/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

I love Gura the most!

Tail

I don't think gura will break any sales record this year with these kind of merch

>>51904957
I think the shrimp plushie is really nice. I wont get it though

>>51904957
True, but that's more to do with Dino gura selling incredibly well

>>51904957
it seems like it's stuff she specifically wanted

>>51904846
>hmmm so you want a part where you shake your butt at the camera? well i'm having trouble visualizing it. i'm going to need you to send me a video so i can use it as a reference.

>>51904957
nothing will top dino gura

>>51904957
I really like the Ebi plushie and the glasses are decent, but Dino Gura was next level and will be very hard to ever top.

my wife

>>51904957
can anyone tell what size that pad fits? which ipad/note can it be used?

>>51904957
She can literally shit into a bag and break sales records. Even this trash sold out in 2 minutes

see you guys in 2 months this time

I like the Tablet case, the image is inside so it's camo gura merch

gawr is kawaii

>>51904957
You forgot to add that this shit is 100$ with shipping. 100 fucking dollars.
And yes I could afford it, but I refuse to spend this much on 2 cheap glasses a 50ct postcard and a 5$ case.

>>51905755
Her limited set will resell for $500

>>51905785
Yes well I get why people bought that. Pretty decent investment and people who are stupid enough to pay 100$ for this will also pay 500$ for something handwritten by some poor assistant at Cover.

>>51905850
Merch is their #1 priority. All limited sets are handwritten by talents. Cover would be finished if they faked them.

>>51905659
Too big for my tablet.

>>51905373
Fucking Roboco sells out limited in 2 minutes.

can someone screencap her streams tab using light mode? I'm doing a funny and can't change the settings on my device

>>51906124 (me)
nvm, finally got it to work

>>51905755
It's like all Japanese nerd shit: They are not selling the merchandise. They are selling the idea of giving money to your idol, and give you some merch on top.

>>51905209
This. I bought a extra ebi.

>>51906048
No one can prove that the autograph is real, because Gura isn't fucking real. Anyone can write Gura on something. And no they would not be finished you moron. This is literally what happens with most of the autographs from stars you can buy. Do you actually think that Gura (aka Mrs. "I am to busy to tweet") wrote and signed 2000 postcards?
>Cuckbuds deserve everything they get.

>>51906350
Gura takes that to the next level by making it findom. You want a stream? Fuck you, maybe if you spend enough on your mistress you'll get a fanart retweet or something

I hunt the Dino Guras.

>>51906930

>>51904957
If she sold fucking bags worth 150k I guarantee she's gonna move enough ebis alone for half a million

>>51904957
Hopefully that'll make her stream more to compensate

Sex with a fembud.

>>51907258
out of curiosity, I marked the "return" streams coming off of more than at least a few weeks to a month of absence with red, and all other streams with blue. it looks like 5 out of the 12 streams she's done publicly this year, or about 41% of her total output have been "return" streams

>>51907779
at least she dropped the "I'm back"

>>51907779
>bramble mountain
>return stream
she literally did a watchalong the day before

>>51907779
this time will be different. at worst a week between streams

Gura will stream when she feels ready to do so.

>>51907974
then from a member's POV, that one was a return stream, with the bramble one being a return stream from the public POV

>>51907974
the watchalong was the same day as bramble

Less than 9 hours until Gura's FFXVI stream!

>>51908132
oh yeah, damn timezones got me

>>51907258
You missed the gura holo airlines merch which pretty much makes it more merch than streams, sadly.
https://anibox-japan.com/shops/hololive

>>51908433
I'll add the acrylic stand and ticket holder later, thanks

>>51908433
There was also that holo27 "sweet apetite" standee featuring her and bae, but we're getting into the weeds now.

>>51908622
that artist went out of their way to make gura's face retarded

>>51906093
Gura did it in less than 10 seconds

>>51908622
It looks like Gawr Guro at first glance.

>>51908757
nope

Gura's limited merch sold out in 2 minutes without her shilling it on stream.

>>51908573
Damn there's a lot of gura merch.

>>51908433
>>51908622
If you count group merch, then there's also the holofes merch, the connect the world merch, and the kandamatsuri merch

>>51909173
Cover knows her image sells and they get a much bigger piece from the generic merch.

gura shouldnt play ff16
its too much for her poor shark heart :(

>more merch than streams if you count properly
>this year's birthday stream was one of her most profitable ever in terms of SC revenue
I wonder if the current situation might actually make her more money than if she was to stream regularly at this point, and she's figured it out

>>51909645
SC revenue is insignificant compared to merch sales.

things are getting a bit cramped, I'll add member streams eventually. There was a karaoke, a zatsu, and a watchalong IIRC

My wife's wife is about to get raped...
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1671906826840076288

>>51909832 (me)
adding group merch doesn't feel quite right but I might add another row for it

>>51909865
imagine the threesome

>>51909645
She isn't even losing that much SC revenue. People will just save onto it and blow it all during one stream instead of over several. Keeping the vods unmoderated ensure a steady flow of new views to look at the drama. She has mastered the game.

>>51910189
Gawr "Lex Luthor" Gura

moar merch added, that's it for today. Feel free to edit and add more.

