/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1673821836596113409?t=Kf3QujGZHMxo7_pY4m4Wow&s=19
https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1673828086436225024?t=5npcYtGwYclVyRlSfpgR1w&s=19
I need to send her my energy

Sex hair

>>52296474
I hope she can find a way to stream a few times a week since it always seems to make her feel better, would probably help her deal with stress even if she has less hours to cram

I miss my girlfriend.

Meru is fucking DEEEEEEAD

>>52296893
Short curly hair, big soft thighs, blushy grin, it's too much...

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

JELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Peo is cute!
https://youtu.be/xw-itOTFTsc

>>52296474
>>52297033
uweh
Does that pomodoro timer thing actually work?

Jelly running away from shilling coffee
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1673992842921021440?s=20

>>52299651
Feels like she's been growing very quickly recently, congratulations to her.

>>52299696
Good question, I was never a fan but I know Tonya does Pomodoro technique/chatting streams all the time. It does require a bit of discipline though.

>>52299829
Jelly... get well soon

>>52297903
fuck i wish i could draw

>>52299829
>psychogenic fever
That's possible?

[Purin news]
She is going loco from tummy hort, may or may not stream soon

>>52299829
pat the jelly

cook the jelly

>>52300026
You'd be surprised at the absolutely stupid shit the human body is capable of doing to itself

>>52300396
Inshallah she will be baked soon

>>52300005
It's never too late to start

>There could be fembuckos in this thread RIGHT NOW

only 26 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

>>52301247
what? it was like 45 yesterday

E-ber...
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1673879672306782209

I miss my boyfriend.

>>52301364
anon... >>52248227

Buckos really have no sense of time

>>52302216
>>52302331
>>52302353
Shit, I was hoping to contribute to the tsunzord.

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/06/27/asia/south-korea-drops-korean-age-intl-hnk/index.html
Hagbros... I'm sorry... This is all because I said we always win eventually. They're trying to prevent Mio and Tonya from becoming hags.

>>52302470
Age regression chads winning

https://www.twitch.tv/tsukimibdohrnii
tsukimi b dohrnii

Do we have a new divegrass manager yet? VTL5 is only about two months away.

>>52303422
it's over

>>52303451
Not like this...

Squeezable and milkable

Meru live in 40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKfKMqSAenk

>>52304494
Oh shid that's soon

>>52304012
SQUILKABLE! and drinkable!

>>52304012
...can I use the squilk to make a Grimace shake?

>Meru decides to stream
>Her internet starts shitting itself
Why is she so cursed...

>>52304494
Live now

VERY sleepy mailgirl travelling to incredible hihg altitude
https://youtu.be/EKfKMqSAenk

>>52304887
Don't say that!
>>52305647
Yes but don't call it that!

MERU LOVE

>>52306503
This is pretty early but is it a good time slot for posteuromates?

>sees a drawing of a fly with a big ass
>moves her model over so she can toss it's salad
Sleep deprived Meru is a trip kek

>>52307528
Works for me. I used to wake up early to watch Goblintown reruns at this exact time as a kid

>>52307528
A bit early maybe, she started right as most people finish work.>>52307528

>>52307528
Pretty good for me, but I'm a NEET so any hour I'm not sleeping is usually good

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>It's fine, it's fine

>>52309948
>It's so over
>We're so back
>It's so over
>We're so back
>It's so over
>We're so back
Life of a postmate

>Falls for ten second, screaming
>Lands
>Almost panic jumps off of the platform she landed on
Wew

>I'm going to top
Ok meru, if you insist

Elephantchads stay winning, get fucked hippovirgins

>Meru keeps dreaming about being back in high school
What does it mean?

>Falls
>Stops stream to watch replay of herself falling and prove it was bullshit
Meru based

>Lisa joins or helped create a music studio with prettypatterns
I guess she isn't joining any corpo now. She's going full in on the music stuff. She is a lot closer to prettypatterns than I realized

>>52312617
Huh, that's pretty cool. She clearly enjoys everything music related so I'm glad she's able to do it more professionally

Meru baby...

Meru is being scarily relatable right now

>>52310331
>It's fine
>IT'S NOT FINE

>I haven't done a collab with anybody in a long time
It's been less than a month, Meru...

