/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>tolerate f*males
not real cbdct

I love my cute and perfect demon husband, who will be streaming this week! I hope I won't miss too many of them because of work. Even then, I can always catch the VOD. I'm very lucky and thankful to have him as my oshi. He has his down moments but to be honest, everyone does. I may have my doubts sometimes but in the end he pulls through on making me smile. I will continue to cherish and appreciate him while he is here.

Thank you for the thread!

Thanks for the thread!
Bossu love and sex!
https://twitter.com/momiage_40/status/1673366249479495680

I love my cute wife (male) (son)!! He doesn’t know about omega verse! I want him to be an omega! Also, my 3D merch of him is coming home today!! I really want the acrylic stand?

>>52185260
Not too different from Ollie.

Thanks for the thread! I love my workaholic Italian husband, Aruran! I found the granola stream oddly funny and cute. I’ve been having so much fun watching him lately and i’m super grateful. First the Pineapple On Pizza stream, then some mocopi streams that were enjoyable, him being drunk during a horror game, and now that sorting granola stream. I’m glad that he seems to be enjoying himself rather than finding things to fill up his schedule.

CUTE BOYS LOVE!

>>52188637

I love the badass art my oshi gets.

I love bossu!!

i like kanae.

>>52193206
He's so cracked at FPS yet he's so adorable. I remember in the KZH Cup when he offered Milord an outfit. That was such a sweet and cute moment.

I guess the board will be going fast today......again.....*sigh*

for non-boy reasons i will now stop taking my meds and start making it everyone's problem
from now on it's time to think about yu q. wilson and his cute shota cock and balls.

>>52194793
Cute shota cock LOVE!
https://files.catbox.moe/qon0ao.jpg

>>52194958
free hole and soft boy chest too!!! the more menhera i get the more i win. thank you for this blessing.

>>52195337
Thanks! I wish I had meds. Sometimes the bad thoughts I have are overwhelming and can start making me cry for no reason. Sometimes it's my period, sometimes it comes outta nowhere. For now, all I have for the cure is just cute boys being cute.

My sacred black chuuba

>>52195503
if you can get some eventually and they work that'd be great! like you said, for now take comfort in the boys (and their continued shotafication)

>>52196204
Maybe when I can afford them, unfortunately I'm a burger. It would be nice to get better but hearing cute boy laughs is my only medicine.

>>52197093
>unfortunately I'm a burger
My condolences

>>52197324
Well hey, at least our burgers are delicious!

>>52197479
I've heard that American food tastes like cardboard.

>>52197591
cardboard and artificial sweeteners. taste the new shota, not the merican food

>>52197591
That’s Californian food

>>52197591
Only the garbage from corpos. I almost only buy local foods and from small places/markets now. If I'm ever craving a large company burger I go to Burger King. Or Five Guys, they're expensive but really good.

>>5219794
I've also heard that real veggies and other natural products are really expensive meanwhile canned and fast food is in like 1 dollar.

>>52197942
>Burger King
Something is definitely wrong with you …..

>>52198283
Listen okay their Whoppers are good and actually fill me up unlike other burgers. I can actually taste the condiments on there unlike burgers from other places where they put only one squirt on there leaving it a dry disaster that I would end up choking on harder than my oshi's dick.

>>52198283
Burger King > McDonalds

Vanta sounds very similar to a person I regularly consoom NSFW audios from that it’s freaking me out. And it’s not regular “ASMR Yandere kidnaps and has his way with you” stuff but genuine porn. It’s obviously not him because he still posts but I can’t listen to his streams without thinking about those audios….

>>52197942
even mcdonalds is better than burger king wtf...

>>52198408
Mentally
>>52198438
Deranged.
Burger King is revolting. One of their menu items landed me in the hospital.

>>52198619
Okay now (You)re the crazy one here! McDonald's fries are so basic and shitty. They pump it full of so many chemicals and for what? It's just potato sticks and salt. Why does it take so long for it to decompose? Don't even get me started on their burgers. McDonald's burgers are so tiny you'd need two to actually feel full. And that's saying something because nothing in those burgers is natural so it should fill you up faster and yet

>>52198638
Skill issue, last year I got Burger King every Sunday with extra pickles as a reward for myself having the next 3 days off from work and I was so satisfied every time. Could just be an issue with that location though....

>>52198911
youre completely right about McDonald's but fuck how is burger king even better with their crusty ass dry bread and their artificial kraft cheese and their dry overcooked dry patties and the awful aftertaste in your mouth and on top of that it's way too pricey for a mediocre Whopper

i love fuma
burger king > mcdonalds

BETTEL LOVE!!!!!!!!

>>52199897
I'll agree on the price being pretty high but their buns being dry? I never experienced this. I think you just had a bad experience at a bad location. All the ones I've been to were fine. I also get bacon on mine and it's pretty good.

>>52200062
BASED BASED BASED

New adorable merchandise of your oshi has been released and it’s for free, but you have to eat your least favorite food in one sitting, no time limit, and someone has to watch you eat said food in order to get the merchandise. Would you do it?

I would but I hope that person watching me gets comfortable, cause it’s going to take me at least a day for me to finish a bowl of chili beans.

>>52200212
Absolutely. I'll just put some sauce on it. Doesn't say you can't put anything on your least favorite food to cover up the nastiness.

fatties

>>52188637
Still won't tolerate her.

