/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52666947
Previous thread >>52536958

>>52666814
You too

My friend group is trying to force me to become a vtuber.
What should I do?

>>52667102
do you want to?
this seems like a weird question to ask.

>>52667102
if yor firend jumps of a cliff woul you??

>>52667144
I'm not entertaining. I am a random string of thoughts indistingishable from AI whose reply to most things is to start an autistic rant or list a plethora of explenatives and racial slurs all of this in an unironic manner that most people in my friend group assume is multilayered irony. Nobody sane would watch me.
>>52667171
No I am the one that chugs them off the cliff.

oh god it's menhera monday

Don't forget to pack your lunch!

>>52667329
My friend, if people can watch a grown woman talk like a child who curses alot in an obnoxious voice for hours on end, I think someone can find something entertaining about you.

It's a big world out there.
People like me love people like you.
Not people taking things so seriously but rather just being themselves but portrayed by a silly lil character.

>>52667670
Yes and then I get cancelled because I called some faggot a jambalaya slurping retard that got raped in the ass by his local pastor tranny.

Even more my voice is terrible. I got that type of accent that people can't quite place on a map yet I speak fluent english.

>>52667949
Keep yourself in check you dork.
And people dig accents.

Stop being a lil bitch and stream (if you want to, obviously if you genuinely don't want to then don't)

>>52667949
...what?

>>52668044
>keep yourself in check you dork
I can't I once did a 6 hour angry rant about my toilet seat hinge because it broke and my ass got stuck in it. I am beyond saving.

Okay. Any alternatives to twitch? I have been mistreated by twitch in a manner I can not see past due to legal reasons.

>>52668493
A lot of Twitch people swore it off for YouTube recently. BiliBili worked really well for Taffy Nekuma. She completely quit her 3k twitch and goes ching chong cutely all day. I think she's at like 50k zhangs by now.

fanny flustered
rump ravaged
bottom bamboozled
tush travestied

https://files.catbox.moe/cyja2c.mp4

>>52668937
She's at 300k now.

>>52668937
I guess I'm becoming a vtuber...

>>52668493

Dude this is a genuine reason to swear Tho. Take a better example

>>52668493
>I am beyond saving
You can start by losing weight, that would be a good start

I really dislike heterochromia

Any girls get a view on a Hololive audition recently (since May)?

Death to all birds.

I wonder if it's possible to get into a company like hololive without singing

Hit my morning fap, feel like I might need another.
Anyway, who's streaming today?

>>52674874
Someone mentioned getting some from Holo not too long ago I think.

>>52676134
I feel like that would kinda defeat the point of the idol larp. I think there were some talents who didn't initially sing, but were eventually made to practise or something like that. I'd say it's probably a debuff and what would you do at anniversaries where everyone else is singing.

Divegrass commander here. Last call to submit any player name suggestions before I lock in our final roster for /vt/ Cup 5. A lot has happened since the last draft roster was minted so speak up now or hold your peace until kick off in September.

Also, anyone wanting to contbute sideline ad banners, artwork, memes or shitposts enroute to the September kickoff can contact me directly.

>>52676353
Really? Thanks.... maybe they'll look at mine..... sometime....

>>52671829
Okay better example I made a 100+ page long presentation to one of my friends about the necessity to install racial purity laws to establish the aryan superiority.
>>52672154
I got arms and legs like a body builder just a fat stomach.

>>52677346
>Okay better example I made a 100+ page long presentation to one of my friends about the necessity to install racial purity laws to establish the aryan superiority.
This might not be twitch appropriate

>>52677346
You have to be over the age of 18 to post on this board

>>52677388
Yes I know...
>>52677529
Good to know. I am in my mid-twenties. Nearly thought this board was boomers only.

>>52677686
Jesus christ you seem insufferable

>>52677786
I was under the assumption that was clear.
Why else should I show this amount of bewilderment towards my friend group, consisting of trannies, crossdressers, 4channers, vtubers, nazi, communists and many other unpalatable sorts of people, wanting me to become a vtuber when I am fully selfaware of my own state as an annoying and insufferable fuck?

>>52678208
If you're so self aware why are you here trying to make it our problem?

>>52678254
I ain't a psychic. I might be self aware but I don't have a solution for everything. And asking 4chan usually works out. Usually...

>>52678208
>>52678427
Wow, I was right, you are just insufferable! Please log off the internet. Go outside.

>>52678487
We going in circles here chief. I was assuming that was already obvious.

