/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

why is /ggg/ so boring today

Consider Gura.

Do you think Gura was lying when she said she didn't pee at the high building place she talked about? It sounded like she wanted to stop chumbuds from going there and pissing the same bathroom she pissed in.

Gura cute!

I NEED TO BREED WITH GURA

Gurass

>>51945120
Same desu. But only after marriage.

Sex with a fembud.

does Gura ever even read youtube comments?

>>51945515
Extremely unlikely

>>51945515
Sometimes. You can argue about how often if you like, but I don't see the point.

>>51945175
Gurass

>>51945515
If she ever did, I strongly doubt she does now. Especially after they became festering shitholes

>>51944976
It should honestly be slow and kinda boring if no Gura activity with the occasional post of a cute Gura pic you found on a booru.

goodnight gamers

>>51945515
Right now? Probably not. Any of the usual arguments aside the birthday vod is at like 2k comments already and it's all a blur of happy birthdays, if you have a comment you wanna leave, save it for next time.

>>51945823
sleep well gamer

>>51945823
The Sansundertal dance???omg

>>51945823

>>51945937
Will she ever say goodbye to us like this again?

>>51945937

>>51945515
I think she reads the comments of normal streams 1-2 days after, but I don't think she reads the comments of event streams or streams when there's drama going on.

>>51946209
So, definitely not any time in past few months, then.

>>51946261
My guess would be nothing since last October, except for maybe members VoDs (besides Star Wars).

cardamom is really yummy in hot chocolate thank you gura

>>51946478
When did she say that? Does sound good, though. I'll have to try it.

>>51946209
>when there's drama going on
You mean the drama Gura created by avoiding her fans?

I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

>>51945515
She used to read a few, but that was long long ago, like 2 years ago. I seriously doubt she read any these days, much less anything that isn't at the top.

stay in your containment retards

>>51946664
More accurately the drama of her being gone in general that then morphed into the drama of her avoiding us in the case of the current situation, yes.

I love my daughterwives Gawr and Gura very much and I want them to get along.

You managed to grab one this year, right?

>>51947032
Nope, and I didn't even try.

>>51947032
no, merch was pretty shit. a fucking tablet cover?

>>51947032
Yup, got last year's too.

>>51947032
I was a minute too late…

>>51947032
>bragging about not watching the stream

>>51947032
I did, yeah

>>51947032
Yeah. I’m also ordering two dozen ebis.

>>51947032
I'm too broke to buy a bunch of merch. I'll pick up the ebi if shipping's not crazy.

>>51946059

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyxye_JnVds
Good news: We will get to hear Gura before the concert outside of a collab!

>>51947459
yay

>>51947272
shipping for 1 Ebi plush is literally almost twice the cost

>>51947256
People like you are the reason we don't streams. At least waste your money on more deserving girls.

>>51947032
I got the glass cups and the ebi keychain plush.

Gura is my oshi. I dont spend money on non-oshis.

>>51947709
Gura deserves everything.

>>51947272
oddly, shipping from the Official site was less than GeekJack.
$20 to ship to the East Coast for the whole anniversary set.
Looks like I'm going to have to buy a tablet to put that cover to use.

>>51947939
only one of these that's accurate

>>51947272
oddly, shipping from the Official site was less than GeekJack.
$20 to ship to the East Coast for the whole Birthday set.
Looks like I'm going to have to buy a tablet to put that cover to use.

>>51947709

>>51948114
Yeah, the official site seems to have gotten shipping back under control even if it's not the amazing deal it used to be.

>>51947459
>more prerecorded gura
c-can't wait

only a little more than a week before i can start losing my mind again

>>51947552
why look sad

>>51948625
Why would any sane chumbud not look sad right now?

>>51948625
It's been a rough few months.

>>51948676
be happy
gura wants chumbies happy

>>51948856
That's not a chumbie.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>51948856
Gura is gradually fading away and there's nothing that can be done to stop it.
Nobody is going to be happy with that.

