/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>502504
Good job koopa fortuna.

Koopa "Channel" Fortuna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI6D58gEcfY&t=56s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he4pchVK7Gw&t=8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjsQqc-Rq9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqfGj3COWYI&t=11s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr2vtwlIKSQ&t=20s
DO YOUR KOOPA REPS WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE PART 2 Q&A STREAM

>>502562
Shit, I forgot to include those in the OP. Next time I'll put them in

KOOPA LOVE

PINK HATE

>>502618
I wonder what her reaction was when she read this. She has to have read it right?

>>502659
I imagine her reaction was a moistening of her panties if she was even wearing any that day

>>502659
I have no idea at this point. Koopa lurks but you cant tell unless she comes out and says she is here.

Fortuna love!
Green Hate!

>>502618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV0KmZKyUzA

I still sometimes go back to the times Koopa answered my questions and laughed during her L2D Debut

>>502808
Dangerously based.

>>502808
me on the top left

>>502808
kek

>>502808
Yandere koopa is underrated desu. Same with yanderes actually getting what they want in life.

tagging Koopa i know you are in here lurking
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1360061826629705738

now is the time

>>502821

I never went to the /jp/ or /trash/ threads but watched since debut. Has the horny posting always been this strong or is that new?

KOOPA..

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1360061826629705738 KOOPAAAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>502969
>>502994
>>503003
Kwapi, if you're reading this, troopas believe in you. Shoot your shot!

>>502969
>>502994
>>503003
FUCK IT'S TOO SOON

be the Mommy the EN branch didnt know they needed

>>502994
The dream...

>if she gets in to hololive comfy chat will die and be replaced by screaming mongs
>but kwappi will have a stable income for her inevitable hospital bills
Its not fair

Would be neat if she made it but wouldnt we lose Koopa? and lets be honest. Cover is a shit company. Look at what they are doing to coco and all their other talents.

>>503435
>but wouldnt we lose Koopa?
this is my greatest fear
but if it means her success and good well-being, i feel its a worthy and necessary exchange

>>503084
She has a unique appeal that I haven't seen a single indie vtuber bring to the table, if she applies I think she has a solid shot.

>>503062
I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>502994
>>503003
Calm down, ladies. Koopa already said that she is comfortable with the indie path right now. This was already addressed in her Live2D debut. It's also too early for her to even try. 3rd Gen would be the optimistic hope.

Do you guys think Cover will like this answer?

>>502994
It's time...I can't believe it's here already...
I'm happy, but I feel a little sad too. I'll always be your troopa in my heart, mom. Do your best.

Apply for HoloEN so that Koopa can become the roommate we whisper about.

>>502969
>i know you are in here lurking
>he doesn't know koopa is already asleep
anon...

Please tell me you're applying for gen 2 Koopa, I know you're in this thread

HOLD THE FUCK UP EVERYONE
Isn't one of the requirments for Hololive to have at least a year of experience streaming or creating content???

NEWFAGS PLEASE CALM DOWN, READ, AND DO YOUR REPS.

Calm down retards, don't push it on her.

let's be real once Cover reviews her channel content she wont be able to make the cut because the majority of the audience are schizos that post here

>>503777
The application doesn't say you need a year of experience just that you have a 'proven track record' of streaming or creation

>>504003
>schizos
proof? I'll have you know my only problem is I got the autisms

>>503435
These threads would progress exactly as they do now, with her lurking and anonymously posting and the occasional wink and nod on Twitter.

>>504003
Oh yeah because selling farts totes disqualifies you.

