/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52529981
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

reminder that ALTNOWA HUNT SHOWDOWN ON WEDNESDAY
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE

>>52529981
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>SHINRI’S BIRTHDAY SET IS LIVE (On sale until July 24th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>MAGNI'S COPIUM RELEASE CELEBRATION MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 3rd 18:00 JST)
>3 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_copiumrelease
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/magni-dezmond

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>>52529993
AMEN
>>52530027
DREAM TEAM LOVE

>>52530027
I'm SO FUCKING EXCITED and it's not even a ship I really care for kek

>>52530027
>>52528118
TWO DAYS SHORT OF TANABATA, BUT I'LL TAKE IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOahFPV-xxQ

Honestly, I always thought the Altnowa Hunt Showdown collabs were kind of dull, so I'm probably not gonna watch it, but I'm glad people can finally stop pushing dumb rrats about them fighting now.

>>52529811
Ah, so the opposite of last time, where he hid his sickness so he could keep streaming and not abandon the fans, and the fans melted down about that

>>52530027
Holy shit HQ collabs are back
Now I have no shame in saying these past seven months have sucked dick
we are so fucking back

>>52529819
Yes, I got it wrong and I've realized after looking back at the calendar

>>52530192
But I thought vesties loved solo vesper?

"I think I look like gigachad"

>>52530027
His first stream as new Nowa is with Altare... I'm....

>>52530176
He went to Tennessee, didn't get sick but will tell us that he got covid and takes two weeks off to play with Bettels and put all his efforts into his second job, comes back all drained and wines about needing a break

>>52530229
It's always been painfully obvious that was just them coping.

>>52529993
amen

>>52530217
No I just meant to add that Deneb helps Altair and Vega get together so it was fitting :)

Axel is gonna get his Winter Project collab

>>52530229
Everyone who says that is lying or wrong. I am the best Vestie therefore only my opinion on the subject matters.

It's confirmed that Altare is a huge slut who only care about look

>make new Twitter account to collect more Betsy fanarts
>instantly shafted by 300 post reading limit
Absolute faggotry.
>>52529993
Amen.

>>52530437
this has never been in question

>>52530437
Magni and Vesper too, they're all shallow whores

did anyone save an image of vespers merch by chance

>>52530437
idk he loved vesper a lot when he was ugly

>>52530437
Why should he fuck an old, menhera whore who isn't hot when he's got countless other ojisans begging for the Altdick who are hot?

I live my twink oshi

>>52530437
Holes aren't good for anything else

>>52530560
Until Vesper 2 came around

>>52530590
Love*

>Magni comes back from break
>Counts down the minutes until he can end his first stream back because he’s exhausted and “didn’t really get a break”
>Immediately goes to play games with Bettel until sunrise again
Your response?

>>52530590
you should stay dead

>>52530542
this?
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/noirvesper_bd2023?variant=43778704965852

>>52530590
Ugly :(

>>52530542
>>52530688 (me)
...oh, or did you mean the Ohmonah merch because Twitter is being terrible?

>>52530542
There's this
>>52511708

Live
Laugh
Love

>>52530229
Like father like son, both Vesper and Axel are always best when they're comfortable in collabs.

>>52530365
I know but I got the date wrong and so you did. Tanbata is the 7th of July and both Altnowa and Magni collab happen one day before and one day after

>>52530678
if he doesn't guerilla stream those games, i'll be beyond pissed. otherwise, power to magni

I miss Axel uuu...

>>52530678
I wouldn't know since I won't be watching him

I'm blind, where are the 2 black/white emblems on his design?

>Altnowa
Vesperonii is better. He's made for a different blue menhera and I will not accept any no.

>>52530245
Ugly

>>52530755
yeah ohmonahs

>>52530678
I am going to start discmite 2.0

Can't wait for Hi-Fi Rush this week, I'm so happy

>>52530590
Rotten :(

>>52530440
The coders didn't thought on testing the functions on Twitter before shipping them to the frontend. My condolences

>>52530870
He hasn't gotten the perms yet. He only asked but hasn't gotten a reply.

