/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52501075
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Goodnight /mans/
>>52501113
Amen

*overheals everyone in the thread*

>>52501113
Amen.

I'm a bettelyume but gramps' redesign has been making me feel more than a little unfaithful...

>>52501075
Both are souless vampires

Would you trust him?

>>52501415

>>52501415
most loyal bettelion ITT

>we want the 80s romance novel audience

>>52501415
Looks over personality and easily attracted by the new hottest thing, checks out for a bettelion

>>52501577
I already do
>>>52501667
K E K

>>52501667
Finally, something for me

>>52501415
Why are bettelion so quick to cheat?

>>52501415
>bettelyume
>unfaithful
damn, where have i heard that one before? it's a solid redesign, i'm glad that vesper seems to be happy with it.

Is flayon the biggest stars fan in tempus?

>>52501415
Of course bettelyumes make it obvious that they only care about looks

>>52501582
I WANT VESPER TO ACCIDENTALLY CHARM ME WITH PATERNAL KINDNESS I WOULD NEVER GET FROM BETTEL AND FALL SO MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM I DUMP BETTEL LIKE A SOAKED NAPKIN, ONLY FOR VESPER TO NOT RECIPROCATE MY FEELING AND LEAVE ME ALONE ON THE STREETS LIKE THE FILTHY WHORE I AM

>>52501415

With correction to familiarity, this is a decent redesign.

>>52501075
what a downgrade. He looks like those semi realistic AI images.

>>52501113
Amen.

I am the last loyal bettelyume

>>52501415
It's always the yumes

i'd cheat on bettel but i'd never leave his side, i am a loyal whore

>>52501575
MEDS HOLY SHIT

>>52502298
Magni, shouldn't you be sleeping?

>>52501075
Gonna miss that cute chin and smooth jawline sisters...

oh wow normfags on twitter are loosing it, calling him daddy
vesper please do something menhera that filters the women with daddy issues again thanks

>>52501575
Kek

>>52502373
he’s gonna play nothing but WoW again dw

>>52501577
based "I cahn't believe it's naught butta"

>>52502359
The future is now. Make way for green papa

>>52501113
amen
vesper is a DILF now

>>52502909
>green papa
Ah fuck, so that's the real reason why Arupapa became Arunii

>>52501577
Kinda reminds me of Rufus

>>52501577
A rapeable young man? Yes

Vesper was a safe space for me to watch vtubers without worrying about a chat being extremely horny.. if he can’t get a hold of a horny chat the next time he streams idk what to do

>Twitter
I hope Vesper filter then in the next stream. He isn't the type that can handle these...thing, in fact, nobody is

>>52502373
his autism will automatically filter them within 30 minutes of a WoW stream

week of wow to filter out the normfags please

Why did they make him too hot

>>52503490
he will filter them like magni did playing fornite after the reveal

>>52503334
he shut down horny chat at the beginning when his kayfabe still existed and people didn’t realize he was schizo, he’ll do fine

>>52503334
What would top Vesper's WoW streams as the biggest filter for Twitter daddy-traumatized fujos?

>>52503620
Him going back to Dwarf Fortress

Vesper still hasn't been updated on the official website
https://holostars.hololivepro.com/en/talent/noir-vesper/

I don't like the green on Vesper, I would've preferred more yellow/gold and also if he didn't look so young now.
But the model is an upgrade overall for sure. Pako love

>>52502227
Not so fast whore

>>52503620
He should stream old CRPGs.

I don't know how to feel about Vesper having Dahmer Glasses.

>"Lets go to your house together and get absolutely hammered! Oh your brother doesn't drink? Well thats fine it could just be you and I then dont worry."

>>52503334
I wouldn't worry. Just because he's a daddy now doesn't meant he'll ever stop ignoring his meds and go crazy.

>>52503860
Don't think too much about it. Altare let Vesper borrow his glasses because Vesper lost his old ones

Why people draw shit like this :(
still, cute

>>52504048
dream team love...

can a based altventurer make a soundclip of that one part in the monty python watchalong with Altare and Vesper moaning with each other? I feel like that should be preserved

>>52503598
>at the beginning
Anon he still tell coomers to go fuck themselves and ignore horny shit in his chat. There is a couple of hornyyumes in his chat that gets ignored.