>>504003
Pretty sure there must be holos with a worst backgroud.
That being said, don't overhype this shit niggers, don't be a poopa

go for it if you want koops and i know we will all support you
no need to pressure yourself into doing it if you dont want to or dont feel comfortable with the idea. hell be indie for the rest of your days for all i care.
just keep being yourself , you lucky turtle.
KOOPA LOVE

>>502671
imagine...
>Kwap in a tank top and an old pair of boxers from one of the Koopa brothers riddled with holes and tears in it
>scrolling through the threads on her phone
>every now and then getting a whiff of her own musk from the wig under her arm and wincing
>comes across a post calling her a neet fujo
>"why does everyone say that? I'm a classy lady!" she shouts at her phone as she puts her hand through the slip in her boxers and scratches the mess of pubic hair
>begins to stand up
>rips part of the boxers
>goes to the bathroom to see the damage
>ripped down the seam, bending over shows everything but standing up it's only partially noticeable that they're ripped
>goes in the kitchen and brews up some tea
>as the tea is being prepared she opens up the fridge to get some milk to put in
>opens it and begins chugging, lifting her arm exposing the swamp of sweaty hair underneath
>milk drips down her chin onto her shirt forming new spots over the existing ones
>lifts her shirt a little to scratch her flabby belly right at the dark green treasure trail not caring who might see "maybe I should throw some panties on underneath these since they're so ripped...eh its fine I'm not going anywhere today"
>begins to make her way back to her room as she sips the tea
>suddenly the doorbell rings
>"my vergil dakimakura!" she exclaims excitedly
>goes to the door and answers
>the deliveryman is flabbergasted at the sight before him: this woman probably in her late 20s wearing a heavily stained tank top with no bra, noticeable underarm hair, a ripped pair of boxers with hair peeking out the top, and a powerful odor akin to expired milk
>"a-are you uhh...K-koo-'Koopa, yeah that's me now give it here'"
>she grabs the rectangular box and sets it inside "do I gotta sign for this or somethin?" the deliveryman trying his hardest not to puke from the stench shakes his head and quickly makes his way back to his truck and leaves

Reminder that if Koopa applied for HoloEN she would not carry over her current avatar
she would be in essence a completely different person

Why are we so devoted to Koopa? It is not so much that she is a succubus or is in any way tainted by the demonic, but her nature is just as ephemeral as such a creature. What inspires this obsession is perhaps less who she is and more what she embodies.

She is the ARCHETYPAL nerd gf. The one who really does get your obscure references and laughs at your dank memes. The one who you actually can talk at length about the most embarrassingly weebish dross fresh from Japan because she enjoys that trash too. The one who really IS not like the other girls.

A literal idol, one you've unknowingly spent years praying and hoping for, however strongly. And how could you not? You've had your interests warped and stunted by years on the Internet Hate Machine, at least 10, probably more. That's enough time to gain interests that mark you further and further removed from regular society. That's only more the case if you started coming here when you weren't even technically allowed to under the global rules. Your interests skew to the degenerate weeb garbage that only the other stunted minds of 4chan know about. How could one so maladjusted find a flesh-and-blood waifu like that?

Years of pining and hoping and suddenly out of the blue comes the archetype, the platonic ideal of what you've imagined your gf would be. An idol you unknowingly spent years carving. A Galatea of your own mind delivered right through a screen.

The question isn't why would she inspire such devotion. The question is why wouldn't she?

>>504429
I have never been more aroused yet sickened at the same time, what has Koopa done to me?

Koopa send a fucking audition! Even if its just for the memes!

>>504429
Why the fuck is this turning me on? I wasn't into these kinds of girls a few months ago...

>>504474
We will know its her. Thats all that matters.

oh god these threads are going to be AWFUL until holo auditions are over, aren't they?

>>504710
You mean the entire board and yes

>>504429
This except I don't think she actually smells bad.

>>504474
I feel sad because she can't survive without DMC.
CAPCOM PERMISSIONS NEVER EVER.

>>504581
But do you understand it? Do you believe it?

>>504776
I understand. Understandable! Ahahahaha.

>>504710
You mean the entire board? yes
Fucking Yes
God fucking damn it

>>504710
It really shows you who actually watches her and who doesn't. Her views on her channel and potentially joining HoloLive were already addressed in her Live2D debut.

>>504710
>koopa mysteriously stops streaming once auditions are over

Hey guys if you want to cuddle Kooper have you ever considered trying AI Dungeon out?

