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Another dead thread.

Story recap! There... was one story posted in the last thread.

Balsa Chapter 13:tags: (you), Botan, Watame, Civia, medieval fantasy, magic:>>52552820

Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

Lui sending suggestive selfies to her nephew(You):>>52537066

Correcting Laplus for leaking Botan's outfit.:>>52562841

Koyori doing things to her fellow holos for science:>>52578218

Fubuki doing things to her cherished sukonbu for sexual gratification:>>52578263

Ayame loves your dick very much and her favourite pastime is playing with it:>>52583487

I know chuubas actually being virtual hasn't really been a thing since Kizuna Ai but I want to see a fic playing around with the idea of them being virtual entities that exist on the internet.:>>52587868

Short fic of a chuuba being subjected to an excessively touchy-feely pat-down:>>52589165

Extensive foreplay in bed with Aki Rosenthal's plump haffu elf ass, kneading, squishing, licking, and hotdogging it:>>52599179

>>52614807
Sorry for not bumping the last thread in time. Anyways, here's duck sex. Had to be a bit on the shorter side since I needed to get this out by today. The steam summer sale coming out also didn't help. I do plan on releasing a Nina fic by the 8th so if this fic isn't that good then there's something else to look forward to.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRT00OPoFosTb9H_9YZTZPIt_k8rdyzkMD17lWUqZwT-THmyGDH6oGFANjeLmj12sAfNTWCyX0wxbwf/pub

Tags: NSFW, Subaru

>>52611302
>AZKi, a well known nefarious AI, plans to screw you out of your own body after she scanned a criminal database and found your brain would be the best fit for her consciousness
>Sneaks herself onto your ships systems the next time you dock
>Pretends to just be a wayward Homo Numeris who wants to help you and maybe make some money for herself along the way
>(You) accept, because having an intelligent AI helping you out doesn't really have much downside and
>AZKi helps you get rich so as to have the funds to pay for the cybernetics and equipment needed to facilitate her takeover of your body
>She hires a mercenary group on the sly who you've gotten on the bad side of to help her with the transfer when the time comes
>Slowly bond doing jobs, her initial annoyance at you buying frivolous things for the ship melting away once she realizes they're mostly to make her time spent in your run-down little space hauler more comfortable
>Eventually starts to get second thoughts about her whole body-snatching plan, but has already put too many things in motion to just change her mind and not do it
>Now on a collision course with mercs who refuse to abandon the plan even for more money, what will the virtual diva do?

>>52616090
>New PD, PT
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What the fuck is a balsa

You WILL write hags

You WILL be happy

>>52620695
You hold no power

>>52620695
I love hags

>>52619639
Shitty fic written by the guy who sperg-raged a while back over criticism and deleted his works

>>52622278
What? Isn't it the new fic that was quickly coming out this last month? Featuring Botan or something?

>>52624063
That's Baldur's Gate I think

>>52621535
No. Hags only. Children, especially slutty children like Kobo, are forbidden.

>>52619639
The new story I'm working on. Been pumping out pages like crazy but I'm finally starting to slow down. It's an action/adventure fantasy fic

>>52622278
Oh go to hell. I've been asking (and benefiting from) the critiques given to Balsa. It's the only reason the story is progressively improving, same with Sand Planet. I had one moment of weakness and deleted works I wasn't proud of and kept the ones I was proud of. I did not delete them all. I also admitted I was wrong and said sorry, what more do you want?

>>52625669
I think he wants you to reply to him while getting frustrated!

>>52620695
I am writing hags, and I’m very happy to do so. I can’t wait to write some more after this weekend.

>>52624595
I don't think you're allowed to say "slutty children", anon.

>>52630826
Maybe she shouldn't act like such a slutty child if she didn't want to be called a slutty child.

>>52625669
Like the other anon said, you're never going to make him happy. He just wants to get a kick out of you.
Come on anon, be smarter than to feed a troll.

>>52626146
>>52637785
Yeah, you're right. Sorry. I need to stop getting so hot under the collar

Post concert catalog spam bump

>>52596344
That's basically Reine.

>>52640429
It happens to all of us.

>>52614879
Sweaty post concert sex with Ina.

>>52650667
You just know this unathletic NEET is sweating buckets from her unwashed puts right now, even if it were prerecorded.

>>52650667
Imagine the sweat buildup after hours of dancing in those hot mocap suits

>>52652182
>>52614879
I wanna see a softcore fic that just spends a majority of its wordcount describing in autistic detail, the process of undressing the mocap suits after the concert.

>>52652182
>trying to eat out Ina post performance
>her sweat drenched forest of pubes means you have a strict time limit before you run out of oxygen

Have a productive week, /wg/

>>52653173
No.

>>52653173
I'll try

Getting scared when your zoomer gf flexes her secret yandere tendencies in your presence

>>52657310
Speaking of which, did any anons take up that Alien sex request a few threads ago?

>>52657670
Yes, I'm in the process of brainstorming it.

>>52657670
I didn't say anything.

So we are getting either demons or monster girls given by the teaser logo. Good enough I guess. Why have one succubus when you can have 5?

It's that part where I go over everything I wrote to make sure I didn't switch between past and present tense again! (I have, many times). Only 19k words, I can do it.

>>52659668
Or maybe just one vsinger.

>>52660652
Good job. I struggle with the same thing kek. That and not using "you" when I'm writing the perspective of another character.

Good luck mate

>>52653173
Yes.

>>52662374
You'd have that problem less if you DON'T refer to (You)/Anon in second person even when it's from the perspective of another character since that's a weird trend I've noticed happening.

Speaking of contests

>>52663732
I enter if it wasn't a twitter contest. Not making an account on that garbage website.

>>52663909
You never intended on participating

>>52663732
>kronii
Yeah, nah.

>>52663732
You can only really make a comedy with only a thousand words. Might give it a shot.

>>52664043
>1000 words
I could accidentally write that in the time it takes for my while coffee to boil.
I guess you're right though, when I found it the contest was hosted on Twitter, I mever intended to participate

>>52663732
If I had more practice with Kronii I'd totally write something. This seems like fun. The chance to sneak in some really just barely not crossing the line things, or some harmless dog whistles perhaps. I could even profess my love for my real oshi in secret. Shame.

>>52663600
Could you give an example? I'm not sure what qualifies as being from the perspective of another character in this context.

>>52663732
I don't think I'm capable of writing a Kronii x Kronii fic that doesn't cross the line. You could give me 1000 tries and I couldn't do it after seeing that ribbon bouncing during the concert.

>>52663732
It's time.

>>52665311
Try writing about the ribbon where you would write about the clocktits to keep it SFW

>>52665400
>The bodadciously massive ribbon bow bounced to the time of the music.
Alright, there's some humor in that.

