/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

catch

>>51999601
da michi??

Pippa love~!

only 24 hours and 50 minutes to go~!!

ピッパ抱きします!

>>51999560
>he did it again

>I find it kinda bussin’
>I find it kinda cap
>That the dreams I have of Lia
>Are the ones that kinda slap

I love Shiina!

>>51999560
Daddy's working, no pippa stream tonight

Yeah I'm a Liker, a Lumi Liker

>>51999636

How are you guys spending your Friday night?

Yeah I'm a Liker, an Airi Liker

seeing as she was completely erased from the Phase anniversary video, I think it's fair that Yuri is removed from the OP.

I love this Pantsu

>>51999679
Dick. How do you think it makes little Pippy Poo feel when she reads posts like this?

>>51999712
jigging with the boys

>>51999738
Puffy...

Lumi come back Lumi come back Lumi come back Lumi come back Lumi come back Lumi come back

>>51999752
I've never jigged, should I give it a try

>>51999746
Excited.

>>51999712
I'm gonna spend it playing NCAA 14 and thinking about Lia

I miss Tenma...

2 cancelled streams in one night
it must mean something

>>51999746
I hope it makes her feel like taking away that creepo's wrench.

>>51999791
what could go wrong
https://puzzle.aggie.io/9qEz7N

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 8 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

WTF THIS SHIT >>51998459

>>51999828
/pcg/ was too happy and thats wrong.

For me, it's Seething Femanon.

>>51998302
That's it, femanon. You've been lounging around getting mad at people on the internet long enough. You need to clean your room this week

>>51999828
Yeah, it means you should take all that money you were gonna SC to Pippa or Lia tonight and buy a Nasa membership. https://youtu.be/vxEKkEZFYPw

>>51999882
Stop posting your own bait threads in here all the time goddamnit

>>51999712
Lifted earlier, watching Shiina now, gonna try out Age of Wonders 4, Dizzy made it look cool.

I miss Pippa

>>51999893
alice is so cute, she should do vtubing

I MISS LIA UUUUUUU

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

>>51999893
Shes pretty and it would only take me like an hour to clean that room. I CAN SAVE HER.

I love this Panda.

Is Phase Connect Coffee good for you?

Daily reminder that Ember is a FAKE and a FRAUD who pretends to be a stacy but really lives with her mom at thirty years of age.
Immature!
Embarrassing!
Unmarriable!

>>51999712
drawing while watching streams

>>51999623

>>51999882

>>51999999
beautiful numbers

>>51999893
It's just trash. It can't be that hard to clean.

>>51999999
You literally can't fix hoarders and slobs. You clean that and it will return to that mess within 3 days.

>>52000016
I'll forgive her if her mom is sexy like Lia's.

>>51999999
You really underestimate how much gunk has soaked into the carpet. Don't ask me how I know what that's like... Also nice numerals.

>>52000000

>>52000016
So you're saying there's a chance for Oyakodon?

>>51999999
you got it friend

>deleted
lol

>>52000093
There's meaning in attempting to do the impossible anon~!

>>52000192
that forehead is just asking to be kissed right now.

>>52000016
I can save her

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>52000016
This pasta reeks of Gumi.

>>51999891
Wrong version

>Fishman reaches out and says "Hey join my company since your old ones are shit."
>They all agree.
>Weeks go by. "Okay here are your contracts. Sign over your character IP rights to me."
>They all refuse.
>Come to an agreement where they debut new characters but everyone knows who they were in the past.

>>52000093
The cleaner it is, the slower the mess accumulates. It's manageable if you're on top of it.

>>52000251
RIP

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES
AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

>>52000289
She's brown...?

Every time I stop watching a vtuber, they grow more powerful than ever before. I must be so far out in left field that alienating me means attracting normies

>>52000093
My roommate is like this and I clean the house CONSTANTLY and she just keeps filling in every little space I make available. Some people just will not take the help, or they will and never actually change their habits.

>>52000302
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52000290
jelly is in a league of her own. She can draw, play multiple instruments, sing, and is pursuing a masters in computer science

>>52000302

>>52000302
So thats it huh? Youre just going to abandon me like Lia and Pippa? WELL FUCK YOU WHORE I DONT NEED YOU.

>>52000033
What streams are you watching? I'm currently watching Shiina because I typically watch Lumi at this hour and whoever she raids but I'm not sure who else to watch. If I'm feeling spicy I might just watch Airi later otherwise I'll watch an ASMR stream on Twitch before heading to bed.