>>52504236
>leaking members content
But i don't know about that, I feel like this is being asked just to have more ammo for catalog

>>52501415
turns out the ones who needs to be ryona'ed the most are the bettelions

>>52504128
I can't believe she still makes me cry to this day, I've shed more tears for her than my own dog's freaking death at this point

I maybe on the fence on Vesper's 2.0 itself but I'm definitely glad pako's part of the Tempus boys now

>>52504368
>there is a couple of hornyyumes in his chat that gets ignored
>reads aloud a hornyyume comment obsessing over his feet during the 2.0 reveal

>>52504236
it's preserved in altare's menshi

>>52504236
>>52504375
Just do as we usually did it. Link the stream with the timestamp. Archive it yourself if you want to preserve it.

>>52504478
I feel that. I wasnt really a sana fan but that last stream fucked me up. Part of me was happy that she lived through the boys since they got to contact her and her wishing them the best of luck.

SO
Are you going to buy any ohmonah merch? I tested the shipping prices and it looks like it might be 30-40% for me

Axel Gamma collab doko

>>52504813
Prices are whack so more than likely not, but I might pick up a hoodie just because. Magni's looks cool but his chibi looks so bad I'd have to get one of the other boys.

>>52504590
Exactly, he chooses ones he knows he can work with for humor

>>52504813
I'm looking to get Altare's set and most of Vesper's, depends if I get fucked by shipping though because the price is already premium

>>52504590
Proof?

watching Aruran suffer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQi22YVx8Rg

>>52501075
New Vesper is the biggest model upgrade I've ever seen

>>52503727
green is my least favorite color so i prefer him without the coat

having yume fantasies about vesper giving me the best hugs

>>52504590
Vesper always does that if he knows he can turn it into a funny bit

>>52504368
I know, just meant when there’s an influx now he’ll do the same

Vesper continuing to call himself a wizard with this new model is gonna be kinda funny desu

>>52505138
Hey, than us Vesties gonna work harder to come up with funny or interesting shit. He has a tendancy to read those.

>>52502909
>>52501577
He is literally an anime villain. The old model was a skinny guy- just vampire librarian-san, now he's buff as fuck fucking albert vesker. The new model is objectively better, but it's also almost a different character.

>>52504813
only because a friend is at the convention so I won’t get shipping raped

>>52505233
>Tempus is a guild of Villians
It has come full circle

>>52503882
>>52504590
I just realized Vesper's not ugly anymore... The meme is dead...

>>52504813
the keychains, can't really afford anything else

>>52505233
>Literally an anime villain.
What are you talking about, that's exactly the character he's been playing to /vt/ kek.

>>52501577
I cast *heal*

Wow the new model is really soulless,
Ironically it better reflects his assholeish personally

>>52503620
Him going knee-deep into Dwarf Fortress. Not just a one-stand. Nothing but Dwarf Fortress, WoW and Factorio for an entire month for at least three hours each day will filter normies so much that those standing will see the light.

>>52505233
It's still him just starved/post feeding

>>52505364
ToT Vespers personal asshole

>>52505368
I don't think he liked df or factorio that much tbf. wow and ftl maybe

>>52504813
vespers hoodie and shirt
if i had more money id get altares entire set because you could make a very cute kidcore outfit out of it

>>52503620
Would talking about relationships with women drive them away or would yumes actually like that?

>>52505427
>Nowa
>Relationships with women
rumao

>>52505398
>Vesper is a fucking normie
N-not like this...

>>52505427
They like it, a man goes up in value went he is with another women already. Don't ask me why, I don't know

>>52505398
I think he liked them but not to stream. Pretty sure he said he played dwarf fortress for another crazy number of hours straight offstream kek

>>52505516
When*
I hate phoneposting

>>52505332
>>52505286
>became a villain, because SOCIETY made him one
Kino.

>>52505427
>Vesper
>relationships with women
again all he literally needs to do is more 12 hour WoW streams and daddyfags will be filtered

>>52505233
>he is literally an anime villain

He already pulled that vibe off before especially with that badass coat hiding his slim figure and rapier. He also calls himself a wizard and has a tome on hand, implicating his abilities to do Alucard vampire-magic fuckery. He has all the elements and the history to boot too with his menhera arc antagonizing and filtering his fanbase

How parasocial are you?

>>52503620
Magic the gathering or LOTR zatsus which he basically does already.
the absolute autism of the vesojis will save us

>>52505398
We take those. WoW and FtL work as well.

