/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Mio

Virtual piper Jelly Hoshiumi on the telly
https://youtu.be/o9s9HXV9F84

A nice boring day inside cuddling with molting spidercat watching sci fi and giving tummy rubs to ease the hort...

I want to squeeze Ami tight and pet her head and let her bite me if she asks to calm down when she's had a stressful day

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>52248047
Why corn though?

Jelly...

>>52247708
CAM ON JELLY PIPE UP A BIT LASS, I CAN BARELY HEAR YOUUUUU

only 27 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

>I've been feeling a little stressed out and overworked
>I might be dying
Jerry...
She's making excuses to skip the coffee shilling stream isn't she?

>>52248190
I'd be lying if I told you I remember the context it was just a funny ami face and from a morrowind stream so it seemed appropriate

>>52247602
Kill S-Train. Behead S-Train. Roundhouse kick S-Train into the concrete. Slam dunk S-Train into the trash can. Crucify filthy S-Train. Defecate into S-Train's food. Launch S-Train into the sun. Stir fry S-Train in a wok. Toss S-Train into an active volcano. Urinate into S-Train's gas tank. Judo throw S-Train into a wood chipper. Twist S-Train's head off. Report S-Train to the IRS. Karate chop S-Train in half. Curb stomp pregnant S-Train. Trap S-Train in quicksand. Crush S-Train in the trash compactor. Liquify S-Train in a vat of acid. Eat S-Train. Dissect S-Train. Exterminate S-Train in the gas chamber. Stomp S-Train's skull with steel-toed boots. Cremate S-Train in the oven. Lobotomize S-Train. Mandatory abortions for S-Train. Grind S-Train's fetus in the garbage disposal. Drown S-Train in fried chicken grease. Vaporize S-Train with a raygun. Kick old S-Train down the stairs. Feed S-Train to alligators. Slice S-Train with a katana.

>>52248521
She will shill the coffee whether she wants to or not.

>Maria has been gone for longer than she was back for

So the mysterious "B" (Brandy) was S-Train all along.

>>52250456
Legends say PPP forgot to tell him tsunderia disbanded and he's still looking for replacements for Rei and Jia to this day

miori doko

>>52250456
>Highly competent and universally beloved manager who poured her heart and soul into the company so that it would succeed and singlehandedly carried everything on her back for over a year? Nah don't need her lol bye bitch
>My creepy groomer friend who everybody hated and completely fucked over the company's reputation early on until he was rightfully fired!? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm starting to think Hanabi isn't coming back for real this time

>>52250918
The Tsun shall rise again.

>>52250918
I am more certain now than ever before that reincarnation is coming

>>52250918
What even happened to hanababy? Did she really went full radio silence after tsunderia disbanded during one of her breaks?

>>52250994
Don't most chuubas private their vods during the limbo before reincarnation? Or at least disable memberships? I'm kinda concerned where my money is going

>>52251110
>I'm kinda concerned where my money is going
You should probably cancel membership regardless because it's pretty likely that it's still going to PPP

>>52251110
>Don't most chuubas private their vods during the limbo before reincarnation?
Not unless they're going to the big2 and/or have too much RL shit linked to their old accounts, theres absolutely no need to nuke all your shit hopping from small corpo to small corpo or indie with good opsec to small corpo

>>52251258
I'm gonna fucking kill him

>>52251258
Have we ever gotten a concise explanation from the chuubas on this matter?

I just want to know how Mio is doing and if she has definitive plans for fall

>>52251434
Just bits and pieces as far as I know, like how Lisa was still having to pressure PPP into transferring some of her accounts over even fairly recently

>>52251756
Knowing her luck she'd tell everyone her definitive plan and then something stupid would immediately happen to mess it all up

Mio...

[The vtuber formerly known as Virgil news]
https://twitter.com/monomogi/status/1673720000513978368

She abandoned you without so much as a goodbye. Move on.

Reminder this is what Ami expects of you
You wouldn't want to disappoint your spidermom, right?

