/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52424952
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>52424952
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>SHINRI’S BIRTHDAY SET IS LIVE (On sale until July 24th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>MAGNI'S COPIUM RELEASE CELEBRATION MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 3rd 18:00 JST)
>4 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_copiumrelease
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/magni-dezmond

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>>52424964
Amen.

>>52424964
Amen

>Axel's imaginary cute neechan is British
Wdhmbt

Flay may not stream Golden Fantasia cause they accidentally got perms for regular Umineko and not GF

Shinri might play Final Fantasy

>>52425103
Management is NEVER beating the retard allegations

Where were you when you found out pako was mpreg with vesper?
I was on train when phone ring
pako is mpreg
yes

>>52425103
>accidental perms
How do you even fuck up shit like that?

>>52425105
He's laughing because his list of games he wants to play will take years to get through

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MACHINA X FLAYON
I WANT TO FUCK MACHINA X FLAYON TILL NEITHER OF US CAN WALK
I WANT TO CUDDLE IN BED WITH MACHINA X FLAYON

>>52425103
That's retarded but at the same time it's nice to know they have Umineko perms for Flay's 892 part VN stream.

>>52425303
Im scared to have sex with Flay FLay
'cause apparently he dies upon being bitten now....

is there any magni/axel/bettel content? asking for a friend

Vesper wants to have that dead mom hairstyle with a new outfit

good night /MANS/ vesties please remember your xanax tomorrow

>>52425611
I hate the ribbons pointing up

God I wish Axel would just use the ring of timely dodge so he could actually learn the timing window on dodges.

>>52425611
G'night!

>>52425674
thanks idiot you ruined this image for me

>>52425773
Axel will NEVER dodge shit!

the way flayon speaks brings me so much empathy.... as adhd haver, I love flayon with all of heart.

>>52425809
I fucking know and it's a pain to watch, him also using Gouge while they're staggered is painful as well.

Good night MANS.

>>52425804
You're welcome

FLAYONS TALKING ABOUT HIS HYPOTHETICAL FUTURE FAMILY PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT FLAY FLAYYYYY

saw a combo video of FF15 and holy shit you can make some crazy devil may cry combos kinda funny how you can do the whole game just spaming square

>>52424964
Amen.

>>52425967
shit i meant 16

>>52425096
>Has boobs
>Is a bong
>Very seductive
So basically Benedict. Gotcha.

i want to be flayon's child... flay is ai and i'm aqua, you know.

>>52425611
>>52425804
They're stiff with cum
Does that help?

>>52426037
>>52425611 was supposed to be >>52425674

>>52426032
and i'm ruby :)

>>52426037
yeah mine

>>52426019
Needs Silver/Grey hair as well.

>>52426086
nice. cuz i love incest

>>52426019
I- I thought you meant Cumberbatch for a second there

How can management be so retarded

Can you not browse twitter without an account at all?

I hate not being able to watch all of Flay but...listening to him as I drift to slepp makes it worth it...

>>52426529
yeah, just make one.

>i like that shark girl
yabai.

taking a shit on axel's bed

What Axel was talking about.

>>52426529
I think that’s what Nitter is for

>>52426529
it locks you out after some scrolling. make a throwaway account and set it to private, you can retweet and like stuff for safekeeping that way

>>52426610
Big Cupitans

>>52426610
Ah shit, is the summer gacha already here?

>>52426516
>Could I get Umineko Golden Fantasia
>Oh Umineko? I know that game!
This is what happened
Source: it was revealed to me in a vision

>>52426610
I like that the fabric is sheer instead of giving her tiddysocks

just saw paco's doing the redesign and got so fucking happy, hope he still has the gigachin tho kek

>>52426820
I'm sure everyone who is part of the redesign know that the chin is loved

Sorry I wasn't here when the pako announcement dropped. I'm excited about it though. Happy for pako-sensei, happy for Vesper. Disappointed that Vesper won't become a blackula though

RE6 with bettel would never come back...

I havent touched 16 at all and seeing axel and hakka play it picked my interest but this game is so boring man..

Axel is so cute

>>52427076
RE6... DS... SF6...

