/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52263780
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>52263806
Amen.

Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>SHINRI’S BIRTHDAY SET IS LIVE (On sale until July 24th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>MAGNI'S COPIUM RELEASE CELEBRATION MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 3rd 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_copiumrelease
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/magni-dezmond

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Collection will have 25 Tempus products
What the fuck could they be

AXEL LOVE
>>52263806
>>52263889
AMEN

>>52263806
Amen

>>52263949
I'm guessing the center pieces are the hoodies. The rest could be as small as stickers or keychains looking at their site. Maybe a shirt design similar to the hoodies.

>>52263949
it has more than just the hoodies?

>>52263949
Socks. Left and right sold separately.
And one sticker sheet.

>>52264140
i hope shirts, to have stuff to wear in summer too

>>52264011

Clown frame is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO1JXj6xa-0

>>52264364
Bettel should take a look at Altare's life and count his lucky stars

>>52263949
>She makes plushies
Snailtare

In terms of lore, who do you think in Tempus is evil, as in working in expanding the corruption instead of trying to eradicate it?

>>52263949
They said one was a bag so I assume the rest is any of the other stuff they make

>>52263780
here is a guide to become a male pdf in holo or others
https://files.catbox.moe/sg9rm5.webm

>>52263949
If shipping is reasonable, I'm going broke.

test

>>52263949
ugh idk how much money to drop, because I think they will have VG merch too down the line and I want that more, but I like this merch

>>52263949
So will there be VG stuff? I'm so jealous of HQsisters I want a hoodie like that for my oshi so bad

Magni is a filthy, disgusting, used up skank whore.

>>52265051
And?

>>52264448
the fact that bettel thinks he’s the unluckiest guy in tempus is genuinely funny to me

>>52265114
I don't think that he actually thinks that, it's just something he plays up for his kayfabe.

>>52264901
sorry, HQchads only

>>52265114
Bettel has a bad case of 'i'm so quirky hehe'. Not that I blame him, anyone would want to fit in

I could stay awake just to hear you laughin’
Watch you smile while you are jobbin’
While you’re far away and gamin’
I could spend my life, in this SWEET surrender
I could lost in this moment forever
For every stream spent with you is a stream I’ll treasure forever

I don’t wanna close my eyes
I don’t wanna fall asleep
Cus I’d miss you Tempus
And I don’t wanna miss a stream
Cus even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you Tempus
And I don’t wanna miss a stream

Sittin’ at my desk, reading the threads shitposts
And I’m wond’ring what you’re doin’
Wond’ring if you’re postin’ with us
And then I reply to bait and thank god for unity
I just wanna stay with /mans/
In this moment forever
Forever and ever

I don’t wanna close my eyes
I don’t wanna fall asleep
Cus I’d miss you Tempus
And I don’t wanna miss a stream
Cus even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you Tempus
And I don’t wanna miss a stream

I don’t wanna miss one smile
I don’t wanna miss one chu~
I just wanna be with (You), right here with (You)
Just like this
I just wanna hold (You) close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this stream for all the rest of time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaaaahhhh

I don’t wanna close my eyes
I don’t wanna fall asleep
Cus I’d miss you Tempus
And I don’t wanna miss a stream
Cus even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you Tempus
And I don’t wanna miss a stream

>>52264555
I can only imagine Magni. Achieving "resurrection" of his friends by being one with the entropy (corruption) or something.
Classic JRPG stuff.

>>52265051
Yeah, it's pretty unfortunate. The drugs make him worse.

>>52265113
Just a reminder that your oshi is fucking and sucking a cock carousel every night.

what am i gonna do with all the reaction images ive saved since July 2022 when his 2.0 comes out...

>>52265301
You realize why he is my oshi right?

>>52265321
Ask magmites for advice

>>52265321
guess you'll have to throw them away, because vesper 1.0 is graduating :)

>>52265386
No need to throw them out

>>52265389
So people were right about the graduation rumors after all...

