/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Who cares

>>52378573
Ok I'll subscribe, send links

>>52378573
no

That's fine OP, but why are you telling us that?

>>52378573
>anon doesn't like it when the women they were calling a slut two weeks ago embraces it and starts calling themselves a slut

>>52378672
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN
https://www.twitch.tv/marimari_en
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG5vZgELi3on_pksaLrIoxw

>>52378573
Disgusting whore.

it's pretty funny. i will subscribe and support. i love women who love sex

>>52378573
I have no idea who she is, but I just subbed to her out of spite.

>>52380986
>calling themselves a slut
Of course you're one of those they/them creatures.

Gangbang with Mari Mari!

>>52381632
You just got played bruh
You fell for the oldest trick in reverse psychology 101
...or did you?? Maybe this is the REAL reverse psychology attack right here. You'll never know now.

>>52378573
she fangirls pippa, what did you expect.

>sex obsessed board makes sex jokes about her
>she makes fun of sex joke
>noooooo

>>52378573
She's getting annoyed by her own "joke"? Maybe she should have thought about what she was doing before she did it. Cry me a river.

>>52381550
Whores get paid for it. She is just a bitch.

this is the same girl who "accidentally" said it with the hard R

>popular japanese indie calls herself chat's onahole out of the blue during a normal stream and starts teasing her viewers about doing semen wringing R18 audio works on fantia
>nobody cares
>random 2view english indie mentions a sex meme /vt/ has been spamming for a month straight
>omg becky have you seen this girl on malaysian /vt/ memes, what a whore

>>52378573
All she needs is a lewd outfit

>>52378573
I don't watch her but she showed up in a wholesome small indie's chat the other day and I was so surprised. I really don't like Marimari's stream, but I didn't say anything because I felt like she's had it rough the past few weeks judging by all the garbage on here.

>>52384843
Despite all their attempts to seem scary and mean even the worst of VT can barely drudge up an ounce of the vitriol Twitter can, she's handled worse with plenty of grace so I was never really worried about her.

>>52384575
You have to realize that 95% of this board only watches like two HoloENs and spends the rest of their time scouring the catalog and Twitter for shitposting purposes. You really think there's a chance they watch Japanese vtubers? Not unless YT recommends a translated and edited Holo clip to them. Other than that Japanese vtubers don't even exist here, hell, non-holo English vtubers barely do.

>>52385126
She's had ex boyfriends and fucks so regularly this is why we have this 5 guys meme in the first place. Countless men have used her as a warm fucktoy while you sit there like a cuck, defending her online, receiving nothing.

>>52385330
And you just posted Fauna
LOL

>>52381636

God damn you people have been utterly mindfucked by that.

>>52378573
ok but what's the clip?

>>52378573
5 guys

>>52385401
I posted a smug tubah, I'll never simp and spend my days defending ed, edd and eddy's gf online like you do for a used con whore, cuck. Here's another :)

>>52381636
PLEASE step away from the internet you mindfucked goblin.

>>52385537
So why are you obsessing over the virginity of anime girls again?

OP is mad because he never accomplished his epic meme on this board and will forever be known for nothing

>>52381636
It's a perfectly normal (if a bit clumsy) grammatical construction, you brain-poisoned moron.

Also she seems cool, I'll look her up.

>>52384575
>popular Japanese seiyuu gets caught fucking everyone in her band except the bassist (because he turned her down)
>otaku go ballistic and hate her
Wow.

Mari has been playing this very well, she learned from last year. Thanks for the free advertisement

>>52378573
Sounds like vtuber fans

I bet Mari would love being creampied by me

>>52381636
Nigger he's talking about multiple women. Of course he's gonna use a plural pronoun.

Did your retarded ass fail English class?

>>52381636
You have a mental disability and need to turn off your internet.

>>52381632
>Subs out of spite but doesn’t watch her hurting her channel more
Yea you’re definitely winning

>>52385724
What happened cuck? It was funny a minute ago you thought you found a fellow cuck now you're crying 'don't mention she's not a virgin that's really not cool bro' kek.

>>52386199
Only if you use the cum of 5 other guys as lube.

>>52386709
This is what internet brain rot looks like.

>>52381636
Of course it is. Normal people don't call themselves a slut or whore.

>>52386042
Who?

>>52386042
what was she supposed to do, rape the bassist?

>>52378573
>please 5guys I'll have sex with you too please watch me
No.