>>51999923
I just got my first gym membership this week but I'm still working on when I ought to go. Do you go before or after work? Are there any obvious fuckups you did when you first started that I ought to avoid?

>>51999752
I like jig friends but for some reason the controls were all janky on my work PC. I'll have to give it a go again now that I'm at home.

>>51999712
Made a big ass cubano with roast peppers and feta out of a loaf of ciabatta I made yesterday.

>>52000302

>>52000299
That's not solving the problem of the hoarder themselves. That's just putting a bandaid on things.

I MISS LUMI
UUUUUUUU

>>52000302
i'm kind of sad guineebee is actually fucking dead...

>>52000302
We couldn't save him, bros...

>>52000328
I want to punt the Lia Funkopop.

>>52000406
He's dead Peepa...

>>51999712
I made korean bbq style meatballs. They were pretty alright, but a pain in the ass to make with fucking 8 cloves of garlic plus some scallion and ginger to cut up

>>52000419
post pics, I'm hungry

>>52000302
Please no, I'm actually crying...

>>52000454
i'm not

>>52000498

>>52000498
why does everything I care about die, it should've been hime

>>52000376
Fishman got a steal with Jelly

>>52000457
I want to kick stairs Lia down a flight of dog

stinky

Seriously when we do something with the Pipings? They are annoying and bring politics here, we should banish them far away

>>52000376
>>52000594
You mean Alice

>>52000563
Stream Kyoofu Oorubakku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbArBJtNtV8

>>52000578
life's a bitch and then you die

>>52000594
her only flaw is she streams at ungodly hours

>>52000637
Clean your room

it sucks we have to rely on ai art to show our oshis in sexy and humiliating positions... almost makes me not want to post the doujin style skeb of Ember I just got back of her getting mating pressed, full nelsoned, giving a bj and a rimjob. Maybe ill just keep it for myself.

>>52000606
Want to I Lia stairs the down of dog a flight

>>52000662
She did a great job but weirdly Ollie made my favorite cover of this so far.

>>52000498
>>52000302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4pIE963CdM

>>52000668
That's really holding her back

someday she will speak

>>52000652

>>52000289
No, this is the wrong version.

>>52000794
post the reply that gives context to that tweet

>>52000367
Sorry anon, hope you can find a new place or she gets kicked out.

>>52000637
Quit making up problems in your head.

>>52000414
Currently watching Shiina since nobody else is on but it's been fun so far.
Not that anon but I go to the gym in the evening since it tires me out for the rest of the day. But morning hours may be less crowded.
>Are there any obvious fuckups you did when you first started that I ought to avoid?
Take it very slow and be careful with your form. There's no rush to getting fit and avoiding injury is the most important thing by far

>>52000681
Okay.

>>52000866
Aren't you jealous? Aren't you just dying to see the hot as fuck Ember art I skebbed? Well too bad, I'm not sharing shit.

>>52000144
PCG????

>>52000302
o7o7o7

>>52000414
I go after work. Shiina's timeslot is perfect for me to get off work, go work out, shower, eat then sit down for her stream. For obvious fuckups look into form for every workout, even if it seems obvious. I hurt my shoulder that way at first. Read the /fit/ sticky, ignore the other threads advice except /fat/ if you're trying to drop weight.

>>52000669

>>52000864
Remember that this is a Phase Co Management psyop acid test to see viewer retention and cross over by removing the four major players Pippa/Lia/Tenma/Lumi to get a gauge of genuine engagement for Shiina to better predict her trajectory. For that reason alone I will not be watching the celestial.

This is the ONLY face I want to see Shiina making as she dutifully serves her rile in the company, okay?

>>52000302

Look at my cute alien wife.

Since we’re discussing /fit/, what do you anons think of morning walks? I have a route that’s like 2 miles I get in before breakfast and work. I do pull ups for arm strength, and just random workouts like shadowboxing, squats, and crunches.

>>52000984
Pcg and VShojo are Friends
Pippa , Nyanners and ironmouse are best friend's

>>52001124
That's a child

>>52001185
That's my wife

>>52000764
It depends, there's a reason why there's ID branches, SEA is one of the big source of viewership.
She didn't manage to get a large following previously, but perhaps third time's a charm?