>>52427076
bettel is too much of a numberfag to play with vg

https://twitter.com/____crown_____/status/1674668611695427584

>>52426610

reminder that leader cute[/lump that guy]

I really like how Axel always puts something of himself i to the covers, he really thinks about them rather just going through the motions

>>52426610
Holy sex

unexpected more flaytel lore, nice. (i'm just exaggerating)

>>52427567
>unexpected more flaytel lore, nice. (i'm just exaggerating)
Hm? What happened?

>>52427269
>tag
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gFLJX-T7LPk
>I wanna wad you up into my life
>Let's lump up to make a single star in the sky <3

Post hot Flay pics need to wank

>>52427587
it's just that he and bettel wanted to play more cup head but they didn't. sorry for baiting, i just cope when flay mentions bettel hehe.

>>52426601
Turns out Axel's bed was the guild toilet all along!

Why does Axel want the axelotls dead- so they are just dogtoys for him, ok

How is pako going to feel when vesper graduates later this year?

>>52427657
https://files.catbox.moe/tog5wq.png

>>52427269
Based, I lump this little fuck too

That tummy growl... i'm ngmi

The xbox mic asmr

>>52427740
Is this really the only flaylewd? It gets posted every day

>>52427957
https://files.catbox.moe/4zyyrm.jpg

He's so silly I love Flayon so much

i love when flay scolds us

It feels a bit lonely that I don't really have much knowledge of FF games. But Axel really loves them and talks about his found memories and cool parts he likes, that it makes me want to play them all...Or at least watch the history of the series.

>>52427669
Flaytelsisters worse off than axmagsisters?

Really want to buy leader's collab hoodie but the chibi is such an eyesore. It looks so retarded and not in a cute way. Not to mention the bright af blue color... T_T

bye bye flay. thanks for the stream.

FLAYON SEX

>>52427766
The color and pose of this pic makes the thumbnail resemble the Statue of Liberty. Imagine if we had that welcoming immigrants to Elysium

jesus christ i need to go back and clip that, also izuru cute goofnight

>>52428033
Most of them are independet of each other with regards to storyline and characters. It's mostly the settings and themings that remain similar like how every FF has the same names for spells, monster designs etc.

You should try one out. I'd recommend either 6 or 10.

>>52427977
Okay yeah, maybe keep posting the Shinri one

>>52427957
for as horny as machiroons are made out to be they sure are the laziest lewders

>The ho! Paprika? What's her name?

>>52428495
They are coomers that can't take hand off their dick for long enough to learn how to hold a pen

>>52428495
>Coomers
>having any skills

It is a really good cover! Give it a listen if you haven't yet
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8_RDxnewnfc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8_RDxnewnfc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8_RDxnewnfc

>>52428407
On mobile so I don't have my collection on hand but I have this Catbox linkdump (from months ago when VG was still newer but maybe there are some you haven't seen in there)
>>/vt/thread/41351597#p41354062

>>52428704
no it'll make me depressed

>>52428704
No, i'll just loop it on mute.

>>52428716
The first Vesmachis, I wonder if that artist still ships it or if our resident schizo is the last one left. Also, kek at the Kronii mention

>>52427713
whenever this question gets asked another niji graduates/is terminated

>>52428405
I know a bit more about FF10's story, but not really too much- looks really fun though! But maybe I'll try out 6, I don't actually know too much about it and I tend to like older, pixel styled, RPGs more than 3D ones for no particular reason. Thank you for the recommendations!

>>52425188
StarsEN management isn't Shinove level. Please understand.

>>52428495
From what I've seen machiroons have both extremes, the side that doesn't lewd him out of embarrassment and the side that lewds him for the femboy aspect which is why he gets *that* type of art sometimes

HQ love

>>52428855
That only works for the girls

>>52428930
AIIEEEEEEEEE

machina sex flayon

gavis sextel

fuck you gavis bettel

>>52428930
HQ Lov- wait why is Regina looking at me like that.

>>52429016
KILL YOURSELF

bangin hakka

banzoin fucking hakka

>>52429067
You first.

I want to hug Axel so bad you have no idea

>>52428867
Why did he have to leave..

>>52428867
Cover goes public. He said fuck this shit and out

Vesper Noir, musical artist.

>>52428867
I will apply. Don't worry anons.