I'm bringing /wg/ fanfic competitions back this week! Submission is due by this Friday, so hopefully that'll be enough time ;)

1. Have your submissions through the thread: /wg/

2. Word minimum is 1000 words, be sure to submit it through Google Docs!

3. Prompt is Kronii x Kronii x Anon
(no limitation on # of Kroniis)

4. Be sure to make it NSFW with at least one offensive subject.

Just as a heads up, it doesn't have to be romance! As long as it includes more than one Kronii paizuri-ing Anon, it is good to go.

>>52665982
Kronii scat...

>>52663732
>Twitter
>1k word limit
>Kronii x Kronii
They must have spent a lot of time thinking about what combination of factors would make the most unappealing writing contest ever.

>>52666255
I mean the intent is pretty obvious >>52664476 the low wordcount and no nsfw ensures that whatever gets picked is at least good stream material that's 'acceptably weird'.

This is serving as inspiration for an upcoming chapter.

>>52616090
It's hot, as expected but man... the flaws inherent to the series really does make every chapter feel like half of a fic awkwardly chained on to the next chapter. This series was at its best during the beggining Mio impregnation arc and the Lui office arc but everything else just feels like incomplete chapters with hot scenes and not enough to really support them. Still, you make a hot smut scene even if everything else about it is kind of lacking.

>>52669014
Fubiki a cute.

>>52657308
>"Well you can run, but i dont think you could get away *giggles*"
>"How did i find you? you dont know about google tracking? awww poor thing"
>"Your hips are tired? Dont worry i've seen this in Tiktok, spread your buttcheeks"

>>52614879
>Convincing Bae that a blowjob is okay, despite her razor sharp teeth
>Aiming for a one night stand with Bae and halfway through triying to run away because you cant match her stamina
>Incest with your little sister Bae
Connect the world has me starved of rat content, so im gonna work hyper hard and try to get lost and found 3 done by this week after i work on my exams

>>52670997
Getting your dick eaten by Bae....

>>52672254
I guess it's the next step up from the recent "Ayame is besieging your crotch 24/7" prompt.

It's time!

>>52614879
Partly for shits and giggles, but yeah
>Long ago, in a distant land, I - Omegaα, Master of Reality, was about to claim time itself from the pesky detective, Amelia Watson!
>But then, Ouro Kronii, most trusted of all my wardens... stepped forth to oppose me!
>*cue chuuni fight sequence*
>Alas! Before her sword could strike the final blow, I tore open a portal through time and hurled her far into the future - where my word is law!
>Now, this naive little warden seeks to return to the past... and undo the very future that is ME!
I don't know how the fuck the theme song for this would work

>>52672254
Please no. I very much need my dick to pee and not having my dick because it got bitten off by a cute rat girl would make me very sad.
Now if I had a cock that could regenerate I might not mind it being bitten off. But damn I bet it'd hurt like fucking hell.

>>52673233
One of the dudes who made the Oxford cut his own dick off in an insane asylum and he was fine for a while. I'm sure you'll be okay after Bae snacks on your cock.

>>52674160
I know its possible to live without your dick, but I'd still very much like to keep it because then I could wank whenever I'm in the mood.
Although I wouldn't mind seeing another fic that involves having your dick bitten off.

>>52672632
holy shit my penis

>>52670997
I do have incest with Bae in the pipeline, but I'm not sure when it'll be done

So how are your wips coming along anons?
Bonus Question: What inspired your current wip?

>>52676629
So far so good. I've actually written out several things and I'm trying to see which I like one of them being a possible rape scene also finally figured out what I want Mel's motivation and goals to be. I now have the story fully mapped out with room for any side content that hits me.

>bonus

Claymore mainly. But I'm also taking some inspiration from Mobirito (both the anime and the book), Trigun and Faust.

>>52676556
Is this the Bae uses her brother in order to get around her parents keeping her in the cuckshed idea?

>>52677484
That's the one

>>52676556
>Clingy sis bae draining your balls so you dont get other girls
she's not one but im still gonna UOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>52676629
I managed to crank out about 1k words today. I could tell it was sloppy even as I was writing it, but I forced myself to turn off my inner editor and take the "just write now, worry about cleaning it up later" approach.

>>52678089
Nice

>>52678089
That's the approach I've been taking to it lately. It not only helps with me being impatient to show my work but it's crazy how often I'll write something, come back to it and have a hundred more ideas as I read through it. I once turned ten pages of a rough draft into nineteen by the end, all just adding on to the crappy, lazy rough draft.

Pls help them, guys, they are flatlining
>>52529878

>>52614879
Your girlfriend Ayame takes you to her hometown to finally meet her parents, which unsurprisingly is an entire village of oni. What is surprising is almost every man and a few women challenging you to a duel because they all think you must be an incredible swordsman to have been able to take the strongest one of their village as your woman.

>>52679930
…when in reality all you did was refuse to fuck her for a while.

>>52679862
desu I don't really mind them coming here to /wg/ from time to time as long as they play nice

>>52679930
This, except noone challenges you to a duel - they think you must be too strong for them and are afraid.
Keeping up the illusion that you're an amazing fighter has thus become vital for you, as a hit that would scratch an oni is extremely dangerous to you.

>>52679862
No.

We'fe in the exact same position anyway.

>>52679862
That autism project is so barely connected to actual chuubas that I'm surprised they're still alive.
We're barely connected to them as is and that's with us allegedly having a thread representative over there.

>>52680030
>Cmon anon, fuck me tonight! It's been two days since last time and you didn't even go full force on my ass!
>I'm not giving you your daily dose of cock you until you agree to become my girlfriend, and to stop using your Fuckmaster3000(tm) when I'm trying to sleep.
>Ugh...fine. But I'll break up with you if you don't do me enough, you know!

>>52679862
/wg/ might be in a (temporary) slump when it comes to the number of fics, but compared to some other OC-creating threads it's looking pretty good here.

>>52679930
>village full of combat-loving oni
I need to hurry up and finish my existing WIP so I can bust this one out

>>52653173
Thanks, I'll try. I've been spending too much time on this board and not enough time on my story.

>>52679862
>A thread filled with att whores
yeah no

>>52679930
This but the entire time you're there it mostly just consists of you and the oni villagers talking past each other as they think you're talking about sword dueling but you're talking about the kind of dueling that you actually beat Ayame in a Children's Card Game.

>>52679862
I enjoyed contributing minor snippets here and there for the first couple months, but at a certain point, people started assigning "thread reps" and tripfagging and arguing over unified lore and holding votes and doing obscure ritualposting and shit. The fun has been completely sucked out of it unless you're part of the inner circle of elders with political authority. They should've never made the map, that's what caused questions of canonicity to start being brought up.