>>51947032
Yeah, I was refreshing right on all the normal intervals in case they dropped before she could announce them.

>>51947032
Still haven't bought it at all. No streams, no buy.

>>51949018
what happened to happiness from gura old stream?
did it all fade? are you sponges?

I want to thrust my face into a fembud's bushy coochie and take a deep huff of her musty scent.

I miss the Goob I fell in love with a few years ago
not whoever we have now...

>>51949204
Would do obscene things to these two.

>>51949135
NTA. But watching VODs is a bitter reminder of the good times we had that are likely never coming back.

>>51949340
if we're really unlucky, it's going to go on like this long enough for the positive memories we have of gura to replaced with negative ones. that will be the true point of no return, where even the good times are corrupted by association

I want a porn watchalong with Gura.

>>51950007
Same

>>51949890
Each of those dinos need an ebi.

>>51950007
>>51950054
she isnt a twitch ethot fuck off

>>51950007
She wanted to play nekopara for us.. someday.

i just want to know when the next stream is

>>51949611
Well I mean everyone else in EN is still streaming just fine and are the same as always. It's just Gura that's like this.

>>51947032
Nah, can't even bring myself to buy the ebi in earnest. The ebi I was before is immortalized on my dino goob's bum.

>>51950233
august if we're lucky

>>51950329
I'll probably wind up buying the ebi if we actually get to see her again in non-collab form because I'm weak, but as it is, me either.

>>51950261
yep, that's the problem. and those that aren't streaming have given a reason.

>>51950007
Based

>>51948502
my wife and my friend are so cute wish she was flatter in this image though

>>51946819
Are you perhaps deaf? That shit is garbage.

>>51950849
It isn't garbage and is frankly better than Gura's singing on her birthday.

>>51951089
aww hell no fuck soulless ai shit

I am still tramautized by the first pussy I saw. It was hairy and shaped weirdly. I hope Gura dosent dissapoint.

>>51947032
yep
my autograph will the best (she will drip mucus on it)

>>51949676
eh, even if things never get better, I'll still be extremely grateful for the good times we had. Gura's helped me through a lot of stupid shit and I can't pretend she hasn't, even if the current situation frustrates the hell out of me.
I've also pretty much accepted that this is how things are going to be until further notice. Going to bed every night thinking "well, maybe tomorrow..." has made the last few weeks the most miserable I've had this year by far so I'm just not doing it anymore. I've basically dropped any prior expectations I had of her right back down to the ground.

>>51951327
but if you dont have any expectations you might miss a surprise 8 pm stream

>>51951361
Well it's a good thing I work from home then

>>51951405
no i mean you might lose track of time or get busy with something else if you aren't expecting it anymore

*toots*

>>51951361
The only danger is if all the archivers leave. With audioanon leaving, there is a real possibility we might get a surprise unarchived karaoke that nobody records.

>>51951493
setting up an archive program is so fucking easy, just do it yourself, thats what I do for personal keeping

>>51951493
there's no way no one will record it but watching a recording pales in comparison for me
if i dont watch it live ill put off watching it forever

I goomed.

>>51951327
I almost envy the casuals at a time like this, maybe even actually envy. If you value spending time with her the past month and a half has been miserable for multiple reasons, but the ones who just tune in to the funny foot and fart shark when she happens to be on are probably having a much better time.

>>51947032
>shop refreshed and I had to relogin mid checkout
No...

>>51951440
well thank god VODs exist then
yeah I know it's nothing like the live experience but I'll be happy enough knowing she did anything at all at this point
plus I rarely work past 5PM anyways so the only thing that'd be capable of making me miss a surprise stream is particularly engrossing vidya or other unpredictable life shit

I hope you guys are prepared to buy your HoloAirline tickets to Japan to visit HoloCity, because Gura will definitely have a ride themed after her there.