>>52429270
>musical artist

>>52428930
KINOOOO

>>52428158
Altare's chibi looks way better than Axel and Magni, honestly I like his hoodie the most but I don't know if I can buy more than two of the hoodies with all the other merch

>>52429295
For some reason every single HoloPro talent is list as a musical artist. Go figure

Did Axel say anything about if he will be doing the menshi stream today?

Okay, /MANS/ steam summer sale is upon us, its the time of the year i present Gabe my offering.give me recommendation

It have been hours already but I still find it surreal that pako got to be a papa again, for one of the boys too. His art is cracked and I am glad he got the position after what happened to him and also being a huge fan of tempus since the beginning. I am happy for him.

>>52429584
He's more like their friend than fan lol

>>52429545
Planescape Torment

>>52429545
Hatred

>>52429584
I can think of no one else more deserving to be a papa than Pako. The way he draws eyes always impress me.

>>52429545
Kingdom games, new one for the series just came out couple days ago

>>52429545
The system shock games, including the remake

>>52429648
Right? the boys have a lot of respect for him, not just because he is a super good artist but because he literally just hangs out with them pretty often which is very cute. You even see him live tweeting sometimes to whatever the boys are doing.
>>52429708
To be honest I wasn't too fan of he drew Sana, just really the face since everything else was top tier. I think Pako is way better at drawings guys so I hope he goes super hard on vesper's design. Wouldn't surprise me if he adds some stupid thing to the model like how sana got the horse mask lol

>>52429870
Hopefully he gives Vesper a pipe and captain helmet toggle, he seems to like those a lot

im so excited...please dont let the rigging turn out like shit

>>52429870
I am general okay with Sana design, but her eyes are very expressive. Ya, Pako is that papa that will humor weird request from his children kek.

>>52429657
Thats a oldie, still hold up?
>>52429697
Seem, pretty meh, isit actually good?
>>52429724
>new one
Oh i have played the first one i will check it out
>>52429746
Might try the new one, as a kid i tried to play the old games always gave me motion sickness.

>>52430447
Yeah, the design could be godly but the rigging could easily fuck it up. Hopefully all goes well tomorrow.

>>52428931
4 new niji graduations announced. cant make this shit up

>>52430619
Im pretty sure the hatred answer was a shitpost since the game is incredibly edgy with gameplay that is nothing to write home about. Also not sure what that other anon meant with a new KH game since there is none from what I am aware.

I don't really use steam but I saw Pizza Tower getting a discount, so maybe that?

>>52430722
>ID
If it was a JP member I'd care more

>>52430845
Kingdom, as in Kindom New Lands or Kingdom Two Crowns and now Kingdom Eighties, not Kingdom Hearts, sillybilly

>>52430722
Extremely off topic but fucking goddammit why hyona she is pure sexo i hate this fucking company so much jesus christ
>>52430619
Well dang, if you get motion sickness easily then the remake might not be a good choice, hmm, i dont know Infernax maybe? What are your preferences

>>52431092
Oh, I guess my brain filled that with "hearts", my bad.

Almost 5am and still thinking about the menshi. Love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love Machina x Flayon

>>52431210
Happens to the best of us buddy, honestly I could've made the same mistake I love KH

>>52430619
>Planescape

If you have played Baldur's gate adjacent games, then you'll be fine. The story and character writing is still really fucking good.

The stats that you chosose to invest in ot ignore for your character (INT, WIS and CHA for example) will affect the type of dialogue you may select and the outcomes of certain dialogue selections. Besides that, your choices can also affect your alignment.

Perhaps what i love the most about it is the fact that you can say the same sentence to an NPC. but can choose as to whether your character is lying or not. For example:

"Lie: I love you." or "Truth: I love you."

Combat is pretty basic, though one thing i particularly like is that the spells will pause combat to play an animation before taking effect. This allows higher tier spells to come out looking pretty badass. (You can skip these if you want).

The game manual is not mandatory, but it will help to skim through a little, particularly about how character stats work.

I want to just have the new cover on loop but I'm trying to do the streaming reps properly

>>52431106
>if you get motion sickness easily
Not really, those old doom and quake gfx for some reason really fucks with me.
I play almost ever genre but prefer turn based stuff mostly. like crpgs, totalwar or even management sims.

>See Shien is streaming Only Up
>This is his third stream for the game
Sugoi...