>>52388195
Why not? that's the only reason anybody watched vtubers

>>52378573
Funny seeing anons seething after she turned a ridiculous rrat into free publicity and memes.
Maybe she'll hate being associated with "5 Guys" in the future but right now she's just leveraging it into more interactions. One of the best ways to handle shit like this.

>>52388307
I am not watching a talking vagina. Get a personality that isn't you being a whore

>>52381723
>She offers PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>I follow
pretty ez

>>52387867
You must never heard of the legendary Aya Hirano

>>52388406
Yea you are. It's all you're watching.

>>52388365
I’m just doing my part to make the fact she had sex with 5 guys at once a permanent albatross, like wontons.

What did she say?

>>52389145
>W-What di...nngggh~
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>s-she... AHN!
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
SHUT UP BITCH!!!
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
PREGNANT
>What did she saggghhnnnn~~
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT
PLAP PLAP PLAP SPLURRRT SPLUUUURTTTTT SPLUUUUUURRRRRRTTTTT

>>52387867
Lurk for 5 years

>>52385410
>>52385609
>>52385746
>>52386314
>>52388365
>>52386251
>>52386964
>>52385724
>>52385163
>>52380986
>>52384575
Unironic roasties and whores in this thread seething ITT

>>52390746
We love whores here, go watch your prude oshi who will literally never ever give you a handy at a con.

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52388768
Wonton girl seems to be doing pretty well nowadays. Shows if you can just roll with it, shit won't stick anyways

>>52378573
why is she acting like she invented the plap plap pasta?

>>52378573
>haha i said le ebin fanni meymey. i'm so heckin' quirky and ironic. pls notice me.

>>52389366
This, but unironically.

>>52390919
>we
talk for yourself you coomer cuck faggot, you will hear the lewd noises and whoring behavior on stream but you will never fuck them. All you can do is fap alone in your room as some voyeuristic retard and regretting your life choices after emptying your bank account superchatting them condom money.

>>52391587
We're not using condoms at AX.

>>52391617
that's how your oshi becomes gura, do you really want that

>>52378573
I'm just magically supposed to know what is said in that clip?

Joe Biden
Hoes ride em
He slips up and down like an old violin,
Fuck em, he’s got all of

>>52381636
>this caused more seethe than calling the literal who a slut
the absolute state of /vt/

>>52386042
PPH...

>>52378573
Buy another ad, retard

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

five guy burgers and fries thread

>>52386042
>except the bassist
>(because he turned her down)
This part I didn't know. I thought it was just another common bassist blunder.

>>52391422
She did

I don't see the issue. it's just that plap meme.

>>52378573
I thought she was a lesbian

What was the clip

>>52395582
All women naturally desire penetrative stimulation

Sex with marimari.

>>52395582
If she was, she talks about penis an awful lot for a woman whose sexuality is defined by not liking it.
She's ambiguously "gay" and dropped the LGBTQ+ tag on twitch for GOATSE

>>52395726
What Queue position are you? I got #11

>>52395755
She lives in a society where all anyone talks about it cock. You can hardly blame her.

>>52395755
>>52395794
I figured she did it cause "dicks=funny". I distinctly remember in one pokemon stream (I think white/black nuzlocke?) she said she didn't like penis. I don't watch her often because of schedule.

Gang sex with marimari!

>>52395582
She's white woman bi

>>52395930
Anytime a vtuber claims to be lesbian, you should ask 'cui bono (who benefits)?'. If the result of this claim ingratiates her to her audience, you should hold it to be a lie for now.

>>52378573
I can't imagine this hurt her numbers at all, or that many of her viewers even know about it. I unfollowed because it's distasteful and she always claimed to be a lesbian. Pretty brazen of her to put up that 5 guys banner ad.

>>52395930
>she said she didn't like penis
There's 5 people and her loose lipped friend that would say "All evidence to the contrary"

>>52385609
woman dialogue pattern detected

>>52386042
More like bassedist

>>52396596
>she always claimed to be a lesbian
lol she publicly has a bf.

>>52396596
I don't think she ever claimed to be lesbian, certainly not seriously. But it's not like you ever really watched her anyway

>>52397426
Anon, the Maricord denies his existence

>>52397426
She said on stream that she is flat chested and no man every appreciated her body and now only girls get to feel up her flat chest. I remember. I was watching.

>>52378573
This is pretty much why she has zero mentions on /vt/ other than joe biden last year and 5 guys. Her whole shtick is acting like a low functioning autist.

