/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/mans/ is reclining...

>>52792543
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>52792790
>no posts in almost 10 minutes while they are still streams happening
Scary... What happened to the /mans/ I knew and loved?

Wednesday

vesmeowchi

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>52792869
Amen.

>>52792869
amen

>>52792921
SEA is mostly at work or at school while EU is still asleep or prepping for work/school. NA and SA should all be sleeping by now

>>52792921
koipanions don't use /mans/
>>52792869
AMEN

>>52792921
I don't have fucking time for you needy bastards, my silly jester man is trying to rap

NEW VESPER NOIR 2.0!!!!
god I just want to ask him if he'll let me buy him a drink, he says yes but then pours the entire beer on my head, demands that i get down on all fours then he makes me lick the few drops of beer that got on his boots up like a dog, then he asks me how that tasted and im gagging and choking so he kicks me in the throat and asks me HOW DOES THAT TASTE and i'm just trying to breathe in air but he kicks me in the side and i double over and im crying and pissing myself, and he kinda smirks and laughs at me and goes back to the bar, so i crawl on my hands and knees with pisstears in my eyes and i struggle to stand up, im supporting myself on the bar but he just eyes me up and down and says "youre kinda tough" like he's impressed that im still standing like maybe im tough enough for him yknow but then i try to flirt back but theres a lump in my throat and i slip on the piss and knock myself unconcscious out on the bar and wake up in a barn completely naked on a chair with my hands tied behind me and there's no source of light except a dangling lamp overhead, rocking back and forth lighting the barn but i dont see anyone, its kind of cold so i start shivering and i get scared what's happening to me, "WHERE AM I" i call out but nobody responds for a few seconds, but then calmly gently Vesper puts his hands on my shoulders from behind me and at first its nice, its like a warm embrace upon my cold naked skin but then the embrace grows stronger, he's squeezing and i cant even yell for help, but then i realize i dont even WANT to yell for help, this is kinda nice a sweet release into oblivion, the end credits of my universe at the hands of a total barahimbo, and my thoughts become jumbled and collapse inwards like a dying star and my life flashes before my eyes why did i spend so much time watching Tempus jesus christ I thought I was going to stop when I hit 9 month menshi don't you remember you promised yourself you wouldn't get addicted but then you continued to watch for nearly a year, and my eyes are rolling into the back of my skull this is it this is truly the end, is there a God I wonder?, i feel completely numb I'm going to die in this barn, I think of my childhood as it flashes through my brain like heat lightning I wonder where my childhood friends are now, things used to be so simple but now my life is so different, I feel like a completely different person sometimes I think the memories from all those years ago were implanted into me with a microchip it all feels so foreign, my train of thoughts is off the rails I only manage to remember that I'm back in the barn, back in the damp wet dark barn with Vesper and finally in an act of mercy he snaps my neck anyways MAN Vesper looks good in his 2.0

>>52793110
ogey

Goodnight /MANS/, I'm looking forward to Altnowa tomorrow

I love shinri

>>52793007
it's 4th of July night too, nobody's really home

Wait Shinri's streaming?

>>52793298
Yep, both Shinri and Bettel are streaming right now

>>52792790
>>52792921
I will remind /MANS/ to bake

I'm going to kill myself if I can't find this body pillow. A cardboard cut out isn't enough. I need him so badly. SC HATE.

I want to orally attack bettel's prostate

Soon

Dead hours is roach hours

>>52794146
femnowa 2.0

>>52793989
Based

flaytel love! I already miss flayon... TOT

Phantom needs to be put on a diet!

>>52794493

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GQRaCkfvCw
Flayon's influence is spreading.

Surely Magni will stream tomorrow on Wednesday night

>>52794729
yeah, with k*o

bye bye bettel

>>52794762
kro?

>>52794762
you forgot the n

>>52794485
based flaytel poster. i miss flayon too.

>catch midway through Bettel's karaoke
>felt weirdly compelled to not participate in chat the rest of the stream because I wasn't there to greet Bettel at the start

Am I the only one with this feel?