>>52678208
become a vtuber but stream on kick and don't filter yourself, you'll actually appeal to a lot of people there. get a tired-looking ojisan model (use oshino meme as your template).

>>52678579
There is no circle. You're just an idiot

>>52678208
stream on kick mate, there no one cares about you being a drama queen with a high ego

Do you jerk off before your streams to be calm or keep it in to improve sexual tension?

>>52677343
Good luck. Though I do think 90% of the time when people post here about Holo auditions it's people complaining that they got 0 or 1 view.

>>52679095
what's stoping you doing it during stream ?

>>52679048
>>52678632
I think that kind of stuff might be something that could get you banned on kick even.or at least it seems to be against their TOS. Cozy is probably his best bet. Rumble might be doable too but they seem like the type of place that would ban you for being too spicy even if it isn't against TOS.

>>52667582
tranny meme kys pls

>>52677346
>aryan supremacy
Kill yourself you worthless sheep. Yoo lame to even be sacrificed, its a pity you will bw thrown to the dogs

>>52679375
Too be* (Or not to lol)

>>52679095
After, cooming sedates me too much and I lose all drive.

>>52679095
I have sex with my gf during stream.
No one has figured out I do that.

>>52679095
Anon, male libido also powers our drive to achieve literally anything, so you best only coom after the stream. Better yet, do not coom for 24 hours before stream. Ideally, do not allow yourself to coom unless your balls are full and stale. Being plain horny is not an excuse.
For women, the opposite applies: either coom or goon before stream, whichever put you to sleep, and embrace being an energizer bunny. Why does libido work so differently between sexes

>>52680404 (me)
*whichever doesn't put you to sleep

For those of you who live with others in the house (especially family members or roommates), how did you start streaming? Did they ever bother you about it? (College student with roommate here trying to figure out how to get into vtubing without bothering her.)

>>52679095
I don't masturbate.

>>52681366
Just have sex with the bf you're hiding from your viewers? Gotcha

>>52681740
I'm a guy.

>>52681811
You lost me

>>52681740
I was offered a blowjob under the desk while i was streaming but i declined, I kinda don't really like that sort of stuff. I'm degenerate but I like to keep my stream clean of that.

Croc Gunpla

https://www.twitch.tv/albertmornvt

>>52681900
Male, sorry.

>>52681152
add her into your streams (I have no fucking idea either and would also like to know)

>>52681152
>>52684035
I just either stream when they're out (like I'm getting ready to right now) or just let them know.

>>52682221
Is he gonna fuck the twink or what?

>>52655431
To the anon who drew this: Thank you! I posted it on my Twitter and I'd like to actually credit you instead of just as "an anonymous artist".

https://twitter.com/Frithjof_Enrsn/status/1675927309532930057

https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish new model !!!!!!!!!

>>52686892
>still 2d
boring

>>52686892
why doesn't she get a new mic

>>52687983
She has, twice.

>>52687983
Why do you still have 3 viewers?

I'm gay and I've had sex with my girlfriend right after streaming multiple times. occasionally she hugs me while I'm streaming

>>52677346
you have a fat stomach because you spend years in front of the computer consuming nothing but processed filth. you are probably infertile due to the microwaves and microplastics you consume.

>>52688746
Ok kuro

Most chuubas that anons say will incline don't. It's only ever a hump and then plateau.

>>52690365
i never inclined, does that mean i made it

>>52691028
You exemplify making it on asp.

>>52686892
going loli?

how's everyone's day been going so far

>>52690365
I will hump Zenya

>>52692105
>how's everyone's day been going so far
The usual, terrible, I want to love someone

Is there anything more pathetic than a male vtuber? Who do you appeal to? You're not cute, you're not entertaining, no one wants to hang out with you. Girls are cute, girls are entertaining, we want to hang out with girls. If you're a male reading this I suggest you kys.

>>52692308
I want to thighfuck Zenya

What should your very first tweet be? Simple hello? Some lore style fun cringe tweet?
I'm overthinking this aren't I?

>>52693089
>tfw not only undesirable irl but also virtually

>>52693435
Your dick

Which aspies are down to receive dick pics?

Denpa's tracking seems spastic.

>>52693435
A stream link saying "Going Live!" because you're clearly ngmi as a Vtweeter

>>52694220
Haru

>>52694220
denpa

>>52693186

>>52694220
Coco

>>52693089
Listen, I know it's not pride month anymore but I want to let you know I fully support your transition.