>>52682356
>inner circle of elders
Goddamn, they sound like they take things pretty seriously over there

>>52670997
how about you fist fighting irys over who gets the privilege of mating pressing/scissoring bae?

>>52679862
>>52682356
That sounds like horrible thread culture. Even if I did want to help where would start in order to learn about all the dumb fucking lore and how I’m supposed to write stories in their canon? I obviously don’t have the full picture but here you can still write without knowing any of the thread jokes or major writers.

>>52682647
>how about you fist fighting irys over who gets the privilege of mating pressing/scissoring bae first?
ftfy

>>52682647
But what if I want to mating press Irys?

>>52682846
>>52682885
>instead of a fist fight is a legal battle that settles in you fucking Irys while she fucks bae

>>52682356
It sounds like they were trying to do the usual kind of worldbuilding, where you establish certain rules and try to work towards a consistent canon. But that just seems unnecessarily restrictive, considering there wasn't any amibition to make a game, novel or other kind of work based on their whole world that would require a canonical setting.

>>52682988
And after that you agree to double team the rrat.

>>52683066
"Well work the details with the lawyer later"

>>52682995
Yes, this! Exactly this! It feels to constrictive, I don't know how anyone that is new could ever handle it. Even I am feeling overwhelmed. Haha

>>52614807
Well! I passed in my crap for the Kronii fanfic contest. I don't think it'll get accepted because of one of the characters anyway, but if anyone wants to check it out, well here you go

Title: Untitled Kronii fanfic because I'm bad at titles
Synopsis: The Warden of Time has finally turned in her longtime foe. But was it worth it?
Genres: Action? Drama? Self-discovery?
Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRBjjq6DbQR-sNwh9OKMV2FHWvCN_21yMCV5EFrg3ERgIIyzdeGsXvIN6hSwL5pxUyXnXCfpdsydJlx/pub
Writing 1k-word stuff is fun.

>>52682885
IRyS's supple legs and butt...

>>52683450
It's certainly a fic.
I don't think this counts for the kronii contest since the only hard rules were to just have kronii but it's a fic.

>>52684776
Yeah, I thought as much. The prompt was 'Kronii X Kronii' so I thought of skirting it a bit by having a doppelganger of Kronii in there while actually having the fic be about something else. Still, I threw it in because, well, who knows right?

>>52684613
I would kill 10,000 Lebanese children with my bare hands for 30 seconds of IRyS sumata.

>>52679862
I'm sorry, but last I checked, that was one of the most cancer threads on this board, and that's saying something. The first few months were actually fun, but then everyone started tripfagging last summer I think, and it just went downhill from there. All of a sudden it didn't matter what you wrote if you weren't part of the inner circle, it'd just get picked apart to the smallest detail and thrown out. I know the moment I dipped was when the whole thread happily made a groomercord and I haven't looked back since. Better to just let it rot and fade out of this board.

>>52682356
i wrote a piece of lore for /rrat/, since they visited our thread and were polite.
It had a grand total 4 posts of discussion before a parade of rp started and they completely brushed the thing aside.
Im not mad, after all it was fun to write, but that kind of attitude kinda gave it away that they werent really interested in making anything fun as a group

>>52677198
>moribito
I knew it, I just couldn't remember the name of the series. I had a strong suspicion the MC's name was Balsa though

>>52676629

It'll get going again now that I'm back home. I mulled over some good ideas over this weekend.
Bonus: A mix of things inspired me for started my current Wip. First off, this thread, it got me back into reading fanfics and writing in general again. Second, a bunch of fantasy bullshit I came up with over 10 years ago. I never gave it all a proper story, but THIS is it.

>>52684776
Wait, you can't even include other council members?

>>52689452
You probably can, but considering the limitations
>1k words
>no offensive subject matter
>lame prompt
>lame host
It's a question why a weegee would even bother.

>>52689868
I know WHY someone might bother.
>clout
>clocks happily ego tripping their oshi
>couldnt write more than 1k words anyway
I couldn't even come up with a half decent idea that still falls within the prompt that would be under 1k. Best I came up with is a very short scene involving Sana, Mumei, or both of them approaching kroni and asking her to come to their watchalong of HJAnon's adventures, which she sticks her nose up to because she's busy building Kronii gunplas or something, as a device to keep kronixkroni in there. At the end of the day, it's not worth to stifle my own creativity like that. The ruleset is almost oppressive.

>>52689868
>>52689452
i mean, can you blame her? she knows her deranged fanbase is fully capable of sending a 40k essay about futa cock and ball torture if she doesnt put these extremely restrictive things in there
Also people would spam Sana shit and im personally tired of that

>>52690488
Can I blame her for a 1k limit? Yes. I think going 3-5k is more than adequate for a little fun community submission like that.
>But reviewing them for safe content would take so looooong
Then you either need to put in the time to vet the content YOU asked for, or get managers or someone to help pitch in.
You could also just restrict the shipping in general for it. I also didn't know kroniis were hung up on Sana either. I write about the girl because she's a funny chocolate space woman.

>>52690720
yeah i do agree that the 1K limit is a bit too much, i can see that being a fair complaint.
But i repeat, Kronies are mentally ill and they seem to take pleasure on harassing Kronii from every single angle she should stop feeding them, but that's another thing
>I also didn't know kroniis were hung up on Sana either. I write about the girl because she's a funny chocolate space woman.
its the entire Council fanbase. I get that they liked Sana and i think its fair to write about her, but her fans spend every single breathing moment ''including her'' (forcing) her in every event and asking the girls about her every few streams.
It annoys me that they are unable to let go someone who already moved on

>>52690908
If Kronies are that unhinged to begin with, it makes the entire contest itself sound like a bad idea. Who would want to actually hurt their oshi like this? There's things like Marine fans rejecting her sexual advances for jokes, but I can't say I'm on board with mentally taxing and breaking your oshi. I also never realized how tactless some of the fanbase might be to ask the talents about a graduated member at every opportunity. As far as works of fiction goes though, I think it's more than alright to write Sana in. Even other fanworks shouldn't be afraid to include her either. She was an integral part of the entire lore theme behind them all.
Somewhat related, I'm sure as fuck glad I won't have to write about Kronii for a long time in my series. Her interest in the situation is a long ways off thankfully. It's a slight solace that she will appear in a slightly antagonistic / neutral role.

>>52682647
Potentially an element I plan to explore and make great use of down the road.