>>52265321
Delete them

>>52265470
but...the memories...i cant let go

>>52265321
>>52265424
Delete them all, no more uggos allowed in /mans/
Sorry Altare

Does Vespe even cares that much about the 2.0? He just seems to go along the change

>>52265527
who the fuck is vespe

>>52265555
9th member of tempus

>>52265587
bro that's jeff

>>52265570
exquisite taste mama

You'll have 3 minutes with him and he'll cry through the whole thing and you won't get to talk at all
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1673796170815246336

guys, the joke is that Jay R... the joke is.... Jay R.....

Nowa 2.0 is supposed to look older... please let it be hot so I can have the disheveled menhera slutty dilf art i deserve

>>52265570
Why does Shinri fujobait so much?

>>52265687
>he doesn't know

>>52265725
That he is into men?

I spent an hour looking at 1-2view indies on twitch to see if I could find Foxanon, alas no closer

>>52265687
Axmag sisters must have ruined your brain. Just because someone comments on someone else's fanart does not mean they are fujobaiting.

>>52265653
It's about time that retarded joke died.

>>52265687
>/mans/ still doesn't know what fujobaiting means

>>52265766
>Axmag sisters
What did I do?

>>52264901
What time frame did omocat myth collection come out from council's? kind of similar situations

>>52265766
To be fair, Axmag sisters are so utterly devoid of shipping fodder since their pairing doesn’t care about each other that even a Twitter reply is something to go “OMG THEYRE FUCKING IRL” over

>>52265766
>>52265823
You mean to tell me that fujobaiting was not his primary reason to comment nice on a picture of a messy mouthed Bettel?

>>52265910
That's mean dude...

If Tempus was a kid's show, what kind would it be?
Probably monster of the week?

>>52265758
That's because I'm not on Twitch.

>>52265943
the guy is horny over monsters?

DREAM TEAM BABY WOOOOOOO

>>52266056
Ren and Stimpy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adwfu6rq1oc

>>52266064
Oh well if you're on youtube that's more like a wild goose chase than a fox hunt

>>52266056
Scooby dooby doo but each episode the monster is actually a tempus member in disguise

>>52266093

STREAM CANCELLED NEW MONITOR ALSO BROKE

>>52266109
We are so back, is unreal

>>52266595
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>52266266
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>52266613
need the hunt showdown streams back or at least some HQ collabs again since it seems work is letting up for them now

CLOWN ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/oO1JXj6xa-0
https://youtu.be/oO1JXj6xa-0
https://youtu.be/oO1JXj6xa-0

>>52266782
>hunt showdown
why hasn't shinri picked that up anyway? isn't he the extraction shooter nut of the gen?

BLEVIS GABEL

>>52266056
Teen Titans if based on lore. Don’t know much about it but I would assume there would be a lot of action with moments of levity.

Something goofier would be Animanics. 8 guys living in the Holo Water Tower, busting out just to cause trouble.

>>52266943(me)
Don’t now much about Tempus lore except for the short comics and what Altare mentions from time to time.

>>52266943
I could totally see tempus being like teen titans that would actually be kino

>>52266943
The Animaniacs sounds like how the retarded unicorns view Tempus, 8 fucks who only exist to mess with the girls

What are your bettel endgame ships?

>>52267169
all

>>52267169
Bettel x Tempus

>>52267169
clownfish

>>52267169
I'm in the begni or gangbang camp currently.

>>52267169
All and any

>>52267169
Altare/Bettel

>>52267233
Based

>>52267169
A healthy diet hopefully

>>52267169
vettel and clownfish
I want him to be completely wrecked by older men

>>52267169
I don't have any endgame ships lmfao

>>52267169
Bettel x (You)

The monitor store. The store that sells monitor. At the monitor store.

>Magni talks about starting earlier
>Starts later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs5tBL2AwNk

>>52267157
I was thinking more about how goofy and absurd the Animanics. The horniess was an after thought.

>>52267169
Bettel/Healthier lifestyle

>>52267426
Damn that's too late for me

>>52267272
Or a combination of both
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47977687

>>52267426
Maguni no...

