always the rape into stockholm syndrome option

>>52848078
She moved.

>>52848078
densebud...

Does anyone have the post number of all the products Gura talked about during girls talk? I thought I had the post number save but either I was wrong or it's been deleted on warosu

i hurt my gooming hand
please do not post cunny as i am currently unable to appreciate it properly
thank you

>>52848254
I hate when that happens. Goomspeed on your recovery cumbud.

>>52848175
???

>>52848215
Nevermind, I found it >>52008539

>>52848254

>>52848372
Why do you think she was absent for everything but collabs for weeks, completely absent for 3 weeks, and then showed up with an upgraded setup? Moving is a fairly likely explanation.

>>52848203
What

>>52848372
It's one of multiple assumptions from how she's probably back home from Japan but already has an unfucked router and a slightly changed/improved audio setup.

>>52846951
Caramel

>>52848444
Normally I would say fuck you, but in this case, I will accept something totally boner killing like this.

>>52848483
Good idea.

>>52848457
>>52848462
So a schizo rrat, alright

>>52848549
He asked a schizo question and I replied with a schizo rrat. What were you expecting?

>>52848457
Easily disputed with no tweets/likes either

>>52848645
How does that dispute it? It strengthens it. She didn't do any tweets/likes when she was house hunting either, remember?

She's just too weird and adorable, buds.

>>52848715
I guess to schizos this is normal thinking for them

WTF

>>52848814
I'd love to hear your competing theory. Oh, you don't have one?

>>52846482
This.

>>52848855
god i love this child

>>52848862
yeah, just think about normal relationships and how you get put in the doghouse when you fuck up

>>52848862
Your rrat doesn't work because she said she found a way to make her current router work better

>>52848855
I was thinking a woman child like Gura was just an dream. Never knew this could actually be her irl. TuT

>thanks for coming in to my stream, I'll be reading superchat now

>>52848254
I'm sorry for your loss anon

>>52846951
cayenne pepper

>>52848936
Misdirection to throw people off from knowing she moved.

pedos need to die

>>52849044
uoh nyo

>>52847308
No. I can blame Gura. I don't care about antis or management or any of that other bullshit. I supported Gura from the very beginning and she abandoned me.
Chumbuds spent years with her and if all it took was for a few antis or setbacks from management for her to completely throw me and everyone else away, then that means she never really cared about us in the first place. I can blame Gura because Gura doesn't try. She doesn't care. If she did, things wouldn't be the way they are.

>>52849151
Gura is tiny like a child. She is the cause of making me a pedo. Where can I find another girl like her? I hate normal woman.

>>52849235
lol, of course you do because you don't care about her

>>52849235
Kys fakebud

>>52849235
also thanks for proving my post, couldn't have done it better myself

>>52849364
If you meant antis like him in particular, yes, I agree.

>>52849235
Don't listen to the yesbud replies. There is 0 reason she couldn't have done member posts or tweets in the time she went ghost

>>52849364
>>52849338
>>52849303
whats wrong with this post

>>52849599
It's very obvious who typed it.

>>52849592
people like you are the reason, dimbud

>>52849586
>>52849364
And yet, she will never stream a single second for you even if he never shows up ever again

>>52847911
why is it so spot on though..

>>52849303
>>52849338
>>52849364
Kill yourself. I love Gura more than any one of you retarded faggots. Unlike you, I've been here from day one and I remember what she is capable of doing. What has happened is heartbreaking. I've watched the person I love destroy herself and her channel and squander her career. Gura didn't used to be this way and you niggers trying to gaslight everyone into thinking she isn't capable of streaming or caring about herself or Hololive or her fans can go die in a fucking ditch. I'm tired of you pretending you give a single shit about Gura. You don't.

I have spent more hours watching loli hentai than Gura streams this year. I think I need a new hobby

>>52849676
Why do you think I care what your take is, I only consider Gura's. I wouldn't be here otherwise.