>>52692115
i like your words magic man

tranny janny's here deleting perfectly normal posts again

>>52614879
Kiryu Coco Horn Breaking

>>52693259
Her horns aren't attached to her head so you might be able to take them whole.

>>52690720
She had a 1k word count limit last time she did it with Mumei and even then they stretched it on a few occasions for a few that went over the word count by 100-200 words so they didn't really go over that many by the end.

My guess is she wants to try and get more submissions this time around and let's be honest, the Kronii X Kronii restriction is a smart move because you know without that you'd likely have the handful of people who would go into material that would deliberately try and get a reaction out of redditors/catalogfags.

>>52694371
But you'd just not give the entries that are purposely trying to get a rise out of people any attention?

>>52687836
I'm surprised anyone knew. It's such a niche story that I've hardly seen anyone talk about it. Great book and great anime.

>>52696469
I like Chinese inspired anime (Twelve Kingdoms, Saiunkoko Monogatari, Raven of the Inner Palace), so I had it recommended to me several times. It was alright. Can't remember why I dropped it. I think I just like the Forbidden City politicking setting better than an adventure story. Her being a spearwielder was pretty cool though. Good action, I might pick it up again.

>>52696838
Ooooh i had no idea there were Chinese inspired anime off it. I'll have to give those a look. Thanks for the recs.

>>52698377
The outline of her vagina bones is tantalizing.

>>52698610
Anon... that's towa... the first male holo...

>>52698727
I want to have sex with this smoker male slut

>>52698727
Towa...

>>52689868
>>52690198
Just got back home and saw these. For me, I threw my hat in the ring to see what I could come up with within the confines of the prompt. At the very least, it got the brain worms in my head churning out something I wouldn't have otherwise come up with had I had more freedom in writing. I find it nice to write with such limitations sometimes, especially with word limits

>>52698727
groundbreaking

While we're talking about word limits and contests, what would be a good minimum and maximum wordcount for our writing contest? 1k-2k seems like it would be a good balance between restricting wordcount while still letting it have room for creativity.

>>52703580
I remember the wordcount was already settled within that range, so it would be easy for everyone to read the entries (and write them, of course)

>>52614807
I've finished this, finally. Turned out to my lengthiest fic as of yet, 20K words almost. This is pretty much entirely fluff, and if you aren't into foreskin play you might not enjoy this too much, but if you want to read it, feedback is welcome.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQv-1coPaAoVUJH1nYO2PQjlKMg86RaEa9K1d8S-EPfSYlfjJP2xbCAcwcDaQFcribtZqfVFf-W1d2v/pub

Cephalocuddles, I thought this title was some fun pun but it's just words mashed together...
Tags: NSFW, Ina, Kiara, tentacle play, foreskin play, fluff, first person perspective

>>52704206
Btw this is Ina x anon, Kiara is just a supportive character

>>52704206
>foreskin play

Definitely saving this fic for later today

>pekofag fic
No.

>>52703580
>1k-2k
That seems incredibly restrictive. You can hardly tell a story or write any good descriptions with that word count. I remember when we last had this discussion we were leaning towards 500-5k words. I personally would raise the ceiling to 8k but 2k is way too low.

>>52704206
Nobody waste your time, it's a pekofag fic

>>52703580
2K should be the limit. Maybe that's an unpopular, but it's meant to be accessible and judgeable. It will force people to put more thought into what they write. Potentially what we could do to mitigate this, if it is a problem, is to have multiple categories. 2K/5K/10K, maybe.

>>52705401
The problem with categories is if we don’t get enough writers then people will win by default or we’ll only see two to three stories per category. I don’t see a problem with raising the max word count because even if it’s higher, that doesn’t stop people from writing shorter stories under 2k.
I dunno, it just seems like an unnecessarily low limit. It’ll stop creativity from flourishing, because people will have a great idea for a more intricate story but be held down by the 2k word limit where they can’t fully express themselves or put in the stuff they want. I know I wouldn’t want to enter a competition with that kind of limitation.

>>52706032
On average my normal scenes can take 3-4k words. I just wanna keep going to get to more of the GOOD STUFF, but my brain just keeps writing words.

>>52705401
>>52706032 (me)
Also adding to this, forcing people to adhere to strict guidelines and make them think harder about what they’re writing is something you make veterans do. Remember, this is a competition for attracting attention from the rest of the board and taking in new Anons for /wg/. It would be better to let them go wild and have a taste at some sort of writing instead of limiting their options before they’ve even had a chance.

>>52706208
NTA But by the same token a larger word count baseline could be just as off putting to new writers. You yourself may be used to writing at such length but 2k for example is a significant work load to the inexperienced and raising that limit seems more like a hindrance than a help.

>>52706971
It’s not a requirement, though. The minimum word count can be something low like 500 words which will still allow people to write really short fics.

>>52705197
What if people like pekofag?

>>52711029
It's either a fetish I don't understand or a mediocre smut fic, nothing in between.

>>52712829
Harsh.

>>52717558
Would fuck all of them.

>>52717558
>>52614879
Fighting a losing battle to keep the Guras from escaping their filthy waters and polluting our blessed ground.

>>52717558
>Sex Gura
>she disappears for a year only to return with her litter of pups and won't explain what happened

>>52719639
Gura went out for milk...

>>52614807
Your wife, Ninomae Ina'nis, was just found dead in your office this morning, strangled with a paper bag. Distraught and baffled, you've called in the assistance of world-renowned private investigator Ms. Amelia Watson to help expose the killer. After roughly forty-three minutes of thorough investigation, the detective has called all the suspects into your office.

“You can’t possibly think it was me,” states Kiara, your old business partner, while trying to hide a ketchup-stained shirtsleeve. “Ina and I were the best of friends. In fact, I'll tell you a little secret. I was paying her under the table to manipulate the fast food market; so why on earth would I kill her? If anything, it was probably that little secretary of yours. I know for a fact they’ve been doing it all over your desk whenever you're on lunch break. This is clearly the result of some dirty affair gone wrong; arrest that shark! And while we’re at it, let KFP do the catering for her funeral. It’s what she would’ve wanted.”

“You're lying!” your young secretary, Gura, hisses aggressively at Kiara. “She was not your friend and I've never... done that with her. Ina was going to turn you into the DA, and you knew it!” Gura turns back to face you with crocodile tears forming in her eyes. “I demand you have that phony phoenix arrested, and that you let me have all of Ina's panties. It's what she would've wanted.”

“Shut up!” shouts Detective Watson, as she stomps her feet in frustration. “Jesus H. Christ, enough with the bickering! The Great Detective Amelia Watson hears nothing but bullshit! The sleazy businesswoman, the lustful secretary, that's all so cliché! Neither of you two are actually cold-blooded enough to have killed her. When you add it all up, there's only one person who could've done this. There's only one person deserves to rot in jail.” The Detective then proceeds towards your desk, slamming her fist on it triumphantly. “It was Mori! She was the one who killed our beloved Ina! All out of jealousy for her art skills and affection towards Gura.”