>>51951943
same i envy those who aren't as dedicated, they can never know my pain

>>51951943
this is why you niggas should have bought tickets to the concert
this past month and a half has sucked but at least i had the concert to always look forward to

>>51951361
Then so be it. If she wants to roleplay as a fucking internet cryptid she is welcome to do so, but I'm not gonna have any expectations of her anymore. Waiting and hoping for a frame to go up by the usual times only for it to never show up is too tiresome and disappointing every time

>>51952356
Everyone is looking forward to it it's gonna get restreamed and torrented

FUCK gura

>>51952436
Anon that's how she is from the start.

>>51952573
i mean actually going to it in person

>>51952631
Yeah I am a little jealous of that. but not that jealous it sounds exhausting and I would collapse around so many people

>>51952576
Yeah, I will.

>>51952576
I'm on it!

>>51952356
Don't call me a nig also I hate LA and I would never go to that shithole.

>>51952356
nta but I don't really care about the concert because it's not the type of content that made me like gura so much in the first place. her being just this weird but charming womanlet with great comedic timing and strange tangents was the real draw, not just being a regular idol that sings and dances on stage

guwa love

>>51952998
who is that do you mean goobidiba

>>51952598
no, not really

>>51952998
I wish to receive guwa's love again..

>>51952950
gura joined hololive because she wanted to be an idol not a le funny cringe girl

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>51953065
the only reason the idolshit even has any audience is because of her being le funny cringe girl, though. it's not the main draw and it's the weakest and least important part of hololive's content

>>51953167
oh you're here. I was thinking you didn't like this thread.

>>51952950
Agreed, sort of? I like the idol stuff but not in a vacuum, it's part of the package and the package is supposed to include streams, hanging out, etc. Things we used to get, things that everyone but us still gets. I don't think it's a controvertial opinion, that I'm not excited for the concert because she's pretty much gone.

>>51953192
hololive is an idol group not a streaming group

>>51952576
Already did

holy fuck shut the fuck up about streams already
go jump into a stream

>>51953271
>>51953296
Very big chumbud and hololive fan hates streams, understood.

>>51953296
where would I even find a stream? I don't think those exist anymore in the modern world

>>51953271
if that was actually true, people wouldn't be so dissatisfied with the current situation with gura. idolshit has never been and never will be what makes people get invested in vtubers in the first place

>>51953271
Hololive gets its audience from streams.

Gooby Gorbus my love

>>51953370
I'm not? it would be nice to see her but I've got other things to do, as do the vast majority of Hololive fans.

>>51950007
Lesbian or hetero?
Interracial is ok?

What if Gura was a frog?

>>51953370
i literally got into hololive because it was idol stuff but okay

>>51953427
that's more a reflection of you just having really low standards than anything else

people that spend money on merch and concerts (what actually gives cover corp all their money) like idol stuff
those that send it on superchats (that the girls see very little of) care about streams and themselves

>>51953490
Low standards are a strength. People with them are far happier than people with high standards.

>>51953296
All the rivers here are dry

>>51953473
I missed when korone was allowed to play crazy ass kusoge.

>>51953523
I do both!

if you hate idolshit why are you into the girl who wants to be the human personification of hatsune miku

>>51953523
i do both though and enjoy both though?

>>51953731
>>51953785
proof?

>>51953542
bullshit
low standards are how you stay weak and poor and suck at everything you do. you're never really able to strongly back or believe in anything because you don't know what it's like to actually push for something better in your day-to-day life, so you settle for being content with mediocrity not only in yourself but also in others.
high standards are a burden because when you're not meeting your own expectations you know it, but they're required for pushing past the valley of mediocrity that you end up settling for if you don't have them.

TL;DR your worldview is just a massive cope for being afraid to fail and settling for mediocrity instead

>>51953523
They should all get streamlabs. No youtube cut and you still get to do the superchat like message.

>>51953823
So many words. Did they make you happy?

>>51953795
old screenshot but here ya go
didn't buy merch this year though cuz im tired of no streams

I think this streams vs idol stuff argument is getting away from what the actual issue is, that she's not explaining what's going on to her audience and properly setting expectations. I would say that Cover needs to better balance the idol stuff and streaming better, however. In general they just need to be better at a lot things, really.