Thank you for the thread! Cute boys love! Ike love! I love my husband and soulmate!!

>>52200212
No questions asked, I don't care what it is or even if it makes me throw up I'm eating it kek. I would die for this JP only gacha merch of my oshi already, gonna be a pain to get it but I will!

I have no idea what my least favourite food would actually be though... does it have to be something you've eaten? I probably wouldn't like bugs but I've never eaten them

>>52203112 (me)
also, burger king > mcdonalds

leader's dick>>>>>that bosnian kebab restaurant I went to a few months ago>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>burger king>mcdonalds>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kfc

I love my paripi boyfriend!

The migraine has not left me yet! But I will just look at Ganchan nui and everything will be OK! I didn't sleep well and I have work to get through, so even though the PUBG customs start super early, I may end up sleeping to it. Sleeping with Uproar noise is like my special skill or something kek I love them so much... I love Ganchan more than anything!

Hope you're doing well, anons!

>>52203196
BASED, BURGER KING STACIES RUN THIS THREAD

>>52200212
>>52200570
>>52203112
Ok i’m going to add a bit more rules
>Your least favorite dish has to be something you’ve already eaten and the amount you have to eat has to be like dinner proportions
>You can add stuff to the dish such as sauces or small things such as green onions if it helps, but you can’t order side dishes or other main dishes. You just have the least favorite food and condiments on the side
>If you throw up, it’s considered a forfeit and they will not give you the merch

re: Burger King vs Maccies
BK is good because I'm a slut for bacon double cheeseburgers, but it's pricier and I also haven't been there in about 4 years. I would always choose Maccies, not only because its how my oshi is still surviving, but because its reasonably priced easily obtainable comfort food for me.

>>52200212
Unfortunately I get sick even thinking of tomatoes, the sight of them makes me heave, I touched one once and promptly threw up. So I think I would just have to cope without him, because I wouldn't be able to get through it.

>>52203802
does vomit count as "food"? asking for a friend

>>52204017
I want to be evil and say that it does count since there is possibly food in there but I’ll be nice and say no, that doesn’t count as food. Besides, I don’t think restaurants would serve that

>>52204017
Never change, Altyumes
I'm the friend

>>52204351
I ate a cockroach when I was a toddler, does that count?

>>52204736

>>52198554
do you mean Professor Cal because i‘ve been thinking the same LMAO. the similarity is uncanny

>>52204736
Eat up anon, cause some restaurants do in fact serve bugs in some places

>>52193206
me too

>>52205361
No… it’s a completely different guy who did a couple incest audios…but now that I looked into Cal holy shit he sounds exactly like him.

>>52203802
Okay in that case I'm fine, I don't think there's any food I've had I don't like other than maybe I'm not the hugest fan of bananas because I'm allergic to them. Does... does that count? I'll eat them for him but I won't enjoy it

>>52205629
Ok last few rules to add
>If your least favorite food is something that you’re severely allergic to, they will not serve that but instead serve you your second least favorite food or another least favorite dish that won’t kill you Unless you’re actually willing to die for your oshi
>Although throwing up is considered a forfeit, you can try again as many times as you want

>>52202784
Hello Quilldren. I hope you're doing well.

>>52205610
RIGHT? i just listened to a Cal audio again and the similarity is tripping me out. How is this not Vanta?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pzWNVDHC7w8&t

>>52206419
I listened to just one minute of this at a random time and it's making me miss my demon husband even more...

>>52203445
My country's food >>>>> Majin cock >>>>>>>> Burger King >>>>> KFC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> McDonalds
>>52200212
>>52203802
Yes without a doubt I would do it, I hate liver but I can swallow it up for that Holostars teacup.

>>52206419
I’m more inclined to believe it’s the other guy I think it is because I’m pretty sure Professor Cal is white but they all do sound eerily similar to eachother… it’s tripping me out… Anyways sorry for being autistic about this here’s two cute boys for your time.

>>52198554
Speaking of nsfw audios does anyone here know Mr.V?
Does anyone has an archive of his audios? I can't believe that fucker disappeared for 6 years and o my came back to delete all of his stuff.

>>52206908
I wonder if Fuuchan wishes he had Vanta's model. Or wishes he could fuck him

>>52206419
dear fucking lord anon...

I like how this thread specifically has been about cute boys with a side of food discussions

>>52206908
can I have the name of this guy you speak of? I‘m so invested in this rn because it‘s potentially not the first time i recognize a nsfw asmrist in niji…….pic related

>>52206419
Jesus fuck

>>52207179
what can I say. we like food

>>52207551
I want to gatekeep him so I won’t share his name here but you could probably find him really quickly if you try to look for any incest tagged stuff on the place where all nsfw asmrists are.

Don’t die thread

>>52210974
/cbdct/ is a DEAD general

I want a jackal to knot in my mouth

I want my workaholic Italian’s fist in my ass

>>52211226
Why are mafia bosses so sex?

>>52211226
So are the other threads. Also the only other boys that streamed a decent amount today were Sonny and Miyabi. It's usually dead on Sundays and Mondays.

I wish Flayon was shorter

>>52212800
I mean, Shien did a five hour stream, and Aruran did that crazy granola stream (what was up with that anyway?)

>>52213122
Oh, they must've happened while I was asleep earlier so I didn't catch them. What happened in that granola stream anyway. Did he just manually separate the different components of granola?