It looks like a procedurally generated text adventure game but it's actually a gosling simulator.

Most of pic was AI generated, for example. Imagine that, but a Koopa in your very own BRAIN, because that 's what your brain does when you read text.

Started making a Koikatsu model for Koopa that I'll probably finish in a few days

>>504963
I tried that but then it wanted me to make an account which is kinda sus.

>>504963
I used to love AI dungeon but I refuse to make an account or pay money for it, it freaks me out. But I miss it.

>>505051
I'm a retard and forgot the screenshot

>>504429
why the fuck my pp hard

>>504910
Id be fucking happy for her

>>505159
That's pretty sweet, though I'd have to advise you lighten the shade of green if possible.

>>505060
It's not sus, ,it's just the guy that runs it is really fucking incompetent, go visit /aidg/ in /vg/ and theyll say as much.

>>505108
Im glad I discovered it but kind of not since if it ever goes down I will definitely feel a void. What freaks you out about it?

>>502994
Koopa please do this.

>>505051
some guy posted a koikatsu koopa on the 2 previous thread
https://files.catbox.moe/8z0vsn.mp4

>>505262
time to try this in VR

>>504710
Dark ages are coming.

>>503840
I skipped by reps yesterday, Koopa inspired me to do 600 today. Noticeable results after a little over a month

>>504215
>selling farts
SAUCESAUCESAUCESAUCE

Koopa's voice sounded so familiar to me for some reason. Took me a while to place it but yeah her voice sounds similar to Tea. Different voices but I swear they're really similar.

>>502808
What's the source of this again? I want to give it another read.

>>507937
https://mangadex.org/title/38252/flag-capture-in-the-first-move
Specifically Ch5

>>507789
I don't hear it, anon

>HoloEN auditions are up
Don't you even hesitate bitch. You have unanimous support.
>hurr b-but what if i don't meet the requirements. What if i fail durr
Even then, being a previous contender, you'll have stronger chances in the next round.
Reminder that many Holos didn't succeed from the first audition and had to resubmit their applications multiple times.
LETS GOOOOOOO

>>509044
She might have been scouted already.

I dread the thought of Koopa's Q&A chat being spammed with shit about the holoEN auditions

>>510264
So ask her interesting questions instead

>>504710
Probably, Koopa if you want to audition go ahead but if you don't I suggest you stop coming here till auditions are over, don't let people here push you into something you don't want

>don't let people here push you into something you don't want
That goes without saying dude. She's an adult woman with a mature brain not like the other chamas.

how many guns does she have?

>>511037
Wouldn't you like to know Mr. ATF?

>>507789
She's gone a bit downhill lately. Last few videos are oversaturated with giggles and kisses.

>>503041
>>502994
>>502969
Come on, she's a big girl, she can decide for herself. No pressure, Koops, do what your heart tells you.

>>511912
This, Kelpie, do what you decide is the best for you, loyal troopas will support you

What other troopers said, do what you believe is right Koops

bros... it's too soon for this... I know it's the best for koopa but I'm not sure if I can take it...

>>504003
Literally who cares

>>511037
None. Lost them in a Spanish boating accident.

>>502618
Based Draygon poster

>>514751
If i remember correctly, some job interviews are made with the current talents. If Koopa gets a 4chan native, she might get a preferred treatment...... I hope

>>504003
Nothing Koopa has done comes even remotely close to shit like Polkahime blowjob ASMR or Moona possibly having an orgasm on stream

>>515115
Mori.... please...

Whatever you do, I'll always root for you, momma

>>515115
I really hope Mori liked that vocaroo where she gets called the nigger of nippon

>>515264
I'd want to hear the leaked recording afterwards

You're all retarded, she already said in the L2D stream that she changed her mind and doesn't want to give up what she has now.
Not to say I wouldn't support her if she did decide to do it, 100%, but after even just 2-3 streams when I realized she was good enough to retain so many viewers right out of the gate I knew she would have a really hard time giving up being indie, especially after having made friends with the homegrown lot.
Also talking about Hololive auditions publicly is a massive red flag for Cover's recruitment, the fact that she even mentioned it in the Q&A despite probably knowing that felt like a symbolic rejection, but that might just my inner schizo talking.