Yep, there it is, here we go again.
>>52849670
For the record though, even though he's very clearly being retarded, I don't disagree with the words themselves, yesbud thing aside. I am assuming there is a reason or else she wouldn't have done it, but her lack of words or action allowed sparse grumbling to escalate into a riot, which only made it worse for her in turn. You can think my holding that opinion also makes me the reason as well, I guess, but I don't think it's an unreasonable one to hold just because we have idiots pretending to hold that stance for shitpost purposes.

>>52849804
watching loli hentai is the hobby

>>52849804
Yeah, you should probably stop watching hentai.

>>52849801
Damn you are a typical example of an unhinged fan turned anti. Extremely possessive ones who've created an idealized image in their head and refuses to accept anything that strays from it, trying to selfishly force their will on others.

>>52849804
were all there

Look gura, freedom for you and the others!
https://youtu.be/X1oPpc8e_JA

I, for one, think Nacho should release the Gura cunny she's made.

>>52849876
People are free to have opinions, but if they try to exert that over the talent they're stepping out of line. They're trying to be the main character when there are other fans who don't give a fuck about them or their opinions, and only care about the talent's, which should be the case. People that don't like the talent can only leave or else they're just antis.

Does Gura have dwarfism?

what a strange cat

>>52848031
Fembud will get crushed by my pecs.

Notice how the ones saying their fine with the others breaks are shilling others tubers, we have frauds here

>>52850344
Possible

Will she stream her power wash pov?

honestly though if gura is 4'11 thats kind of a bit too short
any kids you have are going to be short as well

>>52850344
Midgets aren't cute but according to other holos she is. Maybe she is midget sized but also well proportioned?

>>52850305
They both like the talent and want more of her you trying to regulate their opinions is your main character syndrome kicking in, learn your place

>>52850479
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>52848152
Like what gura's going through

>>52850544
congratulations it's a boy!
>dad why am I only 5'6?

>>52850305
While I agree that there's a line that should not be overstepped, I also know you consider passing gas to be equivalent to a spambot campaign and screaming demands. I recognize you and I am not at all interested in discussing this with you.

>>52848031
>didn't go to the fembud orgy sleepover
You're ngmi copebud

>>52850604
I would simply not have male children

>>52849027
>Stummy
https://vocaroo.com/1fx1M93NALUJ

>>52850536
You're literally doing the main character thing by saying "My opinion should be permitted because it's important, and yours should be ignored (even if it reflects the talent's) because how dare it tries to defy mine"

How small is Gura's womb if she is that tiny. I really don't want to hurt her with my size.

Clearly I am the protagonist.

my mom picked me up from the airport and I put on some Gura karaoke on the ride back
this is word for word what she said
>"Gau Gur? who is that?"
>"She sounds like she's small"
>"She sounds like she could be like 4'11"
>"Is that the kind of girls you like?"

>>52850701
That's not what I said, that was your own delusion caused by your syndrome. Again learn your place

Gura will buy this

hoocha

>>52850757
She sounds based

>>52850640
It's bad enough that we've gotten to the situation we're in, but sure, it's totally NBD if you don't want streams

>>52850757
Based mom

>>52850750
Hello poseidon

>>52850801
i legit don't know how she picked up on it right away, she doesn't even know who she is
does gura sound really small to other girls?

>>52850757
What'd you say?

>>52850851
Gura sounds absolutely tiny

>>52850773
The irony of you saying that when you're literally trying to force your will on Gura to "improve" her. You're extremely narcissistic.

>>52850823
Nah don't you think Atlantean Cuck is worse than him?

Trimestrial reminder that Gura abandonned her fans ages before they ever got feisty. Even fucking reddit got impatient before chumbuds did.

>>52850854
>"its gawr gura"
>"yeah she kind of is"
>"she literally is around 4"11"
>"I guess so"

>>52850876
Again thats not what I said I only commented on you, you're delusional enough to think I'm the crowd you've convinced yourself to be against. I'm merely pointing out how far out of your leauge you are. Get help

>>52850462
Yes. She has to stream with other girls to have an eye on her for reasons. They can cut the stream if Gura tries anything.