I miss Magni...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PBDlnTipFSE

>>52431300
Sounds epic, i got into crpgs late, started with Arcanum than when into POE, Tyranny and DOS2.
>"Lie: I love you." or "Truth: I love you."
Shit they really dont make stuff like this anymore.

I do not miss Magni.

>>52431464
Well then i can recommend the xcom games, smt 3 remaster, wasteland 2, shadowrun series, undernauts labyrinth of yomi, and underrail.
On that note, im still waiting for that EO stream Shinri...

>>52431951
Then why is he still alive? Learn to aim better

>>52431692
Ah, I see. Nice to see a fellow CRPGchad. Of course, i'd also recommend Baldur's Gate I and II but those are kind of long. Morrowinf holds up quite well if you manage the combat.

i miss wow wednesday

which tempus member will be easiest to mind break into a cockslut?

I have been thinking deeply about why Vesper said that he is being protective of his new mama when Pako is beloved and he does not need to do that, and what happened to his previous mama and...
His previous mama did get sick, she was dying. Vesper went to Japan right away when he got the news of how bad her situation was and decided to use his vampire power to keep her alive. He wanted to turn her into a vampire. But... things went wrong. Vesper tried to stop himself from sucking too much blood but he couldn't defeat the urge... She died in his arms instead...
That's why he went menhera during the Japan trip. That's why he became an alcoholic and wanted to kill himself. That's why he had to leave early so suddenly. That's why he needed time for himself in the following months. And that's why he is so protective of Pako. He does not want another mama to suffer from the same fate...

>>52432599
Nowa Magni Flayon and Bettel

>>52432628
so what i'm getting from this is that pako sensei will get sucked by vesper?

>>52432177
>i'd also recommend Baldur's Gate I and II but those are kind of long
So i have heard, would love to see Nowa play those on stream.

>>52431991
Thanks, yes Shinri do it stop playing kusoges.

>>52432628
>spoiler
No..

>>52432675
You don't need to mindbreak Magni or Vesper for that

>>52429545
bpm

if dead horas
gamma is singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVUZmB1xUmA

begni

>>52433204
Ugly :(

why is everyone so hyped when the single model pako did was mediocre at best? drawing models is different from illustrations

>>52433218
Eh, can't get worse

Cute

>>52433204
damn ToT

>>52433204
sauce?

>>52433370
>sauce
Tomato or ... ?

I haven't watched anyone(or been /here/) for the last 1.5 month. Why is Nowa changing not only outfits, but getting a new artist? I love my man Pako, but why, did he talk about it at all?

>>52433521
please I'm so hungry

>>52433527
his old mama's been really sick. archive reps bro

Altare/Alice/Regina art/fics doko

>>52433697
Regina telling Alice to kill herself...

I'm so excited for the new outfit, I actually can't sleep, how do I distract myself?

>>52433370
https://twitter.com/eikima_/status/1674685097327616000

What happened to the original illustrator for Vesper? she didn't care about him anymore after he becomes irrelevant?
Atleast Pako is trying to save holostars

>>52433754
Careful while checking their profile. It has doxxshit.

i need to brutally die by axels hands so bad im fucking LOSING IT

>>52433728
fap

>>52433769
Why are all begnishipper like that...

Everyone talks about how they want Axel to kill them but ignore the fact that he's too much of a saviourfag to actually do it

>>52433769
Only Magni or also Bettel? Magni is at least cute, I'm trying to forget how ...unpleasant. Bettel looks

I want to kill Axel

>>52433844
that's like one ritual poster. I want to pet Axel

>>52433726
Hot

>>52433844
its literally just fucking me who does that kek
but maybe if i begged hard enough hed at least stomp some nails into my thighs or something god

>>52433844
I just want him to give me a hug...

>>52433844
jokes on you I want to get into a life/death situation and Axel to save me or die trying

>>52433985
Based and same

Kek i was wondering why i couldn’t find anything of the pako announcement, turns out i was searching ‘paco’

>>52433952
Same bro. I bet it would be like hugging a big dog, warm and comfy except he might give you a headpat with a yoshi yoshi~

>>52433985
Oh shit I thought I was the only one

>>52433844
I feel like if someone lime Axel ever tried to befriend me I'd just distance myself away from him because I wouldn't be a good friend.