Place your bets.

https://strawpoll.com/polls/LVyK8VOR6n0

>>51910411
*none of the above

https://twitter.com/hirotaka0125_II/status/1671912405457338368

>Ame outfit in Gura's timeslot
Well there is always tomorrow....

>>51910535
At least this week has given us more Gawr art.

What autism are you idiots even engaging in
Ooh she has 6 merch items for her bd haha my ratio is now complete!
When the fuck did this thread turn into the outright anti general, plotting meme images for the catalog niggers to use unabated

>>51910809
Why are you upset at the truth?

>>51910809

Since chummies have finally gotten wise to the truth. Gura is a has-been shill jew whore who is graduated in all but name and will continue to milk her cunny short fanbase dry as bone for as long as it remains profitable. And it will remain profitable. For a long, long time

>>51910809
feel free to edit it if you think it's misleading

>>51910809
Gura streamed 15 times in 6 months. 3 of those streams were members only.
2.5 streams per 30 days.
1 stream every 12 days.

>>51910809
Who cares honestly
If you’re still not convinced that this place doesn’t matter then I don’t know what to tell you

>>51910189
That's what I do. I save the money so next time she streams she gets a big fat superchat from me.

>>51911022
it's not that bad if you consider hours instead of streams

>>51910809
>When the fuck did this thread turn into the outright anti general
Over the last half year because Gura's been MIA and antis think their stale rhetoric from two years ago will definitely work this time for sure.

>>51910324
all the merch ive bought
how about you guys?

>>51911214
also the digital message for ctw

>>51911153
It matters. Too many containment breakers nowadays.

Oh yeah isn't it midsummer now? I don't think there is any chance of streams soon, she's probably out having the time of her life

I put aside 5% of my income to buy Gura merch and SC her.

>>51911172
>1 stream every 12 days
>3 hours every 284 hours
>1 hour every 94.667 hours

>>51911153
it doesn't matter, nothing matters, but this is still the most active gura discussion place on the internet

Where is he?

>>51911153
I hope you're not one of those feistyfags that was convinced a reddit post "made" her stream.

>>51910809
Probably around February when the 'came back for an atm withdrawal' thing started to feel truer than it should.

Do Shion, Ayame, or Aqua fuck with their fans too by not giving a timeframe when it's reasonable to expect them to stream?

>>51911473
Dont care, dont watch em

>>51911473
shion less so
aqua and ayame, yes.

>>51911473
They all still stream occasionally. To put things in perspective Haachama has more streams this year than Gura despite being missing for months.

>>51908142
I'm expecting an Only Up stream from her sometime soon.

I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

>>51911545
that sounds wrong

>>51911156
>proudly giving your money to a woman you will never meet and who can´t even be bothered to show up to stream more than once a month
I cannot even begin to imagine the disappointment your ancestors are feeling when they look at your life

>>51912116
lol you are on /vt/
bet your ancestors are mighty proud of you

>>51911022
Here are the correct numbers
The custom period is since the end of her official health break

>>51912305
>no u
Wow anon, great reply

>>51912374
>if you factor absolutely all work gooba does then she works 31 minutes a day

>>51912116
They're dead

>>51912458
its just funny to me how a lowlife makes fun of another lowlife

>>51905755
Honestly a lot cheaper than last year iirc

>>51912480
I made this spreadsheet because I was tired of people shitposting about her while only talking about the public archived streams they could see on her channel
but man, it still doesn't look great when you include the rest

>>51912643
>but man, it still doesn't look great when you include the rest
it looks terrible and that's without comparing her to other girls

Nyow I'm smiling in my room.

>>51911808
It does sound impossible but it's right.

>>51912480
It doesn't include her work on projects though.

>>51904637
Based Gurass poster.

shark butt

Remember to brush your shark.

>>51913956
Especially her bush.

>>51912726
>comparing her to other girls
rough estimates per HoloData:

Kiara: 416h, 95 streams
Mori: 378h, 116 streams
Bae: 332h, 105 streams
IRyS: 306h, 68 streams
Fauna: 297h, 91 streams
Ame: 233h, 74 streams
Ina: 195h, 64 streams
Kronii: 173h, 53 streams
Mumei: 170h, 54 streams

Gura: 34h, 12 streams

>>51913997
Average HoloEN stream hours w/o Gura: ~278h

>>51913997
Average HoloEN stream count w/o Gura: 80

Why did it have to be MY Oshi? Why do the things I love always leave or get taken away from me? WHY?

>>51914208
The world doesn't want us to be happy.

>>51914208
you let it happen
maybe listen next time

>>51914208
you went for the smooth diamond rather than the one with rough edges
and you fell for a glass replica

>>51914208
She's not gone or going.

I wish everyday was Gura's birthday so she would stream

>>51913956
brush her bush

>>51914208
The price you pay for choosing the blue pill.

I just want to rape this creature and suck on her smooth cunny, is that too much to ask?

>>51914401
she's not spending time with us either.

>>51913997
>>51914092
>>51914127
there's no way to spin this shit in a positive way, it's depressive. Thanks for the numbers tho.