>>52530678
I just hope he takes a real break and get whatever this is out of his system. I don't care about what he does off stream I just want the streams to be good again

I hope Axel has a HQ collab next week as well

>>52530921
or all the good coders got fired/left

>>52531063
This smells more of negligence that lack of personnel but it's also reasonable that it lacks coders

Happy for the collabs but I can't bear to watch them because the redesign sucks

>>52531006
It'll happen

>>52531035
MonHun with Altare is probably the only shot he's got.

>>52531013
I don't even care if streams are shit, I just don't want him to tell us that he wants the stream to be over as fast as possible all while whining about being tired and busy

WHORE

https://files.catbox.moe/94ry9u.png

>>52531154
TOT I LOVE YOU

>>52531154
OHHH FFFFUCKKKKKKKK NIGGGA

>>52531035
Magni is gone for most of the week so doubt.

>>52531129
if magni doesn't join for monhun with shiny spicy i will actually cancel my t3 menshi. not like he has done anything with that tier anyway

But whatever, the 2.0 was sweet and I'm heading back to XIV. Got my sub and there's the Make It Rain event going on so I want to finish the Bunny Chief set, and I lack the Bustier

>>52531154
TToTT

I really am the last /MANS/ straightbro..

>>52531095
Don't want to make this thread all about Twitter but there are a lot of news articles out there that make it sound like a total shitshow behind the scenes. At the very least, there were a ton of layoffs and people who quit due to the work environment.

>>52531297
True, but hey; it's also good to know that we've got a schedule for Vesper Streams since we didn't got one the month of June

>>52530027
Holy fuck, Tempus is HEALING, now all we need is the HQ collab

>>52530921
It's fine, all it means is that I'm going to go back to posting the same three images until Twitter unfucks itself or I git gud and make my own oc. Pretty funny that this is what happens after I make a social media account for the first time in nearly a decade. Max luck baby.

>>52531286
Oh no you don't

Catching up on some VODs I missed and God, he's so dumb, I love him.
https://youtu.be/EKaV4FbBQWc?t=1274
"Why is humour hard? I wanna be funny too~"

>>52531286
Not if I am here

>>52531286
Not so fast.

>>52531397
Yeah, getting into Tempus was starting to pressure me into finally getting a Twitter account, but this move is stupid enough to make me want to dig my heels in and wait for the dust to settle

>>52531494
This is such an uncanny combination of male and female features

>>52531494

July might be my favorite month. HQ finally healing, Flayon kino stream and TEMPUS anniversary reinvigorated my need to draw. Can't wait to see what they all have planned

Has anyone seen any streams/posts showing the ohmonah booth and/or tempus merch?

> Altare was mad at Vesper for his menhera arc
> commits soduku to atone
> 2.0 is his rebirth
> Altare loves him again
this is my lore for 2.0

>>52530838
I can't find them either

>>52531788
Altare said that he did kill a vampire...

>>52530027
altnowa and magnoir in the same week. best week ever

>>52530263
he will be having a zatsu that morning but yes his first collab is with altare

>>52530229
I love solo vesper and collab vesper.

>>52531256
good luck, i've actually seen packed verminion tournaments

>>52531691
Nothing yet, I did find a twitch stream of a guy going through the hall though so I'm keeping an eye on the background and people passing by

shinvestare collab when

>>52531691
I've got an eye on some streams but I don't know which hall ohmonah is though.

>>52530838
I wonder if those were possibilities for the bolo tie that they didn't use and pako just left them on the ref sheet?

>>52532035
Never. Shinri makes Vesper both way too horny and way too insecure.

>>52532184
thats why they should do it..

The ambassador merch is up for preorder online btw
https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_meet2023

>>52531286
Not so fast bro!

>>52532209
Vesper would cum too fast.

>>52530838
I don't think they're on there. Or that weird curve at the top?
Also that logo thing that's also on the ohmonah merch... I swear he's always had it, am I mistaken?

Which VG boy would benefit from a 1.5 the most?

>>52531286
the last straight bro ongoing bit is my favorite bit in /mans/
i giggle like a schoolgirl depsite it being the same thing everytime makes me irrationally happy

>>52530027
My new rrat (because Nowa is just like me fr fr) is that he wasn't allowing himself to do the things he wanted to do so that he could use them as incentive/rewards after he finished his work. No I will not take my meds.

>>52532495
Shinri. Everyone else is perfect

>>52532495
Shinri. His model is very sex but his face is just too flat and undetailed for me compared to some of the fanart he gets. In fanart he's literal sexprime 9000 pro but the face on the model itself is just so so flat

>>52532495
Hakka, or shinri's abs.