>>52434071
like* I can't type on mobile for shit

stop posting offtopic shit on /hlgg/ woman
thanks

>>52434117
maybe axel should kill and eat you instead wtf are you on about

>>52434117

>>52433878
Hate hate hate doxxfags. If Bettel ever decides to start creating content as his RM again I would literally have to stop using twitter. The gap is too big and not moe at all. I've already blocked a couple artists just so I don't have to see not-mag and I just know bettelions would be even more annoying with that bullshit

>>52434013
pako if he mexican...

>>52433952
not for myself but that one axelotl longposter probably deserves one

>>52434152
cringe. good thing homostars doesnt go on this website especially this thread full of rancid pussy smelling women

>>52434177
God I hate them too, I don't really follow artists I only check the tags so I don't luckily have that problem but I would block anyone that talks about rm shit as well. And why do they have to extend it to /here/ as well.

>>52434263
stop talking about your mother like that little boy

Which of the boys would you want to be killed and cannibalized by?

>>52434263
>homostars
oh my mistake i shouldnt have bothered. yeah sorry youre sad dude but lol whatever

>>52434321
Shinri.

>>52434321
>Which of the boys would you want to be killed
Magni.

>>52434321
you already know

turn on ur brains for one second and stop replying to bait

>>52433985
I have so many damsel in distress fantasies with Axel there to save the day, he's the perfect kind of chuuni for it.
>spoiler
I also have a few of him dying and I feel bad talking about it because I feel like it sounds like an anti thing to most people? I'd never want him to actually die of course, I'm a huge axelyume....

>>52434321
leader

>>52434321
Altare please, asap too

>>52434378
>>52434394
>>52434408
Ideally would fuck, then kill and eat you
>>52434470
Ideally would kill, then fuck and eat your corpse

>>52434321
If i really have to choose, id go with Betsy, it would be pretty funny see him try to pathetically kill me and then eat me.

>>52434611
He would vomit you back up

>>52434440
dude has fantasies of himself dying, it's fine

>>52434576
>Ideally would fuck
no. No I just want axel to eat me alive i dont trust him near my holes

>>52434723
I respect that

>>52434576
>Ideally would kill, then fuck and eat your corpse
You shouldn't eat your own cum fag

>>52434352
imagine larping as a homo, RUMAO

>>52434723
Kek why?

>>52434798
Yes I should

>>52434813
im pretty sure all he knows what to do with holes is how to goose someone. so no thanks

Aw, all of HQ retweeted Axel's cover

There is no appeal in cannibalism.

>>52434945
>Goose
>verb INFORMAL
>1.
>poke (someone) in the bottom.
You learn something new every day

>>52434952
How many of the 9th members have?

>>52434952
Its a good cover, i shared it to my brother who is not that into the bois and he has it on repeat atm
But what about VG?
THEY HATE AXEL

>>52434994
hey your welcome man, always happy to help

I want Alice merch, man....

Would Axel rather eat a person alive or eat a woman out?

>>52433697
Please... that sounds so hot

>>52435055
kinda think it would be hotter as shiny spicy/alice/regina

>>52434959
What's not hot about a man being so obsessed with you that he wants to have you all to himself?

>>52435093
Do you think that way about animals when you eat animal meat???

>>52435044
As if Axel wouldn't be eager to please a partner and ask constantly if he is hurting her. That man is humanized dog, he lives to please

>>52435093
this but also i think it can be used as a really cruel metaphor for the purest form of love. its like how the life cycle goes, prey animals give their lives up to allow predators to continue to live. i think that is love in a sense and when you put that on people its just you giving up your everything to ensure that you become the force that keeps someone alive.

>>52435044
Axel would never pussy lmao

>>52435044
smash mouth would be as disappointed in him as much as they were in dj khaled

>>52435264
Goo, you should never a cat

>>52435291
kek

>>52435212
You get me...

>>52435212
Literally what I took away from watching Beastars

>>52433610
>his old mama's been really sick
Oh, holy shit, that not what I would've guessed. Alright then, I'll check the archive(and VODs I missed)

>>52434321
>Vesper attempting to eat me
>"O-okay I'm going to *snorts* k-kill y-you now! *bursts into laughter*"

Magni complaining about stress when he voluntarily does that to himself

The fanny packs look like they're for kids

>>52436313
The mentally ill cannot help themselves

>>52436313
Guy works hard. Also who can truly relax when there are blacks?