>>52795031
stop being autistic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEE-tdJGp6w
Sometimes I like the YouTube algorithm.

bettel's karaoke archive (only audio)
https://gofile.io/d/48GJHC

>>52795031
I'll give you an advice; Talents are always more than happy just to know you're there, they know ppl need to do things and can't have 100% of their spare time to them, so you should think about what the talent think about this, and not how you look compared to other fans.
Just show your appreciation via chat, or don't, just watching is enough.

>>52795031
Chat goes brrr don't worry about it. It was a gorilla stream anyway.

>>52795091
>no password
based

>>52795031
On smaller or tighter knitted chats, yeah. But on Bettel's of all people? Nope.

>>52795031
he wouldn't know

>>52794947
yeah! i mean bettel has already been on vacation before and this is the first time for flay but I don't think i can get used to this emptiness...

>>52795091
Just woke up.. thank you anon

>>52794485
Imagining this but it's Flayon dozing on Bettel's lap uuuoooohhh

>>52795093
AI are scary, I still can't get over SpongeBob singing Big Iron

I want Magni to die.

>>52795093
Lol

>>52795684
fuck off magni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1YuH1vX_Zw

FRAME'S UP

>>52795684
Instead of posting here, maybe you should stream more Magni

Where's the magnoir art collab did I miss some announcement?

Discuss

>>52794729
First stream back after a long break and it's a niji collab that won't last for more than an hour and a half

>>52795999
what the fuck is an ethyria

>>52795999
。。。。。。。

>>52796050
This worst highschool cliques like niji gen that bullied Nina off to graduation

>>52795892
Look closer.
>>52795999
The saddest thing is that Nowa will never raid Nina's stream ever again.

>>52795999
millie and hakka kinda similar, but I can't find any similarity from others.

No upcoming streams?

>>52796151
The teamup lied to me...

>>52796151
This hag is joining EN3 I can feel it

>>52796207
There's probably a clause somewhere that says you can't readily join a rival corp after graduation

>>52796207
stfu I bet you don't even care about holoen

>>52796207
I really doubt it. But it would be an interesting development.

>>52796270
fuma joined star jp after graduating from 2434

>>52796270
that's not possible

>>52796300
That is true, but why are you so aggresive?

>>52793666

>>52794583
This is cute

>>52796448
???

>>52795999
i get murderous urges whenever rainbow clock EN is mentioned in any capacity around the boys

>>52796207
Vshojo

>>52796581
dried up loose whore hag

>>52796448
me when i spread misinformation on the internet

>>52796574
(me) sorry, I think I mistook from someone else

>>52795999
>nice trips
I never watch anyone in NijiEN other than Salamence and Rosie.
>Millie reminds me too much of my annoying college friend I want to smack in the face
>Reimu is boring. She's Vox's cumdump.
>Enna is a piece of shit
>Nina has an annoying voice

Your fujo ship is real

so, is tempus finally ba

>>52796841
>Nina has an annoying voice
You have an annoying voice!

I love shinri so much.. I love his dedication and genuine love for streaming and just talking. I love hearing him ramble about the dumb things on his mind, I think it’s the cutest thing when he get’s really excited to explain something so he starts talking really fast and trips on his words. I love how invested he gets while playing open world games, I love watching him jump from idea to idea for sometimes several hours at a time.. I love how much he loves the rest of tempus!! Hearing him talk about watching the other boys streams and what happened in them always makes me smile. I LOVE SHINRI!!!! AAAAAA

Are the Tempus animations finished?

>>52796849
Well I ship (You) and (Me), so I hope you're cute.

>>52796861
Don't jinx it!

Soon

https://twitter.com/ministarfruit/status/1676488481286266880

https://twitter.com/ministarfruit/status/1676488487057633280

>>52796891
Don't worry Nina. I hate you the least in your gen which is saying a lot. Now do you mind if we repopulate japan together?

Night bros, just got home. What is Shinri doing in Minecraft? Did he see Altare’s creeper farm?

Does Vesper Noir of Guild -TEMPUS- canonically have tig ol' biddies?

>>52797012
unironically my oshis

>>52797080
>Pako
Vesper would at least be F-cup to avenge his fallen daughter.

>>52796982
Cute
>>52797012
Kino

>>52796897
purest koipanion

>>52797012
Ngl I didn't know Ame had an evil form? But this is cool.

>>52796270
Luna was in Niji.

>>52797083
You poor thing.