>>52532495
i've been saying it for a while now, but jeffrey needs it the most.

>>52531286
not so fast

>>52532611
Hakka has literally the best model out of VG

>>52532652
His face is cursed

>>52532628
I'd watch him getting plastic surgery live

>>52531994 (me)
found the booth skimming through this guy's vod, it's behind Good smile Company that's next to TOEI

I checked the official Tempus/Stars websites to see if they've updated Vesper's pics, and while they haven't yet, they have fixed the accidental extra hand they gave Magni
https://holostars.hololivepro.com/en/talent
https://tempus.hololivepo.com/

>>52532672
Isn't that his hand?

>>52532495
Shinri's is the only one that could use a bit more work, IMO. The rest are all good. I think his model is fine as-is compared to someone like Magni's though.

>>52532798
kek

>>52532584
>>52532592
Shinri is gorgeous huh

>Want to scroll through #VespArt to look at the new fan arts but Twitter is fucking itself
FUCK YOU ELON

>>52532495
Hakka would benefit from a rigging update, his face looks very flat

>>52532213
Thanks anon! I’m thinking about getting the Altare picture. It would be cool to take a photo and using it to frame a shot.

>>52532766
Oh nice that's a good location, def some streams going to end up in there

>>52532854
He is gorgeous, but some of his shading is weird. Also he needs to be able to let his hair down.

>>52532938
>able to let his hair down
He really does ngl

>>52532938
let the man hold his bow too, come on, even Magni was always able to hold stuff with his cloak hands

>>52532938
>>52532962
Maybe it’s coming later like how they added Altare’s hood months after.

>>52533102
Didn't Altare just forget to show it off and was thinking of a good time to show it off until he accidentally toggled it on on a random stream?

>we finally get an altnowa collab
>its with ugly bastard 2.0 Nowa

>>52533165
yeah i think so

>>52532541
wholesome

>>52532564
This one is real because it makes me happy to believe it's real.

>>52532213
Thanks, seems to be exclusive for this shop. Will add it to the shill post next thread

I think Tempura at AX should stream :)

>>52533285
I think (You) at AX should stream :)

>got new body
>choose to get dicked down by Altare first
we are so back

>>52533311
I would if I got a ticket :(

>>52533191
The monkey paw to end all monkey paw's

>>52533191

>>52530027
Maybe there'll be another game of D&D in the future.
Or that mecha ttrpg

>>52533373
Buntare love

>>52533191
Altare has developed a taste for buff DILFs with endless stamina after playing Valo with Shinri until 7am. Skinny DILFs like Vesper 1.0 are no longer enough to satisfy him...

>>52532860
ELON HATE

hmm idc i still want to see Altare rape Nowa no matter his form

>>52532897
Apparently this shop has a premium deal where you can save money if you agree to the free trial. I'm too paranoid to get it though

>>52533481
based and same

>>52533373
This made me chortle

>>52533165
It’s been awhile. I thought he said it wasn’t ready for his debut, but it should have been a part of his toggles since the beginning.

>>52533506
I just did and canceled the premium immediately

>>52533373
i don’t want to see this

>>52531691
I've seen a lot of holo stuff

If his next stream is on wednesday that means no Vesper streams for 3 days....no.....

>>52533506
I remember going this site but never buying anything. That’s a pretty great discount but with the anniversary coming up and the ohmonah merch, I have to watch my spending.

mag lingerie merch doko

>>52533810
You've gone through worse, you can do it

>>52533810
tell your lazy whore to stream

>>52533873
fat whore

>>52533873
Aw man I just realized I can't stalk your twitter anymore...

>>52533810
At one point he went for 3 weeks without streaming, don't worry.

>>52533873
Only if they do it right.

>>52533873
ToT

>>52533869
It feels so good to not be raped by shipping fees, I'll consider it since I need to have some form of altare merch

>>52534165
That Axel is unfortunately hot

>>52534066
Would buy

>>52533873
making ves hair more wavy/increased volume is a great route
keep feeling ves2 up

>>52530245
:( ugly.. would probably look better if he fixed his OBS settings. looks blurry for some reason

JWU and saw the news. The glory days of not having to hear that blue faggot might be over. Hopefully it's just a one time thing.