"Now wait a minute here," counters connoisseur of early 2000s Adam Sandler films Calliope Mori, who inexplicably appears behind your desk. "Your boy's being framed! It was that bitch Watson. She killed him just so she could take the case and make headlines for getting me tossed in the slammer! Anon, you need to arrest her right now! And let me do a bangin' memorial rap at her funeral, it's what she would have wanted."

>>52723198
Not sure if this is supposed to be a story or a prompt but I love the fact that Kiara shills KFP for catering Ina's funeral.
Also,
>Businesswoman
>Detective
>Secretary
>Counters connoisseur of early 2000s Adam Sandler films
I love Mori's designation. That's all

>>52723198
Not sure if this is supposed to be a story or a prompt but I love the fact that Kiara shills KFP for catering Ina's funeral.
Also,
>Businesswoman
>Detective
>Secretary
>Connoisseur of early 2000s Adam Sandler films
I love Mori's designation. That's all
Deleted the last post cause I'm retarded like that

>>52614879
The school slut Nene autistically gushes about her pet beetles in the aftermath of draining your balls

Why are my rough drafts so shit these days? I come up with great conversations and proselike narration when out and about, but the time I get to a place where I can put them down, I've forgotten all the killer lines.
Am I just supposed to pull out my phone in public and jot them down like an autist?

>>52724512
Yes?
It's not that hard to make notes anon. Hell, write it down on paper if you want to look more autistic... It's not like people care. If you have a good idea write it down, its not hard.

Write more miori
I wanna read mio

>>52725851
Why?

>>52726266
BECAUSE I MISS MY GIRLFRIEND UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
also she's incredibly fucking hot man c'mon dude
BUT I REALLY MISS HER

>>52726327
Would you even a read a yuri fic between her and Bae?

>>52726471
I'm kinda autistic when it comes to my oshi (bae) I don't really like reading or seeing lewd stuff about her, same thing applies to my waifu and it's always been like that for me

>>52725851
I'll consider it. I like Miori.
Give me prompts.

>>52725851
What about a Miori fic without the ri or the first I?

>>52726847
>Helping your overworked tired girlfriend Miori with work and school then "stress relief"

>Getting drunk with a flirty Miori and she takes (You) home

>Yandere Miori kidnaps her favorite guildmember and has her way with him
(something like https://youtu.be/A9t08SYwq1U))

>Succubus miori rapes (You) (like https://youtu.be/PVOzgcGVaZc))

>>52727138
No, it has to be Miori with all, the m, the i, the o, the r and all the rest!! all of them!!

>>52727185
Interesting. The guildmaster aspect interests me the most. At heart, I'm a bit of a lorefag

You guys ever bust out paint in order to get the logistics of a scene down?

>>52730502
I was going to say no, but I actually have, multiple times, when designing the monsters I want to write in. Helps to know where to focus on when describing them.

>>52730502
Yeah and it either sucks ass or helps immensely

>>52730502
I have made a map for Balsa with key locations so I don't get messed up but that's about it.

>>52686439
>>52682356
it hasnt been like that for the last year. the thread tripfagging has died down

>>52730502
I can do that in my head for the most part, but sometimes I need act out scenes by myself, like when I need to get the poses of the characters right. I’ve never used paint before though, besides that time I larped as an architect and drew a map for one of my stories.

>>52732615
... Are you that anon that made that wacky 4 room apartment image, the one with the kitchen next to the toilet?

>>52733063
I actually remember seeing that, but no, that wasn’t me.

>>52732615
>I can do that in my head for the most part, but sometimes I need act out scenes by myself, like when I need to get the poses of the characters right.
Do you write smut fics?

I'm off to meet the wizard.

>>52734583
That's me.

>>52731897
yeah because now it's just dead

>>52734449
Fuck, I can see why you would interpret it that way. That’s funny. To answer your question, I’ve written two smut fics, but when I say poses I’m talking about what people are doing during a conversation.

>>52735639
Matthewanon...

>>52733063
That was me lmao
And my toilet is still next to the kitchen

>>52734583
Enjoy! >>52614807

>>52735639
Okay, I'll believe you.

>>52736895
The beat post each thread.

>>52708835
>>52706971
So something like a 500 minimum but no 'hard' word count limit with the soft limit effectively being the contest submission duration and the fact that no one's going to read anything too fucking bigm

>>52737907
I think 500 words minimum and no upper limit is a good idea in principle, but it also depends on how the fics are going to be judged.

>>52737907
That sounds like a good idea. I would overall be fine with a maximum word limit, but I felt like 2k was too low.
>>52738015
If we’re going by a voting system, I think no upper limit is good. If we’re using a collection of judges (which mind you will be far harder to organize) then a max word count might be good to avoid straining our judges.

Christ, instead of dreaming about Vtubers like I usually do I just had the most schizophrenic and hellish dream possible, being locked in a caged room surrounded by absolute freaks, one weirder than the other, some silent, some giving random advice, some mumbling in their insanity, with a constant buzzing in the background, never stopping. If hell exists, I've just visited its manicomio. Maddening.

>>52738481
Sounds like you dreamed of /wvt/

>>52738481
So you dreamed about being here?

>>52738015
>>52738368
I always thought it was soft agreed that we'd just use a polling site rather than trying to wrangle a panel of judges. Especially since at most we'd get like two dozen entries.

>>52732615
I don't do poses but I do act out some things

>>52686439
>>52682752
>>52682356
>>52680942
>>52683400
That's all correct desu, I've been close to stopping contributing over all that bullshit as well, but nowadays all the tripfags have driven each other out of the project and it's 3-4 nameless anons mostly working on an alternate setting with loose canon rules, more like SCP than the rigid setup we used to have. I'm having more fun with it than I have for months, though it's a bit annoying to have to keep it bumped. If this was a slower board I think we'd be more ogey.
I don't wanna shill, it's just annoying to have this "full of namefags" stain when that hasn't really been the case in a bit and all the egregious examples are gone.

>>52740818
Anon, I'm gonna be honest here the only way that alternate setting project is going to avoid the stain of the 'old' vtwbg is going to be if you change your general's name since all everyone associates with the name will be the old autism project since doing a shilling campaign to clear your name is likely to get you fuckers even more hated.

>>52741077
You're not wrong, but switching to a new general tag feels daunting somehow... Probably emotional attachment.

