/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52798533
god i want to get ame's rashes

>>52798533
I gave her those herpes

>>52798533
No wonder she'd been hanging around Tempus less recently...

>>52798533
It could be eczema anon. I used to have bad eczema when I was a kid, especially on my legs, and was embarrassed to wear shorts or swim trunks as a result.

>>52798533
https://youtu.be/VF2Hli6oKeA

>>52798533
Still would.

>>52798673
>Spread eczema
Also this now makes 2 girls with STDs, the second being La+

>>52798533
TEMPUS

You probably have herpes if your mom kissed you when you were a baby OP

>>52798533
i'd rub ointment on her rashes..mmm

>>52798533
You don't know that. You're making an assumption. There's plenty of skin conditions that have bumps or are itchy and dry.

>>52798673
Probably. I have this nasty eczema on my hands called dyshidrotic eczema (do NOT google images) and when the bubbles pop the liquid will instantly spread it to wherever it touches. I haven't been able to touch my hands together for 10+ years for fear of spreading the eczema to my left hand. It mostly fucks my right hand up and I did accidentally spread it to my middle finger on my left hand but it wasn't enough spread for it to permanently stay. I refuse to touch anyone's hand cause I don't want to spread it to someone.

Is this part of Kayfabe?

>>52798987
Even then it’s entirely possible to have some form of herpes without any kind of sexual contact. These people aren’t stupid enough to blatantly talk about having caught a legitimate STD.

>>52798533
huh, did Ame collab with Laplus?

>>52798533
Oh no teammmates!

>>52798533

Amelia confirmed the earl hypernova of vtubing.

>it rubs the lotion on its skin.

>>52798533
aaaah... That explains why the jps avoid her so much.
Everything makes sense now.

>>52798533
It was me, humu

>>52798664
This unironically kind of saves her from Tempus, i don't think the guys would go so far to contract STDs just for an ugly girl pussy.
Teamates can be parasocial again.

>>52798533
How to tell us you are an uneducated American without telling us.
99% of all people have Herpes, if it flares up or not has to do with your immune system and genetics.

>>52800170
sure thing, bugchaser.

>>52798823
Wait what does La+ have?

>>52800152
I slept with a girl once and got a bad eye infection after. If I could go back in time I would not do this

At least a couple of the tempus lads absolutely would not fuck with that

>>52800325
Mouth herpes

>>52800268
>https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/herpes-simplex-virus
The weirdest thing about Americans is that they are so incredibly uninformed about most things but in such an arrogant, know-it-all way. Truly amazing.

>>52798673
>>52799058
TIL eggsma can be spread to other people.

>>52800453
The only person I met who got confused about that was from the UK.

>>52800453
>Talk to your healthcare provider if you are pregnant, because there is a risk of passing herpes to your baby.
So we are all fucked from birth?

>>52800718
Basically. Also, half of the human race has HPV which is another sexually transmitted disease.

>>52800718
Yes basically. HSV1 is pretty much harmless though unless your immune system is severely compromised.

>>52798533
God, I wanna put my penis in her, unprotected.

>>52800718
The face mites that exist on most peoples faces is theorized to spead from contact with the mom as well.

>>52799058
That is weird for me, i had dyshidrotic eczema since i was a kid but it fully stopped appearing on my hands for like 10 years now.
Also i have mouth sores and never (proudly) kissed anyone in my life and they also disappear for some years.

>>52800453
>>52800718
jesus christ we're all filthy animals after all

>>52798533
Defend? thats hot as fuck

>>52799058
Man I have this and it makes my life so much fucking worse. I can't even wash my hands properly, they are constantly bleeding from scratching and no matter what kind of moisturizer or topical corticosteroids I have used I just can't get rid of it fully. It flares right back up just when it seems like it is about to heal. Sometimes I just want to cut my hands all together

How is this a surprise given how often she stops mid-stream to scratch herself for 10 seconds straight?