>>52797080
>Drawn by pako
>Pako draws picrel
Yes

Tourist here, another thread mentioned there was an incident here related to asking "tits or gtfo", what's the critical information?

>>52797523
tits or gtfo

>>52796982
>Not making Altare a shota
What's the point

>>52797523
sharpie in pooper

>>52797523
I know you wanted the info from that other thread, and you may think you do, but you don't.

>>52797012
naisu if my phone was square this would be my wallpaper

>>52797523
You do not want to know.

Never change Ganchan

>>52797523

>>52796982
>>52797012
Based and based taste

>>52796982
>not shota
Wasted chance
>>52797012
kino

>>52797012
tt magni is hot

>Dead horas
Winning son is playing Troubled days if anyone is interested.
https://www.youtube.com/live/6GQRaCkfvCw

>>52798448
thank you Flayon

riptare anon if you're here just wanted to say my favorite part of the drabble you wrote was rpr being hesitant before Altare being cute kills his doubts I giggled like a idiot.
Now I really want to write another riptare thing but I need to finish the other thing I'm working on . . .

>>52798291
I go with Nowa since i know she will violently murder me the moment her meds wear off

>>52798448
>Robechan is playing with the r-18 patch on too
Let's see if he will finally break his years old streak of never having to set one of his vods to private.

>>52797661
>>52797707
>>52797790
I think I got the idea after >>52797579, thanks for the warning, farewell

>>52798489
Unironically the numberfags are picking it up after seeing his success
>>52798558
Has he played something like this before? I am nihongo dekinai.

>Vesper raided Nina
>Magni raided Scarle
>Axel raided Selen
>Bettel raided Kyo
We love nijis here

>>52798839
Why i do feel like ive seen this post before...

>>52798839
Steam summer sale is on rn boredchama, find something to play.

>>52798543
Kinda hot ngl

>>52798839
how come they never raid Tempus :(

>>52798839
Has altare never raided any nijiEN before? Kinda surprising when he was the first one to do a niji collab

>shows my sister who's never seen vtubers Vesper 1.0 and 2.0 to just choose
>she actually take a while to pick
>she chooses 2.0
i actually expect her to pick 1.0 since teen mindset. what does this mean?

>>52799016
It means she’s cultured what else

>>52798981
our boys are just too nice for their own good :(

>>52799016
You have a based sister, take care of her.

>>52799000
he's wanted to raid alban and selen before but ended up raiding jp instead both times I'm pretty sure

>>52799000
could be just to avoid drama. he has been getting collab spams and infamous in /vt/

>>52799148
>ended up raiding jp instead
Kinda based of him

>>52799231
lmfao nice one

>Man are all perverts
Robechan dont need to expose us all like this..

I love tempus

>>52799045
>>52799135
i'll tell her your compliments, anons. thank you

>>52799359
proof?

Here was posted bettels karaoke but only the first half, anyone got the full stream? (audio)

>>52798981
Because there are so many NijiEN that there are never times when no other NijiEN is streaming.

>>52799391
I do.

Tempus has raided Nijis, but why did Nijis never raid Tempus?

>>52799535
If i have to take a guess is probably they shit out so many members that at least one of 2 of them are streaming when they are done. The tempus boys are just 8 people and just some of them have raid perms for their jp senpai, which they stream in wildly different timezones for them to use them often.

Tempus management should've made some rules about raiding others like
>raid other tempus when there are streams/waiting rooms available
>only raid starsJP if there are no other streams/waiting rooms available
>definitely don't raid into any other branch or even corpo outside of stars EN/JP
>just end the stream without doing any raiding if there are no other options available
that way they can avoid any kind of drama

>>52799016
It means she didn’t get attached the the 1.0 like everyone else. people forget Vesper was the least hyped out of all pre debuts and no one cared about him until his debut was over. the 2.0 is more visually appealing to people that have never seen him before.

>>52799740
Avoid what drama, the same 10 dramanigger and their smart fridges?