>>504003
>the majority of the audience are schizos that post here
We're already in the Hololive audience, so... I'm not sure how she would change anything.

>>511912
>she can decide for herself.
Didn't koop become a vtuber explicitly for the purpose of joining hololive?

>>516975
Yeah but watch nigga watch, she wants to stay indie now

>>515235
>Polkahime blowjob ASMR
what?

>>517626
>he doesn't know

>>516924
>she changed her mind and doesn't want to give up what she has now.
What she said is "it's not out of the question, but unlikely".

>>517666
oh wait that's what you meant in the iceberg thread
that's exactly what my post was refering to lol

Koopa
Kooper
Koop
Koom
Koomer
Krakatoa
Kaleidoscope
Kooler
Kongou
Kombat
Kubo
Konstantine
Kurt
Kory
Konrad
Kony 2012
Kofi
Kwappi
Kooap
Koopamammawin

>>511633
I wish I were to be saturated with kisses and giggles

>>518946
Don't let your dreams be dreams
Yesterday you said tomorrow
So just do it
Make your dreams come true

I want a kiss from Koopa, that all. Nothing lewd.

>>519443
That's okay, I want enough lewd stuff with Koopa for the both of us.

>>519516
You disgrace your mother.

>>517798
When someone says "unlikely" in a situation like that it feels to me more like them accepting it's unlikely they could get in, rather than it's unlikely they would attempt to

>>519516
are we lewding Koala again?

I can't make the stream kwappi but I wish you the best and hope that Sseth gets back to me about that cameo request

>>519443
I just want hugs and headpats from Koopa mommy. Also for her to kick out Pink Troopa

I just want to cuddle together with Koopa and tell her everything will be alright and hope that she plays modded Hololive WWE

Holy shit, it's the Anti-spiral dude!

i want to see koopa play kenshi

>>521693
Awesome game, but I doubt it would be good for stream format
maybe once tho, but I'll shill for VtMB personally

>tfw no abusive Koopa mommy gf

30 mins troopas
https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1360280438607138817

Part 2 is a go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpqT15JMP7I

Chat's cringe
Stop being cringe chat

>>522247
no u

>>522247
Chat's not being cringe. YOU'RE being cringe.

>>522299
Koopa is breathtaking!

EDIT: Thank you so much for the gold!!!

stop breaking containment PINKOS

>>522299
>>522292
This is cringe

>>522376
This is cringe

>>522391
Ya that is pretty cringe ngl

>>522038
Let us commence forth

>>522038
>Starts in 6 minutes
>Starts anyway

>>522434
TROOPERS?!

STOP ASKING IF SHE'S GOING TO AUDITION FOR GEN 2

>>522484
no u

she definitely wants a lot of kids

BOOBA

> Koopa confirming /trash/ is her place

Mouth tracking seems better than last time

ITS THE REAL HOLLYWOOD ACTOR RYAN GOSLING!!

So goslings now gosling in chat too?

>>522713
As soon as you posted this it became scuffed.

DAMNIT GREEN TROOPAS THIS IS ONE OF THE RARE OPPORTUNITIES WHERE WE CAN RIDE KORTELINI'S GIANT HAIRY pussy CAT

Gosling stream

>>522731
Truly, we are cursed

95 viewers
are we inclining?

>>522777
Well Ryan Gosling himself is in the chat

I missed the intro, gimme a QRD on Koopacat

>>522852
he CHONK

Based kooper shitting on 3DS babies

boarchads ww@

>Koppa will never talk about you the same was she talks about Dimitri

>>522958
Accurate.

she could do well to remember to set alpha transparency on images with solid colour background

>that beefcake of a man
God dammit I hate this fucking virus. I can run outside but I have no fuckjng way to get swole. It's almost been a whole year too.