>>52397684
Shut the fuck up moron, shit for brains who talks about things he knows nothing of. Kill yourself.
then see >>52397720

>97 replies bait thread
my handsome boy is inclining

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52397794
I'm sorry you don't understand jokes anon, life must be very dull and uninteresting for you, I hope you can make a full recovery soon

>There are people who unironically think Mari telling her friend on multiple occasions to text her with plenty of time for "notice", is just her being worried and cautious

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE
BZZ BEST SET
VOLVO PLS GIFF GOOD POSTURE

>>52395582
There is not a women on this Earth that can resist the dick. Prove me wrong.

>>52398337
I'm sure I can find plenty of women who would not only resist your dick but be actively repulsed by it anon

>>52378573
Oh nice, is this the /5guys/ i've been hearing about?

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52397921
she's a lying bitch that's what

>>52399803
Amazing job anon, you’ve described every vtuber ever

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

subscribe to marimari_en

NOW!!!

Imagine Marimari straddling you. Readying your cock to her entrance but then the load of multiple anons drips down from her orifice coating your shlong in anticipation for her ride haha.

>>52381636
>literally using they and them in the plural sense
fags live rent free in your brain holy shit

>>52401289
>the load of multiple anons drips down from her orifice
This is why I don't see the appeal of gangbangs, they're objectively pretty gay.

>>52391587
The only one seething in this thread is you.

>>52401289
Disgusting.

>>52400182

I'll be 6th, sure why not

>>52378573
>getting this mindbroken because some 2view had a con orgy
Move on already

>>52401847
Nice shot

>>52386811
I'll just have to cum 5 times
I got this shit

>>52397704
But she and he were open about it.
As open as their relationship and her legs.

>>52396330
Sometimes it seems like lesbo vtubers like Polka are less outlandish about it.

>>52395370
It doesn’t usually get brought up because it adds to the story length and makes it less funny. She tried to fuck the bassist too, but he turned her down because he already had a girlfriend and didn’t want to cheat.

>>52391368
Yeah but her and her fans still get mocked for it. I don’t even remember either of her names, but just knowing she is the wonton girl is enough to talk about her with others easily.

>>52401847
ill think about it

Is this the new /5guys/ stealth thread?
Where should I go if I want to be in a orgy at Anime expo?

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52403802
Mari
All tier 3 subs get a free blowjob at the next offkai
If you want the ass you have to donate extra though

>>52378573
I think the real joke here might be OP

>>52384190
That was based tho. This is not.

>>52384575
>One joke involves chuuba having e-sex with her viewers.
>The other joke involves chuuba having IRL sex with other men.
Yeah these two are totally the same.

>>52380683
GOLEM

>>52403443
>less outlandish about it
That's the norm, but viewers are idiots when it comes to the subject. An actual lesbian isn't going to make huge deal out of it, and they aren't going to casually flirt with other girls on stream because they actually consider the implications. It's why Polka told Lamy to back-off after ShishiLamy started, and it's why she told Marine to stop flirting with Shion if she wasn't serious, because someone's feelings were going to get hurt.

>>52378573
HAHA PLAP PLAP SHE SAID THE MEME GUYS SHE SAID IT!!!!!!! SHE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH :DDD

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52381636
10/10 bait kek

>>52389366
basado

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52380986
unironically yes, I will now call her a prude until the cycle repeats or she graduates

Mari update…
https://twitter.com/marimari_en/status/1674591111376146433?s=46&t=nMqaVWH0sVMtIcMkp-O-Sw

>>52380683
Golem get ye gone

>>52381632
>proceeds to not watch her at all
Really owning people huh

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52409465
Getting gangbanged has become her entire personality

>>52410515
A great meme fell into her lap, she’d be dumb not to capitalize on it.

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52381636
Tranny derangement syndrome is real.

>>52409465
Wow sisters, she's really making the most out of a bad situation, amiriright?
She gets to eat the cake and keep it too

>>52409465
based

>>52378573
Oh wow she's a /here/tuber

>>52412549
only since the "incident"

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52409465
Wow

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52405790
Yup. Polka really is great.

>>52380683
OH FUCK
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52381632
she's lots of fun, you should watch her

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52384575
>popular japanese indie
WHO?

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52403576
b-basedist!?

>>52384575
sex joke with fanbase wull al ays nebeffine

>>52378573
So what's the clip? Do you expect me to contribute to this discussion of a literal who with no context?

>>52381636
Learn English.

>>52380683

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52378573
Proof?

>>52395755
>she talks about penis an awful lot for a woman whose sexuality is defined by not liking it
May I introduce you to Sigmund Freud

>>52378573
i dont know if this coordinated shill or just usual dramanigger wanting to shit up the board

>>52395856
I don't, but all the women are huge sluts now.