Ike is next… because we’re eloping

>>52213538
He spent 4 hours separating out the individual fruits and nuts into different boxes from 1kg of granola, just to mix them back in at the end

>>52203802
Anons would you breathe for free oshi merch?

>>52214256

>>52213538
>>52214026
I’m still shocked by this because it really baffles my mind, it felt like pure autism or ocd was coming out of him when he did all of that

>>52214594
>Aru-nii is an OCDChad
Based, just like me fr fr

My 3rd anniversary stuff came! Bad news! I broke the little light thing while putting it together! It’s ok though, things happen for a reason!

I have this strange urge to see a cute boy solve a 5k piece puzzle.

Good evening I hate women.

>>52216532

>>52216532
Based

>>52205610
Out but please send that couple incest video for research purposes and because I'm horny

woke up late so i missed a lot of his stream but
yu q. wilson shota sex. can't believe his first game stream was him getting smashed live.

>>52208768
Is it the guy whose name starts with j
I think I've listened to some of his incest audios but he doesn't sound like vanta

damn yu sure is on a losing streak. rape and breed.

>>52216532
Based.

>>52217163
No, but he’s one of the top results for incest on /that place/ so I believe in you… sorry kek I’m mostly gatekeeping because I’m ashamed of my taste in porn.

Time to corrupt the brotuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGN4B9IE9xc

Hggggh I want to fuck Vanta so bad why is he so fucking cute

>>52206165
Thank you. It's been rough the past week due to a lot of things and I feel myself teetering on the edge of some massive menhera breakdown. But at this point I don't even have the energy for that. So I've been better, but I'm hanging in there. I've been through similar and worse. I hope you've been okay too, anon.

our wife won't stop touching the shota. groom harder, wife. give me the good content.

>>52219084
I'm watching Vanta now, is Fuuchan still in Yu's chat?

>>52219379
think he might have headed out? or he might be popping in and out a bit. you missed the cutest afk face, but it's understandable, I'm gonna watch vanta after.

Vanta is so cute

Sex with tall boys

>>52214256
Anons would you make out with the vtuber that you hate the most for free merch of your oshi?

>>52223913
Fuck no I'd rather pay the insane shipping than to even look at her

>>52223913
i would rather die than make out with dramatubers

fags

>>52224714
that

Would your oshi take good care of you if you weren't feeling well?

>>52224883
fuck!

>>52224883
fuck

>>52224945
he already has!

>>52224945
Mine already has!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I8ZPCz2tLc

Luca!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AKWSNgO5s4

>>52224945
He probably would, but I feel like he would unintentionally fuck up by giving me the wrong medicine or give me a protein shake that would make me feel even worse. He may used be a teacher so he won’t panic on what to do if I feel ill or got hurt but he ain’t no nurse.

>>52224945
In old zatsus he mentioned he would like to have an older gf that is kinda useless so he can cook, clean and do everything so yeah, he would take of my useless sick self.

>>52224945
I'm pretty sure he would.

>>52224945
He would if I asked cause he's incapable of saying no.

https://myreadingmanga.info/buranran-meitantei-ga-irai-wo-kotowaru-hi-the-day-the-great-detective-refused-a-request-nijisanji-dj-eng/
Came across a translated nijimale dj

>>52224945
Hakka would definitely take good care of me, spoil me, give me food and look after me if I ever get sick. He's the perfect househusband after all.

As for Oga he's read a couple of lines about comforting a depressed omaesan and since he's an older brother I'm sure he'll do a good job too, however he still wants to be the one getting spoiled so I think he would put his head on the side of the bed waiting for me to hug him or pet him.
"Ehh come on omaesan you have to get better soon~ Seriously I wanna take you out later so hurry up ok? I promise I'll treat you something tasty~" Something along those lines.

https://youtu.be/tuKhXn6eF4Y
Shien Street Fighter 6
https://youtu.be/pyFqB4iLqMU
Aruran Street Fighter 6

>>52232478
tiny whore

I want Sonny to breed me

>>52224945
My shogun would be upset knowing I'm the one not taking good care of myself even when sick. He's got those motherly instincts.

>>52236559
anyone sane does

>>52226907
>>52236656
Why is our shogun so perfect sisters?

>>52224945
Roberu would let me die, or at least buy me some Uber eats miso

Temma SF6
https://youtu.be/or5G-gLgcNQ

>>52236656
I want him to take care of me by letting me rest my head between those soft supple thighs of his. Better than any medicine.

>>52238340
Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVSuB5bV7qA
Rikka SF6

>>52237676
I want to lick his thighs

>>52237676
>can cook
>will clean after you
>doesn't mind if his partner wants to go to places like sanrio puroland and wear dumb matching merch as long as they're happy
>your personal nurse
>cute
>likes the outdoors
>sings
>plays various instruments
>cute
He truly is perfect husband (wife) material but has always been so unlucky with love... All those girls that have rejected him before missed the opportunity of a lifetime.

>https://twitter.com/CryptidKliffoth/status/1673617466314956800
Mothyume... your boyfriend... is too based.

>>52241176
Most women wants to be a wife and seek husband material.
Shogun is a pure wife material though, that is why he's had bad experience with women and might be bi curious.