>>52505661
>You root for good things to happen
It's over, I'm parasocial after all

So did Vesper just luck out or are the others getting 2.0 designs too?
Because it'd be hilarious if his art keeps standing out like sore thumb. It's funny how all Magni got was a slight chin and clothes change that casuals couldn't even tell apart.
God what the fuck was Cover thinking with the debut designs.. How did this pass any sort of quality control... Over a year later and i still don't get it

>>52505661
Most of these, but luckily not the diary shit or personal company

>>52505675
Someday it will only be this guy, the marine biologist, the losing the game aka supa guy, and like three others…

>>52505661
im extremely parasocial but not parasocial enough to be a unicorn

flayon is my king
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1675103016255455232

>>52505823
It will be those guys protecting the chat, I mean. Gomen I am tired

>>52505823
them and the many orc PFP's in his chat will make sure Vespers streams remain a brotuber/bichad safe zone...trust the plan

>>52502988
Wrong. He gives off MILF vibes. I have the intense need to breed him silly.

>>52505823
>>52505870
>>52505866
And MY Autism

>>52505728
Magnis design is peak kino, the only problem he had was ugly eyes, there was nothing else to change, while vesper fuckin hate his design i guess

>>52504813
If shipping isn't cancer I'll get the Axel hoodie

>>52505957
He’s a barafag so I don’t blame him kek

so..who's gonna draw 2.0 trucker whore Vesper

>>52505647
I like these colors more.

why is the ohmonah catalog image for ants

>>52506133
Same but

>>52505310
we'll never get jokes that hit like this anymore because his model is attractive..

>>52505516
We hate whores (heterosexual) here

>>52505516
>Don't ask me why, I don't know
Because they're brainless and need to follow the herd aka other women. Why do you think they all dress the same? Fashion spreads and they all end up like in that pic of the field where 100+ girls all look like variations of a han solo cosplay.
If a woman sees another woman take interest in or take a man she thinks
>oh there must be something of value there even if I can't see it
and so also desires it because the other woman has already done the "vetting" work.
Married men are the most desirable.
Men are more simple
>she's hot/has nice tits etc., I want it
Funnily enough, the psychology of men and their friends' wives/gf's is odd. Apparently guys create a mental block to prevfent themselves from becoming too enamored with their friend's women. This is "most men" statistically, not some deviant, amoral cunter.
Hence why men create civilization, women can only destroy it.

>>52505516
this man is living proof of this

why is an anon saying magni's taking the week off

>>52505675
those are also women's interests now, eg: Kiara and Bae

>>52506363
Ok incel-kun

>>52505675
>advacher is a 40kfag
Well him too since he is already in.

>>52506434
im fine with autistic femvesties. they've been in the chat forever adding to the kino nerdy zatsus.

>>52506363
this is a holostars tempus thread my negro

>>52506434
As long as they're not coomers about it

>>52506457
Look up the studies
or don't you
>TRUST THE SCIENCE REEEEEE
like the rest of your kind?

My thoughts

>>52506318
Kek, hate me all you want. It will only make me more powerful!

>>52501113
Do you faggots actually follow these? Or are the catalog homobeggars a rogue faction?

I like his 2.0 but he doesn’t have trucker stop whore vibes anymore

>>52506672
he has the closeted gay trucker that gets his dick sucked by twinks behind his wifes (beard) back vibe now

>>52506672
He never did, you just projected that

>>52506672
he does the moment he starts talking

>>52506700
kek’d

>>52506700
so you’re saying… bunnymaimai has a chance?

>>52506528
>a trilogy of homosexual tendencies within extremely attractive casts
doubt

is axel ogey
https://youtu.be/8_RDxnewnfc

>>52506613
Who are you? I'm saying most people here wouldn't like it if their oshi had a girlfriend or flirted with a woman, you guys post screenshots all the time of vox fans telling reimu to kill herself or saying they hate vox now because of how he acts with reimu and use it as proof that yumes are insane (when male unicorns act the same) but now you want to push the narrative that women love manwhores

>>52506761
KEK'd

>>52506781
Oh, that's new. I guess he's being chunni with it and adding a glitch effect to tie in with DDLC's lore more. That's cool, actually. I like that small touch!

>>52504813
I want the group hoodie but I hate the randomness of their titles

>>52506822
SO UGLY

>>52506816
women do in fact love this manwhore though

>>52506944
WRONG

>>52506816
>you guys
Here's your (You)

>>52506672
>Buying into the fujo fantasies
You fujos told me its all just fantasies, what is this? Explain.