>>51913997
I really only watch fauna on this list

>>51914820
You have to feed her 5lbs of strawberries to get her in the mood first

>>51914208
Because you love things that are extremely easy to love. I’m not saying that’s wrong, I’m the same way. Gura presents herself much more carefully than almost any other member, and as a result, in terms of any content she does make, has almost no downside at all compared to others. She largely doesn’t engage with things you dislike, and is hyper-concerned with making sure every second she is live is entertaining. This is extremely easy for an audience member to enjoy. However, it is much more mentally draining on her than it would be to be a normal streamer that acts more like a normal person, is often boring, and says things some people dislike. Everyone is like that if they let their guard down. Gura doesn’t, has burned out as a result, and so you loving something which was unsustainable was not a coincidence. It’s not wrong at all to love her or what she has done in the past, but it’s kind of like buying a product that was listed with a pricing error way below cost of manufacturing and then later going “man, why can’t I get more of that for the price I did before????”. You’re used to something which was basically too good to be true.

>>51904497
>>51904561
>>51904637
you guys posted them in the wrong order

>>51914208
shut up retard

Menacing

>>51915143
Oh, I actually didn't notice I was there too

>>51913997
can you even imagine 300hrs of gooba? my life would be perfect

>>51915009
All I want is to see her and spend time with her. Even if she's low energy or doesn't have anything to say, I would watch literally anything as long as it's with her. I value her company above all else. And unless she starts shitting on us for no reason or anything like that, I will still love her.

>>51915251
looking extra correctable

I want to kiss Gura.

>>51915624
same desu

>>51915624
I want to experience her amazing world class hugs she gave the other holos.

>>51913997
>numbers numbers numbers
Gura just streamed 2 days ago, I dont see Mumei streaming yet no one is complaining. Gura has the most work out of all holos simply because she is #1 vtuber in the world. Chumbabies are so entitled thats why patientbuds are always winning

>>51915851
ok darkmaze

>>51915624
I want to kiss her buttcheeks

>>51915851
>#1 vtuber in the world
how to spot an anti

https://youtu.be/_Br7Oc1VmdY?t=295
Was she drunk?

>>51915624
I want to kiss her womb with my pp

>>51915547
>And unless she starts shitting on us for no reason or anything like that, I will still love her.
if that mandatory birthday stream with its abundance of prerecorded content and merch drop that she came back for at the last second are the only thing she does this month, I'll feel pretty shit on desu

>>51916032
at this point I doubt she has ever been recorded drunk

>>51916148
i think the only time was where she got tipsy during new years i think it was
other than that she isn't a drinker she's just a cringelord that pretended to be drunk

>>51916148
What about the new year stream 2021 (I believe)?

>>51915851
>I dont see Mumei streaming yet no one is complaining
No one is complaining because there is actually communication coming from Mumei.
Mumei let her fans know she would be on break for a few weeks. She has also been very active every day on Twitter during her absence, tweeting often and retweeting art.

Gura ""has the most work out of all holos"" and is the "" #1 vtuber in the world"" but somehow Gura just can't tweet a short tweet for her fans every once and a while like the other "less busy" holos do.

>>51916210
>other than that she isn't a drinker she's just a cringelord that pretended to be drunk
honestly I can't believe there are people here too stupid to have figured this out, who continue to try to explain her decline on actual alcoholism (likely having never met or dealt with a real alcoholic in their life)

>>51916148
>>51916210
>>51916237
I swear the bardcore kara one she was tipsy

Another day of ghosting. Still the same same desu

>>51916372
ghost deez nuts

>>51916331
they are either kids or mudslimes, either way anyone going about her being drunk constantly probably have no experience with alcohol

SHES DEAD

>>51916338
>>51916210
>>51916210
or it's an act to look vulnerable. I know how it sounds but after all these months it rings true.

>mere days after bday
>ggg already in ruins

tag yourself

She was right, she is the same samedesu

>>51915851
>I dont see Mumei streaming yet no one is complaining
Hmmm I wonder why... retard
>Mumei: 170h
>Gura: 34h

>>51916474
boy, you must have not seen /ggg/ last week then

>>51916498
absolute unit on the left needs to do some training with the grizzly and go from a regular fat guy to a powerlifter

>>51916498
Uoh shirt guy, I'm not some sub-human brown skjn.

>>51916450
>le lex luthor
she fucking hated chat calling her tipsy bro

>>51916584
That would make you fat though

>>51916474
ggg is healing

>>51916636
>>le lex luthor
you don't need to be lex luthor to pretend to be drunk

>>51916563
These girls hololive finds are made of paper or something?

>>51916576
Won't speak for anyone else, but I feel just as bad as before, if not worse. We're just getting less traffic because there's more drama elsewhere, better raid targets until they get bored and circle back.

>>51916498
guy on the left should cosplay as this guy

>>51916659
Fat can be lost, and thanks for not making a minor mistake like "skjn" your whole argument.

>>51916450
>>51916636
>>51916678
Gura may not get fully drunk every stream, but you just know she hits the bottle a little bit when she's nervous for a stream
Just listen to the way she talks. She sounds tipsy just about every stream

>>51916771
I'm enjoying the comfy while I can

>>51916498
Me in the middle at the front.