>>52534165
Important.

>>52534317
sauce?

>>52534298
kys so you don't have to hear him ever again

>>52534347
https://twitter.com/evenmorelost/status/1675165467986759680

>>52534381
thanks, hopefully I'll get to see that account one day fucking bird site

>>52534356
The tranny is more likely to kill himself so I won't have to.

>>52534037
i'm /here/ more than twitter anyways, not exactly sure what you're looking for...
>>52534249
thanks!! i love drawing voluminous hair but none of the boys really have it (shinri's is too short even when down to make it look nice, hakka's is straight) so it's subconsciously bleeding into my ves2 attempts. i do need to tweak it a little more in the new direction but maybe in a week i'll get it down, chu~

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1675228898219491328

>>52534427
Hey be nice! Vesper went through a lot of emotional trauma before cutting off his dick and he finally feels good in his new body

>>52534490
What does it say bro

>>52534516
nta but

>new twitter rule means sisters wont cause drama on twitter all day because it goes over their daily limit

>>52534583
Oh of course, well I've finished my quota so

>>52534640
he got you https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1675229810870583296

>>52534511
Vesper doesn’t hate Tempus or management, he just couldn’t cope with the shame of having a penis. Now that it’s gone, all is right with the world…

>>52534673
...I'll believe you since I can't see it

>>52534703
I JOBBED, WHERE IS THE IMAGE

Man, Vesper has to love this Twitter dying thing, huh?

>>52534631
What is this about a limit?

>>52534754
Kek

>>52534583
I hate Twitter

Can't wait for the new flock of femvesties

>>52534832
god please spam WoW more after the week of collabs Vesper I beg of you

>>52534123
What a great deal! I bought a valentines keychain and 2 guild cards, and it cost me $45. At least the HoloMeet and Ohmonah merch won’t make me question my life choices.

I wish Flayflay was as tall as Astel

>>52534936
womenlet

>someone already calling him daddy in community post
nowari da

Also the keychain got fixed, it doesn't say Altventures anymore

I had never noticed how funny Shinri's feet are

>>52534981
Oh, nice.

>>52534936
I'm perfectly happy with my husbands' heights

>>52534957
shut up

>>52534957
Nta but 5’3 is on the taller side of short for women. It’s the cope I have been telling myself for years.

>>52535128
I hate when 5'4 call themselves short, if you're over 5 feet you are pretty average

>>52534775
can't do anything on twitter anymore, occasionally some tweets will load and i'm still getting notifications but i can't refresh my timeline, view profiles, search/use tags, reply, see replies etc. basically the only thing i can do is tweet and use direct links to view tweets. they're limiting non-twitter blue accounts to "viewing 600 posts a day", new accounts to 300. that's like if you scrolled a couple of times. really think they fucked up on a rollout but it's impossible to use. even on desktop it's unstable

>>52535180
if you're 5'5" or under you'll always be short to me

>>52535186
>limiting non-twitter blue accounts to "viewing 600 posts a day"
way to fuck over your website, holy fuck

>>52535128
As another 5'3" woman, I know that cope well. It's not totally baseless, because 5'3" is right around the cut-off for petite sizes, so I can wear both petite and regular sizes.

>>52534936
This along with pic related kinda screw up my perspective on how tall most of the boys really are.
I'm only 2 inch taller then Flayon, what the fuck, why is everyone so fucking tall. I refuse to accept the reality where I'm closer to Flayon height than Altare...

>>52535180
Depends which country you live in. In most of North America, below 5'3" would be short.

>>52535237
it says it's a "temporary limit" (no info on when it ends of course) but even for 12 hours it's ridiculous

>>52535359
Get those yumebucks Shinri~

>>52535237
My timeline straight up stopped working kek. I just want to browse the art tags

>>52535293
True. It’s nice when shopping for shorts, skirts, and dresses because a regular size isn’t as short on me.

>>52535388
I'm the same height, anon. I think our height difference with Altare is pretty nice and normal.

>>52535509
love the bara vestie, true to life

>>52533873
WHY IS THIS GIVING ME A BONER DID YOU NIGGAS TURN ME GAY

Taller than my short kings

>>52535565
I'm a guy...

I feel nothing.

>>52535610
its so over..

>>52535597

>>52535580
doesn't it suck being taller than your oshis?