>>52506816
>had a girlfriend or flirted with a woman
I literally do not care if he's a virgin or if he sleeps with a new woman every night. As long as his content is still to my taste I'm fine.

Why can't next week be now? I want to watch Axel insult people's rooms already.

>>52507036
needs cum on his face from asian twinks

>>52506430
AX

>>52504813
The one time I lucked out by being an NA Tempura, I'm aiming for Vesper's Hoodie and Bag

>>52506672
4milks has brainwashed /MANS/ once she can do it again

>>52507073
My point is that hardcore yumes would care, it's been proven time and time again that male vtubers will be harassed too if they flirt with other women while pandering to a yume audience, it makes no sense to say that this audience would prefer if their oshi was in a relationship when that's blatantly not true

>>52505661
None of these.

>chuuba plays Oblivion
>picks Khajiit/Argonian and makes wacky lizard/cat voice and noises for hours
god i hate this so much why do they all do this

>>52506816
>you guys
Anon, maybe you haven't realized this but not all people on /vt/ are the same 10 faggots

>>52503727
I'm not wild about the green either. I guess it makes sense because Shinri is the yellow-orange and black member now though.

>>52505516
did you not see former vesyumes go insane when he had his collabs with the pinkwoman and clockwoman? And that was with the "ugly" model

>>52507384
>same 10 faggots
All me

Blue faggot in 1 hour!

>>52507499
I...I am (You)??

>>52506624
No, it's just like any other ritualpost you'd see in other generals.

>>52507329
Hardcore yumes are in the minority.
But you're right, vtuber audiences wouldn't prefer if their oshi was in a relationship - they wouldn't have a preference either way.

>>52507578
You're me?!

>>52507575
please its 8am i cant be horny now

>>52507369
I honestly don't know why. None of them have the balls to roleplay a furry anyway.

Vesper 2.0 was my 9/11

>>52507369
Bettel should pick Falmer race and play Oblivion/Skyrim blindfolded

>>52507757
Bet

Is there any chance vesper's face could be made to look older with a new outfit?

>>52507700
The lonely nights where I only had myself for company...(You) were there with me after all...

>>52507757
Nowa or Magni would

hate blue faggot

>>52504813
I'm going to get Ves' hoodie (he looks nice and pale on it) and Altare's t-shirt. I might get their keychains too.

fuck blue faggot

>>52507329
the "strongest" yumes can delude themselves all they want but if their oshi openly talked about having a girlfriend and they still give him money afterwards then they're cucks for giving their oshi funds to spoil their gf

>>52507942
pedo manwhore need to get the ropes

rape blue faggot

whore?

>>52506816
Holy mother of schizos, it was a joke. This is a holopro thread and you think i am a nijinigger? I literally do not care about about the shitstorm of a company or whatever drama you have.

>>52508148
Okay that green sleeve need to have its own lore

>>52508070
Man. Some anons have such a strange way of thinking, feel better soon.

>>52507894
A-anon you baka, took you long enough to notice! Now kiss me!

>>52508070
Yes, I would still support my oshi because I also like his content. I would feel proud he finally found someone special to him and wish their relationship lasts a long time.

>>52508275
a skinned vestie that was patient zero for covid 3.0

>>52508148
Rape

how can altare be a pedo if he’s literally 12 years old. it’s normal for kids to be attracted to kids their own age

grandso porn wya

>>52507499
Voice no.9 its not your turn to speak.

>>52503882
MOLEST MEEEE
MO-! LEST! ME!

I want to plow the everloving shit out of Machina X Flayon

>>52508484
lol

>>52508288
That's kinda gay wtf yo

>>52508867
Based. Can I watch

>>52508721
you fags are so impatient i swear go ai generate art if you need instant gratification

>>52508867
this but also nowa

>>52508991
You can join, We need all hands on deck to discipline the brat

>grandsopor thinks the new vesper is ugly
>never draws him again

>>52508675
>if he’s literally 12 years old
but i don't want to go to jail

>>52508998
It's not their fault Stars fujos don't have their own Boris

>>52509212
end of an era..

