/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Bisexual
>Asexual
that's not how this FUCKING WORKS

I asked myself the same question when my friend came out as a lesbian with a girlfriend to her highly homophobic father, who mind you was still paying for her university, needless to say he called himself a failure of a father (yeah he was) and stopped paying since she was already 18+, she still cries to this day.
So in short my answer is that they NEED to tell everybody about every single detail of their lives, no matter what so they can feel even more validated and when the opposite result obviously happens they blame everybody but themselves

>>52259546
women are fucking retarded

>>52259374
Unironically who?
Stop shilling your 2views

>>52259565
>goes dyke as she enters college
yeah that bitch is going through some phase just to ruin herself

>Follow a 2view vtuber
>2 weeks after debut she announces she's moving in with a guy
>IMMEDIATELY drops to 1 view

You only need 1 viewer if they are a whale

>>52259718
Who?

>>52259374
I don't even care if non-corpos/non-gfe/not my oshi has a BF, I simply do not want filthy men in the stream I only have open to hear cute girl noises.

You know you can still hang out with your boyfriend. Just don't do it on stream. I swear this is some weird exhibition fetish.

>>52259374
why tf are male vtubers so bad at fashion and design

Have none of them watched Tim Gunn or any fashion show as a kid with their mom?

>>52259565
Really dumb of her not to wait until she finished college

>>52259374
better than being a lying whore

>>52259565
It is good she let him know so he didn’t keep wasting money on her.

>>52259750
>I simply do not want filthy men in the stream
I take a shower every day.

>>52259833
True, but still I don't think bringing him to the stream is a good idea.

>>52259374
Women are retarded this is why.

>>52259911
You can never wash the male out of your voice.

>>52259374
is she young? I know for a fact most young women can't shut up about their boyfriends, neither can they avoid including them in everything they do. Usually after a couple of failed relationships or after they've been together for more than a year they seem to get a grip but there are exceptions. Also, as far as vtubing is concerned, there are plenty of women who just like to humiliate their viewers knowing that they're lonely virgins. 3views need to work regular jobs to survive anyway so losing some fans won't significantly impact their lives

>>52260013
Is that supposed to be a problem? I like being a man.

>>52259833
She doesn't have rabbit ears. She doesn't have big breasts. Her make-up isn't on, and her hair isn't done up.

Being a Vtuber is selling a lie, Sis.

Even then, it's a massive difference to say "I have a boyfriend" and bringing them into the stream to flirt with.

Only the saddest fucking degenerates are going to stick around for that.

>>52259546
There is no contradiction here. She's asexual, she's presenting a fantasy for bisexuals to enjoy, because she's a stage performer who can separate the audience's desires from her own.

>>52259374
It is simply impossible to make a non-faggy looking male vtuber.

>>52259374
It worked for nyanners and ironmouse

>>52259546
bi sexual people arent real its just a branding thing women do. gay and asexual people are real but bi sexual is just marketing

>>52259374
Everything about his design is disgusting. It's weird because there's lots of anime guys with cool designs but vtuber guys look repulsive.

>>52259374
I believe Vtubers like to delude themselves into thinking their fans are all gigachads instead of lonely men, for some reason.

>>52259546
Zoomers are dumb. I know "asexual" zoomer girls who fawn over men. Straight doesn;t give them unique points.

>>52259374
Because they're retards that are trend chasing and don't actually care about being vtubers.

>shilling 2 views with no appeal
Nty

>>52265612
It's just the rainbow way of saying they are not having sex.

>>52260803
yeah that anon something really tranoid lol what the fuck is wrong with the guys here, not even the moeblob worshipers over at /a/ seethe that much about seeing a man near their waifus

>>52265372
I think they're simply ignorant. It's not a popular topic among men in public, so women have no way of knowing unless they have personal experience. I mean, it's not like the average chatter tries to present themselves as anything but cool.
I'm not trying to pin this on men btw, just stating the facts. Many women are
clueless when it comes to the average man's life situation.

>>52264639
The lesson that can be learned from nyanners, ironmouse, and vei is that female vtubers can be successful while having a boyfriend. But their boyfriends have to be entertaining and actually add to the streams. It doesn't hurt if their boyfriends are also big streamers as well.