>>52001185
T o T

>>52001185
I know

[Sheep News]
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1672394541234802688

>>52001185
out of 10!

>>52001150
Just jog it instead. Go lift weights properly for strength.

>>52001185
/10

>>52001094
don't care she's cute

>>52001185
Out of ten!

>>52001150
if you have a spare tire to use to help with shadowboxing, the workout for it gets more active. and getting a weighted ball for the squats and crunches will propel those workout too. other than that looks decent bro.

>>52001124
Stream or fuck off Lumi

CL girls won in the end

Well jigged.

[Shiina news] She has a pain in her booty from me

>>52001155
Ah, of course. And Zen is a woman.

>>52000290
>Weeks go by. "Okay here are your contracts. Sign over your character IP rights to me."
>Dizzy agrees and asks to kill her old persona live on her debut
Fixed for you, Henri

Pankophiles need a bath.

>>52001185
even better

>>52001185
CHILD?

>>52001347
Stinky coon

>>52001239
>5'1"
>130 lbs
>
>Slender
AI cant even do the math right

>>52001155
We even have a spare Veibae if they ever need her again.

>>52001150
Fasted cardio is better than just walking although walks are good even if you don't want to get /fit/. Get an actual routine instead of just doing random exercises, even if it's just calisthenics.

bear live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR8NjpCVn5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR8NjpCVn5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR8NjpCVn5Y

>>52000367
rape her until she gets the point

I really want to pump dizzy with my thick sperm.

Say her name, /pcg/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR8NjpCVn5Y

>italians
>white

>>52001404
Fasted cardio always feel miserable

>>52001210
17+k already so she's doing well. Decent to good views each time she streams too.

>>52001426
Nice.

Smoking occasionally isnt bad for you
If you think other wise youre prob brown so you dont know what moderation is

>>52001459

>>52001438

>>52001245
I do try to jog but I can’t keep up the speed and end up feeling awkward when I slow down, especially in front of other walkers/ joggers. I got really sick a few years ago and dropped like 60 lbs, and my stamina or strength isn’t what it used to be.

>>52001459
Yes.

>>52001426
I love my tomboy bear gf

>>52001506
Why the fuck do you degens have to bring this up constantly? Nobody likes you or your smell.

>>52001385
this uruka talks too much

>>52001472
Because you're not supposed to do more than light workouts on a fast.

>>52001094
You were halfway to the truth.
Pippa and Lia canceled streams to give Hime a boost on her return stream.
More will come.

>>52001529
Ignore others, that's your autism overthinking it. No one cares what you're doing. You'll get better over time the more you do it.

>>52000794
Out of context. But I would love to see how she justifies betraying Lia and hurting her.

hime's coming back bros

>>52001582
>smokers are the ones bringing it up and not the concernfags begging her not to smoke
also I skipped last thread so we get to loop again cause of me

>:)

>>52001589
That explains why I feel like death trying to run two miles at a good pace after having not eaten for like 12 hours

>>52001699
Hime made this post

>>52001094
this is actually convincing
I dont believe a lick of it but still...

>Uruka's meal is microwaved bread
Bear bros I don't think you or anyone can fix her

>>52001590
>picrel

>>52001522
ok, maybe I went a bit too far.
Let's do this then, shit on her room twice a week and hide it under her trash, that should put her in cleaning mode soon enough.

>>52001786
Microwave toast is actually underrated

>>52001699
Who?

>>52001722
Oh I thought you meant fast as in like a 7-14 days. That should be fine.

>>52001511

>>52001150
Walking is fine as long as its brisk, and pull ups are the squats of the upper body, you can literally only do pullups and still end up with a decent physique. Take it from a guy who still gets compliments on his body at 31 despite never going to the gym

>>52001835
>7-14 days
That's a retardedly long time to fast regularly unless you're trying to hit Auschwitz mode.

>>51999712
I work early on saturdays

>>52001786
are there any phase talents other then shiina that actually consumes all 5 aspects of the food pyramid

>>52001907
She needs to stop cleaning chimneys. She’s Italian, not British.

>>51999712
I will spend it writing phase fanfiction and never show anyone.

>>52001988
Lumi, Ember and Panko. Airi I think has a decent diet.

>>52001806
Literally just get a rice cooker.
>add rice
>add water
>wait 10 mins
>add whatever you want
>eat
There's simply no reason to use a microwave for meals when rice is so cheap or easy.