>>51916474
Only yesbuds seem confused by this.
>4 weeks of ghosting interrupted by 1 stream each week
>3 weeks of ghosting
>wtf why aren't we healing
protip retard, cause Gura doesn't magically reset the "horrible lack of streams" counter. No one thinks "it's only been 2 days since her last stream" they think "she was gone for 3 weeks, came back for basically 50 mins of not prerecorded content, why is she STILL not saying anything or streaming"

>>51916678
jesus anon at least watch the stream we are talking about, probably one of the first times she got geniunely pissed at chat, /hlgg/ was calling her overtly sensitive and a party pooper, why the fuck would she pretend that?

>she is le drunk
so all the chumbies left and the HER dregs are all that's left huh

>>51916887
link the stream nigga

>>51916771
Or apathy is settling in and soon /ggg/ threads will stop being made. Fags will just make bait threads when they want to attack Gura.

>>51916887
if you think she was geniunely pissed at chat you are fucking sheltered moron and shouldnt be on t he internet

>>51916887
She even apologized in some follow up stream
Haha imagine that....admitting fault...trying to make up for things

Its been three years and we still get newfags

>>51916912
>HER dregs
That's all of Gura's fans

>>51916771
I'm just replaying the intro like crazy and chilling

>>51916498

>>51916866
it is even worse. that one stream makes it so that cuckbuds can't find closure. because "she streamed so she might come back like before"
she is truly evil and has the ghosting and lovebombing down to a science.

Why are you like this?

>>51916963
>Fags will just make bait threads when they want to attack Gura.
As opposed to spending half a thread unchallenged making an image to shit on Gura in the catalog with?
>>51907779
>>51909196
>>51909645
>>51909832
>>51910324

>>51916974
how much more shit you gonna make up? tell us how she cried after ame called her a bitch

>>51917034
BASED, where is it I want to thumb it up

>>51917054
I don't care if you don't remember these things, newfag. We're not having some ebin argument, I'm just going to feel superior to your weak ass dedication to watch all Gura content

>>51916924
>>51916964
>>51917054
holy shit, where did the newfags come from?

>>51917034
I don't see the issue?

Why did she sing out of control?
>'Cause I feel
I can always show
my everything to you

why did she sing it when she does the opposite?

>>51916576
Oh man, the ramp up in shitposting up until the stream announcement was crazy. Then the shitposting only really lasted for like a day after before it flopped like a wet fart.

>>51917126
there is no stream where gura got "genuinely pissed off at chat" you moron, it just doesn't fucking exist
she was being playful, simple as that

>>51917218
(me) Ahh.. I fucked that up

Is it weak of me that I'm juuust a bit glad she had twitter likes yesterday?
Like she's not so disconnected as to not check out the online response to her BD the day right after.
I-i'm still feisty, right?

>>51917229
well even I need a break at some point.

>>51917126
retards like you spamming
>GURA IS PISSED AT CHAT
>GURA HATES AME
doesnt mean it happened

>sings stay with me poorly
>leaves
what did she mean by this?

Me being a goncernfag.

>>51917279
being feisty doesn't make you cool chumbie

>>51917218
Might as well ask why she sang Fansa and then stopped doing anything for us shortly after, or why she sang Stay With Me when she's the one who left.

do you think gura is ugly

I'll always stay with Gura. I'm not going anywhere

>>51917279
I honestly didn't expected her to even do that so it feels nice I guess, hope she continues breaking my incredibly low expectations and we get a stream before the concert

>>51917307
How can Gura drown if she has gills?

>>51917043
Well that one is my fault I made a post noticing how ina streamed more in a month than what Gura had streamed in the past half year. Still /ggg/ exist and is sort of a push and pull those ambivalent to Gura those that hate her and the enablers. When /ggg/ ceases to exist only the negative aspect will continue. Of course Gura can change this by simply streaming, I'm not asking for Kaela tier endurance but just a bit more.

Sex with two fembuds

>>51910189
>ensure a steady flow of new views
Exceot she's been getting less view than when she was streaming consistently.

>>51917307
today i learned that japanese onsens intentionally fill their water too high so that when someone gets in, the top layer of water spills out over the edge
this is because the dirt and oil floats to the top of the water. when it spills out, it gets rid of the dirty water. then the onsen fills back up with clean water.
so if you really want to drink gura flavored bath water, get some from the top, like that chumbie is doing

Shabu~ shabu~, shabu~ shabu~

>>51917279
>>51917410
Do you faggots ever think about how low your expectations of her are

https://files.catbox.moe/chd0i2.mp4

Always keep your eyes on
The line of the horizon
Come on, Chumbuds, climb on-board
Set sail to brighter days

Waves will knock you down
And currents pull you out
a a
Life hits you with the ol' "Hoocha!"
Tryna make a splash
But every stream has crashed
Oh nyo!
But still we keep on swimming

じゃぶじゃぶじゃぶじゃぶじゃぶ (jabu jabu jabu jabu jabu)
頂点捕食者 (ちょうてん ほしょくしゃ/ Chōten hoshoku-sha)
水中配信者 (すいちゅう はいしんしゃ/suichu Haishin-sha)
Shrimpin’ every day
ざぶざぶざぶざぶざぶ (zabu zabu zabu zabu zabu)
スイマーだ よ(suima dayo)
浮き輪不要 (うき わ ふよう/uki wa fuyō)
びしょびしょ (bisho bisho)

It's almost time, just gimme a sec!
9000 years gives you a crick in the neck
With a hand to hold, we're not alone
Got a heart of gold and a head of bone

No one panic, we've just begun
Bein hydrodynamic is just more fun
So hang on Bloop cos the water's rough
You can't spell ぐらつく (guratsuku) without ぐら (gura)!

