/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why

ina ...

Can we nuke the board now?

This is now a cat thread

>>5242524
squid ink

>>5242355
Op is a fag, but a cool one

Spicy jasmine?

>>5242355
And Ina's piss???

(2021) Evaluation of the effects continued exposure to Virtual Youtubers (vtubers) has on the occidental psyche. A review. Anon et al.

>>5246991
Drank it all, sorry.

>>5242355
I wish to consume Amelia's urine

Nene thread now

>>5246991
who???

>>5242355
TRINITY

Ringo thread now

What the fuck is this board, man.

>>5242355
Make it into a chart and post it to reddit so they can take 20 minutes to read it in the next meme review.

Gura’s poop: thick, beaver brown, elongated turds with a pungent aroma of Italian seasoning, onions and garlic. Flavor is marked by the intensity of grilled meats, nuts and beans. Finishes smooth with a potent, everlasting aftertaste.

Ame’s poop: splattery yet formed steamy pile with an aroma of peppers and onions. Soft, gooey and sticky consistency with a flavor of shrimp and garlic. Gets stuck between teeth.

Mori’s poop: Thick turds wood brown in appearance with an aroma hinting of oregano and parsley. Yeasty flavor is defined by the obvious hints of pasta. Faint hints of chocolate can also be tasted. Smooth, gritless aftertaste.

Kiara’s poop: Gooey, fudgy turds umber in color with an aroma of onions, cardamom, cumin and turmeric. Soft consistency and texture with a powerful flavor of curry with chicken and lamb. Slight grit in a lasting aftertaste.

Ina’s poop: wet, congealed stool with a color reminiscent of chocolate filling. Texture is soft and has a flavor resembling barley, wheat and mackerel with a hint of gin.

>>5248738
That does it, I need to eat Kiaras shit

Ina’s piss: pours a strong, bold stream of urine. Aroma strongly hints of pineapples. Palate is sharp and unfit for casual consumption; refined enjoying is recommended.

>>5248738

This is reminding me of the character juice threads from a certain board

>>5242355
go do your own piss-taste blog

>>5242355
This is why I can't leave this place.

Mori's penis:
5", circumcised, smooth, and hairless. She's a little self-conscious about it being on the smaller side, but she gets hard really quickly. A quick shot, but ready for round 2 almost immediately.

Kiara's penis:
7.5", uncircumcised. She's pretty proud of it, and often walks around without panties, letting it flop around freely. Quite hairy, and the pubes are two tone, matching her head. Very veiny, with a strong left curve when she's erect. Really into orgasm denial play.

Gura's penis:
4", circumcised. Poor girl, there's almost no difference between soft and hard. Thick and squat, she's really embarrassed about how small it is, and will swear it gets bigger even when she's as hard as it gets.

Ina's penis:
9.5", uncircumcised. A massive, veiny hog, might even get bigger than that. She's very ashamed of how big and monstrous it is, and tries to cum as quickly as she can so it'll get small and be easy to hide.

Amelia's penis:
6", circumcised. Smooth, with light, wispy pubes, Watson doesn't really care one way or another, but thinks it's very funny how jealous Mori is about penis size. She loves flashing it and acting surprised when people notice.

>>5249192
Open wide, takodachi!

>>5248738
Fuck gura's cunny with thick, beaver brown, elongated turds.

>>5242355
>>5248738
>>5249192
This is why I can't leave this fucking board

>>5249192
we win again Takos

Would you drink what the hime offers to you?

How would you respond to a girl after she's done peeing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOcb92N1gU

>>5250578
What a stupid question, of course I would

>>5250672
I like my nectar with chocolate.

TIME FOR SOME AMENADE
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5251290
I wish I could taste hskw's chocolate.

>>5242355

>>5248738
Ina's Korean, im sure she eats enough kimchi that her stool is much higher quality than that

>>5249192
miss me with that
no holo futa will ever have to suffer through life being cut, not if i have anything to say about it

>>5249192
>Ame doing a mating press on me with her superior dick while mocking me for just cumming by getting my ass raped by her
That's the dream

>>5249337
kek

>>5242355
The only good thread in this trash heap of a board.