>>52001988
Ember and Lumi occasionally

>>52002051
I hate rice, it reminds me of the time I was poor and living off rice with mayo every day for months

>>52002045
>>52002054
on the flip side

who has the worst diet (disregarding pippa)

>>52002130
rice
>with mayo

>>52002130
Buy a fancier grade of rice, then.

>>52001094
Now explain Wemi

>>52002159
Wemi probably has the worst. Uruka also has a bad diet.

Is Pippa streaming today? I am drunk and need to schizo out.

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKgjOCuW_MU

>>52002159
Lia lives off of one meal a day (usually junk) + energy drinks

>>52002051
westerners don't buy rice cookers that often cuz buying rice anywhere outside of Asia is shit cuz the quality is actual dry crap unless you get the exported rice from korea or japan

>>52000302

>>52001699

>>52002051
what is this, instant rice? mine takes like 45 minutes for a half cup.

>>52002193
mayonnaise, made it easier to swallow and gave it enough taste that I didn't find it depressing enough to commit sudoku

>>52002159
Wemi

>>52000367
What do guys say when she brings guys over into that

>>52002259
Nope. She’s taking a bath with me.

>>52002264
who was in Paris?

>>52000794
A weeks later she made twitter post apolgying about sins of the past or some shit.

>>52002336
Is she a skeleton what the fuck is this

>>52002303
i'm going to kill you in the most fucking gruesome way imaginable
and i'll make it look like an accident

>>52002159
Wemi by far. It's a miracle she's still alive.

>>52002363

>>52000578
all the things you care about, they beautiful and precious, because they are all doomed to one day crumble into dust

>>52001374
Deer...

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>52002216
I had barely enough money to buy a cheap rice, mayonnaise and a single loaf of bread per day

>>52002259
Shes a tweeter for tonight.

>Lia cancels stream
>Pippa cancels stream
they are having SEX with EACH OTHER!!!

>>52001094
why would you post this and not the whole thing jesus

>>52002159
Wemi if you're going to remove Pippa as the easy choice

Not as many of you here as I’d have liked but make sure to listen good /pcg/
https://voca.ro/1gafqULsOJ4M

>>52000367
by cleaning up her mess for her you're endorsing and encouraging her behavior. you need to shove her face in it and make her clean it up herself. otherwise she'll never learn.

>>52002411
10ma is going to outlive you, we can bet if you want

>>52000681
then do your reps if you dont want to be reliant on the machine demon
either way, post it

>>52002336
Wemi has mentioned drinking at least a glass of milk a day and juice. Last week she just drank juice instead of water.

>>51999712
Playing Azur Lane and watching Shiina

>>52002264
Don't stop what you're doing CASIOPEA Michi poster, thanks to you I've been looping their albums for the past few weeks.

>>52002474
ogey

>>52002378
Wemi is an asian womanlet who lives in SEA

>>52002474
keep us informed schizoid radio man

>>52001699
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY

>>51999712
Listening to music and playing block game

>>51999712
Missing Lia.

>>52002474
What is he cooking?

>>52002496
>Last week she just drank juice instead of water
Infuriating behavior. I don't know how people live like that. Dizzy said she does the same thing.

>>52002496
Is it fake Asian lactose-free milk or proper Western whole milk?

>>52002336
How the fuck is she still alive?

>>52002380

>>52002474
Another one for my cringe compilation

>>51999712
hime's coming back hime's coming back hime's coming back

>>52000016
>lives with her mom at thirty years of age.
>Immature!
>Embarrassing!
That's pretty hot, it's a sign of a young mind.
>Unmarriable!
Try me

>>52002439
>IRL stuff
fuck this gay earth

>>52001240
https://files.catbox.moe/rfjk7p.mp4

>>52002344
She's a lesbian. And from what I know her new girlfriend has not seen the mess yet. She's moving out soon so I guess she will find out shortly...
>>52002476
She's not my kid she is a grown woman, I've asked her to clean plenty of times but I can't live in this house never cleaning the shared spaces. It gets super disgusting and I need to at the very least cook every night... I won't blog about it too much but the situation is complicated as to how I ended up rooming with her, she's at least moving out very soon.
I am a literal autist and I used to think I was disgusting but I at least keep the spaces clean even if I can't keep myself clean...

>>52002336
Vitamin Deficiency Connect...

