/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52247799
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>52247814
amen

>>52247814
Amen. I always wonder what that thread below the sticky was.

Dingo love!

>>52247814
Amen.

Axel's Nier streams really keeping that one axelotl plump

>>52247814
Amen.

>>52247814
Amen

>Kaine you wanna, nice ass, you wanna y'know, you wanna
He has zero game

>>52248232
That's the strategy

dumbasses spoiling in chat, shake my head

>>52222075
Looks like it's back. Was it just a check-over with no edits? Looks like live chat still works.

Axel is such a cute scaredy cat

am i a prune for disliking the boys taking the rice purity score
it feels gross and tacky to me "teehee look at how pure/degenerate i am!"

>>52248645
I'm not that fond of it either, but I guess it's whatever as long as they don't start to talk about being a slut constantly on stream

>>52248645
>am i a prune
Depends, how long did you stay in the water?

>>52248645
yeah you are

>>52248645
i can understand why some would rather not see it, i personally don't care since it's just a goofy internet test

>>52248645
Like the last thread said, the stuff on there is generally not outrageously degenerate. A lot of it just comes with relationship/life experience.

>>52248645
Society could use a little more prudishness. Though your post implies that it's not the content that bothers you, but the fact that it's a brag either way.

>>52248645
You dislike it because some people use it to attention whore, rather than dislike it because it is partly 'sexual'. So no, you are not a prude. Maybe a little cynical.

>>52248893
That one poor Bettelyume who wanted to keep thinking that he is inexperienced and would be overwhelmed if she were to bed him

I hate the rice purity score because it's always used to tear down the ones with the higher scores and that makes me feel bad about myself

>>52249044
lol get rekt virgin *chu*

nier stream happiness

You could give Axel a character that has lead a genocide but as long as it's a cute girl who had a tragic past he would insist her not to be a bad person

Imagine ripdesk threesome where Axel has his nuzzle on and rpr wears his mask UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>52249044
Why would you feel bad about having a high score
You trying to be a normalfag or something?

Missing them ...

>>52248990
I mean, there are some serious shut-ins here because it's 4chan, so standards here might be skewed, but I'm pretty inexperienced (sex once, relationship once, shut-in) and my score was only 2 points away from his

>>52249485
everybody point and laugh at this WHORE

Bunch of virgins

>>52249044
i still dont know why having sex is a bragging right dw about your lifestyle beimg different anon

This is such a nice piece of fanart
https://twitter.com/Luma8B/status/1673663640598093830

>>52249800
Torso and neck look very weird but I swear there's an Astel illustration like this.

Axel...

Emil wants to be the bride...

FYRA LOVE

>>52249435
I'm thinking about that recent thread saying there are more underage teens here than we might think, so now I'm not sure if some of these posters are actually underage and doing the "ew cooties!" thing or just your typical 4chan wizards
Don't miss the days where all the artists were on Tumblr and you had to try to dodge the young teens talking out their ass about their sexuality that hadn't even awakened yet, freaking the fuck out at TEH SECKS GASP and deciding already that they were officially asexual or inventing new words for things that they didn't realize were normal because it seemed new and special to them. And then trying to "educate" other users about these things they didn't even understand...

>>52249091
So, most horndogs?

>>52250177
You mean like Twitter?

>>52250267
how do corndogs have anything to do with this

>>52250303
>we are at the point where people werent around to see the tumblr to twitter conversion
grim

>>52250385
I existed then, i just didn't use either thankfully.

>>52250332
Axel thinks with his corn dog, like most horn dogs, and as such gives a morality pass to people he thinks are sexy.

>>52250454
tumblr was unironically better it at least pushed content creation amongst all of the fandom/sociopolitical shit flinging
twitter is only made for arguing at this point. its a miracle tempus has minimal fandom shit flinging

>>52250177
>there are more underage teens here than we might think,
Almost every person I've met who uses 4chan started doing so while they were still minors. I was 13-15. I generally assume that a small but substantial portion of anons are underageb& at any given time.

>>52250480
horned dogs? Axel doesn't have horns

>>52249449
my little bros....

Axel's corndog

There's been so much Tempus merch but none of it has really been for me except the valentine's keychains.
When are they going to have some proper collectibles aiya

>>52250838
Same but tempantsu

To have Axel crying on my shoulder... ToT

>>52250838
I really want some fan rep mascot merch and/or plushies I literally couldn't care less about any of the other stuff. I've only bought the VPs.

>>52250177
I can at least tell you my post is just by a 24 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin™ and merely have a lot of 4chan culture instilled in me after being here for 9 years
But I don't know why it would never occur to you that this site has a high population of underages. Based on the many age surveys I've seen on this site, most of the userbase is roughly teens to mid 20's

>>52250838
If you want Tempus to get better budgets to create better merch, unironically make them more popular and successful. Create clips, talk to non-tempuras about them, promo their stuff, etc. Don't sit around like the starmins did or you will get standardized merch in couple of years too.

>>52250957
im saving up for nuis in case they ever come

Rank Tempus debuts from worst to less bad.