>>52694640
I want to bury my face between her thighs and pass out

Aspies with good porn?

>>52685872
Do it yourself coward

>>52696754
i'd have probably done some chaturbate streams if i was female. as a babi i don't really have the audience for that. (or any audience for that matter)

>>52696754
me when you draw it

>>52696754
Like >>52697833
I am unfortunately a male

>>52698188
this is one of my goals when I get a good handle on the body

>>52697833
you don't have.. idea

Starting another week off with a LTTP romhack I've had my eye on for a while, come check out Zelda: Parallel Worlds!
Starting in about 15 minutes, see you soon!
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

>>52700335
Why is he so damn cute!

>>52701334
>he

>>52701715
That's a dude my dear anon

>>52700335
<3

We're going to be playing some Yu-Gi-Oh Master Duel, trying to complete our Gimmick Puppet Deck of doom!
Then we'll transition into some Soul Calibur 6, let's make a nice Lonely, Lonely Puppet Man!

https://www.twitch.tv/kankurokingch

(This Character Creation isn't mine btw)

https://voca.ro/103isptae9Zi
(Haru, gClef, and nanahyaku7 tribute)

Gokigenyou, /asp/, SwissedToast here. It has been a year since I last streamed.
If July 4th fireworks make you worry about those affect by war and street violence, this one's for you. (You) are invited to join me on my journey of self-reflection and redemption as I rise from the ashes of my grave, I will never give up.

Tomorrow I bury "yellow cat".

Topics:
- Recovery
- How I graduated antidepressants and antipsychotic medication.
- Meaning in pain, how (You) are not alone
- "are you going to kill me?" "Heal you, so that you can heal others."
- "how many people have you killed?" "I'll never actually know."
- Taking my body back from the demon, Yellow Cat (curses and demonology)
- Show and Tell of gifts and blessings, both never-to-return and gratitude.
- Above all else, positivity and integrity.
- If I can do it, (You) can too.
- Keep Staying Strong! (tm), you can do more the better you are doing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQPHzZ_dFGs
Tomorrow, July 4th 7PM EST, as I endure the bombardment of NYC fireworks.

(just doing a re-debut shill rep. be well, anon.)
Thank you for you.

>>52706296
How many people died in that Humvee, yellow shit? Kill yourself.

>>52706296
How many people died in that Humvee, yellow shit? KilI yourself.

>>52706406
It's a celebration. Sorry, you're not invited this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6RROopwuOg

>>52706296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoihivMHDI4

Ganbare, Swissed-senpai.

>>52706406
You can't take me. YOU WONT TAKE ME. You can't stop me anymore!

..but I will always love you! Fuck you to hell, monster!

>>52707554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dxqkKpEm9Y

>>52693089
tell em sis

nice wheelie, asshole.

https://files.catbox.moe/fv3svy.mp3

loading screen BGM.

https://files.catbox.moe/115ocx.mp4

what's actually important to me and mine.

(I'm finished).

>>52681152
my parents don't know, I've been streaming quietly in the dead of night and taking advantage of rare days when I have the house to myself. Thinking of investing in things to keep sound in my room and out of my room (there are some flaps of plastic that seal doors i saw on amazon that seem promising). Ideally, I'd move out, but that's not an option for me or for you. Thankfully, at least I have a room to myself.

Thank you to everyone who let me draw them.

>>52708687
Drink some water jfc.

https://twitter.com/fsp_english/status/1675746189893853185?t=MsR-l48K55YYen9Id4XjSw&s=19

>>52708870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks1ZYqZJjOc

...Thanks.

>>52710205
Use that song you just posted as your intro instead. If you sing copyright wont be an issue.

schizo.

>>52666947
Is it possible to success as a bilingual chuuba as a filthy gaijin? I mean, being a JSL catering to a japanese audience with english as the 2nd language (something similar to Pikamee for example). Are there any other examples of this?

>>52712561
I'm not totally sure about this but I think kson didn't know Japanese at first and now it's mostly what she speaks

I threw up.

>>52713287
Did you learn your lesson this time?

I only miss you sometimes

>>52713287
Idiot.