A a a a
A a a a a
Come sail away with me
A a a a
A a a a a
Our future's beyond the (sea)
(See) the sunrise shine on our lives
There's no dream we can't reach
So no matter how we grow
Just always know
A a a a a a a a a
I'm that same サメです (same desu)

Always keep your eyes on
The line of the horizon
Come on, Chumbuds, climb on
Board set sail to brighter days

a.

>>51917594
uuu uuu uuu uuu yeah LET ME BE WITH YOU

>>51910324
Is this the le ebin new shitposting angle?

the sucks to suck event really exposed how things are between her and us.

>>51917565
well.. she does less than the bare minimum so how low can my expectations really get?

we're being raided

>>51917594
I want to sail to brighter days with you gooba

>>51917477
Thanks for the tip, bud.

>>51917698
>"""feisty"""bud can't handle a bit o banter
sad

>>51916498
So this is what western "lolicons" look like

>>51917594
>I'm that same サメです (same desu)
Sure doesn't feel like it.
>Board set sail to brighter days
You've made no effort to make things better Gura.

>>51917307
Someone crop the concern chumbie for gif usage. please

>>51917825
who the hell are you talking to

>>51916498
i kinda look like the guy in the back with glasses

>>51917674
yeah but you can't because she doesn't stream. kek.

>>51917806
Wouldn't call it banter. She seems irritated by it.

>>51917910
You need to watch chobits zoombud

>>51917923
Yeah, because the question was apparently 'hey did you even show up to your own birthday', of course she fired back.

>>51917043
except that it's reached the point where long time fans are doing it largely to prove that they're not going insane and something has gone really wrong. no active vtuber should have more merch than streams in a year, and accepting that from your oshi is ridiculous

>>51918072
>except that it's reached the point where long time fans are doing it largely to prove that they're not going insane and something has gone really wrong
No, you're just making images /vt/ will shit on Gura with. No one else will care and they'll shit on your "muh merch to stream" bullshit as the sign of a clear anti.

>>51918072
I'm more mad that I missed the limited set. I didn't even notice when the top of the hour hit.

>>51918129
NTA but you are retarded

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks

>>51917923
not really, seems like you are the one irritated by it if that small retort is living rent free in your head

>>51918159
I mean he isn't wrong chumbie. Shitposters will use your images as shitposting material.

>>51918072
she's an idol now. not a vtuber anymore. we'll see how well that plays out, but her twitter has been saying nothing about vtubing for a while now.
I wrote it last week, and I'll say it again: this thread should be moved to another board because /vt/ is for vtubers and she isn't anymore.

>>51918159
He's not lying tho

What are you guys doin' in here?

>>51912567
Last year the full set was 12,000 JPY, this year it was 11,770. In USD that means this year's is about $1.50 cheaper. (2021 was 11,000 JPY; her birthday merch has always been about the same price for the set)

>>51918219
>your images
again you are retarded
but idk dude, saying that facts are only used to shit on Gura is like saying crime stats are racist
like sure, they will be but discounting anything you dont like as "anti" posting is libtard behavior and you niggers act exactly like twitter SJW's when it comes to Gura

Since it's apparently the topic of the minute, does anyone know what triggered the 'is this prerecorded, no, sucks to suck' thing? Searching the chat replay gets comments directly after that, but I'm not seeing what made her comment in the first place.

>>51918379
Wondering what I should do today

I was so happy when I saw Gawr return, now my makeout sessions can resume.

>>51918390
vod chat eats a lot of them

>>51918390
Oh is that what shitposters are mad about? Anyone making that joke deserved that honestly

>>51918379
procrastinating like crazy

>>51916498
lol, the guy with uuuuoooohhh shirt is how I picture most people that visit this place and 4chan in general

>>51918449
How much, out of curiosity? I'm not really an archive keeper, just using youtube comment search extension. 48053 messages on my end.

>>51916498
My man on the left is almost shaped like a square.

>>51918228
Gura is a Vocaloid now. She's walking in the steps of her childhood idol, Hatsune Miku.

>>51918388
>but idk dude, saying that facts are only used to shit on Gura is like saying crime stats are racist
Ok anti. We all know she's not streaming a lot. Digesting that into some catch all "haha cover released much merch but she no stream much" makes you an anti. You're painting a narrative that she wants to milk you of money. Sorry, that's not a "fact", "chumbie".

>>51918379
Waiting for work emails, listening to a podcast, checking places like this thread because bored.