>>52253385
I only caught Virgil a few times but she seemed cute and funny and down to earth, I hope she does great back as Mogi

Ember membership opening at 12pm

>>52254152
Morrowind and Nier fuck yeah Tuesday

Yuuna's big fat numbers

Sex erotic

>>52253408
which one?

AMI'S FAT FLABBY ASS

>>52255249
I really love Ami taking up MS paint art to just doodle these cute pictures of herself without having to commit hours to artwork

>>52256081
I want to use it as a pillow, I want to touch it and feel it, I want Ami to sit on my face and suffocate me

>>52256081
I've never been more jealous of a cat in my life

>>52250456
>Brandy
Where are you getting that name from?

>>52256790
If you know, you know. :)

>>52255249
That is some serious sex hair

ami cute

>Ami made a food tag yesterday
>Ember made a food tag yesterday
THEY ARE hungry

>>52256866
So out of your ass.

>>52255042
You’re supposed to change anything you sweat in...
like.. daily..
yuuna wtf

>>52258428
shut up nerd
this is a yuuna boobsweat appreciation thread

>>52258428
She is advocating that

Is it just me or has Mio gone radio silent for over 2 weeks already?

>>52259515
9 days

>>52259605
new alt?

>>52258366
Fucking obviously I can't come on here and say "Oh yeah X told me."

>>52259640
https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1670489179879538688

>>52259679
>I know insider information
>Aren't I so cool and special?
>No, I can't prove I'm special
>Just trust me bro
Fuck off

>>52259515
She showed up on discord a couple of days ago

>>52259679
why not

Ami Morrowind
https://youtu.be/QaNEQRhgNGc
Ember membership opening
https://youtu.be/-MpExSNALm8

>>52260016
Time to scrib

>>52259731
I don’t think she can be saved…

[Sad news]
Ami is wearing the Dagoth Ur mask instead of the penis hat today

>Airi gave Ember wet sloppy kissies over voice chat
It should have been me...

>ywn be Ami's bean-filled belly warming cat

>>52253385
>she retweeted this in 2021
https://twitter.com/setawar/status/1438502943746056198
based

>Ember's lore was almost that she was a mistreated Tamagotchi
Isn't that basically what Roca's lore ended up being? Odd coincidence.

>>52259809
Lawsuit still pending huh, B?

>>52256790
He was once called S-Tranny for a reaon anon

I like that her streams stay around 2-3 hours normally but I wish we'd get a longer stream out of Lisa occasionally. I can't even remember the last time we got to have a fun Friday or Saturday night with her.

>Ami has slowly been getting more affectionate and more food-oriented since tsunderia shut down
did PPP maintain a barrier on our magic, or did his flesh feed our growth?

Ami does not want to eat herself (but only because she isn't a pumpkin pie)

>>52260675
Mistagged or are you just retarded?

>>52250456
What are (You) even referring to? When was there a "mysterious B"? Did I forget something?

>>52260850
>Ami has slowly been getting more affectionate and more food-oriented.

>>52260980
https://twitter.com/tsunderia_us/status/1616276831325376512

>>52260980
one of the statements prior to tsunderia shutting down had a "Manager B" on it

>>52251066
She has brought us back milk twice. Otherwise silent.

Watch your valuables, thieves could be anywhere

>>52260980
Probably just a schizo larping

She's so cute bros

That boy who had a crush on Ember, cut off some of her hair and got the shit beaten out of him?
Not me (but it should've been).

Ah.
I think I did just forget, then.

schizoschizo strikes again

>Ember got sent to correctional school

Ember is a rabid dog confirmed

what does ami think of transgenders and pippa?

>>52261439
Imagine the fucking SEX

>>52261448
why don't you superchat her and ask?

I used to teach at a correctional school for my first year as a teacher, honestly, it wasn't bad. It was a lot better than doing my student teaching at an inner city school

>>52261531
fuck no nigga, not getting sent to the shadow realm

>Ami talking about poop
>Ember eating her mic
The shared timeslot is causing them to converge into the same person

>>52261583
no balls pussy pussy with no balls

>>52261622
>no balls
Yeah they already established that.