It's obvious I'll need to do my swole reps to find a koopaesque gril

>Fire emblem shit
wake me up when its over bros

>it's a Koopa spends 15 minutes on one question because it asks her about a violent and handsome male character

>>522950

Was she always this boring to watch?

>>523045
Have you ever thought she's answering a question you might not care about because you're not Eira Woolcot?

that's an actual line...?

>>523026
>>523027
And she's still on it...

Wait, what's the age rating for FE?

>>523045
>Implying a cute femcel gushing over sexy men isn't peak entertainment

>>523076
>he's not Eira Woolcott
NGMI

>>523103
>>523113
This is some peak Koopa content. I am seeing female spaghetti spilling in real time.

>stops her 10 min long monologue about Gosling
>proceeds to start her 20 min long monologue about Dimitri

>literally inclined 20 viewers since she started this tangent

>I have his confession script here
This just keeps getting better

>>523132
who the fuck is this

Find a girl that looks at you the way Koopa looks at this fictional character lads.

You..ARE doing that. Right?

>>523086
you don't realize how big of fujo bait Dimitri is

>>523045
Always this fun, you mean? Yes.

>>523045
This is what gives Koopa soul. Are you implying her tangent about family trees wasn't kino?

KOOPA..................

>>523165
It's simply not possible.

>>523165
Yes
No...

This is what Eira wants to look like to Dimitri

>tfw can't watch koopa because at work
hold me bros...

>>523113
It would be if the character was from something good

>>523159
So Eira is the one person we've been talking about

>>523206
Sheep wants to be Dimitri's pocket pussy...

>Koopa will never look at you like she does Dimitri
it hurts

>>523165
God I wish

>>523165
Maybe if I had a late 20s hikineet with optional health problems of my own...

>>523165
Shut up Aki

>>523211
I don't like FE either but I think Dimitri is one of the cooler characters to come from it at least

>>523279
I can agree with that, It's just I had such a horrid time playing the game it makes me like everything attached to it less.

>>523165
eventually

>>523159
>He doesn't know about Koopa Kouhai

>tfw I already hear voices in my head so I'm ready one step closer to Dimitri then the others
LATER VIRGINS

>>523113
That's the actual number one reason I love fujos.

>>523165
I'm not a fictional character YET

Eria... polygamy...

Ngl I'm glad she's done sperging over Dimitri
nothing against her personally. Not hearing anyone gush like that irl in years and years hurts

>Eira is my daughter
>Nyaru is my daughter
Update that family tree

>This is the first time anyone's asked me to prom...
Bros...

>>523363
>Not hearing anyone gush like that irl in years and years hurts
I enjoy her being this enthusiastic about things but it does sting a little.

Koopa just sniffed her boobs...

imagine the smell

SMELLCHADS WWA!?

IMAGINE THE SMELL

imagine the smelle

>>523402
God bless that madwoman

IMAGINE. THE. SMELL.

god koopa makes me so horny...

BOOBA SNIFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>koopa canonically smells like roses
UHHHHH STINKBROS?

>>523433

why my pp hard

I wish I hadn't helped to meme this fortuna shit so hard

Fortuna ASMR JOI when?

>>523433
What the hell else were you expecting. Shes a gril

>What's Fortuna smells like?
piss and cum, there is no possible alternatives

Fortuna stinky

>Fortuna smells like sweat and is just a smelly girl
thank you Koopa, that's all I needed

Switch Koopa...

>>523158
Sasuga otomestacy.

>she's a bottom
NICE

I want to dick this woman down

S-bros...

>that southern accent
My god I wish she'd unleash it

nina/koopa colab bros we won

KOOPA WANTS TO "HUG" SHOTA TROOPAS

>>523551
My pants are about to be ripped apart, I swear. This woman...

Koopa is an indecisive woman...