>>52251173
Morf > rest > Jeff

>>52251157
They just released some new nuis for Uproar and Astel and Aru's new designs, so it's possible

>>52251173
morf > justa > clop > gorimane

I know tempus managers are lurking here, R-TRUS model kit when

you guys don't think cover actually lurks here right
it's just a joke right
if this place had 500+ ips I could see it but with an average of 80-110 there's no way

>>52251270
Never, that shit is expensive to produce, Flayon doesn't have the means to justify something like that.

>>52251216
oh they did? i missed that, cool

>>52251339
5 managers is all they need, not like they would post either so IP count is irrelevant

>>52251380
Yeah, but I don't think they showed it with the rest of the merch during the anniversary live for whatever reason

>>52251405
no I mean that is this such a small focus group that the "opinions" here aren't worth spending time on reading

>>52251210
>>52251262
thinly veiled morf anti posts

>>52251496
You’re right, the talents are lurking here, not the managers.

>>52251446
huh what a weird marketing choice im not surprised though

Why did Altare say it

>>52251496
Anyone who thinks that cover cares about this place is a self important lowlife, same with people thinking that most of the fanbase of Tempus visits /here/

>>52251666
We know axel is here and he passes on feedback to the others

Is this a bad time? I want to fuck flay so bad. I've been spending the last few days watching his streams and got his membership and I love when he talks about his trauma and mommy issues. Honestly I'm not listening till I hear keywords and tune in, I just like his voice so much. I took note of one instance where he says mommy in a babyboy voice on 0519 at around 45:37. I keep replaying it. Whenever he whines and cries I replay it. Why is he so cute? How is he so cute? I want to eat him whole. I want to take him under me and ride him as he cums again and again and again until he can't make any sound other than broken whines and unintelligible babbling that I know is him trying to say mommy. I want to kiss his tears and blow raspberries on his cheeks and pat his head and tell him he's being such a good boy and that he's making mommy feel really good and he would moan in a really high voice and cum for the last time today. But am I done? No. I would kiss him and he would start to drift off to sleep.... until I sit on his face. By this time I already pavlov dogged him into sticking his tongue out and getting to work right away when he feels it against his face, so he would eat me out till he passes out for real due to lack of oxygen. Anyway I actually like him in a soft way too. I love when he has that autistic smile on his face when he starts streams. When he says or asks something and waits for the chat's response and he smiles like a dumbass as he stares to the side while facing straight like he's trying to make us feel like he's talking to us (or he's just so autistic he forgets to turn his face?) it makes me want to squeeze his face till his eyes pop out. He does something casual like look down so his model jiggles and my heart fills with love and autism and it gives me an insane urge to reach across the screen and choke him till his neck snaps. I want to bite him so bad especially when he's talking calm then he says something wrong and he gets loud and panics a lil. I want to imprint my teeth marks on his cheeks. I want to rip his throat out once more with my teeth. I want to give him a blanket because the impregnator3000 body suit doesn't seem that warm. You know how the incels on this board get off to boob jiggles? I used to think they're all retarded for being attracted to drawings when they can see real ones for free but I get them now. I feel the same way about his hair jiggles that fall on his forehead. It sways over his mint-strawberry ice cream eyes like the trees outside my window bend at hurricanes. He sounds less energised lately. I want to feed him healthy food and take him out on walks every day like a dog. I'll even put a leash on him so he can't run back in. I'll buy him ice cream as tasty as his eyes. I want to see his body have that subtle blush on his cheeks everywhere, on his elbows, knees, neck, corner of his eyes, as he cries and begs to go back inside because a 5 hour walk is too much. I shush him and continue to sit on his back as he walks around the neighbourhood on all fours. Then he'll know what exhaustion really feels like so he'll behave better in his streams. I want bite his bangs off. I want to spank him till his ass is the same shade as his hair. I want to rip his eyes out and eat them. Better yet, I eat one eye and he eats one. I want to tie him to a machine that will milk his cum and make him drink it in a loop. I want to make him trust me as he age regresses around me then give him mommy issues again. I want to feed him warm milk in a baby bottle. I want to take his hand off household chores because he's too stupid and young to do that. I want to condition him to only be able to fall asleep with his head on my boobs. Then I'll celebrate his birthday and tell him he's a big boy now and force him to do his taxes. He'll have a breakdown and think he's only safe when he's in my arms and has a pacifier in his mouth. I'll chain him to my bedroom but he'll think it's to protect him from the outside world. I want to kiss him so bad. I wish the best for him.

