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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Thriller Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbuTO4GF2CQ

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>51887390

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>>52068473
Behold inaposter, the unstoppable Aki arm

>> No.52102595

More inflation! I'm rich

>> No.52104384

The return of adjusts will probably lead to the greenest day we've ever seen, followed by one of the most red days.

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>>52107514
>>52111627
>>52116596
What a pretty little clock

>> No.52120140

>>52117503
Cute clock

>> No.52120426

Since I'm here, I do want to say I'm sorry for how I've acted this past year +. I posted a lot in the thread without bothering to lurk enough to understand the culture and I'm sure I've made plenty of you uncomfortable. I didn't try to start drama but I've replied to quite a bit without knowing shit and in the end... well the mood of the place just got worse and people left
Apologizing for it now won't make things better but I at least wanted to get it out there while there were still threads

t.akifag (using an aki image for this doesn't feel right)

>> No.52121300

>>52120426
Personally haven't noticed it from you, the only thing people get iffy about is overly enthusiastic gay posting, everything else is fair game.

>> No.52121500

>>52121300
I actually thought the gay posting was kind of cute, never joined in though

>> No.52123582

Honk will be having a baby, haachama went on hiatus around the same time… hmm

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>>52123582

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>> No.52133791

OOOOOOOOOH IT'S BACK
...but there is nothing to buy

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>> No.52135389

>>52133791
Adjustments are broken, which means everything will be very green as soon as they are fixed

>> No.52135699

>>52135389
OOOOOOOOOH

>> No.52138306

Honk Love....

>> No.52143175

>>52100597
mods?

>> No.52148700

bumo

>> No.52153266

You're dying again huh. Here's an idea: how about you tell me step by step how to play this trading shit. From the very start/installing/creating a log in account.

>> No.52155732

>>52153266
Step 1: Go to nasfaq.biz
Step 2: Hit Login/Register
Step 3: Answer the captcha
Step 4: Buy your oshi as much as you can afford at 1x per buy. DO NOT BUY MORE THAN ONE AT A TIME
Step 5: Sell it all when the spike comes.
Step 6: When the crash comes after the spike, buy it all back tenfold.

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>>52120426
literally nobody left because of you kek, they just got tired of repeating the same thing every day

also gayposter love

>> No.52157008

>>52153266
to add on
>https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

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>>52156870
Thanks for the reassurance, Aqua's art is always really pretty. I'll admit I had no idea how to respond to posts like 'I want your chinchin inside my kuchi right now' though lol
Not because it was cringe, but more in the sense of 'how far can you take this before upsetting the other anon'?

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>>52159571
NTA but I have no idea wtf you were talking about, daily hello.webm posts more than paid for whatever you think you may have done. It would take a truly herculean effort to make anyone here uncomfortable I think.

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>>52120426
Akiposter you've done nothing wrong lmao. Aki love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h-hJltAfZo

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>>52160691
>>52161362
Aki is really cute and talented, if you listen to the soundposts and enjoy them then I'm happy. I do worry about creating an hard to get into atmosphere though and even more about any dislike from my posts transforming into hating Aki directly

>> No.52164878

>>52161362
Aki love indeed meant to only reply to the first post before

>> No.52165153

Anyway sorry for bumping my negative feelings here

>> No.52166203

>>52165153
you aren't the first to do so, and likely not the last

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ohayo anon-san~

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>> No.52171760

>>52171705
I miss haachama

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>>52164823
>Aki is really cute and talented, if you listen to the soundposts and enjoy them then I'm happy.
always. they're some of the only ones I listen to every time

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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review

Top 5 Upwards Adjustments (of 46):
>Botan :: $66,505.97 [148.55% over Avg]
>Gura :: $65,986.42 [61.15% over Avg]
>Laplus :: $44,796.36 [147.72% over Avg]
>Koyori :: $42,728.45 [105.41% over Avg]
>Ayame :: $32,009.18 [69.19% over Avg]

Top 5 Downwards Adjustments (of 34):
>Hololive :: -$55202.98 [47.40% under Avg]
>AZKi :: -$34111.66 [62.72% under Avg]
>Aqua :: -$16060.52 [22.88% under Avg]
>Coco :: -$3865.09 [355.33% over Avg]
>Watame :: -$1867.44 [89.42% over Avg]

Top 5 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>AZKi :: 16.19%
>Hololive :: 11.80%
>Watame :: 10.23%
>Suisei :: 8.44%
>Towa :: 6.55%

Overall Average Adjustment is $6,876.97
Average Upward Adjustment is $14,735.49
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,755.15

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and we're officially back, baybee.

>> No.52173914

>>52173753
oh we are so green

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>>52173753
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I can't proompt today

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>>52174124
thanks past me for thinking ahead

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Post 'em

>> No.52174584

>selling

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>>52174504
Time to sell funds

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>>52174504
>>52174746
Probably the hardest adjusts in a long while to optimise for.

>> No.52178570

keep the thread alive, or not, up to you

>> No.52181796

Sell all the funds

>> No.52182801

>>52178570
Nina Kosaka of NijiEN is graduating. Ain't no way we survive today.

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Board will be fast today

>> No.52186704

>>52182801
>Nijien
we dont care then nigger

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Ridiculous amount of money spent on funds

>> No.52191878

>>52186704
It's not about whether >we care, it's about whether the fucking board moves at 10,000 miles per hour or not.

>> No.52192182

>>52191878
then just make the thread later instead of trying to bring your nijinigger topic here

>> No.52192741

well at least >we still have retards here, that's comforting

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>>52192741
>well at least >we still have retards here, that's comforting

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>>52193290

>> No.52195523

>>52168068
Meru cute

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>> No.52198540

>>52190272
>me when reading this
>I will now make up for missing Saturday and Sunday and buy all the funds today.
kek. Please post this again, I want to see how bad the damage was. I am retarded and did not look at my balance.

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>Baelz
>Baal
>rat is adjacent to bull on the chinese zodiac
>e is adjacent to a on the vocals
>chinese 1 child policy
>ritual sacrifice of female babies for prosperity
>rat shed = "baelz" altar
Who is the most satanic holo and why is it Bae?

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>>52198838
Please just do us all a favor and shut the fuck up no one cares

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>>52198540
8 funds (9 if you count LLC) have negative balance kek

I might make a version of this organized like the return reports sorting players by how much they spent / earned? when I have more data

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Also the data isn't fully accurate notably because of fees.

I calculate owners of funds spending nothing on fees when they buy their own (which is wrong for funds like buy towa with 5 people), but I haven't figured out how to factor in buying funds you're a member of and dividing the fee by the number of members

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>> No.52202468

>>52199528
Thank you sir!
>$2.3bn
I need to up those numbers...I've just been copy/pasting the same set of fund IDs into the script I wrote to buy them. I don't even remember what they are anymore, kek.
>>52199876
Nah that's NBD, it's not worth the headache.

>> No.52202610

>>52199528
>8 funds (9 if you count LLC) have negative balance kek
ps. I'd argue 7. that Reine fund regularly dips slightly into the negatives - since its CEO set it to 9999999999 Reine and just left it like that

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