>>52267478
Vesper Axel...

>>52267426
Well at least I can watch Axel for a good while first then

Bettel wants to whore himself out to grandmas...

>>52267426
I am going to correct my oshi brb

>>52267478
>no vettel or axttel
meh.

>>52267600
what are you going to do? kill him? kek

Bretle....

>>52267426
magni just keeps lying.....

BEGNI BROS

>>52267749
Did they fuck?

>Only Up but not as a bit
HE ADMITS IT

begni up until 7am playing games…

>>52267805
No fucking way Magni actually makes them play it again...

>>52267702
He loves us!

>>52267680
No, I'm going to take away his femboy doujins

>>52267830
our boys might be a lot of things but they don't back up from a direct challenge

what dildo do you guys use while watch my stream?

MYSTA HATE

>>52267805
anyone that didn't know he fails on purpose deserves to have him as an oshi

How to not cry when your kamioshi skips your superchat? (First time)

>>52267963
Point and laugh at this anon

>>52267963
remind yourself that they're not doing it on purpose (unless YOU purposefully sent something creepy/cringe) they're human and make mistakes like they rest of us

>>52267963
Anon....

>>52267963
bully him in chat to get back at him

>>52268044
OH GOD HE HATES ME HE THINKS I'M DISGUSTING I SHOULD JUST WITHER AWAY IN THE SUMMER SUN

>>52267963
Missing superchats happens, that's the risk you take when you throw them money

>>52268129
yes, perish cringe teen

>>52267963
kys

CHILLA HATE

>>52268129
Time to anti him

>>52267426
He loves Axel...

>>52267963
Leak his menshi content

We LOVE Machina X Flayon

We FUCK Machina X Flayon

>>52268231
>We
Speak for yourself. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Machina X Flayon

AXBET BROS

We CUDDLE Machina X Flayon

>>52268350
???

https://twitter.com/oh_Nocturnal/status/1673777025302052871
NOCTARE LOVE

>>52268421
Noc HATES Magni and Vesper

Based Jellybeans

>>52268421
Based

>Bettel 2 is moving with him as well
Nice

>>52268472
>Axel using the guild credit card to buy a ps5

>>52268538
You thought Bettel could survive without him?

i am going to rape bettel in the barbie dream house.

>>52268597
That's what I was worried about kek
His life would fall apart if he moved alone

>>52268219
Valid
https://anonfiles com/H6f4X9y8z8/Insults_and_Encouragement_2_zip
https://anonfiles com/H1gaX5y5z0/Kitty_Cat_Cafe_zip
https://anonfiles com/Rag5X7y7z3/Gavis_Bettel_Alarm_Clocks_zip

>>52269035

>>52269035
based?

>>52269035
Based

>>52269035
kys

>>52269089
this art is so good

>>52269035
nice

Is BPM fun to watch?

mag hoodie style guide: nothing but thigh highs and boots

>>52263949
Based on this, it's all going to be HQ huh

>>52269330
You are so important to me right now, thank you....

>>52269330
Not the chupado... I miss it

>>52269330
Chupado love...

>>52269330
cantm wait until fl;ayon hoodie

>>52269035

Small altmachi crumbs
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1673819515518435329

>>52269330
ToT Rio looks so good in it.. also KEK Magni

>>52269330
CHUPADO

>>52269409
ToT

>>52269401
you good buddy?

>>52269409
Hidden behind the tweet is a knife emoji

>>52269035
>Insults and Encouragement (2)
kek, all your oshis would hate you if you were a disgusting obese fatfuck waste of space

>>52269330
fuck dude

>>52269457
maybee a drink or two idk anymore

>>52269330

>>52269330
I actually have socks like that. Fuck

>>52269409
cute

>>52269526
you know what (You) must do

>>52269330
You're fast

>>52269561
I'm not posting any pictures if I do

>>52269526
You will share a pic when you get the hoodie right

>>52269645 (me)
Damn it

>>52269641
understandable it might be better that way, there's a good chance i'll show up in the pictures outside your window

I've just reached N3 JP since I started watching tempus. I'd like to thank my useless oshis.