>>52799740
I think the best rule is just to not stream ever, that way they avoid all drama

>>52799740
Good luck telling that to vesper with his "imma do it just cause I can" personality

>>52799832
So thats why tempus 3 hasnt streamed at all since april fools day... They cracked the code

>>52799740
>raiding waiting rooms
>when most of the time the streams they are for won't start for another 6+ hours

>>52799910
threadreaderchama.... morf streamed not even a week ago

>>52799975
and that's why there's morf drama

>>52799919
still better than raiding niji or holo

>>52799975
That wasnt morf, it was vesper skinwalking as him, it doesnt count

>>52799740
>that way they can avoid any kind of drama
>be shinri
>avoids drama
>lowest subscriber count
i see what you're trying to do here

Is there any merch you regret NOT buying?
I met someone with the tempus holofes keychains and they're actually so nice...

>>52800120
all of the valentine's charms

>>52800104
>be altare
>avoids drama
>highest subscriber count
maybe shinri is just uninteresting

>>52800120
Hakka's bottle

>>52800181
>maybe shinri is just uninteresting
maybe shinri needs to start some drama

So why did Gamma draw a genderbend version of himself? It's quite hot

>>52800120
You mean the expo ones? Aren't they huge?
I've gotten everything I want but I think I'll skip ohmonah for anniversary merch... and I know I'll regret that one day

>>52800181
>be altare
>avoids drama
>gets into drama anyway

>>52800222
Isnt it his sister ganka chan?

>>52800120
Debut merch....

>>52800181
anon Shinri has higher ccv than Altare most of the time

>>52800201
here ill start

>unironically talking about nijis
>unironically talking about numbers
Y'all sinners, we got commandments for reasons

>>52800120
Mechabirb valentine keychain and flay's debut keychain :(

>>52800120
Debut merch for both, the guild cards

>>52800388
doesn't hakka already call him father?

>>52800120
All of it but I have no money

>>52799740
>definitely don't raid into any other branch or even corpo outside of stars EN/JP
Fuck off with this tribalist bullshit. You're sounding like one of the suits that were arguing with Altare and Alban about collabing together.

>>52800120
HQ birthday merch... I didn't like any of VG sets. Glad I got a copium mug though.

>>52794004
every time i see this drawing i have an urge to pump him like an eclair. it is literally ruining my life.

>>52800488
why are vesties so homo

>>52800120
All the stuff with Flayon before his birthday because I'm not buying that joke of a bundle.
I'll get his acrylic with the anni merch if that stuff is any good I guess

>>52800479
Collab is different, everyone get the same treatment. These raid thing is one sided relationship between Tempus and others cause none of them have ever raid Tempus members

>>52800529
idk why people don't like his birthday merch, it's classic and personalized

>>52800515
tbf im not a male

I never thought I was autistic until I started watching Tempus.
I fantasize of gaming with them and have started streaming solely because of them.
I need this hyperfixation to end.

>>52800423
uhhhhhhh

>>52800775
I wouldn't mind desu as long as he treats her nice

>>52800755
Keep the grind anon, maybe one day youll be the mythical 9th member

koipanion is unironically more numberfag than vestie and bettelhead kek

>Off topic
Shit thread. Sisters please

So who in Tempus knows how to sing Just Follow the Stars? Imagine having Stars concert lined up but they haven't done their senpai songs reps yet.

>>52800580
>These raid thing is one sided relationship between Tempus and others cause none of them have ever raid Tempus members
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNWZ8ulLMcc

>>52800914
Your point? Just acknowledgement, that's all?

Get a room you two

>>52800889
They probably don't know yet but the only people that could potentionally sing it is axel and hakka. The rest of the boys can't speak japanese for shit, so they would just butcher the shit out of it. Like how magni sang HOLOSTARS in their anniversary thing and it was hilarious.

>>52801073
Between Axel and Hakka, who is more of a dancer?

>fish for drama /here/
>instantly post bait on catalog the moment something that is remotely drama worthy is posted
Dramaniggers are such (you)whores its pathetic at this point.

>>52801314
ive been trained these past 11 months. at this point its just funny

>>52801308
That I don't know but Hakka gives me the vibe that he would be fucking running around while singing.

>>52800808
yabai..dramafags can't get their drama shinri because he is too nice for any drama to even spawn...

>>52801093
I really love this guy cartoon artstyle for the boys. Makes me wonder if he got commissioned by HolostarsEN to make an animation, as to why he posted these just recently.