【Minecraft】 Museum architecture by Miyabi Hanasaki, a master of the Minecraft world
Arurandeisu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PPGsXxNurQ

>>52242166
【KINDRED DEBUT】 New Chat/Overlays - Zatsu and a random game probably
Vox Akuma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-YN1hhFbMo

>>52242052
There isn't a purest existence out there than my chinchin obsessed shogun boyfriend indeed.

>>52242052
blessed bi curious boywife. he can top me it's ok.

>>52242202
FROM KONBINI CLERK TO... SECURITY GUARD? 【NIGHT SECURITY】
Alban Knox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmoFF9RnyiQ

Does shogun x shien art exist?

>>52241176
Imagine if you usually like to wash your face or bath your body in quality water like a hot springs or something. Then one day you find a hot spring / lake that has the purest high quality water, rare in the world. The water is so pure that your very touch would ruin it because the exposure to other substances ruin the quality of said water. You could dip yourself in but it would be ruin in an instance. You and the people around you who found this may not want to risk touching. (I'm talking about Yomiya, of course)

>>52242539
I remember seeing one long time ago. Can't remember the account that posted it because I immediately blocked them.

Better question, would your oshi take advantage of your sick state and use (You) as an onahole?

Post cute boy art

>>52242877
i fucking hope so.
sonny rapist, wilson shota, please take advantage of me

momi does it again
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1673656775109640200?t=jC-Q2bfWWCSO8pkwslExpg&s=19

【Surgeon Simulator】 I AM A SURGEON
Vezalius Bandage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxfrpYs3-Y

>>52242670
>spoiler
Why

>>52244314
Oshis are meant to fuck (You) and not each other.
Those are the rules here.

>>52241623
Another reason why I love this moth.

>>52232478
I wish I was that tiny Alban…. It looks like Sonny’s about to do really fucked up things to him

>>52242202
Ahhhh I missed an hour of my cute demon husband T_T I shouldn't have taken the extra hours at work but I'm doing it for him

Summer eat

【NieR: Replicant】 What an emotional rollercoaster it was... #6 *SPOILER ALERT*
Syrios Axel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbL-ew84auI

【FREE CHAT】 What a week
Ike Eveland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_GYu3lbK0

kissing the paripi!!!

>>52246593
FREE TALK EPISODE 1750
Mysta Rias
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbsOmsnwbc0

【Zatsudan】 We'll talk about a lot
Oga Aragami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFeSEcJBv6M

>>52248372
Into The Flames! Final Fantasy XVI First Time
Fulgur Ovid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwNrXOuBkaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK3M0iIYDWA
I don't know who he is but he showed up in my recs and he's very cute

>>52249145
Kanon69. He’s a Vocaloid producer who’s mostly known for working alongside the utaite Luz for the Royal Scandal song series. Also has a vtuber identity as Hanayura Kanon (found on his channel tab). As a vtuber he streams joseimuke games like Twisted Wonderland and Mahoyaku while also participating in many TRPG collabs (before you ask, yes he interacts with women too).
Also he’s close friends with Shien from Holostars who he claims is his oshi

>>52249145
That's a radio stream he does every Tuesday on his Kanon69 channel. Perhaps you might know Kanon69 more as his vtuber identity Hanayura Kanon. He's open about his identity on both accounts. https://www.youtube.com/@Kanon_Hanayura/featured

Kanon also voiced virtual host Ichinose Kokoro(No.xxx) for several months. The project ended with final streams back in may.
https://www.youtube.com/@user-xm8vi3op5k/featured

>>52242539
I think I've seen some but they're a rare pair so it's difficult to find a locked account that will draw or write about them.

Shinri's been working pretty hard on these shorts. I hope they get more traction
https://youtube.com/shorts/VKLIXivspqM

The company can't survive without its pillar. Please come back soon Godfather.

Yu cute!!!

let's be sad together
Hex Haywire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Ck8nU_kdQ

https://twitter.com/hban_k/status/1673701061612433414

I hope these come to US claw machines. I really really want the Box and Ike and maybe Shu ones.

[HONKAI: STAR RAIL] ITS TIME TO HONK SOME STAR RAILS
Vantacrow Bringer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUudn9avJNw

>>52245419
>Oshis are meant to fuck (You) and not each other.
>Those are the rules here.

>Fujo, yume and hornyposting is encouraged
>Fujo (...) is encouraged
>Fujo
>F
>Fuck you

>>52255385
KEK I wouldn't continue responding, it seems like bait, but this is a funny comeback.

>>52255385
>the first kanji in fujoshi actually means fuck
Holy shit

>>52245419
I like when my oshis fuck each other

>>52257063
I don't belive you unless you post some art

>>52245419
You yumes sure are insecure, and then you wonder why no one likes (You).

>>52258396
Yeah, I’m insecure like my oshi’s hole cock balls and urethra when I’m near

Why are you replying to post from dead thread, r u retarded?
requesting pics of your oshi sucking a dick pls

>>52258706

>>52258959
Nwm me Im fucking blind and confused stars with cbdct threads.
Request still up though.

I need you to start watching Hakka.
Let me explain, on his Q stream he got touchy with chat and gave BFE crumbs, the thing is that chat told him to stop and that "they see him as a bro" in exchange. I hate it because they do this everytime he gives crumbs or shows any type of affection.
I'm happy because Hakka is still really touchy and is not scared of doing BFE but I feel that these clowns are preventing him to go even further.
You don't have to sub or become a Hakkito but if you can stop by a stream, and encourage him everytime he gets touchy with chat you would make me and other Hakka yumes very happy.