>>51916498
Add a 5'2 tall spic to the picture and that's me

>>51918944
you niggers really need to go back to discord or whatever already

>>51918219
>Shitposters will use your images as shitposting material
who cares what shitposters do?
shitposters didn't create the situation, and can just as easily dig up whatever they want as we can. the point is that things are fucked right now, why bother trying to cover it up?

>>51919054
smol

>>51917537
>>51917594
and i thought she was saying "shamu shamu" like the old whale from Seaworld

>>51919054
HAHAHAHAHA la pulguita, el escuincle, el chapulincito

>>51919060
>noo this is the anti general you can't just call me out! you're an SJW! a libtard!
jesus christ, try harder to copy 4chan lingo will ya

>>51919260
At least I'm not obese

>>51919069
Explain why you want to imply Gura is trying to steal your money with merch when 80% of the merch is cover, the rest is delayed shit or milestone related. You'd rather she skip milestone stuff to placate you?

>>51919277
holy newfag

>>51918944
>You're painting a narrative that she wants to milk you of money
except that all that image does is point out what anyone can find on their own. if that's your perception of it, than that's on you, because none of it is misinformation.

>>51918944
Having released more merchandise than streams is a quantitative fact. You're free to form your own opinion on what that means, but the reason why you are so defensive over it is deep down you know it.

>>51919384
>>51919421
"chumbies"

>>51919489
"not a ATM"

>>51919384
>>51919421
No one thinks you're chumbies,this larp is pathetic

>>51919525
>calls people atms
>still tries to pretend he's a chumbie
i mean why are you even mad i'm calling you an anti. aren't you proud to anti a money grubbing chuba? can you say you love gura for real?

>>51918390
>is this prerecorded, no, sucks to suck
Someone asking if its prerecorded?
She read it as a question. It is quite obvious anon, have you never watched a stream?

>>51919634
>can you say you love gura for real?
not anymore since she clearly doesnt love chumbies back

>>51919699
Have you considered reading the bit directly after that? It was a question directed towards the archivists more than anything, I was just curious.

>>51910667
It's not really an outfit and she won't take that long to reveal it. Gura could still stream around her usual time no problem.

>>51919755
Ok, so you're an anti here to shit on her. Why did we take this long loop to get here?

Remember to love Goobs unconditionally. Call out fakebuds every chance you get.

>>51919843
>if you dont love Gura anymore you are an anti
no really go the fuck back discord nigger

Are we just gonna memory hole Mister "chumbies are atms" here sperged out and started cuckposting the other day? Why are we entertaining this moron?

>>51919841
But she won't, anon...
The next stream is a members one anyway, whenever it will be

>>51919892

Gura pees, farts, and maybe even poops.

>>51919336
>You'd rather she skip milestone stuff to placate you?
I think her doing that would have genuinely been a really great move, owning up to the fact that she hasn't necessarily been delivering to her own standard recently and postponing the merch shilling to a time when she is better able to. It pretty much completely dispels rumors that she's only in it for the cash, it shows that she still cares and hears people's concerns and feedback, and it sets her up to do better in the future.
If she did that, this thread wouldn't even be having these arguments, and actual antis who wanted her to fail from the start (not just disgruntled fans who are running out of hope at this point) would be the only ones who actually lost, because the facts literally wouldn't be on "their side" anymore.

>>51919892
>don't love Gura
>goes to /ggg/ to create images to shit on her
>uhh no i'm not an anti
????????????
No really, ??????????

>>51919896
>everyone is the same guy
boogyman harder i havent posted here since the birthday stream

>>51917825
well, she couldn't be bothered to write the lyrics herself

>>51919901
You do not know this, you just hope for it, much like all of us were hoping we'd get one before the birthday at all. I also hope for it, but hope is a strong word.

>>51919892
is this what 0 self awereness does to a mf?

>>51919971
im not the dude who made the images you literal retarded nigger
get over that dunning-kruger are and maybe your life will start to improve

>>51919901
Idk when the next Gura stream will be, I'm just saying that what Ame is doing today wouldn't really interfere Gura's usual stream time that much.

>>51920045
oh nyo minor typo....

the faggots shitting up the thread rn are the same people that tried to convince us there would be no BD stream. Remember to love Gura.

>deleted
n-not an anti btw

>>51919964
are you insane? antis would be having a motherfucking field day with it, people outside /here/ would panic like crazy, gura literally not delivering on what she pretty much has to is pretty much already saying you want her to graduate

She's so friggin' cool.

>>51920193
i mean when you link posts on your discord and tell your friends to mass report them than they tend to get deleted

>>51919901
The next stream will be a collab, and we'll be lucky to get a pov

>>51920230
>discord discord discord
pathetic, kys tranny, and stop larping as a poltard and a chumbie

>talks like an anti
>makes troll material like an anti
>is only here to deride her and nothing else
>gets comments nuked like an anti
Gee, I'm not sure he's an anti guys...

>>51920101
would've honestly rather have the bd stream delayed than that last minute slapped together shit

imagine posting bullshit anti infographics here and expecting chumbuds not to shit on you

>>51920193
>>51920324
deleted at the same time btw
>>51910978

>>51919964
Or you could just not buy the merch if you're unhappy with it. I'm completely baffled at this muh don't sell merch anti angle. Clearly she's not selling it to you if owning a chumbie plush is conditional on a certain amount of stream hours.