>Magni x Axel's sister
>Altare x Flayon's sister
>Shinri and Vesper x Hakka's mama in a nice polyandry relationship

>>52801348
Oh, dont get me wrong, its funny af how desperate they are for (you)s kek.

>>52801509
>no Vesper x Magdad

>>52801577
I'm a hetshipper, sorry

>>52801577
Vesper becomes Magni's new step dad who will molest him ToT

>>52801509
>ywnb Hakka mama being dp'd by Vesper and Shinri
I kinda want to die now

>>52801718
magmite please..if anything Magni would be the one molesting him

>>52800586
Flayon´s merch is not bad by itself, but when you compare it with the other ones of the bois, it feels bad

>>52800586
it wouldve been ok if it wsnt for the shipping prices + none interesting items that make it very not worth it unless he's your oshi.
I've known people that brought Altare's set or the teapot/teacup from Vesper's set even though they dont watch them.

>>52801718
Stepbrothers magnoir fucking in Magni's bedroom quietly when their parents are home ToT

>>52801952
>stepbrother
>when anon mentioned step dad
anon...are you projecting something..
hot though

>>52802017
My brain jumped in the wrong direction gomen. Stepbrother is just hotter to me because stepdad gets a bit molesty and I am only mildly degen

HAKKA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>52802281
ogey

>>52801952
ToT uoh

>>52802281
Same bro

I think about this alot still, and now I will think about it more. But Magni making a tofu clone of Axel, but it's just slightly off in that the Tofu clone can only speak in Japanese. I wanna watch our dear cringe ass English Axel have to fight his much smother sounding Japanese clone for Magni's attention. Yes they DP Magni at the end.

>>52801314
>outing yourself as a catalog nigger yourself
sasuga vestie

>>52802281
The one on the front of his head? Me

I still have not decided what I wanna get.
Have no HQ oshi and don't watch Axel anymore and the rest just from time to time, BUT the merch is so cute I want it.

>>52803036
I desperately want the Vesper jacket/shirt. If I had enough spare cash i'd buy the Altare hoodie too

>>52802984
The one on his ass, MEEE

>>52803036
Love altare’s retarded chibi faces

>>52802904
Hi dramanig did your bait fail?

>>52803036
Why do you feel the need to let everyone know who you don't watch?

damn magmites, you live like this?

>>52803598
Med

>>52803647
what an elegant cuck chair

>>52803647
I WANT MAGMITE PLUSHIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>52803647
are they gonna fuck?

>>52803647
Damn....nice chair

>>52803803
this was already posted bro

>>52803803
>anon thinks everyone is here all the time and reads old threads
ogey

>>52803916
nta but everytime i see something being posted twice, especially something like this, i do really think they are trying to start something but that might be just me.
Super cute art though all things considered. She draws really cute stuff.

If the anniversary merch is plushies... and VG is a part of it, I really hope we get machiroons and not chibitrus...

>>52804032
I think that should be considered once you start seeing it 3 or 4 times

>>52804117
I guess so. Kinda reminds me when people kept posting the vesper comparison picture like 7 times in one thread.

I don't want league, aniki

>>52804091
it's gonna be cultare, magmites, axelotls, Vestea, Phantom, Rtrus, hakkitos and koipanions/Puniko

Back home from AX, any streams I should catch up on besides Leader’s, already on it

>>52792869
Amen.

>>52804170
At least it will be a short stream!

>>52804414
idk, nothing in particular was anything crazy (to me at least) but altare vod catalog is looking pretty good
>>52804170
what do you m- oh...

>>52804414
it's been pretty slow, flay's trouble days is the only thing that stood out overall so other than that just catch up with what interests you.

>>52802829
this is cute

I havent catch up with Axel very much lately but I seen people mention that he brought up potentional HQ collabs. I don't know if this is something that is happening or something that he wants really bad but whatever it is I really hope he pushes hard for that. Especially now that the boys wont have anything crazy going on until like october outside the anniversary.

I hope Axel is able to get a nice long winning streak in lol that it causes Altare wanting to beat his record and do another aram until I lose stream! But he can't beat Axel's record, yet thanks to his stubborn attitude he does multiple lol streams trying to beat it, but being unable to beat the record causes him to become more and more pathetic with each stream. Until we get a crying Altare in a fetal position on the floor hnghhh...