>>52257063
I don’t think anyone wants to fuck my oshi tho, there was 20 potential candidates but all of them are taken. Therefore, I fuck my oshi or he fucks me.

https://www.twitch.tv/cryptidkliffoth kliffy is fashionably late to streaming that new amnesia game!

>>52245419
BASED

>>52259577
I'll need a timestamp for when he gets touchy. He keeps collabing with women but he's cute

>>52258169

>>52259577
people who want to micromanage BFE crumbs are so annoying. Vanta is streaming rn and there are always weirdos randomly telling chat to chill when they give the most milquetoast reaction to him making innuendos. I really don‘t get the obsession with wanting to control how a streamer interacts with their chat and vice versa as long as it‘s within the streamer‘s boundaries

>>52245419
Based and straightpilled

>>52262330
Sorry I didn't save it because the vod is so long, and he's not always collabing with women he just happened to have four or three collabs in the past two weeks but aside from that he prefers to collab with Holostars.

>>52259577
I'm on it Hakkita! I'll tune in to his stream tonight after Flayflay!

>>52263644
It's insecure brotuberfags, that's why I hate them so damn much. A male vtuber can't do or say shit without them feeling personally attacked and telling the streamer to stop. They can't handle banter, they can't handle lewd jokes, they can't handle a bit of playful flirting. Even if I were in a girl's chat I wouldn't do that and just say "ehh it's not for me" to myself. They're so controlling and I can't imagine how restrictive it must feel for the streamer to walk on eggshells so much.

Clown live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO1JXj6xa-0

Things that would heal me this morning: his cute sleepy half-conscious face how am I on migraine day 3. don't like it

>>52267873
>spoiler
Ouch. Don't have any medicine to help? Usually a nap (or cute boy laughs) help me get through something like that. I hope you can make it through the rest of your day!

>>52259577
>>52263644
>>52267318
This was funnier in my head.

>>52269514
KEK I love it. Thank you anon. This could work for so many other boys too.

>>52269514
LMAO I mean that might as well be what's actually happening here.

Come watch my silly and cute Flayflay play Only Up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDTgqEsMsWQ

I hope the game is good…
I’m not too pissed since she’s just a “little sister” to him but I’m still a bit annoyed

I want to hold baby Roberu in my arms!! Cradling him and holding his little feet, squeezing them and calling him a cute little potato. Squishing his little cheeks and telling him how he looks just like his father, cooing at him. Booping his little nose and watching him giggle loudly in response, his smile having no teeth. Baby Roberu doing tummy time and lightly patting at his butt, while he just sucks on his thumb nonchalantly.

>>52269000
I've been taking medicine but I've not been able to take time off work, so I think that's what's prolonged it so badly. Today's my big important day at work, so if I'm still sick tomorrow I can take the day off without worrying so much. I am at least slowlyyy improving but I would like to not have a headache and dizziness any more. Thank you naon! I will think about my cute paripi boy to get me through - he's the reason I've made it to Wednesday in the first place!

>>52263644
Holobronies are way over their head for dominating the market so they can't help but get offended whenever they see something that doesn't appeal to them, the few ones who don't hate Holostars want them to be as straight and bro-like as possible.
That's why they hate Niji do much because they appeal to women and are successful.

>>52265777
>3 hours 33 minutes
>nobody checked the epic jackpot trips yet
it's fucking over

I desperately want to know what it’s like to be fucked my angry Aruran.

>>52276956
>my angry Aruran
fuck me I meant by…

>>52276956
no pp

>>52276635
Kys arab

What would your ideal date with your oshi be like?
For the fujo version: in what kind of date or activity would you like to see your favorite ship go together?

>>52280896
I want to go to a fancy yakiniku place with bossu and then we go home and snuggle and read manga or play games together in a pile of blankets and then cook breakfast together and go to sleep at like 9am and fuck

I want a big mochi mysta

>>52278434
Let me dream anon…

>>52280896
I think my workaholic Italian would take me to places that he’s familiar with because I remember a post on stars saying that some of the members like going out to eat with him since he chooses places that are comfy. After going out, I feel like he’s the type of person to try and persuade me to rest in my home rather than his. We would cuddle together on the couch and I would lean against his chest. I would also love to suck him off on the couch, it feels sexier to me

I want to dominate shogun and not let him cum until he's whimpering and begging for release

>>52276635
I'm so tired from today I didn't even notice...

I want to make Roberu cry big fat tears, I wanna see his body tremble as he tries hides his tears and sniffles,

Shu cute! I miss his solo streams TuT

Shu….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZpCHYiK3o
Gamma drawing

>>52285469
>>52292808
I hope you're enjoying his polybridge stream right now! It's very chill I miss streams like this.

>>52297001
sex?

>>52276256
brotuberfags want a „straightbro“ but throw bitchfits when males flirt with their female audience or even worse, with female vtubers. I don‘t understand them

>>52297148
I've seen a lot of them say flirting with female vtubers is "based" now because it pisses off fujos even though fujos don't care. Also they self-insert like with Vesper so they cheer on mixed-gender collabs. They're a bunch of contrarians.

>>52297054
With all the new boys so brotuberfags can stay away from all of them!

>>52297148
I don’t care about what brotuberfags think, I want straight boys who provide BFE to female fans.