>>52535580
Make Bettel 176 to see how tall he would be casually

>>52535577
pride month is over, you must REALLY be gay

>>52535597
You will do Altare’s shirt proud, my king.

>>52535610
I'm just waiting for a blushing no-glasses version so I can WHORE post with the new model.

>>52535689
I've always been taller than everyone I've liked, I don't know anything else
>>52535692
I prefer to imagine he's 180 without the heels

>>52530027
I JUST GOT HERE FROM TWITTER AND HOLY SHIT, WE ARE SO BACK BROS

>>52535597
I-It's really not that bad. I also just realised you said 2 inch and not 2 cm so

If Axel ever get a little something something for his model he should be able take his jacket off and get a blush toggle. It's fucking criminal that he can't blush

>>52534936
I love to be manhandled

sad reminder that lord chungy is not friendly towards the new cats, and will never play with them

>>52535597
LMFAO

Jester crisis
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1675236188452470785

Feels good man

I wake up and twitter is on fire, again. Fucking great.

>>52535818
Nigga he barely uses his current expressions, you would never see him blush

now im gonna have to unfollow all of tempus except for nowa because their tweets will exceed my daily limit

Yagoo where is that twitter of yours? I only want to see the fanarts, please

>>52535889
He uses them at times....

>>52535861
Ronin crisis
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1675235163738095616

>>52535597
kek

>>52535911
i never followed any of vg because they tweet so fucking much

This talk of heights is depressing as a 167 cm guy, please talk about literally anything else, I don't want to be reminded about why I've been single all my life.

>>52535866
Shortass lil bro enjoyer...

>>52535972
Its not your height, its your face

I swear these height comparison charts are going to turn me into a yume.

>>52535831
By Flayon? BY FLAYON?? He's supposed to be the shots of Tempus.

>>52535972
You are average man, if someone doesn't like you because of your height they don't deserve you anyway <3

>>52535911
it won't work, my post test account follows nobody and it exceeded the limit

>>52536018
shota*

>>52536010
yeah for the yumes

>>52530027
no...
the rrats...
what am i going to schizo post about now...

>>52536018
He's also a coomer.

>>52535972
made for gentle bullying

who will be grooming who during the altnowa collab next week

>>52535972
ara ara~

>>52536018
You know this lil nigga got a lot of stamina and tard strength right?

>>52536018
He's also really strong and could beat up the vast majority of his fanbase so it'd be easy for him to top you. By force if necessary
Also with how he talks he'd definitely be the dom of the relationship

>>52536156
ouroboros of grooming

>>52536008
My face looks average. And no, I'm not fat, I weigh 61 kg. But I do have a high pitched voice and constantly get mistaken for a girl online in places like vrchat.
>>52536018
I'm only a cm taller than the shota of tempus....

>>52536018
But with his strength he could easily pick me up and pass me around with Altare I still remember when my guy friends would pick me up randomly, I will never forget it

get mogged tempus
being tall is the only thing I have going for me irl tho

Is it still looking likely that Flay will be playing FFXIV today instead of FFXVI? I didn't get to play with him the last time he did, so I wanna try today.

>>52536241
>.5
I thought tall people didn't have complex about centimeters

>>52535972
You can groom any VGsister /here/ if you believe hard enough, little Tempuralet

>>52536241
>.5
You really had to huh

>>52536273
>>52536298
hey ok like I said it's all I got

>>52535972
Just make yourself taller bro.

>>52535866
okay, girl_dm

>>52536191
Meet better women unironically, average/short men have been on the rise lately
>>52536254
Probably, he still sounded like he wouldn't be able to play 16 last time he mentioned it

>>52536156
I’m worried about them being awkward with each other so any grooming would be welcomed.

>>52536241
Why is Altare green

>>52536156
Funny how this collab only happened after Altare finally started getting closer to Shinri...calling him next in line for command of Tempus after Magni...Almost as if Vesper was getting worried about being replaced...

>I can see tweets only if I have notifs turned on for them and view them through the notification tab
Wtf is with this site?

>>52535844
anon you didn't have to deliver these bad news, especially today. seems nothing good is happening today....

>>52535972
R

>>52536378
I'm a little colorblind

>>52535718
>>52535644
I'm actually having a menhara meltdown. It's embarrassing.