>>52804799
No, you should have no hope for tempus. Magni will be lazy, Altare will be unlucky enough to be admitted to the ER, Vesper will go to Japan again, and Axel will suffer.

>>52804799
HQ desperately need more game recs. The current ideas they would love to do aren't working out due to perms. Why are there so little good multiplayer games out there...

>>52804799
He's already been talking with the boys to restart their old Monday HQ collabs, first one might be as soon as next week even, but yeah. There's not too many games out there they can play due to perms. I think right now he's considering Sea of Thieves.

>>52804893
No... say it aint so...
>>52804933
I guess that's one of the issues, huh? If these collabs return, hopefully they settle with something actually cool though. I want them to be happy and have fun.

>>52804799
altare, magni, axel have been talking about hq collabs for months now so I am of little faith and even though Axel's been talking about it a lot lately I doubt it's going to be a consistent thing other than maybe some pre-planned ones to lead up to the anniversary to build hype

DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnxpKgn6BqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnxpKgn6BqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnxpKgn6BqM

>>52802829
Nice

>>52795999 I can see that...

>Millie philo trauma dump
Hakka Latino trauma dump

>Enna annoying bitch that was racist
Bettel annoying ass that his fans were
racist

>Nina fox horny Mama
Shinri horny DILF/Dad

>Reimu don't know, cumdump jokes, been sexualized by their own genmates

Flayon been sexualized his first week lol

>>52797012
>No shota Altare
waste of time dawg

>>52805181
the collab doesn’t have to be something special. Just choose a game and they are in the same VC. I don’t mind the 4 man Apex

tempus should play that roblox battlefield game that Bettel played together

I hate gay "people"

>>52799793
just like Gura

>>52805181
Why not play something simple like UNO

I remember the time Vesper made a "If I swear this stream ends" Then didn't end it after swearing.
As an autist, I was furious

>>52805627
I would love to see them play uno, monopoly, game of life, simple tabletop games

>>52805181
Space Engineer is a great game for collab. They can build a dick shape spaceship or some shit, that would be funny to see them figuring out how the game work

>>52805716
I would love to see a space engineers collab.

Why does axel get so upsetty when playing solo in comp games. he's just like me

>>52805910
Male

>>52805974
Hot

missing flayon so much he started appearing in my dreams again. i miss him saying machimorning at 3pm and saying machinite at 6am...

Oh, Axel is already doing better than Altare.

rape machina x flayon

>>52806262
The gamer of Tempus am I right

>>52806093
nice ibispaint filename you got there.

rape flayon x machina

Make love and whisper pillow talk with machina x flayon

why tf aniki being extra cute today?

I've been watching for the past 20 minutes and he hasn't been upset at all lmao why you spreading misinformation or doing that well even with comp advantage

>>52806696
he's so soft these days,,,

>I'm not even 16 yet
Shotaxel ToT

>>52806865
Big bro Shotaxel and lil bro Shotaltare ToT

RATE THE STREAM

>>52806991
CUTE DINGO/10

>>52806991
I apologize for doubting you/10

>>52806991
1 win/10

>>52806991
kawaii/10

>>52806991
Anti-Jobber/10

>>52793110
schizophrenia

>>52806991
oshi wrecker/10

Has Flay still not put out the rest of the T3 Voice stuff? I recall he still has a final 3rd part to do for June

>>52806991
The cutest dingo around/10

>>52807362
The axelotl design has really grown on me, thank you gorimane

I get easily happy seeing the little bits of teasing love Axel gets here. it makes me glad to see others enjoying his streams.

>>52808130
So Axel does eat ass and pussy

>>52808358
>spoiler
biggest reach ive ever seen

Guys... Where is Machina X Flayon I'm gonna lose my mind...

hate axel syrios

>>52808409
If he eats a whole axelotl without leaving any parts out, then he is eating the ass and pussy body parts. Therefore he does eat ass and pussy. Not a reach at all!

love axel syrios

>>52808449
he's having so much fun with his friends he forgot about his job

>>52808523
ok fine i'll give you that, but what? no head? no cock? or are all axelotls female

>>52808332
I adore Axel so much, from the moment I heard him sing dude. And he has only been improving in everything, it's crazy to think it has only been a year. He keeps wanting to do his best, it's really inspiring. I love that stupid idiot

>>52808717
All axelotls are female but Axel doesn't know because he assumes they're all boys because of their colors

Why didn't Flay stream a eroge with a decent plot at least. Now everyone is playing a mid lewd vn

>>52808920
He just streamed trouble days for what happened months ago, JP has access to more eroge so ask them

>>52808789
He really does have a charming voice, doesn't he? Sometimes he gets hesitant about it during karaoke but even in that he's improved- wish he's allow himself a bit more praise there. Your words are sweet anon and I'm happy you feel so! Hope the inspiration lends you well!!!