>>52298450
Based. I usually don't care about sexuality as long as they're attracted to me (the fans), but it would be nice to have more straight guys.

>walk in
>see this
wat do?

I love my paripi boyfriend!

I did my big work thing successfully and I he would be very very proud of me! Now I'm in my pyjamas at 6pm watching his stream from today, and I'm ready to call in sick tomorrow if Migraine Day 4 becomes real. Very pathetic but knowing he'd want me to take care (but also would completely understand why I pushed working until this point) makes me feel better in itself...

Hope you're all doing well, anons! Be careful with the heat if summer's hitting where you are. Drink water and electrolytes!

>>52298669
Untie him so he can tie me up instead and rape me.

Cute Holostars animation!
https://youtu.be/5UHMPmgDJgM

Holy shit these look better than I expected. Can't choose between Altare and Magni's. Might get both
https://twitter.com/ohmonah/status/1673764930292682752

>>52302091
there's more merch coming out this week too and it includes bags my wallet is fucked

https://twitter.com/mochi_V0w0/status/1674014364708528128

>>52302388
If you think about it... If you were to buy oshi merch and marry your oshi, it would be cheaper than marrying a flesh husband so you are actually saving money in the long run.

>>52302388
Wait really? Is it by the same artist? God I hope they're backpacks. I always need more backpacks.

>>52303948
Men sound expensive with all their needs so I would absolutely save money marrying my oshi. Imagine the amount of soap and body scrub you'll need to un-stink a 3D male.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKaV4FbBQWc
Altare Minecraft

This is so cute THIS IS SO CUTE!

>>52303948
>>52304684
>expecting yourself to be the breadwinner
wtf

>>52304972
>spoiler
I know the topic of that conversation was about 3D males but would you trust your oshi with finances?

>>52305865

>>52305865
>£8 T shirt
>£1000 sweater
no

>>52305865
This guy is a whale no

>>52305865
he would put us into bankruptcy with his backpack obsession

>>52305865
Actually, yes. He's proven himself to be extremely careful with money. If not too fucking careful considering the shitty setup he had until Vsai era, his literally crumbling apartment, the fact he won't use the aircon yet despite it being 30°C and 100% humidity, etc... He's invested in the occasional gacha and cash shop, but compared to others he's extremely careful.

>>52298669
ride his pp

>>52305865
this depends on the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk48VHfo3bA
Rio Minecraft

Thinking of riding Shien’s dick again

>>52305865
In the words of my own oshi:
Lmao

>>52307914
At least give us shien porn attached to that post kek

>>52308440
Nta but I want to post this.

3D boys playing sports and having sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en4OHDIWelE

Do you think your oshi would play otome games on stream? I was thinking about mine doing it and I thought it would be cute... to imagine him getting fucked by the love interests

>>52305865
I want to answer my own question but Aruran is a strange case. I feel like he’s one of the stars that I expect to be cheap and save because of his past house situation. On the other hand, this is the same man that bought four futon mattresses over a couch and he still doesn’t have one, last I’ve heard. I would probably trust him to pay bills and such but not buying/replacing appliances.

>>52308440
I don’t have a bondage pic of Shien similar to that. And dingo has a knot too so whatever.

>>52308440
Do you NOT like dingo knot, anon?

>>52305865
He’s the biggest penny pincher in the world even though he’s rich, so yeah

Aruran Street Fighter 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wtae2_KxTw

Which cute boy would be the type of fella to ask to watch shark boy and lava girl and ask to make out during the scary parts?

>>52308803
I love you anon. source?

>>52313224
idk I saved it from /here/ long time ago.

>>52308862
my oshi does and gets super excited during the romance scenes! I love it, I love him so much

>>52308440
>>52308963
I'll see what i can do when I get home

>>52298494
kek but aren't most vtuber males straight? I thought it was common knowledge that the ones that fujobait are gay-for-pay and would rather die than touch cock irl
The ultimate cbdct chuuba would be a true homo who would have 0 reason or desire to pay attention to any women whatsoever

>>52316684
Uki?

>>52316684
Both my boytubers are gay

Er... this Uki guy... I don't know if this is a good idea. I think he has a serious problem and that is being an American. Can't really do a charity without making it sort of political and doing some sort of messianic campaign against evil.

>>52316684
This. A cbdct chuuba is a gay nigga who shuns female collabs in any degree whatsoever. Also you yumes are fucked if you think brotuberfags want anything other than straight males in their corpos.

>>52316860
hes great but not quite what i like

I can make my vtuber boy gay, he just needs a little correction from a mob

>>52298972
I watched a bit of the stream before I left this morning for work. He was shaking the chat around and got a bit nauseous @A@ but he was still very cute so I forgive him. I really hope your migraine gets better. That sounds awful to have especially during hotter months. Knowing me I'd push through work too because thinking about my oshi motivates me to keep going through the day. Plus the more money I make, the more I have to buy his merch!

>>52308862
I feel like he would but it's a lot of reading so I don't know. Then again he likes reading and he likes lore, but I'm not sure how he'd handle an otome game. I'd absolutely love to hear him play one on stream! He'd be so excellent at it. And he hasn't done a reading stream in so long.

>>52316684
Yeah they are. But a lot of them might be afraid of outright saying so for some reason. There are ones that I think are based for plainly saying "I'm straight" like Ver.