>>51953795
I love supporting my wife. I miss seeing her as much but I don't think she's given up on us.

>>51953878
>Did they make you happy?
a little bit, yeah, because writing it out like that helps to understand my own fundamental beliefs. but if that's too much for you, even with a simple TL;DR provided, maybe low standards are a better fit for you than actually being a person who tries to push for a better version of themself and others, even when it seems like a minor, trivial instance of things.

>>51951943
>>51952294
I used to be that invested but as the days kept passing and things only got worse with each and I became so noticeably depressed that all of the other things that I love in life weren't able to make me lighten my mood anymore and family members were starting to ask what was up, I knew that at that point either she would have to change something soon, or I would.
Then her birthday came around and while it was relieving that she actually celebrated it with us, she still chose not to say anything about this situation nor mention if and when there were any future streams. So I chose to take a wide step back from it all.
I still care about her and will continue to check if she's done anything once in a while and I will cherish the good times probably until the day that I die, but I cannot continue to be 110% invested if this is how things are going to be for the foreseeable future without a definitive end point.
Although if you're somehow able to continue having Gura be the absolute most important thing in your life and not be utterly fucking exhausted at this point then genuinely good for you. You're a way stronger person than I ever will be.

>>51954031
I'm glad I could make you happy.

>>51953994
>would say that Cover needs to better balance the idol stuff and streaming better,
one concert once a year is nothing for real idols, they cant get any less idol focused if they wanted if they tried, the rest are up to the holomems to decide if they want to join

>>51954107
please for the love of god don't keep believing low standards are the key to happiness. you're going to miss out on having a life that's actually worth living if you do so.

>>51953998
I'm not quite as optimistic, but I only hope I'm wrong, and that you get to point and laugh at me and my lack of 2023 merch when I'm forced to kneel at an actual return.

>>51954135
Well, they need to better pace and plan how they do them, then. If even Kiara was having trouble keeping up, something is wrong.

>>51954189
kiara does a shitload more than she needs to do
can't even compare gura's output

>>51954169
She was still doing work with planning her opening, and she talked about wanting to do another 3D live. Those aren't things she would waste her time on if she's actually checked out and given up on us.

>>51954316
Marine Gawr SEX

>>51953204
I never left, I just didn't post this as often as in global

>>51954259
If she had done even one watchalong or told us not to wait up for them I would agree, but she didn't and I can't really read a good message out of that. Anyone who thinks she's checked out of hololive is a fool, but it sure feels like she has from us. Again, I only wanna be wrong.

GUUUUUUURAAAAAAAA
I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
I'M CUMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

>>51954064
>Although if you're somehow able to continue having Gura be the absolute most important thing in your life and not be utterly fucking exhausted at this point then genuinely good for you. You're a way stronger person than I ever will be.
even without gura being "the absolute most important thing in your life" I think it's just hard not to find the whole situation just really sad on a fundamental level at this point.
seeing her rush through the birthday stream, barely able to sing compared to a few months ago and shill more merch after an hour genuinely saddened me even though it was exactly what I expected

>>51954161
No way. I'll continue enjoying Gura when I can and doing other things when I can't. You can keep disappointing yourself by applying standards she might not live up to to her.

>>51954316
Although I am not a big fan of Kanauru, I have to say Marine Gawr singing treasure box is a fucking brilliant idea.

>>51954500
I really don't get the sentiment that her singing sounded like shit because it didn't sound very different to me, but I just might not have the ear for it.
That, or this is bait.

>>51954647
some anon posted her doing the exact song in two prior karaokes and they sounded way better
more vibrato and power + holding her notes

>>51954647
I don't think it sounded like shit, but it really did seem off to me. It makes sense for the live singing because it had been so long, but even the pre recorded stuff didn't seem as good as previous stuff. I actually didn't even realized she had transitioned into a music video at first because I was just listening with headphones and not looking at the screen for a bit.