>>52251727
He doesn't seem to take feedback given to him though, Idk how often I've told him to knot the other boys

>>52250303
Unfortunately, from what I'm hearing. Tumblr exodus probably didn't help, but I don't know what Twitter was like before that. Never bothered with Twitter and only am feeling forced to now with how much it's used in this hobby...
>>52250385
Was that all from the Tumblr expats or was it just a coincidence with the rise of SJW culture across the board?
>>52250562
Haven't used Twitter much but I remember Tumblr being clogged with so much mindless reblogging I had to wade through to find actual new art. Is Twitter even worse? Or is it a case of Tumblr at least reblogging funny memes created from someone else on Tumblr rather than just looping SJW arguments?
>>52251020
I think it's a faceless Internet issue for me. In real life, I don't accidentally hang out with kids or think about them much because they aren't relevant to me. And with all the porn and degeneracy here, my mind is especially not on minors. But then every so often I'm reminded there are wild uohs running around ignoring age rules

>>52251772
Mucho texto

>>52251772
yeah it is, maybe repost in an hour?

>>52251772
new copypasta just dropped

>>52251772
please kill yourself

>>52251496
>this such a small focus group that the "opinions" here aren't worth spending time on reading
An outsider isn't likely to know that IP counts even exist, which isn't a common public-facing feature on most websites. But aside from that, I would argue that this specific thread is one of the few places that actually is worth reading from a talent or manager's perspective. Constructive criticism actually exists here. Everywhere else, the boys mostly only get extremes of either nonstop dicksucking even when criticism is deserved, or nonstop seething over things that don't matter, and outright lies.

>>52251772
Best not to make a fetish out of someone's childhood trauma my good man

>>52251905
Nta but I lie about the boys here all the time kek. I don't take anything seriously here and I'd assume anyone competent wouldn't either.

>>52251905
I just wonder how they can wade through all the hornyposts and shitposts to get to the useful info. Unless they just log on, post something asking for opinions, read the (you)s and then GTFO.

>>52251905
true, x boy is a whore, x boy is cringe, i miss x boy, x boy should rape/be raped are definitely all worthwhile criticisms

>>52251905
Ah yes, the constructive criticism of which pairing is winning

Hey guys, totally NOT an intern from Cover Corp here. If you could tell Tempus one thing about their work, what would it be? Just asking out of curiosity haha

I might have to oshi-hen Magni after all.

>>52251772
Making Flayon a shota was a big mistake.

>>52252158
why

>>52252138
flayonlyfans

>>52252158
Stop talking about it and just do it

>>52252000
yeah i've spread misinformation about almost all the boys, some actually sticks better than others kek

>>52252138
Please focus on your stream, Axel

>>52252138
Could they stop fujobaiting as hard, thanks

>>52252138
gavis bettel rape

>>52252138
I love stars

>>52252121
>>52252119
Constructive criticisms like "I wish Flayon would tone down the overacting and cutsey voice shit, it's filtering me hard." Which was a common opinion here when he debuted, and an issue he fixed.

>>52252138
Could they please fujobait more, thanks

>>52252272
>dudes hanging out being bros
>male anon on 4chan “uhhh is this gay bait”

>>52252344
Go watch niji if you want to hear them talk about being bottoms

>>52252138
tell morf to stream

AXEL LOVE I miss him already

>>52252353
they dont have friends please understand

>>52252364
Kill yourself

>>52252138
Just because Bettel says "This makes me look like an asshole, huh" doesn't stop him from looking like an asshole every time he is an asshole

I am enjoying Nier so much, even if it hurts my heart sometimes, it's very emotionally investing.

>>52251772
women scare me I think I'm fine with my 90+ rice now

>>52252442
no one here has friends

>>52252456
Calm down nijisis

>>52252218
I'm just really conflicted... I liked it more when he was less shameless.

>>52252320
Kek. You don't think he just mellowed out? Talents almost always ground themselves once they get comfortable.
Also the critiques written like that are few and far between, it's usually "Flayon is such a faggot can he shut the fuck up" but usually even more retarded.
You're overestimating this place

>>52252494
wtf bro I thought we were pals I thought we had something special

>>52252479
for a second I thought you were talking about cached rice Vesper

>>52252463
Axel was very cute today as well!

>>52252320
That reminds me: Does anyone know how much shit Magni got for his outsider collab spam outside of /here/? I only know what went down /here/

>>52252550
you mean nothing to me
goodbye forever anon

>>52251905
Everything in catalog that isn't pinned by meidos is equivalent to a Tabloid headline. Bold and Daring, but ultimately empty and lacks any substance if at all. It's also the nijiEN talent's venting spot and I'd rather not hear their moanings.
>constructive opinions itt
If there are, the managers would have to read a bunch of greentexts on why Flayon is a sexbot, Magni's asshole is wider than a sewer pipe, Axel is a dumb cunt, Altare The Rape Man, the million and one ways to beat up Bettel (lovingly), Shinri getting raped by Mamomi, and Hakkitos being piss fetishists. I would an hero myself before I even find anything useful.

>>52252579
He was!!! Had lots of good news to share with us as well earlier, and even though he was busy, this guy spent so much time with us. We're really lucky to have him.

>>52252547
Tbdesu me too.I actually dislike notmagni and he is slowly inching there

>>52252353
Fujos (intentionally?) misinterpret all male friendships as being romantic. Furthermore, women in general can't directly understand how male friendship works, and we shouldn't expect them to any more than we can understand theirs.

>>52252608
I'm going to fukcing kill
kill myself

AXEL COME ON MAN. HE IS BEGGING FOR THE KNOT.