>>52319703
And despite that Ver has still engaged in fujobaiting before. And no one's "afraid" to say they're straight. People in general don't go around proclaiming they're straight for no reason. But the straight boys do explicitly recognize or simp anytime some cute 2d woman is onscreen. Another reason why they sometimes leave their preferences vague is because they want to give their fujos more immersion or something. Not too sure but it's not as bad as you're making it out to be.

Sometimes it really feels like yumes hate fujos just as much as brotuber fans do, truly fujos are the lowest rank of the fandom hierarchy kek

>>52316860
i love cbdct content but i can‘t get into Uki. collabs with him are honestly no different than collabs with the females for me, he‘s just too feminine

>>52320249
Well, I just say "afraid" because you know how twitter is and the streamers may not want to shake things up by outright saying that they're straight. Just speculation though because I've seen twitter Yaminions get upset that people call Shu straight and it's really weird. Maybe the streamers aren't afraid, maybe they don't care, but I do find it weird how Ver is the only one I've heard (so far) that has outright said "I am heterosexual". But I can't catch every minute of every male stream so maybe others have said it too. I'm a bit of a yume and a fujo but I really do think yumes should be more vocal and open about what they want to see more of. I'm starting to see more of it which I think is good, like pushing for guys to do ASMR, light flirting in chat, etc. Lot to think about because despite me being a yume for my oshi, I still don't know a lot about other yumes.

>>52320490
I don't think it's all hate, sometimes it can be misunderstandings between these two worlds. There's some overlap but I think discussions like these can truly bridge the gap between understanding one another!

>>52305865
yeah, some spoiled food surely won't kill us.

>>52320490
Both yumes and fujos see their oshi as little other than walking dildos whilst brotuberfags are only tolerant so long as their broshi is a conventional macho het guy. Friendtuber fans are the most superior lifeform.

ChatGPT generated posts….. AI is really improving nowadays

>>52320490
>truly fujos are the lowest rank of the fandom hierarchy kek
parasocial fucks…

>>52324476
Truly, us women and our interests are the most oppressed species.

Captcha: V0X8G
Why are do many of my captchas have my oshi's name in it? What does it mean...?

>most yumes don’t want him cause there’s nothing special about him and he doesn’t do BFE unless cover releases BFE merchandise
>brotubers don’t want him because of the model change
>fujos don’t want him because he doesn’t flirt with anyone
At this point I think it’s alright for me to yume him because most people, not all, most people hate my workaholic Italian

>>52324991
Hey, more for you then!

>>52325160
Exactly!

Bump

>>52316684
I think it really depends case by case, with some boys you can tell they're very clearly gay-for-pay, while there are some others who at least show genuine interest in guys (and imo it's the ones who are more ''subtle'' about it and aren't just trying to push a ship/get twitter points).
>The ultimate cbdct chuuba would be a true homo who would have 0 reason or desire to pay attention to any women whatsoever
Are you trying to say a homo would never hang out with girls? There's Uki who is 100% gay but he still collabs with girls plenty, it's just that there is never any flirting whatsoever so people don't care or get offended.
>>52320490
I'm pretty sure this thread has chased away a lot of fujos, if not almost all of them. I don't mind yumes who stay in their corner but there are a couple of them here who very clearly have a superiority complex and it's annoying. With how much they want their oshi to be straight, to me they really do seem similar to the homophobic brotuberbeggars. Hell, I'm pretty sure some of them have admitted to preferring het ships to gay ones unless I'm misremembering.

>>52327771
Who’s your oshi

>>52328242
Is that relevant to the discussion? It's not someone that gets posted a lot here.

>>52327771
I'm a fujo and I've personally never felt chased away nor have I seen anybody have a superiority complex about being a yume. Maybe it's just the frustrated tone they use because I see so much more shipping art than I do of yume art, so perhaps I feel a bit sympathetic instead of annoyed. I've had conversations with some yumes and they get pretty frustrated at seeing so much ship art untagged when they just want solo porn which I never understood before but now I kind of get. You're right about preferring hetships, which is something I really don't understand and I don't think I ever will. Both sides can be obnoxious though. Fujos usually don't care if their oshi is gay or straight, we'll still ship anyway, but I've seen some fujos get downright angry and even start shitposting (not here, in other threads I've been in) if someone calls their oshi straight. I wish both sides would realize it's just fiction and not take it so seriously. Then again, those could just be underage twitterfags.

There's a lot of nuance to this subject though, and a lot I could learn.

>>52327771
This thread chases away fujos, while literally everywhere else chases away yumes and calls them mentally ill “parasocial fucks” and worst kind of fanbase ever, both on /vt/ and outside. It’s not much to ask for one place to be yume without it getting hijacked by fujos, especially when they can freely express themselves as openly as they want.

>>52298494
There are straight guys they're just hiding it by pandering to fujos to appease their parasocial fans that freak out at the littlest interaction like with Reimu and Vox

>>52328531
I can agree with this. Especially when every other thread shits on male vtubers but they get upset if you shit on females. That's why I let people rant about female vtubers here instead of coming to their defense like I've seen some anons itt do because there's nowhere else where you can rant about it. It's nice to finally have a place to just let out your love for your oshi and your hate for whatever female vtuber you despise.

>>52328669
This. What you people are forgetting is that atleast some of the fujobait is done to placate the more extremist yume types that don't take gay ships seriously and thus don't feel threatened by the thought of their oshi being gay.