Ember Pikmin 3 at 12pm
Dizzy vtuber shopping network at 5pm

Another day of waking up to the most beautiful spidermother in the world, I want to wrap her in a big hug and tell her how appreciated she is

>>52312617
If you didn't realize she was this close to Diego maybe you should take a break from posting assumptions for a while.

Someone save Purin from her sniffing addiction

>Meru meds ASMR

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

I would eat meru, I would stuff meru, and I would baste meru

I need to save Ami from her third world existence...

>>52314917
I will save Purin from being a sniffer by sniffing her myself

>>52314672
>posting assumptions for a while.
Sounds like projection
>she was this close to Diego
Working on music together is different than forming a studio together.

[Good news]
Meru has successfully memed!

>>52315933
She's just like me fr fr

I have also successfully memed

doing the sex with meru

MERU LOVE

>>52315910
Have you ever gotten a licensed IQ assessment?

>>52316836
nta but I got a 87 once, then a year later i got a 108

>>52316890
That's really cool anon.

>>52316836
Yeah, it was higher than yours. The doctor told me personally.

>>52317003
What's your excuse then?

>>52317251
That you're too retarded to realize why your posts are retarded

>It's another "Sheeple attempting to start a dumb argument over fucking nothing" episode
Just stop

>>52317285
What did that have to do with Lisa and Diego?

https://files.catbox.moe/8yp9mt.mp3

>>52317393
Why are you so upset that people don't have mysticial insider-information like you apparently do? Or are you just so delusional that your schizo is making you say stupid shit?

>>52317370
Bucko schizos are better

It's over... Daigo Umehara is fucking Lisaur...

>>52317507
Meru knows exactly what this thread needs right now

>>52317747
Umehara ga KIMETAAA

>>52317680
Nobody's upset unless you are anon and there's no insider boogeyman out to get you. This is a good opportunity for self reflection, I hope you take it.

>>52318125
>self reflection
Fuck off Kinetic. The inside boogey man was a joke making fun of you. Because you're incapable of understanding the difference between making songs together and forming a small studio/business together. There was no reason for you to fly off the handle over something so insignificant and try to provoke a flame war. Go fuck yourself and go back to discord. No one likes your condescension or self-righteousness. You're not that intelligent or wise.

MONKEY KNIFE FIGHT
MONKEY KNIFE FIGHT
MONKEY KNIFE FIGHT

I think sheeple need to burn off some stress at the bucko love hotel

>>52318406
Tell us more about your experiences with Kinetic, we're all ears.

Don't make me turn "How quickly they forget his warning." into a ritual post.

Getting dosed with fresh amitoxin and tucked into the Ami belly for a quick nap before stream to avoid the noise...

>Hanabi originally posts a picture of milk with a blue label, indicating 2% or fat free
>4 months later she posts a picture of milk with a red label, indicating whole milk
Analysts, explain the significance of 2% vs whole milk and what it means for the mayor's return/reincarnation.

>>52318919
She's becoming whole again

>>52318919
In the spirit of /tsunX/ I choose to interpret this has her having gained weight

>>52318919
Whole milk has a better mouthfeel

What is with sheeple that make them so schizo and fight over everything?

Why does she want to be blended so badly?
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1674109528630231041

>>52319478

>>52318919
She has inside information that Nijisanji will increase the talent share of merch revenue to 3.8%.

whats up with purin did she sniff too much perfume

>>52321540
She went into maximum oversniff

>Ami's member WIP

>>52321954
>Ami consciously chose to draw her nipples poking through her shirt

>>52321954
>nipples
>Pantsu peek

>>52321954
She's making herself even more blushy and soft with every drawing

>>52321954
MUH DICK

>>52322289
>>52322327
Don't kiss and tell you sluts

Ember Pikmin 3 finale
https://youtu.be/Ytr1DfUjZfo
Ami learning analogue pocket nanoloop
https://youtu.be/sgfV8IAZcrg

Ami is live and being a musical spidor!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfV8IAZcrg

how can i successfully rape ami?