When's Uruka going to play devil went down to georgia? That's the only song with a violin in it I know

>>52002259
no see>>51999679

>>52002699
heh sorry anon, youll just have to sit this one out while me and Pippa have a night of hot steamy babymaking sex

>>51999712
Gonna watch these Phase friends since Lia, Pippa, and Dizzy are all gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze0x5g3HczM

Where's your super star tonight?

>>52002650
Good

>>52002474
Now wait just a minute young man
https://voca.ro/1f0deCgNqLkp

>>52002474
is this what henri sounds like?

>>52002773
Henri is SEA

>>52002787
so he’s using a voice changer?

>>52002749

>>52002741
They cute

>>52002833
Yes, its been known for a while that Henri and Pippa are the same person

>>52002711

>>52002530
They really are amazing aren't they.

Who should I watch tonight /pcg/

>>52002749
being reamed by niosi-san, which I support 100%

>>52002310
Yeah I was going to say, I have a rice cooker and it takes 45 minutes to an hour depending on how much I add.

>>51999893
I'm a fucking doomed NEET and even I keep myself and my shit clean. Unironically, how do you live like this?

>>52002604
I'm pretty sure it's whole milk.

Phase Friend Sleepy Project is on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjmrf0sX1tM

>>52002887

>>51999893
comfy
Honestly though, you gotta keep clean or it starts to smell, and you're an actual subhuman if you'd rather deal with a smelly room than take 20 minutes to clean up

>>52002955
Sounds like she's eating fine then, basically the same thing as adding a tub of yogurt to her daily intake

Oh Uruka is on

Ember looks like the kind of girl that has a smelly vagina.

>>52002993
sleepy LOVE!

>>52003070

has Uruka ever played this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnpg9Zc3_iE

Shiina is peeing a lot tonight

>>52002993
Delete this picture from your hard drive

>>52002336
is she doing the lost-on-an-island diet?
get some fastfood ANYTHING in there

>>52002711
Imagine the smell

https://youtube.com/shorts/DTH0t7f64nI?feature=share

uruka's stream rn

>>52001988
The food pyramid is a complete joke and no one into diet or health takes it seriously. When the government was creating it they got heavily lobbied by various big producers to include their products.

>>52000681
Just commission lmao

>>52001988
>just eat two loaves of bread per day bro

>>52002993
>never watched a sleepy stream before
>joined the stream
>instantly names pippa
>clicked off
i fucking hate leeches

>>52003349
alternatively, get a good imagination

>Lumi goes on break
>Hylo's house catches fire
Holy fucking shit, how hasn't she been banished from the industry yet?

>>52000681

>>52003349
NTA but already ahead of ya >;3

>>52003398
Don't forget your daily candy bar!

>>52002278
I just go to an asian supermarket like once or twice a year and get a big 25 lb bag of decent rice from Vietnam

>never read a femanon post
>join the thread
>instantly says "leeches"
>hide post
I fucking hate femanons

>>52003444
>isreal
fucking kek

>>52003413
shes her gf irl doe

>>52003444
Mysteriously anyone that has evidence against her kills themselves. Its fucking crazy!

>>52003303
Quit noticing things! Fuck you!!!

>>52003492
based

>>52003444
Wtf really?

>>52002474
groom any cute chuubas recently?

>>52003413
you made me pause uruka for context. fucking kill yourself retard.

>>52003444
Shes too powerful!

>>52002993
Pippa cheered her up

>>52001988
Nothing against Shiina. But damn her ability to eat basically nothing is incredible. Did you see the chicken nugget in her little tiny girl hand? wtf bro. She probably eats like 3 apple slices a day.

>>52003413
Pippa getting IRL stuffed by me

I want to fuck Shiina's younger sister

>>52003444
LUUUUUMMMMIIIII!!!!

>>52003642
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
SHE JUST CAN'T.

>>52003413
They are literally fucking.

>>52002278
we dont buy rice cookers cause we dont eat that much rice you fucking SEA monkey

>>52003655
anybody can get by on basically no food, but its based retard tier, causes all sorts of problems from mineral/vitamin deficiencies

>https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1672412409724809217

michael wtf wheres the rest of her pants

>>52003655
nugget

>>52003730
lia daki finally? thank g-d

>>52003737
UOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>52003705
yeah me

>>52003730
>A fucking furfag
At this point even Exo would have been a better option.