>>52269734
>spoiler
Anon, if you hang out near my window I will lynch you

he's so good at being an NPC

>>52269842
nta i will break into ypur house if you don't post wearing the hoodie ands tempantsu

Bettel is actually great va

woah let's calm down a bit and remember that the women here most likely don't look like momi's drawings so you don't want to see that shit anyway

>>52270061
heh yeah women

I just heard a door open in Bettel's BG...

>>52270061
shut thje fuck up i want to see ass period

>>52270187
Bro you don't

>>52269965
Good point. One small problem, I have a 12 gauge under my bed nigger boy

I do believe that there's some femanons buying the Altare tempantsu for science reasons that I've forgotten now but were very important and I do hope they deliver their research....

>>52264555
Unintentionally evil:
- Hakka (Tengu Corruption)
- Bettel (Phantom-possessed)

Evil in every sense of the word
- Magni
- Phantom

IMO in Magni's case, he's attempting to give the corruption a way out just to sate his morbid curiosity. Using "I wish to find the truth" as a cover for something much darker.

>>52270260
Someone post Anime Boston pics

>>52269761
congrats, sorry about your oshi

>>52270260
yes i fucjking do
>>52270273
do it bitch nigga im gonna rape yopu anyways

>>52270148
He and bettel 2 just switched. Only the most attentive fans would have noticed.

>>52263806
Amen.

>>52270333
Dude where the fuck is J on your keyboard

going through nowa oji dick withdrawals.. i cant take it anymore

>>52270399
right here j

>>52270298
didn't that hot regina go to anime boston

>>52270333
Not if I rape (you) first

>>52267963
>My superchat gets skipped sometimes
>Veteran SCer
>Doesn't matter as long as my money goes to Hololive Productions to fund all talent projects

>>52270529
are you woman or male?

>>52270613
Anon, Yagoo is a man

>>52270680
ohc shit youre right

Oh no bros. I'm so tired I don't think I can keep myself awake to watch Axel... But I'm so excited for it

>>52270574
Based

>>52270574
does it feel good to be sane?

MAHRVAL

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/POudgAYCDnI
https://youtu.be/POudgAYCDnI
https://youtu.be/POudgAYCDnI

>>52270574
1/3 goes to youtube tho. You are better off buying voice packs, gives more money to the talent.

LEADER ON THE TELLY

BLUE HUSBAND ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POudgAYCDnI

RED HUSBAND ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDTgqEsMsWQ

I had a dream about Altare and now it's a bit weird to watch him

PILOTO ON TELE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDTgqEsMsWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDTgqEsMsWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDTgqEsMsWQ
>>52271059
Cute!!!!!!Makes me think of the game Myst.....

>>52271087
what was the dream, anon?

Buttsex with Flayon

oh i wasn’t expecting this game to be first person

>>52271312
your gay

>>52270810
You have over two hours to take a nap

It feels like I haven't heard Flayon's voice in ages, I'm at peace...

SPITROAST AAAAAAA

>>52271121
He was berating me I think. I don't remember exactly but I felt like shit. He had his face up against my ear and I had that dream paralysis thing so I couldn't move or talk. So sitting with my headphones watching him kinda emulates that

>>52271384
Why don't I have dreams like that.

AAAIIIEEEE furries in my shooter game

>>52270333
You really wanna see ass period?

>>52271384
Lmao

>>52271384
GIWTWM

>>52271384
that's... really unfortunate kek

>>52271435
yes

Jobbing already

Does anyone else feel less motivated to draw fanart when your oshi keeps ignoring it?

>>52271384
Sucks if you’re not into that kind of thing

>>52271573
Git gud

>>52271536
Nasty.