>>51953838
Streamlabs opens you up for people doing chargebacks and fucking you with fees like that one VShojo who had someone donate 10k then do a chargeback and she got slapped with hundreds in fees.

>>51954523
>You can keep disappointing yourself by applying standards she might not live up to to her
that disappointment is better than any kind of "happiness" that comes from accepting mediocrity from anything that you've judged worthwhile in the past, because you open yourself up to admitting that hey, even if it's kind of embarrassing that I'm even this invested in this in the first place, at least I actually still care enough about it that I'm not just happily letting it become garbage because my continued enjoyment of it needs to override all else at all cost

>>51954720
the prerecorded shit had autotune turned the fuck up on it

>>51954751
>he still thinks he has any power to change anything

>>51954781
Ah, yeah, that was definitely part of it not sounding quite right. It's too bad, because I really like the songs she chose.

>>51954834
nah this time for sure, guys
get in those comments and light it up!

>>51954834
I don't actually, but at least I can stop paying to support what's clearly become mediocre through membership. even if it's just a tiny dent in cover's profit margins and collectively not even close to enough of the revenue stream to make a difference at all, it's better than nothing

>>51954751
I'd save the effort for something I can control if I were you. But if you must, you already know Gura has high standards herself and all you have to do to make your feelings clear is leave some polite comments somewhere she might see it. That's really all you can do.

Whats your favorite karaoke song she's sung before? My personally favorite is Kiss Me by sixpence. Always gets me teary eyed in a happy way.

>>51955200

If she came back and said
"Sorry guys for the sporadic streams but I promise to make it up to you guys, now let's get to gaming!"

If she kept her word would you forgive her?

>>51955086
>you already know Gura has high standards herself and all you have to do to make your feelings clear is leave some polite comments somewhere she might see it. That's really all you can do
that's part of the problem, she doesn't have any standards anymore and is going to continue to lock down any avenues of being able to communicate any sort or criticism, no matter how mild or polite it's phrased. the only thing that makes sense is to just not support her or cover corp financially and hope it either prompts her to do better or move on to greener pastures in life because the vtuber thing just wasn't meant to continue on indefinitely from the get-go

>>51955216
That's literally all we want, but Gura has been very clear that this will never happen.
I've been saying this for ages, she doesn't like streaming

I think I have a fetish for being abandoned or something
I seem to enjoy the feeling of despair and helplessness

>>51955216
>If she kept her word would you forgive her?
Yeah? Keeping her word is the most important part whether she says the word promise or not. Of course I want more of an explanation that that, or even one at all, but people were actually doubting she'd show up for her own birthday. Yes, some of it was obviously shitstirrers, but faith and expectations are so low that it wasn't immediately dismissed as retarded.

>>51955216
>If she kept her word would you forgive her?
Yes. I would frustrated at the lack of explanation, but at this point at I would take even an acknowledgment and any sort of improvement.

>>51955216
I don't need her to say anything. I forgive her every time I see her.

>>51955216
>If she kept her word would you forgive her?
Keeping her word is one of the things she appears to struggle with the most these days so if she were able to actually fix that then yes, absolutely.

>>51953433
>Interracial is ok?
Obviously yes. That's what we would be watching
Would love for Gura to humiliate my small shrimplet in comparison to the much bigger and stronger black guys in the porn

>>51955340
In that case you should be just fine.

Guys I'm sedinf black spots wvwyehwre what te. Fuck is going on
Everything is covered in mktttl black Dots I did t efe. Take anything

>>51955510
Anon, you're scaring me.

>>51955510
If you're being serious, that doesn't sound very good. If it's just a few it might just be floaters, but a lot, I'm not sure.

>>51955200
I can't decide on a single favorite, but Creep is definitely one of the best. Tomorrow, Lost boy, When I found you, Haiiro to Ao, especially the version from her idea graveyard she showed us, I wish we got an actual cover of that.. It gives me chills.. The Karaoke version was good as well but got interrupted because YouTube shit the bed.

>>51955216
If she would actually keep her word, yes, absolutely. But I have a hard time believing she will even say sorry.. or address it at all..