>>52252138
I'm waiting for whatever large amounts of work that keep the boys from streaming a lot to pay off.

>>52252632
Hakkito*
and kek

>>52251905
this place has a concentrated group of the worst tempus fans, coomers and falseflaggers and if you can't see that idk what to tell you

>>52252632
vesper... forgotten...

>>52252694
Male hands wrote this post

>>52252547
I hate myself for watching his PL shit because now I just see him as a cringe “ironic anime liker” gaybaiter

>>52252727

>>52252727
ToT

>>52252727
eew that's gay

>>52252775
Seriously, how have doxxfags become so comfortable here

>>52252564
Yeah nah, I'm more of a pasta kinda guy. Vestie though.

>>52252727
I need it... please...

>>52252842
Falseflagging donmai

>>52252852
ojisan ill get you and take you out for coffee

>>52252852
Grain cache tierlist when?

>>52252842
Meidos don't care about /MANS/ unless a report is made.

>Altare and Vesper are too prudish/embarrassed to share their rice purity scores
Kinda cute…

>>52253019
If I was an unpaid schmuck I wouldn't care as much too

>>52252906
more of a tea guy, and I'm just a christmas cake not a proper ojisan

>>52253082
Vesper would have if it wasn't his time off right now

>>52253082
having sex isnt a personality trait

>>52253191
Say that to the alphabet soup

>>52252753
True or not, that's irrelevant to the point. We also have good fans and useful information, which aren't mutually exclusive with bad fans. Also, "worst" is pretty subjective. Worse than the worst of what? Discord? Somehow I doubt it.

>>52253191
Back to twitter, thanks and bye

>>52253191
Being shy/reserved/prudish/shameless/open/etc. are definitely aspects of personality?

>>52253082
That's a good thing.

>>52253141
Christmas cake male ToT

>>52253248
Isn't twitter already full of sex addicted people and coomers?

Good night /MANS/! Please have a wonderful rest of your days and remember to be kind to yourselves, chu~!

>>52253543
You too, chu~!

feel like shit and i miss them..

>>52251772
didn't read but kys

>>52253543
Chu! Have sweet dreams anon~

>>52251772
pretty hot desu

I hope Regulus isn't a whore like the rest of his Tempus senpais

>>52252549
>Kek. You don't think he just mellowed out?
I'm not saying that it happened as a result of us, I'm saying that most places didn't even have that criticism properly articulated. Just walls of text with one of two options:
>1. OMG ToT FLAYON CRACKED AT VOICE ACTING AND SO CUUUUUUTE~~~<3333 ToT
>2. FUCK THE HOMOS THEY ARE RUINING HOLOLIVE AND VTUBING IN GENERAL
The point is that valid and useful criticisms can be found here somewhat consistently, not that there's a complete absence of which they can.
>the critiques written like that are few and far between
>You're overestimating this place
I disagree. I specifically aim to post these things, and I'm not the only one who does it, either. There being some shit around doesn't negate that fact. If you think that makes this place shit, or that it's not enough, then be the change you want to see.

>>52254014
All of them are sex haver whore, Altare has sex with both his girlfriend and her dad

>>52254014
altare is a high class escort who saves his slutty ways for behind the scenes over flaunting it in public like a cheap whore

Guys I can't believe it. Yagoo is MARRIED! With a ring and everything! The biggest Holostars shill, married to some woman! I can't believe he was a whore all along.

>>52254158
cope

>>52252549
>Kek. You don't think he just mellowed out?
I'm not saying that it happened as a result of us, I'm saying that most places didn't even have that criticism properly articulated. Just walls of text with one of two options:
>1. OMG ToT FLAYON CRACKED AT VOICE ACTING AND SO CUUUUUUTE~~~<3333 ToT
>2. FUCK THE HOMOS THEY ARE RUINING HOLOLIVE AND VTUBING IN GENERAL
The point is that valid and useful criticisms can be found here somewhat consistently, which they can.
>the critiques written like that are few and far between
>You're overestimating this place
I disagree because I specifically aim to post these things, and I'm not the only one who does it, either. There being some shit around doesn't negate that fact. If you think that makes this place shit, or that it's not enough, then be the change you want to see.

>>52254231
>>52254076
point and laugh

>>52253248
And you go back to nijisanji, slut

>>52254198
chat reflects streamer, whore guild reflects founder

>>52254014
Same but I wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t a virgin or was experimental at one point. I think when Altare was playing Apex with Axel and rpr that he said he kissed a guy once, but he didn’t think it was a long enough kiss to think if he liked guys or not. I don’t know the specific stream, it might have been one before/during the TSB arc.

>>52254284
if Vesper posts bait to humiliate himself to get off, who's the one posting to humiliate others to get off?

>>52254158
he literally said he's a manwhore on stream

>>52254396
Me, about (You).

>>52254428
brb getting off
(not vesper btw)

>>52254231
>t. didn't watch him when he talked about reading criticism
sure this place has some actual feedback but it's 1 in thousands of posts

i love my slutty manwhore oshi regis altare ToT

i love my slutty manwhore oshi magni dezmond!