Was Hakka's favorite animal the capybara or the tapir?

>>52808920
>decent plot eroge
Gib example, and it needs to be stream-friendly (not too long, great art, etc.)

Axel has been streaming twice almost every

AXEL LOVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEE-tdJGp6w

>>52809128 (Me)
I just woke up please forgive me

>>52809132
who's that carrying Axel?

>>52809128
He loves the axelotls and he loves streaming!

>>52809128
Every what? Please don't leave us with this cliffhanger...

>>52809128
And he still won't finish DMC3

>>52809476
He said he got bored of it and wouldn't be finishing it

>>52809476
and that's fine.
they can drop games if they want to

What's the rarest Tempus collab?

>>52809520
>HQ
would say altnowa but theyre collabing tonight so axmag
>VG
Clownfish (not with Magni and Altare attached)

>Every Holos and Stars has already entered the speedrun phase of Only Up
I guess Altare will only sit this one out then

>>52809520
axel + flayon
axel + shinri

jwu and it’s still dead hours did you guys know I love shinri and he is very cool and awesome

>>52809520
Definitely Vesper x Shinri

>>52809520
vesmachi (gonna kms self)

>>52809705
dw friend we'll get the tsukihime collab stream of our dreams

>>52809705
You got most of vesperflay interactions in Wow collabs tho, not rare enough

>>52809520
Tempus x Fun games.

>>52809157
KEK KINO

>>52809579
For HQ it's nowaxel

Why is there more tagged almond art recently

Let's get Yoidore Shirazu to 1m for 1st anniversary
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UvSKHYzB82M
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UvSKHYzB82M
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UvSKHYzB82M

>>52809930
They saw all the begni art and now it's apparently ok

>>52809930
>checks the tags
>it's just one fanart
idk what you mean?

>>52808920
most eroges with good plot are just not stream-friendly, theyre either too long, they handle sensitive topics like sexual assault poorly and that might get the talents in trouble or theyre just straight up boring when you try to play it with someone else watching.

Magnoir sisters are so excited on twitter, it's cute

>>52810061
there was one a few days ago, before that there was another one

>>52809986
Heartache...

>>52809115
Capybara

>>52810096
Almond has been the worst containment breaker in twitter, even worse than begni somehow. Though begnisisters are the worst when it comes to streams

>>52810091
Why would anyone be excited about Magni?

>>52809930
post it

>>52810108
Altventurers aren't dedicated enough

>>52809705
The tsukihime stream is close i can feel it

please i want to see my disgusting lizard freak ugly bastard schizo oshi again

I am glad again that VG are around because without them Axel and Altare would have been alone again holding up the fort because of Vesper and Magni being gone

>>52810378
>English release date 2024
I guess that's close in vestie terms

I gotta go to work but I'll be back for this, bye /mans/

>>52810487
Axel is doing a pretty good job at that anyway

>>52810539
altnowa collab tonight..christmas in July...

im going out to get a beef bowl /mans/ watch over my retarded dog bettel while im gone

I think Tempus should get a shared PH account where they can stream eroge uncensored

>>52810659
Fuck that, they should use it for blowjob asmr

Nowa in a little over two hours

>>52800120
Vesper's tea set

>>52810728
im so nervous he appeared in my dream last night

>>52810706
Fuck that, they should stroke one out on camera

>>52810779
Why not full on gay sex

>>52803647
Commit hate crimes at least once a week and you too can have an Elizabethian crib and a cute Magbitch at your side

>>52810819
You know how they used their models like barbie dolls in month in review? I think they should have sex on barbie's bettel bed

>>52810537
I'm a suntempo fan its close enough for me...