>>52271573
Draw for the fellow fans who want to see their oshi in certain ways, not for the oshi themselves

he's already lost kek

Ok this game is kinda kino

>>52271667
how bro, ass is ass i'll take any and all nastural ass flat ass fat ass concave ass square ass pear ass it makes no difference ass is ass and i love it fuck head

you guys planning on getting all of the jackets or just your oshis

i’m playing the binding of isaac while watching altare play beats per minute

My husband is so retarded

>>52271771
too poor so just my oshi

>>52271771
morfyume?

whichever anon said the game was "red" wasn't kidding

>>52271771
wtf this is sick. probably all of them

>>52271771
I want Altare’s but Axel’s is the only one I would wear in public.

Ok bpm is kinda fun kek

an fps that is satisfying to watch? rare

>apples with toothpaste on halloween
what is wrong with americans

the chimken dance.

>BPM is kino
how come no one told me

>>52271988
who said that this time im watching my blue shota husband

>>52271671
i really draw for myself because it's fun but I miss the endorphin boost when he used to like almost everything I drew

I love love love Altare's whistling

>>52271868
same, I really want to buy altares since he's my oshi, but I don't wear blue clothes at all

>>52272028
red shota

>>52271771
Getting the ones that I think look cool. So far that's all three, but if I don't like Vesper's I won't buy it.

>>52272085
is flay alright wtf ive never heard of that till now

>>52272077
I'm having the exact opposite problem, I love the colors of altare's the best but i can't justify buying more than my oshi's hoodie

>what does this symbol of death do?
>takes damage
who would've thunk

>>52272118
Apparently he actually got that and rotisserie chicken during halloween

>>52272055
Our cute disney princess.

>>52272077
I love the color but it stands out so much.

I want Flayon to impale me on his horn and throw me around...

>>52271771
you sold me on Altare's

>>52271771
getting vespers no matter what

If there are more songs I might actually buy BPM

>>52271771
just my oshi as long as its not somehow terrible also someone else is getting it for me kek

BPM takes 100% of your brain power

i love flay....please kill me

has Flay always been this unhinged

Blue, why are you jobbing this hard

>>52272355
He sounds really tired and his barely functional filter doesn't work when he's tired

kek this is fun even if he's jobbing

>flayon had this sent to him by multiple friends

>>52272355
he didn't sleep until 7 am EST

KEK

is flayon's framerate going down for others?

>>52272455
he just like me

how is there no normal mode

>>52272509
I wish I had friends to stay up till 7am on discord with.

Flayon is literally hot and its really unfair...

Nobody is watching bettel

>>52272573
yeah he said he had buffering at the start of the stream, probably the windows update fucking up his pc

>>52272725
me and my 1,276 smart fridges are

i wonder if they made holy water taste bad so people wouldn't drink it

>>52272750
yeah it's stuttering, buffering and skipping a lot for me. just checking.

>>52266056
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. Emphasis on Imaginary.

>>52268421
Based.

Kino

Altare cute

>>52272887
Altare's Schizophrenic Adventures

>>52271850
kek yeah i really like all of the jackets so far, been thinking about it while stuck at work. i need to see what they look in person
>>52272228
winrar
>>52272278
i do not have High Hopes for vespers

Flay laughing at the trauma dump kek

i’m kind of surprised at how well fps and rhythm gameplay seem to work together

>>52267169
Altare x the full Altarebowl harem

>>52273039
yeah it's good

That's a sexy revolver

kek

Scammed

>Flayon has been getting more agressive towards chat
he's getting too uppity...

Altare is so cute I need to fuck him

>>52271771
I wish Altare's was dark blue instead of light blue, but I'm still probably getting it nevertheless. Very cute drawing, btw!

>>52273265
He needs correction like the one that anon wrote last thread ToT

Man do I watch Altare play this or do I play it myself
captcha: JYNXME
huh....

>>52273265
i like his aggressive side though

this might actually be the first time ive seen no one talk about bettels stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBlre6kwmW4

Sisters, is he going to lose his pointed chin?

MORI MENTION

>>52273430
Because he's fucking boring unironically

>>52273430
He just ended a few minutes ago.

Altare's heartless

I wish titanfall 3 would come out so I can hold him accountable for all these promises

he gave that guy a full load all at once all over his face

why haven't i ever heard of this game before? it's actually great

>>52273425
Its cute but...I still prefer when he comforts and dotes on us....