>>52254077
>>52254158
>>52254317
i don't understand, is this a new meme

>>52251772
God I want this so bad. I need a horny mommy.

>>52254317
>>52254158
>>52254077
I was talking about our future promised vsinger, Regulus... not Mr Regis himself. kek
Altare is a slut and that's already known, but at least he's classier than the rest of Tempus.

>vesper
hooker
>altare
manwhore
>flayon
slut

Are there any other members that have called themselves something like that?

>>52254579
Magni called himself a whoreshi, I mean, horse-oshi...

>>52254579
Whats with these Vesper hooker accusations? Is it just a headcanon from 4milks?

>>52254484
ToT our manwhore oshi

>>52254579
Didn't axel say he was a fuckboy shortly after debut?
Magni suggested he was a high class prostitute

>>52254579
Magni has called himself (directly or indirectly) slutty, a dirty slut, not a whore, not some cheap whore, a high class prostitute, your horshi, etc.

>>52254466
>he talked about reading criticism
What did he say?

>>52254317
>i wouldn’t be surprised if altare wasn’t a virgin
anon… altare is absolutely not a virgin. i would guess he has no trouble in the “finding people to fuck” part of relationships at all. the trouble for him is in the actual relationship part kek

>>52254569
>classier than the rest of Tempus
You sure about that?

nevermind i hate this general and everyone in it except for vesmachi schizo

>>52254552
It feels more like 2 truths and a lie but the game is rigged

>>52254813
Chu~

>>52254569
Bruh Altare's probably the real biggest whore of Tempus irl. Tbqh he feels like a guy that's picked up a STI once or twice

>>52254813
only vesmachi schizo and axelotl prime are the only good people here

all HQ are whores

>>52252138
I want to put Bettel on a meat grinder and use the meat as a fleshlight until it rots in a disintegrated corpse mixed with semen and maggots. I will then fry it, cook it into a burger, and forcefeed Bettel 2 the remains of his twin brother while I cornhole his ass while his family looks on in horror.

>>52254877
>projecting this hard

>>52254813
If Vesmachischizo's a whore, it's over for /MANS/

>>52254877
i can't tell if you feel positively or negatively about altare

>>52254877
>altare
>not the guy that's been picked up by truckers

>>52254158
I wouldn't call someone who will fuck anything with a hole "High Class"

>>52254981
>IF vesmachischizo's a whore
lol

What is going on over burgerland? I swear Tempus has more problems with power outage and internet not working than me in Brazil

/MANS/ indifference

>>52254877
I know he's alluded to having had sex and exes but idk how you got STI from all that

So anyway, any cool Vesper predictions out there?

>>52255093
tl;dr, monopolies by telecom companies which let them provide the shittiest service possible.

wait before predictions, is Altare the only one that's talked about having exes?
I guess Shinri mentioned being single for 8 years so he's a whore

Altare is proof that you can play sports and successfully sleep with and date girls and still be a complete and utter miserable loser. He’s the suicidally depressed jock representation we needed.

>>52255147

>>52255187
i think Magni mentioned knowing how it is to be in a relationship? but that mightve been Altare

>>52255147
https://twitter.com/HereisYY51/status/1673398544051601408?s=20

>>52255208

>>52255241
Magni got really stuttery when he was talking about taking a person for a first date

>>52255187
Well Axel has a bunch of stories but I think he's one of those guys who're looking for the perfect girl.
also having the childhood friend who probably had feelings for him commiting suicide fucked up with his head

>>52255147
He has dreads now and will oficially admit to being black

>>52255187
Flayon acts like he's experienced but he's never said anything about exes. Though he seems to know a lot about relationships.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr... I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE PLEASE
SOMEONE Axel LEAK VESPER'S 2.0 I NEED TO SEE IT NOW

>>52255187
we also know axel is a virgin kek

>>52255318
axel hasn’t even seen it nigga. only magni and altare have

>>52255343
He knows the mama, that's enough

>>52255325
Axel is a mystery, sometimes he talks like he isn't and sometimes he talks like he is. I believe he had really bad first time and that's why he doesn't really care for it

>>52255187
i think only those 2 have outright said it

I can't stop loving Magni, no matter how menhera he can be sometimes

>>52255406
i genuinely don’t believe axel is a virgin but i DO believe he’s never been in a relationship before

>>52255363
It's Wuzidan.

If the real reason why Vesper got a new mama is because the previous one is way too sick to really continue... I wonder if it is too personal to even bring it up on stream since I am sure people is kinda confused why he had to change mamas

Anyone remember the handle for that Flayon animator? Nash something?

Altare would be proud someone skinny cosplayed him.

>>52254569
Nah im not a whore
t. Regulus

>>52255304
I think if he had an ex he would've told us already since he isn't shy when it comes to that topic, but he has mentioned he feels more comfortable hanging out around couples and probably got the knowledge from there
>>52255560
https://twitter.com/Nasvyhere

>>52255518
Oh I'm sure he'll bring it up and thank his original artist for "bringing him to life", it's normal corpospeak in the industry unless she fucked up big and cover wants to erase her.