YES

Is it just me or Koopa is growing pretty nicely?
Proud of my mom

>>504158
So Koopa would become Risu

>>523590
something is growing

>>523578
i cant hold it bros

>>523567
HYPE
Nina stream in about 15 minutes btw

>>523591
I wonder if Nina has seen this

>>523106
T

>>523619
Fuck. My phone's at 12% so I can't watch either pretty quick. FML bros

MOTIVATED

>>523620
100%

What is Koopa's womb status?

>>523665
HUNGRY.

>>523665
Barren

>>523665
empty
If she doesn't find a living irl husband it'll go to barren
unironically hope she finds a hubbie so she gets kids because conception starts getting tougher at around age 35 and up for women.

>Honey Mustard
BASED

>>523699
Helping Koopa into Hololive!
Helping her work hard to become a streaming expert!
Impregnating her recklessly!
Ending her streaming career to make her a mother of 6!

>>523725
>only 6.

Weak.

All the girls are talking about how best to become chunky.

Brosnan...

>Fries with Ice cream
What the fuck, why?

>>523770
>he doesn't know

>>523725
This is the crazy thing. She has all these weeb and /k/ interests and still wants kids. It's only one or the other with grills

>>523770
>he doesn't know

>>523770
Bet you haven't even tried using vanilla ice cream as a potato chip dip.

>>523620
https://twitter.com/NinanininVT/status/1346601448801447943?s=20

I think the artist of >>523591 deleted the tweet, so if she responded to it the original is gone.

I honestly think dipping fries into your milkshake is overrated. I'd rather just eat them separately.

>>523770
i can't man, it just works

>>523757

>>523784
She's the woman who could have been a mother to my children

>>523789
Why is there so much art of Koopa piledriving Nina?

>>523770
Americans are fat anon

>Spaguetti with Ketchup
Do american really?

>>523835
it's a Japanese dish...

>>523835
No, do Japanese really?

Im so glad i asked that

>>523826
It's astoundingly hot

Koopa kissed me live on stream, cya later virgins

>>523826
Koopa said her favorite wrestling move is the Undertaker's tombstone which is essentially a piledriver

Why can't she kiss a pink like that

>I love dogs
MAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUU

Getting my head kissed...

>>523835
>spaghetti with ice cream
Do burgers really...

Americans will dip french fries into a milkshake, but won't eat spaghetti cooked in ketchup

>>523841
YiH

>>523784
all this is doing is making me depressed I'll never find a girl who's all this for myself, sure I could get one or the other buy both? Whoever gets Koopa one day is a lucky son of a bitch and he better treat her right.

White women and dogs...

"Koopa i bought your favorite peanut butter"

>Koopa loves dogs
oh dear...

>>523859
You wouldn't kiss the shit you took this morning would you Anon?

>>523863
Mau is literally a homosexual.

>A dog
Be sure not to reincarnate in China, kek

>>523900
Or to reincarnate as anything in China

>>523900
>some chink gets to eat out koopa in another life

why are models so fucking expensive? isn't L2D free? couldn't you technically do it all yourself without spending a dime?

>>523950
>dude just be an artist with 100 layers to animate live2d movement lol

>>523950
yeah if you have the skill obviously

>>523950
In theory, yes, but it takes time and skill to draw and rig it.

>>523950
You have to actually know what you're fucking doing for it to be any good. It isn't a good time investment to get good at if if you are only going to use the skill for your own model.

She did it bros... she's gonna leave us soon and go to a better place... I hope

>>523950
You can do anything on this earth yourself with the knowledge, experience and skill. Africat made her own model because she's a good artist.

Koopa sounds like someone would watch Inuyasha on dodgy streaming sites in 2005

Who is this Zero Despair guy who keeps spamming Koopa with the Hololive GEN 2 question?

>>523950
she said 600 which is dirt cheap compared to most L2D
also it really isnt that much

>>524009
That's strangely erotic for some reason

Hey Koopa, you should stop adding chuubas as mods and remove them if they don't want to fulfill the role of one.