Loli Ember...

>>52261650
if you do it, i’ll send an aka

>>52261622
i don’t wanna upset ami by making her feel weird ;(

>Beaver anal gland juice in food products
That's a new one

HARDER MISS DOKURO

>>52261448
sorry i honestly just assumed you were trolling anonymous. they aren't close but used to interact a little bit. i think it's kind of obvious ami has no issue with trans people.

>>52261391
Why are nightblooms that way?

>Why do we always come back to food?

did ami a-sexually give birth to buckos?

Why does amiya hate bucko on bucko love???

Imagine taking Ami and Ember out to eat at the same time

>>52262384
my wallet wouldn't be able to handle that

Cute Ember art

Triple /tsunX/ overlap, you love to see it
https://youtu.be/sWTyAwdEdok

Ember is going GHOST!

>Game has nice water

ami is shaking her ass on screen

watching amis pussy

Ami is urinating right now

>>52262936
yeah, on the carpet, because she's a bratty cat who wants (You) to correct her.
the other anon is lying on the carpet

>>52262889
>>52262934
>"Want to see my cat butt?"
>Accidentally makes it look like the statue has a dress and a giant dong hanging out

[Ember news]
She retook the US states quiz off-stream and got over 50% this time (she is now going to take it again)

>"I think I can get at least 60"
>50 states
Ember.......................................

>>52263150
60% or 60 states?

>>52263169
%

>>52261448
Ami follows Pippa on Twitter and is friends with a lot of Pippa's friends.
Ami is almost certainly fine with Pippa but probably would never collab with Pippa since she went on record saying she only collabs with people she thinks have similar stream vibes to her.
Ami also generally dislikes drama and conflict.

>>52263169
The former, but I'm going to pretend it was the latter because it's funnier

Fuck you mio
I hope you are happy about how things turned out for you, it was all your fault

Can an Airihead please explain to me where her referring to Ember as E-ber came from? I can't stop doing it now help

>>52261448
>>52263200
Pippa's expressed an interest to collab with Ami in the past. Back when Tsunderia existed Lisa and Pippa wanted to get the two companies' talents to cover Minecraft parody songs. Later on she said she'd like to collab with Ami. (this was almost a year ago though) If there ever is a collab it'll be through Sleepy.

>>52263318
Airi has a bit of a speech impediment where e sounds are odd for her. She used to say "Amber" before E-ber. But some idiots took "Amber" as Airi accidently saying Ember's real name!
Airi also pronounces year as "ear".

ami wants to draw a gif of her wiggling her butt like a cat again except letting us see her butt

How many songs did lisa get through yesterday?

guys I thought Kallin was asian

>>52263964
kallin is fucking dead.

>>52263964
Asian by blood but a real Texan at heart

[Ember news]

send ami your embarassing stories
https://marshmallow-qa.com/amiyaaranha

>>52263710
This is a very cute explanation, thanks friend

>>52259679
If you're even hinting at private information that you can't explain, don't fucking say it on 4chan. If you're unable to prove your shit on /vt/ of all places, accept that you're going to be called a schizo and no one will take you seriously.

>>52264414
>Replying hours later
Scared?

>Struggles with US states
>Somehow immediately guesses where Liechtenstein is
Ember is an enigma

>*slurp*
>I... am now sticky

The hard truth is Tsunderia died because most of Tsunquest and all of Tsundream hate their audience. Ami hates you the least but she puts up with her mods making fun of you a lot.

Source: I am literally PPP

[spoilers]There is only one lie[/spoilers]

>Ember talking about selling her chair
oh nyo...

>>52264904
>There is only one lie
>I am literally PPP
I solved it, thanks Brandy

>>52264904
>failed spoiler attempt
the lie is that tsunderia died

>>52264470
You realize this is a 4chan thread and some of us live in different timezones? Go back to discord Stag

>Ember burps again
>Apologises in almost the exact same way
This woman has rehearsed her burp apology

Buckos are pants shitters, laugh at the little poopy boys

[Non-news]
Ember is Hungary

>>52265064
nta but holy shit i havent seen that name is months, did he die or something? also are we brining back namedropping?