>>52741308
Okay... I double checked the vtwbg thread. 90% of that place is still discussing that dumb thread general setting are you sure there's actually a splinter project? Because a cursory look still makes it seem like it's controlled by the tripfags acting as thread reps.
Though honestly that could just be my bias against that thread in general making it seem like there's no difference between the two of them.

>>52741308
Sometimes you have to kill the past.

>>52741740
I guess it's hard to tell because they're both settings where you worldbuild about /vt/, but almost all the discussion in the current thread is about that alt setting, yeah. Obvious way to tell is that it's a sci-fi setting instead of the renaissancepunk of the original. The alt-setting doesn't really have a concept of thread reps or votes (and thus tripfags). If people want to coordinate on stuff obviously that's fine, but there's no canon being "enforced" beside a few ground rules.
>>52741751
picrel

Lads, quick question. Would it be bad taste to announce a fic is officially dropped if it hinges on a "might be finished at some point"?
I want to give closure because I know the pain of waiting but I find it scummy to drop it solely to bring it back. Is it better to just leave with the "dropped until updated" rule?

>>52742413
It doesn't have to be black and white. You can just say "I have no plans to continue this, but it may get picked up in the future. Don't get your hopes up" or something.

>>52740818
>>52741308
>>52742214
It's crazy how you seem to be fully aware that /vtwbgays/ is despised for shitting up other threads, while doing the exact same thing right now.

>>52742214
You should follow your own thread's example >>52735819

>>52742640
Yeah, I was about to apologize for derailing the thread a bit in the next post desu.
I think we're mostly despised for shitting ourselves up though, the shitting up of other threads was a relatively rare occurrence.

>>52742413
Honestly it's probably better closure for everyone given that this is all anonymous to announce it in thread (presumably with proof) rather than giving people hope since it's not like we can message any of you to ask if it's still being worked on outside of shooting questions to the void.

>>52742833
I think a lot of the hate for you guys also comes from writing stories containing only OCs. Some of the stuff I've read from that thread don't seem to have a lot to do with worldbuilding and is just some fan from a fanbase going on adventures.
I guess you can take this opinion with a grain of salt though, since it's coming from a /wg/ denzien who writes only about chuubas, and also because you might have a different definition of "worldbuilding".

>>52743473
the setting is about a world where /vt/ is made into nations and chuubas are deities and the source of magic. So it's mostly about how /vt/ denizens interact with their chuubas. /here/ threads like /pyon/ has a lot of influence in universe

It'd be somewhat nice if we could put our heads together to make new stuff. I mean, with /wg/'s strengths in writing chuubas and /vtwbg/'s strength in worldbuilding. Dunno what form that would take, but it'd be a nice collaborative project if that happens Yes, I know /wg/ has its own projects to take care of first

>>52743746
So a merger you say?!

>>52743473
That's fair. The setting is meant to represent /vt/, not the chuubas directly, so that's why the characters are usually original and affiliated to some fanbase. The "worldbuilding density" varies a lot depending on what you read though.
>>52743746
That would definitely be overstaying our welcome, I've derailed enough as is, but feel free to ask us if you ever need weaponized autism for sociology or technology though.

>>52743746
Sorry anon we prefer making fanfiction about vtubers rather than collective autism projects about board culture.

>>52743867
Not necessarily. Just a collaborative project or two, just to see how well we work together
Something like a merger is a bridge that can be crossed if and when we actually get there
>>52743964
Aw hell yeah, it'd be a breath of fresh air. The expertise would be much appreciated
>>52743990
That's fair, though we have discussed 'meta' fics in the past (the '/wg/ is actually a death note for chuubas' prompt comes to mind). At the very least, it'd be a breath of fresh air. New ideas and all that

>>52742564
That sounds reasonable. Going with this anon's definition, the following stories have been dropped until they're updated, no promises.

To be 17 again
Broken heartlock
The hormoning
Auntie's little secret
A bond of blood and sin.

>>52744067
how about you merge your face with my fist and then cross a bridge vertically, you massive cocksucker
>I'm sooooooooo sorry for derailing
>derails again
>collab begging threads
>derails yet again

>>52744310
FUCK

>>52744310
>Auntie's little secret
YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

>>52744310
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ANON PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME
I PROMISE I'LL GIVE YOU LENGTHY, DETAILED REVIEWS FULL OF NICE COMMENTS

>>52744463
>>52744310
>Auntie's little secret
I'll pay for it if that helps.

>>52744356
Listen, I understand you might not be interested in collaborating with other threads. That's fine. As for derailing threads, though, look in the mirror pal. Your childish outbursts do more damage than any suggestion for a collab ever could. But hey, if you insist on acting like such an immature asshat, feel free to keep digging your own hole; it's not my time you're wasting.

>>52744310
Fuck... But my reactions in order.
>To be 17 again
Yeah, I have no clue how you'd close that arc in a satisfying way without going for something dramatic with Mio's husband.
>Broken heartlock
That story really wasn't going anywhere unless you actually committed to an angle.
>The hormoning
No clue where that fic was going other than it needing a better central arc.
>Auntie's little secret
Honestly all that fic needs was for you to topple the dominoes and end it with Fubuki going to jail.
>A bond of blood and sin.
Hasn't really started yet, but probably just needs like two chapters of setup before the climax and epilogue.

>>52744310
Unfortunate, but I appreciate the honesty.

>>52744792
Vtwbganon here, yeah, it might be better to keep talk of collabs to our thread, besides posting what comes out of it. At least the parts of the discussions that relate to worldbuilding. /wg/ is on-topic in /vtwbg/ (all generals are), but not so the other way I think. Also we could use the bumps kek.

>>52743746
I think the authors around here manage just fine with worldbuilding so far.

>>52745607
I share that opinion too. If the need ever arises in the future, though, it could be good to keep the door open.
>>52745488
Sure anon, thanks a bunch. It'll probably take time for anything to materialize since we have our own things to deal with here first, but one of us might pay a visit /there/ too.

>>52745488
Don't be put off if someone mocks or insults you with a short post here, it's usually a shitstirrer. It's interesting to hear from related threads and the contributing regulars here are friendly, so you're welcome in principle.
Of course it's always appreciated when conversations that aren't about writing take place in posts that also contain a response to another, writing-related conversation. Maybe you're interested in a fic or two, or have an idea for one?

>>52743746
You could write a lore background about the /wg/ fanfic contest that will happen someday!

>>52744714
Oh, please no. If I mixed this hobby with a monetary incentive, I'd lose all enjoyment of it.
>>52744819
I take the comments at heart. Many of those stories were just writing for the sake of writing. Scatter brained as I am i was biting more than I could chew. Not because of the number of stories, mind you, but because of the plots themselves. Starting another WIP when I can't finish one is my sin. I felt I couldn't do any of them justice, at least not now because I need to mature as a writer first.
Plus, life's demanding more and more of me lately, that's that. I've dulled out.