More spookiness! Come watch me get scared!

https://www.twitch.tv/slushywater52

>>52673709
Do you find it edgy or do you think leople just don't know how to make it work

>>52681811
You won me over

>>52717229
nta but most people that use it in their designs do it only to be different from the rest with no other reason

>>52673709
I hate heteros as well, anon... You're not alone...

don't get too emotional when you turn tricks

>>52700335
Thank you again for anyone that came, sorry I was so bad at this one! I'm super interesting in playing more, it's fun to play a twist on a game I love! Sorry if this stream was a bit too long for anyone, I was having a lot of fun and didn't wanna stop, hehe.
>>52701334
It's gotta be my genuine passion about the games that I play!
>>52703703
<3

Vtubers are never nice to viewers, they're nice to credit cards

>>52720720
What's your malfunction? You seem too good to be true. No one from this thread is normal.

>>52721975
He's aggressively into dogs

>>52721975
>>52722040
probably a furry too

>>52721975
I love people. This is a fun new avenue to share something I really love with new people I might not otherwise meet. I look forward to when I have a community that's big enough that I feel comfortable starting a Discord.
I've been on this site for years but I'm plenty happy and I'd love to spread it around how I can, even if it's something small like streaming!
>>52722040
>>52722196
Both untrue!

>>52722196
>>52722040
wrong, haru is my future wife, we are already engaged so please don't spread rumors

>>52721975
he's helplessly addicted to my dick

>>52723086
that's too far, don't sexually harass our cute pet dog

Do you guys think Hololive is actually watching the auditions since they reposted them?

>>52723159
wolf

>>52723382
wolf down my dick

>>52723428
no

>>52723382
wolf are dogs going through their edgy phase in life, deep down they just want to be taken care of

>>52721975
Like everyone here he's a huge schizo, two-faced too
I bet he would fuck a man in the arse and not even have the decency to say a thank you very much sir

>>52724599
He can use his knotted cock to breed my bussy if he wants.

>>52684130
thanks for the info

Are the only straight vtubers females?

>>52728831
Most female vtubers are bi

>>52728831
I'm straight irl but I want to dominate cute boys in the virtual world and make them call me their master, that makes sense to you?

So basically at this point, if I can't succeed as a fleshstreamer, I wouldnt succeed as a vtuber either, right?

>>52696754
Nasu has some ok stuff

Is Haru into boys or girls?

When that day comes they will all love me

>>52729368
I hope he is into boys so we have a chance

>>52679095
I go to the bathroom and edge for 45 seconds exactly to the tempo of the last anime opening I listened to. Picrel is what I'm currently watching.

>>52728831
i'm straight but no one thinks i am

>>52710166
>Small JP corpo
>Only female JP talents
>Looking to get male Westerners immediately
>Doesn't have the graduation stench of MyHolo or Tsunderia
>Look at these fuckin numbers food (not like they're going to stick around during the debut)
I think it's worth looking into. by that I mean I'm going to audition even though I haven't streamed in almost a year

>>52728831
All the females have boyfriends so the males gradually become gay

people put you down enough, you start to believe it

Skank.

Dunno if this is the right place to ask.
Have you ever had some difficulty in hearing your own voice? Especially when singing low below C4 (too breathy) or super high above f#5 (too ringing)?
How the hell did you fix that?

>>52729323
I don't know how much it matters, but vtubing seems like a much smaller community/nice so it's more likely to achieve a relative measure of success but there's more of a ceiling

Saying you didn't check your DM doesn't really work when you live online 24/7 and tweet something every few hours.
Apply yourself. Make up better excuses.

>>52734841
people just don't want to talk in DMs i don't really know why so many people have an aversion towards this but i guess they just don't like interacting in private

>>>/vt/mvp

Any voice lessons? Here's me: https://vocaroo.com/114agC156UUu

>>52736354
A little breathy and monotone but you've got potential

>>52732470
You enable your microphone to playback to your headset. windows has an option for it but I can't remember what its called rn.

Thats why artists in the studio are all wearing headsets, to prevent ear blindness and to give a better impression of the final mix during the record.

>>52729323
actually, if you go the projekt melody approach, you can still be a VR whore. Chaturbate streamer is still a streamer

>>52728831
In Today's world all zoomies are to be presumed homosexual adjacent. I'm celebate tho.

>>52729009
Most women are bi and love cute girls

Vtubing is for the girls and gays

>>52736002

Damn, that one surely was a banger of a thread.

Hopeful up

Who's in gen 5, then? Half-tempted to make a list myself

What's the most efficient way to convince simps to give me money? The "teehee don't donate" thing?

>>52666947
das hot

>>52745733
chaturbate?

>>52746067
I mean more psychological manipulation tactics within streams

>>52743330
Not yet, listfren, not yet.

Twitter fucking sucks