>This is.................. YOUR dreamweaving spider mama
>I don't know why I got so excited about the "your part"

I'm gonna miss this playthrough

>>52323933
crucify amiya

[jelly news] somebody please hug jelly

>It took Ember approximately 12 minutes to mention food

I wish I was Nitro.

>>52323933
She knows why...

What was amiya’s intentions with that WIP? what does she mean by this?

>>52324173
I wonder what's caused the anxiety spike, maybe the debut and OffKai highs wearing off? I hope she feels better soon.

[Ember news]
Yuuna called her stinky

>I keep changing her voice, I need to bimbofy her

>>52324489
Jelly seems prone to the classic "Work self until exhaustion, take a long rest, get back up and do it all over again" cycle.

It was all going so well for Lisa...
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1674134813580873728

>>52315821
Why the fuck is this?

>>52324907
This is Chai's fault

>>52324679
>Number A and Number B
Ember is the real bimbo here

>>52321954
She's gone mad with power and I don't want her to stop

>>52324296
She wants buckos to masturbate to her

>Ember's panicked screaming while being chased by a goo monster
I can and will fap to this

Ami's happy birthday rendition is so cute, I wish I'd been born

Why would youtube do this to me. The spring of mio is over...

>Tries to kill an Arachnode
>Throws half of her squad into its web trying to hit it and they all get stuck
>It's on the other side
E-ber...

So what exactly is Ami trying to do here?

>>52325778
learning a music making software based on a game boy or something like that

>ywn be a big gooey blob monster
>ywn pin Ember against a wall and force yourself into all of her holes at once

>>52312617
Based. It's been awesome seeing various names rise in the chuuba music scene and Diego is definitely among those.

idk why I've been slowly posting these. Here's the rest of my Lisa vods that aren't in the rentry. Unfortunately both of the listen alongs got muted. Think both of them only got hit for one song so most of the vod is still in tact

[2023-03-02] "Moment of Clarity" - Narrow Head Listen-Along!.mkv (partially muted at 1hr mark)
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[2023-03-10] i'm gonna sing my little heart out!!!!! AAAAA.mp4
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[2023-03-14] music review 314 (pt 1) || !suggest !playlist.mp4
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[2023-03-20] music review: 3/14 (pt 2) || !playlist !suggest.mp4
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:HR7LFBCNOJEQQGQH3RBF5FZ4CRR3XYRC&dn=%5B2023-03-20%5D%20music%20review%EF%BC%9A%203%EF%BC%8F14%20(pt%202)%20%EF%BD%9C%EF%BD%9C%20!playlist%20!suggest.mp4&xl=7894970168&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce

[2023-04-03] music review: 3/14 (pt 3?) || !playlist !suggest.mp4
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[2023-04-05] SHEEPY101: Album Listen-along - "Shed" by Title Fight.mp4 (partially muted at 37 min mark)
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4V3IX44QZFEQWVKTDTZ42VKYH36V6BNQ&dn=%5B2023-04-05%5D%20SHEEPY101%EF%BC%9A%20Album%20Listen-along%20-%20%EF%BC%82Shed%EF%BC%82%20by%20Title%20Fight.mp4&xl=3795854976&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce

>>52326193
Based archivebro

I am very interested to see what Ember's final death toll ends up being

>It's just a little manlet, we have nothing to fear

>One death is a tragedy, any more than that is a statistic
>And here we have a statistic

>Purple Pikmin are Ember's favourites because they're cute and plump

GUANO MENTION

Ami is urinating right now

Ember basically confirmed the Invaders all call each other retard behind the scenes.

>>52329780
Yeah, into her toilet

>>52329780
yea on me

Ember rejects sad girlism (and that's a good thing)

Another FemBucko appears

Ami why would I watch a who from a corpo that cant even come up with an original name?

E-ber...

>>52330037
i thought she was just a little boy with a big futa cock

>>52330087
Because she said so.

>>52330087
this lol who the fuck would watch a girl from MyHolo lmao

>>52330087
>A who
Go back

>>52330173
She also said not to eat glue or call her cute either why start listening now.

>>52330260
Yes a who I don't follow every no name small corpo chuuba I have a life outside of Amis time slot

I love how genuine Ember is

>>52330087
lol who would watch some sub-200view nobody mommytuber from a dead corpo?