>>52746234
I just prayed you'd change your mind. You've done what an entire christian school life couldn't and turned me into a religious man.

>>52746234
Honestly if you want to start another wip maybe see if you can somehow make it a one-shot, see if you can get better at making endings or at least something that can have an ending rather than just interesting open concepts.

>>52745886
Maybe a decent option would be if some of you and the other worldbuilding focused anons just hang out here and make detailed prompts around a world you would like to see fleshed out? It might also improve relations somewhat if you all spoke up about some things you particularly liked about some of the worldbuilding we have in our fics, or asked questions about some aspects of it.

>>52744792
I am specifically not interested in the dying throes of a dysfunctional thread that literally has to raid other threads for new blood like an autistic bride-kidnapping village. Your complete lack of introspection means your project is doomed for failure and its only contribution to /vt/ is occasionally pushing off a numbermonkey bait thread.

>>52746575
Yeah, that's a good point. I'll keep that in mind in the future when reviewing fics.
>>52747022
It sounds like someone's had a bad day. Bless your heart. Maybe your time would be better spent working on your own introspection than lashing out on the internet.
As for your opinions, I'll take them with a grain of salt coming from someone who can't seem to make a point without resorting to playground insults.

>>52747022
Anon is it really a good time to say that when the thread is literally planning to raid for new blood just like that via a writing contest?

>>52747802
I don't have too much faith in that contest actually taking off, but in the event that it does, it still wouldn't be anything close to the year-long campaign that insufferable hovel has inflicted upon every other content thread on the board.

>>52745983
Thanks anon. I hadn't been in /wg/ in quite a while before being linked here, I remember really enjoying a story where Suisei was in some company's office, and there was that HoloFantasy adventure I loved. Do you have any recommendations for current WIP stories?

>>52614807
Short Synopsis: WondersAI organize a 3D Ring Fit Relay with all 17 Phase Connect girls plus Hana, the manager, to ensure an even number. Each girl forms a group of 2 for the relay. However, during the course of the relay, something stirs within Shiina as she catches a glimpse of Airi in her workout clothes.

tags: NSFW, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, sweat, lesbian, smell, hairy
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQzk177QcpJZmBScuIFQYCqYhezFu8nsUeRmvN9IKdO-ojrhkexOET9Hy4QE8LWQ1kPHcvGVH7YR0S6/pub
It's quite lengthy, so it may take you some time to read through.

>>52749051
My favourite story that's a WIP (because it's a series) is HoloJourneys - there is a lot of chapters out already so it's not easy to catch up on, but I like it a lot. Fun character interactions, cool fights and a lot of hags!
The other stories I liked a lot are finished...unless sequels come out that I don't expect anymore.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AXc2BKKIJHs

I'm currently working on part 2 of my hololive gura ai movie "Shark in the Screen." It's a psychological drama about Gura and her real life (fictionalized) stresses of being a corporate vtuber. Inspired loosely on true events and /vt/ rrats. Part 1 is finished and I'm sharing it again here for those who missed it and might be interested in watching. I have a solid outline for part 2 and a rough outline for parts 3, 4, and 5. Mentally preparing myself for the ai art generation and video editing to come. In part 2, there will be more focus on Gura's feelings toward her fans, her parents, and even more butting heads with management over the type of content Gura can do for her 3d showcase.

>>52749051
HoloJourneys is good for some fantasy adventure, if you aren't intimidated by the massive word count. It also gets pretty regular updates.
Deal with the Devil is a nice if you want some simple fluffy romance in a modern-day setting.
Cover High is more of the same with a bit of enemies-to-lovers thrown in.

>>52749286
You should shill this in the phase thread.

>>52749286
I don't know these women, but lesbians loving the musky smell of unwashed women sounds like a hot concept.

>>52751041
I did, but I thought some people here might appreciate it as well.

>>52751397
All chubba fanfics written for /vt/ belong here! Thank you for sharing, friend.

>>52614879
IRyS tries to convince a pretty boy(You) that you'd look totally cute if you cross-dressed. In trying to explain why you'd make a good trap, she gets a little too touchy-feely and realizes you've got a massive cock. She pretty quickly changes tracks and asks to fuck.

>>52754942
The idea of Irys getting totally flabbergasted when you pop a boner that lifts up the frills of the skirt you wear is kinda cool.

I'm probably mistaken (to which I apologize deeply for) but wasn't one of the main reasons "Auntie's little secret" was delayed was because half of the work / notes were corrupted?

>>52755520
It was this and that, I kept finding excuses until I realized I just wasn't up to it.

Sorry lad.

>>52756798
As long as "all" of it isn't gone, then that's alright. I may not have reviewed the chapters when you were releasing them but I did genuinely like reading it. Well, "try" to read that is.
I do hope that in future, you do get back to it as I'm certain a lot of people enjoyed it greatly. Just don't do >>52744819 as I don't wanna see Fubuki going to jail.

>>52757434
>"try" to read
What's this supposed to mean?

>>52758445
It basically means I have difficulty reading, anon. I can read so little but my concentration breaks and I get a really sore head if I keep trying to force myself to read.
So usually I end up skimming stories or just reading the really juicy bits that get me hard. But I'm not insulting your work or anything.

>>52758812
Oh, I thought you were hinting at a masturbation joke. Sorry to hear that anon.

>>52744310
>>52746234
>>52756798
So that's it for ALS! I can't remember a time I've been more disappointed in this thread. I can't even pay for it to continue.
Is there nothing that can be done? Can you not discuss what you were trying to write with the thread, make it a sort of collaborative effort?

>>52759066
>I can't remember a time I've been more disappointed in this thread.
Phrasing.
Disappointed in this thread meaning during my time in the thread, NOT disappointed by the thread, as it sounds.

>>52759066
NTAuthor, but don't you think you're laying it on a little thick there? I can see that you enjoyed it a lot, but don't try to guilt trip the dude. You can't force these kinda things.

>>52758812
Someone I know had a similar issue; his problem was that his brain had to do a lot of work to make the letters not look blurry, which made reading very straining. He fixed it with a specific kind of glasses that weren't for near- or farsightedness, but I don't know the relevant terms.
In any case, you should get a text-to-speech browser extension that reads the story to you.

>>52759353
The last thing I'm trying to do is guilt trip Auntieanon for being unable to continue a fic, especially given that he had the heart to let us know it wasn't being continued.
It's more like desperately trying to come up with ways it can be brought back to life.