You should also consider modding regular and trusted viewer who can janny your chat and can tolerate not commenting much

You're getting bigger now, you might be needing real moderation soon

Based centrist Koopa

>>524008
>Africat made her own model because she's a good artist.
Still waiting on a Rose art stream

>>524013
Some fucking retard who says dumb shit like that in every chat he enters, pay him no mind

>>523950
Is there a reason to use L2D instead of a 3D model? I'm kinda new to the channel but it seems like switching from 3D to 2D is kinda the reverse of what most V-Tubers do.

>>524026
someone wants to get ahead

>>524026
>You should also consider modding regular and trusted viewer
t. groomer

Phrase of the day: "But yes". You say it an awful lot, Koops.

How long will she call the Tamer of Lolis as Tamero?

>>524044
L2D looks cleaner and is more detailed, plus it has more mass appeal

>>524026
Don't trust this Pink Troopa's lies.

>>524044
Live2D is good for regular streams, with 3D being a bonus.

>>524037
damn...

>>524026
Ogey groomer

koopa...

>>524068
Everyone calls him "Tamero" or "Tamer"

>>524026
t. discord groomer

AS
MANY
AS
POSSIBLE

IMPREGNATING KOOPA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>524026
She mods them so she can see them in chat better, groomer.

AT LEAST 4

>As many as possible
Troopabros...

>considering her health status Koopa probably wouldn't even survive child birth
Life is suffering.

>>524026
that's fucking retarded.
you should neck yourself, pinko

Someone PLEASE stick some buns in this poor womans oven already

>>524068
Everyone calls him Tamero newfag, it rolls off the tongue smoother on stream
t. he's a regular in my chat

Troopa Baseball team...

>ASS in chat

Why am I still under the desk? It's cold Koopa momma...

Impregnating Koopa literally every single year...

Koopa can't be groomed because that implies that she would take a bath

Koopa's freaking great but these q&as are too painful bros
My heart literally can't take it

>>524137
Would if I could.

>>524147
You're installing new PC parts because you're the good boy, Gren.

I'M RIDING HER BIG HAIRY PUSSY GUYS
SEEYA LATER VIRGINS

>as many as possible
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Koopa. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Koopa as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>524147
>beside a 100 Fahrenheit komputah
>cold
Wat

>>524225
This, that thing is never turned off.

>>524119
Yeah, she should learn how to use ytcfilter

>>524201
>face censored by questions
>bro rides Koopa's pussy
Pink Troopa...

>>524251
Her computer isn't the only thing never turned off...

>>524267
The lights too, and the power bill isn't getting any smaller.

>>524215
based

>pachinko
Why are we here bros...

>>524026
>reddit spacing
>garbage post
As per usual

I love her passion and want to marry her

>>524215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV0KmZKyUzA

>>524137
you dont know how much i would do it after mariage of course

I hated Paz too
Koopa is so based

>actually tearing up out of frustration
I know, Koops. I know...

>>524314
this, she feels as strongly as I do
my hatred is immeasurable

>She knows all the memes
>She is well versed in gaming culture/news
She's too perfect. Wtf....

WHERE MY PINK TROOPAS AT!?

>>523493
KNIGHT OF SPEAR

>>524387
in the toilet, or nailed to the wall

>>524378
Welcome to the green boys.

>>524417
But what if he's pink?

>>524387
Nailed on a cross

>>524429
We gas him.

>>524378
>passionate about things she likes
Must Not Gosling Must Not Gosling Must Not Gosling

>>524417
>>524442
Don't worry, I'm green.

MGS4>Death stranding>MGSV

>>524487
That's what a pink troopa would say.
Prove your greenness by praising Fortuna.

>MGS 2 is her favorite
I wanted to rant about Raiden but I guess women like him

>>524558
There is literally nothing wrong with Raiden

>>524558
Radn is cool

>>524558
Women and Carmine

>>524573
He's a bitch and, more importantly, not Snake

>>524587
>He's a bitch
He's literally (you).