>>52810706
I think all of Tempus should do an MMMMMMMM4F gangbang ASMR

feeling homoerotic feelings towards other vesties

>>52810979
S-sugoi...

People keep calling Axel a shotacon but I've never seen anyone calling out Hakka being a big Black Butler fan, a literal gay shotacon manga

>>52810706
I want ASMR where we bury minorities alive

>>52811081
Whats wrong with being a shotacon?

>>52811098
I bet Magni could convince Vesper to do that

>>52811081
People just like to tease Axel. He has a big brother complex and wants to protect all little kids

>>52811019

>>52811110
Nothing, anon is probably thinking of twitterfags (again)

>>52811110
Only western vtuber fans will try to shit on you for being a shotacon. No one else cares about that shit.

>>52811098
i want magmite torture asmr

>>52811110
Eh, didn't say there was anything wrong, just think it's a big stretch to call Axel one but ignore the one who's clearly a shotacon and doesn't hide it.

>>52811304
They have different fan bases, and pretty sure Axel is the only one that has brought up the terms on stream

>>52811297
POV: You're a Liddol Mag forced to undergo DEI training

>>52808874
>All axelotls are female
false and i'll prove it by making you a female

Im so excited for later bros aaaa

>>52811297
Lowkey what I desire the most, getting experimented on. The valentine's vp was a good taste

What kind of ASMR would each Tempus member make?

>Magni
Raceplay spanking using all his hands
>Altare
sexually taking advantage of the autist in your college class
>Axel
Jerking off the guy you are doing a college project with
>Vesper
Nerd rambles about tea for half an hour while you try to flirt with him but he ignores you
>Bettel
Teasing your clown that about his hands until he has enough and gets his revenge
>Flayon
First time without protection (with talks about marriage)
>Hakka
Helping your boyfriend unwind after a long day of work at the hospital
>Shinri
Seduced by a dragon

>>52811590
I can't fucking wait. It will be 4am for me but I wouldn't miss it for the world

>>52808920
He had a whole arc with the game and moved on, I'm sure he didn't expect it to be played by anyone else.
He had it shown on stream, got embarrassed, bought the game and posted it on twitter to own his hornyness, and ultimately streamed before going on a break. The perfect story arc

>>52809157
Kek, i wonder how many anons actually knows about it.

>>52811655
Why does it have to be sexual

>>52811655
>Shinri
>Seduced by a dragon
You don't seem to watch him so I'll help you, if he ever, ever, does a content like that the it would be him making out with a ghost girl. Yes, he would make you want to become a ghost to have a chance with him.

>>52811720
They are men

>>52811687
I will never know if Lovelia is able to understand human love and get with the mc...

https://youtu.be/iVPFHzeDvoI

>>52811771
And? Asmr isn't meant to be sexual, coomers just associate it like that because people mark their earlicking streams as asmr

>>52811720
Coomerbrain please anderstando

>>52811757
That's what Shinri would want to do but Magni wouldn't let him because he wants to milk Chupado and would use his womenly ways of petty bullshit to make him do something he doesn't actually want to do

>>52811782
I don't think succubus have feelings, but I also don't know the game's lore and how they want their version of a succubus to be.

>>52811655
threadreader hands typed this

Just visiting my oshi

Hey bros and sisters... any ongoing or upcoming streams at this hour?

>>52811995
*eats you*

>>52808920
>eroge
>not lewd
pick one

>>52809126
nta but I feel like eroge + short length would be very limiting factors, especially the few short ones with good plot that I would consider, such as Saya no Uta or Kikokugai, would be very streamer unfriendly for their extreme content.

If being eroge isn't a requirement and only short self-contained VNs work, then some that come to mind would be: Christmas Tina, Atri, Narcissu, and Planetarian.

There are other short ones I've heard are promising too, but I haven't played them personally. That said I have no complaint about Flay streaming Trouble Days, it's cute fluff and he wants to play so that's good enough. Even if he or someone played more VNs I consider great, a chuuba stream with constant distractions and chat wouldn't be the ideal way to experience them anyway imo

In all honesty though, getting an asmr from Axel where it's like chat is his cat would be my dream. The way he talks to Jerry is so precious and I'm a sucker for soft touch noises

>>52812034
2 and a half hours for the next stream