>>51955549
>>51955562
I was fine then u had thew urge to go to Walmart to buy some Orville redenbachers and I got into my car and now everything is fucked

>>51955200
Hallelujah

>>51955285
not happening, too many casuals that will support her regardless.

>>51955713
yeah, probably, but it's still better than continuing to support the decline itself financially

>>51955713
Yeah, me. You can pry my 5 dollar membership from my corpse.

>>51955200
Wellerman

God damn the cinematics in FFXVI are amazing so far, hope Gura is enjoying it.

>>51956020
Genuinely don't understand why people keep posting about Gura playing this. At least the Outlast posting made sense.

>>51956046
>people
seems like it's mainly one dude

>>51956046
Nah all the posts about FFXVI so far have just been me.

>>51955812
I actually meant merch

>>51956082
Find somewhere else to post about it. Gura isn't interested.

>>51956098
How do you know that?

I HAVE A CRAVING

>>51956082
>>51956098
doesn't ina nerd out about this kind of stuff all the time? maybe /wah/ would be the best place

>>51956146
I like Gura though, not Ina.

I want Gura to piss on my cock

>>51956082
I'm more confused as to why you think she'd be playing it. If she is for some very odd reason, good for her, hope she enjoys it. I'm not gonna buy a ps5 for it, though.

>>51956184
maybe pick up ina or kiara then, pretty sure they're way more into this stuff than gura is

>>51956205
She could be playing it because it has DMC5 combat and it's the current hotness on the gaming market.

>>51956242
I used to watch Myth religiously for the first year, but now I only watch Gura. Not about to watch them again outside of special events or Gura collabs.

>>51956205
She doesn't even own a PS5, his posting is retarded

>>51956323
She could have very well bought one recently, you don't know that.

>>51956256
Maybe but probably still too much text for her.

>>51956347
I know for a fact she doesn't have a ps5

>>51956402
You don't though.

>>51956306
>but now I only watch Gura
damn, so you must really be feeling the drought then eh?

so when can i get my shark eggs

>>51956516
sleep tight buddy

>>51956516
Oyasame

>>51956431
Nah, I keep myself busy with video games or exercise.

>>51956412
I do

>>51955216
I'm not even mad at her, like loving her knowing she will never love me back, I believe in her even if I know there is agood chance she will not follow through, I just can0t be mad at her, I'm just happy when she streams, that's all.

>>51956450
sry I already fertilized all of her eggs

>>51956536
saying you "exercise" is gay as fuck dude
just say you run or lift weights or whatever it is you actually do, "exercising" is for faggots

>>51956565
proof next thread

>>51956565
Well suit yourself, I too can also believe she's bought a PS5 recently and is currently playing FFXVI. Neither of us has evidence anyway.

>>51956606
what the fuck

>>51956606
>just say you run or lift weights
You know some people do multiple things to exercise, right? Do you want a list?

>>51956606
Strange thing to be such a stickler about, but ok?

>>51956606
Genuinely baffling post.

>>51956516
goob morning

You buds ever play Mahjong? I started learning it while playing Yakuza games and it's pretty fun.

>>51956657
>You know some people do multiple things to exercise, right?
yeah, you gotta do multiple things for most sports but just "exercising" without any sort of unifying thing that you're training for is for like, 60 year soccer moms and dudes with dad bods.
it's like driving your car, you might do it every day but you should probably know where you're going

>>51956838
I had a mahjong phase when Saki was airing. I suck at it too much to enjoy it, but it's alright.

>>51956838
poker is a better game

>>51956838
I'm more of a chess guy myself.

Don't worry guys, just another 27 days or so until we get our monthly stream. I wonder what she'll be shilling then?