>>52759041
Its alright, anon. I've learned to live with it but I hate it when I see a story that I genuinely want to read but cannot because I just don't have the concentration to read it.
What makes it even more worse is if the story has "LONG" as one of its tags. I end up tripping myself up when I'm reading and I have to go all the way to the start before I go "fuck it" and just skim it and look for the parts I genuinely find juicy.
>>52759549
I'll give it a consider but a small part of me might get off-put by it because when I attempt to read a fanfic, I picture their voices in my head and I sometimes don't want to ruin the immersion.

>>52759676
>I'll give it a consider but a small part of me might get off-put by it because when I attempt to read a fanfic, I picture their voices in my head and I sometimes don't want to ruin the immersion.
I mean, it might not be perfect and you might have to imagine their voices afterwards rather than during the story sometimes. But to me it seems like getting to actually know a story, even in an unpreferred format, would be superior to being stuck with only glimpsing its potential.

>>52759676
You could also try asking or using other means to get your favorite indie oshi / small view to read it on stream for you.

>>52760167
Sounds more like something you'd get on Fiverr.
Someone should actually go there and get some people to do a radio play-like version of one of the fics here, it'd be funny.

>>52759066
Anon, while I'm flattered that one of my stories moved you so much, I wouldn't want to leave it on the hands of the thread. I have my pride on my work and I wouldn't want it finished by anyone else, even if they were following my exact instructions. It would just feel wrong with me. Don't take this as ill-will, just a polite no.

>>52760425
Not finished by anyone else - heavens, no. I meant discussing whatever roadblocks you're encountering.

Man. With a morning like this... today can only get better, right?

>>52670997
Grooming and raping Bae?

>>52760922
I hope you have a nicer midday!

>>52763743
T-thanks...

>>52760419
How much of an oil baron do I need to be to get a series read on there?

>>52764348
That budget better be in the triple digits, anon.

>>52764592
100 cents!

>>52764677
so like 300 cents for holojourneys?

>>52764677
That can get you Microsoft Sam, and friends.

what's the most based redpilled story in the archive

>>52769714
Shrunken Troubles

>>52769714
That weird alt history one.

>>52773488
>We could have had those giant brown milkers shaking around in 3D
Fucking hate this timeline

>>52774015
>sorry guise cant stream in 3d, back hurt
>sorry guise cant dance, dog hurt
i dont hate her for leaving, im alright with that. I hate her for using that model for absolutely nothing

>>52774418
but WE can use the model. We're writers.

>>52774793
fair enough. but all i've seen is people punching her or giving her big fat balls

>>52774889
Keep lookin then. We got a few stories that use her in a non-ball focused way.

>>52775527
NTA but we should have more Futa sana, specially with wormhole onaholes

>>52704206
That was pretty good. The idea of Ina unconsciously molesting people is excellent.

>>52775856
Best I'll give you is an awkward comment about how she's been been known to use a planet as a hump pillow.

>>52775856
No.

>>52778541
so what you are saying is that The milky way is sana's cumsock?

>>52786037
>The milky way is sana's cumsock
Futafagging is cringe, but this instantly makes it funny again.

>>52614879
Anon is a 40's detective, chuubas get in the way of his investigation (and narration)
hijinks ensue

Sana owes me sex

>>52788167
As someone who actually watched a few of those 12 hour Pokémon guerrillas she owes me AT LEAST an equivalent amount of time in paizuri.

I will accept a coupon for twice that of burying my face in her armpit or paizuri from Kronii instead.

>>52755164
>"Awww, you're so cute!...What colour panties are you wearing?"
>"What do you mean that's a step too far!? No! You can't pretend it's a kilt!"
>"I bet you're lying, you've totally got some panties on, there's no way tha-...."
>...
>...
>"Whoa...."

>>52754942
>>52755164
>>52790927
>IRyS cock shock
I'd read it.

>>52791135
I wasn't thinking explicitly josou seme when I came up with the prompt, more of a 'I'm a man goddamnit' thing while fucking IRyS, but the alternative isn't all bad either

>>52791550
>IRyS tries to perform some Closed Beta Testing on your cock after getting you in the dress
>Gets flabbergasted as she sees what's underneath.
>Domloss'd as you bully her into trying to continue the routine.

>>52791550
>>52791944
hello im Producerys. I will only accept this if she squirts when she experiences cock shock

>>52754942
>>52755164
>>52790927
>>52791135
this is getting reaaaalllly fucking gay

>>52792317
Let's meet in the middle and have her squirt when pretty boy Anon's 30+cm cock is on her face

>>52792335
>fellas is it gay to be attractive and have sex with a woman

>>52792335
>wanting to fuck Irys with your huge cock is gay
I don't follow.

>>52792454
>having a cock
sounds gay to me anon, cocks are gay

>>52791135
>Show your bitch breaker dick to Bae
>have to endure 20 minutes of her wheezing because penis is the funniest shit in the world to her

>>52793458
That just makes me think of that Ayame oral prompt but instead it's Bae constantly having your cock out so she can laugh at it like it's the funniest thing in the world.

>>52793458
>”You should take a selfie with it, it’ll be hilarious.”
>”Good idea!”
>several minutes later Irys receives a text of Bae flashing a peace sign with a dick in her face

Ninisanni Scenario 3 premise. MC ditches the entire cast to marry some random unpersonable farmer women.
Now as the son of that ill-fated union, you must seduce and impregnate the nine unmarried hags of the original cast before their eggs dry up, so as to correct your father's wrongs. With Pomu.

>>52794218
Sounds like buildup in a comedy fic involving IRyS receiving more and more compromising photos from Bae and a dick with her arriving hot and horny wanting a piece of the action... only to discover it's just bae messing around with the funniest thing she's ever seen and the pictures all had innocent explanations . (Spilt yogurt, Laughing too much, eating too much jelly, etc)

>>52794389
Anon, it’d take at least 15 years before the son is ready. For some of them, it’ll be too late by then…

>>52792427
>>52792454
You're wearing a fucking dress while she does it

>>52794840
Dresses aren't gay, they're just feminine. There's nothing gay about femininity.

>>52794952
Please go back to >>>/lgbt/ and end yourself like the rest of your mentally Ill kind.

>>52794840
>Yeah sure bro you're fucking IRyS raw and having her clean off you're massive cock but if you're wearing a serafuku while doing it it doesn't count

>>52794840
>a fucking dress
Well obviously you are fucking IRyS, wouldn't be a fucking dress if you weren't.

>>52794523
Nina... Pomu...

New thread

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>>52795144

>>52794840
I wouldn’t mind wearing a dress if it meant I’d get to fuck Irys and her meaty thighs.