>>52273681
Same. Sweet Flay is very dear to me

bullets per minute is unironically KINO

Slimes got him asking for so many perms

>period asmr
Flayon...no.

>>52273626

>>52273510
as long as he has a wrinkle all is forgiven

I can see this game becoming repetitive but it's definitely fun

yo i just checked in on flayon and what the fuck is he talking about lol

>>52273796
looks like its best to play in short play sessions

>>52273817
>>52273783
A while ago he found out period pain simulators were a thing and decided eh wanted to do an ASMR with it, apparently the manger said okay that stream too I think`

>>52273510
I'm more worried about his intro changing to fit his new look. I really like the music and background art.

>>52273865
you know... i think i just don't wanna know

>How are you with men treating you badly?

Hehehehehe

Is Flay horny today?

altare pissed himself…

Pissventurers, please control yourselves..

I never realized before this game how incapable Flayon is of doing two things at the same time. When he's just auto piloting in a fighting game he manages okay-ish but when he has to plan a route or think he just walks in circles doing nothing.
I normally don't mind but I wanted to see him show he's a gamer today.

>>52273982
he's just talking about a visual novel

This nigga is really giving a guide to diabolik lovers

>>52273865
added context: as a kid he wished that everyone got periods because he felt bad that only women got them

>>52273865
>period pain simulators
wtf is that? how do you emulate a period? having something stick on your stomach or something? I have so many questions

Buntare superiority

>>52274131
>wishing everyone pain instead of getting rid of it
based

what is a bunny hopping mechanic

>>52274131
That makes so much for Flay, I guess. Even if it is dumb logic like making himself lose so others can feel better.

>>52273430
Weak in review is a wasted stream

>altare is going to put custom music in the game
OH BOY HERE WE GO

oh man possible kino incoming?

>>52274042
>I wanted to see him show he's a gamer today.
Naive little anon, expecting him to show off when he's Hakka tier in terms of gaming

KEK

holy shit FLays too much for thsi game

Wtf happened

hate hate HATE regis altare

>>52274143
https://youtu.be/Vqms5cCskqI
I’m not sure where they stick them at but the pain is normally felt around the crotch and butt.

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

>>52274173
Zoomer-chama....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strafing_(video_games)#Bunny_hopping
https://youtu.be/HjKENNGIa6M?t=30s

>>52274143
>>52274446
I remember seeing a video where they stick the things on their abdomen

>>52274446
I am sure is pretty bad but I heard is worse to get kicked in the nuts anyway. I always hear that being hit there is close to the feeling of giving birth but I am not a woman so I wouldnt know

>altare hitting us with his keys

Oh yeah, has leader gotten a working car again?

Altare just threw keys in my face, can I sue

>>52274586
yeah

>>52273510
>it will take Vesper getting a completely new visual for him to change his zatsu background

And now, we are seeing if altare can play on top of the world, or tied together

Flay is cracking me up today what the hell kek

What’s blue boy cooking

what the blue menace doin

>>52274578
I can only imagine what a kick in the balls feels like, but pain wise it probably less than half of that feeling but over the course of 24-48 hours.

MILF PLEASER X FLAYON

>>52274578
imagine the pain of getting kicked in the balls for about a week

KEK IT DOESN'T SUIT

TOP OF THE WORLD KINO

TOP OF THE WORLD FPS SHOOTER LETS GOOOOOOOO

ITS REAL

KEK THIS IS SO DUMB ALTARE

>>52274578
for me its like an overwhelming urge to use the bathroom but nothing ever comes out of you for about a week

altare is now going to get this song stuck in everyone's head again

HAKKA ON THE TELLY BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNNaXoA-bCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNNaXoA-bCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNNaXoA-bCs

>>52274306
I moreso wanted to see him try than succeed.

he's so dumb

this is actually kind of fucking cool kek

altare cute

Altare is too retarded, love this blue little fella

>>52274753
>>52274789
>>52274872
Damn I didn't know it was that bad

>>52274872
But that's me when I only eat processed food

BOYS-oh

ALTARE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got blue balled

Blueballed....