>>52801405
How do you even notice that in 2D?

>>52801405
Funny of you to imply that anyone posting in /vt/ actually watches streams.

>>52799058
How do you fap

>>52800453
>99% of people have herpes
in reality:
> (67%) globally have herpes simplex virus type 1 (HSV-1) infection, the main cause of oral herpes.
Key word - ORAL herpes, which doesn't show up as a rash on your body.
> (13%) worldwide have herpes simplex virus type 2 (HSV-2) infection, the main cause of genital herpes.
Yup, this is what Ame got.

>>52801077
https://files.catbox.moe/vgmm8e.png
Hot AF

>>52801527
This is the one she got.
Who did she touch to get this?

>>52798823
>Also this now makes 2 girls with STDs, the second being La+
For something to be a "Sexually Transmitted Disease" it has to be, you know, sexually transmitted. Since La+ has herpes on her face, are you saying she got it giving a blowjob? Or eating out some girls pussy?

>>52801470
>>52801503
well you know she does keep saying "Itchy" and even her chat started making it a normal thing using the emotes you can spell "Itchy" quite easily.

>virgin incel doesn't know you can get herpes from licking toilets
It doesn't mean someone is having sex you know- oh wait you don't know HA.

>>52801813

>>52802274
So does Tempus live rent free in your mind or are you trying to troll teamates?

>>52798533
That is gross, Ame

>>52801167
I know how you feel bro. Sometimes I dream of replacing the skin on my hand with a graft or something and that fixes it but then I wake up.

>>52801167
>>52803029
Damn anons, i really hope it gets better for you somehow

>>52801167
>>52803029
I feel sorry for you, and I don't know how to word it without sounding like an asshole, but try to not have any offspring.

>>52800325
Cold sores.

>>52798533
Proof?

I'm not suprised she has something. I'm more surprised she would discuss it on stream.

Now you know why Gura avoids hugging her

>>52802069
>Or eating out some girls pussy?
Yeah, mine

>>52800170
Feels good to be 1%. Amirite anons?

>>52798533
>defend this.
no

Ame only showers once a week!

>>52800170
Retard, herpes is an entire family of viruses, even including Chicken pox. The herpes we are talking about is possessed by a much smaller percentage of the population, like >>52801527 explains.

Tattoos rashes and herpes.

>>52798533
Don't worry anon, I'll mail her a bottle of my semen to rub on her race and body
>will that cure the rashes?
What rashes?

>>52801527
Hang on then...
Kiara wore Amelia's clothes while she visited her.
Does that mean Kiara is infected with rashes too?

>itt anons doesn't understand the concept of most people on earth having herpes.

>>52800170
wtf 99 percent of the world are whores!

>>52799058
>>52801167
That's not what Ame has, its just your standard genital herpes, possibly in the mouth, but god damn man do you have no treatment for that?

>>52800453
Real talk:
Why the fuck there's still no cure for this? It's smallpox, they could easily make a cure.

>>52810735
There is. For the Chosen People.

Isn't it something like 75% of people have herpes?

>>52798823
Eczema is not contagious. Just googled it.

Fuck yeah, fucking poz me, shit in my wounds, let me piss inside your yeast infection cunt

>>52799058
googled it and it says eczema isn't contagious, u sure it's that?

I have AIDS uwu isn't that like so heckin quirky??

>>52799058
You may actually have leprosy, eczema doesn't spread.

>>52802219
Why the fuck I would care about diseases, besides pneumonia that I got when I was a baby I never got sick since then.

>>52811056
It's a (mostly) harmless variant of smallpox. You can unironically get it if you took the vaccine.

>>52798533
Gura gave it to her

>>52799058
>the liquid will instantly spread it to wherever it touches
This sounds viral like something HPV-related. Maybe a secondary infection.

>>52798533
It's probably eczema. Kronii has it too.