>>52507880
Let go of grandpa Nowa and welcome step-father Vesper

Vesper now looks like the rich white men that my mother used to date and its making me uncomfortable

>>52508963
You're looking pretty breedable right now axelotl, come here and kiss me on my hot mouth (this is a joke)

>>52507329
Did you miss the memo about veschizo being a ex-yume or something? We already know this. Hell if you when and look at Nowa past streams you would know exactly who they are.

>>52509212
Good, her art is subpar at best.

>>52509432
is it that one person that makes clips of the boys doing yume shit and one of their oshis is oga? i think i followed their private twitter until they went schizo

Whoever keep spamming Vesper on the catalog, I advise you to stop if you know whats good for him, if it wasn't one of you, good

>>52509604
people spam vesper in catalog regardless

>>52509604
That's Vesper, sorry, nothing we can do about it.

>>52509549
Post your art

>>52509562
One of them IIRC and there is that other one that was sperging out about hologirls being mentioned.

I don't like Grandso's version of Vesper because I'm not into muscular men in general (with very few exceptions such as Sakata Kintoki).

>>52509549
post your art

>>52509829
same but they're one of the few that draw altnowa and I take what I can get

>>52509604
Vesper spams catalog threads about himself for his humiliation kink. he won't stop it.

>>52509432
why do we care if there's vesperyumes if we know he's a homosexual? yumes will turn to fujoshi, which tend to not tag their art and block talents, it's fine

>>52509763
No need to get defensive grandsopor, cant take a little criticism? Kek

>>52509763
>You are not allowed to criticize an artist unless you are better than them

>>52506672
No, he absolutely does because he's still Vesper. He's just a buttoned up older man that goes to the truckstop and rolls up the sleeves of his shirt to suck dick while sitting on the toilet instead of getting down on his knees on the floor now.

don't ask vesper 2.0 where he was on the night of november 9th 1938

>>52510041
he now gets bukkake'd and filmed by a gang of twinks while holding up his ID card to the camera TuT

>>52510165
I NEED ART I NEED ART I NEED ART I NEED ART I NEED ART I NEED ART I NEED ART I NEED ART I NEED ART

>>52510165
TTToooTTT

>>52510165
ToT 4milks-san...if you're here, please...I can already see this image in my head in your style

>>52509212
where they say that?

>>52509212
/MANS/ fanfiction
lick Vespers sweaty hairy pits

>>52510300
they didnt kek
for some reason a couple of anons feel like schizo posting

>>52509947
Talking about yumes going schizo anon keep up. Wouldnt care if they arent shitting up the thread with their cuck fantasies. Go check the archives if you must, it started after female collabs.

>>52510300
it’s just a shitpost anon

>>52503334
The women will get filtered out. Believe.

Sisters where's our Holostars Summer

Altare dominating both Vesper and Shinri at the same time when?

>>52510805
up your ass and to the left

>>52510041
Classy truck stop whore ToT

>>52510771
Wont stop them from shitposting /here/ tho. A few admited to whore and cuck posting out of malice in one of those confession posts.

>>52510468
the conversation started with "i hope people aren't horny in vesper's chat" and then bait from the catalog was posted to bring us to what you are calling "cuck fantasies". vox =/= vesper, yumes will not start pipe bombing kronii's house no matter how much you wish it, they'll just turn into fujos

>>52511010
schizos and anti posting? on /vt/??? big if true

>>52510880
>weak softboi dominating anyone
Ruro rumao

>>52506672
You'll get used to this model in a month I bet. The more he talks you'll see

>>52510880
I believe he could one but both would turn the tides on him

booty shorts wife beater shirt 2.0 Vesper...I believe this is the correct move

>>52511129
WARNING: THIS PERSON COMES FROM THE CATALOG. DO NOT ENGAGE

>>52510880
He's doing that in my mind rn.

>>52511262
but you just engaged it....

>>52511406
tagging a animal is mostly harmless anon

>>52511129
Look I don't like Altare either but that man is literally jacked in real life

im ngmi. yt mobile decided that my phone's OS is outdated now i can't watch streams live during commute but i need my fix of grampa2.0 i'll miss him i'll miss him so bad ueueueueueeeeeee

>>52511507
i forgot did he say he was streaming today?

>>52511507
does revanced/any of those other adfree youtube forks work for you

so how much longer till catalog leaves

>>52511507
Take the newpipe pill

>>52509399
>Seething rather than making yourself to be as manly as new Vesper
NGMI

>>52511569
Post all the gay porn you want they'll just filter it all anyway

>Hoodies
$75
>Bags
$60
>T-shirts
$35
>Keychains, stickers
$12

>>52510264
She's sick right now anon, please be patient

>>52511536
Nope. No stream till next week. He decided to take the week off.