>>52267087
Nyanners took a big hit and for Ironmouse and Vei both of the guys are more popular than they are.

>>52259374
https://twitchtracker.com/ayuuchii/streams
>very close to her regular numbers
>Last stream had a raid, that's why it got to 600 viewers
Is this genuinely just a stealth shill? You know we can check numbers right?

>>52259546
Dont care, the moment these freaks write their mental illness on their stream, I instantly skip it

>>52259546
>Asexual
Not a real thing. Cure your impotence faggot.

>>52267214
>Nyanners took a big hit
She wasn't even a GFE chuuba

>>52267087
>>52264639
people like power couples and shipping and i think that variety of fan can make up for the incel waifu oneitis types that would leave if they started having a guy around.

>>52259374
those models are terrible

>>52259546
>bisexual FANTASY experience, meaning roleplay
>is actually asexual
Makes sense to me. Do you think she's actually a rabbit in real life just like she's playing on stream?

>>52267642
not wrong, but its worth pointing out that a fourth of guys are NPCs as well. actual machines who cannot think in words, cannot think at all, cannot picture things in their heads. No planning, no language, no thoughts, just worthless bags of emotion. I wish them the best, but like women, they are not human.

>>52259374
now that's one kino brotuber on the right

>>52267687
i see. so it's like a girl pretending she's a impotent pure girl when she's actually a cock-loving whore

>>52264687
Woman can be bi a while a man is just gay.

>>52267796
Based and Animal-pilled

>>52259374
i used to watch ayu but she’s retarded as hell, i stopped watching because she said she’s Bisexual but thirsts over men, i noticed that she was just grifting of the rainbow team

>>52264424
This is one of the worst excuse.
"Asexual presenting bisexual fantasy"
I swear people are getting more and more retarded when talking about sexuality.

>>52264687
And this is why the alphabet soup team will never unite. You guys shit on bisexuals all the time. Now you guys also shit on asexuals as well.
DESU I don't have to do anything. The left is eating each other all the time.

>>52259718
Ah pottery
>>52259734
Whale that paying for a Vtuber that obviously fucking someone else?
Very rare and not for small time Vtuber like this.

>>52266546
Than go back to twitter and leddit you fucking tourist
What? Can't deal with leddit blackout and Elon banning the word Cisgender?

>>52259374
Can't be GFE and have a known BF. That's rule number 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

>>52259911
Taking shower everyday is not good for your skin anon
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/showering-daily-is-it-necessary-2019062617193

>>52267796
Id say its between half and a third depending on where you live but yeah.

>>52260496
But it will reach the point where she losing so much viewers it will be pointless to stream because she's wasting time and money on electricity and ISP fees.
Good Vtuber is smart enough to retain viewers and constant stream of income.

>>52268531
But its good for my nose. I dont like the smell of sweat.
>chinks bathe only twice a week
Fucking smelly bugs.

>>52264639
They built their fandom first before taking their bf in. Even then said bf either very entertaining or take a back seat for her.
A newly debuted Vtuber need to focus on gathering viewers first and retaining them for several years to create brand loyalty or Stockholm Syndrome so they can afford to lose some viewers when they bring in their bf.

Bringing a male on stream doesn't actually lower numbers unless you do the shit that fake gay babiniku does. People shitposted about Juna and her bf but her numbers remained the same

>>52269115
>Calling me chink without proof
>Timestamp shows that chinks are sleeping right now.

>>52264815
Because ego driver western male vtubers tend to incorporate their hobbies into their Vtuber persona.
From the look of it he was a former goth kid or an MCR fan. At least he's not ICP fan

>>52267796
Those kind of men are raised by single mothers lol

>>52269115
Wear deodorant anon.
And no, don't apply it after gym. Apply it after shower.
Typical teenage mistake.

>>52268479
It is not anger, it is more disgust. I know the time that a male in on screen for cgdct is counted, so I can bear it. The time a faggot spends in the stream I'm watching can be indefinite in the case of some indies/manjisanji. If I wanted to listen to a faggot, I would enter a man's stream.

>>52267437
You don’t have to be. People tend to not be interested in a girl talking about getting creampies from some other dude even when you exclude an NTR angle.

>>52259374
Women by nature are retarded. They NEED men to help them as they become developmentally stunted before they hit their teens.