>>51920358

its honestly wild that after the raid discord got leaked they just spammed here like annoying faggots until all the chumbuds who actually love Gura left and now they all just blatantly post here and pretend that the Gura discord mods didnt used to just post screenshots of mod chats in /ggg/

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>51920358
>Since chummies have finally gotten wise to the truth. Gura is a has-been shill jew whore who is graduated in all but name and will continue to milk her cunny short fanbase dry as bone for as long as it remains profitable. And it will remain profitable. For a long, long time


Damn, look at all this chumbie posting. He's just like us guys fr fr fellow chumbies. Anyway anyone else hate Gura? Can you make me a meme image real quick to uh...highlight the truth...yes.

>>51920358
>>51920428
>>51920473
i mean hes a shitter but no they wernt
stop lying

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>51920333
It's anti because it doesn't serve a purpose other than to be posted in catalog threads, but it's not bullshit, just los numeros. It is what it is.

>>51920520
what did the dorufin anon did to you?

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

it's funny how the thread's general opinion made a complete turn like an hour ago. Super organic.

I'm so horny for fembuds.

>>51920192
>antis would be having a motherfucking field day with it
How so? It's literally her openly and publicly not taking what would still be an easy cash grab for her after a month of radio silence. That kind of thing looks really, really good for her character in general, and there's basically no way around that.
>people outside /here/ would panic like crazy
They already were panicking because the stream wasn't even announced until last minute off of weeks of nothing. Having a stream where she takes the time to verbally explain things and calm those concerns (without taking nearly the minimum time required for an event stream like this and profiting off of limited merch sales) would stop anyone who isn't absolutely insane from panicking, because people understand that shit happens. People generally care more about Gura as a person than a bunch of cheap plastic shit, so it wouldn't be some insane loss even for the people who would have bought merch under normal circumstances.
>gura literally not delivering on what she pretty much has to is pretty much already saying you want her to graduate
Sounds like projection to me.

The thought of fembuds makes me erect.

>>51920579
the real dorufin anon dropped Gura like over a year ago dude.... its time to let go

>>51920598
You're cute, but I only love Gura.. sry..

>>51920562
>but it's not bullshit
It is bullshit, it is numbers designed to show a certain agenda you tard.
It's like if I showed her streams decreasing starting 9 months ago and going Hmmmmmmmm just the facts huh hmmmmmmmmmmmm not trying to imply anything. There isn't anything unusual about the amount of merch Gura released.
The merch she controls and released herself is

-delayed 2020 4 million milestone daki
-myth anniversary merch (not like she could skip this one anyway)
-BD merch
Every single other thing is standard company merch. Some of it she didn't even fucking shill like the 1/7 figurine.

its funny how only that message got deleted and none of the others
what did they mean by that? kind of weird right?
got deleted faster than most dox posters

>>51921079
He got hit in the other thread where he completely masked off, dumbo. Any other not deleted messages must have just not been the same guy. You know bans nuke your whole posts, right?

>>51920733
if they switched from their weak ass cuckposting and alcoholism rrats to larping as yesbuds to try to divide chumbuds even more I'm genuinely impressed, that's a way more effective tactic than they've been trying for the last few years

>>51921196
>You know bans nuke your whole posts, right?
im sorry but.... how new are you?

Hello. I really do love her.

>>51921079
>still same no punctuation, lowercase, use space to break up sentences posting style
Why aren't you at least trying

>>51920733
Yes its very funny how we woke up and spotted catalog vermin in our thread. "What the fuck there were no humans in this fridge and now that they've arrived they're trying to chase me, the fridge raider out. Very suspicious"- literal rat.

>>51921257
what an ugly ass model

>>51921364
post membership screenshot
I don't think you're an actual chumbud

>>51921376
Dont insult my wife like that

>>51921455
I don't care, raider. This pathetic larp of "n-no people who shit one me, the literal guy getting posts deleted for calling Gura a whore and wanting to make anti images, are the real antis" is pathetic.

>>51921196
thats not how it works buddy

>>51921364
>we
Actual schizophrenia

My membership expires this saturday, sunday members stream confirmed?

>>51921376

I want to huff a fembud's bushy coochie.

>>51921549
yeah you're definitely just here to LARP
glad you didn't just try to dig one up from warosu or something though, that would have been even more shameless

>>51921604
Based

>>51921686
Are you just copy pasting my accusations at this point?
I'll leave you to return to your "pro gura" activities then, like calling her a money grubbing whore and putting that in an infographic.

>>51921750
>Are you just copy pasting my accusations at this point?
no, you just failed the test. even the world's biggest yesbud would still be membered, but you aren't, meaning that you're LARPing to shit things up

>>51921686
>yeah you're definitely just here to LARP
To LARP as...a chumbie?
By not shitting on Gura?

>>51921878
i mean... they have been doing it for months

>>51921973
What are you even talking about you retard?

Gooba doesn't want to stream nowadays because Holostars EN has permission to raid into any EN member's stream.