>>52511569
ideally vesmachischizo wakes up and posts the nastiest trouble days themed vesmachi porn which scares them all but you could be posting cropped porn in the mean time

>>52511536
taking rest of week off

>>52511262
>oh no someone isnt buying into the thread meme better say he is from the catalog
A single comment from his mother is enough to cause him to go into a depressive state and YOU think he can dominate people?

>>52511569
Hololive summer is happening right now, so calatogue will jump into it since it has Gura in it.

>>52511723
>>52511734
still the same lazy whore we all know and love

>>52511693
>>52511728
thank you for the non answers

>>52511708
I'm going to get everything except the bags and stickers....

>>52511708
12 dollars for stickers? Huh?

>>52511708
Too expensive bweehhhh

>>52511710
WHY IS IT CENSORED YOU COWARD

>>52511077
>pipe bombing kronis house
Kek, ok, you got me. That was a funny mental image.

>>52511938
might be for the whole set

>>52506984
It's true. LEADER LOVE.

>>52511853
well if you're not doing anything about it why are you complaining. they'll go away uninterrupted in about 4 days and come back when vesper streams again, but if you want them gone post porn

>>52511708
...is that $12 per sticker?

>>52511938
I imagine it's because they're being sold at a con which will lure them into spending more because it's limited (corpos are greedy)

>>52511710
ToT whore whore whore. This is so hot I love it, hope she feels better soon chu ~

>>52511708
I WANT ALL THE HOODIES
WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO

>>52511938
>>52511963
thats nothing. you guys have jobs, right?

>>52511710
probably shouldve catboxed this to be safe. ToT hot though

>>52511708
do you think VG will also partner with Ohmonah or get a different artist when their merch collab comes around?

>>52504813
I will get at least Magni's hoodie even though I am still angry at him, most likely Axel's tshirt and maybe the group stuff. Maybe Altare's tee too since people like to call me short. I REALLY like Vesper's hoodie but I can't justify buying it since I only catch his streams now and then

>>52512101
I'm a NEET and even if I wasn't I'd still be a cheapskate about my purchases.

>>52511507(me)
>>52511565
i just found out browsers work when watching live streams. i guess i'll live

>>52512030
stopped reading after 4 days, mucho texto thanks for the answer

>>52512058
>>52512101
I can afford 12 dollars but I wouldn't ever pay that much for stickers even if I had conblindess lol

>>52504813
i'm gonna buy an extra large Nowa shirt so i can wear it with my tempantsu. Maybe a Nowa keychain too to put on my phone. Still thinking about getting the jacket but i live in a tropical environment

>>52509604
>thinking anyone in /mans/ who actually likes Vesper would ever post about him in Catalog

>>52512101
i do but i'm not spending 75 dollars on a hoodie just for it to be cheap shit unless it was for flayon

>>52510165
Ah, you understand my vision.

>>52511979
Thats senpai to you brat, you will do well to learn from the HQ sisters.

>>52511708
gonna get nowa's hoodie, leader's shirt, axel's bag and magni's keychain. altare's stickers too if i don't get raped by shipping.

>>52512329
get the jacket, tie it around your waist, pair it with a beige hat
enhances the fit without risking heat stroke
t. floridafag

>>52512191
I am also upset with Magni so I've decided to only get his hoddie, t-shirt, and keychain but NOT the magbag, that'll show him

>>52512603
Magni's antis are really the worst huh

>>52511225
I think you're forgetting that both Vesper and Shinri are submissive whores that get off on being dominated. It's not like they're going to be fighting it. If anything, Shinri would be the accomplice Eiffel Towering Vesper with Altare.

>Magni antis still give him money
You guys really are whipped.

>>52511693

>>52512191
>>52512603
>angry at Magni
Dare i us..why?

LEADER ON THE MENSHI TELLY
https://youtu.be/e1b7KgKNP8k
https://youtu.be/e1b7KgKNP8k
https://youtu.be/e1b7KgKNP8k

Leader sneaking up on us....

>>52512778
magni's strat worked. truly the money whore of tempus

>>52512034
>>52511938
looks like it 12 dollars for a two pack (set of each members stickers) so seems like their going by the omocat sticker price.