Has anyone actually had a women piss on them?

>>5259716
Ina has a sensitive stomach. Even if she's used to kimchi, that may not be enough to protect her bowels.

>>5248629
I'm wondering myself. I will admit this post made me laugh, but then made me question why I found this funny in the first place.

>>5262627
>ywn fuck Ina in the ass after she ate spicy kimchi and sour creme

poopoo peepee

I put reaction pic
You put me in the screencap

>>5248629
seems like ringo posting is the only way to filter normies now

>>5242524
is pure, doesn't piss.

>>5242355
Based pissommelier
>no Ina
Wait nevermind

>>5250672
So this is the power of VshojoJP...

>>5249192
..I need fanarts of these

>>5265408
ina's piss is ink

>>5242355
That's hot.

only good thread

>>5249337
Yes, father...

INA MAKE INKY

does ina's ink stink?

>>5267386
Ina is the stinkiest

is this the ringo thread

>>5248275
>Nene thread now
Nene's piss: A surprise every time

>>5242355
I fucking hate this place.

>>5242355
Piss just tastes like bitter salty minerally water dude it doesn't taste bad but it doesn't taste good, it's not a big deal. Also I would let Kiara or Amelia's roommate piss in my mouth.

>>5259792
Sorry anon, you were too late to save them

are we here just to suffer

>>5275416
No, you're here to drink your oshi's piss straight from the source. If you can't even do that much, piss off

>>5242355
>Calli's cum:
Very sour from all the red wine she drinks. However, her cock smells like girly essential oils, which makes up for it somewhat.
>Kiara's cum:
Farm work is hard work. Her cock smells like a barnyard, and it is not made up for the taste of her cum which is very bitter and salty from eating so much fried food.
>Gura's cum:
The worst of the bunch. Hasn't washed her cock in roughly two weeks, possibly longer. The extremely pungent and downright putrid smell of her cock is only followed up by the most rancid-tasting cum imaginable, as a result of her atrocious diet.
>Ina's ink:
Her cock smells heavenly, and you use her ink to make a nice squid ink pasta dish for dinner together that night.
>Amelia's cum:
After emerging from a time travel trip to ancient Egypt, where she had access to plenty of fruit from the fertile lands once flooded by the Nile, her cum has since become very sweet. Her cock smells very nice after taking a long bubble bath and reflecting on her journeys.

>>5277504
>tfw you'll never milk Ina's massive futa cock for ink to make delicious, refreshing, squid ink pasta that you'll share in a romantic, candle light dinner

I'm ngmi bros

I love unity threads

>>5249192

>>5249192
>>5277504
Based.

>>5249192
>Kiara's two-toned pubes
Nice
>Staring at Ina's MASSIVE, VEINY HOG and watching her get flustered
Hell yeah

>>5280480
Thanks anon, pretty proud of what I came up with. I think it fits all of them pretty well.

The time to stop was a long time ago holy shit

>>5281991
I respectfully but firmly disagree, anon

no

>>5248738
>>5249192

>>5248647
Someone already did that months ago

>>5283155
Horni

>>5281991

>>5249192

>>5283378
Every now and then, I think I'm not that horny, but then I think how disappointed Marine would be in me.

>>5249192
I want to suck Tenchou's penis.

>>5287884
I want to eat Tenchou's shit.

>>5288384
How fittingly German of you

>>5242355
>>5248738
>>5248792
>>5249192
Hello, based department??

>>5289659
Anyone wanna take a stab at any of the other gens?