>>52270291
Women are legit disgusting nowadays. Talking about getting fucked and whoring themselves for a vacation. I never thought I'd become a prude or whatever, but I genuinely can't stand modern women. Granted I live in cuckifornia so maybe the women here are just worse than average.

>>52269319
In this context a juggalo would be more respectable.

>>52259374
Both of those models are horrendous

>>52259833
Nah I prefer lying whores actually. Im here for a good time not a fbi detective schizo stalker time

>>52259374
Grim. This is the future that anti-unicorns dream of.

>>52267687
>asexual
>has a boyfriend
I continue to be confused

>>52267213
unikeks will outright lie just to feel correct, even when their kind has no pull over those outside traditional corpo vtubing

>>52271143
Zoomers like to lie about being varying flavors of faggot because it makes them feel special. Being gay isn't as trendy anymore, but being an asexual who loves being creampied, or a bisexual who is only attracted to men is very trendy.

>>52267213
Unicuck caught redhanded

>>52265612
Asexual just means you're not getting laid and you dont really give a shit
Asexual people still jerk off unless they are medically impotent. its just a retarded label people stick on themselves like an astrology sign and i say this as someone whod probably be called one

>>52259374
Ugly ass designs

Why do you care

>>52264639
these roasties are barely even vtubers and appeal to normalfags

>>52271143
- An asexual person can still experience romance. They just don't get horny for people.
- An asexual person can still have sex. They just don't get any sexual benefit from it. They might be doing it to please their partner.
- An asexual person can still get horny and jack off. They're just not jacking off to anything in particular.

>>52259546
women use asexual when they don't want to date you or already interested in someone/with someone else they're hiding.

>>52273621
Or when they're asexual.

>>52273159
Your excuses are so fucking retarded I think it damaged my brain too

>>52273659
good one.

>>52273694
I'm not asexual.

>>52273159
So Jaiden Animation, who claimed to be an asexual is actually getting creampied by Alpharad every night until she gets pregnant?

>>52273621
They just say they're lesbian to me, I must be especially repulsive

>>52273779
Possibly? I don't know Jaiden's sexual activities. Everyone is different.
But yes, asexual (and homosexual) people can get get pregnant, or get someone pregnant.

>>52273779
"can still" does not automatically mean "are definitely".

>>52273779
why did you give the characters in this hypothetical such stupid names?

>>52267382
No, genitals are fucking disgusting.

Don't care

>>52270291
Yeah I'll be honest, I was a huge Nyanners fan (Faggot I know) and I don't hate Aethel or anything and I'm not watching Vtubers for some fantasy. But even still I barely watch her now, not because she has a BF, but because he takes over like 80% of the conversations and collabs. It's annoying and boring.

>>52273861
Asexual and homosexual are diferent anon.

>>52273659
There's no such thing as asexual women, they'll still date people or even fuck someone.
>"b-but they aren't attracted to.."
Okay, doesn't change the fact they'll still take care of their needs.

>>52273159
>An asexual person can still get horny and jack off
>can still have sex. They just don't get any sexual benefit from it
This literally makes zero sense. Both are stimulating your dick or vagoo.

>>52274632
Yes, I know. That's why I included both separate terms as they were both relevant to the topic. Which part did you get confused about?
>>52274811
_____sexual relates to sexual attraction, not mechanism of pleasure. You don't need to be sexually attracted to dicks to jerk off your own dick, do you? Are all straight men gay for touching their cock? Of course not.

>>52274478
Same shit with mouse. Like, I'm sure she has plenty of content without Connor but every clip I see in my YouTube recommended has him in it and it just turns me off from her.

>>52273159
I get doing it to please a partner but
>They just don't get horny for people.
>An asexual person can still get horny and jack off. They're just not jacking off to anything in particular.
Explain this one to me, I went on a type of SSRI years ago that fucking killed my sex drive, nothing was sexually interesting, I couldn't really get it up and I certainly couldn't come if I did. That to me is asexual, and when it resolved all the normal stimulus became appealing again.

Getting horny and jacking off to completion with zero sexual stimulus just seems impossible to me, I literally don't understand it - even if you are mentally unwell and find bathroom tiles stimulating the stimulus still has to be there. You don't just do it whilst thinking about nothing in particular.