>>52512801
He left us for fleshtubing and sucking twin bettels off for 9 hrs each night

>>52512801(me)
Ask*

do we know if any of the merch money is going back to the boys

>>52513108
>sucking twin bettels off for 9 hrs each night
Damn I'd leave too...

Beekeeper Altare :)

>>52511708
I love Axel’s bag and hoodie but I’m really self conscious about buying them. I wouldn’t be the only 30 something buying and wearing Tempus merch, right?

>>52506434
Those woman are also autistic anon, female spregouts just instead involve writing 100k words of OCxCanon fanfic

t. female autist

>>52513231
I'm gonna be a 5'11" 31yo woman wearing Altare's short king t-shirt, you're fine.

why would you ever use your fingers over a pick anyway

>>52513231
I'm 30 but I won't be wearing it out of the house

>>52513108
ToT

>>52513231
i'll be buying a shinri hoodie when it comes out for my 33 year old husband so no you won't be the only one

Cello being hoisted onto Altare's lap ToT

>>52503620
His WoW streams are the only thing i can stand to watch from holostars, the rest managed to make even the D&D soul destroying levels of shit to watch.
Also MUD stream or DF.

>>52513231
Also 30, what I buy will probably end up being super expensive loungewear.

>>52512801
I just don't think it's that much to ask him to not overlap a cover for a shit reason, not immediately tell the chat that he wants to be done with the stream as soon as possible, not promise a menshi stream and then not deliver or even inform members that it is not gonna happen

The ohmonah merch will be the first Tempus merch I buy because I'll get it in the same month even though I've been here since the beginning.
I've always been wary of buying merch that I get 6 months later because... what if I stop liking the boys?

>>52513665
Wish I could be a cello

>>52513231
>>52513415
>>52513563
>>52513603
Seeing so many other people over 30 buying this the merch has helped my self-conscious 31 year old self decide to buy some and wear it around the house, thanks guys

>>52512705
ToT Shinri and Altare commanding Vesper how to pleasure them

he did piano for a while too, he really is asian

>>52513108
Oof, hang in there Magmite.

leader so eepy

is the bird site down for other people or is it just me?

>>52513231
>>52513415
>>52513563
>>52513702
wtf show your love for your oshi in public. you insecure hags need correction (love)

>>52513346
>100k words
Thats...kinda impressive.

>>52503727
>Said he believe he look a bit older
>Actually look younger, by a lot as well.
Love the design but I got no idea what Vesper was smoking. Adding color back to his skin really does a lot, but even if he was pale dude look 20 years younger.

>>52504128
sauce?

>>52513851
Tempura really do trend towards being older than most online fandoms, it's nice.

Even if I have accept being slightly older than my oshi

>>52514008
Always planned to.

>>52513231(me)
>>52513851
They are making consider buying the hoodie but I can’t pay $75 for the hoodie and not wear it out. It’s part of the reason why I would get Axel’s hoodie because it doesn’t stand out too much, but my heart really wants Altare’s.

good morning i'm ready for the vesper art wave to come flowing in

>>52514041
He definitely looks younger, maybe because he looks thicker he thought people would think him older? It's going to take getting used to and I'm gonna miss the grandpa vibes but the redesign was worth it honestly

>>52501415
you bettelyumes are cheating whores

Oh my gosh he's so sleepy

I will be the last Vesper Anti

IS IT GONE?

>>52514150
Altare's hoodie is just blue, it doesn't stand out that much

>>52514008
It’s taking me baby steps. I’ve never been that open about my interests in anime and manga, and Tempus are the first vtubers I've ever watched.

>>52514233
Yes, yes UOHHHHHH. I hope hyde draws something as well i am big fan of his art

Flayon Tiddie VN VOD:
https://gofile.io/d/zKlnkd

Does anyone have Altare's recent karaoke?

YouTube found him aiya

>>52514484
may i give you a kiss

>>52514512
It's still there

>>52514065
I understand Vesties being older, i am one myself. But good to see there are some oldfags in the other fandoms too.

>>52514233
Female Bettel would never be this thick

>>52514512
It didn't get deleted, he just has to share ad revenue

>>52514233
female Bettel would have an Aubrey Plaza physique lets be real

>>52514462
No, it's still there.