>>52536196
Most of Tempus can do that already. I want to be able to (try to) pick someone up for once and fluster him and molest him and rape him and amazon press him.

>>52536474
we couldve had wuzi vesper...sigh

>>52536474
Chat truly does mirror the streamer...guess it makes sense that I'm depressed and have a shitty sense of direction...

FUCK YOU ELON

>>52535972
Yeah, since this is all just thinly veiled /soc/ posting anyways, I'd rather ya'll go back to vocaroo posting.

>>52536241
Male altventurer...

>>52536563
If you use tweetdeck you can use twitter normally because elon musk is a dumbass

>>52536570
you first, whore

>>52536483
Then you have a better chance with Hakka

>>52536399
Desktop doesn't work but my mobile rate is fine kek

Speaking of, Bettelion has mail from Bettel

Morf deciding to be younger in his 2.0 :(

>>52536678
My yume heart uuu

>>52529993
Amen. /mag/ anniversary in 21 days.

>>52536678
i love this campy retard so much it's unreal

>>52536670
Nah, Bettel is a better choice. He's a twig AND easily flustered. Hakka would just laugh.

>>52536678
now that's funny

>>52535597
Time to take the dorfpill

>>52536638
Wtf it does work. Elon you retard

>>52536741 (me)

>>52536706
ruined...

>>52536706
you yassified him

>>52536807
You have let me down magamen poster :(

>>52536706
cover really loves deaging old men. wtf is with the necktie?! he's not donkey kong......

>>52536678
this feels like a handwritten joke letter you'd get from a bf, the candle doesn't help....

spotted

>>52536706
is that eyeshadow? why does he look GAY!!! yagoo would never support the cause..

>>52536966
UWOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52536966
can you get me a ves jacket, one of each shirt, an axel bag, and all the keychains? thanks

>>52536563
That stream was wild
https://files.catbox.moe/8uqat8.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/8uqat8.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/8uqat8.webm

>>52536966
I WANT TO BE THERE

>>52536648
I'm a male anon with a girly voice, what give me something to read into a vocaroo.

>>52536884
Im afraid FAKE FANS will start coming in because he is now YOUNG and HOT!!!! Cover WHY???!!!

>>52536495
No disrespect to Pako, but this actually looks like Vesper.
All the fanart is using a way less saturated palette and emphasizing his purple eyes for a reason.

>>52536966
Fuck, I'm so jealous.

>use a size difference website
>put altare height then mine
>the difference is pretty big
>pick the male models
>I get a kid one
huh... :')

>>52537057
KEK

>>52537057
I fucking love this stupid pilot

>>52537057
The close up on the nipples made me laugh, he's such a retard

>>52537055
this was on a stream kek

i love my wife and his eroges

>>52537070
can you do a cover of "i whopped batmans ass" but with a holotempus boy of your choice

>>52530027
Why did he do it? Why did he decide to look like a budget Geralt?

>>52536966
I wonder if there's a chance some people will buy the short king one for their friends as a joke without knowing it's Altare merch.

>>52537232
I think having "leader" on the front kinda killed any chance randos would buy it, not the best move

>>52537057
another one
https://files.catbox.moe/ghotcg.mp4

AAAAAAAAAAH RDSIGRGHTIHIUDRHNTIU34HWOURIY4 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKING KLILLL MEEEEEEEEE

>>52537282
kek

this model change is hitting me hard kek. feels like i just broke up with the love of my life and i havent eaten all day..i'll still watch him but fuck

>>52537327
Sorry I just saw Vesper's redesign intro and died of cringe when kronii showed up

>>52537070
can you read vesper's suspension tweet but for morf instead

>>52537282
Incredible

>>52536966
The designs on the sleeves look cool.

>>52537226
To be fair Geralt is already budget Elric, so Vesper is only doing what the witcher did to the Elric of Melnibone series.

anotha stream, nobody's going inside though...

>>52537458
The stream I was watching the couple wanted to go in but it was closed

>>52537397
kek

>>52537225
I can try a vesper version.
>>52537397
Read it trying to do a morf impression? Or just read it as if it was morf being suspended?

vespers redesign was a blessing we are having another great menhera filter arc
vesper is happy and thriving while the most mentally unstable hags leave him

>>52537516
oh yeah booths tend to do that to clear out the line around them, they open the line again in 10-20 minutes

>>52537109
Altyumedan… how short are you?