>>51956536
had my 7-yo road bike overhauled and returned to cycling 2 weeks ago. and my thighs still hurt from the last ride, can't get up well without pushing myself against the table/chair ruru

ez money

I'm grateful to Gura because she inspired a lot of vtubers I enjoy watching today

ez cunny

>>51957022
who are they? I don't care anymore, I want something to fill the void as long as it isn't the jew ghost or wal-mart gura penguin

ez munny

>>51956606
You guys are so dumb sometimes wtf

>>51957095
Well them most obvious ones are Yuko Yurei and Poko Rakun from idol en gen 1 and gen 2

>>51957212
Isn't the first one the jew ghost they didn't want mentioned?

>>51956606
I say exercise when I don't want to specify because someone might be like running is for fags or whatever and I dont' want to deal with that retarded conversation

>>51957276
running is for fags lol
buy a bike nerd

>>51957212
stfu jewshill

>>51957169
He's not wrong. Fags excercise, real alphas train. Huge difference.

>>51957269
Yeah i didn't read the post to the end because i started thinking about people. sry

>>51957269
yes

Slit

What if Gura loves us too much and is forcing herself to stay away

>>51956864
I never realized how many god damned mahjong animes there were until recently.
>>51956879
Never cared for western card games myself.
>>51956894
I used to play chess but I didn't really feel it was fun enough to justify the time investment.

>>51957293
>first person to actually get it
goddamn, that took way too long

>>51957322
>I never realized how many god damned mahjong animes there were until recently
spoiler: they're all garbage except for akagi

>>51957293
>>51957329
Only gays train. You're just trying to impress other guys.

>>51957311
T u T

>>51957412
But I liked saki...

I wish the valentine stream was up, I want to post that timestamp.

>>51957436
Everyone that talks about being alpha is gay.

I can kind of believe she won't be graduating (why make that animation if she were going to leave) but we still have the "new normal" with no additional details just the repeated ones.

>>51957477
what timestamp?

>>51957436
>Only gays train
is your implication here that every martial artist is gay?

>>51957505
The one relevant to this conversation. You know the one.

>>51957488
My read from the birthday stream is that she was dealing with personal issues that are nearly resolved (why she said "you guy will be seeing this a lot... soon) but that we still have a bit more to wait either because those issues aren't fully resolved, or because of the upcoming Japan pt 2 trip. I'm hoping things are more normal come mid July/early August.

>>51957509
nta but have you seen what a stack pass or triangle choke looks like?
we're all a bit fruity in that regard

>>51957518
do your reps?

>>51957509
Literally a sport about hugging other dudes
Gay af

>>51957560
she actually used the word "soon"?

>>51957640
yes, but then hesitated afterwards, so soon(tm). lemme see if I can find the timestamp

I still have some hope that things will get better. At the very least it seems less likely that she will leave, which means theres always a chance.

I rather she streams once a month than weekly male collabs.

Gura thinking she's going to keep using this intro is the weirdest thing to me. You'd think she'd know herself better than that, she'll get sick of it after six months.

>>51957790
that's some serious cope, since the latter will never happen anyway

>>51957640
>>51957684
Nevermind, I mistook so for soon, she said "You're going to be seeing it a lot so.., yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"
https://youtu.be/_Br7Oc1VmdY?t=1967

Would you trust Gura to drive a submarine

>>51957958
I wouldn't trust Gura to drive a pink electric Barbie car.

>>51957958
If the submarine is a proper one and not a cobbled together pile of shit, maybe.

>>51957921
it's over...

>>51957997
How fucking new, gura is a submarine captine for US navy. I would trust her with my life in a pressurized thin can.

>>51958138
No anon, Gura IS the submarine. There is someone else inside piloting her.

>>51958178
Yeah, me.

>>51958178
>>51958228
yeah, me

>>51947439

>>51957958
The only job I'm letting Gura do in a submarine is being the crew's onahole.

>>51958263
Back off fat fuck, just because you lost a few punds doesn't mean you get the shark.

>>51958178
i am inside gura

>>51958376
fat? these guns will destroy your scrawny ass

>>51957958
I will kill everyone on board and have lovey dovey mating press with Gura on top of those corpses until the oxygen runs out.

>>51958263
is there an official name for him yet?

>>51958480
He's the gigashrimp.