>>5290359
please i want to see rating of ollie piss

>>5292483
The appearence is not one of the best with a heavy dark yellow color, but the taste is quite refreshing similar to drinking water fresh water, but to get the full experience you'll have to drink straight from the source. This will provide a sweet and even more refreshing taste thanks to the juice from her pussy. Would recomemend to avoid drinking her piss after she gets visited by a certain faggot named Cdag something to avoid the taste of anituber sperm

>>5296432
Thank you for the warning, anon. I'll make sure to crawl up inside Ollie's blown out pussy with a flashlight to make sure there aren't any sticky surprises left by Conner before I sample the sweet nectar

>>5289659
HoloID Gen 2

Anya's penis:
7" long, uncircumcised, but extremely thin, and almost always flaccid. She'll call you disgusting if you ask to see it, and otherwise keeps it tucked away out of sight.

Reine's penis:
5.5" long, but nice and thick. Alabaster white and uncircumcised, with soft, smooth skin. It takes her a long time to cum, so hopefully you've brought your A game. Careful not to flip her switch.

Ollie's penis:
6" long, circumcised, and much darker than the rest of her skin. Even though she's circumcised, she clearly doesn't wash herself thoroughly, and it's got a powerful odor. She's got an exhibitionist kink, and will try to flash her hard cock at you in public.

>>5302046
Reine absolutely powders her dick to keep it alabaster

>>5302046
>tfw no fanart of Anya looking at you like walking garbage while showing you her panties

Ok but what about their feet?

neat

Ame’s farts: incredibly pungent aroma due to gluten intolerance, made worse as she has a habit of holding them in, letting the gas marinate in her guts and releasing one ungodly large and gag-inducing blast of intestinal air.

Ina’s farts: her lactose intolerance farts are equalled in their loudness, bass, length, and frequency only by ame’s. The aroma brings memories of spoiled milk with hint of damp cheesiness.

>>5304255
Feet? ew. We're talking about piss shit and cocks not something gross and icky like feet.

>>5303999
Fuck, now I want art of Reine trying on scrotal lingerie and powdering her cock.

>>5311896
Sorry >.< I just want to know how their feet smell and taste!

Is this what we need to give life to ringo threads? Detailed and highly erotic descriptions?

>>5242574

/thread

Tell me about them feet, how are they?

>>5315276
Yes. The more detailed the better.

Which generation should >we do next?

>>5325549
You could achieve a lot with the fresh piss of Sankisei.

>>5249192
>Ina has to fap for two hours just so her massive monster cock isn't bumping against the underside of her table during streams
>Ina having a raging erection an entire stream with precum dripping constantly from the tip when she accidentally slept in with no time to relieve herself
Inconvenient hypersexuality is the thinking man's fetish.

>>5330655
Checked.
tfw a cute chuuba will never force you under the desk to satisfy her while she streams
Pain-peko.

>Mori
Oh, we're doing cursed threads now?

>>5335072
Ignore that Mori, didn't see it in my reply box when I submitted

>>5242574
Please do

>>5242355
Why are deadbraps like this?

>>5327097
Flare's piss: a strong, extended gush of canary yellow liquid with an earthy scent. Taste is initially bitter, giving way to a mild sweetness like a fine liqueur.
Rushia's piss: a weak stream with a quite dark colour due to her lack of drinking water. Tastes gently acidic with a citrusy finish reminiscent of her favourite cola.
Marine's piss: a powerful stream, pressurised because of how long she holds it and with a slight scent of sea air. The taste is strong and salty, with a hint of rum.
I don't know enough about Noel or Pekora to judge them.

>>5335072
ENTER
AMEHOLE

>>5315303
/board

/vt/ was a mistake

This thread is pure certified yabai.

>>5341792
i’m not a not deadbrap

>>5354843
>not a not deadbrap
So you are a deadbrap?

>>5242355
Average ENcuck

normalfags OUT

>>5354625
Pure certified kino, more like

>>5242355
Where is the ringo thread...

>>5364824
I'm gonna shit those pants REAL good

>>5242355
>Gura’s piss: a spicy jasmine with a clove aroma hinting of cinnamon. Palate has sharp and aggressive tones of plums with grapefruit, leaving the mouth clean from its dry finish.