HOW DID HE JOB THAT KEK

>>52274753(me)
>>52274789
>>52274872
I’m one of the lucky ones. I only feel like that for the first couple of days, and maybe some dull pain after that, if anything.

HE'S PLAYING DUMB AGAIN
I WILL STRANGLE HIM

little shit

Huh? :D Clueless? :D

i HATE my oshi regis altare

AIIEEE HE'S THREATENING SUICIDE

i FUCK my oshi regis altare

>>52275149
You mean like choke him? Like a chicken?

He's so fucking cute I'm NGMI

>beats per minute karaoke where they have to sing while playing to the instrumental tracks

BOYS

B O Y S
O O
Y Y
S S

SAILING THE SAME BOAT, BOYS

BOYSSSSS

BOYS

Kek

Those aren't the McNuggies I'm talking about...

is Altare the only one that knows (almost) all the lyrics to totw?

>the loop makes it go off
Damn
So close, yet so far

why is it off now

>>52275386
yes

>>52275418
because of the way it loops, its not a smooth loop it just starts the song again from the start

Kek it's actually fucking with Altare

>Flayon never finished any Rance games
wtf I feel deceived, I thought he was based...

>>52275386
It seems that way.

>Flay spit powered cars
Naruhodo Flay....

>>52275386
He better after forcing me to listen to it so much. It's the only HolostarsEN song I know by heart.

why is Altare's sense of direction so much better in this game

Flayon almost ruined his run making fun of react streamers kek

>>52275780
Pew pew game

It's not so red anymore

>>52275904
It’s piss color now :D

Happy Altare love

>>52275998
pissventurer no. . .

FPStare is prime little brother experience

Which fucking stream do I watch I'm on mobile

hello anons. tempus

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! THERE IS TOO MUCH!!! Waking up to the Ohmonah collab designs was. Wild. They're all so beautiful, and cool, and I really love the designs on them! Axel looks especially cute as a little micro-organism! I'm so glad to hear that there will be online sales available too- I can't wait to order my own hoodie! It looks so comfortable- AH! It's really amazing that Tempus was able to team up with Ohmonah and get hoodies of this quality, I know all the boys must just adore them. But just. Somehow, a lot of aspects of Axel's own clothes seemed to have made their way into the design, his logos, the chest straps, the tears on his jacket, the charms, that blue patch on his arm, ect. It's. Just really cool. I wonder if he'll talk about it during today's FF16 stream? I hope so! This guy man, he's come so far from all those stories he tells of his past- I'm happy. I'm really happy to see that he's gotten chances and experiences like this, and I really do hope that it continues, and that he continues to grow! Speaking of, well not really, but I just want to talk about this too! His new cover!!! It's going to come out soon, I think! I'm really excited about it- so curious as to who the cameo member is- I wonder if it's going to be something that ties into lore somehow? I think Axel said he wanted to do VPs to explore his lore, but doing so through MVs is something that'd be so cool too!!! Like. Perhaps. In the orisong that the talks have begun for! This guy, AH-! I can't even begin to think of what an original of his would be like, the lyrics or the instrumentals, but oh! It's amazing, it's really amazing that this'll get produced. I'll hope and pray that the producer he wants to work with gets an opening. This guy always wants to put out things that he can be proud of, and once he gets an idea in his head, he's not likely to drop it willingly. So, I really do hope that the production of something this important goes smoothly! God, I think I could gush about ideas for an orisong for hours- so cool. Anyway, I love this guy very much and I hope that he's at least getting some rest, seems like he can't sleep easily again. Take care of yourself Axel, and eat well! I wish you luck in everything that you do and I hope that you're always happy and healthy!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Filthy Altare

>>52276409
hello anon
Tempus!

that's a terrible analogy, you blue idiot

>a roguelike player will always be faithful to you
DYRBI?

huh

... What does that even mean

praise kink altare