>>52514141
good. altares outfits pretty versatile too.
>>52514464
cute!! whats your frame/build bro, you can get away with fandom merch if you make a decent fit. if thats too adventurous, shoot for wearing merch at conventions. ive noticed conventions are perfect for people in their 30s these days

>>52514550
>>52514591
Something like this?

>>52514484
THANK YOU!!!!!

what

>>52514672
skinnier. bitch needs to look anorexic

Aww, is that the package management sent Axel?

>>52514536
chu?

>>52514460
Idk why for some reason I feel like I would stick out like a sore thumb with Altare’s. I’ve had clothes that color before but maybe it’s the chibi art on the back? I know they all have chibi art, it just seems more noticeable with his.

>>52513731
Ahh, i see, i hope he comes around to taking vtubing more seriously. He did get a 1.5 touch up recently too.

>>52514008
I only leave my house to go to work and I'd rather die than let my coworkers know my hobbies.

>>52514233
>>52514467
When you fap to genderswapped stars do you imagine them as a different person, or the same dude you watch transformed into a chick?

stretchy? huh...

>>52514836
magni genderbending potion hijinks

I love Altare's sleepy morning singing....
>>52514742
Idk but I want them

>>52514796
The thing is, Magni is fucking amazing. He knows he is too. As a Vtuber he has done things that really thrive on the media, like the lore bits and drawing assets for himself. But sometimes he is just such a selfimportant cunt that doesn't extend the respect he expects for himself to other people

>>52514742
It looks like con merch, so maybe? That second to bottom set is so cute... I need it.

>>52514786
wear a bag anon

its like my dad clean shaved his beard after 15 years

i always think betsy as a flat girl she doesn't have any boobs

>>52515135
Bigger boobs than Magnolia but flatter than Alice

>>52515135
Yeah I see her as near skin and bones

altare cute

https://twitter.com/astelleda/status/1675071996424761345

>Astel saying Vesper sucked his blood

>>52515308
>sorry, you are rate limited
wtf twitter what does that even mean
screenshot doko

>>52515378
twitter is down i don't know why they're posting this

>>52515378
twitter's spazzing out for everyones

>>52514700
Tough, i dont think i have anything that fits the bill. So you get a chibi instead.

>>52515378

>>52515378
You need a account now to browse

Altare kowai with his authority fetish

>>52515432
>I got sucked too
Vesper really is a whore god damn

>>52515432
kek wtf
>>52515463
i'm logged in

>>52515482
You mean kawaii right

>>52515135
i do too desu, flat as a board is my betsy of choice

>>52515482
I bet he got it from his overbearing mother.

>>52514742
Con merch, saw that keychain today
https://twitter.com/277yen/status/1674781247275667459

>>52515308
https://twitter.com/HoloBoisArt/status/1675083926547865609

>>52515695
KEK cute

>>52515308
>>52515432
>>52515511
>Vesper sucked Astel dry to regain his youth

>>52515733
Now the orange hue makes a lot more sense...

>>52515648
Oh I haven't seen this art before, love it.

>>52515432
This nigga gay as hell

>>52515482
it's fun with his praise kink

>>52515033
I think he thinks that if he puts more effort into something, he should be rewarded with at least a certain amount of numbers. He put a lot of effort into Copium only for it to get just shy of 200k, even with having other members shill it for a month. Then look at Marine, his oshi, who put out a mashup 2 weeks ago... getting triple the views. But the reason he skipped menshi is probably AX prep desu

>>52505661
owari da

kek
https://twitter.com/PUNPUNWAN_09/status/1675123648326418432

>>52515378
Indie social medial site please andastand

>>52501075
Taking some time to think it over, I'm coming around on the 2.0. The new look's got the air of some upper class woodsman with a body that matches the lifestyle. Throw in the new glasses and an ID tag for office professionalism, and it all definitely suits his background better. It's also very western. Definitely American with that bolo tie, which I think makes for a pretty unique Holo and overall vtuber. The only other American one I can think of is Tomoe Umari. It consolidates his outndoorsiness with vampirism really well too if you think about it... Which I bring up for no reason other than wanting to see him in a Most Dangerous Game scenario with his fans.

Still, I'll miss the knockoff Alucard and the contrast of a stereotypical anime vampire avatar being used by an unapologetic lispy nerd who loves being outdoors. For the long run though, having some much more unique and fitting is a net positive. I love Castlevania, but I would hate my branding to being so tied to a franchise I'm not even an avid fan of.