Gura eats junk food all the time, her piss probably tastes like rancid oil

>>5370229
would you still drink it?

need more threads like this to filter the weak

>>5311592
I want to be Dutch ovened by Ame so bad. Bubba is a lucky bastard.

bump

what does the smegma on ina's cock taste like?

>>5379857
She keeps herself clean, don't be silly, anon.

>>5379939
>ff14 raid autist
>clean

anon I think her dick starts smelling a lot during those long raiding sessions...

Hololive 5th generation:

Lamy's penis:
4.5", uncircumcised. A beautiful, slim, delicate penis, cool to the touch. While it's not large, it's perfectly shaped. She gets hard quickly when you tease her, and loves being sucked. You won't let her down, will you?

Nene's penis:
6", circumcised. Much darker than the rest of her, and quite veiny. She has almost limitless energy, and is almost always hard. Maybe head.

Botan's penis:
8", uncircumcised, as thick as a beer bottle. It's so long that when she squats close to the ground, her dick hits the ground. She's usually soft, but if she gets turned on, watch out! She's not going to stop using you until she's completely satisfied.

Polka's penis:
5", uncircumcised. Extraordinarily thick at the base, tapering to a small, narrow head. Polka hates wearing panties and loves letting her dick flop around while she's doing her clowning. Massive, hairy testicles.

Aloe's penis:
3", uncircumcised. She's very embarrassed that as a succubus, she's got such a small, useless dick. If you see it, she'll turn red faced, and get hard immediately. She swears up and down that she's still growing, and when she's a full fledged succubus, it'll be huge, just you watch! Her dick smells absolutely incredible, like fresh cinnamon.

>>5250578
yesu...

>>5379984
So get under her desk and keep her clean. Probably tastes like squid

>>5380216
>when she's a full fledged succubus, it'll be huge
Does that mean she'll be stuck as a dicklet, since she graduated?

>>5380216
Polcock…

>>5248738
This one is better, scat is infinitely hotter than piss play.

>>5384575
Yes, very sad. We let her down.

>>5380216
Now this is the kind of content I want to see, hopefully we can get one for every gen.

>>5262096
Yes. I’ve also had a guy piss on me but that’s not really the same.

>>5386952
Hololive 4th gen:

Kanata's penis:
5.5", uncircumcised. Pretty average, but looks bigger because of her small frame. Average thickness, but she's almost always hard, and is frustrated because of it. She often needs Coco to calm her down.

Coco's penis:
13", uncircumcised. The legendary cocock is unbeatable in hardness, length, and girth. Extraordinarily veiny, with a strong scent and a massive mushroom head. She often taunts Kanata with it, because even soft it's bigger than Kanata's erect penis. A legend among legends. You'd better be ready for hours of work to calm her down.

Watame's penis:
5", circumcised. A soft and gentle looking penis, you can't help but want to gently fondle it. She's got a big, wooly bush, which is soft, and smells great. Above average balls, hefty to the touch. She's so happy that people like it.

Towa's penis:
6.5", circumcised. Unexpectedly long, but very thin. Very small testicles, which often ascend back into her abdomen. Usually, she's shy about it, but lately, her fans have been convincing her to show it off more, sewing her cute little angel themed scrotal lingerie.

Luna's penis:
4", uncircumcised. She's never been hard yet, but has a very fat, heavy looking cock. She doesn't understand why her fans want to see it so much, but she feels kind of funny when she shows it off.

>>5386952
I'm not creative enough to do an entire generation, but I just know Suisei calls her cock "the pride of hololive".

>>5388381
In creative enough, but I don’t want to do it when someone more qualified and knows the girls better could do a better job that everyone would enjoy more.

>>5388615
I've done all the ones that are in the thread so far and think I've done pretty well, but it's hard to get it just right. I think I'll do ID gen 1 next.

>>5388705
You’ve done a bang up job, they’re all really consistent with their personalities.

>>5389064
HoloID Gen 1:

Risu's penis:
5", uncircumcised. Hairless and slender, Risu loves to make fun of any of her viewers who are smaller than her. Her nuts are truly tremendous, hanging low and heavy in a dark sack. She'll demand that her viewers cum tribute to pictures of her at least once a week.

