/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>give me money and maybe I'll do what you want, or not if it's not enough
Wise words indeed.

This is just the official hololive guidelines for fans paraphrased.

>>52802114

>>52802066
well said

by ご褒美 she means sex with bf

>>52802066
Gimme more money so I can then sleep for 18 hours a day

>>52802066
I'll reward her with my cock and cum to impregnate her

>>52802066
*pays her in a platonic headpat*
Nothing personnel, Choco
*refuses to grope her on the way out*

>>52802066
Why would I reward her for being lazy whore? Doesn't make sense

>>52804623
yeah, me

Is she implying she doesn't get many supas? I watch her streams a few times every month, not enough to follow the notifications or her reading streams.

>>52802066

>>52804984
i wrote this

>>52802066
you idiots have reinforce bad behavior. she begged for memberships and you dumbasses gave them to her. now she needs more 'motivation'

>>52802066
>women are easy. just be nice to them

Is this why EN is so lazy?

>>52805654
carrot and stick. choco wants carrot. choco needs stick.

>>52802066
CHOCOSENSEI SEX STREAM ON 1M SUBS. SUB NOW YOU FUCKING FAGS

>>52802066
She really is the worst kind of woman. But she's honest and even her fans wouldn't be able to put up with her irl so they hope some other chump scoops her up.

>Choco sen getting a catalog shitting thread
she's on her way to the top again

>>52805214
>you idiots
Nobody here watches Japanese streamers beyond clips, especially fucking Choco, and nobody here can afford to donate anything beyond a $5/mo membership either.

>>52802106
>>52802114
Lmao

It's true. Women have zero internal motivation.

>>52802066
okay choco-sensei. but don't forget to oil roboco up before use, we don't want her to rust.

>>52805054
Sounds to me like she's just getting a little fatter, her IRL bodies are still subject to time unlike their models

>>52802066
Just because you like doesn't mean you would get it, that's why Choco has so many failed dates, financially she can do whatever she wants, but relationships aren't so easy that you'll get everything you want and maintain your lifestyle.
Choco wants a man who will do n things but she doesn't wanna sacrifice her 36 hours daily sleep routine.

>>52805909
Not every thread on the catalog is a targeted anti thread.
Or at least, the perception of every thread on the catalog being only used for shitposting is what leads to the catalog being the dump that it tends to be. But it doesn't have to be this way.

>>52813576
But I wonder if she is aware of that

>>52814589
Kek no

everything she said is true
why is sisters schizoing out?

>>52814911
Because it is Thursday on Mt.Fuji.

so true sisters

Choco is really an entitled cunt. Every time she opens her mouth she's just talking about how everyone should give things to her and do things for her, despite having rotten eggs that will never bear children and having a known track record of being an actual slut. No wonder she can't get a man to stick around in her life

>>52817966
>bare
Sorry, I'm ESL, I was born and raised in America so I can't speak English, sorry

>>52817966
>>52818065
"Bear" is the correct word in this context, retardchama. Don't blame your personal retardation on your country. Even if your school was shit, you could read a book of your own volition.

>>52819293
books cost money.

>>52819527
Using the library doesn't.

>>52819549
you're assuming a library is an option. hell, even in the US they're slowly defunding libraries.

>>52802066
alright choco you've earned it
>unzips dick

>>52802066
whore

>>52802106
>>52804674
>>52805214
>>52805835
>>52817966
>>52822747
You're obsessed. She said nothing wrong or offensive

>>52802066
She talking about of her eggs.

>>52802066
This will work for both men and women.
If you want unconditional free love, actually find someone who deeply in love with you.

>>52804674
lol you don't even watch her stream you EOP cunt.

>>52824272
And I didn't say she did, now who's the obsessed one? You, that's who.

>>52802066
translation: i am a whore, pay me.

>>52825687
how find love

>>52805990
This. Also most polyglot viewers will not set foot in this contamination zone.

>>52826627
There's two ways to find love:
>Actually find true love (Very hard difficulty)
>Stockholm Syndrome (Medium difficulty)
Mind control is still unproven theory

so much roastie seethe itt, did the sisters synch up?

>>52830931
If they can sync up their "Time of the month" they can sync their seething as well.