>>524558
Raiden would go on to be one of the best-written characters in MGS. The only thing bad about 2's story was how unfiltered Kojima's autistic pseudophilosophical rambling was.

>>524598
Yeah, MGS2 is basically a huge fuck you to MGS1 fans and people unironically praise Kojima for it

>>524587
> more importantly, not Snake
You're exactly the kind of player Kojimbo wanted to piss off.

>>524612
Exactly, you grunt of the digital age.

I think I found Koopa's alt outfit

>>524037
>tfw she has smaller and stiffer boobs than Mori

>>524661
Mori...Koopa collab when...

>>524378
>She's too perfect. Wtf....

It's why the universe cursed her with a poor body....

Tfw pink

>>524612
"Giving the fans what they want" is how you get shit like the sequel trilogy. Be glad that he had the balls to put out something like MGS2 instead of a worse but safe alternative.

>mori collab happens
>calls her nigger of nippon live
would be a pretty based stream

>>524690
die, pinko

>>524378
You are literally me a few days ago. The worst hasn't hit you yet...but when it does... phew lad you have no idea what you're in for.good luck

>>524645
Kek, I'll try to think of an edit for that

> talking about her dream date
TAKE NOTES

I thought the members badge was a medicine pill
Kek, just realised it´s a shotgun shell

>>524661
They are supposed to be MUCH BIGGER but she asked the artist to make them bigger two times already and didnt wanna drag it out any longer. Look at her 3d model to see true booba.

>>524378
She's literally an anon who was dreamt into a vtuber

I have to even admit she knows a fuck ton more than me even though I might be the oldestfag here.

>>524690
How does it feel Koopa left you on the edge of the bed and behind the questions? You're gonna fall soon shitty Pink and no one will notice

>>524727
why not both

>>524727

>>524754
She's also a Hikki-Neet who hasn't worked or had to go to school

kurp

*BUUUUURRRRRRRP*

>char's counterattack
KOOPA MY GEARA DOGA JUST GOT RIPPED UP BY VULCANS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kinda hot ngl

Nice burp....

>>524762
You cant break a pink

>>524848
You can't rape a pink either

>>524835
The AMS-119 Geara Doga is the best looking mecha ever

Koopa/Nekoreen burping contest collab when?

Arcade date... I had one. It was amazing...

>>524888
I had one too... EXECPT MY DATE WAS AN HOUR EARLY AND DIDDNT SAY ANYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOU AME

>>524888
>You didn´t played your cards right

>>524914

God I love her burps

>>524879
Don't joke about that they'll absolutely do it.

>>524888
I wonder if I'll ever go on a date at this point..... I'm glad you had fun anon.

I don't think Koopa would be a good fit for HoloLive.

>>524862
more of a FZ guy but the Doga's alright

>Koopa will never let you shoot inside her your saturday night special

GOD I WANNA GO TO THE GUN RANGE WITH KOOPA AND NYARU AND SHOOT TARGETS WITH THEM AND MAYBE TAKE THEM BOTH TO THE BEDROOM AFTERWARDS IF THEY'RE COOL WITH THAT

>>524953
She's not what hololive needs, but what it deserves.

>>524943
>Joke

>tfw you will never Shoot Koops 9mm
/k/bros I feel for you...

>>524888
Also comfy is something like, it couldn't happen these days because the tech moved on, but used to be you could listen to the same music together, you'd each have one ear bud or if you were a richboi you'd have a splitter so you could listen to the same stuff on your own headphones. Annnnyway, just sitting against a wall or tree somewhere just vibing to music's really comfy

Also I recommend range dates, getting ammo, some weapons, a qt and just spend the afternoon firing pews

>>524950
The date was. The relationship didn't even took off.

>>524953
All she needs to do is just work on her seiso reps. It's not like Mori "F-bomb N-word" Calliope and Amelia "Gamer moment" Watson are shining paragons.

Will we ever get an l2d with proper koopa booba?