/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5231880
I cant choose anyone because i dont wanna submit them to the horror that is my life even for a day

>>5231975
would be funny to realize that their life is more horror than yours and you gave them one day relief...

>>5232010
I didnt consider the possibility. How am i supposed to feel now

>>5231880
Sora, just to find out how tight she really is

>>5231880
>switch with gura
>knowing that she will wake up confused, one of her first priorities will most likely be to check her social media outlets like discord and twitter
>because i never log out of discord, my account will be open for her to use
>send a discord invite to my oshi, still stuck in my body
>promise her she'll have her body back if she marries me
>if she refuses, i'll ruin her image on stream
>assuming she accepts, i stream in her place and pull off my best impression of her while she's giving me tips on discord
>set up marriage plans so she can't back out
>wait for the next day when we switch back
>now officially married to gawr gura of hololive english

Matsuri, because I could grope as many chuubas as possible and nobody would even notice the difference. Also she'd take decent care of my body because she'd be too busy jacking off to do any harm.

>>5231880
Switch with Kiara and realize the final yab to the world.

>>5231880
>switch with haachama
>do a void stream so I don't have to talk
>add all my accounts to her friends so I can teach her time management and also the obligatory grooming

>leave a note on my end explaining the situation
>swap with Ina
>make a tweet cancelling any streams if there are any that day
>sleep and relax all day

>>5232176
Divorce speedrun

>>5233301
Absolute monster, don't want to see you again

>>5233301
And now kiara is making fun of Ina for canceling her streams. You make her lose the fight to 2M

>Take my meds, smoke a fucking fat one
>Leave a note apologizing for the filth, with instructions on how to fire up the AVR/projector/SNES-Mini-with-full-US-JP-EU-libraries/N64/GameCube/Xbox-with-Game-Pass/PC-Login/Switch/etc. and a number for good pizza with pepeloni and $40 USD
>doog wakes up confused as fuck on my couch
>Call Okayu and tell her to come over because I want to fall asleep listening to her voice before this ends
>Figure out OBS and Live2D
>Start an English only Mario Kart 8 endurance stream
>200cc
>Play as Isabelle
>Pick GLA+GLA Tires
>"I am Mercedes-Benz, happy now?"
>People expect "ha-ha funny dog can't drive"
>Keep the easy-mode antenna on so they suspect nothing
>Turn on tilt controls for added tilt
>Wreck everyone's shit
>Continuously
>For like 8 hours
>"GO TO SLEP KORONE IT'S NOT HEALTHY"
>"How about you go to fuck yourself? Hahahahahahaha! Happy dog!"
>Change image of listener-san to an "0 GSP" screenshot
>End stream
>Add myself as friend, call "myself", start Smash
>Tell Doog to join
>Guerilla Smash stream begins
>2v2 lobby
>Play as Isabelle
>Wreck everyone's shit
That would be the sensible, enjoyable thing to do. Real talk, I'd swap with Marine just to see...

>>5237385
>Mario Kart 8
Leaving the "Deluxe" out was not a typo, the chaos must be maximized. If she doesn't have one, I'll probably get run over or kidnapped trying to figure out how to buy one unless I magically understand 20 times as much nihongo and can actually read moonrunes.

Good thread, easy content for writer anons to snatch later. Keep on greentexting fags

>clipperfag
dropped

>>5231934
Based

>switch with kiara
>set up appointment with physical therapist and also actual therapist
>leave sticky note with the date, time, and location
>play with her pet cats for a little bit
>swap back

>>5243828

>>5231880
monke

>>5231880
To learn the truth and let the world know what happened to her.
>inb4 she's dead for real and swapping bodies literally kills me too

>>5249608
>Hey Gyari, I forgot why you fired me, can you go over it in detail again?

>>5233301
>you'll have to do one stream as her