>>52265283
Stag is more of a meme than a namedrop in this thread. Also no idea, he stopped posting Lisa's schedule in discord and it's been Conky for awhile but Stag was around post tsun-death, so something must've happened

>>52265283
He never left, he's in Ami's chat right now
>also are we brining back namedropping?
Unfortunately that also never left

>>52265359
oh yeah, werent those her only mods, doesnt she need more? cause its literally just conky, isnt it?

>>52265394
that's someone entirely different. Stag's been gone for months AFAIK.

Ember's brain got bigger, I'm proud of her

>>52265394
So he's in Ami's chat but never Lisa's? WTF happened?
>>52265419
She has Aloof, he's still around too. He just doesn't chat as much as Conky

>>52265546
oh huh, only thought it was conky

>I almost had a career in food photography and food staging
I dunno if Ember could've handled that

Stag is still here too >>52126323

>>52265736
didnt he use to be an Ember mod? Honestly kind of feel bad for all of them, since they basically got kicked to the curbside when she joined phase

>>52265810
>Honestly kind of feel bad for all of them, since they basically got kicked to the curbside when she joined phase
They don't need their old mods anymore, they have based Xalamon now :)

>>52265866
I feel even more bad now, for the talents sake.

[Ember news]
She wants to eat LEGO

Ami is urinating right now

>>52265866
No! Go back! Don't bring that /pcg/ evil here.

>I am not going to fulfil your giantess stepping on Lego fetish
Embryos it's fucking over

>>52265901
ember wanting to eat is not news and will never be news regardless of whatever it is that she wants to eat.

Squeezable and milkable

>>52266003
Reporting on non-news is almost as integral to being a real journalist as making shit up

Ember vored me, later nerds

>>52266447
she only vored you as a friend anon

Morrowind sound effects will never not be funny

has ami been called a n'wah yet?

>>52265810
Why? They got their mod positions solely because they were friends for a long time. It's good that she gets new mods that almost exclusively pick each other to mod. Xalabussy aside, Phase has some of the best mods by some miracle

>>52265110

Ember's advice: Get your designers products for cheap by buying them directly from the Chinese sweatshops that manufacture them

>>52265810
>feel bad for jannies who did it for free
lol

Ember keyboard autism... home...

Any Buckos care to roughly estimate how far into Morrowind Ami is?

>>52267696
lol
lmao

>>52267744
She's at least halfway through, right?

>>52266313
Haewon should do another cringekino stream

>>52267696
Morrowind has an end?

Feline Minion hates us, won't even give us a meow...

>>52268104
yes it ends when your modlist causes the game to crash on opening and you give up on troubleshooting

>>52267906
Where did you get that picture of me?

>>52268271
MARIA PLEASE STREAM WE MISS YOU SO MUCH

>>52268341
Lying is bad.

Ami's pink ring............

>I'm not needy, I'm wanty
>But I'm also needy

>>52268341
Feel like pure shit, just want her back

Anyone catch what the bonked bucko said?

>>52268689
no but i figure with the ring talk it was something about a necromancer and her fan wedding ring

>>52268689
one said something about Rushia having a ring, and the other said some hololive members had rings, IIRC

>>52268765
>>52268798
Nice to see the amended "don't mention other vtubers" rule actually being enforced

>>52268765
>>52268798
Ah, that would explain it. I like this new era of bonko bucking, but I have to admit I'm worried a little about it. It doesn't take much to create a schizo. Especially when it's done by her personally can't be blamed on a janny.

>I'm hip!
I'm sorry Ami, but you are in fact a square and that's hip

Gentlemen, I love Ember (and Airi)

what happens if the Korean radical feminist groups kidnap Kazu?

>Taste your own bones!
Ami telling Buckos to suck their own dicks!

