/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>she's in *picture of random 2view chuuba, totally not a blatant shilling attempt*
>she's in *picture of beryl/beatani/moe/gogonippon sisters/miori/nina*
>now that the dust has settled, what do we think of the models?
>sana/coco/rushia, come back...
>who are they *blatant doxxbait attempt*
>yup she's an esl from sea, no I do not have evidence
>lex luthor/amber is real
>new tempiss cocksleeves, yabba dabba doo!
>ina nepo hire/mori nepo hire/bae nepo hire
>so how many are secretly black/korean/muslim/trans? vote for biden/trump/desantis/kennedy/mtg/bernie btw
>incoming pekoleech/koyoleech/mikoleech/suileech/ollieleech/aruranleech/hakkaleech
>*holomember retweeted announcement or interacts on twitter* leech leech omg she's so blatant
>*holomember doesn't retweet announcement or reply on twitter* omg she hates her!/she hates her job!
>*tempiss retweet/interacts* stop leeching/flirting reeeee
>*tempiss doesn't retweet/doesn't interact* look at the homopiss, limp-wristed coward ahaha
>they're flirting aieeee
>their ship/pairing is so forced, cringe, no chemistry
>"typical en chuuba debut starterpack" image with minecraft, apex/valo, chillas kusoge, only up
>woop woop pull up pull up woop woop *image of stock charts*
>accelerate yaas queen yagoo, more waves more waves pls
>en3 will forever still be mogged by luxiem btw
>i hope she plays this on debut week *image of old as fuck/political/controversial game*
>*photoshopped image of yagoo in front of an office lobby* welcome to hololive
>to all holochads, we won *image of chuuba with wine glass*
>new corpo slaves hurray *image of kson's SUPER 3D*
>yeah en3 didn't do as well as expected
>time to release nijigamers
>myth was better
>council was better
>en3chads, were we at? myth/council are old and busted
>id3 was better, id superpower 2030
>oh look a miracle, gura/ina/kronii is suddenly back streaming with a full schedule, she's afraid ahahaha
>*image of gura in default pose* so she will start streaming now right?
>eu bros, we got too cocky...
>seachads/latinamericachads/africachads we're in
>c-can there still be a holokr/holoes/holoph/holoeu?
>riku, where's my new wave...
>hololive will fail someday, no one stays dominant forever cryingpomu.png
>*x* reacts to en3 announcement
>numbers numbers numbers, no I did not do any data analytics reps, yes I am esl
>*twitter screencap of vshojo/twitch vtuber passive-aggressively shitting on hololive
>*screencap from twitter of literally who normalfag shitting on vtubers with a whopping 3 likes, 47 views, and zero replies*
>*screencap from oshi no ko, now en3-flavoured*
>hello guys I am a blatant newfag, please spoonfeed me vtuber streams/clips thank you, vtuber means only hololive right?
>tourist from /vpol/ here to say vtumors are shit and you should all kys
>here's your real en3 *image of vshojo/phaseconnect/idolen/eien*
>last samuraichads, a-at least we will never be tainted by en whores
>yagoo you nippon traitor, where's jp7?
>holoidchads, when's id4?
>"my brother/father" it means she has a bf reeeee
>why does she suck at games? no I will never watch actual esports players, that's for zoomers
>ryangosling.png
>*long-ass pompous essay about the downfall of vtubers with zero substance, just two more weeks brah*
>debut buff fading isn't rea-ACK
>*image of en3 gen models freshly saved from google search* so what went wrong?
>when's en4?