>>52275205
The whole reason you get erect is because you find something sexually pleasing. You don't just jerk off for funsies.

>>52274632
- An asexual woman, who does not get horny for people, can still allow a penis into her vagina for the purposes of being pregnant and having a kid.
- A homosexual woman, who gets horny for woman but not men, can still allow a penis into her vagina for the purposes of being pregnant and having a kid.
- An asexual man, who does not get horny for other people, can jerk themselves off then stick their dick into a vagina at the last moment for the purposes of getting the woman pregnant and having a kid.
- A homosexual man, who gets horny for guys but not women, can get sucked off by another guy then stick their dick into a vagina at the last moment for the purposes of getting the woman pregnant and having a kid.

Is that clearer for you? The human body does not give a fuck about what gets you horny. If sperm hits egg, you get baby.

>>52271174
>>52271842
Explain

>>52273779
I think Aiden is one of those asexual people that actually use the label the way its supposed to be used. sex/romance repulsed. Its a shame sjws took over that label

>>52275793
>Aiden
I mean Jaiden

>>52275556
>>52275626
You guys never got randomly horny out of nowhere? Or had morning wood? At any point in your life? That's weird. That's not normal.

>>52275869
It's the "and jack off" part I am taking issue with, the flood of stress hormones your body pumps into you in the morning is mostly responsible for morning wood as I understand it, to actually take care of it I have to actually think about something.

Asexuality is not a real thing it’s just a word for depressed people to cope

>>52264639
Oh it worked for nyan? Let's see her first collab with her bf was start of February, let me just... Oh...

>>52273159
COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT.

>>52275556
>You don't just do it whilst thinking about nothing in particular.
You absolutely can. I mean, you couldn't because of the SSRIs, but people operating under their normal conditions can absolutely jerk off while thinking of nothing in particular.
>>52275626
>You don't just jerk off for funsies.
You absolutely can.

>asexual
>but does sexual things
my brain hurts

>>52259374
>Saves you time and money by being transparent
>op complaints

>>52276132
see >>52275205

>>52270646
its probably worse there but not by a ton, its pretty universal in the west. I suppose I'm sort of asexual because I have zero desire for a woman at this point

AroAse and Asexuality are memes. Not real.

>>52264687
>>52267825
Speak for yourselves, having sex with a hot girl while taking it up the ass from her bf is great.

>>52276634
Asexuality is a real thing. It's just people who don't give a shit about seggs but isn't opposed to some type of connection with people. Asexual bisexual is a bit redundant though

Zoomers

>>52276800
>Asexual bisexual is a bit redundant though
Well then it's a good thing OP image ISN'T AN EXAMPLE OF THAT
READ ALL THE WORDS
THEY'RE PERFORMING A BIT. IT IS AN ACT. IT IS FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE AUDIENCE

>>52276052
Do you have to be the kind of person who has no internal dialogue to do this? Because I am just going to say I don't understand, it doesn't sound real and in fact the person who is able to jerk off like they are in the middle of a mindfulness session or something unsettles me if they really exist.

>>52259546
shes attracted to both, does not want to have sex

how is it this hard for you retards to understand?

>>52275724
lol that explanation just make you more retarded.

>>52277023
you expect people on /vt/ to read?

>>52277033
What the fuck is a "mindfullness session"?
Anon, you're the one that's coming off as the weird one.

>>52275793
She's still getting dicked, anon.
She just doing that to reduce lewd of herself

>>52277099
Anon you know people do that in real life, right? You know there are gay people with biological offspring, right?

>>52277110
meditation then, fucking emptying your head and thinking about
>nothing in particular
Like the state you claim an asexual person can jerk off to completion in.

>>52277216
I ask this not in derision, but to better understand your side of this discussion: are you autistic?

>>52276800
Seeing you this desperate to justify your stupidity is beyond sad now.
You just want to fuck hot people, but you have zero self esteem so you decided that you're "asexual with benefit" to make you feel good.
As the great Kaela Kovalskia said: "Get Some Help"

>>52259750
Based, that's exactly how I feel. I don't get why normalfags are incapable of understanding the idea of just wanting to listen to cute girl voices.

>>52277182
Gay is different than asexual you dumbass.