Moona's penis:
7", circumcised. Thick at the base, tapering to a small head, kinda like a carrot. Very smooth, with no visible veins, and almost translucent. She's got soft, long purple pubes, which curl lightly. She's embarrassed that it's so big, but secretly enjoys that she's the biggest out of her genmates.

Iofi's penis:
4.5", circumcised. Short and thick, with a kinda splotchy dark and light patterning, Iofi's not shy about her below average member at all. In fact, she loves it, and takes a lot of pride in her skill with it. To show off, she'll often get hard hands-free, and use it to paint all over whatever lucky viewer she chooses to play with.

>>5249192
Ame is latam.

She cant be circumcised.

>>5250578
Is that a nematode in there?

>>5389704
Keeping it good as always anon. These are class.

>>5389704
>kinda like a carrot
I see what you did there anon, good work.

>>5390679
>>5390745
Thanks. Gonna think a bit on what gen should come next.

>>5389704
Hey Moona!
Based anon keep up the good work

We need more scat art desu

>>5391191
While I'm thinking, here's a bonus:

A-chan's penis:
5.5", uncircumcised. Slightly phimotic, and dark in color. A-chan likes to go commando. Because of her tight business suits, you can almost always see her bulge, average cock pushed up by her above average balls. Her bush is wiry and thick, with a strong smell. She often catches herself getting hard while watching Sora streaming, and strokes herself through her pants under the desk. She often wonders what it would be like if someone caught her masturbating at work.

>>5391624
See now that shit’s hot

>>5391624
>exhibitionist A-chan getting turned on by Sora's stream
That's the shit I like to see.

>>5391624
Alright, time for Hololive Gen 3.

Pekora's penis:
4", uncircumcised. Average thickness, but Pekora gets hard unbelievably fast. A notorious premature ejaculator, Pekora will often cum upwards of five times in a row. She hates being looked down on, and will often try to dominate her nousagis, despite her small size. She's been working on not cumming so fast, but hasn't had much luck.

Rushia's penis:
5", circumcised. Quite thin and veiny, Rushia swears up and down that she's got a 7" cock, even though everyone knows it isn't that big. If you call her small, she starts to rage, and will take her aggression out on the nearest orifice to her. She has unbelievable stamina, and will stay hard for hours at a time, until she can make the offender apologize for calling her small.

Flare's penis:
8.5", uncircumcised. Long, dark, and thick, Flare is not to be trifled with. She gets hard when she thinks about how people can see her bulge, and has to try her hardest not to masturbate on stream. She has a closely trimmed blonde bush, and her skin is soft to the touch. Despite its intimidating size, she gives off a calming, healing aura, and encourages her viewers to do their best to cum together with her.

Noel's penis:
6", circumcised. With a large, bright pink head, Noel's got a picture perfect dick, and she's pretty happy about it. She loves to tease her viewers by giving them an "accidental" glimpse of it, or by letting her viewers hear her hefty shaft slapping against the table during ASMR streams.

Marine's penis:
5", uncircumcised. Marine's got extreme phimosis, and is the quickest shot in all of Hololive, rivaled only by Pekora. She doesn't clean very well, and she's got a thick layer of smegma trapped under her foreskin. She likes to try to expose her head, and the smell of her own smegma turns her on, often resulting in an accidental cumshot. She goes crazy thinking about how many of her viewers have masturbated over her, and wants to be bullied for how pitiful her cock is.

>>5250672
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Based.

Are you the same guy who made this?

>>5392163
>Noel not the biggest one out of all of them
You are actually retarded.

>>5392320
Big tits =/= big dick automatically. Feel free to write an alternate description though, the more the merrier.

>>5392381
Yes it does actually mean that. She was gifted with amazing genetics, it would not stop at her supposed dick either.