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52378573
She totally dig get gang banged, and I feel weird whenever I see her.

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52405790
>she told Marine to stop flirting with Shion if she wasn't serious, because someone's feelings were going to get hurt.
Dykes deserve to have their feelings hurt.

>>52426073
I have a weird tightness in my pants if you know what I mean.

>>52380683
I haven't followed Dota2 for like a decade now. Is GoDz still a thing or did he get outed as a sex pest. All I ever hear about that scene is the community eating themselves alive because some autist acted like an autist or everyone clapping about one of the worst casters around wearing a dress to a major event.

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52378573
She is so funny

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52378573
trying too hard, discord roastie.

>>52390746
yes, they also made all your threads...

>>52378573
You just know she is going to get a sluttier avatar in the future.

>>52381636
>the actual plural usage of they/them now triggers tranny-obsessed faggots on 4chan
Holy shit, lmao

>>52397426
The fact he was at offkai and posted in /wvt/ laughing about this situation tells me all I need to know about the veracity of this rrat.
Good on her for leveraging it considering it's not even true.

>>52381636
Singular "they" has been used in English since the 14th century you idiot

>>52381869
this is like 90 percent of what happens on /vt/
>watches vtuber
>"Hahaha sex! Sex is the joke sex!"
>vtuber notices jokes
>"haha guys sex"
>NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO WHAT A SLUT SEX IS THE JOKE?

>>52380683
>GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52434340
>>52381869
fantasising about fucking the pure girl stops being fun when shes not pure anymore who would have guessed

>>52434340
True, but i mostly blame autistic uniorns

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52386042
That’s what happens when you choose fleecing desperate virgin men as a career and you don’t live up to the fantasies that keep the grift going, yes.

>>52437887
Who do you think this post is talking about? Because the person it's talking about has nothing to do with vtubing or "fleecing deperate virgin men as a career."

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE
(I'm doggo immunized tho)

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

*turns camera towards typical vtuber fan
"PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT SHOW FEET MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY IMAGINE THE SMELL SAY ARA ARA ARE WE FRWENDS DO LESBIAN THINGS"
The whole fanbase is fucked and has been for years. You can't blame someone for trying to make some money in this shitty environment. It beats stocking shelves at a market.

>>52410515
Just like saying nigger was last year
She just knows how to milk the drama

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52434269
Whil true, it's worse than that, he didn't even use singular they, it's plural.

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

I regret creating this thread.
I just made some quick bait to bring some more clicks and potential subs to Mari but everyone's just posting that GOLEM crap, nobody cares to watch her streams and her ccv keeps declining.
I'm sorry Mari, I failed you.

>>52440688
MARI MARI SEXO PLAP PLAP PLAP

Why did hina do it? I thought she was her friend.

>>52398021
Being worried and cautious about what?

>>52441069
She was obviously jealous because all the sweaty weeb incels flocked to Mari at Offkai and nobody joined Hina's orgy. A woman offers free sex at a con and nobody shows up, can you imagine how livid she must have been?

>>52378573
So did she confessed getting railed by 5 dudes or was she getting high out of her mind, potentially ending up getting railed by 5 dudes?

>>52381636
>This bait caused the actual thread seething

>>52378573
>The joke is sex!
good joke

>>52442540
She definitely fucked 5 guys and I'm pissed I wasn't the 6th
Life isn't fair bros!

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52444039
Anon doesn't get it

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52387585
I don't know man, all I read from your reply is 'I am a giant faggot, please rape my face', so perhaps it's not that out there.

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Your daily reminder that all /wvt/ubers that are popular, such as MariMari, originated on /trash/. As all whore pics come from that garbage dump, all western vtubers are to be assumed whores until proven otherwise.

Sex is awesome, guys want to have orgies so why can't a girl want to have an orgy?

>>52384575
>malaysian /vt/ memes
Why is my cunt always getting called out lately? Is the name really that exotic?

>>52380683
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>52450293
i miss this model so bad

>>52441174
The story they've settled on is that Hina has social anxiety and Mari just didn't want her to suddenly walk into a room with five other people in it. Walking around a crowded convention alone while doing drugs is apparently less anxiety triggering than seeing some other people hanging out in your hotel room.

>>52453019
Hina wasn’t walking around the convention I don’t think. She was coming back from another hotel room, at least that’s what it sounded like when she told the story.

The percentage of people who haven’t had sex on this board has to be greater than 75%