I love my manipulating with out realizing it by kissing golden women in front of me spider momwife

The Ami chu's are so powerful

>>52269364
Tomo will fly to Korea and singlehandedly save Kazu (and all of Korea) with his magical cock

Mio... (real)

ok maybe a few where but EVERYONE was kung fu fighting? ami grass lighting again

>Ami singing Kung Fu Fighting
SlugAssMan...

New chant just dropped, hope our new divegrass manager is paying attention.

>>52269930
>our new divegrass manager
Do we have one?

>when you turn 35
Ami...
HAG LOVE

Ami is 35 years old?

>>52270192
>>52270202
Randomly selected number, Buckos, don't worry about it

>>52270266
ok ami

>>52270266
>worry
I'm celebrating.

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>52262576
>Airi's dayjob is making her work on a day she asked for PTO
>Unpaid
We need to put aside our difference with /pcg/ and form a strike team to extract her from that black company.

i didn't want to say it in chat because it's kind of rude but the difference in BMR between 18 and 35 is roughly 85 calories. use it as an excuse all you want but if you're fat know it's just that, just an excuse.

>>52259515 (me)
Thanks for the update mio, appreciate you

>>52270634
I support this motion. Total black company death.

Lisa tomato
https://youtu.be/zQA2MXlsiqw

>>52271318
She's so sweet and sheepy, Lisa love!

>>52271064
>it’s been so miserable LOL
Stay strong girlfriend...

>I didn't mean to make myself bigger
Come on Lisa, it was only 3lbs

Lisa is joining idol corp confirmed. Sorry phase.

>Lisa says "squeeze"
>Blow air out of my nose

>>52270634

[Lisa news]
She is immune to the effects of the Grimace shake because Grimace is her friend (other people don't know him like she does)

>>52270202
That's within the range of early estimates post-son-of-the-mask story

>>52272226
>/tsunX/ covered in blood
>/pcg/ covered in smeared poop
kek

I'm gonna buy 'em.

>>52269427
I've tried before. I could only lick the tip.

>>52272885
Nice, three onaholes for me, and a bonus Lumi one for my dog

Lisa saying "ojichan" makes me feel funny

>>52273065
>onahole
>2x2x3.5 inches
you do you, micro-chad

>Lisa sees Devola and Popola
>Goes feral
She cute

>>52272885
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/two-year-anniversary/products/phase-invaders-stackable-plush-bundle
>It's real
>$100 (+$30 shipping (+$5 estimated taxes)
JESAS
Cute keychains though

>>52273663
>Ember is eating even in her keychain.

>>52273174
That's how she'd say it when she catches you staring at her soft velvety ears

>Lisa getting drilled live on stream

>4x7" clock
I JUST BOUGHT A DESK CLOCK THIS YEAR

>Dies to Adam and Eve instantly
God damn

>GUYS WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO HOW DO I DODGE IT TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME

lisas so cute i want to smash my desk

>>52268969
>bonko bucking
Don't you mean bucko breaking? Er, bonking?

Lisa is lost

>>52271626
mio love

>>52272441
What the fuck is this Grimace shake meme, anyway? I've been seeing it all over the board today

>Lisa is afraid of ferris wheels
No cute ferris wheel dates with Lisa...

>>52275595
tiktok meme

>>52275647
Cute ferris wheel dates with Lisa where she clings to you the entire time!

>>52275595
It's the McDonald's Sprite meme but with a different drink. And free advertising for McD's.

>Sometimes when I was baby sheep my mom and dad would stay up late after I went to bed and they would watch The Sopranos

>>52276094
Lisa is an interior decorator?

Lisa is defecating right now

>>52276365
yeah, in my mouth

>>52276437

I feel lied to; I found Ember's rm and she isn't fat. I was told she had a tremendous ass. Why are you guys liars?

>>52276557
Snoop Dogg looking fuck

>>52276588
>I found Ember's rm
She's posted multiple pictures of herself. On her Ember account.

>>52276588
You found ass pics?