>>5242355
Back in the day I would laugh at this kind of shit, but now it actually makes me angry. I'm mad that someone would actually type this out and post it on this board and not some piss fetishist thread somewhere else on this hellhole of a site. Fuck you.

>>5242355

>>5392449
Wimp. How can you say you love your oshi if you wouldn't even drink her piss?

>>5392499
Assuming piss in anime fantasyland is anything like real piss, sorry my brain is not broken enough to get turned on by drinking waste water

>>5392163
Big Dark Elf Cock wins again

>>5392661
This guy gets it.

>>5392995
>>5392661
>>5392163
bfc
big flare cock

>>5392163
Rushia is so on brand I love it.

>>5393719
I dont agree with the stamina part. That should be korone if anything. Rushia does not stream any longer than most other typical holos.

somehow, not the worst thread on the board right now

>>5394647
Somehow talking about hypothetical futa cock and piss isn’t as bad as being a dramafag or whining.

>>5395932
Talking about hypothetical futa cock and how everyone's piss would taste is fun. Dramafags are insufferable.

>>5396049
Agreed, I was being a tad sarcastic in my comment, this is fun and a bit silly and being a dramafag is like popping a 5 year olds birthday balloon.

>>5393900
Rushia is carried by sheer anger at her relatively small size, it's like every time she has sex turns into a hatefuck.

>>5397231
Even though her small size can be a bit of a disappointment for some she makes up for it wirh her violent and rapid pace that will ensure to break you into her little loyal sub boyfriend that will never leave her side, ever. The aftermath of a typical session with rushia includes: cuddling, spooning, al lot of scratches on your body and a gaping asshole leaking her love fluid followed by waking up to her sleeping face in the morning

Futa Choco love!
I feel like Choco & Mel need more futa art and appreciation desu
Imagine being double-teamed by them for hours, vampire-succubus duo except it's (You) that does the succing

>>5311592
Sources:
- Ame’s gluten intolerance: recent member post about eating bread and having to cancel stream; explicitly says she has problems with gluten
- Ame holding in her farts: during her collab with Coco, Meme Review, you can hear her stomach grumble loudly, usually happens when you hold in your farts. Plus holding in farts is a natural female activity.

me and my team have reverse engineered Mori’s farts to determine her diet and thus the taste of her poop.

>>5400373
post stats

>>5400373
Post proof faggot or kys

>>5242355
Nijisanji EN

Elira's piss: Pale yellow, faint aroma of damp hay and rotting wood. Inoffensive taste, taste similar to flat ginger ale. No discernable aftertaste.

Finana's piss: Bright yellow, clear aroma of ammonium. Bitter taste with an equally strong, vinegar aftertaste. Caffeinated

Pomu's piss: Amber, slightly opaque; strong and almost overpowering smell. Tastes very sweet with an artificial aftertaste. Highly caffeinated.

>>5400793
(Pikl has a cloaca)

>>5392163
>A notorious premature ejaculator
Please tell me this is a coincidence

Please come back sariabro we miss you

>>5249192
>she's really embarassed about how small it is
>still larger than me

>>5406199
Anon... The size doesn't matter, it's how you use it

>>5406199
It’s okay anon, she’ll probably be pleased to be bigger than somebody.

>>5249192
>his dick is smaller than his oshi's
yikes...

>>5414183
If your oshi is ina then that can still be very respectable

I wish to sample every holo girls poop and see how they differ between each other.

>>5387732
I love the cocock so much that I used AI dungeon to write erotica of coco slamming kanatas small frame with her massive member

>>5416200
Post screencap fag

>>5416259
I deleted it in a fit of post nut clarity, you don't have to believe me but its incredibly easy to write erotica with it

>>5400373
Can you forward engineer Suisei's diet to determine her farts?

>>5418995
Smells like fish cum.

>>5392163
Pekock sounds great

>>5242355
If your piss smells/tastes sweet get checked for diabetes and diabetic ketoacidosis.
No fucking joke. I had it a year ago with undiagnosed T2

>>5335072
Oh hey, I think I have that one on the left