>>52255565
oh man I thought the shadow in his arm was because of how boney this person was

>>52255565
This is an amazing cosplay but the way the light falls on their nose and makes it look like a potato head piece made me laugh

>>52255518
Old mama is sick and inactive. And who can blame him for wanting to move away from the "lol it's just alucard" design.

>>52255565
Cute

>>52255565
That looks like Altare wearing Magni's outfit kek

Almond sisters please reign in your horny
https://twitter.com/indi612/status/1673703298891943936

>>52255705
>Lust

Other generals
>Omg I love Ame!
>Calli love! Kawaiiope Moririn!
>I will save the hags!
>Towaiting! I love Twappers!
>Friend!!! I find friend erotic!!!
>nnnnaaaaaa!!!!!!
>Become Lamy
>NO PIPPANTS
>Gamma Love!
Meanwhile in /MANS/
>WHORE
>Altare the poledancing slut
>Magni is a fucking cumdumpster
>Vesper you fucking Ni-
>Beat up Bettel into a bloody pulp
>FLAYON UOOOOHHHH SEEEGGS
>Can Momimi just rape Shinri? Holy shit.
>Pisskitos
>HE HATES US
>I will drown Flayon in cum until he dies from asphyxiation!
>I MISS VESPER UUUUU (followed by Risuposter attempting to rape Vesplings)
>doxxfags
>Questionable Flayon Vesper fanarts
>Hardcore gayporn sometimes uncensored
>Cover Corp glowniggers
>/soc/posting
>Axel keeps shitting up the thread
>Gender wars of Incels VS Fujos
>Morfposters
I swear this is the worst general in vt

when will Altare be arrested for rape

>>52255812
Shut up Bettelhead

>>52255812
We're the BEST general in /vt/ and you know it

>>52255812
GWAKGWAK

>>52255847
All his luck goes into dodging detectives

>>52255812
kek
I can hear the SMB2 BGM playing as I read this

this generals the worst because no one produces OC

>>52255812
It's fine, all that dumb shit is said with love.

>>52253728
If Flay ever slapped me I would take his hand and crush it under my own weight. He would cry in pain but I would beat him up with more force and make him admit that he should be crying in shame from disrespecting his mommy instead of being a selfish boy who cries only for himself. When he finally admits this I would wipe away his tears and kiss his wet cheeks and give him a bath, rub his skin especially his nipples which i burnt a little to discipline him and make him unable to tell comfort and pain apart so it results in guilty pleasure, take him and dry him with a dinosaur patterned towel, kiss his cheeks, apply lotion all over his marks (mostly his chubby ass cheeks), kiss his cheeks, wrap his arm up in bandage, put him in a comfy onesie, kiss his cheek, kiss his eyelids, give him a talk about disrespecting your mommy, make him apologise once more, pat his head as he cries quietly into my shoulder because he's embarrassed about being a bad boy, let him fall asleep on my lap, then cook him some nutritious meal (he can have chicken nuggets with it too). When he wakes up because I'm not there to give him comfort, he'd waddle over to the kitchen and give me a backhug and bury his face in my neck because he's still too embarrassed about having disrespected me. I'd pat his bandaged hand and tell him he deserves food after apologising and taking his punishment well. He's an anafag (in this day and age...) so he wouldn't want to eat too much but I'd force it all in him and he'd cry about his food belly but I'd rub it and kiss his cheek and tell him he looks so pretty pregnant. Then we'd have make up sex with lots of love and little sadomasochism and happy end!

>>52255900
"God I wish....wait what? .....oh I'm dumb"
--me

>>52255970
Are you the bettelhead/machiroon anon?

cute
https://twitter.com/yinmelonsoup/status/1672621350526271488

>>52255847
Lil bro's got jedi mindtricks I don't think it's happening.

>>52255939
https://youtu.be/ZnyLU6v7jt8
/MANS/ simulator v1.0 when?

opening copypasta should be the anon who mind broke himself with his own gay fanfics

>>52255812
Hey at least we have a comfortable camaraderie going on here

>>52255946
Now and then I think about taking requests but anons would find my twitter immediately

>>52256046
>policeDILFs added to the Altarebowl as he drives off with a smile

>>52256039
CUTE >:3

>>52256039
I really want them to animate one of the official shorts. The art is so cute.

>>52256026
No I'm new here. Bettel seems very beatable but he's too big for me

>>52251772
Unfathomablely based

>>52249485
What was his score? And where can I see the others'?

>>52256139
you guys have to stop putting ideas into my head

>>52255812
/NijiEN/ is a little worse than /MANS/ except they don't reply to bait easily, maybe less tribalistic at times and most of the fujoposting got moved to /nenmen/.

>>52256039
i will now have this song stuck in my head all day

>>52256136
I don't have a Twitter and I haven't posted any art in years but the idea of drawing something degenerate here and someone somewhere connecting the dots makes me sweat. Maybe if I had better opsec it wouldn't be as worrying, but I'm so bad at it that connecting even a couple dots would probably just be a trail of breadcrumbs

>>52250480
So, like most women?