I remember going to McDonald's as a kid and getting the whacky adventures VHSes

I remember going to Mcdonalds as a kid and playing mario kart

>>52330649
between that and the spy kids toys that combined to make a little bug toy Mc Donalds sadly became a very core memory location in my life.

>>52330037
Too bad she got cursed by Gabe. Poor girl.

>>52330712
fuck I remember that and never went enough times to get all the pieces to assemble the full bug

"Dumptruck coded" is a good way to describe Ember

Shima scheddy, drinking this week

Nen Karaoke?

Better a comfy indie than in knock off corpo lmao

>>52330951
>Doesn't link it
https://youtu.be/NM7aF2aIjnM

>>52324876
That must be why she clicked so well with Mio and Meru

Sorry, I'll stay away from her. My bad.

>>52331215
Nintendo fan? You should have just asked here instead.

I already liked Ember back when she was Kallin but her timeslot filtered me a lot, now that she streams at a time I can actually catch consistently she's quickly becoming one of my favourites.

>>52331013
Live now

Ami's Vaginal fluid Ami toxin is not as strong as from the fangs...

please come back Hanabi I miss you a lot

I know Nen obviously couldn't shell out a lot for it but damn the rigging on the new model is rough

>>52331897
give her enough money to fix it

>>52331853
Guess we'll just need a lot more of it then

>Yes, as you can see, my neck disconnects sometimes

>>52330164
She just likes to pretend it's big

Nen sing very good

Ami is too good to us.

I'd like to see Ami play Apex tbdesu

>>52332774
Unpost this immediately

>>52332840
those smooth spider legs

>Don't listen to your brain

Nen really deserves more attention for this singing voice

>>52333301
Nen, Purin, and Hanabi all have amazing singing voices, and they all had life-altering circumstances forcing them to not stream soon after debuting, so they never got any momentum or recognition. The Tsun curse in full effect

I want Ami's cream

Mio... (real)

>Ember talked about bat shit today
>Ami talking about bat shit today (actually civet shit)
THEY ARE

I will NOT drink the coffee

>Cupid
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>52332774
I would not.

Friendly reminder that this was a stream that happened
https://youtu.be/Ks5CP0sr1HI

Sheepy OffKai panel recap (with karaoke)
https://youtu.be/D2LMtrXBYFY

[Terrible news]
Lisa didn't eat until 4pm today and then only had two mouthfuls of instant noodles

Precious Lisa...

>Slightly devastated
>Still powers through with her Hannah Montana moment

Slightly more respect for OffKai management just for how badly they wanted Lisa to be able to perform

>"Not to freak you out, but you're very close to IronMouse"
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
kek

>We almost got live Morrisheep

>Everybody else had their perfect setup
I dunno about that one Lisa, I think everybody in that concert got fucked over to at least some degree

>Lisa really wanted to go to the Petra meet and greet
>Tomo had a ticket but didn't go

>>52336407
would you let Airi castrate you if she used her sharp wolf teeth?

>>52336407
Offkai was a complete clusterfuck of incompetence

Lisa's assistant friend who brought her snackies should move in with her

>>52336788
Yes but only if she swallowed afterwards

REI MENTION
REI IS ALIVE
I REPEAT REI IS ALIVE

>thanks Rei
did I hear that right?!

Still miss this silly vtweeter every single day

I MISS REI
I FUCKING MISS REI
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>52336788
No. She is my mom and I's pet and should be happy we chose not to spade her

I don't know what most of these music genres are

Dizzy vtuber shopping network (whatever that entails)
https://youtu.be/n1NFB52HiC4

>>52337189
seems reasonable

[Non-news]
Dizzy is nervous for no reason and her tummy hurts

>>52337238
The meme magic is working. Continue the daily pig sacrifices.

Merch shilling stream (now with 100% less graduation baiting)

>Halfway to Christmas cake sale
They're selling twelve and a half year old girls?

>Acacia
Man...

>>52337986
>>52337639
I love this doofus so much

Dizzy's eggs...

Well?

>>52338520
I'm the protagonist apparently

>>52338520
>2 is "the love interest"
Yet more proof that Lisa wants Sheeple to hit the gym

Fishman really should've gone for soft drinks instead of fancy coffee as PC's novelty merch

[Ami news]
she is having fun drawing spicy art of herself

>These are Canadian vtuber meds
Cyanide pills?