>>52276656
I didn't say it took long, I just said the ass wasn't fat. Now explain your lies.

>>52276588
>>52276732
Unless you saw pictures that nobody else did then there were no shots of her that showed anything below her tits, therefore you cannot prove the ass ISN'T fat. She might even have a cute little belly. We may never know.

[Good news]

>This is Lisa's first meal of the day
Bros...

>>52277272
Yuuna please save her...

It's nice that the OffKai concert actually brought in some new fans

>They're not going to kill Pascal, right? I would cry my eyes out.
Lisa this is a Drakenier game, simple death would be a merciful end

>>52275702
I... don't remember that one either. I assume it's some retarded zoomer shit.

I want Lisa to yoink my sploinky

>>52280077
its just some joke about how their sprite is "spicy" or makes their zoomer brains tingle. the reason for it is cause of Mc'D has a deal with coke so their fountain drinks are different

>>52273516
>There was a mistake in the descriptions of the Stackable Plushies, where the dimensions were incorrectly displayed.
>Old Dimensions: Approx. 2 x 2 x 3.5 inches
>Updated/Correct Dimensions: Approx. 3.9 x3.9 x5.9 inches
APOLOGISE

Burying my face between Ami's sweaty buttcheeks and rubbing my nose against her butthole.

Olé

I missed hearing Lisa's screams

Lisa...

>>52281630
We weren't fine, everything wasn't good, yeah yeah yeah...

>Sheeple ruined Lisa's cheese
Unforgivable

>>52267696
>>52267771
Maybe somewhere from 1-10%?
She barely touched the main quest line and is basically still in the tutorial stage. She's mostly just been having fun exploring and causing trouble.

>>52281201
>*spinneret

>>52281989
>Maybe somewhere from 1-10%?
Dear god she's going to make KOTOR look like a minisode

>>52282150
She likely will continue to play it how she is for a while only to have like a 3/4 episodes dedicated to progress once she thinks its time. For now I'm loving the cave explorer murder hobo cat shenanigans.

Bread's pet smilodon making a music box (handcam)
https://youtu.be/XWqVtGuhUOs

>>52281989
TBF that's the fun part of TES

>>52282150
It's hard to say exactly. I can't remember the last time she even showed the quest log, but I think she's only done a few of Caius's quests at most.
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Main_Quest
I've been enjoying her misadventures though.

Lisa is precious

>>52283275
she did up to the vivec informants before getting sidetracked into mage guild stuff and exploring and having fun
some later quests have a lot of walking around and talking to people, don't think she'll be clearing this game anytime soon but it's a fun gme for her to do mess around when she wants

It should be me getting fed by Lisa dammit not Chai IT SHOULD BE ME

>>52283558
It should be Lisa getting fed by Chai

It's funny, the guy that would constantly post about being unironically in love with Lisa and being exceptionally parasocial stopped posting here.

>[Ami news]
Ami cute

>>52283651
Still here just haven't found a new way to word my feelings towards her, still as parasocial as ever though

>>52283651
Weird post my dude.

Speaking of posters around but not seen lately.
Meru love!

Mio...

Ami's been drinking and feeling lusty
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1673901551369306113

>>52287543
my mind started going to the drunk celebration streams and the sappy mess she becomes during them she has me wrapped around her fingers

>>52287543
The paint sketches are dangerous
They allow Ami to fill my head with inappropriate thoughts about my spidermom at an extremely high rate
I feel like I'm already mindbroken by her, I don't know what else she wants from me

https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa/clip/NimbleDistinctRavenDancingBaby-Q5zpByqfIQG4mgri
is this real?

>>52287984
Yeah, that's a real dork

>>52287984
It's just a fraction of her true chuuni power

awa

>>52293801
>>52293846
>>52293889
>>52293930
>>52293974
I love this cute spidergirl so much

Is Hanabi back yet?

i sleep. someone wake me up when it is time to migrate please

>>52296352
>>52296352
>>52296352
Sleepy bread

>>52295366
wakey wakey