>>52799058
it says online that it isn't contagious? im confused now

>>52814128
Eczema is not contagious to others so i think he needs a doctor. What he described isn't normal

>>52798673
>>52799058
>>52801167
I have a permanent case of eczema all over my arms and legs. It was unbearable growing up, to the point of not being able to wear pants or longsleeves without discomfort, but the pain went away completely around 20, and at most it just looks like i have a sunburn from far away.

To any anon assuming its a death sentence for any social life, every girl i've dated hasn't given a fuck about it, so dont give into the bullshit.

>>52815946
Anon...
Eczema only affects hands and feet

>>52816063
Not true, sorry I should have specified the condition so that's on me.

>>52815946
>Every girl i've dated hasn't given a fuck about it.
Your mom doesn't count. That shit is gross to look at for anybody

>>52799058
wow a real life comic villain in the making

>>52799166
Laprus....

>>52800170
This is the dumbest fucking libcuck cope I've ever seen

>>52800453
>(((who)))
Trust the (((science)))!

>>52802219
>roastie whore links toilets
I'm a volcel

It's easy to defend when you're not retarded. Simply put, she's an entertainer. She could have the Midas touch and it wouldn't make me not like her because she'll never be anywhere near me. But her creative ideas and funny jokes always reach me and make me smile.

>>52809489
I don't think so but it would be actually funny because we would immediately know.
Still Ame cute on the concert

>>52798533
huh

>>52817760
She's not entertaining

>>52820406
fake

Gonna throw it out there to educate, because people often mix the two up:
A COLD SORE is herpes, often found on the lips.
A KANKER SORE is a sore on the inside of the mouth, often caused by physical damage (like an accidental cheek bite), though it may be cause by bacteria in rare case. Kanker sores are not herpes.

Herpes is very common compared to other sexually transmitted diseases, and its impact is nonsevere with treatment and contact avoidance during flare ups. HOWEVER, it's not the cakewalk, omnipresent, "lol don't worry about it everyone has it" disease some people cope about. In most cases you can, and should, easily avoid herpes. Why needlessly subject yourself to a disease that give your sores? 60% of people have it? 99%? That's pure bullshit.

Herpes is a sexually transmitted disease, but it's not exclusively sexually transmitted. It can be spread through other means as well. This includes kissing and childbirth. While herpes is relatively harmless to adults, it can possibly kill a baby. And if it doesn't, the baby still has herpes. Did you or your wife just have a kid, and is Grandma trying to kiss the baby on the cheek at every chance she gets? Shut that shit down HARD. You don't know if she has herpes.

>>52798533
Herpes doesn't cause a rash. It causes sores.
>>52816063
LOL NO. Who the fuck told you that?
>>52799058
Eczema isn't contagious or spreadable you stupid fuck. It's not caused by a pathogen.

>>52821112
>HOWEVER, it's not the cakewalk, omnipresent, "lol don't worry about it everyone has it" disease some people cope about.
I hate those faggots so much. Every time herpes is brought up they come out of the woodwork to spread their bullshit.

>>52798533
Herpes isn't a rash you fucking troglodyte.

she's getting rashes from eating bread you retards

>>52821112
grandma, do you have herpes?

Herpes don't cause rashes, monkey-chama..
How desperate are you?

>>52823314
Unironically, yes. Ask that. Get proof. If Grandma can't respect your parenting wishes for your own child, deny her access to that child.

>>52798533
I gave it to her, also
>mm

>>52802570
>see cancer spammed on this board endlessly every day for a year
>"gee this cancer kinda sucks"
>WHAT SO IT LIVES RENT FREE IN YOUR MIND CHUD???

>>52798533
she has shingles, itchy, painful and spreadable

its a chicken pox reinfection at adult age and strikes women more often than men

ya'll are fucking retarded

>>52833497
So she isn't vaccinated? Everyone tskes the smallpox vaccine dumbass

>>52809801
Why don't any of us have it?