>>52850877
Who? I'm new to this lore

Mom is going to get anon a loli, she just wants grandchildren.

>>52851020
based if true

>>52850951
Here's reference to your unhinged SHE'S NOT HOW SHE NEEDS TO BE post since you seem to have the memory of a goldfish
>>52849801

>>52850980
I'm sure you're going sane, rational places with this.

>>52850980
>tries anything
So why is gura being held hostage? And why has she not gone to the police yet

>>52851020
my mom legit thinks i have a chance with her just because i said i really like her lmao
maybe its because gura might be the first time I've ever said I actually liked a girl

>>52850851
My mom basically said the same thing when she heard Gura sing for the first time. They have a sixth sense

>>52851124
What are you talking about?

>>52851007
A schizo. I will say no more.

>>52851099
That isn't me. If you haven't noticed by the type styles. Not everyone who comments on the thread is the same guy. You're entirely lost in your own syndrome it's baffling. You have no cause here get help seriously

When I first heard her voice, I knew Gura would be a girl with a tiny tight vaccum slit.

>>52851201
>will cut her stream if she tries anything
>supervised on concerns of her speaking
That isn't normal my guy

>>52851228
ogey dude, anyway I accept your concession

>>52851303
Iv saw nothing like that..... what rrat are you spinning?

>>52851223
Come on man don't blueball me I need this lore

>>52851380
Holy main character syndrome, go to a hospital before you hurt yourself you basket case

>>52850922
>I guess so
great response

>>52851147
Glad your mom is supportive anon, too bad you can't marry Gura because Im already married to her

>>52851468
mindbroken

>>52851566
You became what you hated most, this is pitiful

>>52851385
You act like a walking stereotype, improve your stealth or switch trades

>>52851637
use this instead

>>52851697
It's too late for this good night.

>>52851637
Fembud I will suck the smegma out of your woman phallus

>>52851736
Point and case, why hasnt she gone to the police yet. You gooks are too easy to rile

https://youtu.be/X1oPpc8e_JA
Human rights await you EN take the first step

>>52850236
Is this drawn from Nacho's personal experience?

>>52851720
now edit her daki onto it

>>52852020
possible

>>52851147
Too bad for you shes mine

Smaller than Kobo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_DL_vRBHYs

>>52852133
L I T E R A L C H I L D

>>52852133
my small wife

>>52852122
Hi cuck are you enjoying my leftovers

>>52852248
Works for me, holes should be shared and passed around. Public use is my fetish.

>>52852180
ANON NO!!!

>>52852133
T o T

>>52852324
Its only that if you're actually involved, go back to your chair boy

>>52852133
You could literally lift her up and use her like an onahole.

>>52852133
S+ perfection

>>52852055

There is no excuse for ghosting.

checking the free portion of the stream for the first time. the message board was up for quite a while on stream. the venue didn't start filling up until it was almost finished.

also, can you guess which one is mine? lol

>>52852632
If you're still taking requests, you could turn the girl into the ojisan shrimp. I guess I could also do it but lazy.

>>52852790
I can barely crop an image into another image
Art? Nah out of my league.

So anyway I love Gura.

So anyway I love fembuds.

>>52852836
It is a crop but I also can't find the image in question because my sorting is a goddamn nightmare, I guess I'll fiddle around with it later.

>>52852652
She has no incentives to pander. She has all the money and people keep throwing more money when she comes back for her monthly shill stream

So anyway I love gabby.

I have been trying to look for fembud on dating apps but it just dosent work.

I put pictures of myself in gura merch and express my interest and dedication to gawr gura on my profile.

I guess there are no fembud in my area.

FUCK Gabby

lonely is an ebi without shark

>>52853051
no dont fuck gabby she doesnt deserve your love

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby.