>>51922354
Nobody in HoloEN has ever raided Gura because you need to whitelist them and Gura is too lazy for that. Kiara is just desperate for numbers.

reminder that there have been many instances of gura saying something that sounds like a response to something someone said in chat but there being no record of anything matching accurately in any archived chat logs
yes youtube eats chats but she also has a habit of responding to things she thinks people are saying vs. actually reading it, especially when she's nervous or worked up about something and is distracted

>>51922488
Literally everybody and their mother can raid Kiara and Mori because they had to turn it on for the most recent youtube weekend

>>51922542
If that's what happened, okay, but I guess I'm not gonna get an answer to my 'who triggered that, if anyone' question unless audiobud pops back up with realtime logs. Assuming he'll show up at all until the next actual stream, anyways.

>>51921878
>LARP as a chumbud
>act like nothing is wrong, call anyone who points out that things are fucked up an anti
>things continue to get worse
>mission accomplished

>>51922900
its worked quite well for them the last 6 months desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP09Vo_8xOU
gura is so cute and cool and I love her

>>51922695
i don't think he's gonna come back bro

>>51923641
He will unless he was one of the ones who had the birthday as his line in the sand. He was here earlier this month. Whether he still archives chat is a different question, though.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

>>51916419
Me getting a delicious glass of Gura water

jackbox collab on Kiara's birthday with as many EN and ID as possible, Gura might show up

>>51923842
https://vocaroo.com/14C2SzHmDUnY

Bloopchama…

>>51924210

>>51923854
>Loses another potential solo stream to a collab
T-Thanks...

>>51918556
I also logged chat and prechat, so ignoring that by counting only from 8PM ET onward, I got 80,999 messages. As far as I know even logging with chat-downloader will miss some messages, so that's probably not everything. Even then, youtube is only showing about 60% in the chat replay

>>51924744
Jesus. I wasn't expecting the extension to be reliable after the fact but I didn't think it'd be that bad. Guess it's not much use beyond searching through the comment section.

thoughts on gura's thighs?

>no stream or members post
I guess she's still the same same desu

>>51922900
>act like nothing is wrong, call anyone who points out that things are fucked up an anti
No, I'm calling specifically people who make fucking infographics trying to call Gura some evil money grabbing whore an anti. If you are honestly someone who thinks this shit is helping, then you are beyond lost.

>>51925965
extremely breedable

>>51925965

>>51925968
Realistically, the lyrics and what would you call it, storyboarding? Have been done for a while, it's not like the OP was a surprise. She was the same at the time and has since changed. Brighter days sure would be nice.

>>51926040
nobody is calling gura an "evil money grubbing whore" besides you, though.

>>51910189
oh wow almost like it was her birthday

>>51925965
Home.

>>51911010
sorry nobody cares enough about you

>>51922542
>>51924744 (me)
Stream started at 8:02:47 ET
At 8:08:05 ET (which is 5 minutes 18 seconds into the stream) there is this message:
>(Member (2 years)) Shoot Me: Are you prerecorded?
Then she starts talking about it at 5 minutes 28 seconds into the stream, which is 10 seconds later

>>51926149

This guy literally was >>51910978, plus there is literally no other purpose to making an infographic of something everyone in this thread discussed...except to show others.
Aka break containment. Now tell me humble chumbie, who you gonna show the chart shitting on your oshi? Who are you going to try and convince Gura is treating you as an ATM cause Cover keeps making Gura merch?

>>51926124
this is one of those perfectly screenshotted images
timeless and it always makes me laugh
just like the gwombus

>>51926311
Thanks for indulging my directionless curiosity/autism. I will proceed to do nothing with this information, time for another pot of coffee and some monhun.

>>51925965
Strong desire to put my head between them, hope she squeezes

>>51926323
>This guy literally was >>51910978
that's a different person than the guy who originally made the image, as shown by the fact that all his posts got deleted when he got banned, while the original image stayed up
>Now tell me humble chumbie, who you gonna show the chart shitting on your oshi? Who are you going to try and convince Gura is treating you as an ATM cause Cover keeps making Gura merch?
see, this is why I think you're probably a catalog shitter, because the first place your mind goes is using images like this in catalog bait threads. there's no reason it needs to leave this one, all it really does is just show more evidence of how fucked up things have gotten for us and why it's completely reasonable not to have hope that things will get better anymore.

>>51926311
>Says not prerecorded
>Most of the stream is prerecorded
Sasuga

Who put out the pdf for Gura and how do I get a copy? I wanna read what these fans are saying

>>51926565
https://twitter.com/GuraSquad/status/1671339591469789184

>>51926507
You are literally the same guy. You don't even bother changing your fucking typing style. And you keep trying this pathetic projection of "y-you come from the catalog cause you don't want people making meme images to shit on gura with". You've concocted an insane fucking story no one else is buying that this is me somehow hiding behind 6 layers of stealth, convincing everyone to...not shit on Gura. Wow what an evil motherfucker I am. I'm not even satisfied with this dogshit streaming and lack of comms, no one is, I just see you for what you are.

Gura is the worst actor when it comes to implementing management training, like when she has to act surprised that her limited edition sold out. Not an insult, I just find it cute. That could also just be because I 'know' her or she feels weird following management direction like that.