>>52256478
True, I think with Axel's corndog
t. most women

>>52256478
I do like corn dogs yeah

>>52256349
/MANS/ is objectively worse dont kid yourself

>>52255946
to be fair you can still bait the fujo drawfags into drawing something every now and then

>>52255946
do it yourself

Nijisisters discussing which is the worst general without having the self awareness that they're part of both, so maybe it has some correlation who knows

>>52255812
Implying I hate this general, and here's the song you'd rather put more than mentioning >>52256115 for a /MANS/ simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>>52256555
Ok nijinigger

am i gay for liking this thread?

https://youtu.be/xXvccNSLcZY

>switching between generals
>complain
Truly a cheating whore

Hey y'all! Here to take your orders! We got the best food in all Northern Elysium, lemme tell ya! So, if you are ready, let me know what you're feelin'. I'll serve it up in not time. So, whatcha want, huh? Let's hear it!

>>52256940
hot cheetos pleas

>>52256940
I want a cute red pilot boy served nude

I would like to apologize on behalf of all Rice students for bringing the purity test into the world.

>>52256039
Temma's rape face keeps cracking me up

>>52256940
Hug would be nice

>>52256940
I don't trust those meals to not be laced with drugs.

>>52256940
A cup of black coffee and maybe some dark chocolate cake, please?

>>52256940
Gimme a slice of pineapple cake and cup of latte

>>52256940
Slice of mag ass

>>52256940
I want the cutest server you have, preferably with red-blonde hair. I'll be waiting in the alleyway behind the cafe :)

>>52257236
Best we can offer is Vesper's Project Zomboid server

>>52256940
I want my waiter to be the one with red hair, if you don't I'll blow this motherfucker up.

someone please stream i need my boo boo stim keys so i can postpone this menhera moment

>>52256940
Can I get uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh a handjob or a blowjob under the table thanks

>>52255946
>/mag/ started with people churning out oc like crazy
>now the lazy fujos residing /here/ make jack shit except for one mspaint schizo

>>52255946
You don't have to call me talentless like that

>>52257525
The lazy fujos have resorted to hiding behind locked accounts with cherry WITH a cherrypicked selection of people on a list for their doodles. It makes it easier to weed out leakers or whatever.

>>52257628
>with cherry WITH a cherrypicked
Am I having a stroke?

>>52257525
so where's your oc?

>>52255946
Hey man... Hey... No need to call me out like that.

>>52257683
No I'm the one having a stroke

>>52257692
wheres YOUR oc?

>>52257810
where's YOUR oc?????????

>>52257781
No I'm the one stroking you ;)

>>52257810
>>52257823
just fuck already

>>52257823
yeah i got your oc right here bitch

>>52257840
I didn't consent to that.

My OC is a bunch of stuff I made on paint during the first DND session.. does that count?

>>52255946
I made OC a few days ago, and it's in this very thread. >>52248026
Not admitting to the others.

I think whiny anons should get rape corrected by drawfags, writefags and bakers

>>52258071
but i want to be raped by the normie anons, they're like mobs :(

>>52258071
>gets raped by like 2 people at most

>>52255946
I made OC but it arguably contributes to the bad state of threads.

>>52258071
>drawfags
Only one posts here nowadays
>writefags
Not here anymore
>bakers
Not important enough

https://puzzle.aggie.io/0PvDlY
puzzle?

>>52258283
>writefags
He was promoted

>>52255946
You're likely joking, but I'm actually surprised at how much stuff is still made compared to the previous general I usually lurked at. Also I just made a soundpost yesterday, but I haven't had the chance to use it

/mans/ love!

>>52255812
I've seen several people mention piss when talking about Haka. Context?

>>52257450
I want these for real

>>52258563
The only hakkito itt has a piss fetish and has a cute drawing style and piss OC

>>52258653
Lol ok, thanks

>>52255812
Morf is based FRICK YOU

>>52257450
You'll get spitroasted in 4 hours

>>52258563
He constantly talks about piss but desu the scat is even worse. That guy ain't right

>>52257450
why does this look like vmschizo's artstyle?

Tempus not streaming
tempus lazy
altare laaaaaaaazy

>>52258740
the esl singers in tempus were made for each other

>>52258740
I think the scat fetishist is a machiroon but I could be remembering wrong

Nowa's 2.0 will be female

>>52258808
wasn't that a few axelotls?

>>52258871

>>52258765
because it is, silly

>>52258765
because it is

>>52258808
Oh sure the scat anon may be someone else but I'm talking about Hakka constantly talking about shit. And as >>52258799 pointed out Axel also mentions shit a lot but his case is more of a kid's brain, Hakka knows what he's doing

>>52259048
Japanese find shit funny for some reason

>>52259048
I see, my esl is activating and I read it wrong I'm sorry

All vile fetishposters should kill themselves in order to improve the quality of the thread.