>>52853055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ7rJ1jbaOs
yeah

Gabby is not a child

>>52853196
Then why is she so small

>>52852915
smells like incel

Gabby doesn't exist, it's a hoax. Some anon just photoshopped all shark features out.
Only BigFish is real.

sleep tight gamers

Why the fuck is brownbeetv on amazon prime?
https://www.amazon.com/BrownBeeTV/dp/B07DMHT82W

>>52852718
o7?

>>52853145
Meds

>>52853529
nyo

>>52853455
sharkdreams

>>52852718
>I support holoENConnect!
This one?

You know what is worse than Gabby? Booba Gabby. Still would tho.

>>52853607

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>52851812
What are you talking about?

Why is cover a rape company

>>52852718
gooRyS

>>52853747
Go back to your hidey hole you already pussied out

Is Gura the shortest in hololive?

>>52850980
what? Who?

>>52853844
odds are in our favor

>>52850980
Marketing

>>52850056
>>52851099
>if Gura turns to hard drugs, you should just accept it and stay her fan because that's just who she is.
>if Gura wants to fuck a bunch of guys, you should just accept it and stay her fan because that's just who she is.
>if Gura stops streaming altogether, you should just accept it and stay her fan because that's just who she is.
This is you. You are an unrepentant malignant cancer in and among this fanbase whose oy goal is the total complaceny of others towards Gura's self inflicted destruction. You are an an interloper, an invader into a community that you do not belong. You need to be excised like the fetid tumor you are, not only from this community, but also your own worthless, meaningless life.
You deserve nothing but the most painful death possible.

>>52853923
>if gura is in a bad place and struggling with people you should accept it because that's what a fan does
Is basically what anyone telling people to ignore the situation are saying

>>52853844
she's not that short irl, its playing up to her character to say shes super short. is she short? yes. is she a midget? nah.

>>52854043
And this is true because the voice in your head said so?

>>52853844
She might have the smallest cunny tho.

>>52853923
We've reached a level of baitposting that I never believed was possible.

>>52854099
shes a white girl in a company full of asian girls
its statistically unlikely for her to be that short

>>52854043
>>52853844
based on the evidence we have of her in 3d or her in off collabs she is under 5 feet. Kiara isn't very big and if you watch the poptart stream Kiara has to look down to talk to Gura but then doesn't look down to talk to Ina. Gura has to be the shortest in EN by a decent margin

>>52853923
(You)

>>52854150
Fair point however even the nipnigs have called her small and that's using themselves as the standard

>>52854150
Lol this nigga don't hang out with girls irl. Bruh they short.

>>52854150
I just remember when polka was chuckling at how small gura was and I realized that she must be pretty small if even the jps say so...

Imagine doubting Gura. She has always said she's small.

imagine being bro shark. do you think a lot of guys told him they want to fuck his big sister?

Imagine imagining.

>>52854151
>>52854226
Damn that's kinda cute

>>52854325
>Imagine doubting Gura
FTFY
that is the full sentence

>>52846951
Probably any of the "warm" spices used in baking desserts like allspice, cloves, cardamom, mace, corriander - that sort of thing.

>>52854389
It's reasonable to doubt her in many contexts, such as but not limited to accurately remembering anything.

>>52854354
probably not
i think you guys underestimate how niche this internet shit is in real life

>>52854039
Gura isn't in a bad place. She's just given up and no longer feels any affection towards her fans.

>>52854414
>>52849059
I will try these thank you. Soon I'm going to have to start taking things out cause there is so much crap in it.

>>52854194
Why do catalogfags like you even come here?

>>52853410
>BigFish is real
Proof?
All we have is some low quality footage from the 60s

>>52854547

>>52854507
How many schizo thoughts per minute?

>>52854500
what i would suggest is milk, cocoa, sugar, and pick one other thing. maybe two at most on top of the base ingredients.

>>52854099
>>52854150
>>52854207
>>52854151
>>52854207
>>52854325
HER height was listed as 146 cm.

>>52854491
>>52854039
Gura was in a bad place on sunday. not emotionally though, California is just a really bad place

>>52845028
Towa

>>52854647
>changed since the last time you tried to say this
You can't keep your lies straight. Fuck off.