>>52436313
Maybe he should take another sporadic break and let the disgruntled magmites watch other vtubers in the meantime. :^)

>>52436512
Genuinely would prefer him taking a 'break' rather than complain every stream how busy he is while also admitting that he plays games till sun comes up

>>52436313
Anything for money

dingo would make puppies with her

>>52436635
>You will never rape Magni in a back alley while he's prowling the streets
WHYYYYYYYYYY

>>52436709
Understandable, that's one cute bitch

>>52436723
It's not noncon if you're paying him 500 bucks and he consents

>>52436834
GODDAMMIT

>>52436834
>500 bucks
that whore is barely worth 50$

>>52436873
There is no way he's going to give a blowjob for 50 bucks, he's not a cheap whore.

>>52436709
I still think it's really unprofessional to like pictures like this on his work account. He has a personal instagram, why doesn't he use thatto jack off

>>52436939
Its for the bit

>>52436939
t. seething roastie yume who wishes he liked one of her selfies

>>52436939
but it's also a part of his kayfabe

>>52436939
>t. jealous roastie/gigafaggot
What's the problem? Just be a hot jap and he'll like your pics

>>52437018
>>52437051
>Criticism
>Haha you are fat and not sexy
You really don't have any other comebacks do you?

>>52437127
>None of us said you were fat
Anonchama, you tellin on yourself lol

>>52437127
mad because insecure

>>52437190
>TIL roastie is not a fat insult

>>52436939
I wonder how any of the vgyumes, or even altyumes, would react to them liking lewd cosplayers

>>52436359
no one wears them around their waist dude get with the times

>>52437335
Kek I mean the colors and the material

>>52437190
Wait I thought roastie meant fat old lady am I mistaken too?

>>52437335
i only learned about how to wear them these days through a fucking love is war episode
I'm old

So, it seems that there will be Cover-wide voicepacks for everybody and JP will start first.
Yes, this is company-wide so it would be for now just safe to post on /stars/ but it will splash us soon

Hopes and expectations for tonight?

>>52437468
hq is full of shota brained men i dont see the problem

>>52437578
surprise altnowa offcollab and rape

>>52437578
Vesper to be happy

>>52437578
That I make through the day without going to jail so I can see the reveal. I think he'll have a ponytail.

>>52432599
This is a trick question because Magni and Vesper are already cocksluts. The correct answer is Bettel.

>>52437517
kek but axel + lotls is actually how i remember how to spell axolotls, just change that e to an o and it's good

>>52437578
me accidentally falling asleep before the event

>>52437242
>>52437539
roastie refers to vaginal lips and how they look like roast beef. originally an insult for women with really fucked up stretched out ones but now refers to all women

>>52433844
More like he’s too much of a coward

>>52437728
I have forgotten multiple times that the actual word isn't axelotl kek

Axel...

>>52437836
That's kinda fucked up yo

>>52437932
do you know where we are

>>52434321
Altare and Shinri offcollab hunting humans for sport and cannibal cookoff

https://files.catbox.moe/nh8e8x.mp3

>>52436919
>he's not a cheap whore
Sure Maguni, suure

>>52437925
Oh I thought he forgot, I hope he rests up properly

>>52438103
rape

I'm excited to see what this red dude is cooking up
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1674748497428373506

>>52438193
I never know what he's talking about.

>>52438193
same

>>52438257
First tweet is the mystery stream later today. Second is the Umineko stream earlier that he has to replace

>>52437976
Anons itt are so nice most of the time I forget

>>52438103
Flay's definitely withholding the best bussy in tempus.

>>52438193
>going to sleep at 8 am
classic flayon

>>52438103
But I will once I find you boy.

pako.... morf.... please.... save him....

If Vesper re-debuts as black now that he got vored and rebirthed by Sana I'm gonna laugh for at least a few hours. Vesper, with tits. Hihihahahoohooyah

Hot sweaty sex with Guild Tempus.

Vesper isn't actually black right? I already accidentally fell in love with an indie who turned out to be Chinese and if my brotuber is black it'll break my Nazi heart

>More than 12 hours until Vesper 2.0
>350 fags are waiting
Is this normal ?