>>52537537
holy kek i meant morf's getting suspended but an actual morf impression being delighted to read the news that vesper's suspended would be kino

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1675243530984251392
wdhmbt?

>>52537327
Flayon I know you were embarrassed but playing an eroge on stream isn't that bad

I forgot Altare has never tried sushi before.

>>52537384
Right here with you. He really should have streamed today.
>>52537538
I am incapable of leaving him.

>>52537599
ABAYO Hakka

I need VG to rape correct Flayon into liking adult dick instead of child boobs

>>52537057
kek, this jobber

>>52537599
god i hate VG sometimes

saw Vespers schedule and thought "we are so back" then saw this thread.

>>52537627
SISTERS, GET HIM

>>52537666
tits are great kys

>>52537599
is flayon a vampire like vesper?

>>52537599
Lol and people say they don't fujobait

>>52537384
I'm assuming you survived his menhera arc but this is the thing that breaks you? Seriously? Fucking vesties

>>52537717
only on shinri

>>52537744
I do think they fujobait but if you think this is fujobait then that's hilarious

>find a potential new fujo to follow
>can't check their profile to see if they are too menhera or not
Fucking hell

>>52537744
hakka is ESL please comprende

>>52537812
>tempura
>not menhera
?

>>52537744
The fleshtubers I watch say this and worse with their friends while being married, I'm starting to think you're just a faggot that finds genital mutilation hot

>>52537384
Don't know if it does you any good or not, but Vesper with vest only very much still resemblance the old Vesper, just a bit more jacked.

>>52537859
There is some amount of menhera I can stand but I won't follow someone who draws the boys as trannies

>>52536858
I job sometimes donmai

Sometimes, when they're getting chummy, i like to call Vespies by the wrong name to let them know i don't really care about them.

>>52537933
unexpectedly based

>>52537933

>>52537957
I see what you did there c'mere and give me a big chu~

buff riku

>>52534317
need to see this fox and hound pornhub parody so bad

>>52537957
You were making fun of us the whole time? Here I though it was a cute nickname...

>>52537933
same but this also includes genderbend shit

Bettel delayed 15 mniutes

>>52537900
>faggot that finds genital mutilation hot
Vesper..?

>>52537933
This! I fucking hate how plentiful genderb*nd art of Tempus is. JP don't get nearly as much.

>>52538030

>>52538030
I need it too

This looks like an interesting idea, if Youtube's livechat api weren't so shit he could do something very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9xJtyYjlA8

>>52530373
You leaked his birthday Collab game

>>52537766
i survived the suspension + christmas + Japan menhera + constant dabu spammer arc but this is pushing my limits bruh. god gives his hardest battles to the vesties

>>52537912
the only peace i have in this situation..

>>52538090
It's because tempus encourages it

What did he mean by what did he think when he what the is going on here

>>52538132
What do you mean? He's just going to play the VN that the Koipanions made for his birthday.

>>52538263
bisexual boy wants to be sucked by an ojisan

>>52538029
While we are on that, mickeyriku

Honestly when nowa said he was to collab with people more soon I truly expected it to be another of those 4 people collab or anyone in VG. I DO enjoy those quite a lot but I am glad is with his genmates, I missed those so much...

>>52538378
It really has been so long.. The last HQ only collab was almond card opening and before that it was the kintama 200k right?

>>52538263

>>52537599
My pilot really does love CBT... Kowai

>>52538513
UUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH SOURCE?

>>52538501
No the lego collab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEHh9-ITgx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEHh9-ITgx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEHh9-ITgx0

>>52538263
He wants to fight Vesper in a duel, as revenge for sucking his blood.
Astel has small man syndrome so he's constantly trying to prove his manhood

>>52538540
I think the artist posted it /here/, check the archives. They didn't share their handle tho

>>52538540
/here/

CLOWN ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/jEHh9-ITgx0
https://youtu.be/jEHh9-ITgx0
https://youtu.be/jEHh9-ITgx0

>>52538610
>>52538618
fuck

But why IS Selen in his starting screen?

>>52538737
_lic0rice, I think that artist drew for the Vesmachischizo.

i hate vesper. stream. stream directly into my mouth god i hate him so much

Bettel caught Magni's gay virus :(