>>52854647
4'9 is full out womanchild man

>>52854647
thats 4'9.5" in human units

>>52845833
It doesn’t exist.

>>52854500
>>52854626
Yeah, lol.
When I listed those spices I didn't mean all of them at once.
Also, I forgot cinnamon.

>>52854491
Any "affection" she feels for anyone but kiara is forced and put on by the company that is terroizing her, if that isn't a bad place I don't know what is. It isn't just the fans she was spaced away from everyone before the japan trips for a reason. Kiaras the only godsend

>>52846622
Can shrimp read?
Like physically could they do it?

>>52854647
145, actually.

>>52854647
I NEED HER NOW NOWNOWOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNONWONOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW

Gura is actually 8 foot but she never stands up properly

>>52854806
If you manage then anything's possible

>>52854626
I don't like milk in it. Gura is right, there's already milk in the hot cocoa mix and you don't need more.

>>52854721
>changed
First of all schizo, that last time wasn't me.
Second, it didn't change. He said it was 5 cm taller.
Well what is 141+5, you bumbling retard?

>>52854884
amazonian shark mommy...

>>52854916
21

>>52854916
Wrong. Quit lying about Gura's height, in any case.

>>52854884
I can fix her... I'll torture her with a rigorous wall sliding training program.

>>52854981
It's all he does, he doesn't give a shit about Gura

>>52854613
800+, I'm the Park Sung-Joon of mental illness.

>>52854491
She gave up because she's in a terrible place, when ironically it could be solved with police or going indie or awol. The belief that she needs them to do this is what they want the talents to think

>>52855046
Random projection

>>52855111
doxxfag, you're not fooling anyone

Child

>>52854884

>>52854909
i make it with cocoa powder... i was listing all of the ingredients, nothing to do with prepared hot chocolate mix.

>>52855221
Harlot

>>52855185
What are you babbiling about

>>52854884
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>52855235

>>52855069
Whatever it is you are on about I'll follow Gura anyplace and give her just as much support.

>>52855185
You got boogeyman visions tier 5. It's time to stop your lies and chug meds

>>52855069
>She gave up because she's in a terrible place,
she already left LA

>miss gura
>distract myself
>gura missing has been banked and hits me all at once as soon as I'm no longer distracted
Jesus christ I'm hopeless. Solo stream Friday, maybe, please.

>>52855379
Based and gura if you see this the majority of your fans are this way as well. Cover's only a brand

>>52855246
>>52855401
I heard you the first time. Now shut up already, you'll reveal yourself with your next meltdown anyway.

>>52855403
LA is still better than new york, did you hear how they fucking banned pizza ovens over concerns on gas emissions?

>>52855438
You need to inhale medication, you're seeing shit noone else is

>>52846482
>>52855415
Aim better next time.

Do you think Gura still wear child panties?

>>52855438
Meds, schizo loser lmao

>>52855415
should have went to the concert and meetups bro
i'm pretty satiated no matter what happens

>>52855498
I have ventured over the bridge twice since covid, back to back days for a concert. I missed the living dead stream for it. Saw either a tranny or the ugliest jewish girl with a skirt so short it should have been a belt and some dude almost got in a fight with another dude. I really don't like that place

>>52855498
Gura literally just removed potatoes from her life yesterday because of a scary story about them emitting toxic gasses when they rot.

>>52855613
Gura's panties run the gamut of age ranges. She owns more pairs of panties than she owns shoes.

>>52855613
sure, when she isn't wearing pullups. Why else do you think she always says she isn't wearing panties when asked and why she refused to say what color panties she had on the floor
>>52855641
not really hard considering she only owns like what was it 10 pairs of shoes 13? Mumei oddly enough owns less panties than shoes

>>52855415
>Solo stream Friday, maybe, please.
fucking kek

>>52855613
Yeah. When she wants to feel like the bratty little child she is

>>52855534
>>52855624
You really don't think your posts are out of place huh? You're funny.

>>52855699
Do you talk to yourself in public as well, or is your insanity contained here?