>>52328440
I think my dislike for yumes also comes from other non-vtuber fandoms, because I have seen them get offended over even the idea that their husbando could possibly be gay. I think people get angry when their oshi gets called straight because usually that in itself is a shitpost, either used to fuel some random hetship, or as a part of the superiority complex I mentioned - it comes from a place of thinking that their oshi couldn't possibly be a yucky gay, that's gross, he's only into women. I understand their frustrations overall, but they just come off as condescending sometimes.
>>52328531
Let's be real here, /vt/ is literally unusable for any male vtuber discussion ouside of a couple of specific threads. Twitter is also garbage for interaction and doing anything that's not following vtubers and jp artists, you really have the wrong impression if you think fujos have so many places online to talk about their ships. We really don't, at least not decent ones.

>>52328396
Yes, it is

>10 whole posts
>not one single boy image

https://youtu.be/-uzTKIrlqxE
Bettel Night Security

>>52329149
I see. I've only ever interacted with yumes /here/ so I haven't seen how yumes in other fandoms act or think. I thought only guys liked and pushed hetships both with vtubers and with anime since they are the loudest and most obnoxious ones that do it. I think the condescending tone comes from a place of being frustrated for so long and I can't find myself getting mad at it because I've been condescending about things I'm frustrated about too it has to do with art, but that's another conversation for another time since it's a long and complicated backstory.

I hope he ditches FOTM slop and Honkai Shitrail after the first week…. I sat through a Mihoyo stream for the first time for him but I don’t know if I would be able to in the future… he seems to have pretty based video game taste so let’s see…

>>52329781
I watched a bit of it for his commentary, he makes even gachashit entertaining. I'm looking forward to the Night Security stream tonight.

>>52329781
I feel like new recruits have to do this to cast as big a net as possible. Imagine if they played some obscure vn in their first week.

>>52330147
>Imagine if they played some obscure vn in their first week.
Doppio.....Flayon....

>>52330193
Yes, my two oshis....why do you think i gave the vn example?

>>52330257
You have good taste in oshis! I hope they collab again. The Pocket Mirror streams were some of the cutest cute boy streams I've ever watched! They are amazing together!

>>52329181
If you say so anon, pic related.
>>52329561
>I thought only guys liked and pushed hetships both with vtubers and with anime
I used to think the same for a while, but people self-insert on both sides of those hetships more often that what you'd think. I never understood self inserting in general, though I honestly have respect for yumes who actually make their yume self-inserts, I think that's cute.
In the end I guess I do understand, but I do think people here could be a little bit less hostile, it's not like this is a super active/fast thread anyway.

I don’t want my oshi to be gay because I don’t want him to attract fags and pander to fags rather than women.

>>52330737
I don't think there's enough of them for that. What we really need to worry about are annoying minors that will force it on them regardless of what they say, even if they're visibly uncomfortable with it.

We all know this already, but I must say again that Gavis Bettel is one funny dude.

>>52330737
>implying i wont be attracted to a chuuba if he's not gay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK WUCA SO BAD.I WANNA GARGLE ON HIS SHAFT LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS BABY BATTER IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK LUCA SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS OF CUM, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS AUSSIE COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE LUCA I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT LUCA
HELP ME. FUCK. LUCA.
I'M SO HORNY FOR MAFIA BOSS COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love my paripi boyfriend!

I'm staying home from work today and he would be proud of me for doing so. Hopefully a day off is what my body needs! He's also taking the day off streaming to relax, clean his place, go to the gym, maybe enjoy the sauna, and he also wants to go to a manga cafe. I hope he has a wonderful day! Though he's also planning on editing Shorts, so is it really a day off... he's so hardworking, but I hope he feels nice and refreshed after some time for himself!!!

I'm going back to sleep. Hope you are all having a nice day/night! I pretend I do not see the thread discussion, I'm just here to love my oshi and enjoy everyone else loving theirs, whatever that means for you. No wonder many of us aren't posting as often when threads devolve into needless debates rather than cute boy appreciation.

>>52331617
While I can understand how it can be off-putting to some yumes, I agree. I can just imagine he's kissing a guy for my entertainment but really he only loves me.

>>52331683
(You) are based

I just want to say before this thread dies, as long as my workaholic doesn’t stream with reaper girl or witch bitch, I don’t care if he’s gay, bi, whatever the fuck. In reality, I just hate those specific girls and I hope that he never streams with them.

>>52331199
Yeah not everyone can make you die of laughter watching a horror game stream
>>52331919
who's the witch bitch?

My oshi is too autistic for collabs outside of his friend circle.

I still want Kobo and her shit fanbase to get bodied.

>>52332179
You know, the one that thought making that SecretGC stream was a good idea Yes i’m still enraged about that…

Luca love and Luca SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>52332396
oh

>>52332396
Oh....
I don't think she knows any JP, does she? I doubt they know each other so there's no worries there. And yeah I still think that was incredibly retarded.

>>52332923
His screams were so cute last night when he played Night Security how does he do it how does he have the best and cutest screams ever he's so cute how just how I love his screams I love Luca screams

Shinri is extra horny today. I want to nuzzle and grope his huge soft tiddies while he thrusts into me.

>>52315250
if you do this I'll find you and marry you anon

>>52333992
And also ride his PENIS