>>52259281
god that would be hot

>>52259281
Funny, that's my fetish

>>52259281

>>52259004
>>52259023
oh the filename tricked me

friendly reminder that scat and piss will ALWAYS be disgusting
anyone who pretends to be okay with without it being their fetish is absolutely disgusted but doesn’t want to kinkshame
NO ONE wants to see or hear about your pee and poop fantasies

>>52259281
I read this in Claude Frollo's voice

Is the drawanon that made leader ripping his dick off still around?

Preview
https://twitter.com/ohmonah/status/1673764930292682752

>>52259469
Holy shit they look so good

>>52259469
oh thank fuck it's not Snailtare

>>52259469
>No mole

>>52259394
I want to drink all the tempus piss, shit, and cum cocktail

>>52259550
Well duh, that's chibi Magni, they don't have a mole as shown multiple times

>>52259469
Im deff buying the axel one holy shit it looks so cool

>>52259469
fuck I want them all

>>52259469
Maybe if I get this I can finally have a friend in real life.

>>52259469
Duuuuuuddde!!! I need them!

>>52259469
Glad I'm going to the expo, copping an Altare one and probably Vesper's too if it looks good.

>>52259702
is it expo only

>>52259469
Wait is this why Vesper 2.0 is this Friday?

>>52259730
No, it will be released online too in middle of July like it says at the bottom of each picture

>>52259469
Ooooo cute! cool! Comfy!

>>52259469
would men wear these

>>52259916
I wouldn't, but I know ones that would.

>>52259916
If I was going to a con or some other space filled with weebs, I would.

>>52259469
Are these HQ only? Wanted to get both my oshis but if it's only HQ I'll save my money

>>52259916
I don't see why they wouldn't

>>52259469
i know they will be 60$ at least for each, but I kinda want them all
my oshi isn't even from HQ...ah fuck

>>52260071
its HQ only

>>52260096
>60$
Was the price mentioned somewhere? I looked at the artist's store and everything looks kinda pricey so I was expecting it to be even more

>>52259916
I would use Axel's hood normally, maybe Nowa's depending on how it turns out. The other two are too bright to me, but it's just a matter of colors

>>52259469
Why does Altare have milk?

>>52259469
Altare's is so cute but the white pocket is bothering me

>>52259916
I fucking love hoodies, so I'm definitely bias, but I would wear the Axel or Magni ones because the designs on the back look more intricate. I probably wouldn't wear Altare's because the Chibi on the back stands out too much, making it seem a little too cutesy for my taste.

>>52259469
Please tell me the shipping won't end up costing me more than the actual merch again.

>>52260293

>>52259916
Fellas, is it gay to wear hoodies?

>>52260321
Pretty please.

>>52260235
He is a 12 year old boy, he had to have a fart reference in there

>>52259469
I wasn't planning to get these but I really like altare's. it's my favorite color. might as well just get them all

>>52259469
I will make such a cute outfit with Altare's hoodie

>>52260322
I don't know a single fully grown man that likes to have any chibi stuff on him

>>52259469
Why does Magni look like the joker?

>>52260421
Would look good with his tempantsu... don't forget to take a picture and share with the class...

>>52260235
Altare really doesn't have a lot to pull from designwise, he has milk and notes while Magni and Axel both are fully pulled from their designs, save for the copium bottle

>>52260421
Oh I'm tempted to cosplay momi's altventurer too now...

pop pop pop pop

>>52260458
Something something classic karaoke song

>>52260503
faster.

>>52260458
he's jokababy...

>>52260145
was just a guess because once I bought omocat hololive merch and that was around 60 for a hoodie

>>52260458
They needed something to pander to straight men

>>52260458
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY, I'm a little bothered by it

>>52260536
pop pop pop pop

>>52259469
Fuck, I want all of them. My wallet.

>>52260587
FASTER

>>52260555
Also no earrings on his right ear. This chibi could have looked better..

>>52260552
kek

>>52259469
Free shipping if I buy them all right?

>>52260610
POPOPOPOPOPOP

>>52260662
Is he getting wider?

>>52260421
I envy the girls that can still look cute in casual hoodie. Us men can pull off the usual earth-pastel blank hoodie on top of flannel shirt

>>52260662
>>52260687
FATTER

just noticed, no vesper hoodie reveal, because it will have his new design
ayyyy

>>52260235
Could be inspired from Magni's shirt design of Altare

>>52260760
That's why he was confident in the timeframe of when the design would be released. It had to be somewhen before this or it would fuck up everything.

>>52260690
I might be biased but men with hoodies and skinny jeans usually look pretty hot

>>52260690
Dudes look good in hoodies. The guys at my gym that wear hoodies and sweatpants always get my attention

>>52260687
>>52260711
now he is

>>52260891
FAT FUCK

>>52260935
i love that fat fuck like you wouldnt believe

whre is bro vtubres anons the fuck is this shit?

>>52260809
he's comin'

>>52261054
I'm in this thread because they didn't hire me.

What could Vesper be preparing for his 2.0 that he needs a 5-day break?