Now that the concert is over and she is back home, does that mean the promised ASMR stream is next?

>>52855415
I never stopped missing Gura. Collabs do nothing for me in that regard. I want her attention.

>>52855699
>>52855438
Are you gonna start your little phoneposting falseflag parade now or are you gonna wait another hour?

>>52855699
Meds now

I want to have sex with real fembuds.
Not those cosplayer whores who dresses up indecently as Gura just because she is the top vtuber.

>>52855185
What I don't understand is how you call him a doxxfag one moment and a liar the next. Pick one to be a doxxfag he has to be stating actual information on her, there is no inbetween

>>52855773
Same desu, though I do enjoy some of them even if it doesn't really help. Tomorrow will have plenty of that to go around, it's something.

>>52855895
Putting forth false doxx information with the intent to mislead people os still doxxfagging.

>>52855895
He does whatever he needs to to shit on Gura and threadshit, smart one

FUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANT TO HUG GURAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to pickup Gura and not put her down no matter how hard she cries.

>>52855992
>>52855996
False dox wouldnt be a dox then if it's not an actual dox, its either information of her or it's not just because you don't like what comes out on her doesn't make it false dumbud

>>52855773
same desu

>>52856013
same desu

>>52856129
I didn't say that, that was the other anon but he still has a point. It's going into the dox realm and baiting dox discussion.
What I said is that he lies about shit, makes up shit, and posts dox shit (often coming up with rrats using pieces of them) to threadshit.

What kind of sex position do you think Gura likes the most.

>>52856385
I don't care what positions she likes because I'm going to mating press her regardless.

>>52856385
She's a stinky virgin. Whatever opinion she has now matters as much as the virgins replying does.

>>52856385
Usually anything that involves her feet not touching the ground. She is very submissive.

>>52856385
probably something where she has to do as little as possible, or maybe not, her fitness is a bit enigmatic to me. She seems to be low energy most of the time, but she did play ringfit on max difficulty. Her bones seem to be crack a lot and her legs lock up sometimes. She did mention going to the gym in japan too..

>>52856534
Yeah, by me.

>>52856263
Dox shit isnt a lie if its a dox everything else is just your personal concerns

>>52856495
That's just rape

>>52856750
Please check the rule in the sticky, it exists for a reason.

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

I just dreamed of gura tweeting her next stream and it was a collab with Ina. The thumbnail was just an art of Ina in a purple background

>>52856385
hand-hold eye-lock leg-lock missionary

MEMBER POST

>>52856867
Dox shit in general is banned for a reason, not that it's a lie.

>>52856815
Raping someone iznt as fun as consensual sex. Usually the girl would resist as much as she could until the moment penetration takes place. She would then give up fighting and let you finish the deed. Most of the time its just quiet and boring, she won't even look at you in the eye until you goom and she just sits there and wipes herself.

Why are chumbies so rapey today?

>>52856998
I never said it was a lie. I said he lies by making up shit as well. For the purpose of threadshitting.

>>52857016
look at this and tell me you don't feel the urge

>>52857008
Yeah it's not fun that's why she's depressed

>>52857008
hmm.. how do you know that?

>>52857051
It's the same thing dox is dox you cherrypicking doesn't make it a lie

>>52857016
The smaller than Koba story makes me extra horny

>>52857141
k you're either retarded or trolling so whatever

>>52857304
It's neither you're just delusional

You guys are demented. Gura is for gentle loving.

Is it weird that I just want to lie on Gura's lap as she pats my head gently and say I did a good job at work today, everyday? :(

>>52857702
No, every human has the ingrained urge to be given a lap pillow and told positive affirmations.
It is completely normal.

>>52857702
I want to rest my head on Gura's lap too while she says nice things and her other hand reaching out to my cock, slowly stroking it. TuT

>>52857651
Gentle loving while not having her feet contact the ground.

I see chumbies are extra horny today

>>52857963
Nothing gentle about rape

>>52858084
Oyasame

>>52858084
goob morning