/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura is peak GFE

My infant-wife

>>52337993
They're all GFE. Some are just crappy or abusive GFE.

>>52338016
>ignores you for months

>>52338016
>GFE
More like
Gone For Eternity

wawa

>>52337993
do you guys rele belieb it when a vtuber says she loves you? she has never seen you before, she is speaking to multiple other people in chat, and probably has a boyfriend.

not trying to sounds condescending but i want to be upfront about it, do you genuinely think they ‘love’ you?

>>52337993
Porn vtuber

>>52338543
Anon this board is filled with delusional trannies and subhuman SEA troglodytes...what do you think?

Noel's roommate's fat tits.

>>52338543
Love can't be defined

>>52338543
The parasocial experience goes both ways. This has been confirmed for a long time. It's just a matter of finding one that you can trust, that won't betray you. Not too different from actual relationships in that respect.

Pippa is the best GFE.

None of them because im to old for that shit.
I want something real, not someone whispering bullshit into my ears.

>>52337993
forsen

>>52337993
Lua because her voice is great and she loves doing it

>>52338974
I love getting cucked by my girlfriend

>>52338881
It’s also not too different from falling in love with whores and actresses with a penchant for promiscuity

>>52339026
that means you're too young for this.
>Still not used to and jaded by the real thing
>Still glamourize lies like "love" and "real tuch"
One day you'll see that the delusion is the better deal.

>>52338543
My vtuber oshi is literally my IRL friend.

>>52338881
By definition parasocial only goes one way, if it goes both ways its not parasocial anymore, you can say we're both parasocial about each other but that's 2 roads in one way not a single road going both ways.

Irina Kumai

>>52338543
only if there small they can love you like friends but that it

>>52338543
>do you guys rele belieb it when a vtuber says she loves you?
This is irrelevant for GFE, even if she never says "I love you", you can still have a girlfriend experience, you just imagine this part and enjoy her daily companionship.

>>52337993
Anon GFE threads never work they attract too many sisters

>>52338543
Nene is actually enough of an outcast weirdo to genuinely love her fans

>>52339771
hell yeah

>>52337993
Not the brownsagi's sock puppet

She is technically IWE, but that makes no difference in the context of this thread.

>>52338543
I miss my evil Chinese oshi Artia, she was the best

She's perfect

I never really could get into GFE at all. When a chuuba starts trying to get all personal it just makes me feel like I'm being taken advantage of. I find myself more attatched to a vtuber the less GFE they do because it just feels more genuine for some reason

None, because I'm not a depraved schizo

All of them.
They're all my girlfriend.

>>52338057
Our wifes should collab.

>>52337993
Nene is my wife.

>>52339536
I don't see why two one-way-roads can't be real love, just like a single road is

after all this time i just dont get "GFE" i watch chuubas you all say are "GFE" still i dont feel like shes acting like a gf, am i missing something?

>>52340998
GFE can‘t ever be genuine that‘s why
„I love you“ is obviously bullshit when speaking to hundreds of viewers

>>52341269
You need to watch the ones that aren't pandering but are parasocial to their fans like mumei or kiara

>>52337993
None, I don't like women playing with my feelings.

>>52341484
>kiara
she's my second favorite holoen just behind Fauna, and i still dont get the parasocial thing

I watch Shondo, but I would really love her if she talked like a normal human being. She could be the EN Rushia, but she chooses to be that 4th gen 2 view baby vtuber

>>52341139
I do sometimes wish it wasn't so difficult to get my autistic baby to collab more

>>52340678
trans rights, amirite? Shondo is as much gfe as your friend who talks about all the wealthy men she is courting.

>>52342202
Both of them constantly vent about their personal problems and what they did that day

>>52338440
Just like my ex!

>>52342750
i guess i kinda get it? when they do that i dont pay attention since i dont care about them besides streaming... would i be a bad bf?

>>52342276
She is a 4view you retarded tasteless nigger

>>52339709
(me) that’s exactly how i watch GFE, but i don’t understand how people think they have full dedicated relationships with the vtuber

>>52343188
I care but I struggle to pay attention

>>52339026
>I want something real
>which is why I watch the VIRTUAL women

>>52340678
>mod bf

>>52337993
I don't, Even the ultimate GFE master seductress can't convince me when they are saying the same thing to a 100 other guys at the same time, the illusion is instantly broken.

>>52344433
You are 3 years late.

None, I'm all about that Little Sister Experience

Kaela make noises like my mom, so her

accidental GFE is best in life.

>>52337993
None. My 2view oshi is so schizophrenic she can't be a GFE chuuba.

>>52338496
KEK

>>52339771
>convention slut
>outcast weirdo
I feel sorry for people delusional enough to believe in GFE.

>>52342615
trans rights? wat?

>>52345844
> Ami
> Accidental
Anon, I......

>>52348054
I don't think she ever went into vtubing to be GFE. Now she's all in.

>>52338543
It's all kayfabe, anon. I think we all realize this. The opposite side of the spectrum are male collabing whores who flirts with guys on stream while you're the 3rd wheel. GFEtubers are the better option in that respect.

>>52337993
She's genki, silly, naive, friendly, fun loving and innocent. But she's also a very mature, down to earth, earnest and simple hag. We have perfect compatibility in childhood nostalgic things and experiences, with the same games, shows, even the same candies.
She's absurdly relatable.
I know she has to have some kayfabe but I don't know where it starts and where it ends, she just seems to be herself without trying to put any act.
Her tits are just the cherry on top, the character's are big and from all evidence it seems credible that irl they are too, she's completely comfortable and familiar looking like that, aware it's part of her appeal and not downplaying it but not showing it off either which just enhances how real she seems in general.
She's also the overworked tired hag type which is also very cute and relatable.
She isn't overly parasocial and cheesy towards her fans, she's not like a desperate young girl begging for attention, but she does treat her fans very well all the time, provides nice art of herself, gives out kisses often, she's very sweet and kind.
Her content can be all over the place, from games to zatsu to some creative stuff, lack of time and energy really limits her potential but I really appreciate when she can dedicate some time to us and give us a very special stream.
I love my hag pon wolf wife.