>>52438555
its in his name retard

regis altare has put trackers inside of all of his merchandise and will come to house to kill you if you bought it at any point

>>52438578
Yes, fags are normal now

>>52438555
Hopefully you will never have to find out

>>52438555
>he doesn't know

>>52438555
>spoiler
i hope you never learn a very interesting fact about half of tempus or so

>>52438631
Man, what a steal

>>52438578
yeah it's a 2.0

>>52438555
anon...

>>52438555
If he's black, well we need someone on the plantations

>>52438459
Vesper get ready for your stream tonight

I have the urge to face fuck this thing but I have no penis

>>52439342
Who says you need a penis?

I had a sudden want to say that I love Axel. So. I love Axel!!!

>>52439363
Anon, I understand limitations breed creativity but there is no point in facefucking something with anything else

vesper is in good hands

>>52439426
Based

>>52438555
Hey anon, don't look!

>>52438459
So EL NEGRITO is back and is here to stay... good

>>52439949
Morfyume, the one who found a cool bug and this Negrito are ok. Hang everyone else from the branches of the Hollow Tree

>>52439918
Now I want to draw the Stars raiding Habbo Hotel. Fuck you

>>52438555
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this anon, but there's a reason a vampire can just walk in the sun and bike.

>>52439824
Only thing to worry about is that pako sometimes has really flat heads

>>52440212
Do it

>>52440150
anon did you will me onto existence again i just saw snailtare after reading this

how did i fall into a fandom with so many canon bugs

>>52424952
Reminder that pako is a shit artist who draws shit overrated trash male servants.

>>52440672
seethe

>>52440672
>and lies I keep telling myself

>>52440566
Cute, thank you anon. Our snails here look gay and stupid with no cute spirally point shells like this one.
>>52440672
counterpoint, you are a coal black nigger. walking target practice for police and bane of property values. please consider being white thank you

>>52440672

>>52440566
Cutie, a lot cuter than snailtare

Good morning sisters. I want to marry cop Vesper and join the 40%. ToT
Stop replying to bait.

>>52440607
bugs are cool and manly like our boys

>>52441013

>>52440672
We know, vesper.
Enjoy your 2 mile wide chin.

I read somewhere that humans are the only species that actually enjoys spicy things
https://youtu.be/8_RDxnewnfc
https://youtu.be/8_RDxnewnfc
https://youtu.be/8_RDxnewnfc

>>52441043
>spoiler
That is a number I do not know the reference to

>>52441120
domestic abuse stats lol cops are wife beaters

>>52441120
Domestic abuse rates for cops

>>52440876
>Racism outside of /b/
Uh... are you okay, sister? I think you may be on the wrong board.

love n respect Magni good morning to all races

>>52440876
>/pol/
go back

>>52441100
Why is Alice blushing like that

>>52440876
>Pako fags are raging /pol/ fags
Why am i not surprised?

pako please make vesper hot
pako please make vesper hot
pako please make vesper hot
pako please make vesper hot

>>52438631
Sasuga leader, always going the extra mile

>>52441330
nothing will stop me from fucking THAT OLD MAN UOHHHHHH

>>52438631
i got his bday merch that should be coming in a couple of weeks. shilltare has to wait until I buy the rest of July's merch at the very least.

>>52441424
I haven't gotten mine yet. Fuck you.

>>52441330
i need my smexy little eye wrinkle please please please i need my oji wrinkle that makes him extra vulnerable

Sometimes I wish I lived in Japan just because of the damn shipping times. But on the upside, it forced me to be a bit more creative and thoughtful with my plans for a Magni shrine which I may or may not nut on

>>52441482
he said he'll be slightly aged up...i believe in the vulnerable pathetic ojisan dream...

>>52441330
pako please give Vesper a cane
pako please give Vesper a cane
pako please give Vesper a cane
pako please give Vesper a cane
pako please give Vesper a cane
pako please give Vesper a cane

>>52441482
Do people really think the shadow under his eyes is a wrinkle? I've also seen people saying it's aegyo sal?
It's just a shadow where the eye socket/ball is. The skin there is thinner, so it dips then follows the curve of the eyeball back our, creating a shadow. Also creates the impression of a gaunt face, which is where they were going with Vesper.

Should this pic be used for next bake? I don't wanna bake on my phone reeeeeee but I will if I must