>Dizzy stole meds from canadian vtubers who killed themselves
Wow

Lisa karaoke segment has started

Nice of Dizzy to leave the ears after her meal

What the fuck is that

>red is in style
I MISS REI DO FUCKING MUCH

BUT I'M A SHEEP
I'M A WEIRDO

URARA ON STREAM

>>52340482
She *really* didn't like her old model, didn't she?

>>52340548
Probably liked it just fine until everything started going wrong

>>52340237
I weep for the pure schizokino Slugma/Rei manager interactions that we will never witness in this timeline

One of my favourite Lisa covers
https://youtu.be/ugOQRIF_w5g

>Do you see this shit Dizzytchi?

>>52340692
Imagine a slumber party stream with Orla, Urara, Rei and Ember

I love my tard wife

>>52340591
This, honestly. I can't see any way that a person doesn't like the Slugma model but does like the Dizzy one, without any personal emotional involvement.

>>52329787
Goddamn it, Dizzy, (You) weren't supposed to tell them!

actually how old is ami? i know she’s at least 35+

>>52334134
I did not know about this. Thanks, I hate it.

>>52337093

>>52344632
old enough to be your dream weaving spider mother

What's the name of the last song Lisa sang?

>>52346275
second last* now

>>52346275
Kuroi Utafrom Drakengard 3, I think?

I miss Haewon..I guess the rumors about her joining Kawaii is true..

>>52348730
what rumors

>>52345039
Bread ensuring the Thiccafuji Lisa arc

>>52349417
I missed the stream. Did Lisa say Yuuna fed her?

>>52349544
No just some random Offkai staff getting her snacks, but it invoked the spirit of Yuuna

>>52326193
cool. mine are perfect copies, but i'll put yours in the rentry until i can get around to putting mine up.
also, latest music review is up now
https://rentry.org/cuteandchuuni

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1674271511752974337?t=oFes-gKrGt6PyhFWZ-eMWw&s=19
>inb4 yea me

>>52348830
She was talking about companies and interviews recently..I'm going to be really sad if she leaves

>>52352737
Sweaty spidor...

Hanabi is really toying with my feelings....

>>52358293
She found the milk, now it's just a matter of getting out of the store...

My grip is slipping

>>52361154
She survived the merch arc anon she'll survive this, then she'll have lots of time for streaming

>>52362494
Did she really survive the merch arc????

>>52362892
Mostly...

Maria...

>>52349544
She was assigned somebody as essentially a PA at OffKai who she made friends with and who brought her her drinks and snacks. Apparently it was another vtuber, but Lisa said she didn't want to share who it was without her permission.

>>52355758
I'm extremely jelly-ous.

>>52365627
Can't believe Jelly lost her jellies when she went from being Jelly to Jelly

Incoming dog
https://youtu.be/7tJ6aRrjfU0

It is fishan time

Purin is cuter than usual today

hambi isn't dead
: )

>No, I'm not 9! I'm- I almost said I'm 12...

>>52366749
purin's so effin' cute, i want to do unspeakable things to her

>There are people in Purin's audience younger than she is
This is so weird to think about

Purin fishing is comfy. She is the first I've seen actually like the new reaction feature on youtube.

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
GET COMFORTED GET COMFORTED GET COMFORTED GET COMFORTED GET COMFORTED

>All fish look pretty stupid in my opinion
>Fish are pretty ugly
Fishbros...

>You can have lots of fun with me, because I'm 4'10

>>52367727
I'm going to throw Purin at the wall like a hackey sack

>>52367727
Purin giving lots of subtle lines this stream.

>ywn get a DM from Purin that just says "need to"

>Gun fishing rod
Purincore

[Good news]
Purin is eating

Purin is back and full of food

>I had a friend tell me recently that I was a big disappointment and I just said "okay..."
Purin...

Can I have the Lisa big burping timestamp?

New thread
>>52369295
>>52369295
>>52369295

>>52369030
""friend""

Looks like Purin's womb has started aching a lot.
How can I instantly fly to the Phillipines to satiate her