>>52003737
that nugget is basically the size of her palm. holy shit how tiny is she actually

>Vreverie
new corpo? Haven't heard of them

>>52001094
Just imagine how much better the likable PC girls like Panko or Airi would be doing if they had their own time slot in
reasonable US times and could afford to do nothing else but stream and ape Rin Penrose's shorts all day.

>>52002474
are you a jew?

>>52003730
shes for sure off the meds right

>>52003811
They've been around for a couple of months, at least since last year. Isn't Nova Aokami there? She's the Yugioh player, and Shiina has collabed with her before.

>>52003737
I’m about to unironically “OOOOHHHH” right now…

>>52003805
Imagine her holding a BBC, the difference in size would make her look tiny

>>52003889
Oh right, forgot about her.

Honestly Shiina should always be streaming 24/7.

>>52003737
I want to pick her up and splat her against a wall desu.

>>52004028
In the ring, right?

>>52003937
Holidays. Unbelievable.

>>52003413
Pippa was helping her yesterday (it's why pippa was late). She was answering Qs on that.

>>52003824
Let's just put every streamer in US time, and do a super overlap, and see who survives...
Na, it wouldn't work. It's good that there are some streamers in other timezones, it helps spread out the love. Panko serves Euro hours well, just like Airi serves West coast hours.

>>52001374
FUCK man i really wanted to talk to lia, it sucks that the roombas were on a schedule and they kept pushing the fats and the uglies aside but let the cute girls talk with the talents

>>52004064
No, in the rape room

>>52004064
NO! IN REAL LIFE!

>>52003811
The agency has been around since 2021, their latest gen debut in march.

>”EVERYBODY EVERYBODY BE SURE TO L-LIKE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE TO URUKA! YEAH AND HIT THAT NOTIFICATION BELL! YEAH YEAH YEAH!”

>>52004116
Stop being fat and ugly, viewers don't want to see you

>>52003737
She literally could not wrap her hand around my cock. No joke bro.

>>52004116
If you become athletic and handsome little girls will stare at you in a good way. Food for thought

>>52004244
working on it ^3^~

The real reason Lia doesn't talk about Yuri
https://files.catbox.moe/gphnc7.mp4

>>52004411
>Phase almost became the brap corp
Grim

>>52004362
I'M GOING TO LIFT SOME WEIGHTS RIGHT NOW

>>52004411
why do I have an erection now

>>52004362
>become handsome
How can I do that naturally?

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>>52004515
just start mewing

>>52004411
lmao

Uruka's throat still sounds fucked up. It's really over for her isn't it...

>>52004515
as long as your dad's not your brother i'm sure you can chisel out a decent looking face. if not just become a cunny artist and groom a fresh out of art school 18 year old

>>52004489

Sorry guys no stream from Pippa tonight, we went to the obstetrician and found out we're having a girl! So we're going out to dinner to celebrate and then going to watch the new spider verse after. Thanks for understanding, back to regular programming tomorrow!

>>52004411
I thought everyone knew lia loved fart porn

I miss Wemilia Nephilia...

>>52004515
Be in shape, don't smell, be well groomed, be confident.

This will be enough for most women

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>>52004595
She got an appointment with a specialist in August. Better than nothing.

>>52004595
I don't believe it's over, because she at least sounds much better than before.

>>52004515
Just jelq and mew every day bro

>>52004515
People don't want you to know this, but you're allowed to get one (1) plastic surgery to fix your worst facial flaw, whether its a big nose or a weak jaw or whatever. Just don't go over that limit or you will never escape the bog

>>52004411
why'd she do it bros

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>>52004779
what's the bog?

>>52004779
Do you live in LA?

>>52004860
Of course I like my little sis. She just needs to keep gaining weight.

>>52004595
Trust Lumi's plan.

>>52004888
don't wanna know

God fucking damn every time Uruka plays I am reminded of how good she is at the violin. Asian girls always go wild on some kind of stringed instrument

>>52004888

>>52004860
Already do

GOD I want to FUCK Uruka SO BAD.

>>52004995
Yeah mine

>>52004971
WAKEY WAKEY RETAAAAAAARD

>>52005028
W-where's your string?

>>52005028
Your dick is stringed?

>>52003811
Do you white (Dutch with some German and English blood) zoomers? Then check out Cheri Lupine. She's a very anxious mess but not in the doomer way.
She's also horrendously unfit and will probably die soon because her resting heart rate is always in the triple digits.

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>>52004860
I want to fuck my little sis