>>52277316
Don't try to turn this around on me head-empty fapper

The answer is 'the wall'. Not necessarily the concept of the wall, but until women hit the wall they mistakenly believe the world is VERY INTERESTED in everything they have to say, because every dude in the universe pretends to care about their inane bullshit.

So you get chicks like this telling you about their boyfriend and then they're confused when all the dudes vanish.

>>52259821
If she had that foresight she wouldn't have become a college lesbian in the first place. I don't understand people who have weird 'phases' in college. "FOR THE EXPERIENCE", bitch your experience is being 6 figures in debt with no job prospects so you could munch rug.

>>52259546
When women say "Asexual" they really mean Chadsexual.

>>52267087
I have a nostalgic feel for Aethelstan’s comfy 2view music production streams where his dad would hang out with chat from time to time.

>>52278017
And now he's a roider with an ugly girlfriend.

>>52267087
>>52267445
It's as simple as vshojo fans being weird teeange zoomers who worship the dicks of other men.

>>52277424
I never claimed otherwise and I'm curious how you're inferring that I did.

>>52259772
I'm starting to wonder if the women are also this terrible and I've just never noticed it before because I want to fuck them.
I mean if that's the sort of person she considers as her peer, who am I to think she's any better than him?

>>52271842
don't post with Mii-chan filthy roastoid

>>52278017
>>52278116
I noticed that a good combination is a streamer or a youtuber dating a normie. (Markiplier, Lost Pause, Ninja)
But streamer x streamer or youtuber? Big no no. Their ego will clash so bad

>>52279394
Aethel should drop nyiggers for Applemilk1988, the original 4chan ethot.

A whore who openly has a boyfriend is better than a whore who pretends not to.

>>52264424
Asexual and have a boyfriend? are you kiding me?
>>52264559
Well if it look human yes. There are that were able to not look faggy, the monkey, the dog and the orc to quote a few.

>>52279982
Since I watch them regularly Openly married non-whore vtubers are better than both.
Ones that have children better than all three.

>>52280041
A boyfriend provides more than just sexual companionship.

>>52280599
True. They can also water your plants when you're busy.

>>52259374
>not an idol
don't care, simple as

>>52274478
I actually remember watching Veibae, because I thought she was funny, and when she started dating soda, I didn't really cared, because I primarily watched soda back then. But everystream turned into SODA THIS SODA THAT because of retarded viewers, and I'm not here for this shit, I don't mind small talk about it, but when it hijacks the stream id rather watch something else.

>>52264639
Nyanners was fairly established before vtubing right?
And with ironlung I feel like she didn't take a hit because she can't really go and talk on streams about slurping Connor cum, even then I don't think she has a lot of gachis/unicorn, even less than nyanners.

>>52284334
Yeah I feel you, like I'm happy for Vei and Nyan since they seem happy, but It definitely hurt their stream quality imo.

>>52278017
>unironic pre-nyan aethel fans exist
How the fuck?

>>52277416
>I don't get why normalfags are incapable of understanding the idea of just wanting to listen to cute girl voices
A lot of them do, they just won't admit it since acknowledging that CGDCTfags exist cuts off their "you only dislike males on stream because you're a bitter unicorn incel" narrative at the knees.

>>52291060
>acknowledging that CGDCTfags exist cuts off their "you only dislike males on stream because you're a bitter unicorn incel" narrative at the knees.
how?
Unless I'm just retarded that doesn't change a damn thing

>>52259374
*sips wine*
better than lying about it, it's twitch so they actually like this sort of stuff anyway

>>52279516
>Applemilk1988
She's still alive?

>>52295442
>better than lying about it, it's twitch so they actually like this sort of stuff anyway
Twitch has fucking zero rules for it's content, except when it does.
However, the moderation has zero rules whatsoever.
Honesty is appreciated, yes, but the fact that they do like it in the first place is a tragedy at best.

>>52267382
I like to think Asexuality is just women having incredibly high standards for men and most men around them being "genetic defects"/not giving a single fuck about their looks leading into them not being sexually attracted to anyone.

>>52259734
true

>>52259374
They legit dont know, most women dont understand why men get upset when they show other men their boyfriend, and if they do they assume
>my audience isnt like that, they aren't a bunch of creepy incel unicorns
and then pretend like all the lost views are a good thing.