God I love this girl an almost obscene amount.

>>51958480
Not that I'm aware of, but I call him Anchor Arms

>>51958480
Gearbud.

how do you fags go from acceptance to denial? she didn't even lovebomb us this time

>>51958178
if gura is a submarine, she is the one which exploded near the titanic a few days back, showing no signs of existance

>>51958513
Someone needs to superchat Gura about that shit so she can say she hates it.

>>51958581
She seemed optimistic towards the future during the birthday stream.
>>51958584
Nah, that imploded Sunday so she streamed after that.

>>51958263
popeye the shrimp

>>51958581
What I would like to happen is not the same as what I think'll happen.

>>51958581
Like she's going to lovebomb the birthday tourists.

>>51958581
She hasn't love bombed us in forever, I have been in Doomer mode forever as well. I'm just not willing to give up on her.

I just rewatched the birthday stream. I somehow feel better and worse at the same time...

>>51959279
that sounds stupid
i dont understand how you can be both

I FUCKING LOVE GURA

>>51959383
I don't quite get it myself. Maybe it would be more accurate to say I'm rapidly alternating between being happy to have heard her voice and think about the "big summer" that's coming, then sad considering the reality is it will likely be disappointing and that I have no idea when I'll see her again.

>>51959554
pretty understandable feeling desu, i mean we have no idea what will happen next or when and it seems like gura had no intention of making any declarations about future things either. so we are stuck in limbo right now. who knows man

I LOVE FUCKING GURA

>>51959594
Shart thighs save lives

Just stop caring so much, maybe?

>>51959717
That's a brilliant idea, anon. Wish I had thought of it before. But in all seriousness, that's what I'm trying to do. Easier said then done, though.

>>51959717
but they can't do that without posting walls of text and starting to hate Gura for some reason

>>51959717
i'll stop caring when she tells me to stop caring

>>51959765
For as much as you want to make everyone sound like verbose schizo, I don't think much of anything qualifies unless you're a phoneposter with a tiny ass screen.

>>51959514
>>51959698
my posts

>>51959717
Never

>>51957560
>I'm hoping things are more normal come mid July/early August.
She implied in April that she wouldn't be able to stream much during summer due to having a "crazy" schedule. May was supposed to be the high point.

>>51959717
i go about my life everyday anon, go to work and watch other streamers, but utlimately i would like for my oshi too stream too, why is that so hard to understand

she hates us

>>51959842
just stop caring so much, maybe?

>>51959850
No, she's apathetic which is worse.

>>51959836
Depends on what timeframe of summer that is, she could've just meant June/early July because of birthday + Japan trip.

>Thread only reaching page 10 after 5 hours
>350 posts
GRIM

>>51959872
just eat something if you're starving
just buy a house if you're homeless
just be happy if you're depressed

>>51959872
If they wish to wallow in misery, then let them wallow in misery.

>>51959872
retard

>>51959932
slow threads are good threads unless there's a stream happening.

>>51959932
It should always be comfy like this

>>51959970
Truth, life is only as complicated as you make it.

>>51959910
Yeah, that's another reason it's hard to get excited about this supposed big summer stuff that's coming up, that's a huge timeframe. It could mean tomorrow, or it could mean sometime in August or even September.

>>51960030
good thing we have a definite date for one exciting thing coming up, which will probably have announcements for more at the end of it just like holofes did

>>51959836
>She implied in April that she wouldn't be able to stream much during summer due to having a "crazy" schedule.
Can someone ask Gura what exactly is the difference between having a "crazy schedule and her usual schedule of not streaming when it comes to streaming?

>>51960074
True. The concert would be a good time for lots of stuff to be announced. But I'm going to keep my expectations low.

>>51959970
Now you get it!

dakimagura sex

>>51960113
I'm looking forward to Holoearth so I believe i have an advantage in this regard

I'm just kind of bummed out that my favorite vtuber isn't really producing the content I actually care about anymore.

>>51960289
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that. I do hope it actually ends up being good.

Thoughts on this anti post?