>>52346512
Proof next thread?

The best GFE are the ones that are as lonely and miserable as you are, because then it's at least partially authentic. Kiara and Michael Cat are good examples.
I wonder why Kiara can't get laid. She's not a bad looking girl and she doesn't strike me as socially awkward. Does she have an ugly butthole?

>>52352194
>I wonder why Kiara can't get laid.
I have babymaking sex with her every night.

>>52338881
>The parasocial experience goes both ways
I fucking hate you twitter faggots so much, go back and never post here again

>>52352067
if you watched her you'd know that her roommate gets posted every thread

>>52337993
>leader of her company
>loves her audience
>hates frauds
>hated by roasties
>hated by roastie simps
Nene is truly the best

>>52352465
You can't trust gooks. She was born with a desire to be duplicitous.

>Enter thread
>No Miori Posted
>close thread

>>52352563
Had it not been for the laws of this board I would have your ratts slaugthered

>>52352404
Fuck off newfag

>>52352455
So no proof
Thanks

>>52353298
Girlfriend is gone, brother. You need to let go.

>>52352563
she's white though

>>52339026
hello fireholder

>>52337993
i got banned from her chat for asking to sniff her feet, gfe my left nut.

>>52341272
Some of them imagine chat amalgamated as a single person that theyre personally intimate with

>>52343188
>i dont pay attention since i dont care
Thats literally the one thing a girl wants most in her boyfriend kek

>>52355557
yep, what i said i cannot be in a relationship since i cannot care about the other person, i only care about sex and maybe hang out. Seems im just too autistic for GFE

>>52337993
None. I tried Miori but got really uncomfortable and I'm taking a break from wawa

>>52338016
I dream every night of Gura pegging me like a rabid dog.

>>52356742
Sounds more like depression than autism. I used to be the same way.

>>52357509
if that's the case damn, i must be depressed since forever

>>52337993
I would just reply "no, you don't", to see how she reacts.

>>52352194
I only watched kiara around her debut but I got the impression she didn't really like men at all. Her viewers being the exception as they are just words on a screen.

>>52354833
Seemed like a hafu situation going on.

>>52360539
no, she just lived in japan for her "entertainment" job

>>52337993
Picrel also posted some comments in the livechat saying she loves us.

>>52352194
>Michael Cat
>Miserable
Seriously? She's a multimillionaire who used to date top-tier singer, and still has hoards of simps within her grip to pay hefty passive income.
She made so many retarded decisions in a row and still somehow got her ass saved by her powerful friend with a saviour complex.
She might be pathological, but no way pathetic.
I don't see how people can stil enjoy her, and relate to her, unless they themselves are some kind of retired and wasted hollywood star.

>>52360842
Pekora seems like the perfect tomboy neet gf unironically

>>52340804
Does he know?

>>52346512
Yes, MY convention slut

>>52342615
She made a point to play Hogwart's Legacy at the height of the controversy around it. Just because she gave a basic bitch libertarian response a while back doesn't mean she subscribes to all the shit they push.

>>52338543
Fuck off, Artia. Just because being an emotionless traitor comes naturally to you doesn't mean literally every girl in the world is as heartless as you.

>>52337993
I don't watch GFE vtubers. Or, I might, but I wouldn't know, because I am both too autistic and too depressed to register what positive affirmation and affection might feel like.

>>52339273
Most people are into Nene. But for me it has always been Lua. She is just perfect in every way.

>>52344500
Anon if you can't fade the chat away it's ironically a skill issue on your part. It's literally like you're saying that you're unable to focus on a single conversation partner while you're in a group conversation. Or that a person can't see a group as a singer thing with whoever they talk to at any particular to as the current avatar of that entity

>>52339412
Give me a name so I can cuck you

>>52366687
gura

>>52337993
None, I have a wife and her sister for that.

>>52337993
all

>>52367209
>and her sister
based

>>52365882
What's the silica gel for?

Froot Apricot

>>52338496
jej

>>52337993
I watch foreign GFE in languages I don't understand. The tone still conveys the intended meaning, and sometimes they say "I love you" in english anyway, though it's rare.
There are numerous benefits to this method:
Where an english-speaking GFEtuber might say something cringe that takes me out of the experience, when I don't understand what they're saying this isn't a problem.
If they are involved in drama, it won't be mentioned on this EOP board, among english-speaking fans like me, which means I won't learn about it and can continue to enjoy them in peace.
If I speak up in chat or in comments, I stand out from the crowd communicating with my GFEtuber natively, easily securing me preferential treatment provided I have the mindfulness not to overdo it.

>>52369241
Okay, anon.
We don't want the REAL gf/wife experience when you go away for business for awhile and she fucks like 5 other guys.

>>52337993
nazuna, she is my wife

>>52369888
based

Unironically mori.
But you have to actually watch her

>>52372032
You love it when she braps on the mic,bhuh?

>>52375672
Hahah you’re funny anon. Get new material you tell horse jokes now

>>52338543
these aren't women they are succubi, they feed off the money, emotions and vibes of their orbiters

rather than love, i think they get addicted to it

>>52338496
kek

>>52340678
Shondo life.
I hope she will meet up again with that angry fox lady Tenma.

>>52337993
Kronii, because she does it unintentionally to the point where it just feels so natural.